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Okay, well, you haven't lost it all yet.
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Why are we here? Have you parked?
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Okay, yeah, that's good.
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Come on up to the front door. I'll be
right down.
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Yeah. Okay, bye -bye.
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Don't be nervous. It's just a date.
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Just a date. What could go wrong? It's
just a date. It's just a date.
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Danny?
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Nima? Come on in.
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You look nice.
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Hi.
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Nice to meet you.
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Hi.
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Come on in.
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This way.
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Oh.
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Do this often?
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Actually, like once or twice before.
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I mean, not that it's turned out that
great.
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It's just a lot of the girls that post
in the casual encounters section on
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Craigslist are usually prostitutes.
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Oh my god, I have no idea.
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I didn't know.
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I've never posted there myself.
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So I decide, give it a go and see what
happens.
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Look, it's not that you don't look
amazing at all. It's just that picture
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posted, that's not really recent, right?
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No. I mean, you're not 29.
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No, no, I'm not.
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The picture was taken when I was 29. I
mean, so not like...
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Lying, lying.
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But I thought I'd get more response into
that picture, and I did.
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Fifteen guys wanted to meet me, but I
picked you.
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So why me?
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Well, you didn't seem like a creep, and
the picture of your cock was really
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nice.
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Okay, full disclosure.
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I've been divorced for a year. I've been
dating my vibrator.
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I guess I got desperate. It was just an
impulsive thing to post on Craigslist,
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and things have been a mistake.
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So if you want to go, that's fine. I
won't take it personally.
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It's not a big deal, really. It's just
that, I don't know, I guess I was
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expecting something different.
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I know, false advertising.
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I should use a more recent picture.
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It's my first time, hey, you know, live
and learn.
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So, no harm, no foul.
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You want me to leave?
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You don't think that I do best?
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Um, yeah, I guess so.
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Sorry, I really didn't mean to, like,
lead you wrong.
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A little bit.
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Yeah, but... I'm not staying
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here.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Oh, I like the way you blink.
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I do it.
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What could happen to a girl in my
position?
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Oh my goodness.
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It has been so long.
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Oh, jackpot.
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Wow.
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So high there, Mr. Danny.
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I know what I advertise for.
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It's been so long.
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Are you overdressed?
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Do you want to be out of these clothes?
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I'd like to be out of these clothes.
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Yeah.
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Yes,
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yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Yes,
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yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Let me fuck it all up.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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How evil can you be?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. You have to tease.
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You have to tease.
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Oh.
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Oh, I like looking at that.
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Oh, it feels really great.
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There you are.
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Oh,
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please, Mr. Danny.
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Oh, baby.
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Not a first date.
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Not a first date.
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You got a nice cocktail, mister.
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Did I ever tell you that?
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What's going on, sweetie?
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You! Oh,
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she's like him.
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I know what you look like.
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I dare say.
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Oh, my goodness.
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She's removing her stockings.
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Yes, I will. I'm going to put my
stockings on.
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oh my god oh
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my
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god oh
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my
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god
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So young, so strong.
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Fuck that so fucking good.
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Yes,
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I'll get bald in my clit somewhere.
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No, not ever.
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So that's a yes.
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Oh, you cracked my code.
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Oh,
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I see my tits first and my ass.
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Oh, yes.
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I'm going to sit right down on it.
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Oh, yeah.
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Like that?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's listening.
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Your balls slap my ass. It's a threat.
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Whew.
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Oh my
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god.
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Giddyap.
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I'm going to lay down on my ass like a
lazy lady.
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You're so young and strong.
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I bet you have it in you.
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Yeah, you do.
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Ah, fuck yeah.
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Yeah.
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There you go. Oh, fuck yeah. That was
awesome.
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and all these orgasms. You haven't had
one yet.
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I bet your cunt tastes sweet, doesn't
it?
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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You'll have to find out soon enough.
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Oh, goodness.
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Oh, you're serious.
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You have a way of figuring out what it
is I like.
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Okay, sure.
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Happy to do that.
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There we go.
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Nice shedding on you.
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Oh my gosh.
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Oh, fuck, that's really great, Kyle.
Man!
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Oh, you're so strong there, young man.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Ooh, right.
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Oh, fuck, right there.
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Fuck.
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Fuck. Oh, my goodness.
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Oh,
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fuck. Yes.
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You're doing pretty fair.
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You're a really pretty cock and know how
to use it. It's not fair.
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It's not fair.
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It's fucking not fair.
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I do.
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I fucking do, yeah.
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You young ones really are full of it,
aren't you?
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You
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know
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Danny, I really...
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I really, really needed that. Thank you
so much.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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That was amazing.
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Have you met that old woman?
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No, never.
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I guess what they say is true.
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That we have more experience?
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Mm -hmm.
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Well, it was really great.
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Yeah. You know, call me sometime.
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I'll see you again, right?
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Yeah.
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What? My money. $300.
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Just kidding.
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Call me. Bye.
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Wow.
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Back in the saddle again.
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Sweet.
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