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One is not born a woman,
one becomes one.
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I believe in you.
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I know you can do this.
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You've got this.
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We can do this.
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Show them how tight
and fresh you are!
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Let's do it, Poochy!
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Ma'am Ena,
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we can start rolling
when you're ready.
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Yes, I'm ready!
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Hi madam!
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I'm Mel, your new assistant.
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You ready?
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Hi Mel!
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Yeah, you can tell them I'm ready.
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- Okay madam, I'll hold that for you.
- Oh it's fine.
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You've got your hands full.
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I can handle this.
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Hi!
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The weather has been so hot lately!
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Global warming, madam.
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It'll be a while before the rains come.
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Weather's been hell in the Philippines.
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Agreed, madam.
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Shout your womanhood!
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Shout! Shout! Shout!
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Sanitary napkins!
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Cut! Wonderful! I like it!
That was beautiful!
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Perfect, Ena!
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Thank you!
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I ordered food
for you guys.
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Thank you, Ena!
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- Let's break for lunch.
- We have a photo shoot scheduled
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on Friday, madam.
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Oh! You know what, Mel?
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You're so efficient. I like you!
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Director,
can I keep Mel for good?
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- He's so quick!
- Sure, of course!
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Madam, I'm a "she".
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You're a She?
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So...
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I thought you were Mel?
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She like... Sheila?
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I mean, I'm Mel too...
but I'm also a "she".
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- Oh, so it's Shemel!
- She!
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Anyway, I'll see you next shoot, okay?
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Okay, madam.
I also use they/them.
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Madam, I use "she"!
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Madam?
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I'm coming, baby...
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Okay. Yes, I'm coming too...
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I'm coming...
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So?
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Did you like it?
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Well, I feel like...
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Poochy wasn't as tight as before.
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Maybe because of stress?
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I don't know.
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Don't listen to him, Poochy.
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You're tight.
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You're fresh.
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You are enough.
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Tight?
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You're already tight.
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Doc,
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I want it tighter.
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Make it even more tight.
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Uh, okay.
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But you need to relax, dear.
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So I can insert the tool.
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You're still too tense.
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Here it comes...
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Ena, you're still tense.
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I need you to open up.
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Okay, fine.
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Doc,
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my boyfriend said that
I wasn't that tight anymore.
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I'm afraid he'll start
looking for someone new.
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Someone younger,
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fresher, tighter.
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Maybe I still have
abandonment issues
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because my dad left
when I was really small, but...
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No, I meant open up.
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As in don't clench!
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I can't insert the device.
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Oh, open up!
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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I got it.
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You want me to...
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- relax you?
- Um...
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Um...
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Okay, okay...
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♪ I saw three ducks the other day ♪
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♪ A fat one, a thin one ♪
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♪ then another passed by ♪
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- ♪ But this one only had a single wing ♪
- ♪ But this one only had a single wing ♪
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♪ That was the leader
that went quack, quack! ♪
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♪ Quack, quack, quack! ♪
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- ♪ Quack, quack, quack! ♪
- ♪ Quack, quack, quack! ♪
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♪ That was the leader
that went quack, quack! ♪
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- ♪ Quack, quack, quack! ♪
- ♪ Quack, quack, quack! ♪
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♪ That was the leader
that went quack, quack! ♪
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♪ Quack, quack, quack! ♪
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Why does this
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gender reveal party
have to be so far?
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Oh, relax baby...
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I'm tighter now.
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Really?
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Okay then...
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Will you let me check?
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Of course.
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Like this.
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I'll put it in, baby.
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Wow!
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- Baby, Poochy is tighter!
- See? Look how she's tighter.
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I promise you, Poochy will only
get tighter and tighter.
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Baby, wait. Let me freshen
Poochy up first.
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Okay, baby.
I'll fill up the car.
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Sir, full tank.
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Lord, it's hot!
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Hi!
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Hi! Um...
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Sorry, this restroom is for women, right?
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Yes. For women.
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So, why are you here?
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Putting on make-up because
I'm late to a costume party.
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- But this is for women, right?
- Yes, it's for women.
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- So why are you here?
- Like I said, I'm getting ready
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- for a costume party.
- But why-
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You know, we're just
going around in circles.
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Because you keep
asking the same thing.
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Because you're not a woman.
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What?
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Excuse me!
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Sorry, but...
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you're not
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a woman.
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Sorry, sis, but,
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I am a woman.
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Not just a woman,
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but a goddess.
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Well, I'm not comfortable
having you here
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and I really need to pee.
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That's what cubicles are for.
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Sit, close the door,
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and pee in private.
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I'm not comfortable having
a man around while I pee.
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A man?
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- What man?
- I mean you!
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You're a man!
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What if you want to rape me?
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Really?
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Look at me.
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Look at me.
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There is no world
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where these wings
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are interested in that pussy.
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Fine!
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I'll just wait for you to finish, then.
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Oh? This'll take a while.
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You might rupture your bladder.
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Oh, it's so hot!
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How long will that take?
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This will take a while!
Go pee in there!
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[groans]
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You know, you're violating me!
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Violating?
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I'm just putting on make-up here.
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But I really can't pee like this!
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Psst!
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Psst!
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See? I even helped you.
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So hot!
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Geez!
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This is the first time I went
with a man in the restroom.
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Sister, I am not a man.
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You are a man!
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Guard!
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Wait, wait...
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- Fine, I'm leaving, see?
- Guard!
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I'm leaving!
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But remember this...
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In the name of all that is gay,
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and each and every chick
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with a dick.
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I curse you!
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I curse you!
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What's happening here?
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Chief! This man is in here.
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This restroom only for women, right?
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Madam,
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as you can see,
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this woman is not a man.
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She may not be a biological woman,
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but she identifies as a woman.
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In this gasoline station,
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we've been educated on SOGIE,
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Sexual Orientation,
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Gender Identification,
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and Expression.
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- Meaning...
- Chief!
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Chief, it's okay.
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Thank you.
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I curse you...
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I curse you...
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You will lose your...
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Oh, baby.
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What took you so long?
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Was there a queue
for the restroom?
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Babe, there was...
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You know what?
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Never mind.
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Let's just go.
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Welcome to the party
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to end all gender reveal parties!
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The gender reveal party
of Boyet and Girly...
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This is it, everybody!
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Is it a boy, or is it a girl?
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- Babe, are you okay?
- Why was it red?
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Okay, we're not giving up!
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One more time! Another one!
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It should be blue, if it's a boy,
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- pink for a girl.
- Baby, bathroom break.
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Who organized this?
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Three, two, one, and go!
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Yellow orange?
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What's happening?
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It's like the baby
doesn't want us to know.
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Babies these days...
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It's a totally different generation.
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We won't give up.
Let's try again! Again!
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Three, two, one, go!
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Congratulations! It's a...
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Baby...
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Robert... Babe...
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Good morning...
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Baby.
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- Morning.
- Good morning.
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Remember what you did last night?
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What happened?
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You were a naughty girl.
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You couldn't wait
until we got home.
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You said we'd continue
in the morning.
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Oh, baby...
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Okay, baby.
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What the hell!
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Baby, what happened?
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Baby, why is it gone?
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What? What's gone?
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- Poochy! It's gone!
- What?
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Oh my god...
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Don't panic.
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Your pussy is still there.
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What happened, doc?
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It's called labial fusion.
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It's a medical condition
where the small inner lips
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around the entrance of your vagina
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are joined together.
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But doc, how does that happen?
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Infection,
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stress, trauma, and similar stuff.
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You're probably super tense.
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It could also be the weather.
And this heat.
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It's just short of a
heatwave, the body just-
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Doc?
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What are my treatment options?
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You need to be calm, dear.
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♪ Butterfly flower tree, ♪
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♪ golden beetle. ♪
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♪ Butterfly flower tree, ♪
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♪ golden beetle, ♪
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♪ June beetle. ♪
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♪ The woman on the street ♪
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♪ Struts like a rooster ♪
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You see?
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- It's opening!
- Good job! Good job!
277
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:39,777
♪ Leron, Leron, my dear ♪
278
00:14:39,802 --> 00:14:41,971
♪ Eyeing a young papaya ♪
279
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,967
♪ carrying his basket ♪
280
00:14:43,992 --> 00:14:45,925
♪ a cradle for his fruit ♪
281
00:14:46,028 --> 00:14:48,280
♪ And when he reached the top ♪
282
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:50,140
♪ a branch broke off ♪
283
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,975
♪ all out of luck ♪
284
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,157
♪ he just gave up ♪
285
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:55,521
- Okay, just keep singing...
- ♪ Pen pen from Sarapen ♪
286
00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:56,855
♪ got a knife from the armory ♪
287
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,398
♪ How how says the carabao ♪
288
00:14:58,423 --> 00:14:59,675
♪ who's a bit stinky ♪
289
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,027
♪ Tongs that like pinching ♪
290
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:04,279
♪ Gold and silver
by the sea ♪
291
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:05,614
♪ there's blooming ♪
292
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,199
♪ There goes the crab ♪
293
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:08,450
♪ by the sea ♪
294
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:11,537
♪ wide and yummy
but quite hard ♪
295
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:12,980
♪ to catch... ♪
296
00:15:13,436 --> 00:15:14,466
Babe,
297
00:15:14,859 --> 00:15:16,266
want to try again?
