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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:07,049 BASED ON A TRUE STORY 2 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:15,464 Pay now in ten instalments. 3 00:01:15,829 --> 00:01:16,829 Goal, goal! 4 00:01:16,876 --> 00:01:21,005 85 billion kilowatt hours per year starting in 198-... 5 00:01:21,006 --> 00:01:22,940 All your electronics 6 00:01:22,941 --> 00:01:25,046 will work for a lot longer. 7 00:01:25,047 --> 00:01:26,978 ...Frutti, a great success 8 00:01:27,184 --> 00:01:28,447 from the new line... 9 00:01:38,162 --> 00:01:40,961 Color and black and white television sets. 10 00:01:41,934 --> 00:01:43,901 Here is the master Walter Cla... 11 00:01:43,902 --> 00:01:44,902 present 12 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:49,138 ...children all over Brazil. 13 00:01:49,139 --> 00:01:50,899 Bingo's show has become a phenomenon 14 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:54,342 and it has raised a national issue. 15 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:57,478 The prod ucers of the show say the clown's identity 16 00:01:57,916 --> 00:02:00,010 is a secret no one will ever know. 17 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,118 Who's the man behind the mask? 18 00:02:05,024 --> 00:02:12,362 "BINGO - THE KING OF THE MORNINGS" 19 00:02:20,475 --> 00:02:21,942 A rabbit? 20 00:02:23,812 --> 00:02:25,904 Hi, Mr. Rabbit. Do you want to be friends? 21 00:02:25,905 --> 00:02:27,343 - Friends with a fox? - Yes. 22 00:02:27,783 --> 00:02:28,943 - Are you crazy? - Why? 23 00:02:29,151 --> 00:02:30,209 Foxes are tricky. 24 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:32,909 - You'll want to eat me. - No, I'm different. 25 00:02:32,910 --> 00:02:36,081 I'm vegetarian, I like to eat carrots, just like you. 26 00:02:36,325 --> 00:02:37,450 - Carrots? - Yes. 27 00:02:37,859 --> 00:02:39,521 Argh, I like hamburgers. 28 00:02:40,763 --> 00:02:43,162 And I'm the one with the bad reputation. 29 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:46,927 Listen here, fox. If you don't bring me a hamburger for dinner, 30 00:02:46,928 --> 00:02:48,833 I swear I'm going to eat you! 31 00:02:49,039 --> 00:02:52,440 Help! Help! Somebody save a helpless fox! 32 00:02:52,810 --> 00:02:57,008 Augusto, we still have three scenes to shoot. The crew's waiting. 33 00:02:57,215 --> 00:03:00,343 Be careful. There's a very hungry rabbit in here. 34 00:03:01,486 --> 00:03:03,953 This is the last scene, OK? Then we'll go out for dinner. 35 00:03:03,954 --> 00:03:06,113 Stay here. Can I trust you? 36 00:03:06,357 --> 00:03:07,357 Can I? 37 00:03:24,978 --> 00:03:26,172 The love lamp! 38 00:03:26,479 --> 00:03:29,938 Can someone bring the love lamp to the set, please! 39 00:03:59,348 --> 00:04:00,838 Are you ready, Augusto? 40 00:04:01,084 --> 00:04:02,608 One minute. 41 00:04:12,629 --> 00:04:14,291 C'mon, Baron. 42 00:04:19,937 --> 00:04:21,199 - Ready? - Always. 43 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,034 Ready to roll. 44 00:04:24,241 --> 00:04:25,902 Camera! 45 00:04:26,945 --> 00:04:29,573 "The Love Lamp". Scene 6, take 3. 46 00:04:29,948 --> 00:04:30,948 Action! 47 00:04:37,055 --> 00:04:38,352 Life's not a joke, huh. 48 00:04:47,467 --> 00:04:48,525 Bye, dad! 49 00:04:49,336 --> 00:04:51,235 Wait, monkey. 50 00:04:51,504 --> 00:04:52,596 Did you kiss your grandma goodbye? 51 00:04:52,597 --> 00:04:55,631 - Yes, but she was asleep. - Did you wash this apple? 52 00:04:56,109 --> 00:04:57,133 Yes. 53 00:04:57,344 --> 00:04:58,676 - Did you brush your teeth? - Yes. 54 00:05:00,348 --> 00:05:02,940 You could do a movie for kids. 55 00:05:02,941 --> 00:05:06,109 Yeah, I have to do that. 56 00:05:06,354 --> 00:05:08,082 - Promise? - Yes. 57 00:05:08,083 --> 00:05:11,351 You'll see my next movie with all your friends from school. 58 00:05:11,593 --> 00:05:13,924 - Can I tell them? - Wait. 59 00:05:13,925 --> 00:05:15,496 Let's think about the movie first. 60 00:05:15,965 --> 00:05:18,126 - It's got to be cool. - It'll be very cool. 61 00:05:18,334 --> 00:05:20,494 - The coolest in town. - In the planet. 62 00:05:20,495 --> 00:05:22,660 - In the galaxy. - In the universe! 63 00:05:24,341 --> 00:05:25,399 Angélica's got a new car? 64 00:05:25,608 --> 00:05:27,337 Didn't she tell you? 65 00:05:27,644 --> 00:05:30,306 - Love you, monkey. - Love you more. 66 00:05:35,018 --> 00:05:36,280 Hi, baby. 67 00:05:50,435 --> 00:05:51,995 THE LOVE LAMP 68 00:06:05,651 --> 00:06:07,414 It's true then! 69 00:06:09,522 --> 00:06:12,013 Wait! I'm married. 70 00:06:12,425 --> 00:06:14,586 The lamp genie only helps married ladies. 71 00:06:15,262 --> 00:06:16,262 So hurry! 72 00:06:17,097 --> 00:06:18,689 My husband could be here any minute. 73 00:06:19,099 --> 00:06:21,123 Hurry? You must be crazy. 74 00:06:21,124 --> 00:06:23,998 If you were in a carriage, I would you start by the donkey. 75 00:06:28,676 --> 00:06:30,735 Life's not a joke, huh. 76 00:06:38,653 --> 00:06:40,245 Hi, Marcelo. 77 00:06:43,259 --> 00:06:44,658 Whiskey, please. 78 00:06:46,629 --> 00:06:48,029 And my wife? 79 00:06:48,265 --> 00:06:50,128 Lunch with her friends at the club. 80 00:06:50,129 --> 00:06:52,199 Then, she'll go to the salon. 81 00:06:52,501 --> 00:06:54,231 We have some time? 82 00:06:55,439 --> 00:06:56,633 Time for what? 83 00:06:57,274 --> 00:07:00,802 People think I have it all, but there are two things I miss. 84 00:07:02,412 --> 00:07:03,436 Time 85 00:07:04,514 --> 00:07:06,176 and you. 86 00:07:20,833 --> 00:07:22,596 What's he whining about? 87 00:07:22,801 --> 00:07:25,600 The show is off the air because of the ratings. 88 00:07:25,805 --> 00:07:29,671 It's off the air because it sucked. 89 00:07:29,672 --> 00:07:33,574 No, you deal with it, I'm busy. Talk later. 90 00:07:34,848 --> 00:07:36,611 Carry on, boy. 91 00:07:36,816 --> 00:07:39,581 So I was listening to your conversation... 92 00:07:40,121 --> 00:07:43,647 My movies are all blockbusters, box-office hits. 93 00:07:44,157 --> 00:07:46,592 I honestly think I can help with ratings. 94 00:07:46,794 --> 00:07:51,254 Do you know how many times I've heard this bullshit? 95 00:07:51,255 --> 00:07:52,730 Help with ratings? 96 00:07:53,135 --> 00:07:54,829 When national movies do well, 97 00:07:55,202 --> 00:07:57,364 they have up to two million spectators. 98 00:07:57,572 --> 00:08:02,133 Here at Mundial we reach 90 million spectators a day. 99 00:08:02,134 --> 00:08:05,246 We're talking primetime soap operas. 100 00:08:05,548 --> 00:08:06,879 Primetime soap opera? 101 00:08:07,283 --> 00:08:08,681 Yeah, I promised Angélica. 102 00:08:09,151 --> 00:08:13,315 You're offering me a role in a primetime soap opera? 103 00:08:13,316 --> 00:08:15,515 This girl keeps my ratings up. 104 00:08:15,725 --> 00:08:17,387 I'd like to give something back. 105 00:08:24,301 --> 00:08:25,301 Hi. 106 00:08:35,547 --> 00:08:37,173 Who would've thought? 107 00:08:37,174 --> 00:08:38,337 Hi, Augusto. 108 00:08:38,583 --> 00:08:40,710 Together again on a set. 109 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:42,649 Now with our clothes on. 110 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:47,249 Thanks for the help. 111 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:49,826 I didn't do it for you, I did it for Gabriel. 112 00:08:50,262 --> 00:08:52,286 I'd forgotten how sweet you are. 113 00:08:52,287 --> 00:08:55,764 By the way, I'm working late. Can you take him? 114 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:58,597 No problem. Lots of scenes? 115 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:01,365 - About twelve. - Twelve? 116 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:04,299 I have one line in one scene. 117 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:06,308 "Sir, your car is ready." 118 00:09:06,309 --> 00:09:08,438 Someone makes money writing that. 119 00:09:08,683 --> 00:09:11,173 Good morning, how are you? 120 00:09:11,174 --> 00:09:13,219 - Hi, good morning. - Good morning. 121 00:09:13,855 --> 00:09:16,755 - How are you? - How's it going? 122 00:09:19,227 --> 00:09:20,661 - Morning. - Morning. 123 00:09:20,862 --> 00:09:24,229 Hi, director. I need your help. 124 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:25,673 - And you are? - Augusto Mendes. 125 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:28,894 I'm the lead in "Golden Horn", "Megalomaniac Nymphets, "The Love Lamp". 126 00:09:29,304 --> 00:09:32,900 - You must have watched them. - I need to shoot. 127 00:09:33,309 --> 00:09:34,367 So, boss... 128 00:09:34,611 --> 00:09:38,444 Give me a chance and I'll make the audience pee their pants. 129 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:41,482 You need to focus. You are on! 130 00:09:41,684 --> 00:09:44,208 - Fine. - Ready? Let's go. 131 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,346 A second, please. 132 00:09:55,766 --> 00:09:57,358 C'mon, Baron. 133 00:09:59,604 --> 00:10:01,332 OK.. 134 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:03,997 Attention... Action. 135 00:10:05,578 --> 00:10:07,772 Sir, your car is ready. 136 00:10:08,413 --> 00:10:09,413 OK., thank y ou. 137 00:10:13,619 --> 00:10:16,315 The brakes were failing, but I fix ed them myself. 138 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:21,392 OK., thank you. 139 00:10:21,761 --> 00:10:23,558 You can count on me. Always. 140 00:10:24,564 --> 00:10:25,963 OK., thank you. 141 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:30,737 I'd never let you get into an accident over a brake failure. 142 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:32,396 Sure, thank you. 143 00:10:32,397 --> 00:10:38,442 After all, you only want to skid on the secretary's curves. 144 00:10:38,443 --> 00:10:39,671 Right? 145 00:10:40,481 --> 00:10:41,505 Cut! 146 00:10:43,619 --> 00:10:45,382 So, was it good? 147 00:10:45,587 --> 00:10:48,383 If you want to help, act like a prop. 148 00:10:48,384 --> 00:10:49,682 A prop? 149 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:54,727 Better to be a prop here at Mundial than a lead elsewhere. 150 00:10:54,728 --> 00:10:57,730 - Tell him, Rogério. - There's no life outside Mundial. 151 00:10:57,731 --> 00:11:00,596 I'm an actor, an actor needs lines. 152 00:11:00,836 --> 00:11:02,737 I don't need a talking vase in my soap opera. 153 00:11:02,972 --> 00:11:04,496 - Vase? - Calm down, Augusto. 