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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a lovable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three is company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous
Three is company too ♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Hi. What are you doing? I'm
trying to make myself a sandwich.
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Oh, well, that's simple. See,
the bread goes on the outside.
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Thank you, Jack. Don't mention
it. I'm full of valuable information.
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Yeah. You're full
of other things too.
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Oh! This is terrible! My father's
coming to preach a sermon.
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- Here?
- No. In a church.
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- Chrissy, when's
your father coming?
- Today.
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His plane arrives at
2:30. Oh, no! Look!
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He should have brought that with
him and saved himself a stamp.
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It took over a week to get
here. Oh, no! From Fresno?
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And what else did our
efficient postal service bring us?
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Any Christmas cards
or Life magazines?
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No. Just bills. They always
get here right on time.
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Oh, this is terrible. He
can't see us like this.
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Oh, you're right. This
apartment is a wreck.
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It's worse than that. Chrissy,
that's an exaggeration.
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Your dad's been here
before. He knows how we live.
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Things have changed
since then. What things?
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You used to be Eleanor.
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Hey, level with me. Was
my operation a success?
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Jack, last time Chrissy's
father came down,
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Eleanor was still our roommate.
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Chrissy, don't worry about it. I'm
sure your father's gonna like me.
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Oh! Chrissy, I'll be
on my best behavior.
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Oh! Thank you for
that vote of confidence.
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Chrissy. Christmas, your
mother did tell your father...
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that Jack was living
here, didn't she?
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Didn't she?
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Oh!
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Chrissy? Chrissy,
she did not tell him?
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Is that what you're
trying to tell us?
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What was that? Could
you nod a little louder?
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Oh, boy.
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What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
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Chrissy, relax! Don't panic.
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Come here. Just sit down, all right?
Don't panic. There's no problem.
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Your dad doesn't come here for
another, what, four hours, right?
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I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll just get
some stuff and move up with Larry...
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and stay there until
he leaves, okay?
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Oh, Jack! Oh, that's
terrific. Oh, thank you. Well...
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Thank you! Thank
you! Hey, anytime.
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Thank you. Thank
you. You're welcome.
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How about you, Janet?
Would you like to thank me too?
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Hmm?
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Never mind.
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Oh, come on, Janet. Okay.
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We've gotta get this place cleaned up
right away. You don't know my father.
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His favorite sermon is
"Cleanliness is Next to Godliness."
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Why don't you tell that
to egg lips over there?
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Listen, I'll do something
about my bedroom.
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- Oh, what are you
gonna do, clean it?
- No. I'm going to lock it.
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Oh, Jack, I want you to do
something in my bedroom too.
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That's an even better idea.
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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And just what did
you have in mind?
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I've got lots of things
running through my mind.
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No. I wanted him to
hang this picture for me.
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And hanging pictures wasn't
one of them. Yeah, I'll bet.
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Daddy gave this to me so I wouldn't
forget all the friends I left behind.
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Well, how come you never
hung it before? I forgot I had it.
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I'll go borrow a hammer
from the Ropers.
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♪♪
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Helen, I found out what
was wrong with the...
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Helen.
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Helen.
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- What'd you
do that for?
- I got good news.
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I fixed the garbage
disposal in 207.
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You wanna call the
L.A. Times, or shall I?
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You know what was wrong
with the garbage disposal?
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They never use it.
They eat out all the time.
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So? Some people like
to enjoy themselves.
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It's not against the rules,
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except around this apartment.
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Nothing works well if
you don't use it enough.
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That's so true.
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Of course, it would take a
miracle to get some things...
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to work right around here.
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A miracle.
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What are you doing? I'm praying.
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Another one of your
little digs, huh, Helen?
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Oh, Stanley, remember
when we used to go dancing?
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Come on. Come
on. Not now, Helen.
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I don't wanna... Come
on, Stanley. Here.
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You pretend you're the man.
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Just for a couple minutes.
Then I gotta do the toilet in 306.
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♪ Da, da, da, da ♪
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♪ Da, da, da... ♪♪
Oh! Oh! Oh!
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What's the matter?
My back just went out.
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Oh! See, Stanley?
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When you don't use
something enough...
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Ow. Oh.
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Well, do something.
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Hi, Mrs. Roper. Have you got a
hammer? Hey, that's a good idea.
