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[Clanging]
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You keep out of my clean house,
you hear me, ortho.
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That sign there says
"clean and honorable,"
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and you ain't the one
or the other.
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Don't come out of your class
with Mamie Scully, ortho.
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Don't you know that?
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Well, I ain't noticed
her putting on
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no vanilla extract
for you.
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You just stand back
and give me room.
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Courtin' is my strength.
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[Shouting]
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I've told you
a thousand times
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to stay clear of my roof,
Skinner Graydon.
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And take your posies
with you.
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It'd take a whole
wagonload of roses
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to cover the smell of mules
about you.
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But mamie, darlin'...
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Well, 'tisn't like
you ain't exactly
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in her class neither.
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Looks like you're gonna have
to trade them mules of yours
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for a wagon load of roses.
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[Chuckles]
"Mamie, darlin'."
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You went and done it again,
didn't ya?
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Dancin'?
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Major.
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Do you men realize
there's a war on?
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You should be loading supplies
for General Taylor.
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I thought I told you to--
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good evening,
Mrs. Scully.
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Major Roberts.
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How very nice of you
to ask me for dinner.
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Come in. Come in.
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Thank you.
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Brass button uniform.
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It'll spark a widow
every time.
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"Don't you men realize
there's a war on?"
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[Scoffs]
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Brass button don't never won
no war that I know about,
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but it sure come
to a whistling stop
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if they're wasn't no mules,
I'll tell you that.
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[Sighs]
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Howdy, folks.
I'm the Old Ranger.
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During the Civil War,
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the great battles of Bull Run,
Antietam, and Gettysburg
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overshadowed anything
that happened
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west of the Mississippi.
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Yet history tells us that
when the confederates of Texas
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invaded the territory
of New Mexico,
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an incident occurred--
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one of the most bizarre
of the Civil War, called...
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Here.
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Take that.
It'll make it all better.
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Ah, attagirl.
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Girl?
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Since when they got
girl mules?
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Well, you know she ain't
and I know it,
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but she don't know it.
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Somethin' kinda sad
about bein' a mule.
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Not bein' neither
a male or a female,
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gives them
the melancholies.
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Think of all the problems
they ain't got.
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The way you fuss over 'em
gives me the melancholies.
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Well, maybe you'd better
fuss with that wagon
a little more.
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Give it a handful of grease
and a couple of stovebolts.
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It's about to rickety away.
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Squeakin' wheels
ain't what draws
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these blasted flies
around here.
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Smart aleck.
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I ain't never had me
no kinfolk...
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Till I got me some mules.
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I wonder who's winnin'
the war back east.
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I don't know,
and I don't care.
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Well, you're a soldier,
ain't ya?
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I mean, we're both against
the rebs, ain't we?
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Haulin' supplies
every now and again
for the army,
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ain't what I call
"soldierin'."
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I ain't mad at nobody.
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There's a fella
that come through the port
the other day,
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said they is fightin' up
a storm, back east.
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You'll never catch mules
doin' anything that stupid.
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Fred, now you stay
where you are.
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[Mule brays]
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That mule sticks
closer to you
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than a foxtail in a sock.
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Been that way
since he's three-days-old.
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I'm the only kin
he ever had.
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I always figured there's
a mite of jackass in you.
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I told you, down in front
of Mamie's house,
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not to say "jackass"--
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--that word
in front of my mules,
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and I mean it.
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I saw Mamie this mornin'
over at the blacksmith's.
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Say anything about me?
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Said that we was
to quit fussin'
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in front of her house
every night.
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That if a fella wanted
to call on her proper,
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he had to dress, act,
and smell like a gentleman,
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and not roll around
in the street,
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afore he got there.
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[Scoffs]
Brass buttons--
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that's what
she's shined up to.
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But ortho...
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Ain't she just about
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the prettiest thing
you've ever saw?
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You're kinda high on her,
ain't ya?
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I'm fixing to marry me
that little Irish gal
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one of these days.
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Skinner!
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Major Roberts
wants you and ortho
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ready to move out
at a minute's notice.
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Where we goin' to?
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Well, the whole platoon's
leaving now.
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You and ortho are to meet us
at Wild Walnut Grove.
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What's in the wind?
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Well, there's a detachment
of renegade rebs
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moved into Valverde Gap,
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blocking off
our supply line to town.
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You told me there weren't
no rebs in Mexico.
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You better get crackin'.
Come on, baby.
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When I...
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Offered to help out
the army,
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I didn't figure on
no fightin'.
