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So yeah, me and Glen do this
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just about every morning.
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Usually, I'm loading boxes
faster than you can imagine.
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But I'm feeling
something troublesome
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in my L4, L5 vertebrae,
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so Glen's handling it
for me today.
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I appreciate you, brother.
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Silent generation.
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They do not make them
like that anymore.
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Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
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Bathroom. Bathroom.
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Right there.
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Jesus. Oh, no. Oh, God.
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-Excuse me?
-It's a pull, dude.
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-It's what?
-It's a pull.
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Every morning,
I have a very strong coffee,
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and then I cycle to work.
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And on my way,
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I have to stop
at the McGundry Park bathrooms.
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I'm a creature of habit.
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This morning, those bathrooms
were mysteriously padlocked,
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so I became a creature of panic.
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Sorry, guys.
Small bladder.
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-Didn't sound like urine.
-Take it easy, Glen.
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-What did he say?
-It didn't sound like urine.
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He says
it doesn't sound like urine.
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Hey, Glen, back to work, bud.
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We gotta get these out by 10.
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All right, that's pretty good.
Anyone else?
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Esmeralda,
would you like to go next?
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Oh, my God. Thank you.
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Oh.
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Oh, no, I'm sorry.
I feel a bit nervous.
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A room full
with real journalists.
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Oh, no.
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I'm not nervous
in front of nerds.
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This is an urgent,
necessary story
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for anyone who likes being hot.
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-That's me.
-Bravo, Barry. Exactly.
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The Korean beauty company,
Ulzzang,
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has found that
their Phenol Revitalizing Mask
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is the most effective
face product
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in face history. Wow.
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-Wow. Um... Yeah.
-Yeah.
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Yeah. So I love the story.
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-Thank you.
-I love this story.
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If there was just some way
to broaden the scope
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beyond the existence
of a product
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and where to buy it.
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Oh, yes, of course.
I can cover the price as well.
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Uh... Ah...
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-Okay. I'll pitch my story.
-Yes.
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And maybe
there'll be something in that
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that informs what you want to do
with your story.
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Anything could happen.
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Okay.
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So, I noticed this morning
that the public restrooms
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in McGundry Park
were suddenly closed.
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And I later found out
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that they
are replacing them with...
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an e-bike kiosk?
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I mean, really?
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Yes.
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No, that's it.
I don't know where it leads.
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-But Nicole...
-Yeah?
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...do you see the difference?
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Um... Esmeralda's article
seems like clickbait.
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-Yes.
-And yours seems like
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something my mom would text
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and it wouldn't be clear why.
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Yeah. So Esmeralda's article
was clickbait.
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Guys, churnalism, right?
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Raise your hand if you've ever
actually learned anything
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from an article like this.
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Not one of... Oh, all of you.
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Okay. I just...
I'm gonna be honest.
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I don't know that there
is a place for this...
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I wouldn't be so sure.
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...Truth Teller moving forward.
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How long have
you been standing there?
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Long enough.
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Now, I don't know
if I've ever told you guys
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about my old childhood friend,
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-Douglas Keane.
-No.
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So, Douglas grew up in
a 10-bedroom estate in Cardiff.
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-Sounds sick as hell.
-It does. Thank you, Travis.
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But do you know
how Douglas' parents
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paid for this 10-bedroom estate
in Cardiff?
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-No.
-Anyone?
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-No.
-Oscar?
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-Textiles?
-Pardon me?
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-Textiles?
-Prostitution.
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-Goddamn it.
-I'll give you it.
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Prostitution.
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Well, we are Douglas Keane.
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This beautiful office
is the 10-bedroom estate,
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and these, yes, slightly dodgy
clickbait articles
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are prostituting themselves
for us.
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Without them,
the TTTwill die in darkness.
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-Fine.
-Fine.
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-Fine.
-Fine.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you.
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-Stay. Go?
-Go.
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Off I pop.
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All right. We'll do it,
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but we're not doing
advertorials.
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We will review these products
with rigor and integrity.
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-Like Wirecutter.
-Yes, like Wirecutter.
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Wirecutteris amazing.
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We'll test the products
ourselves,
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and we'll tell the truth
about them, good or bad.
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Okay, you want to take my work
from me?
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I'll take your work from you.
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And I'm going to write about
that boring bathroom.
