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That's bullshit. I didn't lie, Kendall.

I'm done. This might be like the last
time anyone sees me with this group of

women. She failed every single question.

Katie said that you told her that I
roofied you.

No, I didn't say that. I'm not going to
just lie. I didn't do it. Your body

reacts to questions in a different way
when you're lying. She said, naked

waisted night, Gretchen had to go to the
hospital and she was drugged. Did

Gretchen tell you that she was drugged
and went to the hospital?

Yes. You literally said yes. She failed
that one.

Very badly.

In New Orleans, I thought you said that
you did say that you went to the

hospital. No. The next day I spoke to my
husband. I was so sick.

I said I was so sick I should have gone
to the hospital. That's what I said.

That's how you've always said it to me.
Well, that too.

Is she lying? I don't believe that,
Katie.

Did you hear Slade talking about any of
this naked wasted stuff? Yeah, you

didn't make it up. What happens now?

I mean, as far as I'm concerned, I don't
want to be around her. And if you want

to continue a friendship with her
because you get something out of it, no

going to fault you for that. I will. I
might be a little upset here. What

Katie's doing is causing a problem with
my friendship.

It's just a hard position, and I don't
know what to do.

Good morning. How are you? I'm good. How
are you doing? I'm doing great. Go

ahead and take a seat and I'll be right
with you. Okay. Thank you.

Hello, twinsie. Oh, wow.

Wait, I have to put my sunglasses on. So
we really have the same sunglasses.

No, not exactly the same, but good.

Are you ladies ready? Okay. We're
coming. Thank you.

This is the appointment that Shade
always has on the calendar. Like, don't

forget your testosterone appointment.

I have been getting testosterone
implants.

So it's like a little rice -sized
something that they stick in your butt.

your butthole, let me just clarify.

And it makes the world of difference. My
workouts are better. I want to have sex

with Shane.

It's back in your 20s. All you want to
do is have sex all day long. I broke his

penis for real.

Like it broke?

It went like this.

So there's a machine that has to come in
and go... Wait, Dr. Sandra fixes

penises?

Curve? It was a curveball for me.
Because all of a sudden I was like, ow!

What are you doing? So we figured it
out.

And we're back on the way from this to
this.

So after my Persian New Year party, I'm
hoping that Katie's...

Yeah, I mean, as far as I'm concerned,
I'm not going to be around if she's

around. Okay, but at the end, you and
Tamara had a long hug.

Thank you for taking the time to go and
meet with Kiki. I needed to because I

needed to know for myself.

Thank you for getting so glad about it.
And I'm sorry that you were dragged into

it. That was very interesting. She's
like, thank you for going and finding

the truth. And I appreciate that she's
saying that. Yeah. But I also was like,

this wasn't even for you. This was for
me. I am cautiously optimistic that that

hug was sincere and that we can maybe,
you know, be like, great, but I don't

know if I trust it.

I would really love to have a
conversation of, like, do you actually

remorse? That's it. I just don't want to
keep getting stuck in this. Here's what

I think we need to do. When we go to the
beach thing. Hi, girl! I wanted to see

if you are free on Friday afternoon for
a little beach picnic day.

Okay, perfect. Done.

We can get, like, a handle on where her
mind's at right now and put it all out

there and try to reconcile them.

I... would love for tamra and gretchen
to just have a conversation or i don't

care go in a boxing ring and beat the
out of each other i mean i feel like

there's all these grievances from 12
years ago that we have to keep reliving

we hop to 2025 please hi hi doctor hello
you ready i'm ready

okay let's get going on you here i
forget how much of the This area you

That's plenty. A little too much.

Sorry, do you want me to pull it up?
That's fine. There you go.

That's a lot of ass paragraphed.

One, two, three. Good job.

Is it my turn?

Same butt cheek?

Same butt cheek.

Mine has a little more real estate. I
wish I had some of that real estate.

One, two, three. Good job.

I already ordered.

Oh, okay. Let me just grab something.

Hi, how's it going? Hi, good. Can I just
have an herbal tea?

Okay.

What'd you get? Just tea.

Okay.

Okay. Hi.

Hi. Oh, I thought, I literally thought
you walked up the flight with seats or

something. Well, I do. Oh, you do? I do.

They're going to bring me my tea.

Um, there's so much that I want us to
talk about, honestly.

And I don't know, like, it's all so
hard.