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I-I don't fight to kill.
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Me neither.
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Hey!
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Maybe this'll give me a chance
to prove to Mamie
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I can be somebody.
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Whoa.
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Here, hold my mules.
I'll be back in a minute.
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A man could get
his head broken
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in less time.
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Mamie?
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Be right there.
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Skinner Graydon, how many times
am I gonna have to tell you?
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Take your mule hide
away from my buildin'.
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Now, wait a minute,
Mamie darlin'--
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get!
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But Mamie...
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I'm goin' off to war.
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War? You?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Major Roberts and me,
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we're movin' to stop the rebs
at Valverde Gap.
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It's true then.
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The Confederates are
in New Mexico?
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Renegades are comin' up
the Rio Grande.
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Heaven have mercy.
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Why are you joining
the Major?
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You're not in the army.
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I'm tryin' to tell you,
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the "U.S. of A." Army
are puttin' me in command
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of the supply party.
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Good luck to you
and your supply party.
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That all you gonna say?
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With you and that
pack of mules out ot town,
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maybe a decent body will
get a breath of fresh air
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for a change.
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A man could get hurt,
you know.
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Maybe even killed.
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Skinner Graydon...
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Hold your ground.
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Skinner...
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It's not that
I don't like you.
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It's just that
a decent woman wants
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a man she can be proud of,
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a man who can take her
out among friends,
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not a grizzly old mule,
Skinner,
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who'd just as soon
sleep in the same stalls
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with the beasts as not.
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Golly Bill,
they got feelings too.
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A woman has got
to respect her man.
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He's got to try
to be somebody.
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Oh, he does, does he?
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Well, I'll be somebody.
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I might just decide
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to become a dadgum hero
at Valverde Gap!
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Now, what do you think
of that?
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A man don't need
no brass button uniform
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to be a dadgum hero.
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They got themselves
nicely dug-in
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down there
at Valverde Gap,
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cutting off
the road to town.
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I don't understand, Major.
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Rebs-- what are they doin'
way out here?
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This town is the most
important supply dept
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west of the Mississippi.
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And those rebs
are mercenaries,
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profiting off the war,
ransacking towns.
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What do you figure
on doing, sir?
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I don't know.
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They got
a decided advantage.
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We try to attack them,
we expose ourselves
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to crossfire
on both flanks.
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In the meantime,
all they gotta do
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is just sit down there
and block off the town
from supplies.
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Starve us out.
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[Wagon approaching]
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You're late, Graydon.
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Can't make no speed
pullin' the square-wheel wagon.
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Square wheels?
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It can't move no faster
than them jackasses--
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ortho, I told--
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that's enough of that!
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You bring the supplies
I ordered?
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Yes.
Dynamite?
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Yes, sir.
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It's in the--
that thing.
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Corporal,
get that wagon unloaded.
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Lend a hand here.
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When do the fightin'
commence, Major?
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I cannot order men
to suicide.
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Unless I can figure out
some way
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to get those renegades
out of that gap below us,
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there will be no fighting.
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No fightin'?
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You mean we made
this whole trip for nothin'?
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We're not gonna start any fight
until I know we can win.
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Smart aleck.
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No fightin'.
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Don't look like
I'm gonna get myself
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a chance to be no hero.
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Appears like.
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Skinner?
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If you was to be a hero
and marry Mamie,
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you'd have me over to supper
a lot, wouldn't ya?
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And our freightin' partnership
would still be on, wouldn't it?
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Of course it would, ortho.
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It'd still be your wagon
and my mules,
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just like it always
has been.
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Mamie's house
would be your house.
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Sure don't look like
it's gonna happen, though,
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us goin' back with our tail
'tween our legs, and all.
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Well, we could always
tell her a lie.
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You watch the mules.
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Uh, Major Roberts, sir?
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Yes, what is it?
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Uh, Skinner had hisself
a idea.
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Yeah?
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He said...
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What if he was to strap
that dynamite
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onto them ol' mules of his,
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light the fuses,
and send them on
into the Reb camp.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Them mules would go
any which way he tells 'em.
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[Sighs]
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We'd have to time the fuses
just right.
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Could work though.
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They wouldn't
be expecting it.
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Why not?
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Like Skinner says,
why not?
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Skinner, that's a great idea.
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Sir?
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The mules.
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Putting the dynamite
on your mules
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and sending them
into the Rebs' camp.
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Dynamite?
With my mules?
257
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,851
You look after your mules,
I'll see to the dynamite.
258
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,332
Just back off now.