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-Would you like that?
-I'd love that.
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Ned accuses me
of sensationalizing stories.
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Now, since when sensation
is a bad thing?
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Ask a box of condoms.
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Maybe you'll see what it takes
to be a real journalist.
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Maybe you will see what it takes
to write something
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that people in this town
actually care about.
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Okay, so apparently
some generous corporation
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sent these to Esmeralda
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out of the goodness
of their heart.
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For free? Hell yeah.
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No, not "hell yeah".
Hell maybe.
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We're supposed to be neutral.
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Do not be afraid
to ruffle some feathers
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over at Flat Belly Enterprises.
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Okay, who wants what?
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I'll do this Ulzzang thing
for my sensitive skin.
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Who wants
"kombucha for gut health"?
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Hm... Is this
supposed to be refrigerated?
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Juice is better at room temp.
Brings the flavors out.
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-Can I do this jawline enhancer?
-How does it work?
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I don't know,
but me and my swole jawline
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-will report back to you.
-Dude, what are those?
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Oh, it's melatonin.
It helps you sleep.
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Can I please have it?
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I'll pay you anything you want.
I'm getting no sleep.
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It's killing me.
The doctors can't explain it.
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-Sure.
-Thanks, man. I appreciate that.
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Okay, so does everyone
have something?
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-Yep.
-Awesome.
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I think we're gonna have
a great time doing this, guys.
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Guaranteed six-pack abs.
No crunches required, heh.
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Obviously,
I know these things don't work.
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Um...
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But they may work for me.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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Ned just asked me to ask you
if you needed an assistant
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for the restroom article.
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Did he send you to babysit me?
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Um...
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Mm-mm.
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Nope. Just plain assistance.
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Oh, you mean like a servant?
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Mm-hmm. Yeah,
just like a servant.
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I think I could accept that.
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Good. I mean, the story's
gonna be simple.
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-It's gonna be like this big.
-No, that's your problem.
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If you think small,
your life is small.
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Like an ant.
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What you got there, sir?
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Oh, they're, uh, mushrooms
that make your brain go fast.
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Um, yuck.
You know mushroom's a fungus?
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Like mold or athlete's foot.
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Ooh, excuse me, sir.
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Why don't you try these?
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Wh... What are they?
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Pills for men.
Soldiers take them.
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Oh, there we go. Love that.
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What the hell
did you just give him?
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These are from
a family-run business
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called Rudy's.
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They are what you might
call, um, m-male boosters.
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Perfectly safe male boosters.
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Rudy's as in the gas station?
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I think
they do sell gas. Yes, Oscar.
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Extra potency. Oh, God.
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I'm gonna
get her pregnant again.
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I just can't have
any more kids.
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Four is just about manageable,
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'cause you get
one per hand per adult.
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But five, I don't even...
I've been thinking,
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like, how do you even...?
How do you even do that?
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Do you use a foot? Then people
think you're kicking them?
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The packaging makes
some quite serious claims
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about what these pills
are capable of,
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and if they're true, then...
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That could be rather good
for me, moving forward.
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You would be mad
to just rip open a packet
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and, um, take them yourself,
clearly.
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But the King's Taster
is there for a reason.
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And, um, we shall see
what is happening
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inside that man as,
as time goes on.
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He'll be fine. You would hope.
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-It hurts a little bit.
-Yeah?
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-Is it on too high, you think?
-Maybe. I can take it.
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Oh, my God.
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-Dude, this is Level 3.
-I know.
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Out of ten, that is pathetic,
Oscar. Give me, let me try.
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Level 3. Okay.
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Yeah. See, this is nothing.
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This is like
half a period cramp.
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-You're being dramatic.
-What?
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I'm sorry. I heard what I said.
You're being hyperbolic.
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-Oh.
-There's no way
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a period cramp can hurt
more than that.
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Turn it up. I'll tell you
when it feels like a cramp.
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-It's on three.
-Yeah. Turn it up.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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-Yeah, that's about right.
-You're at a 9 out of 10.
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Yeah, now add on devastating
mood swings, bloating,
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and an inner voice
that tells you
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you'll never amount to anything.
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Okay.
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-It's tingling, heh.
-Mm-hmm-hmm.
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-It's a little stronger.
-Mm.