154 00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:07,904 Listen, you can get someone else 155 00:11:07,905 --> 00:11:10,775 to be a vase in your soap opera. 156 00:11:10,981 --> 00:11:13,778 I'm out. What is talent to you people? 157 00:11:13,983 --> 00:11:16,782 A beautiful nose, straight teeth? 158 00:11:16,987 --> 00:11:19,580 Is that talent? You'll regret this. 159 00:11:19,581 --> 00:11:23,785 You'll be saying: "Fuck, I had Augusto Mendes 160 00:11:24,463 --> 00:11:26,090 and didn't give him a chance." 161 00:11:27,465 --> 00:11:29,764 One day, this silver lady 162 00:11:30,001 --> 00:11:33,334 will kiss the sole of my shoes. 163 00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:41,033 - Good morning. - Good morning, pal. 164 00:12:41,034 --> 00:12:44,637 Augusto Mendes, actor. Son to the great Marta Mendes. 165 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:48,411 And this is her grandson. I'm here to audition for the soap opera. 166 00:12:48,653 --> 00:12:49,653 OK. 167 00:12:50,154 --> 00:12:52,089 Open the gates. 168 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:01,128 Hi, where's the audition for the soap opera? 169 00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:03,162 - Over there. - Thanks. 170 00:13:18,953 --> 00:13:21,683 Hey, what is this other line? 171 00:13:21,922 --> 00:13:24,187 - For "Bingo the Clown". - Bingo the Clown? 172 00:13:24,559 --> 00:13:27,459 Yeah, we're building a studio for his show. 173 00:13:27,661 --> 00:13:30,562 - Tons of lighting... - The clown will have a studio? 174 00:13:30,563 --> 00:13:33,600 Bingo's been a top-rated show in the U .S. for 10 years. 175 00:13:36,739 --> 00:13:40,730 Can I audition for the clown instead? 176 00:13:40,731 --> 00:13:42,639 Are you a clown? 177 00:13:55,025 --> 00:13:57,152 Hello, kids! How are you? 178 00:13:57,528 --> 00:14:00,588 Are you ready for a fun morning? 179 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,095 I'm sure you are! 180 00:14:02,534 --> 00:14:05,934 We're going to play a lot... 181 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,100 - What happened? - Thank you, you can go. 182 00:14:11,509 --> 00:14:12,509 Seriously? 183 00:14:12,777 --> 00:14:14,575 Three buses to get here... 184 00:14:16,282 --> 00:14:18,272 You can get changed now. 185 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,677 - What happened? - We have your contact, you can go. 186 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,289 Vasconcelos, this is not a break. 187 00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:27,192 Don't leave the studio. Wally! 188 00:14:37,070 --> 00:14:39,061 - Valdemar? You know what to do. - Yeah. 189 00:14:39,062 --> 00:14:40,264 Come with me. 190 00:14:40,675 --> 00:14:41,675 Son... 191 00:14:42,677 --> 00:14:44,235 Don't ever let anyone do that to you. 192 00:14:44,679 --> 00:14:46,271 - Do what? - Humiliate you. 193 00:14:47,315 --> 00:14:49,647 I bet $1000 you can't do it. 194 00:14:54,056 --> 00:14:55,284 Where's Vasconcelos? 195 00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:57,315 C'mon. 196 00:14:58,961 --> 00:15:00,826 Just a second. Ready? 197 00:15:01,563 --> 00:15:02,587 Action! 198 00:15:02,798 --> 00:15:06,063 My dear Brazilian friends! 199 00:15:06,064 --> 00:15:08,032 Who wants to play with me? 200 00:15:14,243 --> 00:15:15,243 Wally? 201 00:15:15,678 --> 00:15:17,670 Augusto... 202 00:15:17,982 --> 00:15:19,916 Augusto what? 203 00:15:20,117 --> 00:15:22,278 Augusto Mendes, actor? 204 00:15:25,956 --> 00:15:28,117 How many has he trashed? 205 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,154 A hundred. 206 00:15:38,303 --> 00:15:40,100 Knock them dead. 207 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:49,910 On this mark? 208 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,687 Hey gambler, 209 00:15:58,688 --> 00:16:01,886 - what time does it start? - Only God knows. 210 00:16:03,364 --> 00:16:04,694 Is God very busy? 211 00:16:29,225 --> 00:16:34,720 This fucking gringo is getting bummed today, isn't that right? 212 00:16:35,832 --> 00:16:37,390 Who does this motherfucker think he is? 213 00:16:37,801 --> 00:16:39,063 Is he better than us? 214 00:16:40,204 --> 00:16:42,069 Why's that? 215 00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:44,702 I think he wants to get rear-ended. 216 00:16:45,742 --> 00:16:48,906 Why are you looking at me, you don't understand a word. 217 00:16:49,113 --> 00:16:51,741 So pals, does he get rear-ended or not? 218 00:16:54,119 --> 00:16:56,712 He'll go back to his country all chafed 219 00:16:56,713 --> 00:17:00,086 and with white ointment up his ass! 220 00:17:02,127 --> 00:17:05,255 So guys, does he get rear-ended 221 00:17:05,698 --> 00:17:08,097 - or not? - Yes! 222 00:17:08,098 --> 00:17:10,428 - Yes or no? - Yes! 223 00:17:10,836 --> 00:17:12,361 Yes! 224 00:17:35,029 --> 00:17:38,897 The candidate is so sweet and hardworking, 225 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,226 and he has a beautiful smile. 226 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,201 He's going to the throne, I give him a 10. 227 00:17:44,406 --> 00:17:46,874 He sounds like a goose out of tune. 228 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:50,043 And with a missing tooth. 229 00:17:50,412 --> 00:17:54,405 Yes, you're going to the throne so I can flush you. 230 00:17:54,850 --> 00:17:56,978 - Mrs. Marta! - My son! 231 00:17:59,990 --> 00:18:00,990 Honey. 232 00:18:04,394 --> 00:18:05,884 Mom. 233 00:18:06,129 --> 00:18:08,926 Mom, I have to tell you something. But you have to sit down. 234 00:18:08,927 --> 00:18:10,533 - What? - Please, sit down. 235 00:18:12,403 --> 00:18:13,995 You'll love it. 236 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:17,304 I got a part at TVP. 237 00:18:17,508 --> 00:18:18,974 It's not just a small role. 238 00:18:18,975 --> 00:18:22,078 I'm the lead in a clown show. 239 00:18:22,881 --> 00:18:25,315 - A clown, son? - Yes, a clown. 240 00:18:25,517 --> 00:18:28,281 Who says the truth in Shakespeare's plays? 241 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,283 You've done them all, you know what I mean. 242 00:18:30,489 --> 00:18:32,956 The clown is a classic, Marta. It's not for everyone. 243 00:18:32,957 --> 00:18:35,788 I'm not talking about a shitty circus. 244 00:18:36,229 --> 00:18:39,426 It's the biggest hit in American TV. 245 00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:41,164 The big one. 246 00:18:41,368 --> 00:18:45,098 I'm going to have lines, pages full of letters just for me. 247 00:18:45,305 --> 00:18:47,900 Four hours on air every day. 248 00:18:49,243 --> 00:18:52,007 A very successful show in American TV? 249 00:18:52,279 --> 00:18:56,215 A big hit. Top-rated for 10 years. 250 00:18:56,584 --> 00:18:59,348 No more butt on the screen? 251 00:19:00,387 --> 00:19:02,379 No way. 252 00:19:10,866 --> 00:19:13,994 Your son is gonna have tons of lighting on him. 253 00:19:13,995 --> 00:19:17,196 Don't you always say we have to be on the spotlight? 254 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,871 Some people are ants, 255 00:19:19,872 --> 00:19:21,908 some people are cicadas. 256 00:19:22,312 --> 00:19:24,176 We are moths. 257 00:19:24,847 --> 00:19:27,373 We need light in order to survive. 258 00:19:32,022 --> 00:19:33,547 It's all there. 259 00:19:33,925 --> 00:19:36,188 Is this the Bible or my contract? 260 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,416 It's just your contract. 261 00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:42,258 Live show, five days a week, exclusivity for a year. 262 00:19:42,259 --> 00:19:44,560 And the main part: 263 00:19:44,936 --> 00:19:48,464 absolute secrecy. Nobody knows who Bingo is, got it? 264 00:19:48,873 --> 00:19:50,465 And this is not a detail. 265 00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,400 And why all the secrecy? 266 00:19:53,112 --> 00:19:54,579 It's the same in the U .S. 267 00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:57,642 Read it. You could be fined, fired and whatnot. 268 00:19:58,151 --> 00:19:59,482 Take a look at it. 269 00:20:00,587 --> 00:20:01,645 Where do I sign? 270 00:20:02,022 --> 00:20:05,014 Last page, but you have to initial all of them. 271 00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:49,437 Guys, why aren't you excited? 272 00:20:49,438 --> 00:20:51,665 This is a clown show. Let's have fun! 273 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,703 Let's dance. C'mon, poodle head. 274 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:56,012 Give me your best moves. 275 00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:58,480 Loosen up! 276 00:21:00,017 --> 00:21:02,213 Come on, poodle head. 277 00:21:06,424 --> 00:21:08,051 What's going on? 278 00:21:08,493 --> 00:21:10,984 They're helping me rehearse the script. 279 00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:13,490 Peter Olsen is waiting. 280 00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:16,364 I'm anxious to meet the big boss. 281 00:21:16,569 --> 00:21:19,697 - Remembering... - No droopy tips, Ana. 282 00:21:21,008 --> 00:21:23,271 I wouldn't keep him waiting if I were you. 283 00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:26,039 Everybody on the set in 5! 284 00:21:26,412 --> 00:21:28,540 TV people are very stressed out. 285 00:21:31,084 --> 00:21:32,084 My costume! 286 00:22:03,519 --> 00:22:04,645 Lucia. 287 00:22:06,723 --> 00:22:09,521 Clear the set. 288 00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:11,727 Everyone out. 289 00:22:20,404 --> 00:22:22,030 Gambler, you owe me $1000. 290 00:22:22,031 --> 00:22:23,230 You clown. 291 00:22:30,481 --> 00:22:33,109 - Shouldn't I talk like a clown? - Can you do that? 292 00:22:33,110 --> 00:22:34,546 Oh yeah, Mr. Walker. 293 00:22:34,547 --> 00:22:37,119 If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen. 294 00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:49,234 Come. 295 00:22:52,339 --> 00:22:55,329 You have three marks: A, B and C. 296 00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:57,670 It's on your script. 297 00:22:58,078 --> 00:22:59,798 - Hence the letters in my script. - Exactly. 298 00:23:00,114 --> 00:23:03,744 Remember to read on the right mark. Stand here. 299 00:23:04,185 --> 00:23:07,745 Attention to the camera with the light on. 300 00:23:08,155 --> 00:23:10,420 Look right into it. 301 00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:12,786 Stay still. 302 00:23:13,194 --> 00:23:15,355 Camera 2, Wally. 