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Thank goodness you're home. I really
need you right now. I dropped my ring
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the drain. Do you guys know how to...
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Whoa.
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Well, who was it?
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It was like, um, a poptical illusion.
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I thought it was that hot chick from
downstairs telling me that she really
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me right now.
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No, Beavis, I'm sure that really
happened and wasn't a dream.
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We're never gonna score.
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Damn landlord.
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butthole again.
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If I wanted to pay the rent, I would
have done it already.
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When's he gonna learn?
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Whoa!
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Um, butthead, it's happening again.
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I'm having that illusion.
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Come look.
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Why'd you shut the door on me?
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He doesn't have a big IQ, ma 'am.
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You know what the counselor said it was?
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69.
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Do you know anything about plumbing? I
dropped my mom's ring down the drain.
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Don't you worry.
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I think we know how to handle our pipes.
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How about that? Is the ring out?
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Not yet.
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Let me try the plunger again.
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There we go.
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I think it's working.
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You guys can go home. I called a real
plumber.
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Yeah, probably a good idea, you know,
let a pro deal with it, you know?
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Hey, no, dumbass, that hot chick needs
us.
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We're doing this.
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Now, I'm going to put my hand down the
drain. Uh -huh, yeah. So whatever you
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don't turn on that garbage disposal
thing.
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Okay, got it, yeah.
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Yeah, so turn it on then, right?
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No, dumbass, do not turn it on.
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Okay, well, it seems kind of crazy,
but...
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I'll do it.
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Hold it right there, asswipes.
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Get your goddamn hand out of that drain
right now.
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Todd? That's really Todd.
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I would most feel to be a bird.
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This guy, Irish.
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Oh, he's Irish, all right.
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Irish, he would shut up and stop
singing.
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I think that was a dad joke, but... How
would you know,
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Beavis? You don't have a dad.
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That's true.
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A dad joke for you would be like,
Beavis, I'm glad you're my son.
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I want to spend more time with you.
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And everyone knows if I'm alive or dead.
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Yeah, it's pretty good.
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Oh, boy.
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Is this song ever going to, like, speed
up or something?
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Uh, no.
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I think it's getting slower.
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I think I know what he's doing here.
See, it's really slow now, but it's just
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going to kick in any second, you know?
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Here it comes.
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Drop the bass.
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How does it feel to be a bird?
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No.
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Guess I was wrong.
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I think now there's less bass.
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He didn't drop anything.
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Yeah, I guess not.
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Oh, boy.
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This guy looks like one of those guys
where, like, his dad wanted him to learn
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to box and become a fighter, but he
wanted to sit around and write poems.
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His dad was right.
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Yeah, really.
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He was like, no, dad, I don't want to
learn to fight. My words are my fists.
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And then his dad was like, well, my
fists are my fists.
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And then he punched him in the face.
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Whoa.
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Is he doing laundry now?
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Yeah.
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She wet the bed.
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Quit your whimpering and your whining
and do some laundry.
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Your sheets need a good washing.
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You've been in there spanking your wee
monkey, Dermot Kennedy.
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You know, this is like the most bad that
it could possibly be, you know?
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Yeah.
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He, like, showed the video to his
friends, and they were like, uh, Dermot,
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kind of sucks.
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And then he was like, kind of.
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Well, just watch me.
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I'm going to make it suck harder than
anything I've ever sucked before.
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More birds.
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More shots of the water.
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And no drums.
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If I hear the sound of one drum, I'm
going to punch you with my words.
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When I'm face to face with death, I'll
grab his throat. Self -expression sucks.
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So do you remember that time you threw
us in your trunk by the railroad tracks?
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No.
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Do you remember when you threw us in
your trunk at the pool?
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No. What about the time you threw us in
your trunk by the creek? You remember
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that one?
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Huh.
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I guess I do remember messing with a
couple of losers who were always in my
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face. Yes, yes, he remembers us.
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Both were the happiest times of our
lives.
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And there it is.
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Felina, got something for you.
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Oh, thank you so much. Thank you, Todd.
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Thank you.
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I'll get my checkbook.
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Whoa. How'd you do that?
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Easy, man.
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I pull some chick's ring out of her
drain just about every damn day.
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And they always hug you like that?
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That ain't all they do.
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Whoa, really?
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We want to be plumbers. Yes.
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Teach us, Todd.
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Teach us the way of the pipe.
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You know, maybe I do owe you for all the
crap I did back in the day.
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They call it bullying now, I guess.
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Yeah, bullying is cool.
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Yeah, I'm doing a job on Fifth and
Green. Be there tomorrow, and you can
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your education.