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-Is it too much for you?
-No.
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-No?
-I feel a difference.
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Yeah, you keep feeling that.
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It's a little more powerful
than before.
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Yeah, just a little bit, right?
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Nicole's not doing great.
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It was the kombucha
that got her.
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I feel like that stuff,
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it does need to be refrigerated.
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That's why when you buy it
from the store,
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it's always in the refrigerator.
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This is Frank Durham.
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Umm... Mr. Durham, hello.
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This is Esmeralda Grand
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-from the Toledo Truth Teller.
-Okay.
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We are writing, um,
a nothing story
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about a bathroom that was closed
in Mac-Uh... Um...
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-McGundry.
-Mac... Mac...
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-Gundry.
-Mac-something Park.
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You were listed as
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the administrative
project manager, right?
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Can you make this quick?
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-Excuse me?
-Yeah, I got a lot to do today.
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Well, me too, Frank.
We all do things on this planet.
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Listen, it was just a routine
reallocation of space.
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We had a public meeting.
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There was no dissent,
so we did it.
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That's great. Thank you so much.
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-Thank you so much.
-Okay, bye.
251
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,452
Okay.
252
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,580
All right, now we just need
253
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,791
to get a quote
from a park user, not Ned,
254
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,293
and we have our piece.
Bada-bing, bada boom.
255
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:54,923
No, bada-beam.
Frank Durham is the story.
256
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,508
-What?
-Make it quick.
257
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,260
-Such a piece of a big shit.
-That's...
258
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,762
You know, he's hiding something.
259
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,014
No, that's just how people
talk to journalists.
260
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,350
Well, this is not how
people talk to me, okay?
261
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,226
Come on.
262
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,687
-Well, get your stuff.
-Okay.
263
00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:10,021
I live to serve.
264
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:15,735
Hey, we're gonna take off and...
Oh, my gosh.
265
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:19,364
-You look like an avatar.
-They're called Na'vi, actually.
266
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:22,200
Mare, I think we should...
Oh, my God!
267
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:25,161
Oh, don't kill me! Blue beast!
268
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,580
I was just joking.
That was just a joke.
269
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:31,334
No, no, you look handsome
as usual, as every day.
270
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:34,379
-Should we go or not?
-Yeah. See you.
271
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:36,798
Bye.
272
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:49,561
Oh, no. Uh...
273
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,396
Shoot.
274
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,567
-Hey.
-I, uh, I think we're all here.
275
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:58,028
Ned, Dan is running
our Cincinnati papers,
276
00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,779
doing an amazing job,
277
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,073
and I asked his boss
if you could pick his brain.
278
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,616
Hi, Ned.
-Hey, Dan,
279
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,452
thank you for doing this.
Big fan of your work.
280
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,954
I loved your piece on
the Maumee River algae blooms.
281
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,789
Oh, thank you, buddy.
282
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,751
And Marv told me you sold a ton
of toilet paper at Softees.
283
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,436
-Real Renaissance man.
-Yeah,
284
00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:16,379
it's a pretty wide skill set,
that's for sure.
285
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,424
Turn on your camera, Ned.
We can't see you.
286
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:20,842
Sure.
287
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,053
Hey!
288
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,596
What the hell happened
to your face?
289
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:25,721
Oh, this.
290
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:26,890
No, it's just for a story
291
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,641
that we're, uh,
we're working on.
292
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,435
Oh, good. No offense.
293
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,312
For a moment, I thought
you were taking affiliated
294
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,064
marketing kickback from Amazon.
295
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:35,648
-LikeWirecutter.
-Oh.
296
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,359
Not that you would ever
do anything that lame.
297
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,694
No, God, no.
No, Wirecuttersucks.
298
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,488
Wirecuttersucks.
299
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:44,115
Yeah, we're working on a story
right now about colorism
300
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,617
in the Korean beauty market
301
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,786
and ethical concerns
over skin bleaching.
302
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:50,246
-Am I being scooped right now?
-No.
303
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,415
That sounds like a great angle.
304
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:55,335
We're focusing less
on the ethical
305
00:13:55,460 --> 00:14:00,173
and more on the exfoliating
properties of the product,
306
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,467
and how that impacts the...
307
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:06,012
You know, speaking of,
it's starting to burn a little.
