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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a lovable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three is company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous
Three is company too ♪♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birth... ♪
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♪ Jack ♪
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♪ Happy ♪♪ Boy, you
need a lot of air for this.
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I picked the right
man for the job.
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Have you any idea where you'd
like me to put these balloons?
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Yes.
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But just hang 'em
on the wall anyway.
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Why are we doing all
this for Jack? You didn't
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go to this much
trouble for my birthday.
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That's not true.
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I had a wonderful present
for you your last birthday.
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I never understood
why you didn't want it.
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I had a headache.
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Stanley, do you remember what
happened on my 35th birthday?
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Wasn't that the day
Pearl Harbor got bombed?
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Close. It was the
day you got bombed...
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because I walked out on you.
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- You did?
- Of course I did.
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I was gone for three hours.
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And then I came back.
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That must have been
why I got bombed.
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You know perfectly well
that I left you, Stanley Roper,
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and you know why I left you too.
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It was that bleached
blonde up in 307.
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- What about her?
- You were always
up in her apartment,
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inspecting her pipes.
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Just doing my job. That's all.
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You spent so much
time up there that I was
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getting suspicious that
something was happening.
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Then why'd you come back?
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Well, I figured you spent a
lot of time in our apartment too,
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and nothing ever happened here.
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Listen, why don't those
kids give the party upstairs?
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Because they want
Jack to be surprised.
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Why don't you try
to be nice to him?
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Why should I be nice to him?
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Well, I told you. They
want Jack to be surprised.
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How's your cake
comin'? It's all finished.
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Well, let me see. Let me see.
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What do you think?
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Great. Look.
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"Happy Birthda"?
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Where's the "Y"? Oh.
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Oh.
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And where's the Jack? As
in "Happy birthday, Jack"?
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Do you think we need it? I mean,
after all, he knows it's his birthday...
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and he knows his name is Jack.
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And we're not gonna be
singing "Happy birthday, Harry."
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That makes sense.
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Oh, Chrissy, how are we gonna get
Jack down to the Ropers' apartment?
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Oh, that's easy. You
see, when he comes in,
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I'm gonna say... "Oh,
we're out of orange juice,"
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which we both know
is his favorite drink.
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So he'll go down to the
market where... "Surprise!"
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And Mrs. Roper will be waiting to take
him to The Regal Beagle, where... surprise!
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Mr. Roper will just happen to be
waiting for a telephone call from me...
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telling him to come right
back with Jack... surprise!
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Chrissy, honey, when Jack
comes in, why don't you just say,
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"Let's me and you go
for a walk on the beach,"
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then keep him there half
an hour and come back.
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Yeah. That might work too.
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Aren't you gonna put
a border on this cake?
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Oh, yeah.
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Huh.
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Mmm. Not bad. Mmm.
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Now put some on the cake.
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Oh, hi. Oh, I'm sorry. I must
have the wrong apartment.
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Oh, who did you want?
I was looking for a man.
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Who isn't?
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I thought Jack
Tripper lived here.
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Oh, yeah. He does.
Oh, well, in that case,
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will you tell him
Susan Walters is here?
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Oh. Well, um, I would,
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but, see, he's
not here right now.
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But we expect
him back real soon.
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Oh, good. I'll wait.
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Are you the cleaning lady?
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No. I live here.
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And, uh, this, uh... this here is
my roommate, Chrissy Snow.
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Oh, hi. Hello. I'm
Susan Walters.
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Oh, I'm Janet Wood. Uh,
Susan is a friend of Jack's.
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Let me get this straight.
You're all roommates?
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Yeah. Yeah. But we're
just good friends. That's all.
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Oh, right. We wouldn't want you
to think there was anything more.
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Why would I think that?
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Well, Susan, we
should apologize.
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I mean, we don't usually
walk around looking like this.
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Oh, I never judge
by appearances.
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After all, people can't
help the way they look.
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Are you and Jack good friends?
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- Yes, we are.
- How good?
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- Chrissy!