You and I have had so many
conversations. Yeah. About our lives,

past, about future.

And I just feel like, what am I missing?
Oh, thank you so much. And then I sit

there after a stupid lie detector test.
You don't pass any.

Katie has been such a loyal friend to me
and she has been a good friend to me.

But now I look at all those
conversations and think, was that all

too? Do you want to see something? Sure.

So that guy that they hired, you know
he's a paid actor?

No. This is Wendy, who works for him.
This is all on his website. He tells you

like all these different things you can
book him for and for some can do simple

acting.

Okay. So I think I was set up by Jean
and Emily.

Did you notice every question was a
setup? No.

Ask a question that you want to know
about each woman. What we are going to

is take a lie detector test.

Nobody has to do this if you don't want
to.

They're going to think that's
preposterous. If you don't believe me,

okay. I'm trying to figure it out. Which
part are you saying do I not believe

you? I'm sitting here. The question's
from yesterday.

Did Gretchen tell you that she was
drugged and went to the hospital?

Yeah.

Gretchen told us the story about naked
waste and then she said, the next

I went to the hospital, they did a
toxicology report and they found

my blood. She said that. And I will die
on that.

She said she felt like she needed to go
to the hospital. Well, that's how she's

twisting it. Jen, come on.

Jen doesn't want to play this game. She
doesn't want to say Gretchen said it for

some reason. But she heard it and so did
Ryan multiple times.

Jen, when I sat there yesterday, I
looked at you and you were like...

Don't look at me. Yes, I felt like that
because you light fires and you want to

say Jen knows.

Jen was there and it's almost like you
want to validate through me. And

sometimes, Katie, I don't know what the
f*** you're talking about. It took

everything I could not to even get up
when you walked out. But I sat there

going, not this time. I'm not going this
time because I felt like I'm an idiot.

I hate that I'm questioning my
friendship with Katie, but she keeps

caught in these lies and she ropes me
in.

At Hot Pot, she threw me under the bus.
She recorded you at the gallery and then

sent the video to Alexis. We've
discussed it with Alexis.

We? Yes, I did.

Persian New Year.

Jen was at Mathrose. She heard Gretchen
say she was roofied.

Jen was there. Ryan was there. Matt was
there. Trey was there. You are literally

making this up. No, I'm not. Jen. Why do
you listen to me? I'm not lying.

You hear things or make things up
doesn't validate it to be true because

throw my name into it. Stop doing that.

I'm not sure, like, you want blood?

I don't know what to give you. I'm not
lying.

I'm sitting here lovingly telling you
it's messy around you. At some point,

there is just an accountability factor.
I have taken accountability for the

things where I misstepped. I did not lie
about that. So I will not take

accountability for something I'm not
guilty of. I'm not doing that. Yeah, and

that tells me everything I need to know.

Okay. I've been waiting for something to
give me an answer. Where am I with this

friendship? Why does this keep
happening? She doesn't just stand here

I've been lying.

Trust me when I tell you. I would have
remembered if Tamara drugged Gretchen

she went to the hospital.

Katie lied to me the whole time, and
that doesn't work for me.

I don't know. I don't know where you go
or what we go. It makes me so sad.

You should go.

Okay.

You keep me updated on... I don't know.
Whatever, I guess.

Whatever that means.

I was just about to come in.

I almost wore a jean dress today.
Really? Yeah.

It's pretty.

Can I get you something to drink?

I would love a coffee.

Yeah.

Everything is so used and messed up from
all the dogs and the kids.

I know. It's life.

I know. It's so freaking annoying. Trust
me.

My relationship with Brit is amazing.

I really feel like we parent together
and it allows me to also like have a

career and chase dreams, things that I
wouldn't necessarily be able to do

without four parents fully committed.

So how has it been here since?

You know, like, everything happened with
Matt. My anxiety has been, like,

through the roof.

I know. Like, it's still, I feel now, it
still blows my mind that he actually

had a full -blown heart attack.

I went right from New Orleans to Cabo,
and then the next morning, Matt had a

heart attack. That is so crazy.

I just can't imagine, Bray, if you
didn't keep him to the hospital. You

his life.

And I'm being very honest about Patrick,
and I...

I can never explain to you how thankful
I am for you, literally, because for me

to not have to have a conversation with
my children that their father died. I

think about that every day.

Britt beast -moded down to the hospital.
They had to get a stent in his heart

because it was 100 % collapsed.

