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Crossroads are where pacts are made.
Serious spell work.
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- Used to summon a demon.
- People are making deals with the thing.
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They're seeing hellhounds, demonic pit bulls.
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- Aah!
- You can control them?
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Sic them, boy!
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Garth finally got into
his houseboat but Kevin's...
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...having trouble reading their
half of the tablet.
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- What's that stuff?
- Goofer dust.
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You boys think you know something,
but not goofer dust?
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- What is it?
- Hoodoo. Keeps out demons.
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In the box is a key
to every object, scroll, spell...
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...ever collected in a thousand years
under one roof.
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It is the supernatural mother Iode.
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If knowledge is power, then this is the
most powerful place on Earth.
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Good morning, Warsaw...
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...welcome to the morning zoo.
Today we're...
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Good morning, War...
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Holy crap.
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Holy crap.
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Holy crap.
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Good morning, Moo-ssouri,
this is Radio Warsaw...
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Hey, Mom.
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Wow.
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Not bad.
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Not bad?
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- I haven't had my own room ever.
- Heh.
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I'm making this awesome.
I got my kick ass vinyl...
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...I've got this killer mattress.
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Memory foam.
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It remembers me.
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And it's clean too. There's no funky
smell, there's no creepy motel stains.
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Really?
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Sorry.
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I'm gonna go fix us some grub.
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What you reading?
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Sort of, uh, everything.
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Huh, good.
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Somebody's gonna have to dig through
all this and it ain't gonna be me.
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You made these?
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We have a real kitchen now.
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I know, I just didn't think you
knew what a kitchen was.
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I'm nesting. Okay? Eat.
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- Huh? Yeah.
- Wow.
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You're welcome.
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Yo.
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- Dean? Come quick.
- What?
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Kevin? Kevin?
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Something wrong?
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Guess.
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Kevin? It's us.
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Found him.
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You look like hammered crap.
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- Yeah.
- Are you sleeping?
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- Not really.
- Eating?
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Hot dogs, mostly.
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Sure, breakfast of champions.
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I feel dirty saying this,
but you might want a salad.
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- And a shower.
- And I've been getting bad headaches...
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...and nosebleeds, and I think maybe
I had a small stroke.
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But it was worth it.
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What was worth it?
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I figured out how to close
the Gates of Hell.
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You...
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Come here, you smelly son of a bitch.
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- What?
- Okay, okay.
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So, what does this mean?
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- What are we looking at?
- It's a spell.
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- And?
- And it's just a few words of Enochian, but...
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- Yeah, here we go.
- The spell has to be spoken...
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...after you finish each of the three trials.
- Trials, like Law & Order?
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More like Hercules.
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The tablet says, "whosoever chooses
to undertake these tasks should...
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...fear not danger, nor death, nor..."
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...a word I think means getting your spine
ripped out through your mouth for eternity.
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Good times.
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Basically, God built a series
of tests. And...
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...when you've done all three,
you can slam the Gates.
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So, what?
God wants us to take the SATs?
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I guess. He works in mysterious ways.
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Mysterious, douche-y ways.
Where do we start?
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I've only been able to crack
one of the tests so far and it's gross.
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You've gotta kill a hound of hell
and bathe in its blood.
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- Awesome.
- Awesome?
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Yeah.
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If this means icing all demons,
I got no problem gutting some devil dog...
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...and letting Calgon take me away.
- Where you gonna find one?
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Hellhounds like to collect
on crossroads deals...
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...so we track down a loser who signed
over his special sauce 10 years ago...
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...get between him and Clifford
the Big Dead Dog. Easy.
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- Doesn't sound easy.
- It's not.
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You get on the Net,
see what you can dig up.
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I'm on a supply run,
we need goofer dust...
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...and the kid needs to eat something that's
not ground up hooves and pigs' anuses.
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Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Okay, I feel a lot better.
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Kevin, buddy, you gotta slow down.
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- What?
- Get some shut-eye.
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Take a day off, open a window.
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No.
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You said nuking hell. That's how I get out.
That's how I go home.
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Right, it is. But you can't live like this.
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You think I want to?
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I hate it here.
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I can't leave because every demon on
the planet wants to peel my face off.
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I can't talk to anyone except you guys
or Garth, when he swings by, or my mom.
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Right? And when she calls
all she does is cry.