I won't forget this, Skinner--
259
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,334
wait just a minute now--
you will be a hero.
260
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,858
I don't care if I'm a--
261
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:38,121
I will?
262
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:39,775
You will indeed, sir.
263
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:47,391
Well, Major,
I was just thinkin',
264
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:50,394
wouldn't that dynamite
have more of a jar to it,
265
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:53,441
if we put it all
in one big hunk?
266
00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:56,400
You got a point there.
267
00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:58,402
Well, then why don't we just
268
00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:01,188
go to work and stick it all
in the wagon?
269
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,016
Now, just a minute--
270
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,452
I think you're right.
271
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,454
Get your wagon loaded up again
with that dynamite.
272
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,630
But Major--
hurry it up!
273
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:11,502
But that's the only wagon i--
274
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,639
"well, why don't we just
275
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:21,643
go to work and stick it all
in the wagon?"
276
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,737
We ain't got time
for this.
277
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,913
We're under orders
to the U.S. of A. Army.
278
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,219
Why'd you have to go
279
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:34,395
draggin' my mules
into this thing?
280
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,005
You want to be a hero,
don't ya?
281
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:38,921
What's more important to you,
mamie or these blasted mules?
282
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,836
I want 'em all!
283
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,187
'Sides, you know Fred
can't stand no loud noises
284
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:48,191
since he caught
that cold in his ear.
285
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:50,933
Well, get him ready.
286
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,022
I'll load the dynamite.
287
00:14:58,288 --> 00:14:59,376
Yes?
288
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,943
We're about ready, Major.
289
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:03,424
All right.
290
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:13,434
There's a slope on that road,
right above Valverde Gap.
291
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,610
That's the spot
to light your fuses,
292
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:19,440
because it angles
right down into the Rebs' camp.
293
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,790
Once you get this wagon
started the rolling,
294
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,401
you pull back on the double,
you understand?
295
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:25,620
Yes, sir.
296
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,187
You, uh--
297
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:31,365
you sure you don't want me
to send a few men with you?
298
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:34,585
Well, maybe I could use
one volunteer.
299
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:36,109
All right.
Here's your man.
300
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,372
But I ain't no volunteer.
301
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:40,678
You are now.
Congratulations.
302
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,463
Good luck, Skinner.
You too.
303
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:43,551
But Major--
304
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:46,380
move out!
Cover them.
305
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:49,644
Come on, Fred.
306
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:04,093
They've reached the road
down to the gap.
307
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:15,452
Fred...
308
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,977
I'd rather cut off
my right arm
309
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,500
than do this to you.
310
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:34,428
Bye, Irma.
Rupert. Henry.
311
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,692
It's lit, Skinner.
312
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:01,977
Try not to look back.
313
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,065
I feel bad, too.
314
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:06,242
I had many a mile
in that wagon.
315
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:09,419
Wagon ain't nothin'
but wood and ore,
316
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:12,553
not flesh and blood.
317
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:18,689
Wagon's starting
down the slope, Major.
318
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:19,908
Good.
319
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:37,534
Holy jumping catfish!
320
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:38,970
Those mules--
they're turning back!
321
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,581
What?
322
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:45,890
Oh, no.
323
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:48,110
Hey, Graydon!
No, quiet!
324
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,720
Don't want to alert
those rebs.
325
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,597
Skinner doesn't realize
those mules are following him.
326
00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,382
Like I told you, Ortho,
327
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:03,082
them mules is the only kin
I ever had.
328
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,648
I know.
329
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,694
Sure ain't easy.
330
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,574
Fred--
bless his little heart.
331
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,055
He's followin' me.
332
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:22,840
He's followin' me!
333
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:25,278
Skinner's running back
toward the mules!
334
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:29,195
Fred, shame on you now.
335
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:31,153
Come on.
336
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:44,427
Now, you get goin', Fred!
337
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:48,518
Go on!
338
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:52,392
He's got the wagon
headed back down the road.
339
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:53,567
But wait!
340
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:59,312
The mules are
turning around again.
341
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:01,357
Skinner!
342
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,403
He's doin' it again!
343
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:11,541
Fred, I'm real
disappointed in you.
344
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,369
You're gonna get
somebody hurt.
345
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,806
Get out of there, Skinner!
346
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,418
She's gonna blow
any minute!
347
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:27,383
Now, you get away
from there, you idiot!
348
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:30,256
Skinner's fooling around
with the wagon.
349
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:31,431
Yeah?
350
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:34,912
Why doesn't he get rid
of that fuse?
