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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,710 --> 00:00:02,890 T .V. 2 00:00:26,380 --> 00:00:30,120 Thank goodness you're home. I really need you right now. I dropped my ring 3 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:33,260 the drain. Do you guys know how to... Whoa. 4 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:34,960 Well, 5 00:00:35,380 --> 00:00:36,480 who was it? 6 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:40,220 It was like, um, a poptical illusion. 7 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:44,040 I thought it was that hot chick from downstairs telling me that she really 8 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,040 me right now. 9 00:00:45,180 --> 00:00:48,040 No, Beavis, I'm sure that really happened and wasn't a dream. 10 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:55,760 We're never gonna... 11 00:01:01,069 --> 00:01:03,170 Damn landlord butthole again. 12 00:01:03,410 --> 00:01:06,110 If I wanted to pay the rent, I would have done it already. 13 00:01:07,590 --> 00:01:08,590 When's he gonna learn? 14 00:01:11,210 --> 00:01:12,210 Whoa! 15 00:01:12,470 --> 00:01:14,530 Um, butthead, it's happening again. 16 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:15,790 I'm having that illusion. 17 00:01:16,190 --> 00:01:17,029 Come look. 18 00:01:17,030 --> 00:01:18,130 Why'd you shut the door on me? 19 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,570 He doesn't have a big IQ, ma 'am. 20 00:01:21,110 --> 00:01:22,590 You know what the counselor said it was? 21 00:01:26,589 --> 00:01:30,490 69. Do you know anything about plumbing? I dropped my mom's ring down the drain. 22 00:01:31,110 --> 00:01:32,110 Don't you worry. 23 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:35,930 I think we know how to handle our pipe. 24 00:01:39,470 --> 00:01:41,470 How about that? Is the ring out? 25 00:01:42,910 --> 00:01:44,150 Not yet. 26 00:01:44,530 --> 00:01:46,190 Let me try the plunger again. 27 00:01:49,670 --> 00:01:50,670 There we go. 28 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,100 I think it's working. 29 00:01:56,180 --> 00:02:00,140 You guys can go home. I called a real plumber. 30 00:02:00,660 --> 00:02:03,560 Yeah, probably a good idea, you know, let a pro deal with it, you know. 31 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:08,340 Hey, no, dumbass. That hot chick needs us. We're doing this. 32 00:02:08,620 --> 00:02:13,360 Now, I'm going to put my hand down the drain. Uh -huh, yeah. So whatever you 33 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:16,560 don't turn on that garbage disposal thing. 34 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:20,160 Okay, got it. Yeah, so turn it on then, right? 35 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:24,500 No. Dumbass, do not turn it on. 36 00:02:25,940 --> 00:02:30,560 Okay. Well, it seems kind of crazy, but I'll do it. 37 00:02:31,980 --> 00:02:34,500 Hold it right there, asswipes. 38 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:38,400 Get your goddamn hand out of that drain right now. 39 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:43,020 Pod? That's really Pod. 40 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:50,280 Owen Morris. 41 00:02:51,660 --> 00:02:53,700 Feel to be a bird. 42 00:02:56,780 --> 00:03:00,200 Is this guy Irish? 43 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,320 Oh, he's Irish, all right. 44 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:06,840 I wish he would shut up and stop singing. 45 00:03:08,340 --> 00:03:15,160 I think that was a dad joke, but... How would you know, 46 00:03:15,180 --> 00:03:16,880 Beavis? You don't have a dad. 47 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,600 That's true. 48 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:26,000 A dad joke for you would be like, Beavis, I'm glad you're my son. 49 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,240 I want to spend more time with you. 50 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:31,040 And everyone knows if I'm alive or dead. 51 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:37,240 Yeah, that's pretty good. 52 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:44,580 Oh, boy. 53 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:47,140 Is this song ever going to, like... 54 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:48,520 speed up or something. 55 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:50,720 Uh, no. 56 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,420 I think it's getting slower. 57 00:03:55,380 --> 00:03:58,060 I think I know what he's doing here, see? 58 00:03:58,340 --> 00:04:01,600 It's really slow now, but it's just gonna kick in any second, you know? 59 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:04,120 Here it comes, yeah. 60 00:04:09,060 --> 00:04:10,600 Drop the bass. 61 00:04:17,550 --> 00:04:19,810 How does it feel to be a bird? 62 00:04:21,410 --> 00:04:22,410 No. 63 00:04:25,490 --> 00:04:26,650 Guess I was wrong. 