Like, he was having a full -blown heart
attack.

And as soon as they got the stent in,
the danger wore down.

It was a good week of Paul. He needs to
be healthy. He needs to eat healthy. He

needs to slow down.

It could mean life or death, honestly.

This is where you really realize, like,
how much, like, us having a healthy,

functional dynamic really comes into
play because it was, like, no part of

emergency. was about any bullshit
between any of us. And like, I was so

for that.

This crisis was so eye -opening to me
because it could not be more opposite

Trav and his ex. Is the divorce over?

All they got to do is sign a paper. She
won't sign it.

Hello, love.

Hi. Oh, hi.

It kind of lights a fire under me to get
Travis through a divorce so that I can

marry him so that I can have some sort
of legal recourse in the event something

happens to Travis that I don't lose my
stepkids, you know?

I got you again.

Is that for me? Yeah. I get real sweet
after a life -threatening situation.

It's totally worth it. Oh, yay.

Another Mediterranean.

This is like the low, like the everyday
aspirin.

And then this is krill oil. It says for
your heart. Fantastic gifts for our 40

-year -olds.

Well, you've entered your geriatric age,
Matt. Depressing.

This is now your lifestyle. It has to
be.

I cannot take it seriously.

Serious is a heart attack.

It's a whole thing.

It's a whole thing.

Hi. Hi. How are you?

Good. How are you?

You broke?

Yes. Perfect. Right this way. Thank you.

Hi.

Hi.

How are you?

Still don't know. I don't know if it's
called a high adrenaline or whatever.

I know.

I couldn't even sleep last night.
Really? I'm like, what the hell?

Happens. I really tried with Katie this
year. I was sort of hoping she would

redeem herself. Yeah. Because the truth
does always come out. Thank you so much.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. I'm a mess. Hi.

I brought stuff. Do we need a cocktail
for this? Sure. Maybe we could just have

one. Can I have a Paloma?

Absolutely.

I'm just going to stick to like a shark
neck. Okay. How is your strawberry

margarita? Delicious. I'm going to try
that. Absolutely. Has anyone ever asked

you something and you're like, don't get
that?

Not really.

Did we get you on a polygraph test?

Thank you so much. So I met with Katie,
and right when she sat down, she was

like, that whole thing was staged.

The polygraph was set up? Yeah, and
she's being set up. She's the one that

all picking.

They're not for entertainment. That is
not what happened.

So the polygraph people work on TV.
Guess what? My husband is a doctor.

On TV.

And also a doctor in real life. Do you
want to take pictures of him and put

in your bio?

I don't know anything about that. I
never met these people. So how do you

It was weird, kind of. Is she like, I'm
done?

Yeah. I didn't want to like see her and
talk about her the whole time. I want to

have a conversation with you. And I'm
glad you're here because last time she

I sat down, it didn't work out. Yeah.

You are sick and I'll say it again.

Don't call me sick.

Maybe I placed more of a value on our
friendship. And now I almost feel

embarrassed when I say that. No, don't
say that. Don't say that. I don't know,

Tamara. We had some good times.

I just, I want to feel safe in my
friendship. I'm telling you, I was

trying last year to move forward with
you.

I'm so happy that Ryan stepped up for
you.

I love you so much. I'm so grateful. You
have no idea.

Like, I beat myself up with the dinner
we had at Katie's house. How's the FBI

going for you? Stop.

FBI?

I admit I up and I'm sorry. What
happened with Ryan was a aha moment

for me.

And I started therapy and I'm deep
diving and I don't want to even talk

that little girl in me that gets upset.
It's a girl that flashes out and you'll

do this. And then in a two weeks later,
you get back in a corner and you're like

a like you just are an aggressor. Are we
going backwards a little bit? We are

going back.

But I'm just saying, like, you've got to
start changing the pattern because

people don't, it's almost like crying
wolf.

Things don't go this deep when you don't
really care about somebody.

And I do care about you.

Is this a step in the right direction
towards rebuilding a friendship?

It's a step.

It's just a step. I really do. And I
apologize.

I want to believe you.

And I want to move forward.

All right, good. Well, I feel really
good about this. I want to support her

her journey of therapy. But I'm also...

Cautious now.

Don't do it anymore. I won't do it
anymore. I love you.

I'm glad you're happy. Don't go anywhere
anymore.

Don't do that to me. You don't do it
anymore.

