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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a lovable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three is company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous
Three is company too ♪♪
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♪♪
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Tsk. This is terrible.
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What?
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These windows are filthy. Must've
been weeks since they were washed.
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Months.
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Well, look at that.
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There's houses
across the street.
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Huh. Well, what
do you know? Yeah.
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Tsk. Now that we
can see through it,
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I'd sure like to be able
to breathe through it.
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Why? Is is still stuck? Yeah.
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- Why don't you call Mr. Roper?
- I've already called him
every name in the book.
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- Well, what'd he say.
- Same thing he always says.
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"You're next on my list."
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Oh, uh, Janet, you don't mind
if I use your hot rollers, do you?
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No, but your hair
looks fine to me.
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Oh, it's not for my hair.
I put them in the fridge.
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Y-You put my electric
rollers in the refrigerator?
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Yeah. To defrost it.
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No, Chrissy, you don't
put elec... Oh! Chrissy!
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Chrissy, Chrissy!
Bring a mop! What?
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Ohhh! The carpet! It's ringing!
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No, it's not. It's
the telephone.
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You are working too hard. Hello.
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Hello. Um, c-could I please
speak to Jack Tripper?
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He's not home right now.
Can I take a message?
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Um, well, it's kinda personal.
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Oh, that's okay. I won't listen.
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Excuse me? You know,
actually, Jack's not here right now.
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He's upstairs at his friend's apartment.
Do you want the phone number?
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Um, yeah, please. Okay. Hang on.
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Hey, Larry. It's really nice of you...
treating me to the Lakers game like this.
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Come on. What are friends for?
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Actually, I was gonna take
Betty, but she's a lost cause.
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- Who Betty?
- Yeah.
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Uh, Betty, Betty,
Betty, Betty. Ah! Betty.
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Look out.
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That picture does
not lie, either.
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She's got a fantastic
figure. 42-21-36.
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And great shoulders.
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Yeah. She'd need
'em to hold all that up.
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The only thing that spoils
her, though, is her mouth.
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- What's wrong with it?
- It keeps saying, "No."
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And I thought you were
supposed to be irresistible.
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I am. She happens to be
the exception to the rule.
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Tsk. Ahhh. So I said good-bye...
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and gave her my mother's
wedding ring to remember me by.
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Wait a minute. You gave her
your mother's wedding ring?
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A wonderful and
valuable heirloom.
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A keep a supply
of them on hand...
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for just such
occasions, you know?
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Yeah. Boy. You are an
organized cad, aren't you, Larry?
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It's one of my rules.
Always leave 'em happy.
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Like Betty said to me. "Englebert,"
she said, "I shall treasure this ri..."
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Englebert? Oh, it's
another one of my rules.
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Never give 'em your real name.
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Wow. I see. Why not?
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You've got so much to
learn, haven't you, Jack?
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Teach me. Okay.
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First of all, look,
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it saves you so much trouble when
you're trying to break it up, right?
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Yeah. They're running around,
asking if anybody's seen...
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Paul Redford or Robert Newman.
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Yellow.
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Hello. Uh, could I please speak to
Jack Tripper? This is Sandra Boyd.
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Yeah, sure. Her...
S-Sandra Boyd?
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Uh, cute little brunette
with the mole on your, uh...
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That's right. Could
I talk to Jack?
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Speaking! Hey. This is
terrific hearing from you.
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How did you get this number?
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Well, I called your number
first and they gave me this one.
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You called mine first?
Well, it's in the phone book.
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Of all the dumb...
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- What?
- Huh? Oh, uh, I said,
"This is fun." Fun.
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Jack, how come you haven't
called me? Not for weeks.
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Well, you know how it
is with us airline pilots...
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Always flying off somewhere.
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I thought you said
you were a dentist.
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Uh, only in my spare time.
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Oh. Um, Jack, look, I've
gotta come by and talk to you.
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- Jack?
- Oh, what a shame. We got cut off.
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Come on. Let's get
to the game. What?
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Come on. Don't just sit there!
The game doesn't start for hours.
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Neither does the car
I'm driving. Come on!
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Stanley.
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Come on, dumbbell. Say it.
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You're not gonna get
your birdseed till you say it.
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Stanley. Stan-ley!
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Stan-ley!
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Oh. No, that was you, Helen.
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I know it was me.
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You'll never get
that bird to talk.
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I think he's got a lazy beak.
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He came to the right house.
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When are you gonna fix the
window for the kids upstairs?
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It's next on my list.
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What list, Stanley?
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Where is this marvelous
list you keep talking about?
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In my head. Must be
very lonely in there.
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Red eight on a black nine.
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Thanks a lot.
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You know, you're wasting
your time playing this game.
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Well, it's my time.
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Oh, go fix your window!
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I don't have the
right equipment.
