Original subtitles

PREVIOUSLY ON LOVE & HIP-HOP:

ATLANTA...

I'M HOPING THAT MAYBE, WHEN

YOUR BODY HEAL, MAYBE Y'ALL CAN

TRY AGAIN AND MAYBE GET MARRIED.

DOES BAMBI KNOW YOU'RE OVER

HERE?

HELL NO.

MAYBE I'LL LOOK FOR A NANNY.

YEAH, WE NEED SOMEBODY--

FOR SOMEBODY TO--

SOMEBODY YOUNGER.

I GOT A JOB FOR YOU.

MY WIFE AND I ARE LOOKING FOR A

NANNY.

THERE'S YOUR MOM.

SAY, "HI, MOMMY."

YOU WANT TO ACT LIKE YOU

BRINGIN' SOMEBODY IN HERE TO

HELP--LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY YOU

WANT TO [bleep].

WHEN'D Y'ALL GET MARRIED?

WHAT? JULY? THE END OF JULY?

WHAT? YOU HAVE NO DATE?

JULY 29TH, YEAH.

WE GOT MARRIED JULY 29TH.

JUNE.

NO, NO, NO. IT'S JULY.

YOU FAKE MARRIED.

YOU FLIPPING.

YOU FAKE MARRIED.

YOU FLIPPING YOURSELF.

"WE MARRIED."

REALLY?

WITH NO MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE?

THIS WILL COME CRASHING DOWN.

OH, YES.

WE SHOULD LIVE TOGETHER.

YOU TRYIN' TO SETTLE DOWN?

KARLIE IS SETTLING DOWN.

HOW DID YOU FIND THIS HOUSE?

MY REALTOR, KHADIYAH.

ISN'T THAT THE SAME GIRL

THAT DROVE US ON A TRIP

TOGETHER?

DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR

CONCERNS ABOUT THE--

YES, I HAVE A QUESTION.

ARE YOU [bleep] MY MAN?

I ABSOLUTELY AM EVERY NIGHT.

BITCH!

I WILL [bleep]--

* THIS IS THE LIFE

♪ THIS IS THE LIFE

* YEAH

* THIS IS THE LIFE

♪ THIS IS THE LIFE

* 'SUP ♪

* THIS IS THE LIFE

♪ THIS IS THE LIFE

* HUH

* THIS IS THE LIFE

♪ THIS IS THE LIFE

* HUH

♪ THERE AIN'T NOTHING LIKE ♪

♪ HIP-HOP MUSIC

♪ MUSIC

* THIS IS THE LIFE

♪ THIS IS THE LIFE

YOU [bleep] MY MAN?

HAVE WE HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS

BEFORE, IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE

ASKING?

I'M JUST ASKING YOU, ARE YOU

[bleep] MY MAN OR NOT?

I ABSOLUTELY AM EVERY NIGHT.

BITCH.

I WILL [bleep]--

[struggling]

YO!

YOU DAMN BITCH!

I'M DOING WHAT A MAN DO.

I'M WALKING THROUGH THE HOUSE.

I'M LOOKIN' AT THE SOUND SYSTEM.

I RUN DOWNSTAIRS.

GOD DAMN, ALL HELL DONE BROKE

LOOSE.

WHAT THE [bleep] JUST HAPPENED?

SHE JUST TOLD ME SHE WAS

[bleep] YOU, SO YOU NEED TO

CHECK YOUR HOS.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

ARE YOU [bleep] HER?

I TOLD MYSELF--

ARE YOU [bleep] HER?

I MADE A PROMISE TO GOD THAT

I WASN'T GONNA TELL NO LIES

ABOUT [bleep].

I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU [bleep]

THE BITCH OR NOT.

YES, I'M [bleep] HER, KARLIE.

I MEAN, I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT.

I-I--DID I JUST SAY THAT?

KARLIE MADE ME SO MAD.

IT JUST CAME OUT.

THERE AIN'T NO TAKIN' THAT

[bleep] BACK NOW.

KHADIYAH, I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT.

CAN YOU JUST--CAN WE GO?

YEAH, BITCH.

BACK YOUR BITCH UP.

CHILL OUT, MAN.

MOTHER[bleep] JOC.

I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOIN' ON

BETWEEN HIM AND THIS CHICK,

AND EVERYBODY THINKS I'M CRAZY.

MOTHER[bleep], CHECK THIS OUT.

NO, YOU CHECK IT OUT.

YOU [bleep] THIS BITCH,

YOU GO BE WITH HER.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

I GOT [bleep] TO TALK TO YOU

ABOUT, SO WHILE Y'ALL TOGETHER,

Y'ALL GO AHEAD.

KARLIE.

TOODLES.

I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS

[bleep].

AH, TOODLES TO YOU, BOO.

I CAN'T DO THIS [bleep], YO.

I HOPE MY [bleep] GOOD

TONIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

HE CAN HAVE THAT OVERWEIGHT,

SPEAKING WITH A FAKE ACCENT

TELETUBBY IF THAT'S WHAT HE

WANTS 'CAUSE KARLIE REDD IS

DONE.

ALL I NEED IS A RIDE HOME.

NOW GET YOUR ASS IN THE

GODDAMN CAR, AND LET'S GO, MAN.

I'M GONNA BEAT THAT BITCH ASS

ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.

MAN, SHUT UP;

CLOSE THE GODDAMN DOOR.

THIS MAY BE THE DUMBEST [bleep]

I EVER DID.

I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW I

THOUGHT I WAS GONNA PUT THESE

TWO TOGETHER AND NOT GET THIS

TYPE OF OUTCOME.

MAN, WHAT CAN I SAY?

IT COULD HAVE BEEN A PLAYER

MOVE, BUT [bleep] WENT HORRIBLY

WRONG.

YOU A HO AND SHE A HO.

BOTH OF Y'ALL ARE HOS.

GET OUT THE CAR THEN.

I DON'T GIVE A [bleep].

GET OUT THE CAR THEN.

I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE.

GET OUT THE MOTHER[bleep]

CAR.

I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE.

GET OUT THE CAR.

ARE YOU GONNA [bleep] DRIVE?

GET OUT THE CAR, KARLIE.

I GET TO THE DOOR, AND I'M LIKE,

"YO, WHAT YOU DOING?"

[mimicking tires squealing]

THIS IS THE DUMBEST [bleep] I

EVER SEEN IN MY [bleep] LIFE,

MAN.

OF ALL THE RIDICULOUS STUNTS

THAT SHE COULD HAVE PULLED,

BY FAR, THIS TOPPED 'EM ALL.

YO.

CRAZY REDD AND FULL OF FAKE.

LET HER GO ON ABOUT HER

BUSINESS.

I'MA RIDE WITH YOU, MAN.

[laughing]

I'M GLAD YOU'RE FEELING

BETTER.

ME TOO.

YOUR MOMMA CAME TO SEE ME.

SHE WAS BEING HELLA NICE TOO,

SAYIN' THAT SHE WAS, LIKE,

YOU KNOW, ON MY NECK, AND THEN

SHE SAID SOME [bleep] THAT

REALLY ALMOST MADE ME PASS OUT.

LIKE WHAT?

SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW,

MAYBE Y'ALL COULD TRY AGAIN.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE Y'ALL CAN GET

MARRIED."

YEAH, SHE CONFUSING.

SHE CONFUSING.

BOTH OF Y'ALL CONFUSING.

YEAH, I GET IT FROM MY MOMMA.

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME.

OKAY, I LOVE THE BAM.

I KNOW.

I'M JUST NOT IN LOVE WITH THE

BAM.

I'LL LET THAT GO AHEAD AND

RIDE FOR A LITTLE BIT.

YOU NOT IN LOVE WITH THE BAM,

BUT, I MEAN, I THINK--

YOU KNOW, LIKE, HOW YOU

LOOK AT ME.

HOW YOU DO ALL THAT.

BOO, LIKE, IT'S OKAY.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH

UNDERSTANDING YOUR FEELINGS, BUT

WE CAN WORK ON THAT.

I MEAN, MAYBE WHEN EVERYTHING

DO CALM DOWN AND YOUR BODY GOOD,

YOU CAN HAVE ANOTHER ONE 'CAUSE

I NEED A LITTLE BOY.

I NEED A LITTLE SHIMMER

ON THAT FINGER.

I KNOW SCRAP WAS SUPER EXCITED

ABOUT HAVING A BABY WITH ME, BUT

IF HE THINKS THAT WE'RE GONNA

TRY TO GET PREGNANT AGAIN,

HE'S CRAZY.

IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN.

TO BE HONEST, I FEEL LIKE IT

MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED FOR A

REASON.

LIKE, I'M NOT REALLY DESIGNED TO

BE, LIKE, A BABY MAMA, FOR REAL.

