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Well, we're certainly popular here today.

Fuck them.

Yeah, fuck them.

So who do they think they are to judge me like that? I went to Spain and stayed

with my dad for a few months. Is that a crime?

I'm not supposed to hold a grudge forever?

Some people are just miserable and unhappy and they want you right there

with them.

Well, maybe I am a little more like my dad, because that dude seems happy.

I'm sick of my mom giving me guilt trips about everything.

I wish she was more like you.

Your mom's a little tightly wound, but she loves you. She'll come around.

What's up to her?

You know, I had some other adventures in fame, ones I haven't told anyone about.

Really? Do tell.

I had a really crazy affair with an older woman.

Flamenco dancer.

She was a friend of my dad's.

She was completely insane.

Oh, God.

It was... It was wild.

How much older than you was she?

20 years.

You bad boy.

Me the bad boy.

You should meet her.

That woman's a maniac.

I bet the sex was good.

It was amazing.

I've never had sex like that in my life.

Older women are good in bed.

And crazy older women are really good in bed.

I'll direct to that.

Have you ever, you know, done that?

Done what?

Had a fling with a younger guy.

Well, not significantly younger, no.

You should try it sometime.

Well, I'm not exactly drowning in prospects.

I'll keep that in mind.

Well, are you feeling adventurous?

Um, adventurous?

Uh, how?

What would you say if I told you I'm very, very attracted to you?

Richie, am I like a second mother to you?

Except you're not my mother, right?

Oh, naughty boy.

Mm -hmm.

I need to get off here.

Yeah? Yeah.

I'm going to go get dressed.

Oh my.

You're a better death than you have a right to be.

You sure do look good doing that.

And you're really good at it.

I think you mean that. You're so kind to me.

Hey, flamenco dancer.

Thank you.

Mm hmm.

Nothing will help a young man get injured.

That's more like it. Oh, yeah.

hmm

Oh, my.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, Richie.

Look at that Isn't that beautiful?

Oh, God, that's got teeth.

Don't be like that, is it?

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Ah, ah, ah,

ah. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

I did so well.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Good.

Yeah. Fuck,

yes, yes, yes.

You

are

naughty.

Yes!

I do.

I do.

I've got to slide in there so well.

You're just bad, aren't you?

sleep, sleep, sleep

Look at how fucking amazing that is.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Did it disappear in there? Yeah.

Where did it help?

Nice and warm inside.

Nice and warm.

Can I get on my knees?

Just like this.

Just like this.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, look at the floor.

Yeah.

Yeah. You like seeing that?

I do. I love seeing that.

That is just fucking perfect.

I like looking at two.

Oh, my God. It's so fucking pretty.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

So good.

That's a good spot.

I don't know what you're doing, but it's a great fucking spot.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, yes, yes.

Yes. Fuck yes.

Welcome

home.

True.