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Yo, look, I'm here.

Yeah, I'm gonna do it this time, okay?

Scott isn't even around. He's at work till, like, five, so the coast is clear.

Oh my god, his dad is in New York.

Or somewhere.

Look, this is why his mom is gonna be all over my no - Ah, yeah, whatever,

delusional.

Look, yeah, I know.

Scott's my pal, but look.

I'm a motherfucker. Yeah, we know this.

Actually, you know what?

I'm the milf whisperer.

Yes.

This is going to be great. Look, all I need you to do is just call in five

minutes.

Just call my phone. No questions, okay?

And don't say a word about this to Scott. I swear to God, I will...

that one time in... Yeah, that's right.

All right.

Look.

She's expecting me. I'm going to get this book.

I'm going to lay my moves on her.

Everything's going to go great.

All right?

Thank you.

Hey there.

Hey. How's it going?

Doing fine? Yeah, come on in.

Thanks. Of course. Here, take a seat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sorry? I already paid for the book.

Oh,

cool. You know, I don't want to buy a new book. It's taking the same class and

all. Right.

Save money. Save material. Why not?

No problem.

So, what have you been up to other than school?

I've been busy. I haven't seen you forever.

I was beginning to think you didn't like me or something.

Oh.

It wasn't that, actually.

Actually, I have a girlfriend.

You do? Yeah.

So I've been busy with that.

Really? Yeah.

Awesome. That's great. Is it serious?

I would say so. I mean, I think she's the one.

Really? Yeah. So it's very serious.

I did say so.

Wow, well, congratulations. Thank you, yeah.

That's a lot.

Yeah, no, I think that, I guess that, oh, sure.

Sorry. No, of course.

Hello?

Oh, hey, baby.

Yeah, um, yeah, I got a moment.

What?

But why?

That's... Look, I can improve.

I didn't mean to... But... Can I... You can just...

What was that

about? Are you okay?

What's wrong?

What's the matter?

She broke up with me.

The girlfriend?

The one you just said was the one?

Yeah.

What happened?

She... She said I was an awkward kisser.

What? Awkward in general.

This always happens to me.

God,

my life sucks.

No, it doesn't.

I'm sorry.

You gonna be okay?

I don't know.

Everything lately has just been shitty and not my luck.

No? Bad luck, huh?

You'll be alright.

Yeah? Yeah.

We'll find out really if that's true or not.

I think she's the one gonna be missing out. That was pretty damn good.

See? Everything's already looking up, huh?

Whoa.

Whoa.

I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself.

I didn't mean to. I should go. No.

Wow.

She's going to definitely be messing up.

I get over things quick.

I can see that and feel that.

Fucking dick is so nice and big.

You like that, huh?

Fucking swallow your cock, huh?

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Fucking titties, you like that, huh?

Fuck yeah. That's so fucking good. Fuck yeah.

You want me to suck your cock?

You've been wanting this to happen to you.

Me too.

You're gonna have to be bigger than my fucking husband.

Oh my god.

Can't do something about them.

Fuck you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

God, that feels fucking good.

Fuck me, dude.

before I could reference this or not on this.

Fuck yeah.

You're over your girlfriend over that.

Who?

Good answer.

Oh,

thank you.

Nice of you.

Well, I'm going to go clean myself up. Yeah, no worries. Know your way out.

Yeah, I'm going to make a phone call.

Okay, okay.

Don't tell my son. Yeah, of course.

And especially not my husband. Oh, I got you. Yeah, yep.

Okay.

Yo, hey, dude.

Guess who struck again?

The Melf Whisperer.

I think it's pretty cool. Shut up, dude.

I did it. It was awesome.

Yeah, it's going to be great. I got some pictures.