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I just...
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I need this to be over.
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I know. I do.
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But trust me on this.
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This whole saving the world thing...
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It's a marathon, not a sprint.
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You gotta take better care of yourself.
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Hey.
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Did you know that there are like
6000 kinds of tomatoes?
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- Did you find anything?
- Yeah. Demon signs.
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Ten years ago, all centered
on Shoshone, Idaho.
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Okay. Well, big time mojo
means big time freak.
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So anybody have a horseshoe
shoved up his ass?
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That's one way of putting it. Ahem.
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Meet the Cassitys, small-time farmers who
struck oil on their land in February of '03.
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- It's weird because geological surveys...
- Yeah, you had me at weird.
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- All right, we thinking deal?
- Best lead we got.
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Well, let's go visit the Beverly Hillbillies.
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You stay here, work on
step number two...
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...if you come across anything
on hellhounds, drop a dime...
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...because between the claws,
the teeth, and the invisibility...
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...those bitches can be real bitches.
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I got you a present.
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The, uh, blue ones are for the headaches...
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...and the green ones are for pep.
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Don't OD.
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Thanks.
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You sure about that?
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Sam, we are on the one yard line.
It is time to play through the pain.
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Keep an eye out. Anybody with a hellhound
on them will show signs...
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...hallucinating, freaking out, the usual.
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- And if we find someone?
- You get them clear...
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...I spike Fido, the crowd goes wild.
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Hey, pal, who runs this joint?
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You're looking at her.
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You own the ranch?
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Nope, just manage the property.
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You guys here about the job?
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How'd you guess?
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- We get our share of drifters.
- Ah.
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Ever worked a farm before?
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Definitely.
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We're quick learners.
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Ellie.
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Who we got here?
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I'm Dean, this is Sam.
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- Carl Granville, a pleasure.
- Pleasure.
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- So you're not a Cassity?
- My wife is.
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Her and her family own the place.
I'm just one of those, uh...
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...what do you call them,
trophy husbands. Ha, ha.
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So, we hiring the fellas?
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Not sure yet.
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Oh, come on...
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...they seem like swell guys.
- Oh, he's right. We're swell.
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You bed down in here.
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Breakfast is at 5, dinner is at 8,
and in between you're mine.
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Questions?
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I miss my room.
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We're good.
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Okay.
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Job is yours if you want it.
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But I gotta warn you, it's crap work.
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Crap. She literally meant crap.
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I hate you.
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I don't care. Do I look like a hippie?
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Organic food is better for the cattle.
My land, my animals, my money, my way.
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End of story.
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She's a real piece of work, huh?
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Alice Cassity's a piece of
something, all right.
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But what are we gonna do? She's the boss.
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Drink?
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- So, what are we thinking?
- About deal-wise?
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Well, Ellie's the help, so that rules her out.
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And Carl doesn't really seem
like the sell-your-soul type. So Alice?
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- Ding-ding-ding.
- Should we talk to her?
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Why? So she can lie to us
and then call the cops? No.
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No, we're gonna have to go
stalker on this one, Sammy.
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- A whole horse? Seriously?
- No, yeah. Yeah.
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- How is that even possible?
- What did she say?
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- Just a wolf.
- Yeah.
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Probably spooked the hell out of
the horses. I should check on them.
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- All right. Hurry back.
- Okay.
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No!
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God almighty.
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I'm sorry, Ellie.
Carl seemed like a good guy.
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The best.
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- His head was practically ripped off?
- And you are?
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- Just curious.
- He's new. He works here.
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Carl died bad, let's leave it at that.
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They've been reintroducing wolves,
but I never thought...
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This wasn't a wolf.
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I gotta make some phone calls.
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The whole family's flying in for this.
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All the Cassitys under one roof.
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Good luck.
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Son of a bitch.
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So, what do you think?
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I think Carl signed the deal.
Now he's dog food.
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Hellhound's gone and we were too busy
chasing a pile of jack to stop it.
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Let's grab our stuff and get out of here.
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You okay, Mrs. Cassity?
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- I'm fine.
- You sure?
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I really am. And...
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...I know I shouldn't be,
because I loved Carl...
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...I think. I just can't remember why.
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What do you mean?
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I mean, Carl grew up around here...
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...we went to school together and
he was always mooning over me but...
