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Hey Kieran, how's it going?

Oh, good thanks, Binet. Is Brent home?

He should be. Let me go find out. Let's just wait here. Cool.

How are you, buddy?

Hey, man. Hey, man. Happy birthday.

Thank you very much.

Yeah. I didn't know it was your birthday. Happy birthday.

Yeah, thank you.

So, where are we heading tomorrow?

Bad news, man. They're calling me to go to work when you're on your way here.

Are you serious?

Yeah, I don't have a choice.

Well, what am I meant to do tonight?

I could always make you a family home -cooked meal and a birthday cake.

It's your call, man.

Well, I ain't had a home -cooked meal since I got here, so... Sure.

Why not?

It'd be my pleasure.

All right, man. Ready to go.

Thank you very much.

See you soon.

Why don't you come on over here, Karen?

It's a little hard to start.

living out here?

Yeah it's alright as it's like pros and cons.

I mean the weather compared to England is a lot better. I just really miss my

friends and family.

Like Brent's the only guy I really know down here.

Oh you know me.

Yeah true.

How are the girls treating you?

Not so great.

You know I'm in a long distance relationship.

It just doesn't really work.

Yeah, before I met Brett's dad, I had a long business relationship.

Didn't work out. He ended up being on me.

Yeah, but like I said, it just don't work.

Really, technically, I haven't been with a girl since I moved down here.

Well, I'm sure things will change soon.

I'm up here.

I don't seem to find anything in here. It's such a mess.

What are you looking for?

Eggs for your cake.

I don't see any in there.

I'm not sure if I have any.

You've been making the meals more than enough. I don't need a cake.

I've got to do something.

Oh, I have this.

I didn't realize it was going to spray out like that. It got all over my shirt.

Let's see.

Happy birthday.

How's that instead?

Fuck yeah.

That's enough, that's enough.

Fuck.

I'll get your fucking tails off.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, my fucking God.

So good.

Oh,

yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Fucking dick. I love it.

Oh,

fuck.

Fucking good.

You want me to spit on some more, huh? You like that, huh?

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck you.

Fuck.

fucking good.

Fucking cock in there.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Slap it right.

Thank you.

Amen.