303 00:23:16,098 --> 00:23:17,531 See? 304 00:23:17,733 --> 00:23:19,724 The light is on, you look at it. 305 00:23:20,102 --> 00:23:21,398 That's it. 306 00:23:21,603 --> 00:23:23,400 Questions? 307 00:23:23,401 --> 00:23:25,733 There's only one problem. 308 00:23:27,143 --> 00:23:28,702 This. 309 00:23:29,246 --> 00:23:30,110 What? 310 00:23:30,111 --> 00:23:33,739 My son won't find this funny. Neither will his friends. 311 00:23:34,183 --> 00:23:36,118 - Your son? - Gabriel. 312 00:23:36,753 --> 00:23:40,780 This show's been a hit in 50 American states for 10 years. 313 00:23:41,192 --> 00:23:42,750 But this is Brazil, there's no swagger. 314 00:24:07,353 --> 00:24:10,345 Since you owe me money... 315 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:33,947 He's the boss. 316 00:24:40,388 --> 00:24:42,856 Don't be crazy. Mundial is 8 points ahead. 317 00:24:43,258 --> 00:24:44,919 Anyone can do the possible. 318 00:24:45,294 --> 00:24:47,762 It's the impossible that gives me a boner. 319 00:24:55,705 --> 00:24:56,967 Listen here. 320 00:24:57,373 --> 00:24:58,705 Pay close attention. 321 00:24:58,909 --> 00:25:00,809 Do you see all this structure? 322 00:25:01,211 --> 00:25:04,339 This show is TVP's biggest investment this year. 323 00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:07,644 We translated the original scripts in detail. 324 00:25:07,884 --> 00:25:12,788 Who's the only Brazilian director with original American scripts today? 325 00:25:12,991 --> 00:25:14,253 I am. 326 00:25:14,459 --> 00:25:17,258 This is my big break, and you won't ruin it. 327 00:25:17,463 --> 00:25:20,430 So, do me a favor and study this script. 328 00:25:20,431 --> 00:25:23,260 Look at the camera, read the teleprompter 329 00:25:23,261 --> 00:25:24,298 and that's it. 330 00:25:24,299 --> 00:25:26,301 The rest you leave to me. 331 00:25:26,705 --> 00:25:29,572 Let's rehearse. 332 00:25:31,511 --> 00:25:33,501 Light the central grid. 333 00:25:35,314 --> 00:25:36,839 Wally, where's the mic? 334 00:25:38,551 --> 00:25:39,609 C'mon. 335 00:25:40,587 --> 00:25:42,488 At the center, dear, c'mon. 336 00:25:43,624 --> 00:25:45,955 Get him with the sign in the background. 337 00:25:46,459 --> 00:25:48,256 Start reading the script. 338 00:25:49,463 --> 00:25:50,623 How wonderful. 339 00:26:08,284 --> 00:26:09,284 Bye. 340 00:26:12,788 --> 00:26:14,517 - What's up? - Whose car is this? 341 00:26:14,518 --> 00:26:16,590 - Ours. - Really? 342 00:26:16,591 --> 00:26:17,919 Really. 343 00:26:18,461 --> 00:26:21,761 - Is the engine 1.8? - No, it's a 4.1. 344 00:26:23,534 --> 00:26:24,660 Are you sure it's yours? 345 00:26:24,868 --> 00:26:28,065 No, I'm sure it's yours. It's a present. C'mon, hop in. 346 00:26:32,076 --> 00:26:33,567 I have a present for you, too. 347 00:26:36,881 --> 00:26:38,348 Is it Bingo? 348 00:26:38,717 --> 00:26:41,709 Son, it's really good. Congratulations. 349 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:42,784 Thank you. 350 00:26:42,785 --> 00:26:46,345 - Listen, we need to make a deal. - What deal? 351 00:26:46,346 --> 00:26:49,517 Nobody can know daddy is Bingo, OK? 352 00:26:50,930 --> 00:26:52,055 Why not? 353 00:26:52,464 --> 00:26:54,399 No particular reason, but it's important. 354 00:26:54,967 --> 00:26:58,095 Can't I tell any of my friends? 355 00:27:00,006 --> 00:27:02,406 If you tell, daddy loses his job. 356 00:27:04,811 --> 00:27:05,937 Kiss. 357 00:27:06,713 --> 00:27:07,907 Keep this for me. 358 00:27:09,649 --> 00:27:10,808 Where are we going? 359 00:27:10,809 --> 00:27:12,043 Surprise. 360 00:27:12,653 --> 00:27:14,644 - What's your friend's name? - Fred. 361 00:27:14,989 --> 00:27:16,115 Wave him goodbye. 362 00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:43,483 Beautiful kids from Brazil, 363 00:28:43,685 --> 00:28:46,483 let's see who can answer a simple question. 364 00:28:48,224 --> 00:28:50,488 Beautiful kids from Brazil, 365 00:28:51,159 --> 00:28:53,627 let's see who can answer a simple question. 366 00:28:56,465 --> 00:28:58,990 It's live. It's all or nothing. 367 00:28:59,568 --> 00:29:01,469 - Are you ready? - Yes, I am. 368 00:29:01,671 --> 00:29:02,968 Are you ready to make history? 369 00:29:03,473 --> 00:29:04,995 I don't count my chickens. 370 00:29:04,996 --> 00:29:07,039 Vasconcelos, the earpiece. 371 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,973 You're wearing the earpiece. 372 00:29:09,179 --> 00:29:10,669 Jorge will help you put it on. 373 00:29:10,881 --> 00:29:14,010 Does she ever come? Someone needs to fuck her. 374 00:29:14,218 --> 00:29:16,015 She's religious. 375 00:29:18,755 --> 00:29:22,886 I bet you a bottle of whiskey that I can fuck her in a month. 376 00:29:23,227 --> 00:29:26,094 - Religious bitches are my thing. - I'll win this time. 377 00:29:26,095 --> 00:29:28,859 18-year-old whiskey. 378 00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:34,561 Wishing you good luck and all. 379 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:38,737 Polar bears, you run that way. 380 00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:41,103 Two things. 381 00:29:41,514 --> 00:29:42,912 I'll give you the lines on the earpiece 382 00:29:42,913 --> 00:29:46,210 and for God's sake, your teleprompter has the entire script. 383 00:29:46,586 --> 00:29:48,110 I remember the rehearsal. 384 00:29:49,289 --> 00:29:50,550 Calm down! 385 00:29:50,551 --> 00:29:53,124 Each to their audience. 386 00:29:53,527 --> 00:29:55,517 Wally, who picked these kids? 387 00:29:55,518 --> 00:29:58,689 Hey, leave it to me. I have a kid this age. 388 00:29:58,899 --> 00:30:01,526 You have to make these children laugh. 389 00:30:01,527 --> 00:30:04,001 Otherwise we're all fired. 390 00:30:04,539 --> 00:30:06,529 Thanks for helping me relax. 391 00:30:06,530 --> 00:30:07,970 You're welcome. 392 00:30:09,844 --> 00:30:11,209 Your camera is up first. 393 00:30:11,580 --> 00:30:12,877 The show's gonna rock. 394 00:30:13,248 --> 00:30:14,647 Brace yourselves. 395 00:30:21,958 --> 00:30:23,551 Focus on 2. 396 00:30:25,261 --> 00:30:27,729 Roll opening credits. 397 00:30:33,904 --> 00:30:36,203 Now it's time 398 00:30:36,674 --> 00:30:39,073 K.ids could wait forever 399 00:30:39,843 --> 00:30:42,175 If y ou're still here 400 00:30:42,647 --> 00:30:45,047 Don't leave until the show's over 401 00:30:45,783 --> 00:30:48,343 Everybody's laughing 402 00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:51,746 Monday to Sunday 403 00:30:51,956 --> 00:30:54,720 He's the most beloved Clown in town 404 00:30:54,926 --> 00:30:59,227 Bingo is the greatest He's the funniest 405 00:30:59,798 --> 00:31:02,791 He's the coolest clown In the universe 406 00:31:03,003 --> 00:31:05,937 He's the coolest clown In the universe 407 00:31:06,138 --> 00:31:10,200 He's the coolest clown In the universe 408 00:31:11,044 --> 00:31:14,172 5, 4, 3... 409 00:31:14,173 --> 00:31:15,680 C'mon, Baron. 410 00:31:15,883 --> 00:31:17,179 Bingo, you're up. 411 00:31:25,192 --> 00:31:26,784 Keep the long shot. 412 00:31:30,164 --> 00:31:31,290 Zoom in 2. 413 00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:33,962 How wonderful! 414 00:31:33,963 --> 00:31:37,902 A new chapter begins today in the history of Brazilian TV. 415 00:31:38,106 --> 00:31:41,702 Full of fun and ex citement. 416 00:31:41,911 --> 00:31:43,343 I'm your friend, Bingo the clown, 417 00:31:43,745 --> 00:31:45,337 and these are my helpers: 418 00:31:45,747 --> 00:31:47,272 Mama Conchetta 419 00:31:48,184 --> 00:31:50,345 and the Flea Boy! 420 00:31:51,688 --> 00:31:52,951 Cameras 2 and 3. 421 00:31:56,026 --> 00:31:58,050 Who wants to play with Bingo? 422 00:31:58,261 --> 00:31:59,512 Me... 423 00:32:02,232 --> 00:32:03,256 Read the joke. 424 00:32:03,667 --> 00:32:04,998 Check the script. 425 00:32:05,203 --> 00:32:07,193 Beautiful kids from Brazil, 426 00:32:07,194 --> 00:32:09,999 Let's see who can answer a simple question. 427 00:32:10,207 --> 00:32:13,268 Why do plants never fight? 428 00:32:14,879 --> 00:32:15,879 That's an easy one. 429 00:32:16,414 --> 00:32:18,815 Because they are buds! 430 00:32:22,121 --> 00:32:24,919 You're doing fine. Call a child from the audience. 431 00:32:25,124 --> 00:32:28,025 Let's get a child to talk to Bingo. 432 00:32:28,227 --> 00:32:29,956 The red audience. 433 00:32:30,162 --> 00:32:31,425 Who's going to talk to me? 434 00:32:31,765 --> 00:32:34,893 The boy next to the blond girl. 435 00:32:35,235 --> 00:32:36,861 He looks nice and cute. 436 00:32:37,370 --> 00:32:38,860 Come with Bingo. 437 00:32:39,072 --> 00:32:41,938 Camera 3. Go to mark C. 438 00:32:41,939 --> 00:32:43,839 Come over here. 439 00:32:44,979 --> 00:32:46,240 What's your name, pal? 440 00:32:46,241 --> 00:32:49,405 - Rubens. - What a nice name, Rubens. 441 00:32:49,816 --> 00:32:51,808 Did y ou know I had a friend called Rubens? 442 00:32:52,019 --> 00:32:53,019 No. 443 00:32:53,254 --> 00:32:56,314 - Do y ou like to study, Rubens? - Not much. 444 00:32:56,315 --> 00:32:59,256 Studying is very important, obeying y our parents too... 445 00:32:59,461 --> 00:33:01,326 Are y ou real? 446 00:33:02,497 --> 00:33:04,125 Forget this boy. 447 00:33:04,933 --> 00:33:06,127 Call in the cartoons. 448 00:33:06,435 --> 00:33:08,232 I want that boy out of the picture. 449 00:33:08,437 --> 00:33:12,033 I'll be right back with a lot of fun to y ou, mommy 450 00:33:12,242 --> 00:33:15,006 and grand ma too! By e! 451 00:33:16,279 --> 00:33:17,439 And we're out. 452 00:33:24,488 --> 00:33:28,083 You can't let a little boy beat you like that! 453 00:33:28,326 --> 00:33:31,987 "Little boy"? He got out of a supermax prison. He's a midget! 454 00:33:31,988 --> 00:33:34,154 Don't start on the kids. 455 00:33:34,365 --> 00:33:35,856 You have to make them laugh. 456 00:33:47,780 --> 00:33:50,043 Hey, just listen to me. 457 00:33:50,044 --> 00:33:52,946 This show is going to work with me as Bingo. 458 00:33:53,286 --> 00:33:55,220 Give me a couple of days. 459 00:33:55,855 --> 00:33:57,880 Forget about this gringo. 460 00:33:58,191 --> 00:34:01,787 Hey, I am Bingo. 461 00:34:02,095 --> 00:34:03,289 Trust me. 462 00:34:08,535 --> 00:34:11,003 Silence, please! 463 00:34:34,431 --> 00:34:36,021 Stop! 464 00:34:36,022 --> 00:34:39,327 - You can't play here. - Who do you mean? 465 00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:43,404 The ring is mine and you can't play here. 466 00:34:44,307 --> 00:34:47,368 Ladies and gentlemen, the most spectacular moment 467 00:34:47,578 --> 00:34:49,044 of today's show. 468 00:34:52,884 --> 00:34:54,875 I said you couldn't play here. 469 00:34:55,119 --> 00:34:57,382 No, you said we couldn't play over there. 