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...I never... I used to make fun of him.
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When did you two get together?
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Valentine's Day, 2003.
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I was at this party. Carl was there and it was
like I was seeing him for the first time.
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You know, suddenly he was cute,
and smart and funny, and it was magic.
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Carl and I were happy for 10 years.
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But now he's dead,
and I'm not sad, angry...
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...I'm just fine.
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Hey, we, uh... We have any graveyard dirt?
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- We should, why?
- Yarrow?
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Yeah, no. Dean, no.
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We're not summoning
a crossroads demon.
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Plan A bombed, so welcome to plan B.
We get some red eyed bitch in a trap...
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...hold a knife on her until she
calls a pooch. Special delivery.
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Except when Crowley finds out we're
dialing hell, he won't send one hellhound...
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...he'll send 100.
That's not a plan, that's suicide.
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- You got a better idea?
- Yeah, we stay here.
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I just talked to Alice in the barn.
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Carl didn't sell his soul for oil...
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...he sold it for Alice.
- His wife?
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He loved her, she barely noticed him,
so he made a deal.
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And now that time's up,
it's like she barely even knew the guy.
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You think our demon signed up more
than one schmuck here?
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Wouldn't be the first time.
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This family's rich because someone
booked a one-way ticket downstairs.
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And as of tomorrow,
they're all gonna be right here.
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And you wanna scope them out?
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I wanna kill a hellhound, and not die.
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How about you?
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Two days, then we do it my way.
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Meet Noah Cassity.
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He's 71, worth a billion,
and just married wife number five...
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...a 20-year-old lingerie model.
- Because they have so much in common.
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Alice is his oldest
and that's Cindy, the middle girl.
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She had a single on the country chart a few
years ago.
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Then she started hitting the bottle
and, well...
251
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...her last album was holiday
songs for dogs.
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"Jingle Bark Rock" and
"Don't Pee on this Tree, Happy Arbor Day."
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- So she's the devil.
- Pretty much.
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And there's the baby, Margot.
255
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She ran away just before Alice
and Carl tied the knot.
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Lives in Paris.
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- How do you know all this?
- I've been working this farm since I was 13...
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...and I've got eyes.
259
00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:06,801
Okay, tonight is an
all-hands-on-deck situation.
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I'm gonna need one of you inside
serving dinner and pouring drinks.
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A lot of drinks.
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Okay, well, have fun. I won't wait up.
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And somebody's gotta man the grill.
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What kind of grill?
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- Impressed?
- I do like a man who can handle his meat.
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Really? Keep it coming, Ken Doll.
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You're the best, Ellie.
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Al, I'm so sorry about Carl.
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I mean, he was the love of your life.
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- Right.
- Please, she can do better.
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Maybe Alice should marry a child.
Take after her father.
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- Ivanka's not a child.
- She's a prostitute who looks like a child.
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00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:13,236
- Are you done? Alice is in mourning.
- Oh, I'm sorry, Margie, I didn't see you there.
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You're too far up on your high horse.
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Ha, ha! Oh, yes, but you are right...
276
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...we should all take a minute and say
a few words about Carl.
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You first. Was he a good lay?
278
00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:29,185
- What?
- Oh, you didn't know?
279
00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:32,023
Yeah. Daddy caught them going
at it in the barn.
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Al, it was before you two got together.
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I mean, Carl, he loved you.
282
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:41,934
Yeah, that was back
when Margie was fat and...
283
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,807
...Cin was sober. A long time ago.
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- Get cancer and die, old man.
- You first, sweetie.
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- Are they always like this?
- More or less.
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How can you work here?
287
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:57,044
I love the property, I love the animals,
and I tune out the people.
288
00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:02,155
I can't remember the last time we all
sat down for a meal together.
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It was back at the old, crappy house...
290
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,596
...when Daddy invited that traveling
salesman to dinner.
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Yeah, him.
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00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,836
- And so charming.
- And English.
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What was his name? Kenny?
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- Crow...
- Crowl...
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- Crow... Crowley.
- Crow...
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- Crowley?
- That's what they said.
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Swung through town
10 years ago. To the day.
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You think Tea and Crumpets
made these deals and now he's collecting?
299
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,187
Or he just sent his dog.
Told it to go fetch.
300
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King of Hell, grabbing a few souls?
