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[Axel] Previously on Van Helsing...

I got this female DP but when I checked her blood,

it was acting like it was still alive.

I'm not supposed to talk about this.

-Jesus, Grace, I'm your sister. -It's classified.

-You're a traitor. -I didn't know.

-[grunts] -[gasps]

Now you lead me to the others.

-We got trouble. -[roars]

[crackling]

A vampire tooth. It must have been what was poisoning her.

[Flesh] Dmitri's death squad, the Elite.

[Balthazar] Bring the woman to me!

[Axel] It's time to abandon ship.

Guys! Guys! Guys, wait for me!

[sighs]

-[crow cawing] -[birds chirping]

Mm.

[bird chirps]

Pretty little thing, isn't she?

Do you like this place?

Um, it's been a long time since I slept in a bed like that.

Not since... before.

It can be yours now.

If you want.

Your life can be good... or not.

Let me show you.

[woman screaming]

[coughing]

[Sheema] So many of them.

Are they human? I mean, they look like it, but--

[woman screams, cries]

[Sholomenko] Almost there. Stay with me! Stay with me!

[screams]

We ourselves cannot give birth.

With a bite, I can give centuries of life but... I cannot create it.

-Not yet at least. -Keep pushing! Bear down!

[sound of liquid]

[Sheema] Oh, my God.

[Sholomenko] We did... everything we could.

-Our calculations must have been-- -[growls]

Please...

Please don't... please. Please.

No. No, no! No!

No. No, no! Please, no!

No, please!

-What happens to the mother? -[woman screaming] No! No!

Like the others, she becomes a feedbag.

I grow tired of your failures.

[grunts] I'll try again.

Aah!

I can learn... from this.

Please...

Aah.

You won't disappoint me like that, will you?

No. Never.

Do my bidding.

Or I'm sure you'll make an excellent vessel.

[screaming]

[Sholomenko grunts]

[screaming continues]

[fly buzzing]

I'm just stating the obvious, okay?

It doesn't need to turn into some big thing between us.

It's a bit of a bitch when you put it the way you do.

-What way? You mean the truth? -Yeah, something like that.

[Vanessa] Look, it's pretty simple, okay?

If we make it to the base,

and it's still up and running, I might not make it out alive.

Who knows what they wanted me for before you got stuck with me?

Hell if I know. It's gotta be a cure though, right?

They had to think that you were gonna help with this mess somehow

or they wouldn't have committed so much manpower to keeping you alive.

And I never felt "stuck" with you, for what it's worth.

Axel.

You know what I'm saying.

Yeah, I do.

I hear you.

[gurgles]

-[Susan laughing] -[coughs]

-[liquid tinkling] -[sighs]

[bell tolling]

What the hell was that?

[clicks tongue]

Bells. Bells.

[crunching]

-What the hell? -[laughing]

-Sorry. Sorry, I... -John?

-You're trying to sneak a peek? -No, no.

I just wanted to do what you're doing. [stammers] I wouldn't...

I don't mean to be intrusive. I wouldn't do that.

Yeah, sure. Whatever.

All right, well...

[sighs]

They have to be something.

They don't make that sound on their own, they just don't.

-You ever heard of wind? -Wind? Really?

Do you feel like there's a hurricane happening around here somewhere?

A little wind isn't gonna push around church bells.

-It's impossible. -[Fresh] Shh.

Listen. Listen.

[bell tolling]

[Sara] Okay, so there's a church. And people are there.

What good does that do us?

It's other people. People we can make contact with.

Other people? Like people laying a trap.

Our mission is to get to the base,

not wander around in the woods looking for God knows what.

From who? Who gave you this mission?

I thought you're supposed to be taking care of the hospital,

then you're taking care of these two--

I'm a Marine, asshole. I know what I'm supposed to do.

-You're making shit up as you go! -Once we evacuated the hospital!

-It got overrun, we almost died. -Yeah, whatever.

Okay, I need to get this woman to the base.

This is my vehicle, that's what I'm gonna do.

How do we know the base is still there?

Look, if we get there and there's no one, then we can go chasing church bells.

-[Axel] Okay? It'll be great. -[Flesh] Fine. It doesn't matter.

-What do you think, Vanessa? -[sighs]

I think we need to make a decision.