I MEAN, YOU HAVE A BABY WITH

SOMEBODY, Y'ALL IN LOVE, AND IN

THE END, Y'ALL NOT TOGETHER.

BUT WE AIN'T IN LOVE.

WHAT YOU AIN'T GETTIN'--

YOU AIN'T GONNA GET MARRIED

UNLESS YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH

SOMEBODY, LIKE, I MEAN...

AND I AIN'T GONNA HAVE NO

BABY UNLESS SOMEBODY IS IN LOVE

WITH ME.

I MEAN, I WAS ABOUT TO,

LIKE, ON ACCIDENT.

ACCIDENT?

ABSOLUTELY ACCIDENT.

I AIN'T REALIZE TILL ALL THIS

HAPPENED THAT I WANTED A LITTLE

HOMEY.

YOU KNOW, I AIN'T ALL THE WAY IN

LOVE WITH BAM, BUT SHE A GOOD

GIRL, AND SHE'LL BE A GOOD MOM.

LIKE, YOU THE ONE WHO BE,

LIKE, BACK AND FORTH, IN AND

OUT, DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.

ALL YOU KNOW IS YOU WANT MY

EGGS.

COME ON WITH THE EGG [bleep].

I'M JUST SAYIN'.

YOU WANT MY EGGS.

YOU WANT TO HAVE A BABY, BUT

YOU--YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

YOU'RE SO CUTE.

WHATEVER.

[laughing]

HEY.

HI.

HOW ARE YOU?

HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

YOU LOOK SEXY.

SO DO YOU.

JOSELINE'S REALLY CLOSE WITH

MY FUTURE MOTHER-IN-LAW WHO

THINKS WE MIGHT HAVE SOME THINGS

IN COMMON, SO I INVITED HER OUT

TO GO SHOPPING, JUST SO I CAN

GET TO KNOW HER A LITTLE BETTER.

EVERY WOMAN CAN LET LOOSE WHEN

THEY SHOPPING, RIGHT?

HOW'S YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW?

SHE'S DOING OUR WEDDING.

YOU KNOW, I'M ENGAGED.

ME AND WAKA ENGAGED.

OH!

CONGRATULATIONS.

WELL, YEAH, WE DID--

SPUR OF THE MOMENT.

I LIKE THE TATTOO.

JUST MAKE SURE YOU GET THAT RING

SO THAT [bleep] DON'T TRY TO GO

GIVE IT TO ANOTHER BITCH

'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW THESE

[bleep] LIKE TO PLAY [bleep]

GAMES.

THE WEDDING THAT WE DID WAS,

YOU KNOW, SMALL 'CAUSE IT WAS

JUST HIM AND I, AND I STILL,

OF COURSE, WANT MY BIG WEDDING.

YOU'RE THE OPPOSITE FROM ME.

I WANT IT TO JUST BE ME AND HIM.

HIS MOTHER'S PLANNING OUR

WEDDING.

SHE WANT THE BIGGEST WEDDING IN

THE WORLD.

AND I LOVE MAMA.

I'M NOT INTO THAT.

BUT WHY YOU CAN'T PLAN YOUR

OWN WEDDING?

IS SHE GETTING MARRIED, OR YOU

GETTING MARRIED?

SO EVERYBODY KNOWS MISS DEB IN

ATLANTA.

SHE'S A BOSS BITCH.

I KNOW TAMMY'S A LITTLE

INTIMIDATED FROM MISS DEB,

BUT SHE'S GONNA ABSOLUTELY

CHANGE HER MIND, 'CAUSE LET'S BE

REAL, WHICH GIRL DOESN'T WANT A

HUGE WEDDING?

DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?

I HAVE A DAUGHTER.

SHE'S EIGHT.

YEAH, I DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS

YET.

YOU THINKIN' ABOUT IT?

NO, WELL, I'MA HAVE SOME,

BUT I--

SOME? YOU SAID--

NO, I'MA HAVE SOME KIDS,

BUT--

HOW MANY?

LIKE, PROBABLY, LIKE, TWO.

MY HUSBAND ALREADY GOT FIVE

THOUGH.

YEAH.

AND, YOU KNOW, HE GOT BABY

MAMA DRAMA, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

HAVE YOU HEARD OF MIMI HAS A

SEX TAPE OUT OR SOMETHING?

YES, GIRL.

I DON'T GIVE A [bleep].

[bleep] THE BITCH.

I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT SHE

WOULD DO THAT.

YOU GOT A LITTLE BABY.

WELL, WAS STEVIE MAD?

I THINK HE'S EMBARRASSED.

WHY WOULDN'T HE BE EMBARRASSED?

SHE'S A PILGRIM.

SHE'LL LAY HER HEAD IN ANYBODY'S

HOME.

YOU KNOW PILGRIMS?

WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

OH, YEAH. PILGRIMS.

THAT'S WHAT SHE IS.

HOW COULD YOU BE SO DUMB?

YOU DAMN NEAR HALF A [bleep]

CENTURY.

AM I SAYING IT RIGHT? CENTURY?

IT'S THE HALF OF HUNDRED YEARS?

'CAUSE I DIDN'T FINISH HIGH

SCHOOL.

I LIKE JOSELINE.

I SEE HER AND MIMI.

I MEAN, THEY GOT THEY ISSUES,

BUT HEY, I AIN'T NOTHING TO DO

WITH THAT, AND I COULD SEE US

HANGING OUT A LITTLE BIT MORE.

HOW THE [bleep] WOULD THAT EVEN

GET OUT?

PROBABLY HER MAN PUT IT OUT.

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, LIKE,

AND THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL.

LIKE, I WILL BEAT THE [bleep]

OUT OF HIM, LIKE--

GIRL, SHE PROBABLY AGREE

WITH HIM.

YOU KNOW, SHE'S SO DUMB.

SHE PROBABLY WAS LIKE, "OKAY.

OKAY. UH-HUH. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY."

[laughter]

YO, YOU GONNA HAVE ME ON THE

FLOOR.

ENOUGH TALK ABOUT MEN AND

PROBLEMS AND BITCHES.

AND VIDEOS.

I'M OVER IT.

I NEED TO BUY SOME STUFF.

COME ON.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BUY?

THEY SAID, "WE KNOW THAT

THEY'RE NOT MARRIED."

WE ALL GOOD.

THEY OLD AND THEY TIRED, AND

THEY AIN'T GOT [bleep] ELSE TO

DO BUT WORRY ABOUT MY MARRIAGE.

I HAD YOUR BACK, AND YOU DO

THIS TO ME?

I'M SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT

EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED.

WHO THE [bleep] IS SHE TO BE

KNOWING MY [bleep] BUSINESS?

OH! OH!

[bleep] BITCH!

[knocking]

HEY, WHAT'S UP?

LAST TIME I SEEN PINKETT,

SHE CAME ON A LITTLE STRONG,

RIGHT?

I HELD MY OWN, AND I WAS STRONG

WITH IT 'CAUSE LITTLE DID ME AND

HER KNOW, YOU KNOW, THE BAM WAS

PREGNANT, SO HOPEFULLY WE CAN GO

BACK TO BEING FRIENDS HOW WE WAS

AND TALK ABOUT THIS MISCARRIAGE

THING 'CAUSE I REALLY NEED SOME

WOMANLY ADVICE ABOUT THIS.

SO HOW YOU BEEN?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

I'VE BEEN ALL RIGHT, MAN.

I'M JUST GOING THROUGH SOME

BIZZ-NAH-EE.

WHAT'S WRONG?

BAM WAS PREGNANT,

YOU FEEL ME?

YOU GOT SOMEBODY PREGNANT

THAT YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE WITH?

NOW, WHEN YOU SAY "IN LOVE,"

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "IN LOVE"?

YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T LOVE

THE GIRL.

NO, I SAID I LOVE HER, BUT I

WASN'T IN LOVE WITH HER.

THAT'S WHAT I TOLD YOU.

SO NOW WHAT?

SHE JUST HAD A MISCARRIAGE.

SO...

I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA BE

GOOD, MAN.

YOU WANTED HER TO HAVE

THIS KID?

YEAH, I MEAN, YOU KNOW,

IT'D BE COOL TO HAVE ANOTHER,

YOU KNOW, LITTLE SCRI-NAH-EE

RUNNING AROUND.

OKAY, BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE

SENSE THAT YOU HAVE A BABY AND

PLAN A PREGNANCY WITH SOMEONE

YOU'RE NOT "IN LOVE WITH."

I DIDN'T PLAN THIS [bleep].

ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER.

I GET IT NOW.

SHE HAS A MISCARRIAGE NOW, SO IS

THAT WHY YOU'RE ON MY COUCH NOW?