298
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,504
Come on babe, sing to her again.
299
00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:24,525
Robert, let's try-
300
00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:26,492
I don't want to sing
nursery rhymes anymore!
301
00:15:36,912 --> 00:15:38,223
Shout your womanho-
302
00:15:38,248 --> 00:15:39,250
Cut!
303
00:15:39,275 --> 00:15:41,608
Ena, a little conviction please!
304
00:15:41,706 --> 00:15:42,958
- Copy.
- Take 12!
305
00:15:43,259 --> 00:15:45,637
And... action!
306
00:15:46,004 --> 00:15:47,172
Shout your woman-
307
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:48,745
- Cut!
- Direk...
308
00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:50,266
Ena!
309
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,261
Fix your delivery!
310
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:54,371
It's horrible! Say it again.
311
00:15:54,396 --> 00:15:56,673
- Shout! Your womanhood-
- Cut!
312
00:15:56,698 --> 00:15:58,458
- Again!
- Shout your-
313
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,585
Cut! I haven't started rolling
314
00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:01,044
or said "action"!
315
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,171
Roll it!
And... action!
316
00:16:03,935 --> 00:16:05,562
Shout your-
317
00:16:06,316 --> 00:16:07,651
Womanhood!
318
00:16:08,079 --> 00:16:10,883
Womanhood is what should shout, not me!
319
00:16:10,976 --> 00:16:13,323
- Sorry. Yes.
- Shout! Shout! Shout!
320
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:14,433
Womanhood!
321
00:16:14,493 --> 00:16:16,751
I said womanhood, damn it!
322
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,770
- Womanhood!
- I'm sorry!
323
00:16:18,795 --> 00:16:22,247
- Shout, shout!
- Madam, are you okay?
324
00:16:23,584 --> 00:16:27,221
How am I gonna shout my
womanhood if I don't feel it, Mel?
325
00:16:27,246 --> 00:16:29,605
You don't need to shout it.
326
00:16:29,774 --> 00:16:31,574
You can always whisper...
327
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,896
You can do this, madam.
328
00:16:37,285 --> 00:16:39,037
Believe in yourself.
329
00:16:39,689 --> 00:16:41,983
Womanhood is in the heart.
330
00:16:43,812 --> 00:16:46,023
You got this.
331
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,048
Okay?
332
00:16:48,985 --> 00:16:50,404
Shout your womanhood.
333
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:51,821
Yes madam.
334
00:16:54,102 --> 00:16:55,479
Shout
335
00:16:55,574 --> 00:16:56,825
your womanhood.
336
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,660
Correct! Yes!
337
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,688
Wait, why are you here?
Isn't this the ladies' room?
338
00:17:01,789 --> 00:17:03,058
It's unisex, madam.
339
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,751
Shout your wo-
340
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,511
Can you just tell the
director that I'm ready?
341
00:17:07,535 --> 00:17:08,740
Okay, sure...
342
00:17:08,765 --> 00:17:09,986
Director!
343
00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:16,428
Shout
344
00:17:17,027 --> 00:17:18,821
your womanhood!
345
00:17:30,437 --> 00:17:31,454
Babe!
346
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,345
Poochy is back!
347
00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:40,394
- You really want to do this here?
- Yes please.
348
00:17:40,419 --> 00:17:42,504
Poochy might disappear again.
349
00:17:48,248 --> 00:17:50,208
Oh, that's good...
350
00:17:52,024 --> 00:17:53,469
Yes, baby.
351
00:17:53,809 --> 00:17:54,809
Shit!
352
00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,245
Oh yes!
353
00:17:56,777 --> 00:17:59,037
You're so tight, Brenda!
354
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:00,547
What?
355
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,207
Who's Brenda?
356
00:18:02,232 --> 00:18:04,020
What? I mean, Brenda-
357
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:06,319
I mean, Ena, Ena!
358
00:18:07,665 --> 00:18:08,665
Shit!
359
00:18:08,885 --> 00:18:09,885
Baby.
360
00:18:10,365 --> 00:18:13,927
- Get up.
- No! First, tell me who Brenda is!
361
00:18:13,952 --> 00:18:14,953
Baby!
362
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,331
I have my own needs, okay?
363
00:18:19,658 --> 00:18:21,618
Ena, it's so tight.
It's hurting me.
364
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:24,280
You're not the only one
getting hurt here!
365
00:18:24,305 --> 00:18:25,671
How dare you!
366
00:18:26,498 --> 00:18:28,483
But it's okay. It's fine.
367
00:18:28,571 --> 00:18:29,876
I can forgive you.
368
00:18:29,988 --> 00:18:31,442
It was just a one-night thing, right?
369
00:18:31,466 --> 00:18:32,481
Right?
370
00:18:32,753 --> 00:18:33,785
Two nights.
371
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,552
It's okay.
372
00:18:38,705 --> 00:18:40,303
Still forgiven!
373
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,361
Three times?
374
00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:46,059
Fine. It's okay, it's okay...
375
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,502
Okay, fine. Four, five, six...
376
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:48,962
I can't remember.
I'm so sorry, Ena.
377
00:18:48,987 --> 00:18:50,034
I'm so sorry.
378
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,651
Still forgiven!
It's okay!
379
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:56,470
I can still forgive you.
380
00:18:56,495 --> 00:18:58,414
No, Ena, the problem is...
381
00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:02,208
I think I'm in love with her.
382
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,922
What?
383
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:11,425
It's okay... it's okay...
384
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,587
Still forgiven.
385
00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:15,113
It's okay!
386
00:19:15,847 --> 00:19:18,057
I'm not asking for forgiveness.
387
00:19:18,643 --> 00:19:20,113
I'm asking you to...
388
00:19:20,966 --> 00:19:22,318
- Ouch!
- To let me go!
389
00:19:22,343 --> 00:19:24,164
You're strangling
my dick! Let me go.
390
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,758
- Let go. Stand up.
- We can still work this out.
391
00:19:25,782 --> 00:19:26,793
- Come on, please!
- No, no!
392
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,560
Please, you can love me again!
393
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,253
Please, I promise, I-
394
00:19:30,278 --> 00:19:33,906
How can I love a woman whose
vagina keeps disappearing?
395
00:19:35,365 --> 00:19:37,051
Ena... please... just-
396
00:19:38,528 --> 00:19:40,072
Ena, please just let me go!
You need to stand up now.
397
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,015
- I can't!
- What do you mean you can't?
398
00:19:42,317 --> 00:19:45,186
I can't pull it out!
399
00:19:47,756 --> 00:19:49,080
On three, okay?
400
00:19:49,131 --> 00:19:51,498
- Okay.
- One... Two... Three...
401
00:19:51,532 --> 00:19:53,001
[groaning]
402
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,236
Ouch!
403
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,561
Son of a bitch!
404
00:19:55,586 --> 00:19:58,409
Oh my god, we're stuck!
405
00:19:58,456 --> 00:19:59,456
Shit!
406
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,679
Madam?
407
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,661
They're ready for you!
408
00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:06,369
Madam?
409
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:11,332
Mel, we need help.
410
00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:12,879
Stop moving!
411
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:13,936
Ouch!
412
00:20:14,175 --> 00:20:15,977
Please get help!
413
00:20:20,308 --> 00:20:22,730
Madam Ena, I need you to relax, okay?
414
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:23,832
So you can loosen up.
415
00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:25,934
Why don't you try dousing
them with saltwater?
416
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,202
Ouch! Ouch!
417
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,037
Ena, control it!
418
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,795
I can't control it, okay?
419
00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:34,066
Just like how you can't
control your dick!
420
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:35,818
Ena!
421
00:20:36,256 --> 00:20:37,359
- [groaning]
- Ah!
422
00:20:37,383 --> 00:20:38,453
Can you both stand?
423
00:20:38,513 --> 00:20:40,839
- [groans]
- We can't!
424
00:20:41,484 --> 00:20:43,767
No, it's too painful.
425
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:47,162
Madam, I think you
need to calm down.
426
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:52,961
Calm down...
427
00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:54,738
Ena... Ena...
428
00:20:56,974 --> 00:20:59,673
♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪
429
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:03,370
♪ have a laugh! Ha, ha, ha! ♪
430
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:06,099
♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪
431
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,268
♪ have a laugh! Ha, ha, ha! ♪
432
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,769
I am not happy!
433
00:21:09,794 --> 00:21:12,247
♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪
434
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,780
♪ then your life will really show it ♪
435
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:17,944
♪ If you're happy and you
know it, have a laugh! ♪
436
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,154
♪ Ha, ha, ha! ♪
437
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,405
Guys, it's working!
438
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:23,592
- You heard him. Again!
- No, stop!