- We're very close.
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Oh, really? How close?
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I mean, uh, that must
have been very nice.
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Yes, it is.
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Funny, Jack never
mentioned you before.
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But then again, he never
talks about any of his affairs.
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I mean, he never talks
about any of his relations.
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I mean... Uh, Susan... Susan, have,
uh, you been seeing a lot of Jack?
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Not lately. Uh, I've
been doing a lot of flying.
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Oh, yeah, I see. Right. Oh, sure. With
him on the ground and you in the air.
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Must have been hard
for your two to connect.
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I mean, hard to get it together.
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I mean, I think
I'm doing it again.
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Uh, Susan, we expect Jack back
real soon. You see, this is his birthday.
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His birthday? Uh-huh.
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- And we're planning
a big surprise.
- But nothing like yours.
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I had no idea it was
his birthday. Well...
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May I use your
bathroom to freshen up?
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Oh.
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Sure.
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The, uh... The
bathroom is right in there.
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Oh. Thank you. Sure.
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That has to freshen up?
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Boy, all the time we
thought Jack was out cooking,
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he was really out cooking.
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Hi.
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What? Did I... Did I
say something funny?
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Jack... There's a
girl here to see you.
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Yeah?
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I don't see her.
She's in the bathroom.
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Oh. Who is it?
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We'll give you a hint.
Coffee, tea or milk?
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I'm not thirsty.
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♪ You light up my life ♪
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♪ You give me hope ♪
Oh, no.
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♪♪ That's Susan.
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Are you kidding me?
That's Susan Walters.
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How'd you guess? Guess? I'd
recognize those lungs anywhere.
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Oh, no. I can't bel... This is
all I need. Susan he... Oh, no.
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Jack, are you all right?
Do you want to sit down?
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You mean I'm still standing? ♪♪
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Jack, what kind of
relationship did you two have?
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Well, at first it was
very good. ♪♪
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Well, what happened?
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Chrissy, it's such
a long story...
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She left me.
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Doesn't sound long to me.
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Yeah, it's... it's just as well. It
became so painful just seeing her.
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It was like a drug. I mean, I...
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Every time I spoke her name or
heard... or heard somebody talk about her,
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I was like Jell-O.
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Oh, now, come on.
You're exaggerating.
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Exaggerating? Janet, I... I
couldn't eat, I couldn't sleep.
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I got stomachaches
and headaches.
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Well, why didn't you
stay away from her?
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And make myself miserable?
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Hey, are you saying that she left you
more than once? Are you kidding, Chrissy?
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She filed me away so many times
I thought I had a catalog number.
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Aw, poor Jack.
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Yeah. Well, I... I finally
played my last card.
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You know, I really wanted to hold onto
her. You know what I'm talking about?
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So I... I suggested that we
make our relationship permanent.
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Well, she walked out on
me, and I never saw her again.
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Oh, Chrissy, I don't know.
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What did I miss?
What did I miss? Huh?
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That is so strange, because she
acted like she really liked you a lot.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, me and every other man across the
country. I was just her L.A. connection.
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I gotta get out of here. Aren't
you gonna stay and say hello?
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No way. If I say
hello, it's good-bye.
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One look at her with those and
that and the... I gotta get out of here.
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No.
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Jack, if you don't face up to her
now, you will never get over her.
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Huh? Don't you see?
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This is a perfect opportunity for you to
prove to yourself that it is really over.
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Yeah. Yeah. You're right.
That's good. Thank you, Janet.
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You know, it's been over
a year since I've seen her.
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I've matured a lot
since then. Whoa.
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You know what I mean. Yeah.
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Just because she's in the next room, I
don't have to fall to pieces. Look at this.
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Get this off of me! See? I can't
deal with this. Make an excuse.
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Yes, you can. No,
sit. Sit down. Listen.
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All you have to
do is just be cool.
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- All right. Be cool. I'll be an iceberg.
- Yeah!
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I'll be like Bogey
in Casablanca.
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Remember when Ingrid
Bergman came crawling to him?
