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Okay, well, you haven't lost it all yet.

Why are we here? Have you parked?

Okay, yeah, that's good.

Come on up to the front door. I'll be right down.

Yeah. Okay, bye -bye.

Don't be nervous. It's just a date.

Just a date. What could go wrong? It's just a date. It's just a date.

Danny?

Nima? Come on in.

You look nice.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Hi.

Come on in.

This way.

Oh.

Do this often?

Actually, like once or twice before.

I mean, not that it's turned out that great.

It's just a lot of the girls that post in the casual encounters section on

Craigslist are usually prostitutes.

Oh my god, I have no idea.

I didn't know.

I've never posted there myself.

So I decide, give it a go and see what happens.

Look, it's not that you don't look amazing at all. It's just that picture

posted, that's not really recent, right?

No. I mean, you're not 29.

No, no, I'm not.

The picture was taken when I was 29. I mean, so not like...

Lying, lying.

But I thought I'd get more response into that picture, and I did.

Fifteen guys wanted to meet me, but I picked you.

So why me?

Well, you didn't seem like a creep, and the picture of your cock was really

nice.

Okay, full disclosure.

I've been divorced for a year. I've been dating my vibrator.

I guess I got desperate. It was just an impulsive thing to post on Craigslist,

and things have been a mistake.

So if you want to go, that's fine. I won't take it personally.

It's not a big deal, really. It's just that, I don't know, I guess I was

expecting something different.

I know, false advertising.

I should use a more recent picture.

It's my first time, hey, you know, live and learn.

So, no harm, no foul.

You want me to leave?

You don't think that I do best?

Um, yeah, I guess so.

Sorry, I really didn't mean to, like, lead you wrong.

A little bit.

Yeah, but... I'm not staying

here.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, I like the way you blink.

I do it.

What could happen to a girl in my position?

Oh my goodness.

It has been so long.

Oh, jackpot.

Wow.

So high there, Mr. Danny.

I know what I advertise for.

It's been so long.

Are you overdressed?

Do you want to be out of these clothes?

I'd like to be out of these clothes.

Yeah.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes.

Let me fuck it all up.

Oh, oh, oh.

How evil can you be?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You have to tease.

You have to tease.

Oh.

Oh, I like looking at that.

Oh, it feels really great.

There you are.

Oh,

please, Mr. Danny.

Oh, baby.

Not a first date.

Not a first date.

You got a nice cocktail, mister.

Did I ever tell you that?

What's going on, sweetie?

You! Oh,

she's like him.

I know what you look like.

I dare say.

Oh, my goodness.

She's removing her stockings.

Yes, I will. I'm going to put my stockings on.

oh my god oh

my

god oh

my

god

So young, so strong.

Fuck that so fucking good.

Yes,

I'll get bald in my clit somewhere.

No, not ever.

So that's a yes.

Oh, you cracked my code.

Oh,

I see my tits first and my ass.

Oh, yes.

I'm going to sit right down on it.

Oh, yeah.

Like that?

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's listening.

Your balls slap my ass. It's a threat.

Whew.

Oh my

god.

Giddyap.

I'm going to lay down on my ass like a lazy lady.

You're so young and strong.

I bet you have it in you.

Yeah, you do.

Ah, fuck yeah.

Yeah.

There you go. Oh, fuck yeah. That was awesome.

and all these orgasms. You haven't had one yet.

I bet your cunt tastes sweet, doesn't it?

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

You'll have to find out soon enough.

Oh, goodness.

Oh, you're serious.

You have a way of figuring out what it is I like.

Okay, sure.

Happy to do that.

There we go.

Nice shedding on you.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, fuck, that's really great, Kyle. Man!

Oh, you're so strong there, young man.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Ooh, right.

Oh, fuck, right there.

Fuck.

Fuck. Oh, my goodness.

Oh,

fuck. Yes.

You're doing pretty fair.

You're a really pretty cock and know how to use it. It's not fair.

It's not fair.

It's fucking not fair.

I do.

I fucking do, yeah.

You young ones really are full of it, aren't you?

You

know

Danny, I really...

I really, really needed that. Thank you so much.

Yeah, I guess so.

That was amazing.

Have you met that old woman?

No, never.

I guess what they say is true.

That we have more experience?

Mm -hmm.

Well, it was really great.

Yeah. You know, call me sometime.

I'll see you again, right?

Yeah.

What? My money. $300.

Just kidding.

Call me. Bye.

Wow.

Back in the saddle again.

Sweet.