439
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:27,095
♪ If you're happy and you
know it, clap your hands! ♪
440
00:21:27,266 --> 00:21:29,643
♪ If you're happy and you
know it, clap your hands! ♪
441
00:21:30,307 --> 00:21:31,933
♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪
442
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,585
♪ then your life will really show it ♪
443
00:21:33,610 --> 00:21:36,029
♪ If you're happy and you
know it, clap your hands! ♪
444
00:21:37,198 --> 00:21:39,244
Oh my god!
445
00:21:39,269 --> 00:21:41,699
Oh thank god, finally!
446
00:21:41,724 --> 00:21:42,724
[groaning] Oh god!
447
00:21:42,749 --> 00:21:45,869
- [murmuring]
- Thank god, it's out!
448
00:21:46,399 --> 00:21:48,919
Nice!
449
00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:50,994
Sir, are you okay?
450
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,437
Let him through.
451
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:02,228
- Madam.
- Thank you, thank you...
452
00:22:06,105 --> 00:22:08,733
Mel, stay with me...
453
00:22:08,758 --> 00:22:10,628
Yes, madam.
454
00:22:10,653 --> 00:22:12,645
The shoot has been packed up.
455
00:22:12,670 --> 00:22:15,740
They'll let us know when we're needed.
456
00:22:18,554 --> 00:22:20,806
I just lost Robert.
457
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,776
And now I might lose my job too,
458
00:22:22,801 --> 00:22:26,606
just because Poochy
keeps on disappearing.
459
00:22:35,031 --> 00:22:37,231
See?
460
00:22:38,113 --> 00:22:39,724
Oh my god...
461
00:22:40,168 --> 00:22:42,685
- Mel!
- Madam!
462
00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:44,358
What happened?
463
00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:46,569
I don't know....
464
00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:50,027
Is it possible you got hexed?
465
00:22:50,617 --> 00:22:51,771
Or cursed?
466
00:23:01,492 --> 00:23:04,156
- Hey, you...
- Oh, hello, hello!
467
00:23:04,181 --> 00:23:05,474
It's you...
468
00:23:05,715 --> 00:23:07,675
Damn, why don't
they fix the lights?
469
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,285
Wait. Did you...
470
00:23:09,453 --> 00:23:11,554
Did you put a curse on me?
471
00:23:11,616 --> 00:23:12,826
Are you a witch?
472
00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:14,143
Excuse me?
473
00:23:19,050 --> 00:23:21,675
Do I look like a witch?
474
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:23,816
Look at me...
475
00:23:25,513 --> 00:23:27,806
I'm a fairy!
476
00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:32,290
Please just give me
back my Poochy! Please!
477
00:23:32,315 --> 00:23:33,784
Poochy?
478
00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:35,890
What am I, a dognapper?
479
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,669
Now I'm a thief?
480
00:23:38,694 --> 00:23:40,110
I'm late for the party.
481
00:23:40,819 --> 00:23:41,844
Bye!
482
00:23:42,731 --> 00:23:44,190
- Wait, please!
- Bye Poochy!
483
00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:46,593
- Oh! Hi, chief!
- Hi!
484
00:23:46,618 --> 00:23:47,702
Bye, Poochy!
485
00:23:49,330 --> 00:23:50,415
Are you alright?
486
00:23:54,509 --> 00:23:56,743
Do I look okay to you?
487
00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:58,337
I'm not okay.
488
00:23:58,660 --> 00:24:01,179
And I don't think I'll ever be okay.
489
00:24:02,012 --> 00:24:06,107
I lost my boyfriend, I lost my job,
490
00:24:06,915 --> 00:24:10,677
I lost my dignity, and I lost my-
491
00:24:10,858 --> 00:24:11,925
Poochy?
492
00:24:16,153 --> 00:24:17,330
How do you...
493
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:34,379
I'm Nova.
494
00:24:34,404 --> 00:24:36,201
NovaGina.
495
00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:40,188
And I'm responsible
for your Poochy's disappearance.
496
00:24:40,535 --> 00:24:41,535
Wait.
497
00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:43,716
NovaGina?
498
00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:47,657
- What the f-
- You want your Poochy back?
499
00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,272
Take this flower.
500
00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:02,502
You need to find someone
501
00:25:02,527 --> 00:25:07,153
who will love you despite
not having a vagina,
502
00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:11,729
and do it before all the petals fall,
503
00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:13,388
otherwise...
504
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:15,219
You
505
00:25:15,568 --> 00:25:17,389
will never get
506
00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:19,251
your Poochy back.
507
00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:20,895
Only true love
508
00:25:20,995 --> 00:25:25,072
will get your Poochy back...
509
00:25:26,824 --> 00:25:27,824
Okay?
510
00:25:28,244 --> 00:25:31,618
A love for 'keps'.
511
00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:38,636
Bye!
512
00:25:50,691 --> 00:25:52,122
Is this all true, madam?
513
00:25:52,168 --> 00:25:53,641
Are you sure you
weren't dreaming?
514
00:25:55,273 --> 00:25:57,098
If only it was!
515
00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:58,888
I don't know, Mel.
516
00:25:58,956 --> 00:26:00,994
Maybe it was my imagination.
517
00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:02,625
I don't know anymore.
518
00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:04,922
Madam, if you don't have a vagina,
519
00:26:05,451 --> 00:26:06,869
how do you pee?
520
00:26:07,917 --> 00:26:09,127
I don't know, Mel.
521
00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:11,045
I haven't even gone lately.
522
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:12,322
How about your menstruation?
523
00:26:12,347 --> 00:26:14,511
I don't know. I haven't been-
524
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:18,094
Oh my god!
525
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:19,944
Mother of god!
526
00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:21,704
What's happening?
527
00:26:23,095 --> 00:26:25,139
My god madam,
your nose is bleeding.
528
00:26:25,164 --> 00:26:26,759
Oh my god!
529
00:26:26,784 --> 00:26:28,354
Let me see.
530
00:26:28,435 --> 00:26:30,064
Looks like it's gone.
531
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:32,627
Please throw this.
Thank you.
532
00:27:00,585 --> 00:27:03,139
- My god, Mel.
- Madam.
533
00:27:03,170 --> 00:27:05,777
Mel, I really need
to find my true love...
534
00:27:11,026 --> 00:27:13,558
La vie est une fleur
dont l'amour est le miel.
535
00:27:14,884 --> 00:27:16,552
What does that mean?
536
00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:18,762
Victor Hugo,
537
00:27:18,988 --> 00:27:21,039
French poet.
538
00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:23,083
"Life is a flower"
539
00:27:23,254 --> 00:27:24,669
"in which love"
540
00:27:25,061 --> 00:27:26,427
"is the honey".
541
00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:28,964
Don't worry madam, I got you.
542
00:27:29,531 --> 00:27:30,890
Swipe left and right.
543
00:27:32,389 --> 00:27:33,599
Hi! Greg?
544
00:27:33,624 --> 00:27:34,695
From Tinnder?
545
00:27:35,568 --> 00:27:36,652
Yes.
546
00:27:37,382 --> 00:27:39,842
Greg, let me be frank with you.
547
00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:41,386
I don't like small talk.
548
00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:43,454
Actually, I love deep talks.
549
00:27:43,678 --> 00:27:45,757
Greg, how fast can you love me?
550
00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,517
Can you love me in a week?
551
00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:50,118
Five days? Three days? Two days?
552
00:27:50,811 --> 00:27:51,854
How about today?
553
00:27:51,934 --> 00:27:53,108
Can you love me now?
554
00:27:57,967 --> 00:28:00,613
Don't ask that on the first date.
555
00:28:00,638 --> 00:28:02,615
I'm running out of petals.
556
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:06,579
I don't want to waste my time,
if they aren't serious.
557
00:28:06,837 --> 00:28:08,821
There are still lots of petals, madam.
558
00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:12,791
Also, love takes time.
559
00:28:14,710 --> 00:28:16,170
So, Ena,
560
00:28:16,212 --> 00:28:17,358
what's your favorite color?
561
00:28:17,763 --> 00:28:21,175
I'm not into small talk, Hector.
562
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,156
I actually want to know
you on a deeper level.
563
00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:26,664
Okay.
564
00:28:26,924 --> 00:28:28,634
So... My place, or yours?
565
00:28:55,443 --> 00:28:56,806
Hector?
566
00:28:56,831 --> 00:28:58,613
I have to show you something.
567
00:28:58,670 --> 00:29:02,111
- Okay.
- Promise me you won't be scared, okay?
568
00:29:02,150 --> 00:29:03,203
Of course.
569
00:29:03,685 --> 00:29:05,844
- Promise?
- Of course. I swear.
570
00:29:19,124 --> 00:29:21,457
Okay, are you ready?
571
00:29:35,193 --> 00:29:36,216
I should...
572
00:29:37,607 --> 00:29:39,049
Hector...
573
00:29:39,453 --> 00:29:41,330
- Um...
- Freak.
574
00:29:42,637 --> 00:29:45,076
But Madam, you don't
have to reveal straight away
575
00:29:45,101 --> 00:29:47,255
that you don't have a vagina.
576
00:29:47,537 --> 00:29:50,519
They'll find out eventually.
577
00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:53,823
And besides, you know what?
578
00:29:54,251 --> 00:29:55,856
Guys just want sex.