LISTEN, I THOUGHT YOU WAS

GONNA GIVE ME SOME POSITIVE

ADVICE, AND YOU AIN'T GIVE ME

NONE.

WELL, YOU DID, BUT IT WAS LIKE--

THE TRUTH HURTS, MAN.

IT WAS LIKE IN A MEAN WAY,

YOU KNOW?

THE TRUTH HURTS.

NOW, I REALIZE THAT,

YOU KNOW, ERICA PINKETT,

YOU KNOW, WE ALL IN HERE AND WE

GOT FEELINGS.

SHE MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT UPSET,

BUT SHE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

SHE'S A HOMEGIRL.

SO FOR REAL, MAN.

ON A POSITIVE NOTE,

I GOT A LITTLE PARTY I'MA DO,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING,

FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

IS BAMBI GONNA BE THERE?

YEAH. HELL YEAH.

SHE GONNA BE PARTYING?

OH, YEAH, SHE'S GOOD NOW.

SHE'S GOOD.

I NEED ANOTHER DRINK.

CAN YOU GET ME ONE?

EXCUSE ME.

I'M SORRY.

MY LITTLE CHEEKS IS OUT.

EXCUSE ME.

[sighs]

[upbeat electronic music]

♪

* SEE, WE BE

♪ LIVING ON THE AVE

♪ WE AIN'T SCARED ♪

♪ TO TAKE NO BREATHS

♪ WE BE SHUTTIN' DOWN ♪

♪ THESE CATS

♪ EVERY TIME WE GET A CHANCE

MY HUSBAND IS A NEW PARTNER

IN HIP HOP WEEKLY.

THE BOSS MAN IS HOOKING ME UP

WITH GETTING A SPREAD, SO I

INVITED TAMMY TO COME THROUGH

BECAUSE SHE'S A PERSONAL

STYLIST; MAYBE SHE CAN HELP ME

PICK OUT SOME THINGS.

THIS [bleep] BETTER BE SEXY.

* WE DO THIS SO EASY

♪ Y'ALL SIT THERE ♪

♪LOOKING CHEESY ♪

♪ AND EVERY TIME

♪WE COME AROUND ♪

♪Y'ALL WONDER WHO ♪

I BROUGHT THIS FABRIC FROM

MIAMI 'CAUSE I LOVED IT SO MUCH.

IT'S SO SHAKIRA.

RIGHT, IT IS VERY.

JOSELINE'S FASHION SENSE IS A

LITTLE DIFFERENT FROM MY TASTE.

THIS WILL BE A LOOK FOR IN

THE KITCHEN, NOTHING BUT THONG

AND A LITTLE TOP, A LITTLE BRA

UNDER IT.

IN THE KITCHEN?

YES, IN THE KITCHEN, BITCH.

THAT'S HOW I KEEP MY MAN,

AND THAT'S HOW I GOT HIM TO

MARRY ME IN TWO YEARS

AND TWO MONTHS.

OKAY.

OKAY?

NOW I WANT YOU TO GET WITH IT,

SO YOU CAN HIM TO GET YOU THAT

ROCK 'CAUSE I SEE YOU'RE STILL

WALKIN' AROUND WITH THAT TATTOO.

THE JURY IS STILL OUT ON

TAMMY AND JOSELINE'S FRIENDSHIP.

SHE'S FUNNY.

I'LL GIVE HER THAT, BUT I DON'T

KNOW WHAT TYPE OF FRIENDS SHE'S

USED TO DEALING WITH 'CAUSE

THESE LITTLE JABS--

I AIN'T WITH IT.

I LOVE THIS SKIRT.

LET ME PASS BY BACK THERE.

YEAH, SLIDE.

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIT.

WHAT YOU, ABOUT A 4?

NO, BITCH.

I KNOW, I'M A SIZE 2, HONEY,

SO I COULD FIT THROUGH ANYTHING.

TAMMY MIGHT THINK SHE LOOK

BETTER THAN ME, BUT NAH,

I DON'T THINK SO.

SHE CAN NEVER LOOK THIS GOOD.

OH, THAT'S A CATSUIT.

OH, HONEY, I GOT TO SHOW ASS.

YEAH, BUT YOUR ASS IS

PROBABLY GONNA, PSHEW!

OH, NO, BITCH--

LIKE, I GOT ASS, BUT I AIN'T

GOT THAT MUCH.

YOUR ASS IS BIGGER THAN MINE

IS, BITCH.

OH, HELL NO.

WHEN YOU TELL ME YOU'RE DOING A

SPREAD FOR A MAGAZINE, I WOULD

THINK YOU WOULD WANT TO LOOK

HIGH-END, CLASSY, SEXY

ALL IN ONE, BUT WHEN I SAW THOSE

LOOKS SHE HAD, I WAS LIKE,

"GIRL, WHAT THE HELL?"

I JUST WANT SOME GLITTER.

LIKE, I'LL PULL OUT THIS ONE

DRESS.

I FOUND THIS ACTUALLY AT A

CONSIGNMENT SHOP.

BORING.

I'M NOT TRYING TO BE IN

NOBODY MAGAZINE DRESSED UP LIKE

NO GRANNY.

THAT AIN'T SELLING NO MAGAZINE.

ALL OF THIS AND THIS IS WHAT

SELLS THE MAGAZINES.

SEE, GIRL, LOOK.

ALL YOUR ASS GONNA BE OUT AT THE

BOTTOM.

WELL, I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT

THEY WANT TO SEE.

ASS.

WE NEED TO SEE ASS,

A WHOLE LOT OF ASS.

THAT'S SOMETHING YOU COULD

THROW SOME TIMBS ON WITH.

I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD WANT

TO WEAR THIS WITH SOME TIMBS,

HONEY.

WHAT ISSUES DO YOU HAVE?

LIKE, I CAME WHOLEHEARTEDLY,

YOU KNOW, JUST BEING NICE.

FASHION FOR ME--

I KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE

'CAUSE I DON'T WORK WITH ANY

STYLIST OR ANYBODY.

I DO MY OWN STYLIN'.

EVERY COVER, EVERY VIDEO, AND

EVERYTHING--I DO EVERYTHING

MYSELF.

THIS BITCH, SHE THINKS SHE CAN

HANG WITH THE PUERTO RICAN

PRINCESS.

"OH, I'M A STYLIST.

I'M THIS. I'M THAT. I'M THAT."

THE PUERTO RICAN PRINCESS DON'T

NEED NOBODY STYLING HER TO DO

NOTHING.

I GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.

LAST TIME I SAW YOU, I WAS

ADMIRING YOUR RING.

WHAT'S YOUR CUT?

I DON'T KNOW. HE GOT THIS.

OH, HOW YOU NOT GONNA KNOW

THE CUT?

[bleep] ALL THAT.

WHEN IS Y'ALL GONNA TIE THE

KNOT?

I'M--I'M--I'M READY,

BUT IT'S, LIKE, IF YOU LEAVE IF

IT UP TO WAKA, HE LIKE--

I'M A MARRIED WOMAN, SO I CAN

KIND OF TELL YOU.

WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO MY

HUSBAND, I DON'T TRUST HIS ASS

NOT [bleep] OTHER HOS.

I AIN'T GONNA LIE, JOSELINE.

LIKE, WAKA HAS CHANGED

TREMENDOUSLY.

LIKE--

THAT'S WHAT THEY ALWAYS SAY.

MEN ARE GONNA BE MEN.

I DON'T TRUST NO MEN.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING

TO MEET ME TODAY AT MY--

YOU KNOW THIS MY SPOT, MY

FAVORITE RESTAURANT.

both: OKAY.

I GAVE JOC HIS CAR BACK.

I LEFT IT IN THE DRIVEWAY, SO I

WOULDN'T HAVE TO SEE HIS ASS.

I HAVEN'T SPOKE TO HIM SINCE, SO

I'M GONNA HAVE DINNER AND DRINKS

WITH MY GIRLS RASHEEDA AND

ERICA SO I CAN VENT AND GET MY

MIND OFF HIS CHEATIN' ASS.

I AIN'T SEEN YOU...

IN FOREVER.

I KNOW.

I SAID, "I'LL BE THERE."

YOU KNOW WHERE SHE BEEN,

RIGHT?

NO, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON?

HOLD UP.

SHE BEEN HIDING UP IN THAT

FINE-ASS MAN SHE GOT.

HOO, HOO, UH, ERR!

THAT'S WHERE YOU BEEN?

PUMP YOUR BREAKS.

NO, BOO-BOO, ERICA'S BEEN

WORKING.

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?

GIRL.

HOW ABOUT I COME HOME ONE DAY,

AND THERE'S THIS LITTLE CHICK

SITTING ON MY COUCH.

