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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a lovable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three is company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous
Three is company too ♪♪
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Stand back. You come one step
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closer, and I jump.
I swear it, I'll jump.
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Harry! Harry! Don't jump!
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Think of me, the
kids. Harry, don't jump!
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What are you doing?
Harry's gonna jump!
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Oh, I'm sorry, Janet.
Were you watching that?
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Jack! Oh, look.
Mary, it's fantastic.
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- Now they're in commercial!
- My life has changed. No matter what I do,
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my dentures stay
firmly in place.
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I don't have to be embarrassed
to eat things like apples,
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candy caramel, corn on the cob.
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I owe it all to...
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Wonder Glue!
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The sticky stuff that
sticks and stays stuck.
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Give that back. Give me it!
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♪♪ Oh, no! You made
me miss the end of the movie!
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- I'm never gonna know
what Harry did.
- Oh, come on, Janet.
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Why are we watching
this junk for anyway?
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We should be doing something useful
with our time before the end comes.
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- "The end"?
- Yeah, the next ice age.
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I read that the glaciers
are advancing upon
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us at the rate of a
half an inch every year.
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- Oh, as fast as that, huh?
- Yeah.
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So, while we're waiting, Yeah?
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Why don't you and I...
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No dice!
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It would have been
a lovely way to go.
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Get away from me! Get away from me!
Get away! Get away, channel-changer!
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I thought it was
fabulous. I really did.
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You're sure you enjoyed
it? Oh, I loved it, honestly.
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Oh, I thought you two were
gonna be in bed by now.
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Not for lack of trying.
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Well, Neil, this
is Jack. Hi, Jack.
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Hello, Neil. And this is Janet.
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Hi. Sorry.
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Well, been doing
anything interesting?
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Well, Neil took me
to his film society.
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They were showing
scenes from The Battleship
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Potemkin that
weren't in the movie.
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Two hours of all the footage that
Eisenstein left on the cutting room floor.
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Oh, I think that
answers my question.
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Well, I thought it was
fabulous. I really did.
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Honestly? Honestly.
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You really did? I thought
it was fabulous, honestly.
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Honestly? Honestly.
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I think I'll go make
myself some coffee.
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- So, it was a good evening?
- Honestly.
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Oh, yes, I just love
viewing archive material.
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Oh, yeah, that's right. Chrissy said
you were interested in rotten old films.
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- I didn't say it like that!
- Yes, you did.
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I did not. Actually, it's a
good point though, Chrissy.
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Most of those films are on old
nitrate stock. They don't last long.
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Two hours sounds
long enough to me.
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Well, the thing about "Einstein's"
films is that... Uh, "Eisenstein."
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See, Einstein did the
Theory of Relativity.
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Was that a silent or a talkie?
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No, uh, Chrissy, it's... Uh...
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Jack, don't you wanna go in the
kitchen and help Janet make some coffee?
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What for?
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Oh, right, yeah. Got ya.
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I'll leave you two to get it on.
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I'm sorry. I mean, to get on
with it. Oh, there I go again.
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Look, I'll be in
here if you need me.
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Don't worry. No one will
disturb you. Go ahead.
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Everybody in this building
minds his own business.
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You see, I have
this philosophy...
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Oh!
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Oh-ho-ho!
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Stanley!
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I wanna have a
word with you, Helen.
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Why are you bringing
your tools to bed?
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You've been going through my tool chest.
There's some things missing in there.
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Oh, you mean the
dirty magazines.
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They're not dirty. They're art.
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Yeah, they're full of busts.
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I only buy them for the articles
on male fashions and automobiles.
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- What have you done with them?
- I tied them in a bundle...
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and gave them to
the Salvation Army.
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You what?
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Helen, one of these days, you're
gonna make me come after you.
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God knows I try.
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What's that funny smell?
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That's my new perfume.
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It's called Now or Never.
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Well, it's half right anyway.
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- It's happening again!
- What?
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I have been reading the
funeral notices all week.
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They're so interesting. Everybody
dies in alphabetical order.
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Chrissy honey, you see...
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I'll get it. Okay, good.
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Boy, some of the things
that girl comes up with.
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Yeah. It's scary, but
sometimes she's right.