We'll save those for later and see how
that ends up.

Coming up.

Look at the amount of calls.

I mean, he called you like 100 times.

43 minutes on March 10th. Late?

What do you think we're talking about?

How you doing?

Good. Oh, this is fun.

Hello.

Hello. Hello. Oh, hello.

You look nice. Thank you.

The store's so cute. Let's look around.

What are we shopping for?

I don't know. Fun stuff.

Do you want to get that pillow, Emily?

Which one? Not tonight.

Oh, yeah. I need that.

Shane's going to love that pillow.

What does the other side say, tonight?
Tonight. Oh, so we'll never see that

side. I'll tell you the not tonight side
will be very dirty.

That's so funny.

Okay, I just have to tell you because
it's on my mind, but Jen called me.

Katie said your people were hired.
They're actors.

Those were not legit polygraph tests and
that you and Gina had every answer

correct. She thinks it was a setup.

Like, I planned all this, that I had
time on my hands. Well, you know who

think that?

Somebody who sets people up. I didn't
even come up with the questions. I made

sure that the other women came up with
the questions, so you couldn't even say

that I was biased.

Can I really ask anything I want to ask?

Give us some examples.

Well, I already wrote one for you, and
then I crossed it out, because it's just

not worth pissing you off.

It's okay.

It's not a setup. Just tell the truth,
and you pass.

So that's hope. Oh, wait. Oh, everybody
else is lying.

He's so cute.

Hi, Luke.

Dad's not home. When he gets back, you
can ask him.

No, you're not,

Luke.

I know you're talking about me.

This is what I deal with. I get calls
like that all day long.

He refuses to listen. He talks like a
baby. He refuses to go to school.

I'm like, I'm sorry.

I don't know what to do.

Luke is very attached to me. If I leave
the house, he gets so upset. And then I

feel like I should leave and go be with
him.

Oh, gosh.

But then I think, is that the best thing
for him? For me to just never do

anything outside of our home and just be
with him 24 -7? That's not good

parenting either.

I don't know how to help him. I am so
lost.

I know.

Where is Shane right now? He had to go
pick up Annabelle. And he couldn't take

Luke because Luke refused to go.

He's FaceTiming me now.

Luke, can you please just chill for a
minute until Dad gets home, okay?

I don't know what to do. You're doing an
incredible job.

I'm not. Yes, you are.

You are. Emily, this is... Shane and I,
like, I was actually to a point where I

was like, we're going to end up
divorced.

I don't know how to parent Luke. He
doesn't know how to parent Luke. Then we

fight with each other.

You want to try and solve problems or
you just want to try to say I'm being,

an idiot? I just, you care and I don't
care.

It's very detrimental to our marriage to
spend all of our time and energy on

Luke and Luke's needs. We're just
roommates living in this house,

these kids.

And where is the joy in that?

There isn't any right now. You guys need
to work through that. You need to get

on the same team.

I can't even breathe. This is what I
feel like every day.

Marty, sit.

Mochi's sick.

Oh, good girl, Mochi.

Hi.

Gave the dog those new treats.

That's the chicken shit.

Loud crunching.

What's going on? I don't know. I guess
I'm just sort of bummed. I haven't

to Jen.

The last time we talked, it was like,
Jen is protecting Gretchen.

I think the reason that Gretchen and Jen
are still saying that I...

somehow made this up and they never
heard it and Gretchen never said it is

because their hate for Tamara runs
deeper than telling the truth.

What is happening with Jen and Ryan
pretending like they didn't hear it? You

know how many three -way calls I've been
on with Ryan and Slade talking about

what they told us at dinner? Look at the
amount of calls.

I mean, they called you like 100 times.

43 minutes on March 10th. Just shooting
the shit with Slade?

You don't think he's not trying to
manipulate this whole situation?

911 is what he puts on the phone. He
essentially said, Gretchen is going to

it. Katie said that you told her that I
roofied you.

She said you told her that.

Well, to the no, I didn't say that.

And Katie needs to hold the line and
stay with Gretchen.

I said, I got a hold of Katie. I told
her what you told me. She'll stay with

Gretchen. Slade alerted Matt and Ryan
about this whole naked, wasted situation

while we were in New Orleans.

So Matt and Slade talked. Matt called
me, and he was like, what is happening?

Yeah, because I got told by Tamara just
now. You went to bloggers and told them

that Tamara roofied me. What?