579
00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:58,824
How will they love me
if I can't pleasure them?
580
00:29:58,849 --> 00:29:59,882
Well,
581
00:30:00,968 --> 00:30:03,187
you do have other holes...
582
00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:07,031
But Mel, I have no
experience with anal sex.
583
00:30:07,056 --> 00:30:09,392
I meant your mouth, madam.
584
00:30:15,570 --> 00:30:16,590
Oh yeah...
585
00:30:17,286 --> 00:30:18,286
Yeah...
586
00:30:19,324 --> 00:30:21,086
So, are you game for more?
587
00:30:21,159 --> 00:30:22,159
Hmm?
588
00:30:23,486 --> 00:30:25,550
Sorry, that's off limits
for now remember?
589
00:30:25,575 --> 00:30:26,991
That's all I can do for now.
590
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,915
But that's too boring.
591
00:30:28,974 --> 00:30:30,177
Let me see your vagina.
592
00:30:30,452 --> 00:30:31,452
Uh...
593
00:30:31,963 --> 00:30:33,878
Sorry, it's really off limits.
594
00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:35,504
Just enjoy it, okay?
595
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:36,720
Ouch!
596
00:30:39,064 --> 00:30:40,092
You're gay, aren't you?
597
00:30:40,402 --> 00:30:42,483
Excuse me!
Do I look like I'm gay?
598
00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:44,306
Take off your panties,
and let me see it!
599
00:30:49,311 --> 00:30:50,562
What the hell?
600
00:30:51,236 --> 00:30:52,236
Shit!
601
00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:53,894
Freak!
602
00:31:12,226 --> 00:31:13,897
What the hell?
603
00:31:15,725 --> 00:31:17,059
Hey, hey!
604
00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:19,107
Wait, wait!
605
00:31:24,679 --> 00:31:25,972
Ouch!
606
00:31:30,712 --> 00:31:31,712
Shit.
607
00:31:32,003 --> 00:31:33,263
Shit!
608
00:31:34,065 --> 00:31:36,239
- Hey!
- Shit! Shit!
609
00:31:36,403 --> 00:31:37,726
Wait!
610
00:31:44,659 --> 00:31:45,946
What is that?
611
00:32:11,551 --> 00:32:12,747
- Okay.
- Please come in.
612
00:32:13,021 --> 00:32:16,044
Hi, I'm here.
Come inside.
613
00:32:16,069 --> 00:32:17,545
Choose a comfortable
seat for yourself.
614
00:32:17,569 --> 00:32:18,578
- Hi...
- Hey.
615
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,190
There are more chairs over here
if you want to sit down.
616
00:32:21,215 --> 00:32:22,633
You're more beautiful in person!
617
00:32:22,662 --> 00:32:23,662
Thank you.
618
00:32:23,687 --> 00:32:24,719
Madam?
619
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,338
Doesn't this seem like a bit much?
620
00:32:27,363 --> 00:32:29,215
I swiped right on everyone I saw.
621
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,534
- To get it over in one go.
- Madam, are you bisexual?
622
00:32:31,559 --> 00:32:32,560
No!
623
00:32:33,178 --> 00:32:34,179
Just desperate.
624
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,389
Hello everyone!
625
00:32:36,414 --> 00:32:37,729
I'm Ena.
626
00:32:37,754 --> 00:32:39,831
Welcome to my humble abode.
627
00:32:39,856 --> 00:32:42,920
I hope you don't mind
that I asked you all to come
628
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,565
in person to save time.
629
00:32:45,590 --> 00:32:50,069
You saw how I looked
in my profile pictures.
630
00:32:50,094 --> 00:32:53,680
So if you don't like what
you're seeing now, then...
631
00:32:54,287 --> 00:32:55,640
you may go.
632
00:32:56,350 --> 00:32:58,143
What a waste of time.
633
00:32:58,192 --> 00:32:59,293
Oh...
634
00:32:59,318 --> 00:33:00,330
I'm out.
635
00:33:00,355 --> 00:33:01,726
Wow,
636
00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:04,751
the ugly ones had
the nerve to be choosy, okay...
637
00:33:04,794 --> 00:33:08,421
Um... I'm just a woman,
standing in front of you,
638
00:33:08,446 --> 00:33:11,531
looking for someone to
love me unconditionally.
639
00:33:12,284 --> 00:33:13,284
Too dramatic.
640
00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:14,491
I'm out.
641
00:33:15,863 --> 00:33:16,878
Okay...
642
00:33:16,903 --> 00:33:19,498
- I'm twenty-seven years old.
- Oops.
643
00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:23,001
That's a shame, Miss Ena...
644
00:33:23,419 --> 00:33:25,074
I only date twenty-five and below.
645
00:33:25,099 --> 00:33:26,392
Ah wow,
646
00:33:26,464 --> 00:33:29,186
we have a Leonardo DiCaprio here...
647
00:33:29,483 --> 00:33:30,568
Okay...
648
00:33:30,593 --> 00:33:32,976
I'm also a Pisces.
649
00:33:33,001 --> 00:33:35,205
I'm an Aries.
We're incompatible.
650
00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:41,733
What else... I don't like kids.
651
00:33:41,777 --> 00:33:43,920
I want lots of kids.
652
00:33:44,148 --> 00:33:49,091
I like to dine out
because I can't cook.
653
00:33:50,738 --> 00:33:52,581
But I have other skills.
654
00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:59,538
I'm not great at household chores.
655
00:33:59,563 --> 00:34:01,416
I want a great housewife.
656
00:34:01,849 --> 00:34:03,100
And uhm...
657
00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:04,718
Most of all...
658
00:34:05,178 --> 00:34:08,890
I want to tell you guys that...
659
00:34:11,048 --> 00:34:12,438
What are you doing?
660
00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:15,820
Guys...
661
00:34:17,181 --> 00:34:18,895
I don't have a vagina.
662
00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:20,660
What is that?
663
00:34:21,610 --> 00:34:23,788
Why is it like that?
664
00:34:23,813 --> 00:34:24,947
I'm out!
665
00:34:27,858 --> 00:34:28,858
Uh, sorry!
666
00:34:30,820 --> 00:34:32,613
Too bad, she was pretty...
667
00:34:36,826 --> 00:34:39,023
Well, at least we saved time.
668
00:34:39,470 --> 00:34:41,597
Madam, there are still
plenty of men out there...
669
00:34:41,622 --> 00:34:43,755
That was likely most of them...
670
00:34:45,029 --> 00:34:47,111
I knew it,
671
00:34:47,503 --> 00:34:49,838
there's always
someone meant to love-
672
00:34:49,863 --> 00:34:50,926
Oh no, no,
673
00:34:50,951 --> 00:34:52,908
I just left my phone.
There it is.
674
00:34:54,445 --> 00:34:55,863
It's just important.
675
00:34:56,109 --> 00:34:57,122
Oh, okay.
676
00:34:57,337 --> 00:34:58,337
Weirdo.
677
00:35:01,350 --> 00:35:03,202
This is so exhausting, Mel.
678
00:35:03,227 --> 00:35:05,287
Maybe you just need to rest, Madam.
679
00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:07,356
I didn't know it would be this hard
680
00:35:07,381 --> 00:35:10,383
to find love without a vagina.
681
00:35:11,537 --> 00:35:13,053
Does this mean,
682
00:35:14,340 --> 00:35:18,200
everyone that loved me just
wanted me for my Poochy?
683
00:35:19,049 --> 00:35:21,019
I have so much to offer, Mel.
684
00:35:21,044 --> 00:35:23,914
I'm beautiful! I'm smart! I'm funny!
685
00:35:23,939 --> 00:35:25,720
Let's just watch some TV, madam.
686
00:35:27,095 --> 00:35:29,704
Well at least I'm still
a commercial model.
687
00:35:30,584 --> 00:35:33,145
Be a confident woman!
688
00:35:34,842 --> 00:35:38,465
Shout, shout, shout!
Your womanhood!
689
00:36:28,204 --> 00:36:29,997
Robert's gone.
690
00:36:30,022 --> 00:36:31,941
Career's down the drain too.
691
00:36:31,966 --> 00:36:34,069
Nobody wants me because
692
00:36:34,094 --> 00:36:37,244
I don't have a freaking vagina!
693
00:36:37,269 --> 00:36:39,481
No one is going to love me.
694
00:36:41,093 --> 00:36:42,952
Madam, I don't have a vagina,
695
00:36:43,263 --> 00:36:44,674
but I'm happy.
696
00:36:45,492 --> 00:36:47,105
Do you have a boyfriend?
697
00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:50,064
No, I don't.
698
00:36:50,902 --> 00:36:51,987
See?
699
00:36:52,937 --> 00:36:55,606
You will never understand
because you're gay.
700
00:36:55,631 --> 00:36:57,091
Not a real woman.
701
00:36:58,968 --> 00:37:00,611
Madam, I am a woman.
702
00:37:00,636 --> 00:37:02,054
I'm a transwoman.
703
00:37:02,079 --> 00:37:05,046
Transwomen are women, madam.