308
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,807
Ann! RememberSmurfs?
309
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:17,941
-Hey, can I get in there?
-Oh, what do you want?
310
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,651
-I need a sink.
-Is she vomiting?
311
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,236
I don't care.
312
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,780
Nicole, I need to get in.
My face is very hot.
313
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,282
-I can't, I'm sorry.
-No. Come on.
314
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,284
-Go away!
-Nicole!
315
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:31,371
-I'm sorry! Go away!
-Please! Please!
316
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,917
Hey. We have some questions
317
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,086
about the recent
bathroom closure at McGundry.
318
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,754
Was there a hearing about that?
319
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:44,134
Looks like there was
on the 13th.
320
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,177
-Who are you?
-We're reporters.
321
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,596
-Is Frank Durham here?
-No.
322
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,432
And I don't see
any appointments.
323
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,935
What can you tell us
about Frank?
324
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,312
Like, does he drive a car
325
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:59,107
that is strangely expensive
for his salary?
326
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,692
Durham? ESMERALDA: Yes.
327
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,277
A 20-year-old Kia.
328
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,821
-Which kind of Kia?
-A black one.
329
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,448
Who are you exactly?
330
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,533
Would you excuse us
for a second?
331
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,121
She's onto us.
332
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,541
-She's onto what?
-She's onto us.
333
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,543
You distract her.
334
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,253
-You distract her.
-From what?
335
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,339
Distract. Ha!
336
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,341
Oh, my God!
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!
337
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,551
-What are you doing?
-My migraine.
338
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,596
The migraine, you know?
Oh, it's so bad. I'm so sorry.
339
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:32,724
I lay down for a second,
and it goes away, I swear.
340
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:35,185
-Like, so sorry about that.
-Where are you going?
341
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:36,936
-Where are you going?
-Bye
342
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,064
Oh, mamma mia.
343
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,069
So, um...
344
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,612
Oh, my God.
345
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,615
Um...
346
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,617
I'm so sorry. Could I...
Could you just come over here?
347
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,994
-What?
-For a second? I'm sorry.
348
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,371
I just have a quick question.
349
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,957
What kind of electrical socket
is that?
350
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:01,127
Yeah. I feel like I haven't seen
one of those since I was a kid.
351
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:03,338
Does it use a ground pin?
352
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,340
-I wouldn't know.
-I know. I...
353
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,050
It's just such a great space.
354
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,593
I don't know
if you've thought about
355
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:12,013
like putting an appliance
there or something.
356
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,723
Oh, my gosh, who is that?
357
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,016
Hunka eye candy.
358
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,393
Is he single?
359
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,937
-He passed away.
-Oh, I'm so sorry.
360
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:22,565
No, I just, it's hard
to meet people in this...
361
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,610
What did he die of? I'm sorry.
362
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,779
-Let's see.
-Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!
363
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,030
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!
364
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,533
Oh, my God. It's a big one.
365
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,118
-Yeah. Let's go.
-I'm so sorry about that.
366
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,412
You know it happens sometimes.
A bullet here.
367
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,247
-Thank you so much.
-Ay-yi-yi!
368
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,041
Oh, my God. Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!
369
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,584
I don't really have a migraine.
370
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,628
This is just me
being great at journalism.
371
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:44,629
Come on.
372
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:45,547
Take off your mic.
373
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,549
-What?
-I'm sorry.
374
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,551
Can you just give us
a second, please?
375
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,344
-What are you doing?
-Just take it off.
376
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:52,512
Why?
377
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,808
I'm sorry.
378
00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,770
-What?
-It just feels hopeless.
379
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,613
I know, but you just
got to go for it.
380
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,982
-Amy messed me up, man.
-That was a year ago now.
381
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,651
-Was it?
-You're a great guy.
382
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,069
-You've got a lot to offer.
-You too.
383
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,946
You guys making a movie?
384
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,239
Are you a student film?
385
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,202
-Drama.
-Yeah.
386
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,498
-Hello, matey.
-Hi.
387
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,543
Just wanted to check in on you
as a courtesy.
388
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:24,961
-How do you feel?
-Okay.
389
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:27,630
Except for like an hour,
I was freezing cold.
390
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:30,258
That would be the taurine.
Perfectly normal.
391
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,968
And for a while,
I was boiling hot.