Below his pay grade.
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- Any idea who signed the dotted line?
- I have no clue. It's brutal in there.
302
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Hey, Kev, what's up?
303
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Hey, Dean.
Good news. Uh, I think. Kind of.
304
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Don't oversell it.
305
00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:54,238
Sorry. I found something
on the tablet about hellhounds...
306
00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:55,971
...uh, this mean anything to you?
307
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"The dire creatures may be seen only
by the damned...
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...or through an object scorched
with holy fire."
309
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:03,846
- Like with holy oil?
- It's gotta be.
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00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:06,387
- We could use a window.
- Or glasses.
311
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I think we got
Jesus Juice in the trunk.
312
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I'll take care of the x-ray specs.
313
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Stay here. Don't let J.R.
And the gang out of your sight.
314
00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:17,527
Hey, Kevin, uh, you did great, man.
Get some sleep.
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Okay. Thanks.
316
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Oh, look, Daddy's drunk and armed.
317
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Must be Christmas.
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
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- Where are you going?
- Wherever I damn well please.
320
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,176
Wolf that killed my son-in-law?
321
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,444
He's a man-eater, gotta be put down.
322
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,017
We're doing this for Carl.
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- Okay, just... Just hold on a second.
- No, going now.
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I'll come with you.
325
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:19,326
You know anything about hunting, boy?
326
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A little bit, yeah.
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00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:30,867
Let's do it.
328
00:24:02,974 --> 00:24:03,998
I like it.
329
00:24:07,712 --> 00:24:09,202
The whole Clark Kent look.
330
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:11,707
Ellie, hey.
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00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:13,208
Hey.
332
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,344
So...
333
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,814
...I think you're really hot.
334
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:25,118
You wanna go to my room
and have sex?
335
00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:28,924
What?
336
00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:31,129
I... Sorry.
337
00:24:31,336 --> 00:24:33,531
I don't usually do this.
338
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,667
I guess I'm feeling my oats.
339
00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:38,234
I can't.
340
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:41,669
What?
341
00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:52,447
- Okay. Uh, embarrassing.
- Oh, no, no, no. No, I want to.
342
00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:55,616
- Uh, heh. Believe me.
- No, it's okay, you don't.
343
00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:58,694
- I guess I'm gonna...
- Ellie, um...
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Rain check.
345
00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:03,559
This is one night only.
346
00:25:05,136 --> 00:25:06,501
Sorry.
347
00:26:04,596 --> 00:26:06,257
Watch yourself, boy.
348
00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:10,431
- Where's Margie?
- I thought she was with you.
349
00:26:17,943 --> 00:26:20,036
- Oh, my God.
- Go back to the house!
350
00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:22,145
- No. No. My girl.
- Go!
351
00:26:35,961 --> 00:26:38,088
- What was that thing?
- It's a hellhound.
352
00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:41,857
When you sell your soul to a demon,
they come and rip it out of you.
353
00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:44,934
- Demon?
- Crowley.
354
00:26:45,637 --> 00:26:48,401
Poncey guy, about yay big,
mountain of dicks.
355
00:26:48,573 --> 00:26:51,235
He was here 10 years ago
making dreams come true.
356
00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:54,537
If you didn't sign, that freak
out there won't touch you...
357
00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:57,806
...but if you did, I need to know
and I need to know now.
358
00:26:57,983 --> 00:26:59,348
So hands up.
359
00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:02,281
So wait. The British guy was a demon...
360
00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:04,622
...and now there's a hellhound after us?
361
00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:08,422
- Are you insane?
- They're obviously insane.
362
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,061
- Don't play dumb.
- Yeah, I'm not playing.
363
00:27:11,229 --> 00:27:14,289
- I didn't sell my damn soul.
- Well somebody did.
364
00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:18,394
And the sooner that idiot owns up,
the sooner the rest of you can go.
365
00:27:21,172 --> 00:27:22,901
- All right. Seal them in.
- Yeah.
366
00:27:23,074 --> 00:27:25,668
- What?
- I'm gonna spread goofer dust around...
367
00:27:25,877 --> 00:27:28,778
...the doors, the windows.
That will keep the hellhound out.
368
00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:30,647
- For awhile.
- What does that...?
369
00:27:30,815 --> 00:27:33,807
- How long?