I think he was trying to cover his
tracks.

And he thought by telling Ryan and Matt,
it would control Jen and I.

Whatever number of times I've hung out
with Slade, it's him telling me about

he started Housewives.

Someone sent me a clip where he talks
about how, oh, if Joe's not on, then I'm

not on.

Slade, can you understand why some
people think you're a media whore?

No. You should remember that after the
second season of this show, I made the

decision not to continue with
Housewives. Well, Joe was no longer a

and there would be no place for you on
the show. Yes.

Okay. Why is Slade so involved?

Why does he want to be a housewife?
Maybe because he's unemployed.

His job is to be Gretchen's bitch.

Every time we've ever been anywhere near
Slade and Gretchen, it's the same

stories over and over and over again.
Let's make you hate the person we hate.

They're out to bury Tamara. Right. And
Jen left you out to dry.

Yeah. And that's honestly the most
hurtful part of all of this is my

friend is like, I didn't hear it.
Neither did Ryan. They were there.

I just miss Jen.

I know. I'm stupid. I do, though.

The amount of time I've invested in that
woman, I have been so raw and real with

her. So I'm doubting everything. And I'm
sitting here like, am I just an idiot?

It sucks.

I didn't do anything to Jen.

But I can't figure it out. Why she would
do that to me.

I don't think there's any coming back
from this.

And really, honestly, I'm okay with
that.

I don't think I'll ever be with these
women again. Yeah.

Thank you so much.

Oh, Lord.

It's very large to be back there.

You guys might have your work cut out
for you today.

Hey.

It's pretty sick.

It looks so good.

It's beautiful.

How do you serve? Hold out like this,
left foot forward, swing at this side of

the ball, and you're just going to.

Oh, shoot.

I'm so excited about beach day. We need
to have some fun.

Do I feel bad and do I like excluding
somebody?

No, but the right decision for me is not
to invite Katie.

So cute.

This is my friend Chanel.

Hi. Hi.

It's so good to see you. How's Matt?

He's on the mend.

Okay, good. Hi.

Well, I'm already out of breath. This is
my friend Jen.

Hello. Hi.

Hi. Someone has an umbrella.

This is going to be interesting.

Yeah. Hi. This is my friend Chanel. Hi.
How are you? This is Shannon.

Hi.

I think Kim's already in the same song.
Perfect.

I love it when I match other people. Oh,
my gosh. That's so funny.

Who are we missing? Where's Tamara?

Is everyone else here? Is Katie coming?

No.

She wasn't invited.

Oh, okay.

Wait, Katie's not here?

But I called the paparazzi.

Who's going to record Shannon's
meltdown?

Is that Tamara?

Yep. I can't even tell. And I don't know
who's here for me. Who is that?

Joe? It's Joe! Okay.

Of course she brought Joe again. I did
it!

Oh,

look how pretty!

Look at you in pink!

Is it really? Yeah, I think it is.

I died.

Have fun with that.

Okay, thanks, Gina.

Actions absolutely speak louder than
words, and that does not show she's a

changed woman.

Whoever my friends are are my friends.
I'm not here to please Gretchen Rossi.

Okay, we only have a minute with the
boys, and they want to teach us a little

bit of volleyball. So let's form two
teams. I'm going to hang with them.

You're going to hang on the side. I got
the pellet yesterday.

The doctor said I'm not allowed to
exercise for five days. Let's go over

Emily, you can't play either.

No, I'll play. I don't give a shit. You
don't care to bust that thing open? No,

I don't care. I feel like Gretchers is
the kind of girl that opts out of

physical activity.

I love sports.

I'm good at sports. I just can't play
sports today because I'm going to pop a

stick. You don't want to take it here.
You want to take it out here. But it

hurts when it hits there. You just got
to deal with it.

I lost a player. Where's the door?

I'm going to eat some cheese.

The name of the game is if we get it
over and they hit it back, just keep

going. Say hot potato. Don't drop it on
your side. So the way you hold your

hands. Uh -huh.

Pancake, pancake.

Sausage, sausage.

All right, ready?

Ready? There you go. Come on. He's
sweating.

Oh, look. Yeah.

Oh, look. Go.

Water.

I played in high school, yeah.

Go, Shannon.

Oh, good try, Shannon.

Way to be.

So just remember, you want to be under
it. Yeah. And you're trying to get it

Okay. Do your girls play volleyball,
Shannon?