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Maybe we should change our names
to something beginning with a "Z."
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Oh, right, Jack.
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What are you gonna call
yourself? Jack Zipper?
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No. I wouldn't like people
going around saying,
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"Hey, fella, your name is open."
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It's for me! It's
from home! Oh, boy!
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What is it? It's not my
birthday or anything.
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Oh, thank God. I was
beginning to feel guilty already.
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It's a camera!
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A movie camera. Wow-wee!
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What on earth would make
my parents do a thing like that?
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The only thing I mentioned
to them in my last letter...
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was that I was dating a nice
Methodist boy who liked films.
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Great. Next time, tell them
you're going out with a banker.
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This is so terrific. I'll have so much
fun with it when I... learn now to use it.
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Yeah. Uh, Chrissy,
lesson number one.
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See? Okay.
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Oh, hi, Janet.
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Oh, boy, that felt good.
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Nothing like a nice, brisk walk around
the block first thing in the morning.
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I thought you went upstairs to fix
the window in the kids' apartment.
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Later.
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Have you got
something on your face?
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It's a mud pack.
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I like it. You should
always wear it.
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You're wasting
your time, Stanley.
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Insults bounce right off me.
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A brick would
bounce off that stuff.
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Don't touch it!
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I'm not supposed
to move my face.
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That stuff's getting
very popular. I saw
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someone wearing it on
television the other day.
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- Really?
- Yeah. Lon Chaney
in The Mummy's Curse.
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Well, he's got his curse.
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I've got you.
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Well, I think I'll
take a quick shower.
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In your raincoat?
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Of course not. I'll hang
it up when I get in there.
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- So you just went out for a
nice, brisk walk, huh, Stanley?
- Yeah, that's right.
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- Nothing else, huh?
- No, nothing else.
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Are you finished with your third
degree? Maybe I'll take my shower now.
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And while you're in there, you might as
well give those dirty magazines a bath too.
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Wh... What dirty magazines?
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The ones you've
got in your pockets.
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Oh, you mean, Popular
Mechanics and the Reader's Digest?
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Show them to me. I just
told you what they were.
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I don't have to show them to
you. Oh, go fix your windows.
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Okay.
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Don't just sit there. Do
something interesting.
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Uh, okay.
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Let's see. Yeah.
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No! No, not that interesting.
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I can't think of
anything else to do.
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Come here. You can never
think of anything else to do.
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Hold everything. He does
not have his makeup on yet.
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Sit down, Jack. Sit,
sit. Oh, what is this?
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Just a little face powder to help your
nose not shine. Are you sure we need it?
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Yes, I'm sure. Close
your eyes, please.
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Close, close. All
right. What's this?
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This is just what they use
when you're taking pictures.
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Just help the eyes stand out.
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Why is she
laughing? I don't know.
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What is this? Just a
little bit of eye shadow.
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That's it. I'm walking off
the set. Cancel my contract.
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Oh, no! That's great. Oops.
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That's good. Action!
Stop following me.
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That's terrific. Now, come
here. Do something natural.
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I'm about to.
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And you're not
going to take pictures.
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Oh, Janet, do
something? What, honey?
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Um, arrange those flowers.
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Chrissy, I already did that.
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What? Chrissy...
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Okay, now, laugh. Laugh,
yeah. Chrissy! Laugh?
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More Laughter.
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Okay, cut! Ha-ha, ho-ho-ho.
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Oh, that was great.
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Tomorrow I'm gonna put some
film in the camera. Ooh, Chrissy!
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Ooh! Next time,
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will you please date
a stamp collector?
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Hi, Mr. Roper. I came up
to fix your broken window.
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Oh, good. Say, is
it raining outside?
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- No.
- Oh. Oh.
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Hi, Mr. Roper.
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He came up to, um... He came
up to fix the broken window.
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- Is it raining outside?
- No.
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Oh.
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Is something wrong
with your face?
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Oh, no. It's just a
little eye shadow.
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Do you like it?
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"Eye shadow"?
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I'll show you the broken
window. It's in my room.
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I-I'll find it myself.
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Be my guest.
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Hurry it up, Chrissy. I gotta go
to the game with Larry tonight.