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You're telling me.
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I'm talking about my
power drill. It's 10 years old.
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Eleven. I remember. You
bought it for me for my birthday.
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Very good, Helen. Very good.
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I'll give you something
else to remember.
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There are four cards
missing in that deck.
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It's drying up, but there's
gonna be a clean patch here.
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Oh. Well, maybe, uh,
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we could bring the
plant stand down over it.
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No, because then there will be a
clean patch where the plant stand was.
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Oh. Right.
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Well, I don't know.
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Oh. Hi. Hi.
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Um, is Jack in? Uh, huh-uh.
He went to basketball game.
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Oh. Oh, well, that's all right.
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It isn't very important.
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It isn't important at all.
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Uh, eh, would y... would you like to
come in and sit down for a minute?
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No, thank you.
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Are you all right?
I'm fine. Fine!
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- Would you like some tea?
- That would be nice. Thank you.
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Okay. Ohhh! I forgot.
We're out of tea.
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Oh! Oh. Hey. I'll go buy
some if you're that thirsty!
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I'm not thirsty. Oh, good.
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I'm pregnant. You're what? What?
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I just know I am.
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It's been six weeks
and I was sick yesterday.
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And my father, he's
gonna kill me if he finds ou...
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Excuse me, please. Are you
here because Jack is the...
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I haven't seen him in months.
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Well, at first I didn't worry,
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'cause he told me he
had a lot of cavities to fill.
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He's a... He's a very
fashionable dentist.
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Uh, did you say that you
hadn't seen him in ages?
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Well, I tried to call him.
He just hung up on me.
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He hu... He did?
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I shouldn't have come.
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He'll... He'll just think
that I'm trying to trap him.
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Oh, well, he has to be told.
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Oh, no, no, no! No, please
don't tell him I came here.
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Oh, p-please! But...
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But you can't. Janet, she can't.
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Thank you for the tea.
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Hey! What's your name?
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Oh, boy.
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Ohhh.
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Well, this is typical...
Getting a girl pregnant.
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Only a man would
do a thing like that.
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Gee whiz, Chrissy. He wouldn't
even talk to her on the telephone.
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Hi. Boy, what a game!
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Kareem... You
should have seen him.
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He got 22 rebounds.
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In... In, uh, the
game. Kareem did.
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Hey, Chrissy. Let me tell you
about this jump shot he made.
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He was down at the other
end of the... the court and, um...
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You find it a little
chilly in here?
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Jack. Huh?
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Your girlfriend was
here this afternoon.
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Linda?
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Is that her name?
It's too pretty for you.
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Luckily, I've got my own
name already, thank you.
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- So what did she want?
- I'll tell you
what she wanted, Jack.
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Janet, she asked
us not to tell him.
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What did she ask
you not to tell me?
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You're gonna be a father. Nnn...
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Oh, my God.
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Be careful!
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I thought I was.
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Could we get some
more potato chips?
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Thank you.
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Do you think we could get some
more potato chips over here?
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I'm sorry, Linda. Did
you say something?
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Yes. I said that I'd like
some more chips, please.
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Oh, good. Linda, how long have
you and I been going together?
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Ohhh, two or three
months, give or take a month.
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I wish I could.
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You know what? I could really dig
a pickled cucumber with those chips.
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I really got a craving.
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Oh, boy. Here we go.
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Linda, uh, I never said you
mustn't see other guys, did I?
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No. Well then, I guess...
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you've been going out with lots
of other guys besides me, right?
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No.
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When I'm going with someone,
he's the one... the only one.
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What a shame.
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I mean, that's terr... No. I admire
those values. I think that's... No. Look.
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What I'm trying to say is I wouldn't
mind if you'd been seeing other guys.
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You could tell me. I haven't.
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Oh, well, that makes
me very happy.
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- I'm gonna have a bag of chips.
- I know. They told me.
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What? All right. Linda,
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do you agree with me that
it's important for a child...
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to have a father as
well as a mother?
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It helps.
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Then that's settled.
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Linda, will you mm-wuuh... What?
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Will you marry me?
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Ohhh! Oh, Jack!
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Oh, I spilled the
salt. For good luck!
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Yeah. Good luck.
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Chrissy. Chrissy. Uh, what's
a four-letter word for pain?
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Pain.
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Come in. Come in. Girls.
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Oh, um, hello there. Hi.
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I have a very important
announcement.
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Linda and I are engaged.
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You rotten rat!
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Rotten rat?
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Excuse me. Why
did she call me a rat?
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Because you're a pig.
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Oh.
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Well... I think they're
happy for us, really.
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Uh, sit down and I'll get
you some coffee, okay?
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Oh, no, no. It's not your
fault. I don't blame you.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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I don't understand you. I
did the decent thing, didn't I?
