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Yo, look, I'm here.
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Yeah, I'm gonna do it this time, okay?
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Scott isn't even around. He's at work
till, like, five, so the coast is clear.
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Oh my god, his dad is in New York.
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Or somewhere.
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Look, this is why his mom is gonna be
all over my nuts.
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Ah, yeah, whatever, delusional.
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Look, yeah, I know.
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Scott's my pal, but look.
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I'm a motherfucker. Yeah, we know this.
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Actually, you know what?
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I'm the... I'm the MILF Whisperer.
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Yes.
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Oh, this is gonna be great. Look, all I
need you to do is just call in five
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minutes.
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Just call my phone. No questions, okay?
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And don't say a word about this to
Scott. I swear to God, I will...
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that one time in... Yeah, that's right.
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All right.
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Look.
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She's expecting me. I'm going to get
this book.
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I'm going to lay my moves on her.
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Everything's going to go great.
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All right?
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Thank you.
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Hey there.
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Hey. How's it going?
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Doing fine. Yeah, come on in.
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Thanks. Of course. Here, take a seat.
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Yeah, I know. Yeah.
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I'm sorry?
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I already paid for the books.
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Oh,
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cool. Thanks. You know, I don't want to
buy new books. It's taking the same
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class and all.
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Right. Save money.
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Save material. Why not?
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Yeah. No problem.
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So, what have you been up to other than
school?
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Been busy. I haven't seen you forever.
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I was beginning to think you didn't like
me or something.
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Oh.
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It wasn't that, actually.
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I have a girlfriend.
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You do? Yeah.
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So I've been busy with that.
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Really? Yeah. That's awesome. That's
great. Is it serious?
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I would say so. I mean, I think she's
the one.
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Really? Yeah. That's very serious.
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I gotta take, though.
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Wow, well, congratulations. Thank you,
yeah.
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That's a lot.
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Yeah, no, I think that, like I said...
Oh, sure.
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Sorry. No, of course.
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Hello?
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Oh, hey, baby.
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Yeah, um... Yeah, I got a moment.
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What?
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Why?
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That's... Look, I can improve.
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I didn't mean to... Can I... What
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was that
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about? Are you okay?
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What's wrong?
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What's the matter?
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She broke up with me.
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The girlfriend?
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The one you just said was the one?
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Yeah.
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What happened?
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She... She said I was an awkward kisser.
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What? And awkward in general.
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This always happens to me.
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God,
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my life sucks.
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No, it doesn't.
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I'm sorry.
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You gonna be okay?
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I don't know.
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Everything lately has just been shitty
and not my luck.
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No? Bad luck, huh?
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You'll be alright.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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We'll find out really soon.
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True or not.
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I hear a good voice around.
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I think she's the one going to be
missing out. That was pretty damn good.
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See? Everything's already looking up,
huh?
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I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself.
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I didn't mean to. I should go. No.
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Wow.
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She's going to definitely be missing
out.
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I get over things quick.
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I can see that and feel that.
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You like that huh?
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You like to fucking swallow your cock
huh?
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Fuck yeah.
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Take this shit off.
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Fuck yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Those big old fucking titties. You like
that, huh?
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Fuck yeah.
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That's so fucking good.
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Oh yeah.
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You want me to suck your cock tonight?
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You've been wanting this happen to you.
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Me too.
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Your cock should be bigger than my
fucking husband.
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Fuck yeah.
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Oh my god.
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Fuck yeah.
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Fuck yeah.
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Fuck yes.
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I can't do something about them.
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Fuck you.
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Fuck.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, shit. Oh, my God.
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Fuck you.
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Fuck you.
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Just before we reference this and all of
this.
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Fuck you.
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Oh god, fuck me.
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Fuck you. Do it again.
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One more time. Come on.
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Fuck me.
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Fuck me.
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Fuck me.
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Oh god.
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Oh god.
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Fuck that cunt.
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You rubbed your girlfriend over that.
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Who?
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Good answer.
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Happy birthday. Oh, thank you.
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Nice of you. Well, I'm going to go clean
myself up. Yeah, no worries. Know your
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way out. Yeah, I'm going to make a phone
call.
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Okay, okay.
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Don't tell my son. Yeah, of course.
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And especially not my husband. Oh, I got
you. Yeah, yep.
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See you soon.
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Yo, hey, dude.
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Guess who struck again?
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The Melf Whisperer.
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I think it's pretty cool. Shut up, dude.
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I did it. It was awesome.
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Yeah, it's going to be great.
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I got some pictures.
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