What about a vote?

Well, if my vote means anything, my sister used to work at the base as well.

I'm pretty sure she's the one who sent you in to begin with.

Wait. Your sister sent the Marines?

Something like that. As soon as I told her about you... yes.

I say we go there. Check it out.

-I thought we were putting it to a vote? -[chuckles] End of discussion, I guess.

[laughs]

[snarls]

[screams]

[brakes screech]

[Vanessa] This is it?

Yeah.

Now what?

-Now we walk. -[John] Walk?

-Why the hell would we walk? -We've got no choice.

Does it look like Juan is gonna make it through that mess?

Why would we get out of the vehicle? We got a perfectly--

This isn't a military vehicle. She's not gonna get through that shit out there.

We gotta protect her for later. Come on, people, let's go.

[door closing]

[rattling]

-[Axel] You okay? -I'll make it.

[Axel] It's about a half mile to the base.

Everybody stick close, watch each other's six.

-[ferals growling] -[Vanessa] Get down!

-[Susan] What the hell was that? -[sighs] Land mines.

[Susan] Great.

Must have been some last ditch effort to protect the place.

We never had land mines around the perimeter before.

-[feral snarling] -[explosion]

-We need to move. -[Axel] Yeah, copy that.

Better get to the base, hope for the best.

We could have stayed inside the vehicle, hunkered down and waited like I said.

-And then what? -Or we could keep walking.

Well, unless you sprouted wings reading that Jesus book of yours,

walking is the best way in, big guy.

[birds chirping]

[chain rattles]

Are you serious?

[sighs] You've got to be kidding me.

[sighs]

[bell tolling]

[explosion]

Split up, I guess. I'll stay with you.

[wailing in the distance]

Whew.

[gate closing]

Stay close, boys and girls. This is gonna have to be home tonight.

[pants, chuckles]

How you doing, old girl? I missed you.

[sighs]

-Hey. It's the best one I could find. -Thank you.

Need anything else?

-No. -There's not much in the way of food

but I think I got one of those little fruit cocktail thingies.

-Got the cherries in it, good kind. -No, it's okay.

With the others, I don't wanna eat a whole can by myself.

I'm just saying if you twisted my rubber arm,

I might share it with you, that's all.

Maybe later.

-How's it look? -Good.

-Like the old you. -I look old?

Shut up.

[clanging]

Let me see those.

[sighs]

[Axel] All right, y'all.

-I got first watch. -Good night, Van.

[grunts] Who am I kidding? I get all the goddamn watches.

[explosion]

-[John] The hell was that? -[Vanessa] You know what it was.

Okay, okay, okay.

[explosion]

Yeah, but there's no bodies up here.

That we can see, anyway. No fires, nothin'.

And so what does that mean?

So there's nothing to suggest the place was overrun or whatever,

so, what the hell happened to everybody?

What does it matter? There's nobody here.

-I'm just saying. -Saying what? Say it.

-Nothing. -Exactly.

No. Maybe they'll be back.

-[Flesh] Why would you think that? -Well, I don't know.

Maybe they're off fighting somewhere and then they'll come back eventually.

Yeah, well, surely, they would leave somebody here

if that were the case, right?

-Not necessarily. -[Sara] Well, why wouldn't they?

With all this stuff here? Of course they would.

-People died here, I can feel it. -Oh, that's great. Thanks.

You win the Creepy Story of the Morning award.

-[John groans] -Don't turn away, John.

If you have something to say, say it to my face.

You're creepy.

[laughter]

-[door opening] -[Axel clears throat]

[Axel] Hey, hey, hey!

[John] Where you been?

Oh, you know... the few, the proud, the insomniacs.

Checking the perimeter, seeing what's what.

Anything?

Not yet, just did the outside tour though. Still got the building to take care of.

We should spread out and do it in pairs.

-It'll be faster that way. -Yeah, all right.

As long as you stick together. I'm still good doing my own thing.

Susan, you go with John. Doc, you're with me.

-[John grunts] -[Susan sighs]

[Sara] This is my sister's office.

[coughs]

-Jesus. -[flies buzzing]

What the...? This is not what I was expecting.

Whenever we would Skype, it was always from this direction.

-So this sister of yours... -Grace.