392
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:35,513
Right, well, that's the extract
of ghost pepper, I believe.
393
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,015
-Mm.
-It's all clearly labeled.
394
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,309
Ken, what if it,
like, supercharges my semen?
395
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:42,187
-Pardon me?
-Supercharges my semen.
396
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,231
I can't afford another kid.
397
00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:47,108
Have you never heard
of contraception?
398
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,401
Get some sheep intestines,
399
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,028
tie a knot in it,
you're good to go.
400
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,738
Her father doesn't believe
in birth control.
401
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,448
He'd kill me.
402
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,201
You are in quite a pickle,
my son.
403
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:57,494
-You want my advice?
-Yeah.
404
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:58,661
Listen to your heart.
405
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,580
-Thanks, pal.
-For arrhythmia.
406
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,249
Brought on by the taurine.
407
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,674
I took some pictures
of his office.
408
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,634
There is this calendar
that he has
409
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:16,012
with a, a sickly little dog
on it. Look.
410
00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:18,014
-Okay, so that's Snoopy.
-Yeah, I know.
411
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,808
I just don't like him.
412
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,267
Wait, but look.
413
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,978
On the 13th, it doesn't say
anything about a public hearing.
414
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,522
It just says trivia night.
415
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:28,983
Yeah, those kind of men,
they love to yell out facts.
416
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,362
Oh, my God.
That means he was lying.
417
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,364
-Yes.
-He was lying.
418
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:36,074
-He was lying!
-Wow.
419
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,993
Holy shit! Oh, hang on.
420
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,705
-Oh, hello.
-Hey, how's it going?
421
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,290
Why are you using that filter?
422
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,583
No reason. Just give me
the bathroom update.
423
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,752
-Okay, so he was lying...
-He was lying!
424
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,338
...about holding a hearing
on the 13th,
425
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:51,548
but the only proof we have
is a picture of a calendar
426
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:53,591
that Esmeralda took
without permission.
427
00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:56,302
-No, but we can't use that.
-Oh, my God.
428
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,138
What happened to your face?
429
00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,597
It's... It's not so bad.
430
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:01,266
I mean, the pain I am in
is extreme,
431
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,685
but it's gonna be
a great piece, so...
432
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,687
That's a black Kia.
That's him. That's Frank.
433
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,022
-Oh, my God.
-Let's follow him.
434
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:08,606
-Hey, I told you.
-I have to go.
435
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,817
Okay, bye...
436
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,944
All right, it's 5:00,
let's see where we are.
437
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,446
How we doing?
438
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,323
Jesus!
What's going on with your face?
439
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:19,534
I... I had a bit of a reaction
to the chemical peel.
440
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,619
Oh! Oh, my God.
441
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:23,997
Okay, focus on
your stories, not my face.
442
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,915
Go home, finish your trials,
443
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,251
and come up with
some detailed reports.
444
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,461
I can't do that.
445
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:31,755
No, come on.
446
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,215
-It hurts too much.
-A half-day period?
447
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:38,595
-Aw, must be tough.
-Okay, you win. Women suffer.
448
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,305
I'm sorry
I said you were dramatic.
449
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,099
I don't want this shit
in my mouth anymore.
450
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,602
-Don't say that.
-My jaw is the same size,
451
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,062
and I can smell
my goatee burning.
452
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,564
-C-Can we just stop?
-No, no. Guys,
453
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,941
Esmeralda's story
is really taking off.
454
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,860
We don't want to fall behind,
okay?
455
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,654
-Ned, none of this is safe.
-This is perfectly safe.
456
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:57,780
It's journalism.
457
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,741
All right, you know what?
Watch this.
458
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,202
No.
459
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,621
-Why are you, Ned?
-No problem.
460
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,623
-No, it's not bedtime, dude.
-It's fine.
461
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,166
While you're at it,
462
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,876
take this one too.
463
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,796
Ooh! Oh, God.
464
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,757
No one is asking you to do this.
This shit's gonna kill you.
465
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,384
-There's one more in here.
-Mm-hmm.
466
00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:18,635
There's too many.
467
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:19,970
Should you be combining?
468
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,763
You forgot the TENS machine.
469
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,448
-The what?
-The TENS machine.
470
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,141
-Put it on.
-Not a problem.