I was like the sporty face growing up.
I'm definitely more of the posh face.

Shannon is the shoveled face.

But I cry.

You okay?

Sitting down.

Dawson.

Can we take a beverage break?

It was so nice seeing you. Thank you. Of
course.

Bye, Dawson. Is there a place card?

I did not put place cards. I can sit
here? Yes. Thank you, guys, for coming

Beach Day. Cheers.

Beach Day. Cheers.

Is there something in the box? Yeah.
Open your box.

It's a croissant.

I mean,

obviously, this is the bitch on a budget
party.

This is definitely not a fancy pants
party.

Okay, so something really cool happened.

Katerina got into so many schools.

Wait, so where have you heard from
already?

Emerson, Chapman, UT Austin.

Even though I would love to go to some
of those schools, I don't feel like I'm

safe yet.

But as some of you know, her dream
school is USC.

So she got rejected.

Aww. But what I want to tell you all is
she got into Yale.

Oh, my gosh!

Wow! That's amazing!

Congratulations, Mom. Good job.

Am I surprised that Kat got into Yale?
Absolutely not. Kat is just one of those

kids. Am I sad that she's going to go
across the country?

Yeah, of course. But, you know, I'm
thrilled for her.

Well, I'm going to say...

Sophia has her first boyfriend.

That's exciting.

That is exciting. If I could tail end on
that.

Yes.

Sophie did meet a guy and she really
started to fall for him. And I'm like,

night. He ended it, and she was in
tears, so she threw in for the weekend.

she's going to come here very soon, so
I'm excited for you to see her.

Oh, this is a good news Friday.

Yeah. Well, except for Sophia.

No, it's good news that she's coming to
visit her mom. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's good news. That's not good news.
Good news Friday.

Say something good. Oh, Shane's dad came
home from the hospital.

That's good.

Remind me again what happened? Well, he
had a severe liver infection, but he's

doing well, and he's coming home today.

I have not seen Shane cry many times in
our 16 -year relationship. But his dad

being ill and dealing with Luke and
Luke's needs, it was way too much at one

time for us. So for his dad to come
home, it makes me happy.

And it's a win.

Gina. What's the word?

Deanna Rose did get a Character Counts
Award this morning. Yes!

Just a little girl in her class.

Jo, what's your good news Friday?

So my husband and I, Taryn, have
officially decided to try and have a

That's amazing.

44 and trying. Here we go.

Thank you. Good. Good news Friday.

Okay, my good news Friday is really
going to be good news every day because

is here. And I could not imagine life
without him or his kids in my life or

in my life. And it was a really scary
moment.

And I'm just so thankful that he's here.
And it's so amazing, the relationship

that you two have.

Unbelievable.

Unbelievable.

We're very lucky.

Yeah, we know we're lucky. Yeah.

Okay, Jen. Good news. Oh, we finally sat
down and we had a much better

conversation than we did on our own.

I'm giving Tamara space and I'm not
stalking right now.

Great. She's wearing her own track.

Yeah, it's all good.

Hanging, girl. If you have any extra,
I'll take it.

The question is, now what do we do?

I keep asking the girls, like, should
Tamara and I just talk, or do you think

need a mediator? I don't need a
mediator.

I'm just confused because I asked you,
did you ever say that you had to go to

the hospital, and you said yes. I don't
remember saying that, but if I did say

that, then I misspoke.

You didn't misspoke, misspeak, however
you say it. I don't even know.

You told me in New Orleans you went to
the hospital, so which one is it? The

next day I spoke to the hospital.

That's not what happened. I did not go
to the hospital. I remember saying that

was so sick that night that I probably
should have gone to the hospital. But

that was like the gen of it. Did you go
to the hospital after naked wasted?

I said no.

Did you pass with flying colors?

This girl.

You lied.

Katie had said Slade called Matt and
said we can't talk about this.

That's not true. That's not what
happened.

You can call Slade. So she's lying about
that too.

Well, it's because I've been lying about
a lot of things.

It's literally crazy that you think
that.

I asked you, did you ever say that you
had to go to the hospital?

And you said, yeah. I don't remember
saying that, but if I did say that, then

misspoke. Well, that's why I wanted to
talk to you. I'm ready to talk when you

are. Okay, let's go. Let's do it.

Good news Friday! No!

She looks fiery.

Over here, babe.

All right.