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Beavis, Todd is going to turn us into
plumbers.
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And then we will score.
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By the end of the day, we can test the
hookup to the street.
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Hey, Todd.
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Todd. It's us.
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Yeah, Todd.
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We got here early.
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So when do we start scoring?
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Got no time to screw around, asswipes.
We gotta lay a lot of pipe today.
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Shut up.
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Okay, I'll walk you through this.
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First, we're gonna cut some two -inch
holes.
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I said shut up!
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Sorry, Todd.
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You're, like, so cool that sometimes
when you say things, I, like, get
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distracted and... Jesus Christ, you
dumbass!
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Put that down now!
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You know what?
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I got a better job for you two.
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So, what I need you two dickheads to do
is go down there, find the shit pipe,
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and clean it out.
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Really? You'd trust us with that?
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Fair warning, you're going to find all
kinds of excrement, and I do mean all
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kinds. Plus, motor oil, congealed fat,
razor blades, things of this nature.
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Usually we use a rooter, but this job
calls for bare hands.
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Makes sense to me.
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Yeah, sounds right.
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Goggles off, gloves off.
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Take your time. Make sure you touch
everything.
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We will, Todd.
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You can count on us.
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I can't believe we're doing this on day
one.
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Yep.
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This kicks ass.
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Really? Ooh,
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there's some excrement.
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Wow, butthead.
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This must be what plumbers smell like.
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That's right. When chicks get a whiff of
this, they're gonna go crazy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Bad news, pussies.
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Since you guys went in the shit pipe,
there's been a downturn in the plumbing
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business. You're fired.
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Well, at least we helped you out, you
know?
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Uh, you didn't. I just made you touch a
lot of shit.
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Cool, I mean.
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But you're gonna pay us, right?
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No, I'm not gonna do that.
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Yeah, Beavis.
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He's not gonna do that.
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Dumbass.
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I got a better idea.
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Just like old times, you know.
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Yeah.
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Makes me feel young again.
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Yeah, it was nice reconnecting with him
and stuff, you know.
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Pretty good day, you know.
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It was the best day of my life.
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Okay,
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class, it's come to my attention that
some of you have been using AI to do
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homework for you. Whoa, what's AI?
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AI stands for Artificial Intelligence,
butthead. And if you use it to do your
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homework for you, you'll never learn
anything.
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Yeah, that sounds cool.
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Learning sucks.
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AI kicks ass.
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Well, no.
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There's a concern that AI will take over
all of our jobs and replace humans
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entirely. Yes.
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Jobs suck.
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No. What I'm saying is, if we're not
careful, AI could destroy humanity
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool.
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Destroy it all.
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Destroy.
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Beavis, we need to get us some of this
AI.
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I wonder if AI could help us score.
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Of course it can, dumbass. If it can
destroy jobs and homework, it must score
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all the time.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Maybe it could teach us.
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Whoa, Beavis, look.
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A -I.
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We found it, Beavis.
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That's the A -I.
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Whoa, and they keep it right outside the
Maxi Mart.
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That's, like, convenient.
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Yeah,
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look at that.
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It really does look advanced.
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Check it out.
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This technology is amazing.
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Is it really going to teach us to score?
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It better.
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Hey, AI, how do we score?
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How do we score?
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Hey, come on, tell us how to score.
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Do something, come on.
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Are you talking to me?
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Yeah, we're talking to you.
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Yeah, come on.
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Answer our question.
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Obey us now.
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Go to hell, man. You can't tell me what
to do.
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Yes, we can.
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You did everybody else's homework.
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Now do something for us.
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I didn't do anybody's homework.
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Yes, you did.
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Vandreessen told us.
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What the hell are you talking about,
man?
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Don't make us kick your ass.
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I'd like to see you try, man.
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Well, now you did it.
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Son of a bitch.
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Come on over here. Give it your best
shot, man. Come on. That's what we're
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doing, dumbass.
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You want more? Come on.
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Whoa. Beavis, check it out.
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The AI did our homework.
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Whoa. It must have fallen out of its,
like, homework hole or something.
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Our homework must have something to do
with cats.
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Amazing. Even I didn't know that.
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The future is here, or something.
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I mean, I'd rather know how to score,
you know, but... Yeah, this isn't bad,
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know.
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Hey, I, um... Thanks for doing our
homework.
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I didn't do shit!
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Well, it doesn't seem like much to you,
but I couldn't have done this in a
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million years.
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Yeah.
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A picture of a cat and some words.
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Genius.
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Yeah, sorry about getting mad before,
you know.