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I'm nearly finished. Oh,
I hope you like it, Neil.
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I probably made
quite a few mistakes.
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Hey, Chrissy, don't
tear yourself apart.
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I'm sure your movie will deserve
to be hidden away in the archives.
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Well, thank you, Jack.
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Hi, Jack. You ready to go?
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Larry, I can't go to the
game with you just yet.
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I promised Chrissy I'd stay
and watch her home movies first.
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Come on. The game
starts in 15 minutes.
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I know. It won't take long.
Larry, this is Chrissy's friend, Neil.
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Neil collects old
sprocket holes.
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Okay, sit down. Here we go.
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Oh, here's where I decide
to put some action in it.
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Here's Janet going to the beach.
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Oh, here's the part where
Janet loses the top of her bikini!
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Well, it wasn't such
a good shot, really.
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No, not really.
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Well, how'd you like it?
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Me? Uh-huh.
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I thought it was very,
uh, very, uh, interesting.
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Mm-hmm. That's the word.
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It was, uh, interesting. Oh!
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I'm so glad you like it, because
I've got six more reels of it.
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Janet, I didn't know you
were in there having a bath.
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Oh, listen, I'm sorry. We
should get this lock fixed.
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I mean, it could be really
embarrassing for you.
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Somebody could just come in
on you, stand here, gawk at you...
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Get out!
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You want me out? Yes!
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Okay, I'll go. All you had
to do was tell me! Get out!
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That's all you had to do. You want
the door open or... Close that door!
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I'll shut it. You want me
to shut it? Jack! Get out!
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You need more bubbles!
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Hi. Hey, Larry. How you doing?
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Are the girls up yet? Yeah, Chrissy's
getting dressed, and Janet's taking a bath.
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She is? What are you
doing with the sponge? Yeah.
237
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,653
You know how it is. I have
to do everything around here.
238
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:25,022
Oh, right. What a shame.
239
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,691
Yeah. Listen, about
that projector, uh,
240
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,738
can I borrow it
for this afternoon?
241
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:34,031
You'll have to ask Chrissy.
Well, she might not approve of, uh,
242
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,201
you know, uh, blue movies.
243
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,638
What? Last week, I met
this guy in the Regal Beagle.
244
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:43,174
Yeah? He's got a friend
who's on the vice squad.
245
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,576
Kenneth, his name
was. Kenneth what?
246
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,724
Hey, I don't know him well
enough to be on last name terms.
247
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:52,027
Anyway, he's got these really
hot films that were confiscated.
248
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:54,652
They should've been
burned. But for only 50 bucks...
249
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,021
I'm not loaning you
any money, Larry.
250
00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:59,923
You know, you can be very
wounding sometimes, Jack.
251
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:02,404
I'm not always coming up
here to borrow money from you.
252
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:05,563
You know what I mean? All right.
Just lend me 50 bucks, Yeah. I'm sorry.
253
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,299
We'll say no more
about it. No way.
254
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,468
Okay, all right. I'll
buy the movie myself.
255
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,881
I just need the use
of that projector.
256
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,451
He told me that this
movie was really hot...
257
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,886
uh, weather we're having
this time of year, isn't it?
258
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,843
Huh? Oh, hi. Hi, Jack.
259
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,890
Good morning,
Chrissy. Hi. Hi, Chrissy.
260
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:24,182
Hi. I was wondering
about your projector.
261
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,495
Uh, when do you
have to return it?
262
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,497
Why? Why? Oh.
263
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:32,290
Um, well, I was hoping to have another
chance of seeing your home movies.
264
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,392
I mean, I enjoyed them so much.
265
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:39,063
Wow! Thank you.
266
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,765
Oh, darn! I can't
show it to you now.
267
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,169
- I have to meet Neil
in half an hour.
- You're going out?
268
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,198
Yeah. She's going out.
269
00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:49,573
Oh, darn! Oh!
270
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,875
Oh! Oh!
271
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,680
Oh, hello, Mr. Roper.
272
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,228
You clipping your bush?
273
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:03,287
So I am. Very clever.
274
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,334
Hi, Larry. Oh, hi, Janet.
275
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,990
Ooh, Janet! What?
