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Hey, Judy.

Yeah, yeah, I'm just here now.

Uh -huh.

So you're saying it's on the counter?

Pick it up on the counter?

Okay.

Hey, is anybody here?

Um, I don't see a truck.

Uh -huh.

Okay.

You know what? I'll call you later when it's all over.

All right.

All right. Talk to you soon, sis. Bye -bye.

Are you going to get that door fixed, Judy?

Oh, okay.

Oh, yep, that's it. All righty -dighty.

Danny? Anybody home?

Oh, God.

I'm so sorry.

Your mom didn't say you were home.

Nina, hey.

Hey, yeah.

It's not what it looks like.

Oh, oh.

Even if it is, it's perfectly okay. I was 20 -something once. Can I have a few

minutes just to get dressed?

Well.

What? The ice has been broken.

Kind of.

Seriously,

we could just... You'd like to forget it ever happened, right? Yes, I would.

But I have... Fuck.

You're 25.

I mean, you're not a kid anymore.

Aunt Nina, I don't need the text talk. Oh, this is not the text talk that

thinking of. I know you're not a virgin.

You're not a virgin, are you? I'm not a virgin. I didn't think so, 25 years old.

But... This is going to sound so cheesy and so, like, you know, B

-movie thing.

Okay, just out.

Out? Out with it? Okay, out with it?

You can help?

Excuse me?

With what? With the bedroom or what?

No. With what you're doing.

You're married to my uncle. Like, you're my... You're my mom's sister -in -law.

I mean, I... You're gonna kill me.

Who's gonna tell her?

You're serious.

You know?

I always was a black sheep. I have to admit. And I don't have any...

kids of my own or anything like that.

Oh, my God.

I mean, I've heard stories about you, like, through somebody. I don't know.

Oh, no, the one that your mother will not talk about. Yeah, yeah, because

that time at camp, we were together.

She wouldn't speak to me for six months after that night. Oh, my God.

I just talked to your mother. She is still at work, so she isn't going to be

here for a long time.

How long is a long time? Like hours.

Okay. Yeah. You know the traffic around here just wouldn't be on until dinner

time anyway.

I can't

believe you're suggesting

this.

I've known for a long time that you had that thing that our family sometimes

has.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, just get over it.

Who's going to know?

No one's going to know. No one's going to know. No one's going to know. I like

the way you think.

I'm relaxing.

Nice to run here.

What makes it so exciting?

So much fun.

I'm thinking how much fun holidays are going to be.

Running off to closets.

Do you want to keep doing this?

Oh, no. I think so.

They'd never suspect. They're all so vanilla.

I know.

I have to promise.

I have as much to lose as you.

oh my god you think we could you think we could undress

more better more better boy he got me cock drunk already i swear to god

Honestly, Nina, you'd think you'd never undressed before.

You know with the blouse, it comes off the end of the arm. Oh, there you go.

Ah,

there we go.

Oh my God.

Fuck.

I see you looking at me at the pool.

Holiday.

Barbeque?

Believe it or not, I wasn't expecting to see it, but I always wear my lucky

panties.

I think he's officially in the way now.

Oh, yes.

I like that. Yes.

Oh my gosh.

um um um

Then I have a secret.

I caught the nimmer before I came in.

I struggled with it. I really did.

Do I leave him alone?

Do I walk in on him?

Don't talk to me like that

Oh, evil.

Oh, evil.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, yes.

Yeah,

you're no virgin.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck you. Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Yes.

Back in. Fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, good.

Oh, good, good, good. Oh, fuck. Good cock. Oh, good cock.

I can almost have it give direction.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Wow.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Ah!

Fuck! Fuck.

Ooh. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Do all the work.

I don't have a good thing.

I don't have a soft back.

Oh, I'm still a little man like you.

You. You.

Are. Just.

Better than I could ever expect.

Lay down.

Don't go to you. Stay right there.

is all the way back here

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, yes. Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Giddyap. Giddyap, pony.

Yeah. Yeah.

Ha. Ha.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Ha. Ha.

Ha.

Stay right where you are.

Oh God, your balls are tickling my clit.

Watch this chick.

Oh,

rubbing my clit on your balls, it feels so good.

I love doing my clit on your balls like that.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

You can spank him for free.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Woo, let's not break nothing.

Oh, no, no, no. No, hurt the pony.

Want to ride the pony.

No hurting the pony.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Fuck.

That is, that's good.

Back to the edge. I think we're past the edge, babe.

I think we're into the abyss.

Yeah.

I knew I couldn't be the only kinky one in this family.

I love

watching it disappear into me like that. Fuck.

Fuck this bitch!

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah.

I love watching guys.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, wow.

What a load.

Give Peter North everyone for his money.

Oh my God.

Thanksgiving is going to be really interesting.

I guess that's the word for it.