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He showed no mercy.
He was an iceberg.
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Jack!
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- Hello, Susan.
- How are you, Jack?
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Quite well. And yourself?
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So, Susan, what brings
you to Los Angeles?
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Oh, don't you know? I
came in for your birthday.
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You remembered my birthday?
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Oh, how could I forget?
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Do you remember how we
celebrated my birthday last year?
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Oh, Susan!
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Jack, want to go for a
walk with me on the beach?
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Susan, Susan.
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Jack, Jack.
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Sick, sick.
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Oh. What do you say
we celebrate our reunion?
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I'll open up a bottle of
wine. Oh, no. Let's go out.
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I feel it's a little
crowded in here.
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That's 'cause you're
standing so close to Jack.
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You're sweet.
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Susan, let's go to The Regal
Beagle. Oh, anything you say.
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- You can't go!
- Why not?
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You're supposed to
go for a walk with me.
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Chrissy, I'll take a rain
check on that. All right?
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I can't wait till it rains. I want
to go for a walk right now.
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She's a pushy little thing,
isn't she? Excuse me.
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Well, when will you be back?
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Que será, será.
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That's too late.
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Some iceberg.
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He went down like the Titanic.
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I'm really worried. Me
too, Chrissy. Me too.
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It looks like we're
gonna lose him.
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He's gonna get hurt. And we're
gonna have to cook our own meals.
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She's gonna break his heart. And
we're gonna have to cook our own meals.
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His whole life will be ruined.
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And we're gonna have
to cook our own meals.
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Oh, Janet! I just thought
of something! What?
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If she takes Jack away, we're
gonna have to cook our own meals.
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Chrissy! Chrissy, how can you
think of food at a time like this?
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I'm sorry. Well, all right.
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Oh, Janet, what are we gonna do?
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Chrissy, please. I don't
know. I... I... Yes, I do.
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Yes, I do. We're gonna get Jack by
himself and knock some sense into his head.
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Oh, that's a great idea.
237
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:12,461
We'll do it at the surprise
party. We'll take him aside...
238
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:15,219
That won't work. He doesn't know
there's gonna be a surprise party.
239
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,033
You were supposed to take
him there, remember? Oh, yeah.
240
00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:20,691
Yeah. I can't do that now
'cause he's with Susan.
241
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,693
No. Yes, you can.
242
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:26,430
Yes, you can, Chrissy. You can
just go down to The Regal Beagle...
243
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:29,939
and pry him away from
her. With what? A crowbar?
244
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,271
You do not need any tools.
245
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,506
You can just use the
equipment that you've got.
246
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:39,209
Are you saying... Do you
want Jack to be hurt again?
247
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,557
No. All right. Then get
down to The Regal Beagle...
248
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,514
and make him forget
all about Susan.
249
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:48,852
Chrissy, all you have to do is just
be alluring and be seductive... sexy.
250
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:55,192
Well, do you think I can do it?
251
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,261
Oh, yes, yes!
252
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,863
What has she got that
you haven't got? Jack.
253
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,334
Not for long, Chrissy.
Now come on.
254
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,436
We gotta get you into
some working clothes.
255
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,972
Oh! I don't have work
clothes. This will work.
256
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,412
To you.
257
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,681
To us. Tonight.
258
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,283
To... Oh.
259
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,852
Oh, my goodness. Look
at how late it's getting.
260
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,555
Oh, Jack, I've missed you.
261
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,525
You missed me? Oh, yes.
262
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,272
I should never have let you
run away from me like that.
263
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:33,764
That's funny. I always thought
you were the one who left.
264
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,834
You didn't forget me, did you?
265
00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:39,770
How could I forget you?
266
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:43,106
Oh, Susan, I used to think
of you flying everywhere...
267
00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:46,577
Over the land and sea,
those hills and valleys.
268
00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:51,281
Oh, Jack, I want to
fly with you. Where?
269
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,951
Oh, you... Oh, you mean
you want to... Oh, fly with me.