276
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:08,992
Are you going out? Yeah.
277
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,529
He's very observant.
278
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,878
I'm going to the
laundromat. Oh, that's great.
279
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,944
What? I mean, have a great wash.
280
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:18,769
Well, thank you,
Larry. Oh. Sorry.
281
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:22,039
Oh. You should be more careful.
282
00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:26,544
Yeah. Uh... "Naked
Dreams"? What's this?
283
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:30,881
- Uh, it's just, uh,
just a sort of movie.
- Movie?
284
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,928
Yeah. They have this
projector upstairs, and...
285
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:35,953
And you wanna show
this sort of a movie on it?
286
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:38,422
Hey, that's a fantastic idea!
287
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:41,359
Let me tell you something,
as the landlord of this building,
288
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:44,895
it is my duty to make certain that
any films shown in this building...
289
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:47,097
meet with my approval.
290
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,099
Oh.
291
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,268
And so far, I
approve of the title.
292
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:54,204
Oh! Well, I suppose
you could come up...
293
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,507
I'll get my glasses. Right.
294
00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:00,511
Glasses, glasses,
glasses, glasses, glasses.
295
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,481
Where'd I put my glasses?
296
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:05,949
Glasses. Helen.
297
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,018
Helen, have you seen my...
298
00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:11,255
Where'd you find that?
299
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:14,625
In your new hiding place.
300
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,705
I don't have a hiding place,
because I have nothing to hide.
301
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:19,129
I just put them
someplace convenient.
302
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:22,199
What were you doing on
top of the wardrobe anyway?
303
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,503
Cleaning up the dirt.
304
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,949
Helen, I'm in kind of a
hurry, so... Look, Stanley,
305
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:32,610
I'm gonna do my best to try to
understand why you read this stuff.
306
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:36,346
Can we discuss this later,
Helen? For the automobiles, right?
307
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:39,383
What kind of a sports
model do you call that?
308
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,554
I... I wouldn't know. I
don't read those pages.
309
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,689
Oh, hey!
310
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:49,259
Hey, there is an
article here on a Ferrari.
311
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,363
What's a Ferrari?
312
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:56,166
It's a car, Stanley.
313
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:59,403
It's why you bought the
magazine, remember?
314
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,639
Oh. Oh, that Ferrari.
315
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:05,009
Well, see, I didn't
get to read that far yet.
316
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:07,678
It's on page one.
317
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,747
Let me see that.
318
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,617
I don't see any... Ferrari.
319
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,565
It's right there... right next
to the girl with the big...
320
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:19,322
Oh, yeah!
321
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:22,593
Nice, uh, hubcaps.
322
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,929
Stanley, tell me something,
323
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:29,800
why do you have to look at pictures
like that when you got me around?
324
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:39,643
You know, all day long, people
have been asking me stupid questions.
325
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,083
"Naked Dreams"?
326
00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:49,053
Yeah. That guy... Kenneth,
uh, What's-His-Name,
327
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,055
told me this was the real thing.
328
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,057
It's in color too.
329
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:56,093
Well, flesh color, mostly.
330
00:19:56,161 --> 00:20:00,798
Tell me something, what exactly
does this sort of thing do for you?
331
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:04,101
Oh, come on, Jack. You're
as interested in this as I am.
332
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:06,336
I deny that!
333
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:08,725
And I'll sit here denying
it all through the movie.
334
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,387
Ow! What are you... Chrissy.
335
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:14,389
Chrissy... Look...
Chrissy's home early.
336
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,981
Look at Chrissy, Larry. Look.
337
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,716
Hi, Chrissy.
338
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:21,852
I've had it with that
stupid, boring Neil.
339
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:25,089
- All he did was
talk about my movie.
- That's nice.
340
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,825
- Tell me how awful it was.
- That's not nice.
341
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:32,062
I mean, who does he think
he is, D.W. "Hitchcocks"?
342
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:33,975
What?
343
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:36,534
What's he doing?
344
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:40,338
Hmm? What... What am I
doing? Uh, what am I doing?
345
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:43,173
Uh... Uh, he's, uh... That.
346
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:46,355
A this. A that. A this. I'm
trying to get this off of that.