- Long enough for me to stab it in its throat.
370
00:27:34,452 --> 00:27:37,114
No way, no way,
you can't do this. You can't...
371
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:40,120
Yes, I can. You wanna know why?
Because it's what I do.
372
00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:41,656
And, buddy, I'm the best.
373
00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:46,092
See, I gut Old Yeller out there and maybe,
just maybe, you walk away.
374
00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:48,697
I don't, you're meat.
375
00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:52,165
So sit down, shut up...
376
00:27:54,305 --> 00:27:55,829
...and put these on.
377
00:28:03,281 --> 00:28:06,148
I don't... Who are you people?
378
00:28:06,551 --> 00:28:07,609
We're here to help.
379
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,283
Like you helped Margie?
380
00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:15,450
When the hellhound gets close,
you might see things, hear things.
381
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:19,061
Gonna feel like you took the
brown acid, and it's trying to kill you.
382
00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:21,391
The handcuffs
are so you won't hurt yourselves.
383
00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:25,263
And when one of you starts bugging out
we'll know who's on tap to be puppy chow.
384
00:28:39,851 --> 00:28:42,684
So, what's our play?
385
00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:45,850
While you camp here,
figure out who whored their soul...
386
00:28:46,024 --> 00:28:47,651
...I'm gonna scout the grounds...
387
00:28:47,826 --> 00:28:51,227
...see if I can't gank Huckleberry Hound
before he makes his next move.
388
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,728
- You're not going alone. I'm going with you.
- Wrong.
389
00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:57,732
- Uh, they're on lockdown, you need back-up.
- No, I don't.
390
00:28:57,902 --> 00:29:00,666
- Yes, you do.
- No, I need you to be safe, Sam. Okay?
391
00:29:00,872 --> 00:29:03,568
- That's what I need.
- What? When am I...?
392
00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:05,903
When are we ever safe?
393
00:29:07,345 --> 00:29:09,210
- This is different.
- How?
394
00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:13,848
Because of the Three Trials crap.
395
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:18,048
God's little obstacle course.
We've been down roads like this before, man.
396
00:29:18,723 --> 00:29:22,659
With Yellow Eyes, Lucifer,
Dick frigging Roman.
397
00:29:22,827 --> 00:29:26,627
We both know where this ends.
One of us dies...
398
00:29:26,798 --> 00:29:27,924
...or worse.
399
00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:30,761
So, what? You just up
and decided it's gonna be you?
400
00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:34,996
I'm a grunt, Sam, you're not. You've always
been the brains of this operation...
401
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,637
- Dean.
- You told me that you see a way out.
402
00:29:39,244 --> 00:29:42,907
You see a light at the end of this
ugly ass tunnel. I don't.
403
00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:46,448
But I'll tell you what I do know...
404
00:29:46,751 --> 00:29:49,219
...it's that I'm gonna die
with a gun in my hand.
405
00:29:50,555 --> 00:29:54,252
Because that's what I have waiting for me.
That's all I have waiting for me.
406
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:58,589
I want you to get out.
I want you to have a life.
407
00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:01,230
Become a man of letters, whatever.
408
00:30:01,432 --> 00:30:04,959
You, with a wife, and kids, and...
and... And grandkids.
409
00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:09,971
Living until you're fat, bald, and chugging
Viagra. That is my perfect ending.
410
00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:13,167
And it's the only one that I'm gonna get.
411
00:30:14,579 --> 00:30:16,809
So I'm gonna do these Trials...
412
00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:21,441
...and I'm gonna do them alone. End of story.
413
00:30:21,619 --> 00:30:26,386
You're staying here, I'm going out there.
If Land Shark comes knocking, you call me.
414
00:30:27,959 --> 00:30:31,622
If you try to follow me, I'm gonna
put a bullet in your damn leg.
415
00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:24,976
- You sold your soul. Admit it.
- Why the hell would you think that?
416
00:31:25,149 --> 00:31:28,175
You're a walking corpse
married to a centerfold. I did the math.
417
00:31:28,353 --> 00:31:30,719
She likes money, and I'm rich.
Do it again.
418
00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:33,885
Look, you sing like crap
so explain the music career.
419
00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:37,526
- Hello. Autotune.
- All right. That's enough.
420
00:31:37,695 --> 00:31:39,686
Oh, is it, Four Eyes, is it enough?