704
00:37:05,182 --> 00:37:08,088
You're not a woman because
you don't have a vagina.
705
00:37:12,974 --> 00:37:14,720
Well, you don't have a vagina.
706
00:37:15,764 --> 00:37:17,177
Does that mean you're not a woman?
707
00:37:24,718 --> 00:37:26,929
Why are you so angry at transwomen?
708
00:37:26,954 --> 00:37:28,342
What have we ever done to you?
709
00:37:28,367 --> 00:37:30,374
Have you experienced the pain,
710
00:37:30,399 --> 00:37:32,312
the struggles of being a woman?
711
00:37:32,691 --> 00:37:33,740
You haven't!
712
00:37:33,765 --> 00:37:36,255
Because you were born male.
713
00:37:36,365 --> 00:37:38,274
You can't just wake up one day,
714
00:37:38,299 --> 00:37:40,526
and decide that you're a woman
715
00:37:40,551 --> 00:37:43,413
and take away our womanhood!
716
00:37:43,458 --> 00:37:45,461
Nobody is taking anything away.
717
00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:48,278
Womanhood is for everyone.
718
00:37:48,556 --> 00:37:50,522
We're all in this together.
719
00:37:51,064 --> 00:37:53,880
I'm not the enemy.
We're not the enemy.
720
00:37:54,618 --> 00:37:55,700
We're allies.
721
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,553
On that note,
722
00:37:59,105 --> 00:38:00,245
I have to go.
723
00:38:00,270 --> 00:38:01,897
I have to be somewhere important.
724
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:04,682
Au revoir!
725
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,548
Hi, is Ena here?
726
00:38:20,758 --> 00:38:22,905
The door was open so I walked in.
727
00:38:23,708 --> 00:38:25,519
I'm Dick from Tinnder.
728
00:38:25,711 --> 00:38:26,874
What did you leave behind?
729
00:38:28,037 --> 00:38:29,038
What?
730
00:38:29,063 --> 00:38:30,601
Phone? Keys?
731
00:38:30,626 --> 00:38:32,001
Just look over there.
732
00:38:34,642 --> 00:38:36,602
Actually, I just got here.
733
00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:38,090
Sorry for being late.
734
00:38:40,319 --> 00:38:41,375
Dick...
735
00:38:46,492 --> 00:38:47,660
Honestly,
736
00:38:48,661 --> 00:38:49,860
I'm really tired.
737
00:38:51,163 --> 00:38:53,374
You won't love me anyway.
738
00:38:54,371 --> 00:38:55,580
I'm not what you need.
739
00:38:55,728 --> 00:38:56,964
Try me.
740
00:39:02,162 --> 00:39:03,238
Okay.
741
00:39:05,344 --> 00:39:07,235
I don't want kids.
742
00:39:07,714 --> 00:39:08,882
Okay.
743
00:39:08,956 --> 00:39:10,165
Nor do I.
744
00:39:13,877 --> 00:39:15,694
I can't cook.
745
00:39:16,313 --> 00:39:17,505
We can just order food.
746
00:39:20,771 --> 00:39:22,260
I'm a Pisces.
747
00:39:23,311 --> 00:39:24,771
And I'm Taurus.
748
00:39:24,905 --> 00:39:26,045
A match.
749
00:39:29,051 --> 00:39:30,503
Dick, I don't have a...
750
00:39:30,565 --> 00:39:31,570
Dinner?
751
00:39:31,662 --> 00:39:32,696
Tomorrow night?
752
00:39:53,863 --> 00:39:54,869
This is for you.
753
00:39:54,894 --> 00:39:56,795
- Wow, thanks!
- You're welcome.
754
00:39:56,820 --> 00:39:57,820
Take a seat.
755
00:40:09,794 --> 00:40:10,828
You look stunning.
756
00:40:11,811 --> 00:40:12,829
Thank you.
757
00:40:13,944 --> 00:40:14,986
Dick?
758
00:40:15,285 --> 00:40:16,615
Can I be frank with you?
759
00:40:18,748 --> 00:40:20,943
I'm not looking for something casual.
760
00:40:22,075 --> 00:40:25,368
I don't want to date around
just for you to disappear.
761
00:40:25,966 --> 00:40:27,585
Why would I disappear?
762
00:40:28,682 --> 00:40:30,466
Because men always do.
763
00:40:31,274 --> 00:40:33,456
Yeah! Guys like you,
764
00:40:34,241 --> 00:40:36,094
when they find out that
there's something...
765
00:40:36,324 --> 00:40:37,324
missing...
766
00:40:39,105 --> 00:40:40,356
They walk out on me.
767
00:40:41,148 --> 00:40:42,799
We're all looking for something.
768
00:40:43,834 --> 00:40:46,935
It's for us to find someone who
will complete that missing piece.
769
00:40:47,379 --> 00:40:50,090
That someone to fill
that hole of emptiness.
770
00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:51,641
I don't have a hole...
771
00:40:53,299 --> 00:40:54,421
to fill.
772
00:40:54,578 --> 00:40:56,370
We're not perfect.
773
00:40:57,372 --> 00:40:58,707
We all have cracks.
774
00:40:58,707 --> 00:40:59,834
That's where the light enters.
775
00:40:59,858 --> 00:41:01,834
What if I don't have a crack?
776
00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:04,904
Where would the light enter?
777
00:41:05,422 --> 00:41:06,506
Then I'll help you
778
00:41:07,424 --> 00:41:08,424
find your crack.
779
00:41:10,464 --> 00:41:12,883
I don't think I'll ever
find Poochy again.
780
00:41:13,524 --> 00:41:15,671
Have you tried checking
781
00:41:15,782 --> 00:41:16,824
the city pound?
782
00:41:17,365 --> 00:41:19,877
Offer a reward to
whoever finds her?
783
00:41:20,932 --> 00:41:22,850
I wish it were that simple.
784
00:41:22,928 --> 00:41:24,035
Maybe just
785
00:41:24,417 --> 00:41:25,888
buy another cat.
786
00:41:26,819 --> 00:41:28,261
Poochy was different.
787
00:41:29,338 --> 00:41:30,351
She's...
788
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:33,141
irreplaceable.
789
00:41:34,631 --> 00:41:36,508
Do you have a picture of Poochy?
790
00:41:36,533 --> 00:41:37,534
Can I see her?
791
00:41:37,855 --> 00:41:41,250
I do. But I'm not really sure
I'm ready to show you.
792
00:41:41,558 --> 00:41:43,393
What type of cat is Poochy?
793
00:41:43,583 --> 00:41:44,745
Is she a special breed?
794
00:41:46,046 --> 00:41:47,046
No.
795
00:41:47,297 --> 00:41:48,399
She's a Filipina.
796
00:41:48,507 --> 00:41:49,712
Oh!
797
00:41:49,932 --> 00:41:51,176
Is she furry?
798
00:41:51,844 --> 00:41:52,927
Yes.
799
00:41:53,821 --> 00:41:55,280
But I always have her groomed.
800
00:41:55,305 --> 00:41:58,687
Actually, she's a bit spoiled.
I love her very much.
801
00:41:59,448 --> 00:42:02,495
And I never expected I'd lose her.
802
00:42:04,704 --> 00:42:06,969
It's like that sometimes.
803
00:42:08,068 --> 00:42:10,845
You don't know what they mean
to you until you've lost them.
804
00:42:12,062 --> 00:42:13,139
Trust me,
805
00:42:14,116 --> 00:42:15,164
I've been there.
806
00:42:15,951 --> 00:42:18,839
I've lost something important too.
807
00:42:19,417 --> 00:42:21,735
So if you have something
that's precious to you,
808
00:42:22,998 --> 00:42:24,065
never let them go.
809
00:42:35,512 --> 00:42:36,983
Wait, wait...
810
00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:47,816
No. Wait, wait...
811
00:42:48,567 --> 00:42:49,634
What's wrong?
812
00:42:51,028 --> 00:42:53,572
- Don't you want me?
- No, no, it's not that.
813
00:42:57,631 --> 00:42:58,669
See?
814
00:42:59,127 --> 00:43:00,217
It wants you.
815
00:43:06,210 --> 00:43:07,628
This is more important.
816
00:43:09,171 --> 00:43:10,883
This isn't just about sex.
817
00:43:11,118 --> 00:43:12,816
And I think that we're
heading to something
818
00:43:12,907 --> 00:43:14,135
even more special.
819
00:43:21,053 --> 00:43:22,666
Oh, okay. Careful.
820
00:43:23,128 --> 00:43:24,128
There.
821
00:43:59,957 --> 00:44:01,219
This is pretty,
822
00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:03,624
but it's wilting.
823
00:44:08,188 --> 00:44:10,039
It's been really hot lately.
824
00:44:10,739 --> 00:44:12,159
Uh... Dick?
825
00:44:12,263 --> 00:44:13,263
Yeah?
826
00:44:18,164 --> 00:44:19,891
When can I go see your place?
827
00:44:24,746 --> 00:44:27,971
It's okay. No pressure.
I was just curious.
828
00:44:28,083 --> 00:44:29,685
- Never mind.
- No, uhm...