Grace, right. What does she do exactly?

-Well, I'm not entirely sure anymore. -Then take a guess.

Research for the military. Some sort of experimental program.

She didn't talk much about it.

-But you told her about me. -Well, I sent in your bloodwork.

She got all weird. Next thing I knew, the cavalry arrived.

She did say something about an advisory coming in from the Pentagon?

Something about this... [sighs] doesn't add up.

Oh, my God.

[sighs] I gave this to her.

Funny how a little thing like this survives.

[sighs]

"Unidentified female, Seattle Valley General Hospital."

-This must be me. -Yeah, I sent that in.

That's your bloodwork.

This is my file.

It's empty.

"File 281: The Farm."

Did your sister ever say anything to you about the Farm?

No.

-I'm sorry, I wish I knew more. -[explosion]

We gotta go. Now.

[explosion]

[John] Clear.

[explosion]

[Susan] They're getting closer.

[John] Shit.

Clear.

[metal clanging]

It's down there.

-You go. -You go. You got the gun.

Come on.

[sighs] False alarm.

-Jesus Christ! -[gasps] Don't move!

Open the door.

[Susan] Now!

No, not Norman. It's Gorman.

[clanks]

[Gorman] With a G.

Is that your first name or your last name?

Uh, yeah, first. Uh, uh, Jones is my last.

You know, like, Gorman Jones. Tell us again what you're doing here.

Like I said before, I got separated from my group and...

You know, we got in a fight with some of them mothersuckers.

-Is that your name for vampires? -[chuckles] Yeah.

Yeah, you know, some people look at me funny when I say it, but the shoe fit.

Look, you can call 'em whatever you want. Your group, who are they?

We're the Resistance.

-Part of it anyhow. -The Resistance?

Uh-huh.

That's a real thing? Not just a bunch of you country boys

running around in the woods with some guns playing soldier?

Nope. Yeah, no. It's a real thing.

Where's your group based? And do you know what happened here?

[sighs] We got split up at night and during the shooting,

lit up the night with those, uh, tracer fire.

-Yeah, I'm pretty sure we saw that. -[Gorman] Mm-hm.

Well, yeah, I got outta the woods and saw the buildings here.

I wasn't sure about this place

but I hid out here, uh, when I heard you guys coming.

So, what do you guys think?

-He's another mouth to feed. -[John] He looks like a meat eater to me.

I'm just saying. Does he look like a vegan to you?

-For once I agree with John. -[Susan] Me too.

We barely have enough to go around.

Yeah, well, we can't send the guy away because he's hungry.

Okay, we're gonna have to deal with it.

[explosion]

-That one seemed close. -It sounded like it was inside the fences.

It's just a matter of time.

They're attracted by the sound of the explosions.

We need to prepare.

-Windows, doors-- -No, no, no. We're not doing that again.

No more booby traps and that shit. We can't defend this place.

-Why not? -I used to live here. Look around.

We're on the ground floor, there's four entrances,

there's a garage door, there's a hundred windows...

-Then what do you suggest? -[Susan] What about the church bells?

-Hell yeah, why not? -It's worth a try.

Sleep here tonight, go back to the vehicle in the morning,

-get the hell outta here. -That won't matter.

They'll keep coming for us. Julius, Dmitri, Rebecca. It's inevitable.

At some point, we might be able to bring the fight to them, but in the meantime--

More reason to find these other people

-and hook up with the Resistance. -Maybe it's time to split up.

If we all go different ways, then they can't follow all of us.

No, no, no! We're not splitting up.

We stick together, we find some place that we can fortify,

we hunker down, we ride this thing out.

-Says you, Axel. -What was that, Doc?

You don't think these people look like they could use a rest?

I'm just saying maybe that's not what everybody wants right now.

Maybe some of us have other ideas as to what we wanna do with our lives right now.

-[Axel] Such as? -I don't-- I'm just saying.

[scoffs]

Look, I'm just trying to keep you people safe and that includes you, Doc.

So until we know where we're going or what we're doing,

we can at least agree to hunker down some place for a couple of days, yeah?

Then what do you suggest?

You got a bomb shelter in your back pocket?

Yeah. Maybe I do.

