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When I first came to America

I found a country of opportunities,

where one's highest wish could be met

If you were willing to fight for it.

So what do you want?

Danger? Speed? Brutality? Freedom?

Imagine if I said you can get it all that and more with twisted metal?

twisted metal is a reality competition In 22 sections, where 16 participants compete

in a brutal crash race.

The only rule? Survive.

Okay.

From the Middle Ages on to today's Valborg Has tournaments imprisoned the masses.

But we season to it with cars, Weapons and celebrities.

celebrities

Should Wesley Delta?

No, it's just one example. But Carson likes the concept.

Yes. In future seasons We aim both nationally and globally.

The world becomes our battlefield.

Imagine Hong Kong, Paris, cars that drive up the Eiffel Tower.

Excuse me to interrupt, Mr. Sparks,

But this seems very expensive.

Only the cars…

That's why the drivers have to bring their own vehicles.

imagine it. Jay Leno in duel against Jerry Seinfeld.

They will drive vintage cars out of their private collections.

- No one will do it. - What should they compete for?

These are people who have everything.

That's a good question. I am moving on to the next part.

The winner in my tournament…

The winnings! Wish well

… Gets his highest wish fulfilled.

Okay. Imagine if they want A billion dollars?

We cannot bear that cost.

You don't need that either. You know what you usually say.

"Be careful what you wish for."

So no one wins?

I don't know if it goes home At the best broadcast time.

Okay.

Do you know why you can't tear your eyes from a car accident? It is pure instinct.

It triggers something in the brain.

One can't help but look, to question one's own mortality.

That's exactly what we should show.

America won't look away.

And you have The whole America's attention ...

... then you own the world.

NBC has already captured the whole America's attention.

With friends. Thanks for coming.

We have something new called Battlebots which is very similar to your idea.

So we are giving up at present. Do we waive?

- We renounce. - We renounce.

i want back my five minutes.

As you like.

Narrow -minded fools.

Battlebots?

If the world is not ready, so ...

Then I wait until it is.

- Quiet! - May!

Quiet! Sorry!

I knew the minion-stuff and should have said something,

But I didn't and I ... My God, that's my fault.

That shit means nothing anymore. Do you understand?

Yes, but John, then? What should we do?

We continue to fight. Open the hood and sit behind the wheel.

Yes, damn!

Okay, John. Are you left in there, So this will be hard.

Clear!

Come on, wake up!

- Jell-O! - John?

Quiet? Did we win?

Okay, he's fixed.

- A bomb? - Yes. It was a carnage.

It doesn't feel so sour that I lost because the tournament was canceled.

No, someone won.

- Stu. - Stu? Do you drive ... now it feels worse.

Sorry I sabotage the reunion,

But we don't have Unlimited with gasoline,

So please tell me where to drive.

I don't know. Dolls can be anywhere.

Drive north.

Finally a map that can be understood.

Now the game starts really.

Looking at. My master is here.

Congratulations, stu.

Fulfill my wish.

It's no little wish, It is not to play with.

Are you sure you want this? You can't regret it later.

Tighten me, stu. Oh, what a fantastic toilet.

Hello, where did that door come from?

Oh, what a service!

Exit

I want to a safe place, Away from all this ...

Just me and Mike.

Fulfill my wish.

Thank you for participating in Twisted Metal.

Huh?

No. No!

What the hell?

What the hell?

Welcome to Copper Mountain

We are there.

Are you coming?

- Do you want to go in first? - No, please.

The door is a bit sluggish.

Oh, sorry. It's your house. You may go in first.

Oh, was Davy Crocket your grandfather, right?

Switch off!

Too bad for you. I'm taking the bed!

Damn. This is life.

Was the chair turned on by itself?

- We have electricity. How is it possible? - There must be a generator here.

"Solar energy." It sounds like the fuel of the future.

Awesome.

Oh, you're full of surprises.

John! I hope you like Your chicken soup with some chew resistance.

John?

Have you paxed this room?

It is not necessary.

It was mine.

Millennium Drive-in Muppets from Space - Stuart Little

Put off.

The babysitter club Kristy and the diaper disaster

Belongs to Krista Don't touch my things Protutunge !!!

- It's overwhelming. - Yes.

I've never missed anyone so much. Like a large, black hole.

It sucks.

That's why I wanted to win the tournament.

Not just for outsiders, but…

Without her.

- Then I sabotaged everything. - You didn't.

Yes, I did.

We lost. I lost.

You tried to improve things.

It may not go in this world.

So…

It's time we do something ...

... for us.

It's our turn.

We can create a life here.

No more cars?

And no more violence?

Just we.

But maybe not really.

Hörni, I found one…

Sorry! Sorry!

- At ... - At ...

- ... electricity ... - ... electricity ...

The fire.

At the throw, you should be careful, Like when using the clutch.

