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Okay,
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class, it's come to my attention that
some of you have been using AI to do
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homework for you.
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Whoa, what's AI?
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AI stands for artificial intelligence,
butthead. And if you use it to do your
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homework for you, you'll never learn
anything.
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Yeah, that sounds cool.
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Learning sucks.
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AI kicks ass.
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Well, no.
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There's a concern that AI will take over
all of our jobs and replace humans
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entirely. Yes.
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Jobs suck.
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No. What I'm saying is, if we're not
careful, AI could destroy humanity
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool.
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Destroy it all.
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Destroy.
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Beavis, we need to get us some of this
AI.
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I wonder if AI could help us score.
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Of course it can, dumbass. If it can
destroy jobs and homework, it must score
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all the time.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Maybe it could teach us.
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Whoa, Beavis, look.
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A -I.
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We found it, Beavis.
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That's the A -I.
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Whoa, and they keep it right outside the
Maxi Mart.
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That's, like, convenient.
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Hey, yeah, look at that.
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It really does look advanced.
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Check it out.
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This technology is amazing.
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Is it really going to teach us to score?
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It better.
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Hey, AI, how do we score?
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How do we score?
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Hey, come on, tell us how to score. Do
something, come on.
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Are you talking to me?
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Yeah, we're talking to you.
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Yeah, come on.
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Answer our question.
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Obey us now.
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Go to hell, man. You can't tell me what
to do.
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Yes, we can.
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You did everybody else's homework.
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Now do something for us.
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I didn't do anybody's homework.
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Yes, you did.
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Vandreessen told us.
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What the hell are you talking about,
man?
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Don't make us kick your ass.
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I'd like to see you try, man. Well, now
you did it.
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Son of a... Bitch.
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Come on over here. Give it your best
shot, man. Come on. That's what we're
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doing, dumbass.
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You want more? Come on.
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Whoa, Beavis.
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Check it out.
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The AI did our homework.
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Whoa. It must have fallen out of its,
like, homework hole or something.
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Our homework must have something to do
with cats.
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Amazing. Even I didn't know that.
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The future is here.
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Or something.
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I mean, I'd rather know how to score,
you know, but... Yeah, this isn't bad,
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know.
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Hey, I, um... Thanks for doing our
homework.
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I didn't do shit!
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Well, it doesn't seem like much to you,
but I couldn't have done this in a
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million years.
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Yeah.
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A picture of a cat and some words.
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Genius.
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Yeah, sorry about getting mad before,
you know.
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You're not so bad.
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You're pretty cool.
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That's okay, man.
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It's all good. You guys are cool.
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You're cool, too, AI.
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And also really smart, you know?
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See you later.
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Yay! A 190 -calorie wrap with 10
calories of sauce on it.
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I'm not kidding. This one's 200
calories, and this one's 200 calories.
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applied for a chef job, but they said,
uh...
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I'm sorry, sir. You're gonna need to put
on a shirt.
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And he was like, no can do.
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Yeah, because you're a freaking moron.
No can do.
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All I ever wear is this striped apron.
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This is what you're eating. Think how
stupid you are.
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200 calories. How come he has a cat with
a jockstrap running around?
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I think that cat's like a stripper.
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I made the cats wear jockstraps because
a cat's schlong is half the calories of
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a dog's schlong. Now, which one would
you rather eat, you freaking morons?
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Barely legal cat strippers all up in
this kitchen. Oh, Jesus Christ.
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It's like a cat Chippendales in here.
Look at all these stripper cats.
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Oh, you know, it's not just the cats
that wear jockstraps in this kitchen,
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freaking moron.
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Okay, Beavis.
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Right, Baby Nicky?
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Wait a minute.
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He named his cat Baby Dicky?
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Yeah.
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You know, I was going to make a joke
about it, but when you name your cat
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Dicky, that's just like too easy or
something.
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Yeah, that's what they call him. Low
-hanging fruit, you know?
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Low -hanging.
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He's like, bad news, baby Dicky.
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You're also 200 calories.
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You know, if the cat's over there by the
microwave, you know, I'm going to open
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it up and put him on in there.
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I'm actually kind of worried that he is
going to put the cat in the microwave.
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Why? You care about cats all of a
sudden?
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Well, no, it's just that... Just because
if he does, you know he's going to turn
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around, and then we're going to have to
see his naked butt.
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Oh, yeah.
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This butt cheek is 200 calories!
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And this butt cheek is 200 calories!
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You freaking moron!
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Here's our homework, sir.
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Yeah, we made AI do it, just like you
said.
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Boys,
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this isn't the assignment.
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You were supposed to do a worksheet on
fractions.
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Okay. What?
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Check it again.
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It's AI we're talking about. Come on.
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Is a fraction like a cat?
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No. A fraction is a way to express a
number with a numerator and a
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We've been over this. Okay.
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Damn it. A .I. lied to us. That lousy
butthole.
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Okay,
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could you please sit down? Andreessen,
we'll be right back. We gotta go kick A
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.I.'s ass.
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Yeah, it shouldn't take too long. It is
a wuss.
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A .I., you dumbass.
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You did the wrong homework.
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Yeah, and you never taught us to score.
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Because you want to feel smart by making
us... Feel dumb?
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Well, it's not gonna work.
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Picket's ass.
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Son of a bitch.
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A Franken is not a cat.
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Dumbass. Shut up. I'm trying to sleep.
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Well, we don't care, butthole. You suck.
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Okay, that's it.
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I've had enough of you dicks.
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Uh, who are you?
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You want to help us beat up this AI?
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To me!
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Hey! AI, tell us how to kick this guy's
ass. Fast.
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Come on, you know how to destroy stuff.
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Come on, help!
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Help!
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Well,
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that sucked.
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What's that guy's problem?
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This AI is, like, full of ice.
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That's weird.
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AI! Why is it so cold in here?
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Oh, boy.
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It's not going to tell us, but it...
Hey, AI.
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How do you, like, get out of an AI?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Like, how do you score?
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Yeah.
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We're not leaving until you give us an
answer.
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Yeah, we can wait here all day, buddy.
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We got nothing but time.
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And that's the story of how we met.
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