270
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:56,654
That's great. Ohh.
What do you say?
271
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,989
Is it time for takeoff?
272
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:01,792
Well, yeah. I mean, I'm...
273
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,061
Once we're up, we'll
never come down.
274
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,764
Oh, Susan, Susan.
275
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,743
Hi.
276
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,614
Hi.
277
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,019
What?
278
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:31,622
Hi.
279
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:34,191
Chrissy, I can't hear
you. Speak up. I said hi!
280
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:39,697
Hi. Hi.
281
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:44,368
I miss you so much, my darling.
282
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,605
"Darling"? All right,
Chrissy. What's the joke?
283
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,474
I need you back
at the apartment.
284
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,544
And I do mean need you.
285
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,615
Are you all right?
286
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,617
Only when I'm with you.
287
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,819
What do you say you and me...
288
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:07,291
You and me what? You know.
289
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,061
Is there something in your eye?
290
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:15,899
Just you, big fella.
291
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:18,802
Oh! Oh!
292
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,904
Oh, Jack. Oh! Oh!
293
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,374
Oh, excuse me. I'm so sorry.
294
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:27,278
Chrissy! Yes?
295
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:38,489
Go home. But... Go home. Now!
296
00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:55,466
Oh, Susan, I'm... I'm
so sorry. I don't know
297
00:17:55,490 --> 00:17:57,775
what came over her.
Now, where were we...
298
00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:02,580
before that strange creature
so rudely interrupted?
299
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:06,250
Well, you were about ready
to take it off. I mean, take off.
300
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,319
I remember.
301
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,094
This time it's for
keeps, huh, Susan?
302
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:19,430
This time it's for keeps, Roger.
303
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,532
Roger? Hi, Susan.
304
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,280
Hello, Roger. I thought
you were in Hong Kong.
305
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:27,538
No, that's Timmy. Mind if I sit down,
pal? Thanks. As a matter of fact,
306
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,651
we were having a private
conversation... Uh, Jack,
307
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,809
between the, uh... This
is Captain Chadway.
308
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,811
Roger, this is Jack Tripper.
309
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:36,925
Nice to meet you.
How's your strokes, baby?
310
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,428
Uh, tennis. He means
tennis. We played tennis once.
311
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:43,020
Oh. Oh. What, you
work for the same airline?
312
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:45,656
Work and play, huh, baby?
313
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,793
Listen, why don't we get
going, Susan? What? Oh, sure.
314
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,163
Uh, Jack and I are old friends.
315
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:55,032
Oh? Yeah, friends
for keeps, huh, Susan?
316
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,502
That's right, darling.
317
00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,271
That's right, Roger.
318
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,107
Let's get going. Oh, I'm sorry.
319
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:14,252
Jack! Are you all right?
320
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:18,055
Yeah, I'm fine. I just
got a little jolt. That's all.
321
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,749
Where's Jack? He should
have been here a half hour ago.
322
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,739
Don't worry. He'll be here.
323
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,819
I'm not worried about
him. I'm getting hungry.
324
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,144
Oh, Stanley, can't you wait?
325
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:44,649
No. When a person wants something
bad enough, he ought to get it.
326
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:50,154
I couldn't agree with you more.
327
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,390
There he is.
328
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,259
Okay, everybody. All right.
Here. Mrs. Roper. And Mr. Roper.
329
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,640
All right. I'll turn
out the lights. Okay.
330
00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:01,131
Stanley, take
off that silly nose.
331
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:06,136
I did take it off.
332
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,138
Oh.
333
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,408
I'm opening the door right now!
334
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:12,443
Surprise!
335
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,578
Oh, you shouldn't have.
336
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,316
Get in here.
337
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,586
All right, Chrissy. All
right. Now, where is Jack?
338
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,954
He's still at The Regal Beagle.
339
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,924
You mean you
weren't able to... No.
340
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:30,628
I acted as sexy as I could,
and he wouldn't even look at me.
341
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:34,398
What did you expect when you
sent a woman to do a man's job?