Okay? Do you pull too much you don't get in the gear.

In this case the car is the fish And the hook is the gear.

Or is it the other way around?

What the hell are you doing?

I fish.

Listen to someone who is experienced. Do not shoot at what you don't see.

- I met one. - It was a tour.

Mayhem and I will fish for right ...

Okay. We will certainly waste bullets today.

I met one. Right in the skull.

Tonight I have cooked Forell, executed, not fished.

Damn, what good it looks.

May! Time for food!

- Wait a little! - We are not waiting for you!

How's ax training going?

Pretty good.

She already hits cans at 20 meters.

What good. You cook the food from now on.

The quiet should not even be near a saucepan.

Excuse me, I didn't hear that you complained

When you grew up my squirrel muffle.

She put the shit in her pockets And threw it.

Hello!

- What is it? - Damn Golare!

It's quiet. What is it?

Old man, we have you here for your personality

And your ax skills. That's all.

Hello to you, my faithful twisted metal viewers.

- No. - I speak to you with grief in the heart.

all our country is in shock after the act of violence committed during my tournament.

Hundreds of innocent insiders murdered brutally.

My God.

In response, the mega cities formed an alliance,

Insider's united treaty.

We have conducted a thorough investigation…

… and revealed the bombers' identity.

There were two competitors, John Doe and Quiet.

Huh?

I want all walls to fall, in all cities, everywhere.

It's time for outsiders to have its rightful part.

What the hell is this?

It's not us. Where did they get my vest from?

The ball.

These evil acts are a war- Explanation against all insiders everywhere.

We will not accept the attack on our way of life.

The tournament was intended as a peace gesture to outsiders.

Unfortunately, the Peace Gesture was destroyed.

so now we'll destroy you.

Insiders are no longer hiding.

We'll take back our country by all means required.

and when outsiders are gone will we finally be free,

and then we will no longer to need some walls.

all who support John and Quiet will be considered hostile.

and the one who hands them over to us will be hailed as a hero.

in one way or another shall we ship justice.

Dear viewers, Do not release the screen with the gaze.

Was on your guard. Take care of you.

and John and Quiet, if you see this

So you should know that you cannot escape.

the world will be a battlefield!

How the hell did it find us?

Stir her again, So you will see what we do with fish!

Krista?

- Krista, is it you? - In your dreams.

Damn!

Krista, it's me, your brother!

Do you remember me?

No, I guess?

My God!

Quiet, May, we have to leave.

Where is minion?

- It's Krista? - huh?

- Krista? Minion, then? - No, Krista is minion!

- Damn! - Check out!

My God.

Hello!

Join us if you do not want to die.

- Stu? - It's stu.0.

Stick! I stop her.

Stick, I said!

Good night, minion.

- Damn. - Oh then.

My hero!

Running!

Sorry, the acid.

I was up there in space Completely alone for months.

But all that time Gave me time to work on myself.

Okay?

It's always been mike and stu, Or Sweet Tooth and Stu.

I got tired of being a sidekick. So I started exercising.

Push -ups, biceps, All large muscle groups.

I got to know the capsule and timed it For a crash in the big lakes.

- Then I went to the cottage. - Did you know about the cottage?

Are you kidding? You talked about it constantly. Everyone knew it.

- We made it a beverage game. - Yes.

I drew a map out of memory. The cat is really a horse.

I can't draw horses.

Absolutely fucking incredible.

What is the plan?

Insiders have declared war on outsiders.

- We should join the battle. - So damn either. We should escape.

Calypso blamed the bombing on us.

Everyone is looking for us. We have nowhere to escape.

Just. I'm not going to escape anymore.

Why do you smile?

- I always smile. - Not that way.

That smile means: "I have a plan that you will hate."

The war between outsiders and insiders Is a game, and it's rigged.

The game is always rigged against those like us.

We have to get rid of the gaming master.

- My God, you can't mean seriously. - I do.

- Wait, I don't keep up. - Not me either.

I'm going to kill Calypso.

He started the war and changed my sister.

She is probably not your sister anymore. She is a minion, or…

She may call herself what she wants And see me as a stranger.

She is still my sister.

Krista is still in there.

Do we get rid of Calypso, we get our lives back.

And maybe her with.

So you want to cross a war zone

And chase the world's most dangerous man?

Count on me.

Remember no one to Calypso Sent me out into space?

And revived Your sister from the dead?

He's right.

- We will need help. - We don't need help.

We need cars.

I haven't slept so well in several years.

What the hell?

Loosen the rope before throwing

Your shit car in the river.

Unfortunately, it is not possible, buddy. We have received an order to take you into chains.

So? By whom?

Your dad. His holiness Saw you fight in the tournament.

He is really impressed with How his heritage has been managed.

Dad?

You are now entering the Eastern Territory Pope Charlie Kane

Sub -texts: Linda Hellner