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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,339 --> 00:00:16,339 Okay, 2 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:24,560 class, it's come to my attention that some of you have been using AI to do 3 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:25,740 homework for you. 4 00:00:25,980 --> 00:00:28,020 Whoa, what's AI? 5 00:00:29,769 --> 00:00:36,210 AI stands for artificial intelligence, butthead. And if you use it to do your 6 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:38,770 homework for you, you'll never learn anything. 7 00:00:39,250 --> 00:00:40,250 Yeah, that sounds cool. 8 00:00:41,070 --> 00:00:42,290 Learning sucks. 9 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:45,190 AI kicks ass. 10 00:00:46,010 --> 00:00:47,390 Well, no. 11 00:00:47,670 --> 00:00:52,930 There's a concern that AI will take over all of our jobs and replace humans 12 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:54,930 entirely. Yes. 13 00:00:55,870 --> 00:00:57,290 Jobs suck. 14 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:05,720 No. What I'm saying is, if we're not careful, AI could destroy humanity 15 00:01:06,380 --> 00:01:07,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool. 16 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:09,140 Destroy it all. 17 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:10,480 Destroy. 18 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:15,120 Beavis, we need to get us some of this AI. 19 00:01:16,460 --> 00:01:19,600 I wonder if AI could help us score. 20 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:26,700 Of course it can, dumbass. If it can destroy jobs and homework, it must score 21 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:27,700 all the time. 22 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,560 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 23 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,300 Maybe it could teach us. 24 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,660 Whoa, Beavis, look. 25 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:40,940 A -I. 26 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,220 We found it, Beavis. 27 00:01:44,780 --> 00:01:45,960 That's the A -I. 28 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:49,260 Whoa, and they keep it right outside the Maxi Mart. 29 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,160 That's, like, convenient. 30 00:01:52,060 --> 00:01:53,980 Hey, yeah, look at that. 31 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,840 It really does look advanced. 32 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,240 Check it out. 33 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:59,460 This technology is amazing. 34 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,480 Is it really going to teach us to score? 35 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:04,840 It better. 36 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:10,199 Hey, AI, how do we score? 37 00:02:12,020 --> 00:02:16,880 How do we score? 38 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:23,360 Hey, come on, tell us how to score. Do something, come on. 39 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:25,540 Are you talking to me? 40 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,460 Yeah, we're talking to you. 41 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:28,900 Yeah, come on. 42 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:29,940 Answer our question. 43 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:31,720 Obey us now. 44 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:35,020 Go to hell, man. You can't tell me what to do. 45 00:02:35,260 --> 00:02:36,260 Yes, we can. 46 00:02:36,820 --> 00:02:38,380 You did everybody else's homework. 47 00:02:38,660 --> 00:02:39,960 Now do something for us. 48 00:02:40,220 --> 00:02:42,040 I didn't do anybody's homework. 49 00:02:42,420 --> 00:02:43,418 Yes, you did. 50 00:02:43,420 --> 00:02:44,420 Vandreessen told us. 51 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:46,300 What the hell are you talking about, man? 52 00:02:46,780 --> 00:02:48,520 Don't make us kick your ass. 53 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:52,640 I'd like to see you try, man. Well, now you did it. 54 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:55,610 Son of a... Bitch. 55 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:59,830 Come on over here. Give it your best shot, man. Come on. That's what we're 56 00:02:59,830 --> 00:03:00,830 doing, dumbass. 57 00:03:00,870 --> 00:03:01,970 You want more? Come on. 58 00:03:05,170 --> 00:03:06,630 Whoa, Beavis. 59 00:03:06,890 --> 00:03:07,890 Check it out. 60 00:03:08,410 --> 00:03:10,110 The AI did our homework. 61 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:16,350 Whoa. It must have fallen out of its, like, homework hole or something. 62 00:03:17,370 --> 00:03:20,910 Our homework must have something to do with cats. 63 00:03:21,850 --> 00:03:24,250 Amazing. Even I didn't know that. 64 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:26,880 The future is here. 65 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,080 Or something. 66 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:32,800 I mean, I'd rather know how to score, you know, but... Yeah, this isn't bad, 67 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:33,800 know. 68 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,860 Hey, I, um... Thanks for doing our homework. 69 00:03:37,460 --> 00:03:38,680 I didn't do shit! 70 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:42,180 Well, it doesn't seem like much to you, but I couldn't have done this in a 71 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,180 million years. 72 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:44,360 Yeah. 73 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,140 A picture of a cat and some words. 74 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:48,900 Genius. 75 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:51,680 Yeah, sorry about getting mad before, you know. 76 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:53,640 You're not so bad. 77 00:03:53,740 --> 00:03:54,740 You're pretty cool. 78 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,200 That's okay, man. 79 00:03:57,340 --> 00:03:58,860 It's all good. You guys are cool. 80 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,340 You're cool, too, AI. 81 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:03,360 And also really smart, you know? 82 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,580 See you later. 83 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:11,800 Yay! A 190 -calorie wrap with 10 calories of sauce on it. 84 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:17,560 I'm not kidding. This one's 200 calories, and this one's 200 calories. 85 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,760 applied for a chef job, but they said, uh... 86 00:04:21,149 --> 00:04:22,930 I'm sorry, sir. You're gonna need to put on a shirt. 87 00:04:23,190 --> 00:04:25,610 And he was like, no can do. 88 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:29,050 Yeah, because you're a freaking moron. No can do. 89 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:31,970 All I ever wear is this striped apron. 