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I just feel like the biggest pervert in the world.

I mean, there's just something about him.

What are you feeling guilty about?

Haven't you been reading magazines older women are in?

Sure, but it's one thing to be a cougar. But I'm married.

And it's Sarah's boyfriend.

You know, oh God, what am I thinking?

I'm going through some kind of midlife crisis or something.

But if Tom ever heard me talking like this... Well, if Tom doesn't know, it

won't hurt him.

That's how I play it with Frank.

You're going to end up in divorce court talking like that.

Well, I could do that to Frank.

My personal trainer is on his way over right now, and I plan to get some of

that. Are you sleeping with your trainer now?

Well, not now, but hopefully I will be.

He's 15 years younger than me, but age is just a number, and if you're smart,

you'll remember that too.

Oh, listen, that's the door. I gotta go. I'll talk to you later, okay? Catch you

later. Bye.

Oh, Chris.

It's okay for me to come in, right?

Um, she's not home right now.

It's okay.

I don't mind waiting.

You don't mind having me around or anything, do you?

Well, I don't know what time she's going to be back.

I can wait.

Let me kill mine.

No, of course not.

Come on in.

So, um, Chris, how's school going?

It's going well.

Hey, can I get you a soda or something?

That'd be great.

You startled me. I'm sorry. I really didn't mean to scare you. I just didn't

want you to have to wait on me.

I figured if I wanted something, I should probably just, you know, come in

and get it.

No, really.

It's okay.

Um, yeah.

Ten crunches right now. Let's go.

Working those abs.

There you go. Eight, nine, ten. Give me one more.

That's good. That's good.

I don't want to kick off my shirt.

Don't we all?

You've got to keep that on because you're working out. Me, on the other

is very hot in here.

All right.

What are we doing?

Crunches? Give me ten more.

Okay. Let's go. You want to look good in that bikini, don't you?

There are other things I'd like to look good for.

Eight, nine, ten. Two more.

One more.

Oh, jeez.

Good. Breathe.

Good. I can do leg lifts.

No, just turn around. Let's do some push -ups. Oh, you are such a sleep driver.

Let's do some push -ups.

Hold on. What are you doing?

All right. You know what? You can stay on your knees.

Thank you. No problem.

All right. Let's do 20.

Okay. Ready?

1, 2, 3,

4, 5.

Is it easier on your knees? Yes, it is.

I can think of other things I can do on my knees.

10, 11, 12, 13, 14,

15. It's called a workout.

Yes, it's a workout. There you go.

3 more.

Good. Work it. Good.

Not bad.

All right.

All right.

I don't want to work out. No, I don't want to do this today.

You don't have a choice. Come on. Stand up.

All right. Let's see. You know what? Let me go get the medicine ball over here.

All right. Is that how you stand up?

Yes, you do. Back down.

Okay. What are we doing with this? All right. You're going to turn this way a

little bit. Or the other way.

Perfect. All right. Hold this.

Get on your back.

You're going to come up, throw me the ball, and I'm going to throw it back to

you. Okay.

All right.

One.

Two. Very good.

Three. Very good.

Three.

You a lot of experience with the ball before?

I have experience with all kinds of balls. Yeah? Yeah. All right.

Three more.

Very nice. Two more.

One more.

Very good. One more.

Very good.

All right.

Not bad at all.

All right. I know.

It's good.

All right.

I'm just going to do one arm at a time.

Okay. Now, form is very important here. Okay.

All right. Is that too heavy? No, I'm good.

You're good? Yes. All right. Remember, we're going to curl. You want to keep

your elbow here. There you go. Just like that.

Good. One, two.

Very good.

Goodness, you've been working out, haven't you? Three. It's my job.

Four.

So, um. Three more.

So, you seeing anybody?

Two. Like clients? Yeah, I see a lot. It's my job. I just told you that. One

more.

Eight. Very good.

All right, switch.

There we go.

One.

Good. Two.

Actually.

Three. Keep that elbow.

Good.

Four more.

Can you feel that?

I can feel it, yes. I can feel all kinds of things, actually.

Alright, one more.

Alright, good.

No stresses.

Actually,

I was wondering if you had a girlfriend or anything.

Oh! Yeah.

Too busy working.

Is that all right? Good? It's good.

It's good. It's good. Yes. All good.

All right.

What can we do next?

Can I take off my shirt? It's hot in here.

Can I take your shirt off? We're working out.

Hmm.

Ooh. Can we use the gloves, do you think?

Oh, I'm not in the mood to beat anybody up today. I know what we can do. We can

do the, um, the...

Push down for the lower abs.

I like the lower abs. You want to do more abs? Yes, I want to do it. Just get

my whole one through ankles. You push.

Come on. Oh, do your... Yes.

All right.

Oh.

Okay, push. Ready? Yes.

Give me 12.

Okay. Wow.

It's a really nice view, actually, from down here.

Eight. Do that.

Concentrate. I am concentrating.

Two. Oh, my goodness.

Hold it. Oh, my goodness. One more.

Down. Down?

Did you say down and up? Did you say up? Hey, stop.

Oh, you are so dead fat. We're in the middle of a workout.

Yes, and I would like to take it to a different kind of workout.

Are you that dead?

What do you mean?

Oh, my goodness. I am so hot. I have to take off my shirt.

You're not wearing a bra.

All right. You're a genius. We're trying to work out. I know we're trying to

work out.

We're working out.

Yes, I can think of working out. I can work out.

I'm a professional.

We're not doing any of that for you.

No.

Make me.

I don't even know if I want to put it back on. Yeah, make me put my shirt back

on. You can't be doing this.

Who said?

Who's paying who?

You said you weren't seeing anybody.

I'm not seeing anybody. It had nothing to do with your workout.

Stop painting.

You're young, you're strong, you're healthy.

Let's get this back on you. No, I don't want to put it back on. I want to get

out of these clothes.

We're here to work out.

Yes, I can hear you. No, I mean a real workout.

It's a lat workout. A real workout.

Stop.

You are just as dense as a bucket of rocks.

Are you just a jock? You hired me to train you. I hired you to be here for an

hour.

Only an hour? I'm not going to tell.

Stop, stop, stop.

I'm trying to.

She's not making it very easy. I'm trying not to make it easy.

It's not good for... For what?

It's great for business.

Move up to like three work after a week or something.

We shouldn't be doing this.

Death who?

Let's see how you do.

Good workout.

Rats.

Can't forget this muscle now, can we?

I don't know how I did it.

I did it. I'm so glad for it.

I've been dreaming about this for weeks.

Every push out.

Want some help? I do. These are so in the way now. It's kind of a stretch.

It is a stretch. Stretch that hamstring for me, Mr. Trainer.

I guess it does count as a workout.

It does.

It will.

You can count on it.

What are you wearing underneath?

Well, something that was hoping to get me laid.

I thought I was going to have to write it out with large

letters. But no, you finally understood what all men understand.

That hand on the crotch and low.

Hmm.

I don't want to get on here. It's too frightening.

You don't like the fuzzy?

Oh,

jackpot!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Wow.

Is that what you want?

Oh, I don't know. What do I want?

I would never think to presume.

Thank you.

Mmm.

Thank you.

Look at here.

Hi.

Thank you.

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Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

oh. You love guys who are that big.

Oh, I see.

Oh.

Let me get it in there.

You're fun.

I thought you didn't think I need to work out three times a week?

Maybe four.

Okay.

I'll give you a good record.

I'll show you where the showers are.