829
00:44:29,736 --> 00:44:30,936
One of these days, okay?
830
00:44:31,461 --> 00:44:33,237
Just promise me one thing.
831
00:44:33,964 --> 00:44:36,466
If you see something that
you don't like at my condo,
832
00:44:36,499 --> 00:44:37,595
you won't run.
833
00:44:38,593 --> 00:44:39,635
I won't.
834
00:44:39,790 --> 00:44:40,861
I promise.
835
00:44:42,115 --> 00:44:43,491
I'm the one people run from.
836
00:44:43,516 --> 00:44:44,582
Let's eat.
837
00:44:45,001 --> 00:44:46,001
Let's eat.
838
00:44:49,496 --> 00:44:51,248
Don't expect so much, okay?
839
00:44:51,273 --> 00:44:52,882
It's a mess in here.
840
00:44:54,299 --> 00:44:55,885
It doesn't look messy.
841
00:44:56,486 --> 00:44:58,738
Well, I did some cleaning earlier.
842
00:44:58,763 --> 00:44:59,966
Mhm...
843
00:45:11,001 --> 00:45:12,211
Dick, you know I'm starting to fall-
844
00:45:12,235 --> 00:45:14,499
Ena, wait...
845
00:45:16,507 --> 00:45:17,800
What?
846
00:45:19,659 --> 00:45:20,819
I knew it...
847
00:45:21,459 --> 00:45:22,501
Knew what?
848
00:45:22,571 --> 00:45:23,865
You're not taking this seriously.
849
00:45:23,889 --> 00:45:25,307
I told you, I don't want a fling.
850
00:45:25,332 --> 00:45:26,917
I don't want a hook-up.
851
00:45:29,269 --> 00:45:30,269
Dick?
852
00:45:33,398 --> 00:45:35,426
Didn't I tell you what my deal is?
853
00:45:41,112 --> 00:45:42,164
Fine!
854
00:45:42,958 --> 00:45:43,959
Look.
855
00:45:43,984 --> 00:45:46,063
I don't have a vagina, okay?
856
00:46:00,133 --> 00:46:01,169
Ena.
857
00:46:03,803 --> 00:46:05,046
I want to show you something...
858
00:46:25,813 --> 00:46:27,284
I don't have a dick, too!
859
00:46:38,738 --> 00:46:40,339
Ena? Wait!
860
00:46:45,446 --> 00:46:48,247
You know, I met a guy named Dick.
861
00:46:51,061 --> 00:46:52,794
And I think I love him.
862
00:46:56,148 --> 00:46:58,039
And I think he loves me, too.
863
00:46:58,306 --> 00:46:59,884
Perfect, madam!
864
00:47:00,467 --> 00:47:01,739
So, what's the problem?
865
00:47:05,110 --> 00:47:07,057
Dick has no dick.
866
00:47:07,712 --> 00:47:10,375
He doesn't have a penis!
867
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,914
What kind of man doesn't have a dick?
868
00:47:12,971 --> 00:47:14,120
A freak!
869
00:47:21,014 --> 00:47:22,454
Oh my god, Mel!
870
00:47:28,180 --> 00:47:31,014
I've become one of the guys
who rejected me.
871
00:47:33,435 --> 00:47:35,962
I want to see my Dick!
872
00:47:36,521 --> 00:47:38,881
I love my Dick!
873
00:47:40,211 --> 00:47:42,380
I want Dick!
874
00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:44,564
Dick! Dick!
875
00:47:45,238 --> 00:47:46,289
Dick?
876
00:47:47,211 --> 00:47:48,254
Dick?
877
00:47:48,279 --> 00:47:49,321
Dick!
878
00:47:49,701 --> 00:47:51,339
I need you!
879
00:47:51,659 --> 00:47:53,814
Dick, I'm sorry please...
880
00:47:54,301 --> 00:47:56,374
Dick, I need you!
881
00:47:56,399 --> 00:47:57,984
I'm sorry!
882
00:48:00,682 --> 00:48:02,267
I'm sorry!
883
00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:10,347
- Dick!
- Ena?
884
00:48:11,139 --> 00:48:13,894
- Dick! I'm so sorry I ran off...
- Shh...
885
00:48:14,402 --> 00:48:16,529
No need to explain. Okay?
886
00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:33,769
Wait, wait...
887
00:48:34,287 --> 00:48:36,456
There's one more thing
I want to show you...
888
00:49:07,988 --> 00:49:11,283
A fairy gave this to me,
inside a men's room.
889
00:49:12,409 --> 00:49:14,894
Right after I offended a transman.
890
00:49:17,414 --> 00:49:18,940
So what do we do now?
891
00:49:19,266 --> 00:49:20,497
How do we break the spell?
892
00:49:22,377 --> 00:49:23,377
Through love.
893
00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:27,084
How? We don't even have our-
894
00:49:27,109 --> 00:49:29,718
It's never been about our
reproductive organs, Ena.
895
00:49:30,095 --> 00:49:31,369
It's not my dick,
896
00:49:32,178 --> 00:49:33,329
or your vagina.
897
00:50:17,307 --> 00:50:19,351
You know, I never thought
I'd find you, Dick.
898
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,854
We were meant to
meet each other, Ena.
899
00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:27,591
I love you.
900
00:50:29,819 --> 00:50:31,102
I love you, too.
901
00:51:05,313 --> 00:51:06,407
Ena!
902
00:51:06,856 --> 00:51:07,856
It's back!
903
00:51:09,729 --> 00:51:11,681
- Oh my gosh!
- It's back!
904
00:51:11,706 --> 00:51:12,915
And it's big!
905
00:51:19,786 --> 00:51:20,912
Thank you.
906
00:51:26,046 --> 00:51:27,714
Just wait.
Hang in there.
907
00:51:28,108 --> 00:51:29,108
Trust me.
908
00:51:30,283 --> 00:51:31,736
You'll see Poochy again.
909
00:51:35,844 --> 00:51:36,869
Well...
910
00:51:45,478 --> 00:51:48,047
I guess I won't be needing this anymore.
911
00:51:49,023 --> 00:51:50,358
I had it made special.
912
00:51:52,181 --> 00:51:53,962
I usually wear this when I...
913
00:51:53,987 --> 00:51:56,189
feel insecure about my manhood.
914
00:51:57,407 --> 00:52:00,017
Does it make you feel like
you can shout your manhood?
915
00:52:25,027 --> 00:52:26,237
Shout!
916
00:52:26,311 --> 00:52:27,812
Your womanhood!
917
00:52:28,736 --> 00:52:30,784
And cut!
Perfect, Ena,
918
00:52:30,809 --> 00:52:32,601
that's how you shout
your womanhood!
919
00:52:32,625 --> 00:52:34,742
- You're back! Welcome back!
- Thank you, Director!
920
00:52:34,768 --> 00:52:36,488
Let's give a round
of applause for Ena!
921
00:52:36,513 --> 00:52:39,340
It's a wrap!
It's a wrap!
922
00:52:39,365 --> 00:52:41,384
We can go home now.
Everyone pack up!
923
00:52:41,409 --> 00:52:43,094
Director, thank you!
924
00:52:43,119 --> 00:52:45,718
And I'm so glad you
convinced the bosses-
925
00:52:45,743 --> 00:52:47,161
Speaking of convincing...
926
00:52:47,214 --> 00:52:50,810
Have the bosses spoken to
you about the nude shoot?
927
00:52:50,835 --> 00:52:52,356
What do you mean-
928
00:52:53,213 --> 00:52:54,420
Nude?
929
00:52:54,615 --> 00:52:56,948
They haven't said anything.
930
00:52:57,275 --> 00:52:58,443
You haven't been told?
931
00:52:58,468 --> 00:53:00,053
You haven't told her?
932
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:01,655
I'll tell her now if you don't mind...
933
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:03,993
The concept for our next shoot
934
00:53:04,018 --> 00:53:06,250
needs you to be naked.
935
00:53:06,976 --> 00:53:08,726
We won't be faking it.
936
00:53:08,751 --> 00:53:09,938
There won't be effects, right?
937
00:53:09,938 --> 00:53:12,499
You're going to bare your womanhood.
938
00:53:12,524 --> 00:53:13,541
Don't worry!
939
00:53:13,566 --> 00:53:15,877
I assure you, it will
be done artistically
940
00:53:15,902 --> 00:53:18,077
and we're getting
the best art director
941
00:53:18,102 --> 00:53:19,906
and cinematographer for the project.
942
00:53:19,931 --> 00:53:22,450
You're not just going to
shout your womanhood,
943
00:53:22,450 --> 00:53:25,286
you will bare it!
944
00:53:26,621 --> 00:53:27,664
Dick?
945
00:53:27,689 --> 00:53:29,033
Dick, you won't believe this!
946
00:53:29,058 --> 00:53:30,376
I'm so stressed, I came from work,
947
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:32,166
and they want to shoot me naked!
948
00:53:32,293 --> 00:53:33,795
How am I supposed to do that?
949
00:53:33,974 --> 00:53:34,974
Uh...
950
00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:42,427
Who is she?