471
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:28,520
-You're gonna fuck yourself up.
-Let me tell you something.
472
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:32,524
Sometimes you need to go
to extremes for a story.
473
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,736
Oh.
474
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:39,906
Make me proud.
I look forward to your reports.
475
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,324
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
476
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,325
All right.
477
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,092
Look!
That's him. That's Frank.
478
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,177
What the hell are we doing here?
479
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:04,055
Well, you are going to go
undercover and...
480
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,682
-No.
-Yes.
481
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:08,018
And you are going to squeeze him
for information.
482
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:10,186
-You'll milk him.
-Why can't you go?
483
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,480
Because I spoke to him
at the phone
484
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,275
and he recognizes my voice,
you know.
485
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,611
I could actually try
an American accent.
486
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:20,530
"Merry Christmas, Frank."
487
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:23,199
-"Nice cheeseburger, buddy."
-I'll do it.
488
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:26,202
-But we have some work to do.
-What do you mean?
489
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:29,456
-I mean that...
-I'm not wearing your clothes.
490
00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:31,082
-I look fine.
-You don't look fine.
491
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,126
Do you think
you look female like that?
492
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:34,627
-That's...
-Come on.
493
00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:36,713
-Where's my bag?
-I just... I hate this.
494
00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:38,715
Shut up. Why this car
just keeps talking?
495
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,967
-Turn the wipers...
-I don't know how this...
496
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:42,510
This is too much.
497
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,721
This is the best
you have ever looked.
498
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:47,098
And you're doing this
for journalism, right?
499
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:48,600
Your favorite.
500
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:51,102
Hey, your frown
is creasing the foundation.
501
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:52,227
Okay, thank you.
502
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:57,776
I just go up to the bar
and, like, talk to him?
503
00:21:57,901 --> 00:21:59,736
Yeah, you go and say, hello.
504
00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:02,322
In this fantasy,
you are a normal girl.
505
00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:04,616
-Okay, go.
-That's so rude.
506
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,790
Howdy, partner.
507
00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:12,915
Oh, hi.
508
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,084
-Is this seat taken?
-Hello.
509
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,877
Hi, table for one
tonight, ma'am?
510
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,129
Excuse me?
511
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:19,254
Table for one?
512
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,175
No. No. Never.
513
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,260
What you have here is not food.
514
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:27,263
It's bullshit.
It's not even Italian, you know?
515
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:30,684
It's a lie. This shouldn't
be here, you know?
516
00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:31,851
-Okay.
-Bye.
517
00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:33,478
-Hey.
-Oh, my God!
518
00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:35,105
What's going on?
519
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:37,440
Why did you text me
"Macaroni Barn, 911"?
520
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:41,903
Oh, well, because I wanted you
to witness in person my triumph.
521
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:45,240
We are about
to take down Frank Durham,
522
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:48,368
the man responsible
for the bathroom closing.
523
00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:50,245
Why does she look like that?
524
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:52,706
She's undercover
as a beautiful woman.
525
00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:54,833
Hi. What are you doing here?
526
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,877
You look... You look so nice.
527
00:22:58,003 --> 00:22:59,963
I think part of your face
just fell off.
528
00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:01,673
Oh, thanks.
529
00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:04,759
8:42. Large chunk of left cheek
just dislodged.
530
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,220
Pain is down to an 8 and a half.
531
00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:08,763
Are you getting anywhere?
532
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,808
He told me he does do trivia
every Tuesday night,
533
00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:12,267
including the 13th.
534
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,102
That's right.
535
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,021
I'm trying to slow play it.
I got him to buy me a daiquiri.
536
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:18,106
-You little slut. I love it.
-I know.
537
00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:20,734
So now we have to finish him.
538
00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:22,277
-Okay.
-Go back.
539
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:24,654
Obviously, Mare,
you don't have to.
540
00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:26,031
If you're uncomfortable,
there are other ways
541
00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:27,824
-we can do this.
-I know. I'm good.
542
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:31,369
You know,
it's kind of a... thrill.
543
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:34,289
Will you be joining us
for dinner tonight?
544
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:35,540
I'm good.
545
00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:43,631
I hate kombucha.
546
00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:45,967
I hate what it's done to me.
547
00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:55,060
How many loaves of bread
is that?
548
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:56,311
I think seven.