351
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:36,436
He's gonna get killed!
352
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,358
Now the wagon's on its way.
353
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,316
Yah, Fred! Move! Yah!
354
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,926
[Shouts]
355
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,406
[Shouting continues]
356
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,675
Whoa, Fred.
357
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:02,070
Whoa.
358
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,944
[Mule whimpers]
359
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:08,381
He did it.
360
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,383
He did it!
By gosh, he did it!
361
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:13,995
[Both laugh]
362
00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:16,258
What's left of them
is retreating, Major.
They're leaving.
363
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:19,566
They're ours, men!
Come on! Charge 'em!
364
00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:26,355
Well, I hope
you're satisfied.
365
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:31,404
Perfectly good wagon
just blowed to smithereens.
366
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,798
Skinner, that was
a brave thing you did.
367
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:38,019
You could have got killed.
We're mighty proud of you.
368
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,673
You've made
a vital contribution
369
00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,283
to the war effort.
370
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,937
You probably saved
the whole town
371
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:45,461
from those renegades.
372
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:48,421
You sure the coat is all
you wanted in payment?
373
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:52,381
Major,
much as I caught into
374
00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:56,298
that brass button jacket,
375
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,996
I'd rather get a wagon
for Ortho,
376
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:03,349
if you and the U.S. of A. Army
could spare it.
377
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:08,179
That wagon was all he had
in this world...
378
00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:10,704
Except maybe me.
379
00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:14,447
If you take this order
down to the supply depot,
380
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:17,972
they'll fix you up.
381
00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:19,539
Thank you, sir.
382
00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:20,757
Skinner.
383
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:22,759
Yes, sir?
384
00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:24,326
Take the coat with you, too.
385
00:21:39,254 --> 00:21:42,431
Thank you, Major, sir.
386
00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:49,351
Well, would you look at
the brass button prairie dude,
387
00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:52,006
all shined up
like a wet eyeball?
388
00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:54,356
If you'd quit being
such a smart aleck
389
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,445
and take this over
to the supply depot,
390
00:21:56,489 --> 00:22:00,057
they'd give you
a new wagon.
391
00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:01,363
New wagon.
392
00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,147
We're in business again.
393
00:22:03,191 --> 00:22:05,062
We sure are.
394
00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:08,022
Now, me,
I'm goin' courtin'.
395
00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:12,418
Would you put my mules
in the corral, Wagon Boy?
396
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:20,426
You know somethin', Fred?
397
00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:25,387
We're about to lose us
one of the...
398
00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:28,390
Best mule skinners
in the business.
399
00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:40,054
Wagon boy.
400
00:22:52,719 --> 00:22:55,417
Well, for the love of Mike.
401
00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:59,726
Skinner Graydon
all scrubbed and gussied up.
402
00:22:59,769 --> 00:23:03,556
Why, you old renegade,
you're almost handsome.
403
00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:08,343
I heard tell
you were a hero today.
404
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,389
Ain't you gonna
invite me in?
405
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:13,479
That I am, Skinner.
That I am.
406
00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:15,437
We'll leave the door open.
407
00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:17,570
What would
my fine neighbors say?
408
00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:19,398
A handsome devil of a man
409
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:23,402
calling on
a helpless widow woman?
410
00:23:35,675 --> 00:23:37,067
[Mule braying]
411
00:23:37,111 --> 00:23:40,027
[Mamie]
Get that smelly beast
out of my parlor!
412
00:23:40,070 --> 00:23:42,421
[Objects clattering]
413
00:23:45,032 --> 00:23:47,426
And stay out,
the both of you!
414
00:23:50,037 --> 00:23:53,083
But Mamie!
415
00:23:54,302 --> 00:23:57,523
"But Mamie darlin'"?
416
00:23:57,566 --> 00:23:59,438
[Chuckles]
417
00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:07,054
Oh, you had to go
and do it again, didn't ya?
418
00:24:13,277 --> 00:24:15,715
[Yells]
419
00:24:15,758 --> 00:24:17,456
Wait-- wait--
wait a minute--
420
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:23,418
so it was that a mule Skinner
named Graydon and his mules
421
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:26,421
participated in the civil war
in new Mexico,
422
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:27,988
a hundred years ago.
423
00:24:28,031 --> 00:24:31,252
And today,
a small town named muleshoe
424
00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:33,950
is constructing
a life-sized monument
425
00:24:33,994 --> 00:24:36,997
to commemorate
the mule's contribution
426
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,042
to a American history.
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