KIRK TALKIN' ABOUT, "UM, YEAH,

I WANTED YOU TO TALK TO HER

ABOUT BEING A NANNY."

MET THIS BITCH AT THE BAR ON

OLD NATIONAL.

HE MET THIS NANNY AT A BAR?

I AIN'T GONNA LIE TO YOU.

I KIND OF WANT TO, LIKE, GO TO

HER JOB AND SEE WHAT'S GOING ON

'CAUSE YOU KNOW A [bleep] AIN'T

GONNA TELL YOU.

YOU BETTER GO.

ALL I NEEDED WAS FOR MY GIRLS

TO PUT THAT BATTERY IN MY BACK,

HONEY, TO GO PAY KIRK'S SPORTS

BAR A LITTLE VISIT AND GET SOME

[bleep] STRAIGHT.

I WANTED TO JUST POP HER IN HER

LITTLE NAPPY-ASS HEAD.

THESE MEN.

WHAT YOU GOING THROUGH,

CHILD?

FIRST OF ALL, LET ME ASK YOU--

HAVE YOU BEEN PUTTING ANY OF THE

GREAT ADVICE I GAVE YOU

INTO YOUR SITUATION, CHILD?

WHAT HE DID.

WHAT?

SO FIRST OF ALL, WE'RE ABOUT

TO GO SEE A HOUSE THAT,

YOU KNOW, WE GONNA MOVE IN

TOGETHER.

SO Y'ALL MOVING IN TOGETHER?

WE WAS GONNA MOVE IN

TOGETHER.

LIKE, OKAY, SO I PULL UP TO THE

HOUSE, AND THE REALTOR--

YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE HELP.

THIS REALTOR HAS BEEN THE

DRIVER, THE STYLIST--

OH, MY GOD.

A TAX PREPARER.

THIS CHICK IS THE REALTOR NOW.

YOU KNOW ME, I HAVE TO ASK THE

QUESTION.

"WHAT'S UP WITH YOU AND MY MAN?"

AND SHE ADMITS IT.

OH!

OH, YEAH.

SO MY GUCCI BAG ALL OF A SUDDEN

JUST HIT THE GIRL'S FACE.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW IT GOT

THERE.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

THAT [bleep] HURT ME TO THE

[bleep] CORE.

SO WHAT'S UP WITH Y'ALL NOW?

SO WHERE Y'ALL STAYING NOW?

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

HE'S AT HIS PLACE.

I'M AT MY PLACE.

LET ME ASK YOU THIS--

ARE YOU WILLING TO LET THAT

[bleep] SLIDE, AND DO YOU WANT

TO BE BACK WITH HIM?

Y'ALL MY GIRLS, SO I CAN

REALLY TELL YOU THE TRUTH AND

WHAT'S UP, WHAT'S IN MY HEART.

MM-HMM.

IF YOU LOVE A MAN, DO YOU

WANT TO LEAVE HIM THAT FAST,

YOU KNOW, FOR A SIDE CHICK?

I'M HURT, AND I'M PISSED OFF,

BUT YOU DON'T STOP LOVING

SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE THEY

[bleep] UP.

IT'S JUST NOT THAT EASY, AND I

STILL LOVE JOC.

I JUST GOT TO FIGURE OUT IF I

CAN FORGIVE HIM.

NOW LET ME ASK YOU THIS.

HE'S GONNA--

HOLD ON.

HE IS WALKING UP RIGHT NOW.

YOU'RE LYING.

NO.

YOU'RE LYING.

NO, [bleep].

YOU BEEN [bleep] THIS BITCH.

THAT'S ALL IT WAS.

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?

I HAD YOUR BACK, AND YOU DO

THIS TO ME?

HOLD ON.

HE IS WALKING UP RIGHT NOW.

YOU'RE LYING.

NO.

YOU'RE LYING.

OH, [bleep].

HOW YOU DOING, KARLIE?

CAN I JUST TALK TO YOU FOR A

MINUTE?

HOW'D YOU EVEN KNOW I WAS

HERE?

I WENT BY THE HOUSE,

SAW YOUR CAR WASN'T THERE,

AND I KNOW WHERE YOU BE AT.

I GOT TO CHANGE MY HABITS.

JOC IS THE LAST PERSON I WAS

HOPING TO SEE TODAY.

YOU ADMIT TO SMASHING THIS GIRL,

AND NOW YOU WANT TO STALK ME?

I'M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT

THAT, BUT YOU DAMN SURE GOT SOME

EXPLAINING TO DO.

I KNOW THIS PROBABLY WASN'T

THE BEST TIME TO DO THIS, BUT

AT LEAST JUST HEAR ME OUT, OKAY?

THERE WAS TIMES WHEN I GOT

CAUGHT UP IN THE WHOLE FEELING

LIKE YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE IN ME.

YOU WEREN'T TRUSTING ME.

YOU WEREN'T ROCKING WITH ME.

YOU DOING EXTRA [bleep] LIKE

SHOWING UP AT CLUB, ACTING CRAZY

ON ME FOR NOTHING WHEN I AIN'T

DID [bleep], AND YOU DROVE ME TO

FEEL LIKE YOU WAS MAYBE DOING

[bleep].

I SHOULD HAVE REACHED OUT TO MY

LADY, YOU, AND TALKED TO YOU

ABOUT HOW I WAS FEELING,

BUT I COULDN'T TALK TO YOU.

I TRIED TO TALK TO YOU.

KHADIYAH'S BEEN MY FRIEND FOR A

MINUTE, AND I WOULD TALK TO HER

ABOUT WHAT WAS GOING ON.

ALL THIS TIME THAT I'M

THINKING, "YO, YOU KNOW, SHE

JUST A FRIEND.

SHE JUST A FRIEND."

YOU BEEN [bleep] THIS BITCH.

THAT'S ALL IT WAS.

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?

I [bleep] FELL IN LOVE WITH YOUR

ASS.

I HAD YOUR BACK, AND YOU DO THIS

TO ME?

SHE CRYING AND EVERYTHING.

I MIGHT NOT KNOW HOW TO

COMMUNICATE TO YOU, BUT I

[bleep] KEPT IT REAL WITH YOU.

LIKE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I DO UNDERSTAND, MAN.

STOP CRYING.

LOOK, COME ON.

I'M BEING AS HONEST AS I CAN BE.

WAS I WRONG?

I WAS WRONG.

I AM NOT GONNA LIE.

I'M NOT TRYING TO PRAISE THE

SITUATION OR MAKE ME LOOK

BETTER.

SO WHAT'S GOING ON NOW?

[sighs]

KARLIE, MAN, HONESTLY...

I WANT TO WORK ON WHERE WE BEEN

IN OUR FRIENDSHIP 'CAUSE WE

DESERVE A FAIR SHOT.

WE DESERVE A FAIR SHOT.

SO YOU STILL HAVING SEX WITH

HER?

NO, I'M NOT.

REALLY?

I'M TELLING YOU, YEAH,

REALLY.

LORD KNOWS I WANT TO BELIEVE

JOC, BUT HE'S ALREADY LIED TO ME

ONCE.

WHAT'S TO KEEP HIM FROM DOING IT

AGAIN?

I LOVE JOC, AND I'M NOT READY TO

GIVE UP ON THIS RELATIONSHIP,

BUT I GOT TO SET SOME GROUND

RULES.

LISTEN HERE. CHECK THIS OUT.

I'M LISTENING.

IF YOU GONNA CONTINUE TO

[bleep] HER, YOU GONNA CONTINUE

TO HAVE SEX WITH HER, YOU

CONTINUE TO SEE HER, YOU CANNOT

EVEN LOOK AT ME AGAIN.

YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

I UNDERSTAND YOU.

WHEN YOU'RE WRONG, YOU'RE WRONG,

AND I DEFINITELY WAS WRONG,

AND I'LL DO MY BEST TO MAKE IT

UP TO KARLIE.

I WANT HER IN MY LIFE, SO, YOU

KNOW, I THINK THE BEST WAY TO

APPROACH THIS IS IF WE START

REBUILDING OUR FRIENDSHIP FIRST.

DO YOU LOVE ME?

I DO.

YOU LOVE ME?

I TOLD YOU--

ACT LIKE IT.

I WILL SHOW YOU THAT I LOVE YOU.

ALL THAT TURNING UP [bleep] AND

ALL THAT [bleep] I WAS DOING IN

THE PAST--I'M DONE WITH THAT.

YOU JUST REMEMBER THEM WORDS.

I GOT YOU.

REMEMBER THEM WORDS,

SERIOUSLY.

I HAVE TO TAKE SOME

RESPONSIBILITY FOR OUR PROBLEMS.

I KNOW I BEEN CRAZY, JEALOUS,

POSSESSIVE.