951
00:53:43,301 --> 00:53:44,301
Ena...
952
00:53:44,514 --> 00:53:46,199
- I can explain.
- Explain what?
953
00:53:46,284 --> 00:53:47,577
How dare you!
954
00:53:48,309 --> 00:53:50,937
I got you your dick,
and I can take it back!
955
00:53:52,150 --> 00:53:53,666
I don't love you anymore!
956
00:53:58,695 --> 00:54:00,391
Ena, please, I love you.
957
00:54:00,530 --> 00:54:01,703
I really do.
958
00:54:02,073 --> 00:54:03,073
I just-
959
00:54:05,910 --> 00:54:06,910
I just-
960
00:54:07,954 --> 00:54:09,372
I just love Manilyn more.
961
00:54:09,998 --> 00:54:12,374
She's my ex-fiancee.
962
00:54:12,735 --> 00:54:14,693
We were about to get married, but...
963
00:54:15,455 --> 00:54:16,851
I tried to forget her.
964
00:54:17,012 --> 00:54:18,429
I tried loving you more.
965
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:20,080
But...
966
00:54:21,089 --> 00:54:22,405
I just can't.
967
00:54:24,255 --> 00:54:25,297
Please,
968
00:54:25,322 --> 00:54:26,657
- don't take my dick away-
- Don't touch me!
969
00:54:26,681 --> 00:54:28,349
Wasn't it you who told me
970
00:54:28,493 --> 00:54:31,278
that we never needed
our reproductive organs?
971
00:54:31,841 --> 00:54:32,841
Go ahead,
972
00:54:32,866 --> 00:54:35,839
try and love each
other without your dick!
973
00:54:36,316 --> 00:54:37,317
Ena,
974
00:54:37,342 --> 00:54:38,642
- I'm begging you...
- Dick.
975
00:54:40,774 --> 00:54:41,806
It's okay.
976
00:54:42,614 --> 00:54:44,580
I don't care if it comes back, or not.
977
00:54:45,174 --> 00:54:47,844
And I'm sorry about leaving
you back when it disappeared.
978
00:54:47,869 --> 00:54:49,356
But I'm back now.
979
00:54:50,898 --> 00:54:52,149
Seriously?
980
00:54:52,187 --> 00:54:53,939
He has no dick!
981
00:54:55,168 --> 00:54:56,168
Yes.
982
00:54:56,340 --> 00:54:57,340
What?
983
00:54:57,562 --> 00:54:58,771
I don't understand this!
984
00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:00,882
You'll end up looking for someone else!
985
00:55:06,432 --> 00:55:07,913
I love you, Dick.
986
00:55:09,367 --> 00:55:10,958
With, or without your dick.
987
00:55:22,195 --> 00:55:27,241
♪ If you’re happy and
you know it, laugh it out ♪
988
00:55:29,077 --> 00:55:34,123
♪ If you’re happy and
you know it, laugh it out ♪
989
00:55:36,017 --> 00:55:42,941
♪ If you're happy now,
with someone new somehow, ♪
990
00:55:42,966 --> 00:55:49,222
♪ While I'm still right here,
still holding out. ♪
991
00:55:53,142 --> 00:56:00,024
♪ Forgive me now,
I'm still the fool somehow ♪
992
00:56:00,024 --> 00:56:06,965
♪ Still waiting that you’d choose me ♪
993
00:56:06,990 --> 00:56:08,413
♪ Will this still... ♪
994
00:56:08,438 --> 00:56:11,640
Please, please...
Just a little more time...
995
00:56:11,665 --> 00:56:13,584
Come on, come on...
996
00:56:13,609 --> 00:56:16,470
♪ My heart is spinning, ♪
997
00:56:16,495 --> 00:56:20,407
- ♪ torn in two. ♪
- Please. Come on.
998
00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:25,425
♪ Sometimes you do,
sometimes you won’t... ♪
999
00:56:25,425 --> 00:56:27,301
Bonjour!
1000
00:56:27,301 --> 00:56:28,886
Hi, Madam!
1001
00:56:28,886 --> 00:56:31,097
Mel, everything's gone.
1002
00:56:31,122 --> 00:56:34,125
Poochy's not coming back.
1003
00:56:36,728 --> 00:56:38,962
Dick also left me.
1004
00:56:39,814 --> 00:56:42,561
Nobody's going to love me.
1005
00:56:42,586 --> 00:56:43,592
Madam-
1006
00:56:43,617 --> 00:56:46,078
You aren't going to leave me, are you?
1007
00:56:47,138 --> 00:56:50,341
I'm having my going-away
slash birthday party on Tuesday.
1008
00:56:50,366 --> 00:56:51,953
I wanted to invite you.
1009
00:56:52,051 --> 00:56:53,511
It's your birthday?
1010
00:56:54,662 --> 00:56:55,947
And you're leaving?
1011
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:58,509
Yes, madam.
1012
00:56:58,807 --> 00:57:00,896
I'm going to study in Paris.
1013
00:57:00,921 --> 00:57:02,295
I got a scholarship grant
1014
00:57:02,295 --> 00:57:05,093
and have been busy
these past few days.
1015
00:57:05,118 --> 00:57:08,277
That explains why you
always speak French.
1016
00:57:08,302 --> 00:57:10,094
Exactly, madam.
1017
00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:13,639
But I'm sure my replacement
will be even better than I was.
1018
00:57:15,808 --> 00:57:21,230
♪ If you’re happy and
you know it, laugh it out ♪
1019
00:57:22,749 --> 00:57:28,046
♪ If you’re happy and
you know it, laugh it out ♪
1020
00:57:28,071 --> 00:57:31,203
You're a beautiful woman.
1021
00:57:31,228 --> 00:57:36,608
♪ If you're happy now,
with someone new somehow, ♪
1022
00:57:36,633 --> 00:57:42,556
♪ While I'm still right here, hoping ♪
1023
00:57:42,585 --> 00:57:48,674
♪ for nothing. ♪
1024
00:57:54,029 --> 00:57:55,531
You're beautiful-
1025
00:57:57,433 --> 00:58:04,774
♪ If you're happy now,
with someone new somehow, ♪
1026
00:58:06,442 --> 00:58:15,618
♪ I'll embrace the truth
you're no longer mine. ♪
1027
00:58:15,986 --> 00:58:19,151
Hi madam! I just wanted to
remind you about the party later!
1028
00:58:19,176 --> 00:58:20,876
I hope you can come!
1029
00:58:47,498 --> 00:58:50,896
- Madam! Oh my god!
- Mel!
1030
00:58:50,921 --> 00:58:52,789
Madam, you're here!
1031
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:55,383
Of course! You are
a beautiful woman.
1032
00:58:55,408 --> 00:58:56,576
Of course!
1033
00:58:56,601 --> 00:58:58,412
I know, right?
1034
00:58:58,678 --> 00:59:00,930
You're a beautiful
woman too, madam.
1035
00:59:00,955 --> 00:59:04,100
Oh Mel, I don't even know
if I'm still a woman.
1036
00:59:04,125 --> 00:59:05,185
Madam...
1037
00:59:05,210 --> 00:59:07,426
It's my birthday and
going-away party tonight.
1038
00:59:07,451 --> 00:59:09,021
Can you wish me well first?
1039
00:59:09,046 --> 00:59:10,715
- Kidding.
- Of course!
1040
00:59:11,388 --> 00:59:12,681
Happy birthday.
1041
00:59:12,884 --> 00:59:14,861
Take care of yourself in France.
1042
00:59:14,886 --> 00:59:15,887
Yes!
1043
00:59:15,912 --> 00:59:16,912
Yes!
1044
00:59:21,784 --> 00:59:23,578
Come on, let's dance!
1045
00:59:23,603 --> 00:59:27,415
Hey there! Let's dance! Come on!
1046
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,817
It's okay,
I'll just go get some water.
1047
00:59:30,192 --> 00:59:58,871
[people chattering, music blasting]
1048
01:00:14,612 --> 01:00:15,696
Ena!
1049
01:00:16,930 --> 01:00:17,930
Ena!
1050
01:00:20,693 --> 01:00:21,860
Hi!
1051
01:00:55,951 --> 01:00:56,951
Hey!
1052
01:00:57,404 --> 01:00:58,404
Who are you?
1053
01:00:58,486 --> 01:01:00,086
Wait, I need to pee!
1054
01:01:02,934 --> 01:01:05,424
Hey! You can't do that!
What's wrong with you?
1055
01:01:05,624 --> 01:01:08,024
The world is your comfort room, Ena!
1056
01:01:08,821 --> 01:01:09,920
Who even are you?
1057
01:01:11,418 --> 01:01:13,331
Don't you recognize me?
1058
01:01:13,941 --> 01:01:14,941
No.
1059
01:01:15,038 --> 01:01:16,840
I'm Poochy!
1060
01:01:16,889 --> 01:01:17,889
Poochy?
1061
01:01:18,092 --> 01:01:19,765
Let me remind you.
1062
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:22,412
What you did to me,
when you were 18 years old...
1063
01:01:22,557 --> 01:01:24,973
- The cucumber that you...