421
00:31:39,864 --> 00:31:42,355
Don't know why you even think
one of us made a deal.
422
00:31:42,533 --> 00:31:46,401
Because you struck oil where there
was no oil. That didn't seem weird to you?
423
00:31:47,238 --> 00:31:48,330
Margie.
424
00:31:49,274 --> 00:31:51,071
Margie used to say that...
425
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,878
That if we were rich, we'd all be happy.
426
00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:57,512
Right, we're the damn Waltons.
427
00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:12,990
When I think about you, I touch myself
428
00:32:13,164 --> 00:32:16,099
Oh, I don't want any...
429
00:32:19,170 --> 00:32:20,569
Just in time.
430
00:32:21,172 --> 00:32:23,572
- Yeah. Are you okay?
- I'm good.
431
00:32:24,475 --> 00:32:26,170
And I bet you're great.
432
00:32:29,714 --> 00:32:32,114
- Yup. Great.
- Okay.
433
00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:34,475
Listen...
434
00:32:36,554 --> 00:32:40,422
Whatever happens, whatever you hear,
stay here with that door locked.
435
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:45,722
Sit tight, okay? This is gonna sound crazy,
but there is something evil out there.
436
00:32:46,731 --> 00:32:47,823
I know.
437
00:32:49,233 --> 00:32:50,257
You know?
438
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:53,562
It's coming for me.
439
00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:12,214
I need to take a leak.
440
00:33:13,224 --> 00:33:15,454
- Hold it.
- Yeah, at my age?
441
00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:19,084
Not really an option. So, either you let
me go, or get me a bottle.
442
00:33:19,263 --> 00:33:21,231
Ugh. You're disgusting.
443
00:33:37,982 --> 00:33:39,006
Wait!
444
00:33:48,059 --> 00:33:51,153
Aah! Please, just let me go. Please.
445
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:57,531
- Please, don't hurt my family.
- I'm not. I'm trying to help.
446
00:34:03,408 --> 00:34:04,739
- Get in the house.
- But...
447
00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:06,774
- Go! Go!
- Oh, God.
448
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:14,579
When my parents split up,
my mom took a job here.
449
00:34:15,686 --> 00:34:17,779
This was before the Cassitys had money.
450
00:34:18,523 --> 00:34:20,184
But it was the best she could do.
451
00:34:21,092 --> 00:34:24,186
- So I grew up on this farm.
- That's how you met Crowley.
452
00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:26,228
They had this big dinner...
453
00:34:26,664 --> 00:34:28,825
...and after, I saw him kissing Margie.
454
00:34:29,434 --> 00:34:31,493
I ran. I didn't know what to do.
455
00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:35,372
But Crowley found me. We talked.
456
00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:39,738
- He seemed so nice.
- The best con men always do.
457
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:42,243
He asked me if I had one wish,
what would it be?
458
00:34:43,181 --> 00:34:44,443
So I told him.
459
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:49,212
- And he made you sign over your soul.
- He didn't make me do anything.
460
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:53,087
My mom, she had Parkinson's.
Early stages...
461
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:55,916
...and I knew how that story would end.
462
00:34:56,961 --> 00:34:58,394
So I took the deal.
463
00:34:59,964 --> 00:35:02,296
Mom is retired down in Phoenix now.
464
00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:04,492
Plays golf every day.
465
00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:06,102
That was a stupid move, Ellie.
466
00:35:06,337 --> 00:35:09,773
I did it for my mom, Dean.
What would you do for your mom?
467
00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:15,204
- You had to know this was coming.
- No, how?
468
00:35:15,746 --> 00:35:17,907
He didn't tell you about
the 10 year clock?
469
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:19,140
What?
470
00:35:19,350 --> 00:35:21,648
I knew when I died
I wasn't going to heaven...
471
00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:24,981
...but he never said anything
about that or monsters.
472
00:35:25,223 --> 00:35:26,281
What a douchebag.
473
00:35:26,891 --> 00:35:29,451
He probably didn't say jack
to Carl or Margot either.
474
00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:30,786
Margie made a deal?
475
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:35,099
- So she's...
- She's gone.
476
00:35:36,601 --> 00:35:40,401
Oh, God. I...
477
00:35:41,172 --> 00:35:43,140
A few years ago, Carl got drunk...