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She's pregnant so
I'm gonna marry her?
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You got her pregnant as well?
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As well as what?
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As well as the girl who
was here this afternoon!
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As well as the... girl...
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00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,839
Let me get this straight.
242
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,609
You did the right
thing to the wrong girl?
243
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,947
Right. Linda's not
expecting a baby.
244
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,094
I thought she was 'cause
some girl came around...
245
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:21,786
and told Janet and Chrissy that I
was going to be the father of her child.
246
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,814
Naturally, I thought
it was Linda.
247
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:26,624
And it wasn't? No. It's
some girl I never met.
248
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:29,860
Some girl with short dark
hair who thinks I'm a dentist.
249
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:38,136
How did she get my
name and address?
250
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:40,771
Uh, listen, Jack,
251
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:45,168
when you hit me, go for
the body, not the face, huh?
252
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,159
What are you talking
about? I'm not gonna hit you.
253
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,882
Oh, yes, you are.
254
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,588
Oh, no.
255
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,792
Never give your real name, huh?
256
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,896
The body! The body! Please!
257
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:14,772
It's okay. Hey, Larry, relax.
258
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,841
I'm not gonna hit you. Thanks.
259
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,677
Well, why did you
give her my name?
260
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:23,781
What's wrong with, uh, John
Wayne or Richard Nixon?
261
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:27,452
It's easy to remember
when it's a real person.
262
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:35,904
Larry. We should've
known it had to be Larry.
263
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,088
I mean, of all the
tricky guys we know,
264
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,109
Larry is the most tricky of
them all. Oh, come on, Janet.
265
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,033
He never pretended to be a monk.
266
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:45,603
Yes, he has... with that
girl from the convent school.
267
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,242
I'd forgotten about that.
268
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:54,545
Yeah, and you can
stop playing the saint.
269
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,758
I mean, you thought you
were gonna be a father, Jack.
270
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:59,683
Now, how is that supposed
to have happened, telepathy?
271
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,621
Oh, God. I'm supposed
to see Linda tonight.
272
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,668
How do you think she's gonna take it
when I tell her I don't wanna marry her?
273
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:11,896
Well, like any normal girl,
she'll scratch, scream, hit, bite.
274
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,168
Stop!
275
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:20,238
She'll understand now. You
know, she'll know that it's wrong...
276
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:23,408
for two people to get married
when they don't love each other.
277
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,477
I mean, our relationship
was, uh, purely platonic...
278
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,014
most of the time.
279
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,655
Stanley.
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00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:41,359
Stanley. Come on, dumbbell.
281
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,428
Say it, dumbbell.
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00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,497
Dumbbell.
283
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,667
Ooh! Ooh. What's the cake for?
284
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,970
We're celebrating. Oh,
yeah? Celebrating what?
285
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:56,507
The tenth anniversary
of my new spring outfit.
286
00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:01,779
You wanna blow out the
candle and make a wish?
287
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,926
Don't tempt me, Helen.
288
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:06,162
Why do you make a big
production out of everything?
289
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,119
If you want a new
outfit, just ask me.
290
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:11,622
Okay. I want a new outfit.
We'll talk about it later.
291
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:16,127
Why later? Why can't
we talk about it now?
292
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:19,630
- I've had a hard day, Helen.
- A hard day?
293
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,865
It's only 10:00 in the morning.
294
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,804
I know, but I've been
listening to you since 7:00.
295
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,911
Did you fix the window
in the kids' apartment?
296
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:37,482
Oh. That's next on my...
"Next on my list." Yeah.
297
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:42,653
Ohhh. Honestly, if I want anything
done around here, I have to do it myself.
298
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,525
And that includes
just about everything.
299
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,741
Another of your
little digs, huh?
300
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,743
Let me tell you
something, Helen.
301
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,935
There's lots of women
who'd appreciate me.
302
00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,704
Name one.
303
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,142
Well, there's, uh...
304
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,379
There's that blonde
checker at the supermarket.
305
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:11,549
Lately, she's been giving
me that "come on" look.
306
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:14,718
Not with her good
eye, she hasn't.
307
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:19,257
Well, there's, uh...
Th-There's, uh...
308
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,426
Uh...
309
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:27,097
I'll go fix the window upstairs.
310
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,700
You'll do better if
you take your tools.
311
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,704
What about Mrs. Wilson in 301?
312
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,040
You see the way she's
been smiling at me lately?
313
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,510
She's just showing
off her new teeth.
314
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,896
Hey. Listen to me,
Helen. Dumbbell.
315
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,095
I'm getting sick
and tir... Dumbbell.
316
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:50,054
Dumbbell. Dumbbell.
317
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,790
Dumbbell. Dumbbell.
318
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,107
Linda, I wanna
tell you something.
319
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,065
There's something I
must tell you too, Jack.