I SHOWED OUT,

BUT ALL THAT HAS TO BE OVER

AND DONE WITH IF WE GONNA MOVE

FORWARD AND MAKE THIS

RELATIONSHIP WORK.

JOC AND I MADE SOME PROMISES TO

EACH OTHER, SO WE'LL SEE.

ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.

DID HE APOLOGIZE?

HE LOOKED SORRY.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

LET'S BURN THIS JOINT.

LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

NOW, NORMALLY MISS KARLIE REDD

IS MISS BADASS, MISS "I DON'T

GIVE A DAMN ABOUT NO MAN,

WHOOP, WHOOP," SO TO SEE HER SO

VULNERABLE AND IN THIS STATE IS

KIND OF CRAZY, AND ONLY SOMEBODY

YOU LOVE CAN REALLY PUT YOU IN

THAT SPACE.

THEY OBVIOUSLY LOVE EACH OTHER,

AND I'M REALLY HOPING THEY CAN

WORK IT OUT.

THANK YOU.

AWW, YOU'RE WELCOME.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

WE DIDN'T KNOW HE

WAS FIXIN' TO POP UP.

I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS ABOUT TO

POP UP EITHER,

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'MA STOP GOING TO THE SAME

SPOTS.

HE KNOW MY SCHEDULE.

YOU CAN'T NEVER LET HIM KNOW

WHERE YOU AT ALL THE TIME, NOW.

DAMN.

WELCOME TO ROC HOUSE, LADIES.

both: THANK YOU.

LAST NIGHT, I SAW KARLIE REDD

GET HER HEART BROKEN, AND I'VE

BEEN GOING THROUGH THE THINGS

I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH WITH

KIRK, BUT I WANT TO PUT THAT

BEHIND ME RIGHT NOW.

I'MA HIT UP MY GIRL MIMI, DO A

LITTLE CATCHING UP, AND SEE

WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON WITH HER.

TAMMY IS WAKA'S FIANCE.

OKAY, WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.

OH, THANK YOU.

YES.

SO HOW'S KIRK?

WE CAME TO HAVE MASSAGES.

OH, LORD.

THAT'S A WHOLE NOTHER

CONVERSATION?

IT'S A WHOLE NOTHER

CONVERSATION FOR A WHOLE NOTHER

DAY, BUT HOW ARE YOU?

GIRL, WE WERE ON VACATION.

NIKKO'S BAGS WERE STOLEN FROM

THE AIRPORT.

NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M BEING

CONTACTED BY AN ADULT FILM...

REALLY?

PRODUCTION.

YES.

THEY HAD THE TAPE IN THEIR

POSSESSION, AND THEY OFFERED ME,

"THIS COULD BE ALL OVER THE

PLACE FOR FREE, OR YOU CAN

CAPITALIZE OFF OF IT.

IT'S UP TO YOU."

YOU SAID, "GIMME MY COIN"?

GIMME MY GODDAMN COIN.

REALLY?

IF IT'S GOING TO BE OUT

THERE.

I HAVE NO CHOICE.

I GOT TO MOVE FORWARD.

I DON'T KNOW HOW I WOULD FEEL

AS A MOTHER.

YES, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE A

DAUGHTER WHO'S GONNA GROW UP,

AND THAT'S GONNA FOLLOW HER, SO

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BACKLASH

IS GONNA BE, AND ARE YOU ABLE TO

PREPARE HER, YOU KNOW

WHAT I'M SAYING?

I HAVE TO BE.

I HAD TO MAKE A DECISION AND

KEEP IT MOVING.

LET ME SAY THIS.

MIMI IS A GROWN WOMAN, AND SHE

CAN MAKE THE DECISIONS THAT SHE

WANT TO MAKE.

AT THE END OF THE DAY, I FEEL

LIKE, WHY SHOULD I TAKE IT SO

SERIOUS IF THE PERSON WHO'S IN

THE TAPE IS LIKE,

"WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.

IT'S ALL GOOD."

I MEAN, WHAT I'MA GET MAD FOR?

I MEAN, IT AIN'T ME UP THERE ON

THE DAMN TAPE.

LET'S TOAST TO IT, AND I HOPE

YOU BUSTIN' IT WIDE OPEN.

HEY, IF YOU MAKING YOUR MONEY

LIKE THAT, THEN DO THE DAMN

THING.

HOW DOES STEVIE FEEL ABOUT IT?

HE IS GOING OFF.

WHAT A COMPLETE HYPOCRITE,

BECAUSE THEY JUST PROMOTE SEX

ALL THE TIME.

YOU TALKING ABOUT HIM AND

WHO, JOSELINE?

GIRL, WE EXPECT THAT FROM THAT,

SO THAT AIN'T EVEN NOTHING--

SPEAKING OF JOSELINE.

SHE HAD A SPREAD FOR HIP HOP

WEEKLY MAGAZINE, SO I WENT TO

GO HELP HER OUT, PITCH SOME

IDEAS.

FOR THIS ONE THEME, SHE PICKED

OUT THIS SHEER THING, AND I'M

LIKE, "MM, NO."

AND SHE'S LIKE, "WELL, THIS IS

WHAT GOT ME MARRIED IN TWO YEARS

AND TWO WEEKS, AND MAYBE YOU

SHOULD TAKE SOME NOTES SO THAT

YOU CAN HAVE A ROCK ON YOUR

FINGER INSTEAD OF THAT TATTOO."

OH!

JOSELINE IS BEING SHADY TO

TAMMY, BUT MEANWHILE, EVERYTHING

ABOUT JOSELINE IS A FAKE.

MAYBE PEOPLE THAT AREN'T REALLY

MARRIED OR LIVE IN HOUSES THAT

THEY "RENTED" AND CLAIM THEY

BOUGHT SHOULDN'T THROW STONES OR

SHADE.

HMM.

THIS MARRIAGE--IT'S ALL A LIE,

AND THE HOUSE IS RENTED.

THEY RENTING CARS.

GIRL, SHUT UP.

GIRL, ARE YOU THROWING ME ALL

THE SHADE?

THE SHADE, HONEY.

I JUST FIND THIS REALLY

INTERESTING.

THE DELUSION BETWEEN THE TWO OF

THEM IS SO GRAND.

SOON ENOUGH THE TRUTH IS GONNA

COME OUT ABOUT THIS WHOLE

"MARRIAGE."

AND THAT'S THE THING.

SHE WAS, YOU KNOW, COOL, YOU

KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, AND YOU

CAN SEE YOURSELF BEING COOL WITH

HER, BUT WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE--

IF A BITCH THROWING SIDE SHOTS,

THAT'S A PERSON YOU HAVE TO

ALWAYS WATCH YOUR BACK FOR,

AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE--

FRIENDSHIP, IT DON'T START LIKE

THAT.

I DON'T LIKE TO BE LOOKING OVER

MY SHOULDER LIKE, "IS THIS BITCH

GONNA COME FOR ME?"

YOU KNOW?

NO MATTER HOW COOL SHE

APPEARS TO BE WITH YOU--

SHE WILL STAB YOU IN YOUR

[bleep] BACK.

PLEASE BELIEVE THAT.

THIS IS A LIE.

IF THEY WERE MARRIED, THERE

WOULD BE A MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE,

WHICH THERE IS NOT.

AND LET'S JUST NOT EVEN

FRONT.

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU AND MY

MAN?

THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.

ARE Y'ALL [bleep] AROUND?

SO I GET THIS MESSAGE FROM

DAWN.

SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO MEET UP

AND TALK SOME BUSINESS.

WHAT'S UP, DAWN?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

NICE SEEING YOU.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

NOW, I KNOW SHE'S NOT WORKING

WITH SLEEZO AND JOSELINE

ANYMORE, BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE

DAWN'S ALWAYS BEEN ON THE

UP-AND-UP WITH ME, SO I FIGURE

I MAKE SOME TIME FOR HER.

MIMI.

HI.

HOW IT'S GOING?

HOW Y'ALL DOING?

IT TOOK A MINUTE FOR ME TO

FIGURE OUT WHAT I WANTED TO DO

WITH ALL THE BOMBS DAWN DROPPED

ON ME, AND THEN I DECIDED I

WANTED TO GO TO HIP HOP WEEKLY

AND HAVE THEM PRINT A

RETRACTION.

LET'S JUST GET TO THE POINT.

THIS IS A LIE.

WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S A

LIE?

WHY WOULD HE SAY THEY'RE MARRIED

IF THEY'RE NOT MARRIED?

HE'S JUST A LIAR.

HE'S NOT GONNA LIE TO ME.

SO I'VE BEEN KNOWING SLEEZO

FOREVER.