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I don't know what it is,
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but whenever my father's around, I feel
just like I did when I was a little girl.
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How's that? Like I'm just getting
ready to show him my report card.
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Chrissy, come on, honey.
You're not a little girl.
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You're a grown-up
woman. Don't feel that way.
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Yeah, you're
right. I won't. Yeah.
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Good. How do you think the
room looks? I'd say about a "C" plus.
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That's Jack.
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He's always locking himself out.
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Chrissy!
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Daddy!
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Oh, Daddy. You weren't supposed
to be here till this afternoon.
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I caught an earlier plane so we
could spend a little more time together.
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Oh, how nice. Isn't
that nice, Janet?
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You remember Janet?
Why, yes, of course.
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- How nice to see you
again, Janet.
- Thank you. Hi.
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And I seem to remember
another girl. Um,
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Eleanor. Great girl.
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Yeah, great. Yeah.
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She doesn't live with us
anymore. No. No more.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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She was a very nice girl.
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How do you... How do
you manage with the rent?
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Uh... We manage.
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Yeah, we do. Good.
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Yes, we just manage right along.
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Well, it sure is
a beautiful day.
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I hope it doesn't
rain this weekend.
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That always keeps
the sinners at home.
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All right, Chrissy,
where's the picture?
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Quit foolin' around.
I'm gonna have to...
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Sorry. Wrong pew.
No, no, no, no. Don't go.
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Don't go. Stay. Stay, my boy.
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Well, Chrissy, aren't you going
to introduce me to your friend?
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What?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, uh, Daddy,
this is Jack Tripper.
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Very pleased to meet
you, Jack. Reverend Snow.
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Oh! I'm sorry. I'm just doin' a little
work. There's no need to apologize.
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If it hadn't been for a
carpenter, I wouldn't have a job.
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Too bad Mother couldn't
come with you to visit.
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Oh, you'll be seeing
her soon enough.
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You know, Chrissy,
everybody back home...
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talks about you all the time.
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They really miss you.
Oh, I miss them too.
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I really do.
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Wh-What did you mean that I'll
be seeing Mother soon enough?
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Well, I'd like to take
you back home with me.
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Home? Yes. I figure
you've had your little fling,
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and, you know, with your
mother missing you so much...
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Oh, Daddy. Oh, I
really like it here.
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I mean, things have been
really good for me here.
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All right, Chrissy.
I'm a fair man.
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Just give me some
time to see for myself...
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just how good it is, all right?
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So, Jack... Yes, sir! Oh.
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I have the hammer. I have it.
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Uh, do you live nearby?
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Nearby? Oh, uh, yeah,
you could call it that.
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It's right... It's not far.
It's just... It's fairly close.
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- Oh.
- Daddy, would you
like some coffee?
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No, thank you. How close, Jack?
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Excuse me. I'll
go get your coffee.
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I'm gonna help him.
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Okay, Jack, now what
do you think we should do?
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We're going to stay cool.
Everything's under control.
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Oh! Oh, Jack, you
gotta be careful.
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You burned yourself last week on
the water. Janet, don't worry about me.
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I'm always cool under pressure.
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Tell me, Chrissy, does
Jack always act so strangely?
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Like what? Ow!
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- Like that.
- Chrissy, Jack burned
his hand on the water.
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- Oh, where's the burn ointment?
- Uh, I think it's still
in my bedroom.
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I'll get it.
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- Your bedroom?
- Well...
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Well, it's a bedroom
in the sense that...
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'there's a room
with a bed in it.
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Just like the kitchen's a
room with a "kitch" in it.
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But, uh... See,
um, when you say...
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How-How long have you
been living here, Jack?
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Well, you mean...
Is that a rhetor...
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You see... All
right. Well, okay.
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- Ever since
we got married.
- Married?
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- Honey?
- Well.
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I'm certainly very glad
to hear you say that.
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But, of course, I
should have guessed.
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Anyone can tell just
by looking at you.
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- They could?
- Where were you married?
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We, uh... It was,
uh... City Hall, I think.
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City Hall? You mean you didn't
get married by a man of the cloth?
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Oh, well, it-it wasn't my
idea, was it, dumpling?
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You know, there's still a few
old-fashioned ministers around...
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who'd say that, uh,
you aren't really married.