549
00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:58,313
I have sourdough, I have white,
550
00:23:58,438 --> 00:24:00,982
pretty much every kind of bread.
551
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:03,401
-You wanna come in?
-Yeah.
552
00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:08,865
I know that intimacy is
at the core of our relationship,
553
00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:11,326
-but I think...
-Can I watch something?
554
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:13,995
You cannot watch something!
555
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,747
It's a school night!
556
00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:17,916
I'll have a heart attack
if you don't give me an orgasm
557
00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:19,334
-in the next 10 minutes.
-Right.
558
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,503
♪ Yeah!
It ain't nothin' but a... ♪
559
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:24,964
Let's see what these gummies
can do for my ass.
560
00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:27,801
Mm. Mm!
561
00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:29,928
♪ ...and let the rims spin... ♪
562
00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:31,513
They tastes sweet.
563
00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:49,698
Oh...
564
00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:58,498
You guys, I got his ass.
565
00:24:58,623 --> 00:25:00,417
-You got his ass?
-Yeah.
566
00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:02,711
He was bragging about
winning trivia night,
567
00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:04,713
and I said, prove it, big boy.
568
00:25:04,838 --> 00:25:07,257
-Oh, no.
-And he did.
569
00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:09,259
He showed me a picture
with the date on it.
570
00:25:09,384 --> 00:25:12,012
-Oh. Oh, wow.
-I took a pic of a pic.
571
00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:13,888
-All right.
-Yes, yes.
572
00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:15,015
I think I'm gonna go.
573
00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:16,516
-Okay.
-Oh, my gosh.
574
00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:20,979
And all of this,
we found out because of me.
575
00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:23,314
Okay, we have to go.
He's freaking me out.
576
00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:27,402
All of this,
we found out because of me.
577
00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:34,909
Oh, shit!
578
00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:36,828
Hey.
579
00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:39,080
Hey, you dead?
580
00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:46,171
I thought that guy was dead.
But he's alive.
581
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:47,922
You... You've seen that, right?
582
00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:49,924
He looked like
he might die tonight still.
583
00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:51,509
So I'm gonna leave.
584
00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:54,721
That way, if he dies later,
that's all y'all asses.
585
00:25:57,724 --> 00:26:00,143
Oh, here he is. Hello, mate.
How are you feeling?
586
00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:01,436
-Um...
-And more importantly,
587
00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:03,688
did you make mad,
ravenous, scorpion love
588
00:26:03,813 --> 00:26:04,939
to your wife?
589
00:26:05,982 --> 00:26:08,109
We did it, like, three times.
590
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,612
Wowie. Three times.
Big man. Love that.
591
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,364
And yet you're still standing.
592
00:26:12,489 --> 00:26:14,366
Maybe those
were just sugar pills.
593
00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:17,452
I mean, three times
is pretty standard for us.
594
00:26:17,577 --> 00:26:19,329
Did you guys
finish your articles?
595
00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:20,830
No, and I never will.
596
00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:24,209
I'm gonna.
That jaw thing was a scam.
597
00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:27,420
First sleepover in the books,
not that I slept at all.
598
00:26:29,714 --> 00:26:31,216
No, I was quite busy.
599
00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:33,385
Nicole was puking
pretty much the whole night.
600
00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:35,345
I learned that
I like being around Nicole
601
00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:36,888
more than I hate
being around puke.
602
00:26:40,392 --> 00:26:43,895
It's okay. It didn't get you.
It just fell off the side.
603
00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:45,146
It was a great night.
604
00:26:46,147 --> 00:26:47,524
Guys.
605
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,736
I think he stayed up
trying to finish the article.
606
00:26:51,861 --> 00:26:53,947
Damn. Skin looks radiant.
607
00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:57,659
-Good morning.
-Wakey wakey.
608
00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,452
Good morning, sleeping beauty.
609
00:27:00,578 --> 00:27:01,621
You look good.
610
00:27:01,746 --> 00:27:05,000
Let's get you up.
Let's get you in the shower.
611
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:07,752
You're right.
I'll condense that quote.
612
00:27:07,877 --> 00:27:09,045
These are great notes.
613
00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:10,422
No, I loved it.
614
00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:12,507
It's great that
the Frank Durhams of the world
615
00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:16,261
-know that someone's watching.