I MEAN, HE'S MY BROTHER AND NOW

HE'S MY BUSINESS PARTNER, AND I

KNOW SOMETIMES HE REALLY HASN'T

BEEN KEEPING IT HONEST WITH HIS

CHICKS--HE HAS A PROBLEM WITH

THAT--BUT I WOULD HOPE TO

BELIEVE THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE A

PROBLEM WITH KEEPING IT HONEST

WITH THE Z-STER.

THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM YOUR

BOY.

"GOOD MORNING.

I'LL BUMP INTO YOU AT

2:00 P.M. IF THAT WORKS FOR YOU.

GOT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE

STUNT I'M ABOUT TO PULL."

"STUNT I'M ABOUT TO PULL."

AN HOUR LATER, BREAKING NEWS.

STEVIE J. AND JOSELINE ARE

MARRIED.

THAT--THAT. I DON'T SEE IT.

LEMME SHOW YOU SOMETHING

ELSE, THEN YOU'LL KNOW.

THIS IS A TEXT MESSAGE.

"LOL, BITCH.

I DID NOT SEE STEVIE TOLD THEM

PEOPLE WE GOT MARRIED.

I HEARD HIM.

I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT,

I CAN'T TAKE HIS GAMES.

IF HE TRY ME EVER AGAIN,

I'M GOING TO SHOW HIM.

I SWEAR."

THIS IS FROM WHO?

JOSELINE HERNANDEZ.

THAT'S NOT Y'ALL'S PROOF.

I KNOW THAT AIN'T THE PROOF THAT

HE'S NOT MARRIED.

THE PROOF IS IN PUBLIC

RECORDS.

YOU KNOW EVERYTHING IS

COMPUTERIZED THESE DAYS.

IF THEY WERE MARRIED, THERE

WOULD BE A MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE,

WHICH THERE IS NOT.

DAMN.

RIGHT.

WELL, WHY WOULD THEY WEAR

RINGS?

THE THING IS, SHE WALKS

AROUND AND PARADES AROUND WITH A

RING THAT SHE GOT FROM A

PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIP, SO...

I KNOW, BUT IT--

LISTEN, I UNDERSTAND THAT'S

YOUR MAN.

WHY WOULD HE EVEN ALLOW YOU TO

PUBLISH SOMETHING THAT IS FALSE?

RIGHT, RIGHT.

NOW, I KNOW SLEEZO AIN'T GONNA

PUT ME IN A POSITION WHERE I

HAVE TO DEFEND MYSELF AGAINST

THEM FOR HIP HOP WEEKLY, BUT YOU

CAN BEST BELIEVE Z GONNA FIND

OUT.

I THINK THE PUBLIC IS OWED A

APOLOGY.

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO KNOW THAT

ISSUE WAS PRINTED UNDER FALSE

PRETENSES.

UNDER FALSE PRETENSES,

BECAUSE IF NOT, THAT DEVALUES

YOU AND YOUR COMPANY.

I'M TRYING TO GIVE MY BRO

SLEEZO THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT,

BUT SOME OF THESE ACCUSATIONS

ARE SERIOUS.

I THINK I'MA HAVE TO FIND OUT

MYSELF, YO.

I ALSO CAUGHT WIND OF YOU

GUYS DOING A SPREAD OF JOSELINE

IN AN UPCOMING ISSUE OF HIP HOP

WEEKLY, AND IT BLOWS MY MIND.

LIKE, IT'S ALL A LIE.

CAN I HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF

TIME?

OKAY, GOOD.

ABSOLUTELY.

REALLY?

WHAT DOES JOSELINE'S PHOTO

SPREAD EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH

MIMI?

I CAN'T EVEN ENTERTAIN THAT.

I GOT ENOUGH THINGS TO WORRY

ABOUT THANKS TO THESE TWO

BIRDBRAINS.

IF YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF

THAT, SOMEBODY ELSE WILL.

YOU KNOW MEDIA TAKE OUT LOVES ME

RIGHT NOW, RIGHT?

DO THAT, BENZINO.

I GOT TO BELIEVE THAT BENZINO

WILL DO THE RIGHT THING FOR THE

REPUTATION OF HIS MAGAZINE AND

FOR HIMSELF, AND "BY THE RIGHT

THING," I MEAN EXPOSING

STEVIE J. AS JOSELINE FOR THE

FRAUDS THAT THEY ARE.

CAN I GET ANOTHER SHOT OF

GRAND MARNIER?

* SHE GOT IT

♪ YEP, YEP, SHE GOT IT

♪ GOT IT, STOP

♪ SHE GOT IT

♪ YEP, YEP, SHE GOT IT

♪ STOP

♪ SHE GOT IT

♪ YEP, YEP, SHE GOT IT

♪ GOT IT, STOP

♪ SHE GOT IT

♪ YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP

THAT'S HER RIGHT THERE?

MM, YES.

THAT'S HER.

SHE CUTE.

STOP THAT DAMN GRILLING.

I'M SORRY.

[laughing]

SHOOT, I MEAN, BUT I COULD

SEE WHY A [bleep] BE TRIPPING ON

HER, LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

SHE IS CUTE AND EVERYTHING,

BUT SHE AIN'T HOLDING MY BABY.

TELL ME ABOUT THAT [bleep].

SHE AIN'T HOLDING MY BABY.

KALENNA IS MY BOO, SO THE

MINUTE I TOLD HER KIRK BROUGHT

THIS LITTLE NANNY CHICK TO THE

HOUSE, AND I WAS FIXIN' TO GO TO

HER JOB AND TALK TO HER, SHE WAS

LIKE, "I GOT YOUR BACK.

LEGGO."

SO I KNOW IT MAY SEEM A LITTLE

HIGH SCHOOL HERE AND THERE, BUT

WHEN YOU [bleep] WITH MY

MARRIAGE, THIS SOME GROWN-WOMAN

[bleep].

YOU KNOW HOW THESE LITTLE

YOUNG HOS AIN'T GOT NOT MORALS

NOWADAYS.

SHE YOUNGER.

LADIES, HOW ARE YOU DOING

TODAY?

HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?

IS KIRK GONNA BE JOINING US

TODAY?

UM...

[laughs]

OH, OH, OH, OH, OH.

SEE, THIS IS WHY I'M HERE WITH

MY GIRL.

LITTLE SLIMMY REALLY TRYING TO

TAKE IT THERE.

SHE DON'T KNOW THAT THESE TWO

GROWN-ASS WOMEN--

I SWEAR TO GOD, WE WILL TAKE IT

THERE.

OKAY, LET'S JUST NOT EVEN

FRONT.

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU AND MY

MAN?

THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.

I WANT TO KNOW, ARE Y'ALL

[bleep] AROUND?

NO, WE'RE NOT.

OKAY, GOOD ANSWER, JASMINE,

BUT THAT DON'T MEAN I BELIEVE

YOUR LITTLE TOOTHPICK ASS,

SO WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO NOW IS

GO INTO CIA, FBI MODE ON THE

BITCH ONE TIME.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN KIRK?

HE COMES IN HERE OFTEN WITH

HIM AND HIS FRIENDS AND THINGS

LIKE THAT.

THEY COME AND HAVE DRINKS.

WHAT ABOUT PHONE

CONVERSATIONS?

WE'VE HAD PHONE

CONVERSATIONS...

OH.

PERTAINING TO ME WATCHING

YOUR BABY FOR YOU.

DO YOU KNOW CPR?

NO, I DON'T KNOW CPR...

OH!

BUT I CAN TAKE CLASSES.

WELL, HOW CAN YOU TAKE CARE

OF A BABY?

I LIVE FOR MOMENTS LIKE THIS.

RASHEEDA, HER BEST GOING IN,

TRYING TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH

ABOUT WHAT HER HUSBAND DOING.

SHE GOT TO DO THIS, AND I'M HERE

TO SUPPORT MY GIRL.

WHAT CONVERSATIONS WERE HAD

ABOUT MY MARRIAGE FOR YOU TO SIT

ON MY COUCH AND SAY TO ME THAT

ME AND MY HUSBAND ARE SEPARATED?

HE WAS, LIKE, YOU KNOW,

PITCHING TO THE GUYS, LIKE,

"HEY, I THINK SHE WOULD BE A

GOOD IDEA TO WATCH THE BABY."

AND SO THE FEELING WAS KIND OF

LIKE, WELL, IT MIGHT NOT BE A

GOOD LOOK FOR YOUR RELATIONSHIP,

AND KIRK WAS KIND OF LIKE,

"OH, WELL, WE'RE SEPARATED."

DID IT SEEM AS THOUGH IT

COULD HAVE BEEN SOMETHING ELSE?

I MEAN, HE'S REALLY NICE.

HE DOESN'T HIT ON ME OR ANYTHING

LIKE THAT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE,

YOU KNOW, ASKING.

GIRL, HE A OLD MAN.

MEN, THEY DON'T HIT ON YOU.