- Hey! Wait! Shut up!
1064
01:01:24,998 --> 01:01:27,640
Shut up! Okay! Okay! I believe you!
1065
01:01:27,665 --> 01:01:28,912
You're Poochy! Just...
1066
01:01:29,226 --> 01:01:30,378
Shut up!
1067
01:01:31,159 --> 01:01:32,439
Did you miss me?
1068
01:01:37,972 --> 01:01:40,265
Ena, wait! Where are you going? Oh!
1069
01:01:42,020 --> 01:01:43,020
Ena, help!
1070
01:01:43,408 --> 01:01:46,102
Why? Where were you
when I needed you the most?
1071
01:01:46,856 --> 01:01:48,121
Didn't you disappear?
1072
01:01:48,146 --> 01:01:50,297
I'm already here, can't you see?
1073
01:01:50,322 --> 01:01:52,437
It's not like we're strangers.
1074
01:01:53,135 --> 01:01:55,135
Remember, when we were kids...
1075
01:01:55,232 --> 01:01:57,299
All the things we went
through together?
1076
01:01:57,324 --> 01:01:59,716
All the guys, from your first boyfriend,
1077
01:01:59,782 --> 01:02:01,910
- up to Robert!
- Shut up!
1078
01:02:03,123 --> 01:02:04,913
Why come back now
1079
01:02:05,271 --> 01:02:06,748
after I've already lost everything!
1080
01:02:08,688 --> 01:02:11,023
I don't need you anymore, Poochy!
1081
01:02:11,443 --> 01:02:13,069
But I need you.
1082
01:02:13,166 --> 01:02:14,881
Help me, Ena!
1083
01:02:17,654 --> 01:02:19,469
I'm the one
who needs your help now!
1084
01:02:20,326 --> 01:02:21,326
Please?
1085
01:02:23,096 --> 01:02:24,849
Damn it, Poochy!
1086
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,280
What?
1087
01:02:28,954 --> 01:02:32,343
Are you going to stay for good,
or are you going to leave me again?
1088
01:02:32,643 --> 01:02:34,323
Why do you even need me?
1089
01:02:34,567 --> 01:02:36,253
Because I am you.
1090
01:02:36,305 --> 01:02:38,339
And you're me, Poochy!
1091
01:02:39,394 --> 01:02:41,940
I'm not complete without you!
1092
01:02:42,744 --> 01:02:46,397
And ever since you disappeared,
my womanhood disappeared too!
1093
01:02:52,670 --> 01:02:53,710
Ugh, come on.
1094
01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:02,192
Ena.
1095
01:03:02,256 --> 01:03:03,727
I am not you.
1096
01:03:03,926 --> 01:03:05,240
You are not me.
1097
01:03:05,466 --> 01:03:07,266
I'm just part of your body.
1098
01:03:07,357 --> 01:03:09,796
- I'm just a vagina.
- Poochy.
1099
01:03:10,537 --> 01:03:13,290
I am a woman
because of you.
1100
01:03:15,079 --> 01:03:17,052
You are my source of-- Ouch!
1101
01:03:18,101 --> 01:03:19,994
- Ouch!
- Finally got my revenge.
1102
01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:23,161
I've turned into a mascot and all,
yet you haven't learned anything?
1103
01:03:23,215 --> 01:03:24,215
So, Ena?
1104
01:03:24,463 --> 01:03:26,344
Like what Simone de Beauvoir said...
1105
01:03:26,803 --> 01:03:30,306
"One is not born, but
rather becomes a woman."
1106
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:31,567
And, Ena!
1107
01:03:31,646 --> 01:03:33,228
You are becoming a woman!
1108
01:03:34,144 --> 01:03:35,717
Becoming a woman?
1109
01:03:36,112 --> 01:03:39,018
- How? I don't have...
- How about another slap?
1110
01:03:40,873 --> 01:03:42,427
You still don't get it, huh?
1111
01:03:47,844 --> 01:03:50,185
♪ The flower closes, ♪
1112
01:03:50,687 --> 01:03:53,146
♪ the flower blooms. ♪
1113
01:03:55,517 --> 01:03:57,370
♪ The queen will enter, ♪
1114
01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:59,778
♪ swaying her hips ♪
1115
01:04:01,235 --> 01:04:05,572
♪ Boom ti-ya-ya, boom ti-ya-ya.
Boom ye-ye ♪
1116
01:04:05,657 --> 01:04:09,818
♪ Boom ti-ya-ya, boom ti-ya-ya.
Boom ye-ye ♪
1117
01:04:12,870 --> 01:04:15,151
♪ The flower closes, ♪
1118
01:04:15,176 --> 01:04:17,317
♪ the flower blooms. ♪
1119
01:04:17,436 --> 01:04:19,717
♪ The queen will enter, ♪
1120
01:04:19,742 --> 01:04:21,978
♪ swaying her hips ♪
1121
01:04:22,163 --> 01:04:30,556
♪ Boom ti-ya-ya, boom ti-ya-ya.
Boom ye-ye ♪
1122
01:05:07,705 --> 01:05:08,705
Poochy.
1123
01:05:09,364 --> 01:05:12,004
Will you still be here when I wake up?
1124
01:05:13,248 --> 01:05:15,985
Didn't I tell you?
I never left you.
1125
01:05:20,194 --> 01:05:21,194
Ena.
1126
01:05:21,711 --> 01:05:22,751
You're tight.
1127
01:05:23,605 --> 01:05:24,871
You're fresh.
1128
01:05:25,712 --> 01:05:26,832
You're enough.
1129
01:05:27,623 --> 01:05:29,696
- Okay?
- Good night, Poochy.
1130
01:05:31,802 --> 01:05:33,082
Good night, Ena.
1131
01:05:54,173 --> 01:05:55,228
Poochy?
1132
01:05:59,131 --> 01:06:00,273
Poochy?
1133
01:06:05,130 --> 01:06:06,523
Poochy?
1134
01:06:13,633 --> 01:06:14,647
Poochy?
1135
01:06:30,722 --> 01:06:31,755
Madam...
1136
01:06:31,867 --> 01:06:32,910
Yes, come in.
1137
01:06:32,935 --> 01:06:34,645
- Hi, madam!
- Hi!
1138
01:06:34,670 --> 01:06:37,031
I'm Lyka, your new assistant.
1139
01:06:37,056 --> 01:06:38,626
I'll be replacing Mel.
1140
01:06:38,651 --> 01:06:39,975
Nice to meet you, Lyka.
1141
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,707
Are you ready to shoot, madam?
1142
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,446
Yes, you can tell them I'm ready.
1143
01:06:44,471 --> 01:06:45,722
Love that!
1144
01:07:06,940 --> 01:07:09,318
- Okay, Ena, let's do this.
- Yes, Director.
1145
01:07:09,343 --> 01:07:11,172
I'm ready to bare
my womanhood.
1146
01:07:11,236 --> 01:07:14,398
Okay everyone,
let's roll this.
1147
01:07:14,490 --> 01:07:15,699
Lights...
1148
01:07:15,724 --> 01:07:16,724
Camera...
1149
01:07:17,451 --> 01:07:18,602
Action!
1150
01:07:20,371 --> 01:07:21,622
Bare yourself.
1151
01:07:22,790 --> 01:07:25,250
Bare your womanhood!
1152
01:08:24,658 --> 01:08:28,105
♪ I saw three ducks the other day ♪
1153
01:08:28,130 --> 01:08:31,375
♪ A fat one, a thin one ♪
1154
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:35,254
- ♪ But this one only had a single wing ♪
- ♪ But this one only had a single wing ♪
1155
01:08:35,279 --> 01:08:38,911
♪ That was the leader
that went quack, quack! ♪
1156
01:08:38,936 --> 01:08:42,678
♪ Quack, quack, quack! ♪
♪ Boom ti-ya-ya, boom ti-ya-ya, boom ye-ye ♪
1157
01:08:42,703 --> 01:08:46,469
♪ Quack, quack, quack! ♪
♪ Boom ti-ya-ya, boom ti-ya-ya, boom ye-ye ♪
1158
01:08:46,494 --> 01:08:50,075
♪ Quack, quack, quack! ♪
♪ Boom ti-ya-ya, boom ti-ya-ya, boom ye-ye ♪
1159
01:08:50,100 --> 01:08:53,895
♪ That was the leader
that went quack, quack! ♪
1160
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:56,631
♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪
1161
01:08:56,675 --> 01:09:00,258
♪ Butterfly flower tree, ♪
1162
01:09:00,283 --> 01:09:02,119
♪ golden beetle. ♪
1163
01:09:02,144 --> 01:09:05,541
♪ June beetle. ♪
♪ ...a beautiful nose. ♪
1164
01:09:22,701 --> 01:09:28,499
♪ Boom ti-ya-ya, boom ti-ya-ya ♪
♪ Butterfly flower tree, ♪
1165
01:09:28,524 --> 01:09:44,123
♪ Boom ti-ya-ya, boom ti-ya-ya ♪
♪ Pen pen de sarapen ♪
1166
01:11:44,673 --> 01:11:54,877
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