320
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,934
- I know. You're not pregnant.
- What?
321
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,070
Uh, no. Wait, wait. Hang on. No.
322
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,116
Oh, I know. Here's
what I have to tell you.
323
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,908
I know. You wanna say something
sweet to me, but please don't.
324
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:13,110
Sorry.
325
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:16,080
Linda, it's not too sweet.
326
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,282
Jack. Uh, Jack, I
don't wanna marry you.
327
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:21,263
I know you'll think I'm
a heal, bu... You what?
328
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,287
Don't take it too hard.
329
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,026
I spent a rotten
night thinking about it.
330
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,161
I just don't wanna
get tied up right now.
331
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,931
Now, hang on a second.
You don't wanna marry me?
332
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:37,101
Ohhh. I've hurt you. No, no!
333
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,404
Well, I'm a touch
wounded. You know.
334
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,274
I'm sorry. Hey, honey,
it's whatever you want.
335
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:46,777
Oh, Jackie! Where have you
been? I haven't seen you for weeks.
336
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,806
Have you been avoiding me? What?
337
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:55,424
Everybody, but everybody has been
gossiping down at the ballet class.
338
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:58,567
"Where's your friend," they
keep asking. "Where's Jackie?"
339
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:03,127
"Where's the cute guy
in the pink tights..." Larry!
340
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:04,942
No, than... I know
what you're trying to do,
341
00:21:04,966 --> 00:21:06,697
but don't. It's okay
between us, all right?
342
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,699
- It's okay?
- Yeah, it's okay.
343
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,402
Ohhh. Fantastic.
344
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:14,972
Whoo! You must be
some kind of girl, Linda.
345
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,686
You don't mind that the only
reason he asked you to marry him...
346
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:20,311
was because he thought
you were pregnant?
347
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:23,481
He what?
348
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:26,317
So funny, Larry! He's
such a clown. Forget it.
349
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:29,106
Listen. Let's finish our
drinks, okay? Good-bye, Jack.
350
00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:31,822
Well, uh, Linda,
see you Saturday?
351
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,466
I guess not, huh?
352
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:45,569
Take a sip.
353
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:50,974
Come on, Chrissy!
354
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:54,011
Okay! How's it going, Mr. Roper?
355
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,046
I gotta shave this edge.
356
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:59,116
Oh, well, you can use Jack's
electric razor. It's in the bathroom.
357
00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:02,886
What? Bottom shelf. Let's go!
358
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:10,260
Well, it's a delicate
little job, Stanley.
359
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,864
Where's that thing I need?
360
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,933
Ah! Here it is.
361
00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:28,679
Hello?
362
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:31,215
Yeah, Jack Tripper
lives here, but...
363
00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:33,751
Hello? Hello!
364
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:38,922
How did Linda take it?
365
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:42,493
Humph. You should have
seen what she did in his beer.
366
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,976
Jack Tripper, phone call!
367
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,335
Uh, hang on a second. Which
Jack Tripper do they want?
368
00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:56,240
Uh, w-which Jack
Tripper do you want, miss?
369
00:22:56,308 --> 00:23:00,478
Ah. The airline pilot
and fashionable dentist.
370
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,646
That's me.
371
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:09,086
- Yellow.
- Hello. Jack, it's me, Sandra.
372
00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:12,155
Oh, hello, Sandra. Listen, uh,
373
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:16,527
I heard about your,
uh... Eh, are you sure?
374
00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:20,498
I'm positive. I got the
dates mixed. I'm all right.
375
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:24,067
Y-You mean you're
not gonna... Beautiful!
376
00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:27,772
I've just gotta thank
you, Jack. You do?
377
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,819
Yeah, well, you know that
lovely ring you gave me?
378
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,943
Yeah. It is a
lovely ring, Sandra.
379
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:36,280
I know. I just sold it for $500.
380
00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:39,617
Y-You sold it for fiv...
381
00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:41,619
Oh, and another thing, Jack.
382
00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:45,723
My Dad, he's real mad at you, and he said
that he's coming over to your place to...
383
00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:51,995
I gave her my real ring!
384
00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:54,732
Serves you right!
385
00:24:02,308 --> 00:24:04,708
Owww!
386
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,644
Ow!
387
00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:08,712
Ah! Ooh!
388
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,958
Yes? Yes? Jack Tripper?
389
00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:16,954
Yes, but I... You
dirty old man, you!
390
00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:18,956
Wait, wait, wait! Hold it!
391
00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:22,526
Hold it! Don't hit! Don't
hit. I'm a veteran. Why you...
392
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:30,000
When I get my hands on you...
393
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:32,002
Wait, wait. Hold it. Hold it!
394
00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:50,521
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was videotaped...
395
00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:52,523
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396
00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:55,593
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