THEY BE NICE TO YOU.

ALL THE MEN HERE ARE NICE TO

ME.

AH, YOU A CUTE GIRL, AND YOU

SMELL GOOD, AND YOUR HAIR'S

HONEY BLONDE.

I'M SURE YOU'RE EXTREMELY

NICE TO THEM 'CAUSE YOU WANT

YOUR TIP.

YOU SURE Y'ALL AIN'T [bleep]?

YEAH.

YOU CLAIM IT AIN'T NOTHING.

HE CLAIM IT AIN'T NOTHING, SO

I'MA JUST TAKE IT THAT THE LORD

IS TELLING ME IT AIN'T NOTHING.

THEN IT AIN'T NOTHING.

SO KIRK IS DENYING IT, AND

THIS LITTLE CHICK IS BACKING HIM

UP, SO I'MA JUST ROLL WITH IT,

BUT I'MA TELL YOU ONE THING--

IT BETTER NOT COME UP AS NOTHING

ANY DIFFERENT THAN WHAT THE

[bleep] I BEEN TOLD.

IT SEEMS LIKE IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN

AN INNOCENT TYPE OF SITUATION.

I'MA TELL YOU SOMETHING--

BUT I'M NOT SURE.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

MY [bleep] WON'T BE COMING

BY HERE 'CAUSE SHE BAD.

RASHEEDA MIGHT BE BUYING THIS

CHICK'S STORY, BUT I'M NOT.

SHE ALL SWEET AND CUTE, BUT THAT

DON'T MEAN SHE AIN'T TRYING TO

SMASH MY GIRL MAN.

SHE AIN'T FIXIN' TO BE

WALKING UP IN MY HOUSE.

LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.

HOW MANY BABY MAMAS KIRK GOT?

HE GOT LESS THAN TONY.

[laughter]

BITCH, WHY YOU TRYING TO SNAP?

THEY SAID WE KNOW THAT

THEY'RE NOT MARRIED.

THEY OLD AND THEY TIRED,

AND THEY AIN'T GOT [bleep] ELSE

TO DO BUT WORRY ABOUT MY

MARRIAGE AND WORRY ABOUT WHAT

THE [bleep] I GOT GOING ON.

I'M SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT

EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED.

WHO THE [bleep] IS SHE TO BE

KNOWING MY [bleep] BUSINESS?

OH!

[bleep] BITCH!

YO, Z, I APPRECIATE YOU

TAKING THE TIME OUT, YOU KNOW,

TO HAVE ME AND JOSELINE COME IN

HERE.

I MEAN, SHE'S WORKIN' REAL HARD

AT THIS.

LOOKIT, SHE JUST WANTS TO SHOW

YOU HER PICTURES.

YOU'RE LOOKING BEAUTIFUL TOO.

THANKS.

YOU'VE BEEN DOING YOUR THING.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

MY HUSBAND IS SO SEXY TO ME WHEN

HE'S HANDLING BUSINESS.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SIT DOWN WITH

BENZINO AND JUST GIVE HIM ALL MY

IDEAS AND JUST FINALLY GET THIS

BIG SPREAD ON HIP HOP WEEKLY.

I'M JUST EXCITED.

THAT'S THE COVER RIGHT THERE.

THAT'S IT!

THAT'S THE BIGGEST SELLER RIGHT

THERE.

RIGHT THERE'S ONE OF OUR

BIGGEST SELLERS.

YEAH, ONE OF 'EM.

THEY WANT TO FOLLOW US.

I'M KIND OF EXCITED THAT

SLEEZE AND JOSELINE ARE HAPPY,

BUT I'M ABOUT TO SLAP THAT HAPPY

RIGHT OUT THEIR FACE ONCE I TELL

'EM ABOUT MY MEETING WITH MIMI

AND DAWN.

I JUST WANT TO BRING UP

SOMETHING.

OKAY, NO PROBLEM.

ALL RIGHT.

DAWN CALLED ME.

I HAD A LITTLE MEETING WITH

SOMEBODY ABOUT--

DAWN?

DAWN BY HERSELF?

THAT'S WHAT WAS CRAZY.

IT WAS, LIKE...

IT WAS HER AND MIMI.

ROSE AND BLANCHE FROM

THE GOLDEN GIRLS?

BOY, JUST HOLD ON.

JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.

LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED.

WHEN THEY CAME IN, THEY BROUGHT

THE COVER.

THEY THREW IT DOWN, AND THEY

SAID, "WE KNOW THAT THEY'RE NOT

MARRIED."

NOW, WHAT I SAID WAS--

WOW. [bleep].

NOW HOLD IT.

OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, COME ON.

I'M STICKING FOR YOU.

THERE'S NO QUESTION.

ABSOLUTELY.

I'M LIKE, "WELL, LISTEN.

SLEEZE SAID THEY'RE MARRIED, SO

WE DID THE COVER BASED ON THAT."

"WELL, I KNOW THEY'RE NOT

MARRIED.

THEY NEED TO PROVE IT."

AND I'M LIKE, LISTEN--

WE ALL GOOD.

SO NOW DAWN HAS GOT MIMI CAUGHT

UP IN ALL THIS NONSENSE.

THEY SPREADING LIES ABOUT ME AND

MY WIFE.

YO, THAT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK.

BOTH OF THESE OLD BROADS,

THESE OLD HAGS NEEDS TO GO TO

THE BINGO HALL AND SIT DOWN

SOMEWHERE 'CAUSE I AIN'T GOT

TIME FOR THEIR LIES AND

THEIR ACCUSATIONS.

DAWN AND MIMI AIN'T NEVER

BEEN FRIENDS THEIR WHOLE [bleep]

LIFE, AND NOW--

THEY HAD TEXT MESSAGES AND

ALL KINDS OF [bleep], AND

THEY'RE LIKE, "WE'RE GONNA BRING

THIS TO THE BLOGS."

AND I'M LIKE, "WHETHER THEY

MARRIED OR IF THEY'RE NOT"--

WE ARE MARRIED.

I SAID THAT.

YOU MUST LIKE WHAT THEY

BRINGING--

ONLY BECAUSE THEY'RE TALKING

ABOUT GOING AT HIP HOP WEEKLY.

WE AIN'T GOT TO WORRY ABOUT

THAT.

HIP HOP WEEKLY IS HERE TO STAY,

BABY.

MY MAN, MY BUSINESS PARTNER

IS SITTING HERE WITH HIS WIFE,

AND THEY'RE JUST AS SURPRISED AS

I AM, SO YO, AS FAR AS I'M

CONCERNED, IF SLEEZE SAYS HE'S

MARRIED, HE'S MARRIED.

JUST KNOW THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE

GONNA ALWAYS BE ON Y'ALL'S ASSES

TO PROVE THE MARRIAGE.

LISTEN...

THEY OLD AND THEY TIRED,

AND THEY AIN'T GOT [bleep] ELSE

TO DO BUT WORRY ABOUT MY

MARRIAGE AND WORRY ABOUT WHAT

THE [bleep] I GOT GOING ON.

WE GONNA LEAVE THIS WHERE IT'S

AT, AND I'M READY TO GO.

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THESE

TIRED-ASS BITCHES AND THEIR

LIVES.

MIMI THE PORN STAR NEED TO GO

WORRY ABOUT HER PORN TAPE, AND

DAWN, YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT

GOING TO FIND YOU ANOTHER JOB

'CAUSE RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE NO

JOB.

RIGHT NOW YOU'RE BROKE.

YOU BRING THEM HOS UP TO ME ONE

MORE TIME, THEN YOU AND I GONNA

HAVE A PROBLEM.

IT'S ALL GOOD.

YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY.

ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL A

[bleep] ASS.

[laughs]

UGH!

* I'M ROLLING NOW ♪

♪ ROLLING NOW

♪ D-DO IT BIG

♪ GET A LIFE

♪SHE STAY DEAD ♪

♪ GOTTA GO FOR YOURS

[crowd chattering]

♪ CONGRATULATIONS

OOH!

* AND IT

♪ IT'S FUNNY HOW THEY SEE ♪

GET A PICTURE WITH Y'ALL.

[crowd chattering]

[music continues quietly]

♪

YEAH!

HEY, TONIGHT, YOU KNOW, IT'S MY

G-DAY, AND I'M TURNING 30.

30.

THIS IS NO SMALL ACCOMPLISHMENT

COMING FROM A DUDE FROM THE "A."

YA DIG?

CAN I GET YOUR ATTENTION?

I WANT TO THANK EVERYBODY FOR

COMING OUT FOR MY SON'S 30TH

BIRTHDAY.

HE GONNA TAKE HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE

ON THE THRONE, SO I WANT YOU TO

COME AND TASTE THIS CAKE THAT

THE PALACE HAS PREPARED FOR YOU.