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Oh. Yeah. I suppose there are.
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And I happen to be one of them.
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Oh, well, Reverend...
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You see, Reverend
Snow, one of these days,
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we are planning to
make it more religious.
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Now, I'm happy to
hear you say that, Janet.
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In that case, there's
no need to wait.
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- What do you mean?
- I'll marry you
right here and now.
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Reverend Snow, you don't have to
marry us. No. I think it's for the best.
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No, sir. You're our guest. We
don't want to put you to work.
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Uh, Jack, "It is better
to marry than to burn."
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I Corinthians 7:9.
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Reverend Snow, it's just that we-we
don't want you to go to all that trouble.
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Oh, it's no trouble. In just a
few minutes, it'll be all over.
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That's what I'm afraid of.
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Well, you see, what-what
Jack means, sir,
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is that, uh, we just don't
wanna put you out like that.
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You must be tired
after your long trip.
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Oh, Fresno isn't
that far. Chrissy!
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Oh, your burn.
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Don't touch the...
I'll get your ointment.
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Now all we need is another
witness and we can get on with it.
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Uh, a witness? There are
no witnesses at this hour.
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At 11:30 in the morning?
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Well, that-that's the
worst possible time.
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There's absolutely
nobody around.
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- I didn't hear that.
- No.
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I'm just going to
see who's not there.
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Jack. I think that you and I
had better have a little talk.
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All right? Sure. I mean...
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00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:33,678
Now... Now, it isn't as though
you're getting married for the first time.
233
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,680
Too true.
234
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:38,183
I just wanted to see
how Jack was makin' out.
235
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,351
Yeah, okay.
236
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,662
He seems to be
making out just fine.
237
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,835
Hello.
238
00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:58,837
Oh. Oh, Reverend, uh...
239
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:02,307
This is, uh... This is
Mr. Roper, our lord... landlord.
240
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:06,811
Mr. Roper, I'm...
It's my pleasure.
241
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,658
Give me your hand. Chrissy,
let's do it in the kitchen.
242
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,283
Janet, come help hold
me down, please. Yes. Yes.
243
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:20,158
You a friend of Jack's?
Well, I hope Jack thinks so.
244
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,267
But right at this moment,
he's not too sure.
245
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:27,232
How come? I think I shook him
up when I offered to marry him.
246
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:39,510
Oh, my God. Oh, I'm sorry.
247
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,847
Yes, I'm afraid Jack
thinks I'm rushing him.
248
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:47,986
- How long
have you known Jack?
- I just met him today.
249
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,156
But I can tell he's a fine boy,
250
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,265
and I'd like to get this
marriage over with.
251
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:57,328
- I don't believe
in putting things off.
- You sure don't.
252
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:01,399
Of course, we'll need you as a
witness. I mean, if you wouldn't mind.
253
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,902
Mind? I wouldn't
miss it for the world.
254
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,871
Thank you.
255
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:13,211
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
This is really a mess.
256
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,457
Chrissy, honey, I would do
just about anything for you,
257
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,949
but the last thing in the world
I wanna do is marry Jack.
258
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:21,298
Janet's right, Chrissy. This has
gone too far. The next thing you know...
259
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:24,600
What do you mean the last thing in
the world you want to do is marry me?
260
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,403
What? Oh, Jack, I just mean
that... What's wrong with me?
261
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,373
Nothin's wrong with you, honey. Then why
did you say the last thing in the world...
262
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:33,142
you'd wanna do is marry... Jack, please.
We haven't got time to go into that.
263
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,833
I suppose you think
you're Miss Perfect.
264
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,947
This is not gonna help
us get out of this mess.
265
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,082
It was your big mouth
that got us into this mess.
266
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,773
All I was trying to do...
Jack, Janet! Please stop.
267
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,176
It's bad luck to fight
on your wedding day.
268
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,483
Uh, excuse me.
269
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,354
Oh, Stanley... Come in,
Helen. You gotta see this.
270
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,624
This is my wife, uh, Padre.
271
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:03,461
Oh. Well, how do
you do, Mrs. Roper?
272
00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:06,342
I'm so glad to see you. We
could use another witness.
273
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:09,000
A witness? To what?
274
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,869
There's gonna be a wedding.
275
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:14,872
A wedding? Well,
who's getting married?