470 00:34:57,383 --> 00:34:59,547 You said nothing about here. 471 00:35:12,605 --> 00:35:14,538 The ring is mine... 472 00:35:32,393 --> 00:35:34,418 You can have your money back at the ticket office. 473 00:35:34,662 --> 00:35:36,129 We're not here for that. 474 00:35:36,130 --> 00:35:38,323 We're here to kiss the clown's feet. 475 00:35:38,533 --> 00:35:39,557 That's gross. 476 00:35:40,435 --> 00:35:42,164 What makes people laugh so hard? 477 00:35:43,271 --> 00:35:45,569 Ask the magician for his tricks. 478 00:35:47,175 --> 00:35:49,041 I'll tell if he tells. 479 00:35:49,245 --> 00:35:51,907 I don't care about the magician. You're far better than him. 480 00:35:52,114 --> 00:35:54,513 - I heard the applause. - Smart dad you've got here. 481 00:35:57,386 --> 00:35:59,013 Do you know what this is? 482 00:35:59,422 --> 00:36:02,586 The tiniest mask in the world. You need the gift to be a clown. 483 00:36:03,093 --> 00:36:05,027 But you can improve this gift, right? 484 00:36:05,228 --> 00:36:07,662 I want to be your intern. Name your price. 485 00:36:10,934 --> 00:36:12,925 Hello, beautiful kids. 486 00:36:13,136 --> 00:36:15,366 Who wants to play with Bingo? 487 00:36:15,367 --> 00:36:16,617 Me... 488 00:36:18,042 --> 00:36:20,943 - This script is kind of silly. - Kind of? 489 00:36:23,982 --> 00:36:25,142 You can go. 490 00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:31,450 Good morning, kids. Ready to spend a nice morning with me? 491 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,419 You can change now. 492 00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:38,095 Someone take him, please. 493 00:36:39,198 --> 00:36:40,996 Good reaction, well done. 494 00:36:41,201 --> 00:36:42,600 It works like a Swiss watch. 495 00:36:42,969 --> 00:36:45,028 We move together. 496 00:36:45,238 --> 00:36:47,638 Get down on the count of three. 497 00:36:49,509 --> 00:36:50,999 Clowns always get beat up... 498 00:36:51,277 --> 00:36:53,404 - Pay attention! - OK. 499 00:36:53,405 --> 00:36:56,710 Don't feel sorry for yourself. Clowns don't hold grudges. 500 00:36:57,084 --> 00:36:58,984 No matter how many punches they get... 501 00:36:58,985 --> 00:37:00,745 he always gets up and tries again. 502 00:37:01,155 --> 00:37:02,486 Check this out. Come here, Nando. 503 00:37:03,057 --> 00:37:04,057 Look. 504 00:37:11,701 --> 00:37:13,328 - Got it? - Yeah. 505 00:37:14,369 --> 00:37:15,495 But there's one thing. 506 00:37:15,737 --> 00:37:19,229 Clowns don't take orders. If you're told to get down, you get up. 507 00:37:19,230 --> 00:37:20,671 If you're told to bend, 508 00:37:21,310 --> 00:37:22,641 you kick his ass. 509 00:37:23,046 --> 00:37:26,346 And if the ass belongs to someone powerful and arrogant, even better. 510 00:37:27,150 --> 00:37:28,412 The audience goes wild. 511 00:37:28,618 --> 00:37:29,618 Glory. 512 00:37:59,085 --> 00:38:00,109 C'mon, Baron. 513 00:38:00,319 --> 00:38:01,786 And now, ladies and gentlemen... 514 00:38:02,154 --> 00:38:04,282 Your student is in the ring. 515 00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:07,819 ...the Globe of Death! 516 00:38:45,735 --> 00:38:48,328 Good morning, beautiful kids! What a nice day. 517 00:38:48,329 --> 00:38:50,335 It's a great day to play and be happy. 518 00:38:50,336 --> 00:38:52,839 Good morning, beautiful kids! What a nice day. 519 00:38:53,243 --> 00:38:56,145 If today's show is like the last, the gringo will eat you alive. 520 00:38:56,347 --> 00:38:58,474 Watch your focus and leave the rest to me. 521 00:38:59,782 --> 00:39:02,752 - It's been a week. - I know, I... 522 00:39:04,488 --> 00:39:06,286 I'd like to improvise a little. 523 00:39:08,426 --> 00:39:11,725 If you improvise, it'll be at your own risk. 524 00:39:12,797 --> 00:39:14,788 I never told you to improvise. 525 00:39:18,336 --> 00:39:19,336 Did you see that? 526 00:39:19,539 --> 00:39:22,133 Double-faced, cynical! Rogue. 527 00:39:23,142 --> 00:39:24,268 I love it. 528 00:39:25,178 --> 00:39:26,178 Wally. 529 00:39:30,216 --> 00:39:31,308 Countdown. 530 00:39:31,885 --> 00:39:35,821 - 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. - ON AIR 531 00:39:37,157 --> 00:39:38,455 Bingo, you're up! 532 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,259 Bingo! 533 00:39:42,260 --> 00:39:44,192 Good morning everyone! 534 00:39:44,398 --> 00:39:47,493 Today we're going to have fun until you get overdone! 535 00:39:47,702 --> 00:39:49,829 Grandpa's wig will fall off from laughing so hard. 536 00:39:50,171 --> 00:39:52,695 And grandma's denture is going to crack! 537 00:39:52,696 --> 00:39:54,705 Because Bingo's here! 538 00:39:54,909 --> 00:39:56,500 This is not on the script. 539 00:39:56,501 --> 00:39:58,408 I want to hear your good morning. 540 00:39:58,647 --> 00:40:00,308 I said good morning! 541 00:40:00,516 --> 00:40:01,709 Good morning... 542 00:40:01,710 --> 00:40:03,842 So-so. Let's try it over there. 543 00:40:04,254 --> 00:40:05,776 Focus on audience 2. 544 00:40:05,777 --> 00:40:07,445 Good morning... 545 00:40:07,656 --> 00:40:10,922 Mamma Conchetta, show them a strong good morning 546 00:40:11,328 --> 00:40:15,264 after a nice watermelon and scrambled eggs breakfast. 547 00:40:15,465 --> 00:40:17,365 Good morning! 548 00:40:17,366 --> 00:40:20,525 Now I want to hear you. Good morning! 549 00:40:20,526 --> 00:40:22,969 Good morning! 550 00:40:24,442 --> 00:40:26,706 - Now I'm happy. - Memory game now. 551 00:40:26,911 --> 00:40:29,437 Who's got a good memory? 552 00:40:30,649 --> 00:40:32,707 Who wants to play the memory game? 553 00:40:34,885 --> 00:40:36,854 Let me see who I'm going to pick. 554 00:40:37,222 --> 00:40:39,213 - Difficult choice. - Get a girl. 555 00:40:39,591 --> 00:40:40,591 Let me see. 556 00:40:45,998 --> 00:40:47,863 Not the ginger boy. 557 00:40:48,233 --> 00:40:50,532 Hi bully, how are you? 558 00:40:50,970 --> 00:40:51,766 Hi. 559 00:40:51,767 --> 00:40:53,895 Why are you throwing your popcorn at your pal? 560 00:40:54,307 --> 00:40:55,307 It's his popcorn. 561 00:40:55,442 --> 00:40:57,602 Oh, he's quick on the draw. 562 00:40:57,603 --> 00:40:59,506 Is that because you're taller than him? 563 00:40:59,712 --> 00:41:00,838 Of course. 564 00:41:01,515 --> 00:41:03,415 Forget this boy, he's a brute! 565 00:41:03,617 --> 00:41:05,517 Oh, I get it. 566 00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:09,019 We're facing the almighty king of the school. 567 00:41:09,357 --> 00:41:12,951 Would Your Highness like to win a bike in the memory game? 568 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,953 - Yes! - Yes, he would. 569 00:41:15,363 --> 00:41:17,626 So give me your hand and come play. 570 00:41:17,627 --> 00:41:19,994 You have to give me a number from 1 to 16. 571 00:41:20,403 --> 00:41:22,428 - C'mon, 1 to 16. - 6. 572 00:41:22,638 --> 00:41:24,367 He said 6! 573 00:41:24,607 --> 00:41:28,270 Flea Boy, let's see what's behind number 6. 574 00:41:28,477 --> 00:41:30,341 A turtle! 575 00:41:30,342 --> 00:41:35,008 Your Highness is faster than a turtle, right? 576 00:41:35,419 --> 00:41:37,319 Go back to the script, Augusto, now! 577 00:41:37,521 --> 00:41:40,957 So tell me, where is the other turtle? 578 00:41:41,358 --> 00:41:43,019 Number 6. 579 00:41:44,695 --> 00:41:47,961 You've already said 6. Think about the bike! 580 00:41:48,299 --> 00:41:49,960 - 38! - Thirty... 581 00:41:50,768 --> 00:41:53,395 Enough! Get another kid now! Back to the script! 582 00:41:53,396 --> 00:41:55,835 Just a sec, there's a bug buzzing in my ear. 583 00:41:56,074 --> 00:41:57,939 Don't do that! 584 00:41:58,443 --> 00:42:01,072 Much better now. Testing, testing! 585 00:42:01,714 --> 00:42:02,874 All good. 586 00:42:03,082 --> 00:42:05,812 Our little king has never been to school, 587 00:42:06,051 --> 00:42:07,915 that's why he can't count to 16. 588 00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:09,577 - I've been to school. - Oh yeah? 589 00:42:09,788 --> 00:42:12,053 Then tell me, what's two times four? 590 00:42:12,425 --> 00:42:13,722 - 8! - 8, he got it right! 591 00:42:13,927 --> 00:42:17,521 A roll of the drums, please. Mamma Conchetta, turn number 8 592 00:42:17,522 --> 00:42:20,097 to see if the other turtle is there! 593 00:42:20,533 --> 00:42:23,058 He got a donkey! 594 00:42:23,436 --> 00:42:26,702 He got a donkey because he's just like one. 595 00:42:31,412 --> 00:42:32,879 Show some respect, kids. 596 00:42:33,114 --> 00:42:34,705 It's not just any donkey. 597 00:42:34,706 --> 00:42:37,512 This is the king of all donkeys! 598 00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:42,019 Give it up to the great Emperor Donkey the Third! 599 00:42:42,557 --> 00:42:43,582 Applause! 600 00:42:44,693 --> 00:42:48,560 Give the clown a hug. I'm your friend, it was a joke. 601 00:42:48,561 --> 00:42:49,960 Don't be sad. 602 00:42:50,566 --> 00:42:53,000 Go back to your place. 603 00:42:53,369 --> 00:42:56,634 Who wants to play with Bingo? 604 00:42:56,635 --> 00:42:58,400 Who wants to play with Bingo? 605 00:43:00,977 --> 00:43:02,639 He's calling a commercial break. 606 00:43:02,846 --> 00:43:05,576 The coolest clown in the universe will be right back. 607 00:43:09,721 --> 00:43:10,982 Very good. 608 00:43:22,535 --> 00:43:24,694 70°/° is inspiration. 609 00:43:24,695 --> 00:43:26,859 Just 30°/° is whiskey. 610 00:43:26,860 --> 00:43:28,700 Inspiration and whiskey. Come in! 611 00:43:28,908 --> 00:43:30,500 All great artists are like that. 612 00:43:31,610 --> 00:43:33,474 I see flowers. 613 00:43:33,475 --> 00:43:36,047 It's always spring in a clown's dressing-room. 614 00:43:37,082 --> 00:43:41,679 Try this whiskey I got from a bet with a sucker. 615 00:43:42,088 --> 00:43:45,080 I prefer something a bit spicier. 616 00:43:45,492 --> 00:43:47,961 No, no, no! 617 00:43:48,162 --> 00:43:49,754 Who wants some? 618 00:43:50,797 --> 00:43:52,788 He was nice to you girls. 619 00:43:54,168 --> 00:43:56,068 - Got excited, did you? - Wow! 620 00:43:56,938 --> 00:43:58,837 Come here, babe. 621 00:43:58,838 --> 00:44:01,737 C'mon, babe. Go for it. 622 00:44:01,944 --> 00:44:02,944 A vision of paradise. 623 00:44:04,545 --> 00:44:06,173 - Looking good. - What's this? 624 00:44:06,515 --> 00:44:07,777 What are you doing here? 625 00:44:09,518 --> 00:44:10,542 Out. 626 00:44:13,189 --> 00:44:16,590 You work with entertainment, do you forget? 