Why did she bring Joe? Is she really
good friends with Joe? Yeah. But that's

the spirit of... Maybe Tamara doesn't
have other friends.

I don't. You know what, Gretchen? I
don't understand why my name keeps

brought up.

Out of all the people you can bring, why
do you bring Joe?

Does it bother you that she's here?

It's more about what your intent is.

Do you think I brought her here to go
after you? I just think that maybe not

bringing the person that may be with
Slade's ex is the best thing because

had issues with Slade's exes before.

Oh, I didn't even go that deep with it.
I have such a weird place in all this

because when I joined this group, they
were friends. We hung out. And then

Tamara got married.

Gretchen was there at the wedding.

Gretchen was at Tamara's wedding? Yeah.

Interesting. Was she a bridesmaid? No.

I don't know.

Of course you are. I don't understand
how we lived so far back.

Well, let me ask you this.

Do you feel, like, any remorse or
anything when you said that I was

Jeff? I saw a guy sitting on your lap at
the St. Regis. But does that mean I'm

having an affair on Jeff? Well, you
kissed him, and Jeff was in the

When you called, played a deadbeat dad.

I just can't stand to listen to a
deadbeat father.

claim that you're the one that's lying
and he's the one busting his ass. You

literally started saying these things
from the very get -go and you made

accusations that weren't true. Out of my
ass, there was articles about him not

paying child support.

So I mentioned it. Now there's no
articles about my husband. You had no

going out there and telling everybody he
was gay.

So do you know if Eddie's gay or not?

I saw him making out with a guy.

You have to also remember, 13 years ago,
Blake was on stage calling me fat.

BF Goodrich actually sent out a press
release and said Tamara Barty is now

replacing the Michelin Man as their
mascot.

Right?

This is the problem. You and I get so,
like, we go back and forth on all these

things. Okay, that's what it's talking
to me, Katie. Actually, let me start

this. Maybe we need to start with this.
You don't even let me talk.

Let me start with this, then. I'm sorry
for reaching out to your daughter.

Okay.

I'm sorry I did that.

Because I know that that hurt you, and
that was not my intent at the time.

I hope that Gretchen can get to the
point where I am. Like, I have

right now.

We'll never have that close friendship.

But listen, I feel like you go back and
forth. Because it's like, in New

Orleans, you're friendly and you guys go
to the bar together.

But then at my house, you're
indifferent.

But it must be difficult for you to walk
the line of having fun with someone

that you have a history with.

And keeping a distance at the same time.
And then going, wait a minute, I've got

to be smart and protect myself.

I get that. When you have a relationship
with someone for a long time, there's

roots there. And you don't just throw
that away, despite the difficult times.

was really hoping that maybe you would
be able to come to the table and say,

know what, Gretchen, I'm sorry that I
ever got involved. We haven't gotten

yet, Gretchen. You won't let me talk.
Because you always have an excuse for

behavior. This is communicating,
Gretchen.

Yes, I am sorry. I sat down with Slate.
Maybe you don't remember this. And

apologized. That whole deadbeat dad
thing is so detrimental. I know you

understand this.

I sincerely would like to apologize for
everything that's happened.

But you're still back out on your
podcast talking about Slate being a

dad. I didn't call him a deadbeat dad.

This is not shocking to me.

Michelle lost everything taking care of
her son. Michelle is having to go

through a GoFundMe to pay for his
services.

You know that that's what your intent
behind that was. First of all, iHeart

together all of our headlines.

You could say, I don't want to talk
about it. Why would I do that? I don't

you. Do you want to move forward or no?

Yeah, I want to move forward. You do?
But I can't dwell on the past, Gretchen.

You are obsessed with it. Oh, my gosh.
You won't let it go.

Let it go, Gretchen. What is it going to
take for you to let things go? I'm not

going to let go what you did that caused
so much pain and hurt to both Slade and

I in our lives. Because when you put out
that Slade is a deadbeat dad, when

Slade tries to go get work to help
support his family or to help his son

the day, people would Google it and look
it up and see Slade's a deadbeat dad.

So I stopped him from getting jobs?

100%. Yes.

I wasn't aware of that. I'm very sorry.

Very sorry. Are you really? Yeah, I am.

So, I'm sorry.

I don't want to see you hurting, and I
don't want what I said affect

your life in any way.

It still is, but we're going to work
through it then.

And I'm willing to move forward.

I want to believe she's being sincere.