[birds chirping]

[ferals snarling]

[growls]

[roars]

[screams]

[grunting]

[pants]

Don't take everything out of the vehicle just yet until we scope this place out.

Just the essentials.

This is where we're supposed to hold up and stay safe for a few days?

-[John] Come on. -Yes, sir.

We're gonna need a bigger bunker for starters.

Very funny, asshole. It's underground. They call this place the Farm,

I guess 'cause it's in the middle of a field. That's just the entrance.

-The Farm? -What was it?

[sighs] A research facility, something like that.

We used to drop off supplies. Other than that, it was off limits.

-Yeah, but what was it, really? -I don't know, Doc.

It was scientists and higher ups, people above my pay grade.

-Are we gonna do this? -Looks like a mausoleum,

but I'll do what everyone decides.

I say we go.

[John] Why doesn't this feel safer than the basement to me, Axel? Why is that?

Son of a bitch! Probably because you're a dipshit that likes to spout off

about things you don't know the first thing about!

Well, I think I got the door fixed.

[lighter clicks]

-Back up. -Okay. Okay.

-[Axel] Got a shield up there-- -[John] Jesus!

Okay.

[hissing]

No one there.

[hissing stops]

Okay.

Yeah, well, I got a...

-I got a spare right here, yeah. -[clinks]

[Sara] Oh, shit!

[coughing]

[gun cocks]

Emergency power's still up.

Yeah, well this place doubles as a fall-out shelter. Clear.

You mean like, uh, tornadoes and, uh, shit?

[chuckles] Yeah, like tornadoes and shit.

[rumbling]

What was that?

Everything's going down!

-Go, go, go, go! -[screaming]

[Axel] Whoa!

[grunts]

We're not getting back through that door.

-Well, that's inconvenient. -Why is that?

'Cause this is the only way in or out of this place.

-Oh, Jesus. So much for a few days' rest. -Like I said, mausoleum.

Yeah.

What, you mean like, um, paintings and shit?

-[clanking] -[lights hum]

[Vanessa] All right, everybody have a look around. See what you can find.

[Flesh] Hey, you guys, get in here! Guys!

Look at all this stuff.

[laughs]

-Real food. Real food. Not just beans. -[Vanessa] What?

-Holy crap, look at it all! -[Susan] Beer?

-Oh, amazing! -Dude.

-[laughter] -[bottles clinking]

[bottle openin]

-[crunching] -[clinking]

[buzzes]

[buzzes]

One way in, no way out.

What the hell were you guys doing in here?

-[laughter] -[Axel clears throat]

To the fallen.

-We salute you. -[all] To the fallen.

-Fallen! -And the living.

As well.

[grunts]

Ah...

♪ Big Rock Candy Mountain Never wear your socks ♪

♪ Little streams of alcohol Running down the rocks ♪

♪ There's a lake of stew And of whiskey too ♪

♪ You can paddle all around it In a big canoe ♪

♪ In the Big Rock Candy Mount-- ♪

[laughing]

♪ In the Big Rock Candy Mountains The jails are made of tin ♪

What are you singing, Sam?

♪ And you can walk right out again As soon as you walk in ♪

♪ I wanna stay Where you sleep all day ♪

♪ And hung the jerk Who invented work ♪

[laughter]

-♪ In the Big Rock Candy Mountains ♪ -[laughter]

Woo!

-[crickets chirping] -[owl hooting]

I'm gonna find you.

No matter what it takes.

I'll, uh, I'll take some of that stew if you're done with it there.

[groans]

It's all you, buddy.

-For what? -Easy.

-Thanks, pal. -What's up, Doc? [sighs]

Please, please, just go away. Okay?

-[stammers] It's not you! It's not you! -Whatever! Whatever!

[Sam] Maybe it's time to leave.

[glasses clinking]

[John] Mm.

-The Guess Who isn't American. -Yes, they were.

-They wrote that song "American Woman." -It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

- Really? - Nope.

But neither is Rush, Bachman Turner Overdrive--

-No. Really? -Bryan Adams...

-Well, yeah. -Loverboy...

-Bullshit. No, Loverboy is American. -Loverboy...

-Uh-huh. -Loverboy is not an American band.

Love-- [sighs]

-What? Loverboy is my favorite band. -That's impossible.