AND COME ON, BAMBI.

COME ON AND FEED IT TO HIM.

FEED IT TO HIM RIGHT.

YES. YES.

OH.

WOW, GIVE IT UP.

WOW!

MAN, I INVITED ALL MY FOLK TO

COME OUT AND SHOW ME SOME LOVE,

SHORTY, AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHO

GONNA COME OUT AND SEE YOUR BOY.

HEY, WHAT'S UP?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

HOW YOU DOING?

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?

NOTHING MUCH.

JUST, HEY, YOU LOOKIN' FLY.

I APPRECIATE IT.

OKAY.

WHERE'S EVERYBODY ELSE AT?

BAM AND MY MOM IS OVER THERE.

WHERE?

OVER THERE.

SEEM LIKE SOME EGGS IN THE

BASKET.

HE GOT BITCHES AT HIS NECK

ALL DAY EVERY DAY.

BUT WHAT BITCH IS THAT?

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO SHE IS,

BUT WHAT AM I--

CHECK THAT [bleep].

SHE BLOWING KISSES.

SHE MUST WANT TO WORK FOR ME.

COME ON.

NOW THAT THE BAMBI AND I HAVE

BECOME ALLIES, IT'S TIME FOR ME

TO TEACH HER THE FACTS OF LIFE.

NOW, SHE'S PRETTY ENOUGH, BUT IS

SHE STRONG ENOUGH?

I THINK IT'S TIME TO FIND OUT.

SEEM LIKE YOUR EGGS GOT LEGS,

AND AS I CAN SEE, SOME ASS.

THIS IS BAM.

HI, HOW ARE YOU?

MY LADY.

THIS IS MY FRIEND ERICA.

I'M SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT

EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED.

WHAT'S EVERYTHING THAT

HAPPENED?

YOU KNOW, WHAT HAPPENED WITH

THE PREGNANCY.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

YOU TOLD HER?

WHY WOULD YOU BE TELLING HER MY

PERSONAL BUSINESS?

NO, IT WAS, LIKE, SOME

FRIENDLY TYPE...

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN

KNOWING HER TO BE TELLING HER MY

PERSONAL BUSINESS, THOUGH?

NO, I MEAN, JUST A MINUTE.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I TOLD YOU

WHEN WE MET.

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

LIKE, WHO THE [bleep] IS SHE TO

BE KNOWING MY [bleep] BUSINESS?

BUT YOU TOLD ME EVERYTHING.

[all shouting]

OH!

[bleep] BITCH!

WHO THE [bleep] ARE YOU?

I WILL [bleep] THIS WHOLE

MOTHER[bleep] UP IN THIS

MOTHER[bleep]!

[bleep]!

COME BACK, [bleep]!

BITCH, TRY ME!

TRY ME, BITCH!

TRY ME!

YOU DONE [bleep] WITH THE WRONG

MOTHER[bleep] TODAY, BITCH!

YOU MAD THAT I SLAPPED YOUR

BITCH, YOUR LITTLE SIDE BITCH?

MY LITTLE SIDE BITCH.

I'M YOUR REAL BITCH.

I RUB YOUR FEET EVERY NIGHT,

SO [bleep] THAT BITCH.

BUT I'M SAYING, LIKE,

WHO THE [bleep] IS SHE TO

BE KNOWING MY [bleep] BUSINESS?

BUT YOU TOLD ME EVERYTHING.

[all shouting]

OH!

[bleep] BITCH!

WHO THE [bleep] ARE YOU?

I WILL [bleep] THIS WHOLE

MOTHER[bleep] UP IN THIS

MOTHER[bleep]!

[bleep]!

COME BACK, [bleep]!

BITCH, TRY ME!

TRY ME, BITCH!

TRY ME!

YOU DONE [bleep] WITH THE WRONG

MOTHER[bleep] TODAY, BITCH!

YOU [bleep] HO!

WHY ARE YOU LETTING BITCHES

TALK TO ME?

MAN, YOU BETTER CHILL OUT!

YOU CHILL OUT WITH THAT

[bleep].

WHAT YOU GONNA HAVE TO LEARN

HOW TO DO IS CONTROL YOUR

BITCHES.

NAH, I KNOW YOU, YOU BAM

BITCH!

EVERYBODY'S [bleep] YOU,

[bleep]!

SCRAPPY'S THE FIRST DUMMY TO

[bleep] WIFEY YOUR DUMB ASS UP,

BITCH!

NOW YOU THINK YOU THAT BITCH?

HEY, MAN.

IT GOING CRAZY UP IN HERE, MAN.

PINKETT, YOU KNOW, THAT'S MY

HOMEY.

BAM, THAT'S MY GIRL, YOU KNOW

WHAT I'M SAYING?

MAN, THEY GOT ME IN THE MIDDLE

OF SOME SITUATION THAT I DON'T

EVEN WANT TO BE IN, YOU KNOW

WHAT I'M SAYING?

IT SUPPOSED TO BE MY NIGHT,

Y'ALL.

YOU MAD THAT I SLAPPED YOUR

BITCH, YOUR LITTLE SIDE BITCH?

MY LITTLE SIDE BITCH.

I'M YOUR REAL BITCH.

I RUB YOUR FEET EVERY NIGHT,

SO [bleep] THAT BITCH.

MY SIDE BITCH?

I DON'T KNOW WHO THE [bleep]

SHE IS.

WHEN I LOST THE BABY, I ONLY

TOLD A FEW PEOPLE ABOUT IT, AND

THEY WERE MY CLOSE FRIENDS.

YOU DON'T BRING THAT [bleep] UP

TO NOBODY IN THE CLUB UNLESS YOU

TRYING TO GET YOUR ASS BEAT.

GIVE ME A KISS SO I KNOW IT'S

REAL.

HUH?

GIVE ME A KISS.

YOU GIVE ME A KISS.

TURN THE MUSIC ON SO WE CAN

HAVE A PARTY!

HONESTLY, I'M NOT [bleep]

KIDDING!

LET'S GO!

IN THE CAR NOW!

[hip-hop music]

♪

WHO DOES THIS BIG REINDEER

BAMBI BITCH THINK SHE IS PUTTING

HER HANDS ON ME?

BITCH, YOU BETTER THINK TWICE

'CAUSE YOU DEFINITELY WON'T GET

AWAY THAT ONE.

THE BOUNCERS WOULDN'T LET ME

BACK IN THE CLUB.

IT'S OKAY, THOUGH.

I'MA SEE THAT BITCH AGAIN.

NOBODY TAKES A SUCKER PUNCH

SWING AT ME, BABY.

[cheering]

* SHOW ME WHAT IT IS

♪ SHOW ME WHAT IT IS

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ATLANTA...

THE OTHER NIGHT PROVED EVERY

FRICKIN' THING THAT I'VE BEEN

HEARING ABOUT THIS RAT FROM

COMPTON.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU CAN'T

STAND UP HERE AND DO NO FAMILY

THING?

YOU JUST PUTTING OUT THERE,

"ME AND RASHEEDA SEPARATED."

STAY OUT THE SPORTS BARS, AND

STAY FROM MAKIN' NEW LITTLE

GIRLFRIENDS.

WHEN DID YOU GET MARRIED?

JULY 29TH.

JUNE 29TH.

THAT'S BULL[bleep].

MIMI KNEW ABOUT THE PHOTO

SHOOT.

HOW DID MIMI?

THE ONLY PERSON THAT KNOW WAS

HIM AND TAMMY.

SO YOU THINK TAMMY TOLD--

GOING AROUND TELLING THESE

OLD, RAGGEDY COUGARS MY BUSINESS

IN ATLANTA.

I'MA HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH

BOTH OF THEM HOS ONE DAY.

SO I REALLY DON'T GIVE A

[bleep] AT THE END OF THE DAY

'CAUSE I DON'T NEED TO BE

FRIENDS WITH NO BITCH.

I COULD GIVE A [bleep]

EITHER.

YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND

ERICA'S POSITION.

SHE DON'T HAVE A POSITION.

BUT SHE DO--

YOU LOVE THAT DAMN MIRROR.

YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE

THIS, BITCH--

WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE THIS, WHY

WOULDN'T YOU LOVE THE MIRROR?

I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS BODY.

WOW, THERE YOU GO.

BE LIKE, "HEY, TAMMY.

HEY, TAMMY."

I'M NOT ABOUT TO PLAY WITH

YOU.

LOOK, OH, THAT'S A CATSUIT.

OH, HONEY, I GOT TO SHOW ASS.

[laughing]

IT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT IF I

DIDN'T SHOW NO ASS, BOO.

GIRL.

WHAT?

THAT'S HOW GOOD MY ASS SHAKE,

BITCH.