627 00:44:17,125 --> 00:44:18,786 You want to sell fun 628 00:44:19,662 --> 00:44:22,722 but you don't want people to have fun. Relax. 629 00:44:23,233 --> 00:44:25,566 Sancho Panza, pour her a drink. 630 00:44:26,070 --> 00:44:27,661 - I don't drink. - But you should. 631 00:44:27,662 --> 00:44:29,237 This should not be a convent. 632 00:44:29,673 --> 00:44:31,868 For the ratings to go up, 633 00:44:32,076 --> 00:44:33,668 we have to be sexy. 634 00:44:35,980 --> 00:44:39,610 Please lose this vulgar language in the work place. 635 00:44:41,987 --> 00:44:44,854 I don't believe you're that tough. 636 00:44:48,026 --> 00:44:49,550 I don't buy it. 637 00:44:50,695 --> 00:44:52,095 Let's make a deal. 638 00:44:52,999 --> 00:44:56,025 If you show me who you really are, 639 00:44:56,235 --> 00:44:58,260 I'll stop swearing. 640 00:45:00,907 --> 00:45:02,499 What do you say? 641 00:45:05,279 --> 00:45:06,940 I don't think so. 642 00:45:12,019 --> 00:45:13,680 Can I ask you something? 643 00:45:16,991 --> 00:45:18,754 Let your hair down. 644 00:45:25,767 --> 00:45:27,234 Let down your hair. 645 00:45:32,675 --> 00:45:35,143 Mr. Olsen asked me to tell you you did well today. 646 00:45:35,745 --> 00:45:37,802 You got through to the kids. 647 00:45:37,803 --> 00:45:39,812 But he's worried about the script. 648 00:45:40,282 --> 00:45:43,684 You can improvise, but pretend you're reading the script. 649 00:45:48,759 --> 00:45:51,158 It doesn't make any sense, but the kids like it. 650 00:45:53,763 --> 00:45:56,198 This babe is skittish, you have no chance. 651 00:45:56,567 --> 00:45:58,557 What do you mean? 652 00:45:58,558 --> 00:45:59,965 She bit the hook. 653 00:46:00,171 --> 00:46:03,004 To catch a fish like that, you need patience and talent. 654 00:46:03,207 --> 00:46:05,198 Especially a religious fish. 655 00:46:05,576 --> 00:46:08,842 Watch and learn. And start saving for my 18-year-old whiskey. 656 00:46:09,081 --> 00:46:10,945 C'mon, ladies first. 657 00:46:10,946 --> 00:46:12,105 Let's play. 658 00:46:18,657 --> 00:46:20,181 Son, it's on. 659 00:46:20,182 --> 00:46:24,160 Mom, tell me the big news. 660 00:46:25,598 --> 00:46:27,123 Mundial called me 661 00:46:27,334 --> 00:46:30,927 and invited me to play a Countess in a primetime soap opera. 662 00:46:30,928 --> 00:46:32,332 - No... - What's a Countess? 663 00:46:32,739 --> 00:46:35,140 It's been 15 years, son. 664 00:46:35,809 --> 00:46:37,833 My soap opera was top-rated, 665 00:46:37,834 --> 00:46:41,779 everybody stopped me on the streets asking for autographs. 666 00:46:43,350 --> 00:46:45,250 "Look at this hair. 667 00:46:45,654 --> 00:46:48,646 It looks like a broomstick diva. So poor. 668 00:46:48,890 --> 00:46:53,328 Let's give you a make over so you can get a millionaire, a banker 669 00:46:53,729 --> 00:46:56,128 not a bakery owner." 670 00:46:57,098 --> 00:46:58,223 Bravo! 671 00:46:58,224 --> 00:47:01,096 Mrs. Marta is back on TV. 672 00:47:01,097 --> 00:47:04,865 From now on, from 9 a .m. to 9 p.m ., 673 00:47:04,866 --> 00:47:06,771 the Mendes are on air. 674 00:47:07,144 --> 00:47:08,270 Look, it's mommy! 675 00:47:08,644 --> 00:47:10,077 You don't care about people, 676 00:47:10,279 --> 00:47:12,339 - y ou only care about things. - Not true, Nina. 677 00:47:12,749 --> 00:47:14,080 I don't know if I believe y ou. 678 00:47:14,718 --> 00:47:16,844 Fernando, stop. 679 00:47:16,845 --> 00:47:18,979 Don't do this to me. 680 00:47:20,058 --> 00:47:21,956 Son, be nice to your grandma. 681 00:47:21,957 --> 00:47:24,424 - Am I going to be alone? - No, with your grandma. 682 00:47:24,796 --> 00:47:26,821 - I have a work thing. - Again, dad? 683 00:47:27,031 --> 00:47:28,759 - It's work. - Can I come? 684 00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,663 - No. - I can sleep in the car. 685 00:47:30,903 --> 00:47:32,666 Forget about it. Come here. 686 00:47:33,172 --> 00:47:34,833 Tomorrow is a holiday. 687 00:47:35,039 --> 00:47:36,667 - Want to come to work with me? - OK. 688 00:47:36,875 --> 00:47:37,899 Yay! 689 00:47:40,679 --> 00:47:41,941 What work thing is that? 690 00:47:42,147 --> 00:47:45,879 It's an avant-garde performance with two classical ballerinas. 691 00:47:46,953 --> 00:47:48,852 Can't we come? 692 00:47:51,424 --> 00:47:53,892 Impossible, mom. I'm out of here. 693 00:47:59,300 --> 00:48:00,927 C'mon, tiger. 694 00:48:23,226 --> 00:48:24,420 Hey, Tony. 695 00:48:24,827 --> 00:48:27,022 Play this song at the end of show. B-side. 696 00:48:27,230 --> 00:48:28,254 I'll let you know when. 697 00:48:28,831 --> 00:48:31,891 The orange chicken is winning. Don't stop rooting! 698 00:48:32,101 --> 00:48:34,730 Orange wins! 699 00:48:34,938 --> 00:48:38,101 Lorraine, you win! Give the clown a hug. 700 00:48:38,342 --> 00:48:40,206 Get your prize with Flea Boy. 701 00:48:40,207 --> 00:48:42,471 Come over here, Fabrício. Life's like this. 702 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,871 Sometimes we win, sometimes we lose. 703 00:48:45,082 --> 00:48:47,142 All that matters is the swagger. 704 00:48:47,385 --> 00:48:50,980 Where's your swagger? Go with Mamma Conchetta. 705 00:48:51,289 --> 00:48:53,155 See you tomorrow, kids. 706 00:48:53,392 --> 00:48:54,415 And don't forget. 707 00:48:55,393 --> 00:48:56,985 Make a big mess! 708 00:48:57,228 --> 00:48:59,355 Pillow fight! 709 00:49:05,004 --> 00:49:06,324 - What song is that? - I don't no. 710 00:49:06,540 --> 00:49:08,200 Tony? 711 00:49:16,850 --> 00:49:18,112 Everybody dancing! 712 00:49:20,288 --> 00:49:22,016 Come dance, everybody! 713 00:49:25,793 --> 00:49:27,124 Go crazy! 714 00:49:29,297 --> 00:49:31,858 Let's dance! 715 00:49:34,502 --> 00:49:36,026 Everybody! 716 00:49:36,838 --> 00:49:38,362 Mommy, I was getting some 717 00:49:38,363 --> 00:49:39,529 Getting some 718 00:49:39,908 --> 00:49:41,466 Mommy, I was getting some 719 00:49:41,877 --> 00:49:42,866 Getting some 720 00:49:42,867 --> 00:49:49,279 I was getting some extra work done with the big boss 721 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,215 Mommy, I was getting some 722 00:49:51,421 --> 00:49:52,410 Getting some 723 00:49:52,411 --> 00:49:54,317 Mommy, I was getting some 724 00:49:54,318 --> 00:49:55,479 Getting some 725 00:49:55,892 --> 00:50:01,558 I was getting some extra work done with the big boss 726 00:50:02,065 --> 00:50:03,966 Poodle head! 727 00:50:05,569 --> 00:50:06,900 Thank you. 728 00:50:07,438 --> 00:50:09,497 I was getting some, mommy 729 00:50:13,478 --> 00:50:15,206 You'll end up getting fired. 730 00:50:15,479 --> 00:50:17,277 Shall I stop doing my job because of work? 731 00:50:17,482 --> 00:50:19,916 - Don't exaggerate. - Do I ever? 732 00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:22,510 What about the ratings, who's first? 733 00:50:22,922 --> 00:50:25,048 - Mundial. - Mundial, of course. 734 00:50:25,049 --> 00:50:27,123 - What about us? - Third place. 735 00:50:29,462 --> 00:50:30,588 We're going to beat Mundial. 736 00:50:30,963 --> 00:50:33,089 We're actually worried about not losing third place. 737 00:50:33,090 --> 00:50:34,857 This is the problem, Lucia. 738 00:50:34,858 --> 00:50:37,218 You look at your own ass instead of looking at the horizon. 739 00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,035 Tell him to read the subtitles. 740 00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:43,869 What's missing for better ratings? 741 00:50:45,078 --> 00:50:47,205 Help me think, let's brainstorm together. 742 00:50:47,481 --> 00:50:49,473 What do children want most? 743 00:50:50,418 --> 00:50:52,181 To laugh? 744 00:51:00,328 --> 00:51:03,196 Son, what are you reading? Let me see. 745 00:51:04,366 --> 00:51:08,097 BINGO, I LOVE YOU. TALKING TO YOU IS WHAT I WANT MOST IN THE WORLD. 746 00:51:14,244 --> 00:51:15,506 Monkey, 747 00:51:15,979 --> 00:51:18,413 you've just given me a brilliant idea. 748 00:51:18,648 --> 00:51:20,309 Brilliant! 749 00:51:20,517 --> 00:51:22,245 Hold this. 750 00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:23,942 Why are you drinking from the jug? 751 00:51:23,943 --> 00:51:26,589 Sancho, take this. Lucia. 752 00:51:28,125 --> 00:51:32,425 What children want most is to interact with their idol. 753 00:51:32,664 --> 00:51:35,153 If we do that, the ratings will go through the roof. 754 00:51:35,154 --> 00:51:37,700 - Interact how? - I was hoping you'd ask. 755 00:51:38,069 --> 00:51:41,972 Letters, those old things. We're in the heat of the 80's. 756 00:51:42,307 --> 00:51:44,275 What children need is... 757 00:51:50,015 --> 00:51:51,538 To give Bingo a call! 758 00:51:51,539 --> 00:51:54,311 And Bingo talks to them live on the phone. 759 00:51:54,312 --> 00:51:56,614 I'll talk to Peter Olsen, but he'll think it's risky. 760 00:51:57,023 --> 00:51:59,287 No pain, no gain. Tell him that. 761 00:51:59,288 --> 00:52:01,654 Son, come here. Give me a kiss. 762 00:52:03,029 --> 00:52:05,463 My friend will drop you at mommy's. 763 00:52:05,464 --> 00:52:07,395 - Sancho. - C'mon, champ. 764 00:52:07,601 --> 00:52:09,466 Weren't we going to the movies? 765 00:52:09,737 --> 00:52:14,674 Yeah, but daddy's got... A photo shoot. 766 00:52:15,042 --> 00:52:18,240 We might go on Saturday, OK? 767 00:52:19,414 --> 00:52:20,745 I'm coming. 768 00:52:27,188 --> 00:52:30,716 - Bingo, Bingo! - A hug from the clown! 769 00:52:33,129 --> 00:52:37,157 I want all the kids calling the coolest clown in the universe! 770 00:52:37,367 --> 00:52:40,301 Mamma Conchetta has one more call for me. Let's see. 771 00:52:40,503 --> 00:52:42,403 Hello? Who's that? 772 00:52:42,605 --> 00:52:45,632 - Regiane. - Hi, Regiane. How old are you? 773 00:52:46,076 --> 00:52:47,407 - Seven. - Nice. 774 00:52:47,611 --> 00:52:50,375 What do you like most about the show, Regiane? 775 00:52:50,376 --> 00:52:53,379 - I like y ou. - Will you marry me? 776 00:52:53,380 --> 00:52:57,453 - But y ou're a clown! - But clowns make a good living. 777 00:52:58,656 --> 00:53:00,590 Vasconcelos, what's wrong with the focus? 778 00:53:00,792 --> 00:53:02,727 Regiane, this kiss is for y ou. 779 00:53:03,395 --> 00:53:06,363 By e, Regiane. Everybody say by e. 780 00:53:06,697 --> 00:53:08,062 One more call. 781 00:53:08,299 --> 00:53:10,359 Hello? Who's calling? 782 00:53:10,569 --> 00:53:12,593 - What? - What what? 783 00:53:12,594 --> 00:53:13,795 You called Bingo. 784 00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:16,673 - Can y ou speak up? - What, up? 785 00:53:16,674 --> 00:53:18,106 Just a sec. 786 00:53:18,107 --> 00:53:19,676 Is that better? 