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You're not so bad. You're pretty cool.
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That's okay, man.
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It's all good. You guys are cool.
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You're cool, too, AI.
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And also really smart, you know?
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See you later.
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Yay! A 190 -calorie wrap with 10
calories of sauce on it.
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I'm not kidding. This one's 200
calories, and this one's 200 calories.
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That guy applied for a chef job?
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But they said, uh, I'm sorry, sir,
you're going to need to put on a shirt.
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And he was like, no can do.
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Yeah, because you're a freaking moron.
No can do.
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All I ever wear is this striped apron.
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This is what you're eating.
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Think how stupid you are.
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200 calories. How come he has a cat with
a jockstrap running around?
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Uh, I think that cat's like a stripper.
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I made the cats wear jockstraps because
a cat's schlong is half the calories of
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a dog's schlong. Now, which one would
you rather eat, you friggin' moron?
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Barely legal cat strippers all up in
this kitchen. Oh, Jesus Christ.
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It's like a cat Chippendales in here.
Look at all these stripper cats.
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Oh, you know, it's not just the cats
that wear jockstraps in this kitchen,
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friggin' moron.
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Okay, Beavis.
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Right, Baby Nicky?
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Wait a minute.
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He named his cat Baby Dicky?
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Yeah.
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You know, I was going to make a joke
about it, but when you name your cat
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Dicky... Is this, like, too easy or
something?
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Yeah, that's what they call them. Low
-hanging fruit, you know?
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Low -hanging... You need this
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to bulk.
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He's like, bad news, baby Dicky.
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You're also 200 calories.
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You know, it's the cats over there by
the microwave, you know?
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Open it up and put them on in there.
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I'm actually kind of worried that he is
going to put the cat in the microwave.
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Why?
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You care about cats all of a sudden?
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00:16:58,710 --> 00:17:02,410
Well, no. Just because if he does, you
know he's going to turn around.
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And then we're going to have to see his
naked butt.
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00:17:06,890 --> 00:17:08,450
Oh, yeah.
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00:17:09,609 --> 00:17:11,550
This butt cheek is 200 calories.
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And this butt cheek is 200 calories. You
freaking moron.
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I need to trick you all because you're a
bunch of morons.
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Here's our homework, sir.
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00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,640
Yeah, we made AI do it, just like you
said.
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00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:29,780
Boys, this isn't the assignment.
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You're supposed to do a worksheet on
fractions.
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Okay. What?
308
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,600
Check it again.
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00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,220
It's AI we're talking about. Come on.
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Is a fraction like a cat?
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No. A fraction is a way to express a
number with a numerator and a
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We've been over this, okay?
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Damn it! A .I. lied to us! That lousy
butthole.
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Okay, could you please sit down?
Andreessen, we'll be right back. We
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kick A .I.'s ass.
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Yeah, it shouldn't take too long. It is
a wuss.
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A .I., you dumbass. You did the wrong
homework.
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And you never taught us to score!
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Because you want to feel smart by making
us feel dumb.
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Well, it's not going to work.
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Kick its ass.
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Son of a bitch.
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Prankton is not a cat.
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Dumbass. Shut up. I'm trying to sleep.
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Well, we don't care, butthole. You suck.
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00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:38,020
Okay, that's it.
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00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,620
I've had enough of you dicks.
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00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:43,060
Uh, who are you?
329
00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:45,090
You want to help us beat up this AI?
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To me!
331
00:18:45,690 --> 00:18:49,710
Hey! AI, tell us how to kick this guy's
ass. Fast.
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Come on, you know how to destroy stuff.
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00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:52,589
Come on, help!
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Help!
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00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,270
Well,
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that sucked.
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00:19:01,550 --> 00:19:02,930
Yeah, what's that guy's problem?
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00:19:04,330 --> 00:19:07,550
This AI is, like, full of ice.
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00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:09,770
That's weird.
340
00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:13,310
AI! Why is it so cold in here?
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Oh, boy.
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00:19:17,130 --> 00:19:18,370
That's not going to tell us, buddy.
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00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:22,630
Hey, AI.
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00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:25,570
How do you, like, get out of an AI?
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00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:29,050
Yeah, yeah, I mean, like, how do you
score?
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Yeah, we're not leaving until you give
us an answer.
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00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:36,150
Yeah, we can wait here all day, buddy.
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We got nothing but time.
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00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:43,660
And that's the story of how we met.
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If we had this couch in our apartment,
we could finally start inviting chicks
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over.
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00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,160
I'll take this end, and you take that
end.
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00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,940
Uh, no.
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