347
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:49,780
Why don't we just forget about the
whole thing, and I'll be on my way?
348
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,782
I can do this for you.
No, no, no, no, no.
349
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:54,619
I can see it some other
time. It's easy. No problem.
350
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:58,289
Yeah, Chrissy,
there is one problem.
351
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:02,360
- The laundromat is closed.
- Two problems.
352
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,362
Uh... Uh...
353
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,064
Are you all gonna be
seeing Chrissy's movie again?
354
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,199
- Yeah.
- Oh. I'm going out.
355
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,635
That's a great idea. Chrissy'll
go with you. We'll all go.
356
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,682
Larry's the only one who really
wants to see this anyway. Well...
357
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:17,007
I'm not too late for
the movie, am I? What?
358
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,243
Uh, he invited me. Oh, fine.
359
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:22,346
Janet, we can go out
some other time. Okay.
360
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,648
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
361
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:27,651
- You girls aren't staying,
are you?
- Well, sure.
362
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,532
I didn't think you'd be
interested in this sort of thing.
363
00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:34,124
Of course she's
interested. She's in it.
364
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:43,734
- She's in it?
- Yeah. Yeah. And so are
Jack and Chrissy.
365
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,737
- You're all in it?
- Okay, I think we're ready.
366
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,739
Can you close the
door, Mr. Roper?
367
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:53,878
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh, there you are!
368
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,880
I thought we finished
our little chat, dear.
369
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:59,483
Yeah. I went to check on the
casserole, and he sneaked out on me,
370
00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:03,353
the little devil. I didn't
sneak out. I was invited.
371
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:06,824
- Yeah, to see my home movies.
- Home movies?
372
00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:08,926
Oh, Chrissy, could I watch too?
373
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,561
Sure. Helen... Helen, I'm tired.
374
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:13,563
Why don't we go
to bed? No, Stanley.
375
00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:16,666
I'd rather do something
we can do together.
376
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:27,678
Where are the earthquakes
when you really need them?
377
00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:30,948
Do something! Me do
something? It's your movie.
378
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,116
Okay, here we go.
379
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:37,588
Wait a minute! Now that we're all here, how
about a fast game of hearts or charades?
380
00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:40,323
Larry's got... It sounds
like, uh, two scissors cuts...
381
00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:42,726
Cut. Cutthroat. A
pirate movie. Uh, Jack?
382
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:44,707
Cutthroat! Jack! Sit down.
383
00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:47,998
I did my best. That
was your best?
384
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,701
♪♪
385
00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:53,337
Guess who!
386
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:01,311
Woody Woodpecker?
387
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,314
What a nice surprise, Larry.
388
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,783
They always show the
cartoon before the main feature.
389
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,254
Fifty bucks for
Woody Woodpecker!
390
00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:12,300
The guy took me for 50 bucks!
391
00:23:12,324 --> 00:23:14,424
Thank God for good old
Kenneth What's-His-Name.
392
00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:17,705
He really gave you
the bird. Come on.
393
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:20,730
♪♪
394
00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:23,733
♪♪
395
00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:38,715
- I've been standing here
two hours. How much longer?
- I'm almost finished.
396
00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:41,830
Sorry. Thank you.
Oh, hi, everybody.
397
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:44,388
Hi, Mr. Roper. Hi.
398
00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:48,091
What happened,
Mr. Roper? Lose your toilet?
399
00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:53,431
Oh, Jack. Chrissy's new
boyfriend is a painter, so...
400
00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:56,734
Oh, so out go the camera and film,
in come the paper and charcoal, right?
401
00:23:56,803 --> 00:23:58,736
You got it. Let's look at it.
402
00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:00,738
Can I see it? Oh, good. Sure.
403
00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:03,808
Oh, boy, Chrissy.
That's pretty good.
404
00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:05,810
You think so? Yeah.
405
00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:08,746
- Oh, you're gonna
love this, Mr. Roper.
- Really?
406
00:24:08,815 --> 00:24:12,249
Yeah. Oh, you are not
going to believe the likeness.
407
00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:44,114
Three's Company
was videotaped...
408
00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:46,183
in front of a studio audience.
409
00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:49,319
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