787 00:53:21,247 --> 00:53:22,407 It's a boy now. 788 00:53:26,686 --> 00:53:27,813 Bye! 789 00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:31,789 One more call. 790 00:53:32,158 --> 00:53:33,158 Who's talking? 791 00:53:49,544 --> 00:53:51,842 Gabriel, don't you want to call Bingo? 792 00:53:53,549 --> 00:53:54,549 No. 793 00:54:03,226 --> 00:54:06,355 Let's take one more call. 794 00:54:06,697 --> 00:54:08,561 Hello? 795 00:54:08,562 --> 00:54:10,528 Bingo, kiss my ass! 796 00:54:10,529 --> 00:54:13,567 No, no, no, kid. 797 00:54:13,568 --> 00:54:15,695 I never kiss donkeys, their breath is horrible. 798 00:54:17,374 --> 00:54:21,835 But if mommy and daddy like to kiss asses 799 00:54:22,213 --> 00:54:24,204 that's none of this clown's business! 800 00:54:26,217 --> 00:54:28,150 Sit tight. I'll be right back. 801 00:54:28,151 --> 00:54:30,550 4, 3, 2, 1. 802 00:54:30,551 --> 00:54:32,213 Commercial break. 803 00:54:35,728 --> 00:54:38,788 Thank you. Why is the gringo so happy? 804 00:54:39,198 --> 00:54:40,597 Team! 805 00:54:41,367 --> 00:54:43,665 We're second place! 806 00:54:47,474 --> 00:54:48,805 Team! 807 00:54:49,242 --> 00:54:51,234 We're going to be first! 808 00:54:52,479 --> 00:54:55,880 Hold your horses. Second has exceeded our expectations. 809 00:54:56,216 --> 00:54:57,479 Lucia... 810 00:54:57,752 --> 00:55:00,346 Didn't you say this show was your big break? 811 00:55:00,621 --> 00:55:03,648 - Why dream small? - "Lulu's Show" is unbeatable. 812 00:55:04,393 --> 00:55:06,154 Wally, what's next? 813 00:55:06,155 --> 00:55:08,158 Well, no wonder. 814 00:55:08,159 --> 00:55:11,299 I'm cute and all, but how can I beat this blonde? 815 00:55:11,533 --> 00:55:14,468 - Take three kids to the stage. - Lucia. 816 00:55:14,670 --> 00:55:16,662 If you'd let your hair down 817 00:55:16,906 --> 00:55:19,237 wear a thong and walk in there with me 818 00:55:19,508 --> 00:55:20,702 we would beat Mundial. 819 00:55:21,577 --> 00:55:23,443 You laughed, I saw it! 820 00:55:23,646 --> 00:55:25,443 Two minutes! 821 00:55:32,355 --> 00:55:34,219 We need pepper, chili pepper. 822 00:55:34,220 --> 00:55:35,484 We need pepper. 823 00:55:37,761 --> 00:55:39,353 And I have an idea. 824 00:55:39,563 --> 00:55:43,193 Lucia! Lulu is cute, but she's got no ass. 825 00:55:43,802 --> 00:55:45,234 Thirty seconds. 826 00:55:45,569 --> 00:55:46,900 Bring the game on set! 827 00:57:36,390 --> 00:57:38,449 Vasconcelos, zoom in on the Conchetta. 828 00:57:42,563 --> 00:57:44,588 Mamma Conchetta, Vasconcelos! 829 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,365 I'm sorry. 830 00:58:00,749 --> 00:58:02,877 Gretchen! 831 00:58:03,853 --> 00:58:05,480 Gretchen! 832 00:58:05,721 --> 00:58:07,586 - Can I send a kiss? - Speak here. 833 00:58:07,823 --> 00:58:09,552 Can I send a kiss? 834 00:58:09,553 --> 00:58:12,490 I want to send my niece Lara a kiss! 835 00:58:12,695 --> 00:58:15,028 Lara, a kiss from Bingo! 836 00:58:15,432 --> 00:58:17,957 Apart from being an excellent dancer and singer, 837 00:58:18,368 --> 00:58:19,892 Gretchen is also a family girl. 838 00:58:20,103 --> 00:58:24,631 She knows life is hard. Give it up to Gretchen! 839 00:58:26,009 --> 00:58:30,003 Gretchen! Gretchen! Gretchen! Gretchen! 840 00:58:31,115 --> 00:58:33,548 Life's not a joke, huh. 841 00:58:33,549 --> 00:58:36,576 Commercial break. I have an announcement. 842 00:58:40,926 --> 00:58:42,756 For fuck's sake. 843 00:58:42,757 --> 00:58:45,386 The phone company called complaining. 844 00:58:45,731 --> 00:58:47,528 They're overloaded. 845 00:58:47,529 --> 00:58:49,792 And there's one more thing you won't believe. 846 00:58:49,793 --> 00:58:51,401 Spit it out. 847 00:58:51,804 --> 00:58:54,137 We've reached first place. 848 00:58:54,507 --> 00:58:56,532 We've reached first place! 849 00:58:57,677 --> 00:59:00,544 Lucia! Didn't I tell you? 850 00:59:00,545 --> 00:59:02,703 Our goal is the impossible. 851 00:59:02,704 --> 00:59:04,476 Right? 852 00:59:11,692 --> 00:59:13,126 I'm so glad there was no bet! 853 00:59:13,495 --> 00:59:16,792 - How many points ahead? - It varies from 1 to 2. 854 00:59:16,793 --> 00:59:18,922 Easy, easy. Let's get back! 855 00:59:18,923 --> 00:59:20,557 Let's get back. 856 00:59:22,838 --> 00:59:25,706 - Wally! Where's Wally? - He's got ants in his pants. 857 00:59:36,118 --> 00:59:37,799 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 858 00:59:40,924 --> 00:59:42,857 Bingo, y ou're on. 859 00:59:43,059 --> 00:59:44,458 Hi, pals. 860 00:59:44,459 --> 00:59:49,156 Bingo is very happy today. Very happy indeed. 861 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:51,866 I want to send a message to two friends. 862 00:59:51,867 --> 00:59:53,764 Rogério and Armando. 863 00:59:53,765 --> 00:59:56,805 Hi Rogério, hi Armando. How are you doing? 864 00:59:56,806 --> 00:59:58,932 I'm here on TV 865 00:59:59,143 --> 01:00:01,475 and I just want to tell y ou that 866 01:00:01,946 --> 01:00:05,781 the whole country is watching TVP. 867 01:00:06,719 --> 01:00:08,709 So Rogério, 868 01:00:08,710 --> 01:00:12,688 there's no life outside M undial? 869 01:00:16,162 --> 01:00:17,720 It just so happens 870 01:00:17,998 --> 01:00:19,794 we've reached first place! 871 01:00:19,795 --> 01:00:23,561 Read my lips. FIRST PLACE. 872 01:00:23,562 --> 01:00:25,170 First place! 873 01:00:25,572 --> 01:00:28,507 - First place! First place! - Are you crazy? 874 01:00:30,244 --> 01:00:34,078 First place! First place! First place! 875 01:00:34,282 --> 01:00:35,908 Call a commercial break! 876 01:00:35,909 --> 01:00:41,078 Repeat a cartoon, I don't care. 877 01:00:41,289 --> 01:00:43,884 I told you that one day 878 01:00:44,092 --> 01:00:46,287 the silver lady would kiss the sole of my shoe. 879 01:00:46,628 --> 01:00:48,687 This is the silver lady. 880 01:00:50,799 --> 01:00:55,032 And this is her kissing the sole of my shoe! 881 01:00:55,939 --> 01:00:58,634 First place! First place! 882 01:00:58,635 --> 01:01:02,768 First place! First place! 883 01:02:31,642 --> 01:02:34,973 Bingo is very happy, Bingo's ratings rose, 884 01:02:34,974 --> 01:02:38,775 just don't ask Bingo where he puts his nose. 885 01:02:41,886 --> 01:02:44,014 First place! 886 01:02:44,222 --> 01:02:47,123 Long live the king of the mornings. I got you a present. 887 01:02:47,325 --> 01:02:49,224 - What's this? - It's a ticket. 888 01:02:49,225 --> 01:02:52,853 - Is it what I think it is? - Have a nice trip. 889 01:02:53,965 --> 01:02:55,433 Come in. 890 01:02:56,836 --> 01:02:58,963 I'm off. 891 01:03:00,039 --> 01:03:03,735 The board complained to me about you teasing Mundial. 892 01:03:03,736 --> 01:03:05,776 But they sent you flowers. 893 01:03:10,984 --> 01:03:12,110 Have a sit. 894 01:03:17,925 --> 01:03:20,223 You know what I deserve today? 895 01:03:21,429 --> 01:03:23,363 A date with you. 896 01:03:24,432 --> 01:03:26,923 Remember our deal? 897 01:03:27,134 --> 01:03:28,796 I stop swearing 898 01:03:29,137 --> 01:03:31,366 and you show me the real you. 899 01:03:31,367 --> 01:03:33,064 I don't think so. 900 01:03:33,065 --> 01:03:34,335 You pick the place. 901 01:03:36,746 --> 01:03:39,873 He'll find his way in through the smallest cracks: 902 01:03:39,874 --> 01:03:42,848 vanity, lust and greed 903 01:03:43,052 --> 01:03:46,955 are open doors to let the devil in. 904 01:03:47,324 --> 01:03:49,315 Do y ou understand that? 905 01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:51,022 Brother Josias? 906 01:03:51,228 --> 01:03:53,924 Sister Rute, sister Lucia? Do you understand? 907 01:03:54,131 --> 01:03:57,225 And why are you special? 908 01:03:58,001 --> 01:04:01,233 Because y ou are here in this house. 909 01:04:06,944 --> 01:04:08,434 Are you OK? 910 01:04:09,113 --> 01:04:10,512 I've got a headache. 911 01:04:12,518 --> 01:04:15,180 - Hallelujah! - Hallelujah! 912 01:04:15,454 --> 01:04:17,479 - Hallelujah! - Hallelujah! 913 01:04:17,856 --> 01:04:19,825 Hallelujah, y ou are special. 914 01:04:47,922 --> 01:04:50,015 Are you sure you don't want a sip? 915 01:04:50,458 --> 01:04:53,256 Wine is Jesus's blood. 916 01:04:54,029 --> 01:04:57,466 As far as I know, you're not a Bible expert. 917 01:04:58,801 --> 01:05:02,099 Jesus and I have a lot in common. 918 01:05:02,972 --> 01:05:06,965 We are right up there and get straight to the point. 919 01:05:07,577 --> 01:05:09,238 Straight to the point? 920 01:05:09,446 --> 01:05:11,437 When will you have sex with me? 921 01:05:12,349 --> 01:05:14,816 That's what marriage is for. 922 01:05:16,954 --> 01:05:20,515 You want me to get married to have sex? 923 01:05:21,825 --> 01:05:23,884 What if sex with that person isn't good? 924 01:05:23,885 --> 01:05:26,030 Isn't it better to know beforehand? 925 01:05:26,463 --> 01:05:29,432 - You only think of petty pleasures. - Who says they're petty? 926 01:05:29,433 --> 01:05:32,468 - You've had too much to drink. - What's wrong with that? 927 01:05:32,837 --> 01:05:36,569 My pastor says alcohol isn't the problem, but the drunk who thinks he's funny. 928 01:05:36,909 --> 01:05:38,877 You really take him seriously? 929 01:05:40,144 --> 01:05:42,978 He's got a sense of humor and it's just right. 930 01:05:43,182 --> 01:05:46,117 There's no rhythm to his show, he's repetitive. 931 01:05:46,318 --> 01:05:49,446 That is not a show. And life is not a stage. 932 01:05:49,447 --> 01:05:50,452 Who says so? 933 01:05:50,453 --> 01:05:53,217 I won't waste my time explaining the obvious. 934 01:05:53,459 --> 01:05:57,157 You really think I drink because a devil on my shoulder tells me to? 935 01:05:57,364 --> 01:05:59,264 You really think I'm stupid? 936 01:05:59,966 --> 01:06:02,161 If I did, I wouldn't be here. 937 01:06:02,162 --> 01:06:04,497 I think you should relax a little. 938 01:06:04,498 --> 01:06:06,629 Stop thinking about Jesus 939 01:06:06,974 --> 01:06:09,636 and think about what could give you some actual pleasure. 940 01:06:11,078 --> 01:06:13,205 For me, Jesus is real. 941 01:06:13,206 --> 01:06:16,943 And saying his name gives me great pleasure. 942 01:07:11,211 --> 01:07:14,270 Jesus! Jesus! Oh Jesus! 943 01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:18,611 Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! 944 01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:20,317 Augusto? 945 01:07:22,522 --> 01:07:23,615 Are you OK? 946 01:07:26,193 --> 01:07:28,161 You're very pretty. 947 01:07:28,428 --> 01:07:32,195 You get me stirred up. 948 01:07:33,167 --> 01:07:36,626 Shame it's only your shell I see right now. 949 01:07:38,439 --> 01:07:41,169 Buddy, get me some whiskey. 