478
00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:45,935
...he told me he did some kind of
magic at a crossroads.
479
00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:48,305
Summoned a demon.
480
00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:53,072
I put two and two together, and
when I saw what that thing did to him...
481
00:35:54,752 --> 00:35:56,447
I just never knew about Margie.
482
00:35:57,288 --> 00:35:58,516
I thought I was next.
483
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:01,185
- And you didn't run?
- Where would I run?
484
00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:05,619
All I wanted was one last meal,
some good tunes, and maybe...
485
00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,097
I don't wanna die.
486
00:36:27,718 --> 00:36:29,015
Dean, what's happening?
487
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,985
Ellie, whatever you're seeing, it's not real.
488
00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:35,018
It means the hellhound, it's close.
489
00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:38,119
Look, you need to stay...
490
00:36:38,729 --> 00:36:40,492
...inside this circle, okay?
491
00:36:43,067 --> 00:36:45,695
- Now.
- Dean.
492
00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:50,071
No matter what happens, you stay
inside that circle, you understand me?
493
00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:31,278
So you're Crowley's bitch.
494
00:37:31,482 --> 00:37:34,042
I guess pets really do look
like their owners.
495
00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:40,219
What are you waiting for?
Come and get it.
496
00:38:43,721 --> 00:38:46,189
- You need to go to a hospital.
- I've had worse.
497
00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:49,456
Yeah, he's had worse.
498
00:38:51,529 --> 00:38:52,894
So, what now?
499
00:38:54,231 --> 00:38:57,223
Now we make a hex bag
and you start running.
500
00:38:57,835 --> 00:39:00,736
If Crowley can't find you,
he won't sic another mutt on you.
501
00:39:01,305 --> 00:39:04,206
- So I'm not going to hell?
- Not on my watch.
502
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,538
You give us a minute?
503
00:39:08,612 --> 00:39:10,546
- Sure.
- Thanks.
504
00:39:15,419 --> 00:39:17,819
Dean, even if she can dodge Crowley...
505
00:39:18,489 --> 00:39:21,617
...as soon as Ellie dies,
her soul is earmarked for hell.
506
00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:24,194
Not if we shut it down first.
507
00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:30,360
The spell's not gonna work for you, Dean.
508
00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:46,414
Doesn't matter, we'll track down
another hellhound, and I'll kill it.
509
00:39:47,084 --> 00:39:48,642
No.
510
00:39:49,587 --> 00:39:52,215
- Sam, I didn't pass the test.
- But I did...
511
00:39:53,858 --> 00:39:56,349
...and I'm doing the rest of them.
- My ass you are.
512
00:39:57,962 --> 00:40:00,863
Closing the Gates,
it's a suicide mission for you.
513
00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:03,260
- Sam.
- I wanna slam hell shut too, okay?
514
00:40:03,467 --> 00:40:06,197
But I wanna survive it. I wanna live.
515
00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:07,965
And so should you.
516
00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:11,234
You have friends up here, family...
517
00:40:11,709 --> 00:40:13,677
...hell, you even got your own room now.
518
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:15,906
You were right, okay?
519
00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:18,874
I see light at the end of this tunnel...
520
00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:23,216
...and I'm sorry you don't, I am.
521
00:40:23,721 --> 00:40:24,745
But it's there.
522
00:40:25,723 --> 00:40:28,817
And if you come with me,
I can take you to it.
523
00:40:29,226 --> 00:40:32,627
- Sam, be smart.
- I am smart, and so are you.
524
00:40:33,497 --> 00:40:35,727
You're not a grunt, Dean, you're a genius.
525
00:40:36,233 --> 00:40:40,897
When it comes to lore, to... You're the
best hunter I've ever seen. Better than me...
526
00:40:41,305 --> 00:40:45,002
...better than dad. I believe in you, Dean...
527
00:40:46,410 --> 00:40:51,473
...so please, please believe in me too.
528
00:41:17,741 --> 00:41:20,107
- Hey. Sammy?
- Ugh. Unh.
529
00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:25,672
Sam?
530
00:41:28,052 --> 00:41:29,314
- You okay?
- Unh!
531
00:41:44,635 --> 00:41:45,863
I'm good. I'm okay.
532
00:41:48,639 --> 00:41:49,867
I can do this.
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