276
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,175
You'll never guess.
277
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:20,711
- Jack and Janet.
- What?
278
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,248
Jack and Janet!
279
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,951
Oh, that's wonderful! Wait
a minute. Are you crazy?
280
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,120
Janet can't marry Jack.
281
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:32,056
Congratulations! Oh!
282
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:35,125
There isn't gonna be
any wedding. What?
283
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,395
I beg your pardon?
That's right, Daddy.
284
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:41,366
- You're Chrissy's father?
- Yes, I am.
285
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:47,705
Stanley, why didn't you tell
me that was Chrissy's father?
286
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:51,842
I-I-I... I thought you knew.
287
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:55,346
Chrissy, what's all this
nonsense about no wedding?
288
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:58,594
Oh, Daddy, could you go in the
kitchen and talk to me, please?
289
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:02,453
Can I stay? 'Cause I don't know
what's going on around here.
290
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,323
Come on, Stanley.
This is private. Let's go.
291
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:08,893
And, Jack, Janet, look,
whatever your problems are,
292
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,595
I'm sure you can work 'em out.
293
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,664
Look at me and Stanley.
294
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:20,571
Chrissy, you said you
had something to tell me.
295
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:25,643
Yes, I do. Um... Would
you mind? No, sure.
296
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,645
Oh. Jack.
297
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,950
Sit down, Daddy.
298
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,019
Please?
299
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:46,997
Daddy, remember
when I was a little girl...
300
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:50,201
and you told me to say
nothing but the truth?
301
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,471
I remember.
302
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:56,174
II Chronicles 18:15.
303
00:17:57,343 --> 00:18:00,511
And you said, "The
truth shall set you free."
304
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,647
John 8:32.
305
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:08,953
Um, Father, I cannot tell a lie.
306
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:13,857
George Washington?
307
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,859
No. Me.
308
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:20,864
- Chrissy, just what is it
you're trying to tell me?
- They were never married.
309
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:25,769
Then you mean that Jack
is just living here with her?
310
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,838
Oh, no. He's not.
311
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,308
No. He's living
here with both of us.
312
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:36,880
- Both of you?
- Oh, it's absolutely
innocent, Daddy.
313
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,550
Innocent? Why, Chrissy,
314
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,086
this is absolutely scandalous.
315
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:44,155
This is immoral!
316
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:47,625
It's Sodom and
Gomorrah! That's what it is!
317
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:50,961
Oh, Daddy! You make it sound
like all we're doing is having fun.
318
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:57,067
Jack is here for
practical reasons.
319
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,604
"Practical reasons"?
320
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,972
Well, I'll tell you
what's practical.
321
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:05,743
You are going to pack your bags
right now and come home with me.
322
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,613
Oh! This is my home.
323
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,583
This is not a home.
324
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,453
This is a den of vipers.
325
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:19,257
This is a playground
for the devil.
326
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,559
"Can a man take
fire in his bosom...
327
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,162
"and his clothes not be burned?
328
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:27,198
"Can a man walk
upon hot coals...
329
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,267
and his feet not be burned?"
330
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,447
Can a man say something? No.
331
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,782
You see... And you stay
away from my daughter.
332
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:36,974
Oh, Daddy! Jack is my friend.
333
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,243
Just like Janet is my friend.
334
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,879
To me, Jack is no
different from Janet.
335
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:45,616
I'm not? No, I
mean... Hey, I'm not.
336
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,397
Young man, please! Now, wait,
Reverend. I know what's bugging you.
337
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,766
I just want you to know that I'm
packing my things and leaving right now.
338
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,257
Well, where will you go?
I'm going back to the Y.M.C.A.
339
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,560
You didn't like it there.
You were so lonely.
340
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,896
Chrissy, it's the only place I
can afford. No! You're not leaving.
341
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:02,933
Listen to me. This place is just
as much your home as it is mine.
342
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,935
I'll leave. Chrissy.
343
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,271
- No, wait. Then I'll have to leave.
- Why?
344
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:10,220
I can't stay here alone with
Jack. My father wouldn't like it.
345
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:12,243
Why? Your father's
not a minister.
346
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,714
No, but he's half Italian.
347
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:22,820
Well, don't worry, Janet. I'm the one
who's leaving. Chrissy, you're staying.