-Loverboy isn't anybody's favorite band. -Well, it's true, they're mine.

-No, it's not, no. -Yeah.

-What? They're my favorite band ever. -Well, they're a Canadian band.

-Fine, you win. Whatever. -[sighs]

Oh, come on. Don't be a sore loser.

[laughing]

No, I'm not a loser.

No, you're the opposite of a loser. That's what I meant.

[chuckles]

-That's nice. -[laughter]

I think I love you.

-[laughs] -[smacks]

[moans]

[moans]

No.

-No, no. No, no, no, no! -What do you mean?

-No! No! Stop. -What do you mean?

Stop! Get off me, please!

No! Oh, God!

[grunting]

[screams]

Help! Help me!

[screaming continues]

-[Sara] What was that? -Shit! Vanessa.

[John] Shut up!

Be quiet!

-What the hell's going on here, huh? -Relax! Relax, people.

-We were laughing and then he kissed me... -She kissed me too, she was kissing me.

-No. -Yes, you did too!

-That's not true! -She kissed me! You did!

We were just-- I was-- And then you wouldn't let go of me!

You wanted me to! Let go of me, bitch!

[grunts]

Don't call me "bitch", bitch.

-Now what are we supposed to do? -I don't know.

I'd start with castration but I'm probably in the minority.

Come on, you gotta be kidding me.

We'd kick you out but the new guy blew up the front door.

-Kick me out for what? What did I do? -[Sara] Sounds good to me.

-Oh, God. Here we go again! -Again?

-What are you guys talking about? -[Axel] Stay out of this.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Look at her neck.

-What? -The marks on her neck.

-What are you talking about? -Roger, Cynthia...

The way they were killed.

-What are you saying, Doc? -That he's the killer.

Are you crazy? What the hell's going on here, seriously?

[Sara] No, think about it, people. Think about it.

I am thinking about it.

He was always accusing everybody else. It was always somebody else.

-Either me, or Flesh-- -And then Mohamad.

Mohamad was the one who was doing it.

Are you guys completely nuts? Stop this. Okay, stop it, now.

And you sided with Brendan! You tried to get all of us killed!

No! Jesus Christ!

I was trying to kiss her! I was drunk!

Your hands were around her throat when I got there, John!

I was trying to stop her from screaming, that's all!

That wasn't me trying to--

-Trying to what? -Kill her!

Trying to kill her! I don't want to kill anybody!

You tried to kill me a couple of times.

That's different.

How? How is that different, John?

You wanna get his bag?

[pants]

-What the--?! You can't just-- -Well, looky here.

You've seen that before, so what?

Yeah, it's from the kitchen at the hospital. I recognize the handle.

There's a reason for that. I don't think I need to explain it.

This is the same kind of blade that killed Roger.

-Serrated edge, slanted tip. -Bullshit!

Look, I took that from the kitchen for protection! That's it!

Oh, no.

-What the hell? -That looks like Cynthia's finger.

-I think that pretty much settles it. -[John] Bullshit! That's not mine!

All this time it was you, John? All this time it was you?

-[Axel] All right! -[Flesh] You blame everybody else.

You blamed Mohamad, you blamed me.

No, what's-- Axel, think about this.

Look at this guy!

Uh-- Ah! Ah!

-[Susan screaming] -[bottle shattering]

-Drop the gun. Drop it! -Let her go.

-Don't make me do this! -Let her go!

-[John] Drop the gun now! Drop it! -[Axel] Let her go!

-Please don't do this-- -Shut up!

[Axel] Look around. Where are you gonna go?

-[grunts] -[gasps]

[glass shattering]

[John groaning]

[yelps]

-[wheezes] -[blood gushes]

[sobs]

I hope to God we were right.

[Burl Ives' "Big Rock Candy Mountain" playing"]

♪The soda water fountain ♪

♪ Where the lemonade springs And the bluebird sings ♪

♪ In that Big Rock Candy Mountain ♪

♪ On a summer's day In the month of May ♪

♪ A burly bum came a-hiking ♪

♪ Down a shady lane Through the sugar cane ♪

♪ He was looking for his liking ♪

♪ As he strolled along, he sang a song Of the land of milk and honey ♪

♪ Where a bum can stay For many a day ♪