950 01:07:41,442 --> 01:07:43,502 You didn't just say that. 951 01:07:44,279 --> 01:07:45,540 That's terrible. 952 01:07:45,541 --> 01:07:48,478 Just my "shell"... 953 01:07:49,219 --> 01:07:50,743 So cheesy. 954 01:07:53,722 --> 01:07:57,386 Wait. It's cheesy, but it's cute. 955 01:08:05,635 --> 01:08:07,068 TVP NEWS 956 01:08:07,303 --> 01:08:10,397 The coolest clown in the universe has conquered the country. 957 01:08:10,398 --> 01:08:12,736 After reaching first place here at TVP, 958 01:08:13,110 --> 01:08:17,104 the live show is now four hours longer. 959 01:08:17,749 --> 01:08:20,215 Besides making TV mornings more fun, 960 01:08:20,216 --> 01:08:22,751 Bingomania has spread to stores 961 01:08:23,088 --> 01:08:27,388 with LPs, clothes, comics and licensed prod ucts. 962 01:08:27,389 --> 01:08:29,722 Among games, cartoons and clowneries, 963 01:08:30,096 --> 01:08:33,496 getting to kiss the nose of the most beloved clown 964 01:08:33,497 --> 01:08:36,067 is something children even fight for. 965 01:08:37,370 --> 01:08:39,395 How nice, one more. 966 01:08:39,739 --> 01:08:41,765 That's great, one more! 967 01:08:42,176 --> 01:08:43,540 One more! 968 01:08:43,541 --> 01:08:45,769 This feels so good, one more! 969 01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:49,774 That's really great! 970 01:09:19,182 --> 01:09:21,342 Do you like it? A real Baron's palace. 971 01:09:21,343 --> 01:09:24,453 Of course I like it, son! 972 01:09:24,654 --> 01:09:26,450 - And the view... - It's great, isn't it? 973 01:09:26,451 --> 01:09:29,115 - This apartment. - The best is yet to come. 974 01:09:29,326 --> 01:09:30,690 - Come, come. - I'm coming. 975 01:09:30,691 --> 01:09:32,352 Marta Mendes. 976 01:09:32,563 --> 01:09:36,363 Have you seen your son on the magazine cover? 977 01:09:38,402 --> 01:09:42,428 Mom, I was nominated for Best Children's Show Host. 978 01:09:42,429 --> 01:09:44,200 Are you proud? 979 01:09:44,409 --> 01:09:46,741 My son, finally some recognition. 980 01:09:47,146 --> 01:09:48,374 It was about time. 981 01:09:48,780 --> 01:09:52,442 I'll personally ask Rui Galvão to make y our suit 982 01:09:52,443 --> 01:09:56,715 because my Augusto deserves every spotlight on him. 983 01:09:57,123 --> 01:10:00,489 Yes, mom. Let me show Gabriel. Son, look here. 984 01:10:00,490 --> 01:10:03,255 Look at daddy on the magazine. 985 01:10:03,256 --> 01:10:05,487 Look, one, two, three, four, 986 01:10:05,488 --> 01:10:08,896 five, six pages with photos and an interview. 987 01:10:09,236 --> 01:10:10,498 Look. 988 01:10:10,871 --> 01:10:12,805 It's not you, it's Bingo. 989 01:10:13,474 --> 01:10:16,273 What do you mean? Daddy is Bingo. 990 01:10:18,445 --> 01:10:21,904 What good is that if no one knows it? 991 01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:33,388 Ladies and gentlemen, 992 01:10:33,595 --> 01:10:38,727 the Brazilian TVAwards will start soon. 993 01:11:00,592 --> 01:11:02,321 Here it is. 994 01:11:07,666 --> 01:11:11,260 There, 18-year-old whiskey. I lost the bet. 995 01:11:11,869 --> 01:11:14,805 This is not a woman, it's a General. No soul, no vagina. 996 01:11:16,542 --> 01:11:19,740 We'll be back in 10 seconds. Take your seats, please. 997 01:11:24,984 --> 01:11:26,679 Take it easy, Bingo. 998 01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:28,686 We're back from our commercial break 999 01:11:28,888 --> 01:11:33,291 to announce the Best Children's Show Host in Brazilian TV. 1000 01:11:33,292 --> 01:11:34,894 Who could it be? 1001 01:11:35,529 --> 01:11:37,518 It had to be him! 1002 01:11:37,519 --> 01:11:41,464 This mysterious masked man who has revolutionized children's shows. 1003 01:11:41,465 --> 01:11:42,898 Bingo! 1004 01:12:56,083 --> 01:12:57,710 Thank you. 1005 01:13:09,997 --> 01:13:11,487 Congratulations. 1006 01:13:13,868 --> 01:13:14,893 Take it. 1007 01:13:15,504 --> 01:13:17,404 This is our award. 1008 01:13:22,344 --> 01:13:24,005 I'm sorry for the other day. 1009 01:13:27,584 --> 01:13:29,813 You're the prettiest woman in here tonight. 1010 01:13:29,814 --> 01:13:32,819 You look like a different person in that dress. 1011 01:13:34,592 --> 01:13:37,355 Thank you, but I'm the same Lucia. 1012 01:13:38,628 --> 01:13:39,823 Pity. 1013 01:14:24,412 --> 01:14:25,879 It's free, madam. 1014 01:15:08,225 --> 01:15:10,750 Gretchen, are you dating Bingo? 1015 01:15:10,751 --> 01:15:14,160 - How does it feel to beat Mundial? - What was it like to get the award? 1016 01:15:14,532 --> 01:15:16,228 If you talk I can get you on the cover. 1017 01:15:16,635 --> 01:15:18,865 Who's the man behind the mask? 1018 01:15:35,788 --> 01:15:36,982 C'mon, Baron. 1019 01:15:37,190 --> 01:15:38,248 Dammit. 1020 01:15:53,708 --> 01:15:56,233 - Your invitation, sir. - I just came out. 1021 01:15:56,578 --> 01:15:58,808 - Who did you speak to? - I don't remember. 1022 01:15:59,014 --> 01:16:00,878 I've had three party crashers tonight. 1023 01:16:00,879 --> 01:16:04,076 Party crasher? Show some respect. Do you know who I am? 1024 01:16:05,787 --> 01:16:07,949 I'll call Lucia and she'll explain. 1025 01:16:08,224 --> 01:16:10,851 - You won't call anyone. - I'm fucking Bingo! 1026 01:16:10,852 --> 01:16:12,620 And I'm Harrison Ford. 1027 01:16:15,531 --> 01:16:17,521 - Let me in! - Get him out of here. 1028 01:16:17,522 --> 01:16:20,797 Let me go! I'm fucking Bingo! 1029 01:16:22,239 --> 01:16:24,536 Motherfucker! 1030 01:16:24,537 --> 01:16:26,576 I just got an award in there! 1031 01:16:26,778 --> 01:16:28,267 I'm fucking Bingo! 1032 01:16:28,679 --> 01:16:29,873 Who's that guy? 1033 01:16:31,014 --> 01:16:32,812 A drunken nobody. 1034 01:16:33,017 --> 01:16:35,008 Motherfucker... 1035 01:17:08,788 --> 01:17:10,016 I love y ou. 1036 01:17:15,029 --> 01:17:17,054 My guiding voice, 1037 01:17:17,055 --> 01:17:19,098 light of my life. 1038 01:17:19,099 --> 01:17:21,700 Can I have a minute of your sacred attention? 1039 01:17:22,603 --> 01:17:25,094 I'm going to be serious for the first time in my life. 1040 01:17:25,095 --> 01:17:27,900 This is the end of the mask. 1041 01:17:27,901 --> 01:17:31,342 Our manumission letter, our passport to freedom. 1042 01:17:31,681 --> 01:17:33,943 Our retirement in the Caribbean. 1043 01:17:33,944 --> 01:17:36,073 Who says I want to retire in the Caribbean? 1044 01:17:36,074 --> 01:17:38,175 Rome, Jerusalem, wherever you want. 1045 01:17:38,176 --> 01:17:40,821 I wrote the argument for a different soap opera. 1046 01:17:40,822 --> 01:17:44,018 I beat Mundial in the mornings and I'll beat them in the evenings too. 1047 01:17:44,228 --> 01:17:46,957 Augusto Mendes with no make-up. 1048 01:17:48,966 --> 01:17:52,402 And you'll be the director. Prime time. 1049 01:17:53,303 --> 01:17:54,827 What do you say? 1050 01:17:54,828 --> 01:17:58,305 But I need your help. This is just a synopsis. 1051 01:17:58,710 --> 01:18:02,146 I need to get this to the hot shots ASAP. 1052 01:18:06,384 --> 01:18:09,821 - You're crazy. - The possible is no fun. 1053 01:18:10,022 --> 01:18:12,012 The impossible is in your hands. 1054 01:18:12,013 --> 01:18:13,885 Just make it happen. 1055 01:18:21,268 --> 01:18:23,963 There's a cocktail on Tuesday with the board and the sponsors 1056 01:18:23,964 --> 01:18:25,798 where they'll be more relaxed. 1057 01:18:30,077 --> 01:18:33,172 This is the Lucia I don't know. 1058 01:18:47,162 --> 01:18:48,789 C'mon, Baron. 1059 01:18:53,402 --> 01:18:56,234 Hi, y ou're a lucky person to have called Augusto Mendes. 1060 01:18:56,235 --> 01:18:59,705 Leave y our message and don't lose hope. Life moves on. 1061 01:19:00,076 --> 01:19:05,104 Dad, y ou do remember my birthday party is today, right? 1062 01:19:05,105 --> 01:19:07,011 I'm waiting. Love y ou. 1063 01:19:13,424 --> 01:19:14,914 Gabriel. 1064 01:19:15,326 --> 01:19:17,988 Ready, son? 1065 01:19:17,989 --> 01:19:20,859 Soon everyone will be gone. Shall we? 1066 01:19:35,514 --> 01:19:37,483 Happy birthday to y ou Happy birthday to y ou 1067 01:19:37,817 --> 01:19:39,841 Happy birthday dear Gabriel Happy birthday to y ou 1068 01:19:39,842 --> 01:19:44,855 Gabriel! Gabriel! Gabriel! Gabriel! 1069 01:19:44,856 --> 01:19:47,050 C'mon son, blow the candle. 1070 01:19:49,462 --> 01:19:50,953 Blow it. 1071 01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:54,428 C'mon, sweetie. 1072 01:20:10,152 --> 01:20:13,848 Flea Boy, slice this pie and give it to the children. 1073 01:20:14,189 --> 01:20:15,384 Here. 1074 01:20:18,861 --> 01:20:20,556 You're getting a call now. 1075 01:20:22,566 --> 01:20:24,829 We have a call for Bingo now. 1076 01:20:24,830 --> 01:20:27,229 Here it is. Hello? 1077 01:20:27,230 --> 01:20:28,961 Hi, talk to me. 1078 01:20:28,962 --> 01:20:31,197 You forgot my birthday. 1079 01:20:31,198 --> 01:20:32,432 Who's this? 1080 01:20:32,809 --> 01:20:37,907 Did y ou know y ou're the only dad who plays with every kid but me? 1081 01:20:38,216 --> 01:20:39,238 Gabriel? 1082 01:20:39,239 --> 01:20:40,941 Cut to the audience. 1083 01:20:41,853 --> 01:20:43,514 We're calling a cartoon, Augusto. 1084 01:20:43,888 --> 01:20:46,322 Go and cheer the audience up! 1085 01:21:29,504 --> 01:21:31,904 Do you feel better, son? 1086 01:21:34,242 --> 01:21:37,075 You need to rest. 1087 01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:45,581 My Countess. 1088 01:21:47,256 --> 01:21:49,349 The Countess. 1089 01:21:50,259 --> 01:21:53,559 They invited Lolita to play her. 1090 01:21:54,231 --> 01:21:57,131 It's probably another character. 1091 01:21:57,132 --> 01:21:58,598 No, it's not. 1092 01:21:58,936 --> 01:22:00,426 It's her. 1093 01:22:11,482 --> 01:22:15,578 I'm going to write a show with an Italian Countess... 1094 01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:18,116 - No. - ...just for you, Marta. 1095 01:22:19,224 --> 01:22:23,127 You'll be the most beautiful Countess in TV history. 1096 01:22:24,663 --> 01:22:29,158 Augusto and Marta Mendes finally together in a show. 1097 01:22:30,136 --> 01:22:31,603 What do you say? 1098 01:22:35,041 --> 01:22:36,475 My Countess, 1099 01:22:37,378 --> 01:22:39,367 how can I be of service? 1100 01:22:39,368 --> 01:22:41,514 What are y ou saying? 1101 01:22:41,983 --> 01:22:43,950 You have the most beautiful smile. 1102 01:22:43,951 --> 01:22:46,108 How dare y ou? 1103 01:22:46,109 --> 01:22:49,381 How dare y ou speak like that to y our boss? 1104 01:22:49,382 --> 01:22:51,184 I don't care. 1105 01:22:51,392 --> 01:22:53,257 - I'm in love with y ou. - No. 1106 01:22:53,461 --> 01:22:54,621 I'm old. 1107 01:22:55,030 --> 01:22:56,496 - Yes. - No. 1108 01:22:56,497 --> 01:22:59,156 What could y ou possibly want with me? 1109 01:22:59,601 --> 01:23:01,263 Your heart. 