342
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:40,838
You mean he's not even
coming to his own birthday party?
343
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,941
- No.
- Wait a minute.
344
00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:47,278
You mean I blew two and a half
bucks for those paper plates for nothing?
345
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,280
Stanley. I could have gotten...
346
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,427
Christmas leftovers for a
buck and a quarter. Stanley!
347
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,429
No. Am I cheap?
No, I go all out.
348
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,631
I get the expensive
happy birthday ones.
349
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:58,422
Save your breath,
Stanley. I don't have any left.
350
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,424
It's all in your balloons.
351
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:05,429
I thought this was gonna
be such a fun evening.
352
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:10,601
Hi. Oh, Jack, it's so
wonderful to see you!
353
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,372
He's here! He's here!
354
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,040
Yeah, but he's still with her.
355
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:20,411
Oh, St-St-Stanley,
t-turn out the lights.
356
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,580
Oh. Everybody ready? Uh-huh.
357
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:26,116
Okay? Ready, set...
Okay. Here I go.
358
00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:28,264
Surprise!
359
00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:33,056
Thank you. Oh,
happy birthday, Jack.
360
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,103
Thank you, Mrs. Roper.
361
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,706
Excuse me. Happy birthday, Jack.
362
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,963
Happy birthday.
363
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:43,668
Chrissy, thank you so... Look
at... Oh, thank you, everybody.
364
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:46,170
I see you brought
your own gift. Yes.
365
00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:49,907
No, we just came, uh, to
get some of Susan's things.
366
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,621
Uh, Mr. Roper, I'd like you
to meet a friend of mine...
367
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:55,023
who's just passing
through L.A., Susan Walters.
368
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,980
Who? Hi.
369
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:59,116
Hi. Hi.
370
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:06,290
And now, uh, I have a
surprise for all of you.
371
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,893
I'm getting married.
372
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,798
Who's the lucky guy?
373
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:16,967
Oh, Jack, you're not...
374
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:20,904
Yep. As a matter of fact, I'm getting
married first thing in the morning.
375
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:25,220
You see, I have this uncle
who's a judge... What?
376
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:28,379
Jack, you don't have... I
have this uncle who's a judge...
377
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:31,515
Just a minute. What's
today? Thursday.
378
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:34,117
Oh, I almost forgot.
379
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,721
I have a flight out of
L.A.X. in two hours.
380
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:39,189
Aw.
381
00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:41,225
I thought you might.
382
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:45,028
Well, I really have to run. You
will forgive me, won't you, Jack?
383
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,130
Forgive you? I thank you.
384
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,266
Oh.
385
00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:52,670
Bye. Good-bye, Susan.
386
00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:05,861
Jack. Jack, what happened?
Oh, you had to be there.
387
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,818
Where? Under the table.
388
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:11,689
- Oh.
- What's all this
about you getting married?
389
00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:15,158
- It was just a joke.
- It would have to be,
wouldn't it?
390
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:20,197
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
391
00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:22,867
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
392
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:25,836
♪ Happy birthday, dear Jack ♪
393
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,372
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
394
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:34,377
Happy birthday to you ♪♪
395
00:23:35,647 --> 00:23:37,647
Yea!
396
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:45,655
Okay, Jack. Now, close
your eyes and make a wish,
397
00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:47,757
then blow out the candles.
398
00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:50,894
Here.
399
00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:56,166
What did you wish for?
400
00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:59,447
All I can tell you is I wished for
something good to happen to all of us here.
401
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:03,507
Aw. If you don't get any
sleep tonight, Stanley,
402
00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:06,209
you can blame it on Jack's wish.
403
00:24:10,716 --> 00:24:13,751
Well, come on, Jack.
Cut the cake. Oh, okay.
404
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,625
Bet you'll never
guess who baked it.
405
00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:26,063
U.S. Steel?
406
00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:52,923
Three's Company
was videotaped...
407
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,058
in front of a studio audience.
408
00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:58,128
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