348
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:26,724
No, she is not. Chrissy, you
are coming home with me.
349
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:29,159
Uh, excuse me. Isn't there
a commandment that says,
350
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,596
"Thou shalt not push
thy daughter around"?
351
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,644
Now, look here, young
man... Wait a minute!
352
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,713
Chrissy, stay out of it.
How can I stay out of it...
353
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,838
when I'm the
only it that's in it?
354
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,874
Daddy, you say you
know what's best for me.
355
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,844
Aren't you interested in hearing
what I think is best for me?
356
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,980
Of course I am. I'm
a reasonable man.
357
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:53,484
Well... Excuse me. I think
maybe I hear something burning.
358
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:59,823
Well, Daddy, I'm not
a little girl anymore.
359
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,526
And I'm just trying to
make a life for myself here,
360
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,996
just like you made a life
for yourself back home.
361
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,966
And I don't know how
long I'm gonna stay here.
362
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:12,403
I may pack up my bags
and leave tomorrow...
363
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:16,106
or next week or... or never.
364
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,643
But I think the
decision has to be mine.
365
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:22,680
And... I don't wanna hurt you,
and I don't wanna hurt my friends,
366
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:26,884
but it seems like I'm damned
if I do and I'm damned if I don't.
367
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:31,289
Oh. Oh... Oh, damn.
368
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,504
Janet? Yeah.
369
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,410
I'm so sorry. It's all right.
370
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,456
It's all right. Hey. I'm so...
371
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,759
No. I just called you 'cause I
wanna say good-bye. What...
372
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,827
You say good-bye
to Chrissy for me.
373
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,163
I'm taking off right now. What?
374
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:04,232
I just cannot stand seeing
Chrissy being torn apart like this.
375
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:06,234
I'll send for my
things. No, Jack.
376
00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:08,304
Look, just remember
one thing, you know?
377
00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:11,629
When Chrissy... When Chrissy works
late, you make sure she calls home...
378
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:14,832
so you can go meet her at
the bus stop like I always did.
379
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:17,401
Jack, wait a minute. I think
that you're being very hasty...
380
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:18,834
You stay right here,
Jack. No, Reverend Snow.
381
00:22:18,858 --> 00:22:20,215
I think it'd be better
all the way around...
382
00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:22,239
Stay, Jack. Stay.
383
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,007
Chrissy.
384
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:27,478
- I'd like to talk to you.
- No.
385
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,680
Why not?
386
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,749
Well, I'm afraid
you'll be right.
387
00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:33,818
You're always right
about everything.
388
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:37,855
Well, I'm wrong this time.
See? You're right again.
389
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,696
Did you say you were wrong?
390
00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:50,968
Chrissy, I just saw
something wonderful.
391
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,839
You and Jack were
willing to make a sacrifice...
392
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:56,907
just so the other
could be happy.
393
00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:00,644
Now, I wanted you
home because...
394
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,514
there you would be surrounded
by people who love you.
395
00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:08,252
Well, Chrissy, you don't
have to come home.
396
00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:12,790
You are home.
397
00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:14,859
Oh, Daddy.
398
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:19,430
Oh, Janet.
399
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,867
Oh, Jack. Hey.
400
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,947
Well, good night,
you two. Good night.
401
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:39,595
Chrissy, honey, I think your
father was very proud of you today.
402
00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:42,653
- Surprised,
but real proud.
- You think so?
403
00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:45,989
Well, he should be. You showed
him you're not a child anymore.
404
00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:48,626
Yeah, I did, huh?
405
00:23:48,694 --> 00:23:50,795
Good night. Good night, honey.
406
00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:54,364
Oh, boy.
407
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,805
Well, Mother.
408
00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:04,274
She's not our
little girl anymore.
409
00:24:04,343 --> 00:24:07,077
She's a grown woman.
410
00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,858
- I'm not gonna be able
to go to sleep.
- Why?
411
00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:12,428
Are you still upset
about your dad? No.
412
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:14,452
I can't find my teddy bear.
413
00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:19,389
I can't find it anywhere.
414
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,459
Well, Mother.
415
00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:25,095
Oh, well. Well, well.
416
00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:27,765
Yeah.
417
00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:52,089
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was videotaped...
418
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,157
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419
00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:56,466
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