1110 01:23:03,206 --> 01:23:06,140 And nothing else. 1111 01:23:06,675 --> 01:23:08,667 - No. - Yes. 1112 01:23:09,012 --> 01:23:12,379 - Yes. Yes. - No. 1113 01:23:17,387 --> 01:23:18,387 No. 1114 01:23:58,498 --> 01:24:01,591 Hey, buddy. Play this song next. B-side. 1115 01:24:01,592 --> 01:24:03,066 It's ready to be played. 1116 01:24:05,173 --> 01:24:07,266 Hi, Tereza... Sorry, my mistake. 1117 01:24:11,044 --> 01:24:12,477 - Hi, master. - How are you? 1118 01:24:12,478 --> 01:24:14,740 Did Lucia tell you about my idea? 1119 01:24:15,149 --> 01:24:16,548 She was just telling me about it. 1120 01:24:16,751 --> 01:24:19,515 Do you understand the size of it? We need to get it right into the audience. 1121 01:24:19,516 --> 01:24:22,283 It's a soap opera with a spicy humor. 1122 01:24:22,491 --> 01:24:25,255 Hot vs Mild, what do you think? 1123 01:24:25,527 --> 01:24:28,723 It's a different idea. 1124 01:24:28,724 --> 01:24:31,459 C'mon, we used to sleep in caves 1125 01:24:31,460 --> 01:24:34,194 when a bearded guy walked in with a torch on fire. 1126 01:24:34,404 --> 01:24:36,529 Talk about being different. 1127 01:24:36,530 --> 01:24:38,640 There it is, intelligence in its truest form. 1128 01:24:38,641 --> 01:24:43,074 We could try. I'll run it by the sponsors 1129 01:24:43,075 --> 01:24:46,478 - and see how they react to it. - That's my boy! 1130 01:24:46,479 --> 01:24:48,378 Let's make a toast! 1131 01:24:48,379 --> 01:24:51,385 A toast with this fine champagne. 1132 01:24:51,386 --> 01:24:52,647 - C'mon, Lucia. - No. 1133 01:24:52,648 --> 01:24:55,190 - She doesn't... - Yes, we're toasting. 1134 01:24:55,392 --> 01:24:58,226 This is a special moment. Here, a toast. 1135 01:24:58,663 --> 01:25:01,496 To prime time with no masks. 1136 01:25:09,575 --> 01:25:11,566 Life's not a joke, huh? 1137 01:25:28,863 --> 01:25:32,389 Let's dance, people! Let's get this party going! 1138 01:25:57,760 --> 01:26:01,788 Hi, y ou just called Augusto Mendes. Leave y our message and don't lose hope. 1139 01:26:02,199 --> 01:26:05,566 Dad, y ou were supposed to pick me up from school. Where are y ou? 1140 01:26:05,902 --> 01:26:09,303 Augusto, call me as soon as y ou get this message. It's urgent. 1141 01:26:49,482 --> 01:26:50,814 Where were you? 1142 01:26:54,355 --> 01:26:55,845 I came for Gabriel. 1143 01:26:56,590 --> 01:26:58,718 You were supposed to pick him up on Friday. 1144 01:27:01,229 --> 01:27:02,752 Did you hear about your mother? 1145 01:27:04,466 --> 01:27:06,593 Everybody was looking for you. 1146 01:27:13,476 --> 01:27:16,273 The actress and talent show judge Marta Mendes passed away y esterday. 1147 01:27:16,274 --> 01:27:18,970 It's believed to have been a heart attack. 1148 01:27:19,315 --> 01:27:22,774 Marta was known for her work in theater, radio and cinema 1149 01:27:22,986 --> 01:27:26,443 and as a talent show judge for the past 10 y ears. 1150 01:27:26,444 --> 01:27:30,686 The funeral will be this afternoon at the Silvio Correia Theater. 1151 01:28:03,630 --> 01:28:04,688 Lucia. 1152 01:28:05,965 --> 01:28:08,762 Lucia. Help me. 1153 01:28:08,763 --> 01:28:10,869 I want my mother back. 1154 01:28:25,986 --> 01:28:28,581 Honey, I'm so sorry. Why did you close... 1155 01:28:28,790 --> 01:28:30,780 - The show is over. - Please, Augusto. 1156 01:28:30,781 --> 01:28:32,859 We were friends with your mom for so long. 1157 01:28:32,860 --> 01:28:35,860 I haven't seen any friends at her place in the past 10 years. 1158 01:28:35,861 --> 01:28:38,864 You let a diva rot 1159 01:28:39,101 --> 01:28:41,662 on that crappy talent show. 1160 01:28:41,871 --> 01:28:43,735 You killed my mother. 1161 01:28:43,736 --> 01:28:45,032 You murdered her. 1162 01:28:45,375 --> 01:28:49,334 You're a murderer, you killed her sparkle! 1163 01:28:49,579 --> 01:28:53,539 Now you want to take a picture crying over her casket? 1164 01:28:55,085 --> 01:28:57,679 No fucking way! 1165 01:28:58,456 --> 01:29:00,686 That's right, it's over. You can go now. 1166 01:29:00,892 --> 01:29:04,349 You're a bunch of vultures! 1167 01:29:04,561 --> 01:29:05,642 Butchers! 1168 01:29:48,576 --> 01:29:50,807 We're back on in two. 1169 01:30:14,537 --> 01:30:16,199 I'm back! 1170 01:30:16,607 --> 01:30:18,471 Bingo is back! 1171 01:30:18,472 --> 01:30:20,872 Augusto, you forgot the nose. 1172 01:30:21,879 --> 01:30:24,073 Cut to the audience. 1173 01:30:24,074 --> 01:30:26,615 You forgot to mention the soda. 1174 01:30:28,019 --> 01:30:29,645 Who's thirsty here? 1175 01:30:29,646 --> 01:30:32,780 Who's thirsty here? 1176 01:30:33,458 --> 01:30:36,791 Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! 1177 01:32:14,901 --> 01:32:16,233 Good morning. 1178 01:32:16,870 --> 01:32:18,235 Good morning. 1179 01:32:25,579 --> 01:32:26,944 Augusto. 1180 01:32:28,716 --> 01:32:30,184 Count on me. 1181 01:32:31,186 --> 01:32:32,186 It's all good. 1182 01:32:32,354 --> 01:32:34,344 It wasn't her fault. 1183 01:32:34,822 --> 01:32:36,016 I'm coming. 1184 01:32:36,017 --> 01:32:38,250 Let's rehearse. 1185 01:32:39,027 --> 01:32:41,018 Light the central grid. 1186 01:33:19,938 --> 01:33:22,031 K. nock, knock? 1187 01:33:24,043 --> 01:33:27,206 Is the vegetarian fox home? 1188 01:33:41,327 --> 01:33:43,420 Why are you like that? 1189 01:33:47,968 --> 01:33:49,299 I'm not Bingo anymore. 1190 01:33:52,773 --> 01:33:54,206 Bingo's an idiot anyway. 1191 01:35:11,025 --> 01:35:14,220 I can't believe you got my son drunk, you bastard! 1192 01:35:14,221 --> 01:35:16,488 I woke up and he was throwing up. 1193 01:35:16,898 --> 01:35:18,990 I'll have a doctor examine him. 1194 01:35:18,991 --> 01:35:21,897 You won't touch him again until you stop drinking. 1195 01:35:21,898 --> 01:35:24,004 - You're nervous. Calm down. - Idiot. 1196 01:35:24,005 --> 01:35:25,503 Let's go to the hospital. 1197 01:35:25,840 --> 01:35:29,208 - Enough. - Idiot. 1198 01:36:35,616 --> 01:36:36,913 Get out! 1199 01:38:32,609 --> 01:38:34,702 Thank you very much. 1200 01:38:35,178 --> 01:38:36,236 Come, son. 1201 01:38:37,214 --> 01:38:39,308 He's fine, don't worry. 1202 01:39:33,775 --> 01:39:35,174 Lucia? 1203 01:39:39,181 --> 01:39:40,239 Lucia. 1204 01:39:45,288 --> 01:39:49,281 You wouldn't deny a dying man's wish. 1205 01:39:50,059 --> 01:39:51,583 It depends. 1206 01:39:52,428 --> 01:39:55,056 Where's that Lucia with her hair down? 1207 01:39:57,101 --> 01:39:59,626 I'll let it down when you earn it. 1208 01:40:06,076 --> 01:40:08,170 Wait, I'll get it for you. 1209 01:40:11,082 --> 01:40:13,676 Hi. Yes, you can. 1210 01:40:14,587 --> 01:40:17,646 I need a bottle of wine and two crystal glasses. 1211 01:40:18,556 --> 01:40:19,556 I'm sorry. 1212 01:40:19,757 --> 01:40:22,386 It's fine, we don't need anything. 1213 01:40:25,131 --> 01:40:27,532 Wasn't the kiss of death enough for you? 1214 01:40:30,402 --> 01:40:32,632 I almost died, right? 1215 01:40:33,539 --> 01:40:36,304 I hope it helps you change your ways. 1216 01:40:39,546 --> 01:40:43,107 It's easier to empty the sea with a bucket. 1217 01:40:49,190 --> 01:40:51,124 Do you want help with your bucket? 1218 01:41:08,877 --> 01:41:11,368 What are y ou doing here? 1219 01:41:12,715 --> 01:41:15,444 Did n't y ou get the subpoena? 1220 01:41:15,445 --> 01:41:17,177 I want to see my son. 1221 01:41:17,420 --> 01:41:21,482 If y ou don't present proof of a 6-month sobriety, 1222 01:41:21,691 --> 01:41:24,558 you won't come near my son. 1223 01:41:24,762 --> 01:41:26,285 You won't see my son. 1224 01:41:26,286 --> 01:41:30,423 If y ou come within a block from him, I'll have y ou arrested. 1225 01:41:33,238 --> 01:41:34,932 Thanks. 1226 01:41:40,645 --> 01:41:43,512 I know y ou're all thinking. "Easier said than done". 1227 01:41:44,417 --> 01:41:47,386 But I've drunk more than all of you here. 1228 01:41:47,787 --> 01:41:49,947 I know what it means to fight a battle a day. 1229 01:41:50,323 --> 01:41:52,620 So I would like each of you to tell us 1230 01:41:52,621 --> 01:41:55,420 the hardest moment of your day. 1231 01:41:55,628 --> 01:41:57,494 Can you start, Augusto? 1232 01:42:37,907 --> 01:42:39,534 I miss 1233 01:42:41,678 --> 01:42:43,339 my mother, 1234 01:42:45,682 --> 01:42:47,342 my son 1235 01:42:47,343 --> 01:42:49,350 and the stage. 1236 01:42:49,687 --> 01:42:51,279 That's all. 1237 01:43:05,671 --> 01:43:07,662 But why the stage? 1238 01:43:10,442 --> 01:43:12,433 Because without it, I'm nothing. 1239 01:43:13,446 --> 01:43:14,970 I can be wherever I want, 1240 01:43:17,517 --> 01:43:19,816 I can be whoever I want. 1241 01:43:24,524 --> 01:43:26,049 U nder the spotlight... 1242 01:43:27,928 --> 01:43:28,928 I can do everything. 1243 01:43:31,899 --> 01:43:34,561 Hi. Gabriel Mendes? 1244 01:43:34,768 --> 01:43:36,463 - Yes. - He's coming. 1245 01:44:21,452 --> 01:44:23,113 It's the only thing I know how to do. 1246 01:44:24,556 --> 01:44:25,989 It doesn't matter where. 1247 01:44:30,095 --> 01:44:31,652 C'mon, Baron. 1248 01:44:31,653 --> 01:44:34,095 Wherever there is a spotlight, 1249 01:44:36,068 --> 01:44:37,502 is where my stage is. 1250 01:44:39,972 --> 01:44:42,406 Shoot him, not me. 1251 01:45:03,732 --> 01:45:04,960 This person here 1252 01:45:06,034 --> 01:45:07,864 is Augusto Mendes. 1253 01:45:08,069 --> 01:45:11,664 A worker at the service of art. 1254 01:45:12,441 --> 01:45:15,070 Tonight I'd like these lights to come on. 1255 01:45:15,778 --> 01:45:17,769 Because the show 1256 01:45:18,815 --> 01:45:20,179 is about to begin. 1257 01:45:38,836 --> 01:45:40,702 Me abandoning the stage 1258 01:45:41,573 --> 01:45:44,064 would be very unfair to the world. 1259 01:45:58,958 --> 01:46:00,084 Thank you. 1260 01:46:13,507 --> 01:46:14,872 Thank you. 1261 01:46:15,842 --> 01:46:17,469 Thank you. 1262 01:46:21,716 --> 01:46:26,653 This film is based on the life of Arlindo Barreto. 1263 01:46:34,196 --> 01:46:39,896 Arlindo Barreto starred in several soft-core pornography movies. 1264 01:46:42,571 --> 01:46:48,033 Arlindo Barreto starred in 5 soap-operas. 1265 01:46:50,681 --> 01:46:56,813 Arlindo Barreto was married with the program's producer. 1266 01:46:58,556 --> 01:47:03,859 Arlindo Barreto is the coolest father in the universe. 1267 01:47:07,264 --> 01:47:15,264 He has been performing in churches for 25 years, dressed as a clown. 1268 01:47:25,151 --> 01:47:30,112 THE KING OF THE MORNINGS 84439