64 00:04:27,150 --> 00:04:30,270 I think now there's less bass. 65 00:04:31,210 --> 00:04:33,550 He didn't drop anything. 66 00:04:34,210 --> 00:04:35,210 I guess not. 67 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,290 Oh, boy. 68 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:43,750 This guy looks like one of those guys where, like, his dad wanted him to learn 69 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,110 to box and become a fighter. 70 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,740 But he wanted to sit around and write poems. 71 00:04:49,180 --> 00:04:51,720 His dad was right. 72 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:54,060 Yeah, really. 73 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:59,640 He was like, no, dad, I don't want to learn to fight. My words are my fists. 74 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:04,480 And then his dad was like, well, my fists are my fists. 75 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,860 And then he punched him in the face. 76 00:05:13,070 --> 00:05:14,290 Is he doing laundry now? 77 00:05:15,710 --> 00:05:16,710 Yeah. 78 00:05:17,030 --> 00:05:18,750 She wet the bed. 79 00:05:19,690 --> 00:05:22,550 Quit your whimpering and your whining and do some laundry. 80 00:05:23,710 --> 00:05:25,610 Your sheets need a good washing. 81 00:05:25,850 --> 00:05:28,870 You've been in there spanking your wee monkey, Dermot Kennedy. 82 00:05:32,130 --> 00:05:37,670 This is like the most bad that it could possibly be. Yeah. 83 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:45,300 He, like, showed the video to his friends, and they were like, uh, Dermot, 84 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:46,300 kind of sucks. 85 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,200 And then he was like, kind of? 86 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,180 Well, just watch me. 87 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:55,320 I'm gonna make it suck harder than anything has ever sucked before. 88 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:58,980 More birds. 89 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,280 More shots of the water. 90 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:03,940 And no drums. 91 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:08,520 If I hear the sound of one drum, I'm gonna punch you with my words. 92 00:06:11,850 --> 00:06:17,330 When I'm face to face with death, I'll grab his throat. Self -expression sucks. 93 00:06:26,630 --> 00:06:31,730 So do you remember that time you threw us in your trunk by the railroad track? 94 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:36,750 No. 95 00:06:38,270 --> 00:06:40,990 Do you remember when you threw us in your trunk at the pool? 96 00:06:43,010 --> 00:06:44,010 No. 97 00:06:46,350 --> 00:06:49,750 What about the time you threw us in your trunk by the creek? Remember that one? 98 00:06:53,970 --> 00:06:54,970 Huh. 99 00:06:55,190 --> 00:06:59,130 I guess I do remember messing with a couple of losers who were always in my 100 00:06:59,130 --> 00:07:01,210 face. Yes, yes, he remembers us. 101 00:07:01,490 --> 00:07:03,650 Those were the happiest times of our lives. 102 00:07:04,830 --> 00:07:06,190 And there it is. 103 00:07:07,890 --> 00:07:10,090 Felina, got something for you. 104 00:07:10,470 --> 00:07:13,530 Oh, thank you so much. Thank you, Todd. 105 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:15,390 Thank you. 106 00:07:16,730 --> 00:07:17,970 I'll get my checkbook. 107 00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:22,390 Whoa, how'd you do that? 108 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:28,090 Easy, man. I pull some chick's ring out of her drain just about every damn day. 109 00:07:28,430 --> 00:07:29,710 And they always hug you like that? 110 00:07:30,110 --> 00:07:31,550 And that ain't all they do. 111 00:07:32,110 --> 00:07:33,110 Whoa, really? 112 00:07:33,130 --> 00:07:35,870 We want to be plumbers. Yes. 113 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:37,440 Teach us, Todd. 114 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:39,680 Teach us the way of the pipe. 115 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:44,340 You know, maybe I do owe you for all the crap I did back in the day. 116 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,820 They call it bullying now, I guess. 117 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:48,400 Yeah, bullying is cool. 118 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:53,860 Yeah, I'm doing a job on Fifth and Green. Be there tomorrow, and you can 119 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:54,860 your education. 