So I'm hoping that moving forward, she
just isn't going to make up stupid shit

anymore. I am excited.

No, I'm not excited. I am happy to move
forward with these girls because I'm not

in a place right now in my life that I
really want to fight with anybody.

Now I just have Shannon.

Let's just have fun.

We've always been able to have fun. Then
let's have fun. Okay. Let's show them.

Let's have fun. We can have more fun
than that. Let's show them. Okay. Oh,

Should we hold hands and skip?

Yes, for sure.

Oh, my God. Wait, hold on.

Oh, my God.

What? Oh, my God.

Hell froze over.

Pigs are flying.

Yay!

That would have been the asshole of the
group then. Yes, you are. Yeah.

Oh, wait, hold on.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Hell froze over.

If Jen and if Gretchen want to resolve
multiple years of issues with Tamara

in a 10 -minute conversation and then
skip along the beach like a five -year

-old, that's fine.

I've been there.

I've done the skipping off, too. I'm not
going to do it anymore.

Is it step one of multiple steps?

It's step one, right?

Step one. Good Friday, step one.

How many steps are there?

That's what I want to know.

Do you think it'll last?

I know it's not going to last.

Their relationship's like a gallon of
milk.

It's going to go bad.

It's got like a two -week shelf life.
That's it.

So before you got here, Shannon was
telling us that you met a boy.

I think in order to

make you feel better, all of us will
tell you our worst breakup story.

I love this. Oh, I got it. We're going
to start with Gina.

I don't know if this is the best route
for cheering somebody up, since most of

us around this table have had
relationships that have crashed and

I mean, my worst breakup story was
probably my divorce.

But it all landed where it was supposed
to.

And Joe, we don't want to hear your best
breakup story ever.

My gut tells me in this relationship
that I love her so much that I have to

her go, which churns my stomach to say
that.

I was in middle school. My boyfriend at
the time broke up with me on a soccer

field with his whole posse of guys.

That's trauma.

By the way, he's gay.

Oh.

You know that for sure. I know it for
sure. All right, what about you, Jen? Do

you have a breakup story? Well, I
remember I was so obsessed with this

and he had a Bronco, and I liked him so
much. I mean, the Bronco. I went over to

a house party, and I was like, we're
like small town, right? So you're just

going to have sex.

Wait, you had sex with him? Yes.

And then he had his friend take me home.

What about

you? I did have a boyfriend way back in
the 80s. He

broke up with me. I used to live with
him. And then, well, I still had the key

to his place.

Oh, no. What'd you do, Tamara?

I found out he was on a date, so I went
in, and he had a leather jacket, and I

took a knife, and I ripped it all up,
and I ripped it all up, and I walked in

the garage, and I had the knife in my
hand, and he opened up the garage door,

and I'm standing there like that. He's
got the girl in the car, and he's

You showed him. That's crazy.

Sit down. Don't always do that.

This is why the therapy is so important.

Someday, Sophie, you're going to sit at
a table and you're going to laugh about

your breakup. Yes, you are.

And God has something so much better for
you. Good news Friday.

Good news. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers. Good news Friday.

Look at the birds. They're perfect like
a lightning.

That's cool.

It's a sign the gang's all back
together.

The gang is back together.

Where are we?

If you roll your window up.

There's going to change nothing in a car
like this.

What are you doing?

This is part of the show.

Still to come this season on the Real
Housewives of Orange County.

All right.

Legal drive.

Wow.

You'll make your own dick hair.

Do you have fun with this? Of course.

Oh. Where's the, like, honk to it?

The what?

I'm not a spitter.

Are you more of a squalor?

Oh, my God.

With Shannon, I do worry about her. She
doesn't feel like she has a problem.

I'm too damn dunkable.

Even Gina said she's concerned about
your drinking right now. Are you kidding

me? Who do you trust the least?

Tamara. Well, do they have a real
friendship? No, Heather's scared of her.

When did Heather become such a puss?

Here comes the bride!

She's like, where have you been married
again?

If it didn't work for them, I would have
to lose Ryan.

Gretchen got drunk and proceeded to tell
a story about me. I have kept my mouth

shut forever.

I wanted to sit with Katie because
there's something that she wants to know

about you. Oh, my God. This is about
human decency. I want, like, an

explanation. Where do we go from here? I
don't like anything.

Guys, what are those drums?

This is a real housewife of Orange
County music.

Is this just with my head?