-Yeah. It was really Esmeralda.
616
00:27:16,386 --> 00:27:18,805
-She was kind of amazing.
-Really?
617
00:27:19,597 --> 00:27:21,599
It was nice to see her
being part of the team.
618
00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:23,143
Yeah.
619
00:27:23,268 --> 00:27:25,645
-Okay. Thank you.
-Uh... Oh, uh, also,
620
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:29,065
I'm sorry that she made you
dress up like that.
621
00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:30,900
I know
that's not really your thing.
622
00:27:31,026 --> 00:27:32,569
I dress up.
623
00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:37,824
No, I know, but, like,
you know, being... Flirting.
624
00:27:37,949 --> 00:27:39,534
Being flirting?
625
00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:42,829
I don't want to cultivate
626
00:27:42,954 --> 00:27:44,372
a workplace culture
627
00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:47,834
where you feel the need
to be sexualized
628
00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:49,711
to get a story, you know?
629
00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:51,963
-Anyone. You, Barry.
-Okay.
630
00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:53,965
Why are you being weird?
631
00:27:57,093 --> 00:27:59,054
Ned, what?
632
00:27:59,179 --> 00:28:00,513
That you're an asexual.
633
00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:05,810
I'm sorry,
because of your asexual nature.
634
00:28:05,935 --> 00:28:07,896
-But...
-Right?
635
00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:10,523
No, I'm not asexual. I...
636
00:28:10,648 --> 00:28:11,941
-You're not?
-No.
637
00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:14,069
Why do you...
Why would you think that?
638
00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:16,863
I... Well, because Esmeralda...
639
00:28:17,906 --> 00:28:19,282
She...
640
00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:21,659
-Okay.
-Okay, goddammit. Esmeralda!
641
00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:23,078
I really would rather...
642
00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:24,788
We're gonna figure this out
right now.
643
00:28:24,913 --> 00:28:25,997
-Esmeralda!
-Yes?
644
00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:28,083
Why did you lie to me
645
00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:30,543
-and say that she was asexual?
-That's...
646
00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:33,672
Who is asexual?
647
00:28:33,797 --> 00:28:35,048
Oh, you... Don't do this,
648
00:28:35,173 --> 00:28:36,550
'cause you said it
right to my face, okay?
649
00:28:36,633 --> 00:28:38,134
Well, Ned, I'm so sorry,
650
00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:41,388
but your face
is changing all the time.
651
00:28:41,513 --> 00:28:45,433
So sometimes it's hard to say,
to remember what I say to it.
652
00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:47,310
You know,
yesterday you were blue.
653
00:28:47,435 --> 00:28:49,562
It doesn't really matter
why she said it.
654
00:28:49,688 --> 00:28:52,107
It's just really weird
that you'd just believe it.
655
00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:55,193
-Right.
-No, you're... The twin bed.
656
00:28:55,318 --> 00:28:57,070
-Oh, my God.
-You're single.
657
00:28:57,195 --> 00:28:59,447
-You're single.
-I...
658
00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:00,616
I feel like
there were more reasons.
659
00:29:00,699 --> 00:29:02,283
You're just very gullible.
660
00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:03,827
No. No, no, I'm not gullible.
661
00:29:03,952 --> 00:29:05,453
I'm sorry,
believing a lie about me
662
00:29:05,578 --> 00:29:07,122
without asking me
about it first?
663
00:29:07,247 --> 00:29:09,582
-Aren't you a journalist?
-Okay, bye-bye.
664
00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:13,670
I just...
665
00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:16,798
Look, asking you about it
would have been
666
00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:18,508
-totally inappropriate.
-Mm-hmm.
667
00:29:18,633 --> 00:29:23,388
The most respectful thing
that I could do was... nothing.
668
00:29:24,139 --> 00:29:26,766
Well, thank you so much
for respecting me.
669
00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:28,268
I'm gonna go revise this.
670
00:29:29,352 --> 00:29:30,812
I don't get it.
671
00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:32,313
Why is she mad at me?
672
00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:36,693
You can say
all the right things,
673
00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:40,739
but some people
are just sensitive, I guess.
674
00:29:40,864 --> 00:29:44,075
I don't even think she noticed
how revitalized I look.
675
00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:47,912
Terrible, terrible.
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