120 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:57,320 Leave us. 121 00:07:57,380 --> 00:07:59,260 Todd is going to turn us into plumbers. 122 00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:01,580 And then we will score. 123 00:08:06,370 --> 00:08:09,590 By the end of the day, we can test the hookup to the street. 124 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,610 Todd! Hey, Todd! Todd! 125 00:08:12,090 --> 00:08:13,090 It's us! 126 00:08:13,950 --> 00:08:14,950 Yeah, Todd. 127 00:08:15,130 --> 00:08:16,310 We got here early. 128 00:08:17,270 --> 00:08:18,910 So when do we start scoring? 129 00:08:20,230 --> 00:08:24,310 Got no time to screw around, asswipes. We gotta lay a lot of pipe today. 130 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:27,810 Shut up! 131 00:08:28,470 --> 00:08:29,830 Okay, I'll walk you through this. 132 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,460 First, we're gonna cut some two -inch holes. 133 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:36,080 I said shut up! 134 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:37,620 Sorry, Todd. 135 00:08:37,780 --> 00:08:42,480 You're, like, so cool that sometimes when you say things, I, like, get 136 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:46,360 distracted and... Jesus Christ, you dumbass! Put that down now! 137 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:49,960 You know what? 138 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:52,500 I got a better job for you two. 139 00:08:54,580 --> 00:09:00,000 So... What I need you two dickheads to do is go down there, find the shit pipe, 140 00:09:00,220 --> 00:09:01,240 and clean it out. 141 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:04,300 Really? You'd trust us with that? 142 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:06,440 Fair warning. 143 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:10,760 You're going to find all kinds of excrement, and I do mean all kinds. 144 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:16,300 Plus, motor oil, congealed fat, razor blades, things of this nature. 145 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:20,160 Usually we use a router, but this job calls for bare hands. 146 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:21,800 Makes sense to me. 147 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,120 Yeah, sounds right. 148 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:25,160 Goggles off. 149 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:25,999 Gloves off. 150 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,480 Take your time. Make sure you touch everything. 151 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:29,720 We will, Todd. 152 00:09:29,780 --> 00:09:31,100 You can count on us. 153 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:35,180 I can't believe we're doing this on day one. 154 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:37,280 Yep. 155 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,300 This kicks ass. 156 00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:40,960 Really something, you know. 157 00:09:41,860 --> 00:09:43,320 Ooh, there's some excrement. 158 00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:47,940 Wow, butthead. 159 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,100 This must be what plumbers smell like. 160 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:53,960 That's right. When chicks get a whiff of this, they're gonna go crazy. 161 00:09:55,060 --> 00:09:56,060 Oh, yeah. 162 00:09:56,980 --> 00:09:58,300 Bad news, pussies. 163 00:09:58,620 --> 00:10:02,020 Since you guys went in the shit pipe, there's been a downturn in the plumbing 164 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:03,600 business. You're fired. 165 00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:05,840 Well, at least we helped you out, you know? 166 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,620 Uh, you didn't. I just made you touch a lot of shit. 167 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,240 Cool, I mean. 168 00:10:11,620 --> 00:10:12,840 But you're gonna pay us, right? 169 00:10:14,220 --> 00:10:15,740 No, I'm not gonna do that. 170 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,080 Yeah, Beavis. 171 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:18,620 He's not gonna do that. 172 00:10:21,219 --> 00:10:23,020 Dumbass. I got a better idea. 173 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,940 Just like old times, you know. 174 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:37,900 Yeah. 175 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,100 Makes me feel young again. 176 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,180 Yeah, it was nice reconnecting with him and stuff, you know. 177 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,760 Pretty good day, you know. 178 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,800 It was the best day of my life. 12231