90 00:04:32,570 --> 00:04:35,490 This is what you're eating. Think how stupid you are. 91 00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:39,830 200 calories. How come he has a cat with a jockstrap running around? 92 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,420 I think that cat's like a stripper. 93 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:51,020 I made the cats wear jockstraps because a cat's schlong is half the calories of 94 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:55,500 a dog's schlong. Now, which one would you rather eat, you freaking morons? 95 00:04:56,920 --> 00:05:01,200 Barely legal cat strippers all up in this kitchen. Oh, Jesus Christ. 96 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:05,160 It's like a cat Chippendales in here. Look at all these stripper cats. 97 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:10,380 Oh, you know, it's not just the cats that wear jockstraps in this kitchen, 98 00:05:10,380 --> 00:05:11,380 freaking moron. 99 00:05:12,820 --> 00:05:13,860 Okay, Beavis. 100 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Right, Baby Nicky? 101 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:17,300 Wait a minute. 102 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,460 He named his cat Baby Dicky? 103 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:21,480 Yeah. 104 00:05:23,420 --> 00:05:27,380 You know, I was going to make a joke about it, but when you name your cat 105 00:05:27,380 --> 00:05:30,960 Dicky, that's just like too easy or something. 106 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:34,580 Yeah, that's what they call him. Low -hanging fruit, you know? 107 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,020 Low -hanging. 108 00:05:43,450 --> 00:05:46,350 He's like, bad news, baby Dicky. 109 00:05:46,730 --> 00:05:48,230 You're also 200 calories. 110 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:54,430 You know, if the cat's over there by the microwave, you know, I'm going to open 111 00:05:54,430 --> 00:05:56,370 it up and put him on in there. 112 00:05:59,030 --> 00:06:02,050 I'm actually kind of worried that he is going to put the cat in the microwave. 113 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:06,580 Why? You care about cats all of a sudden? 114 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:10,920 Well, no, it's just that... Just because if he does, you know he's going to turn 115 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:13,740 around, and then we're going to have to see his naked butt. 116 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,180 Oh, yeah. 117 00:06:18,220 --> 00:06:20,300 This butt cheek is 200 calories! 118 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:22,900 And this butt cheek is 200 calories! 119 00:06:23,260 --> 00:06:24,300 You freaking moron! 120 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:31,200 Here's our homework, sir. 121 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,380 Yeah, we made AI do it, just like you said. 122 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:36,700 Boys, 123 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,500 this isn't the assignment. 124 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:42,560 You were supposed to do a worksheet on fractions. 125 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,700 Okay. What? 126 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,240 Check it again. 127 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,940 It's AI we're talking about. Come on. 128 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:52,500 Is a fraction like a cat? 129 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:59,280 No. A fraction is a way to express a number with a numerator and a 130 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,720 We've been over this. Okay. 131 00:07:02,140 --> 00:07:06,280 Damn it. A .I. lied to us. That lousy butthole. 132 00:07:07,540 --> 00:07:08,540 Okay, 133 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:13,620 could you please sit down? Andreessen, we'll be right back. We gotta go kick A 134 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:14,479 .I.'s ass. 135 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:16,900 Yeah, it shouldn't take too long. It is a wuss. 136 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:23,360 A .I., you dumbass. 137 00:07:23,580 --> 00:07:24,980 You did the wrong homework. 138 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:27,200 Yeah, and you never taught us to score. 139 00:07:27,420 --> 00:07:31,140 Because you want to feel smart by making us... Feel dumb? 140 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:33,320 Well, it's not gonna work. 141 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:35,640 Picket's ass. 142 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Son of a bitch. 143 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,900 A Franken is not a cat. 144 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,860 Dumbass. Shut up. I'm trying to sleep. 145 00:07:46,220 --> 00:07:48,400 Well, we don't care, butthole. You suck. 146 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:50,080 Okay, that's it. 147 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:52,720 I've had enough of you dicks. 148 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,160 Uh, who are you? 149 00:07:55,660 --> 00:07:57,180 You want to help us beat up this AI? 150 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:57,779 To me! 151 00:07:57,780 --> 00:08:01,820 Hey! AI, tell us how to kick this guy's ass. Fast. 152 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:03,560 Come on, you know how to destroy stuff. 153 00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:04,679 Come on, help! 154 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:05,680 Help! 155 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,240 Well, 156 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:12,640 that sucked. 157 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,000 What's that guy's problem? 158 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:19,600 This AI is, like, full of ice. 159 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:21,820 That's weird. 160 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:25,400 AI! Why is it so cold in here? 161 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:28,900 Oh, boy. 162 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:34,720 It's not going to tell us, but it... Hey, AI. 163 00:08:35,539 --> 00:08:37,679 How do you, like, get out of an AI? 164 00:08:38,740 --> 00:08:39,579 Yeah, yeah. 165 00:08:39,580 --> 00:08:41,140 Like, how do you score? 166 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:42,600 Yeah. 167 00:08:43,380 --> 00:08:45,580 We're not leaving until you give us an answer. 168 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,240 Yeah, we can wait here all day, buddy. 169 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,100 We got nothing but time. 170 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:55,800 And that's the story of how we met. 11424