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MALE NARRATOR: Last season

on "Love & Hip Hop Atlanta"--

So you're gonna

be staying here then?

I would do what I need

to do for her.

I don't want Joseline

around my daughter.

Hey, May.

I see you got on your May outfit

like you always do.

You gonna make this bitch

come here where I stay

and your daughter

[bleep] disrespect.

It was a joke.

She made a joke.

You're gonna tell me

that bitch is joking!

Can't have your cake

and eat it, too,

[unintelligible].

You gotta pick one.

Or I'll let 'em both loose.

I really just want everybody

to be as happy as we are.

All I can do is just keep

doing what I'm doing

and improve myself.

Look how many times

your mother's disrespecting me.

She don't know her place!

Die, bitches, die!

Our relationship

is just falling apart.

I think we need a break.

Your probation officer

applied for a warrant

for your arrest.

I'll be checking myself

into a drug rehabilitation.

Marijuana addiction.

Let's really consider

getting married again.

What's that?

The ring.

Wow.

There's a baby in my belly.

That right there,

we will need a blood test.

So what you think?

I'm [bleep] around?

What are rappers known for?

I'm sitting here pregnant,

and you [bleep] around with

some random thirsty bitches.

I was drunk.

Get the [bleep] out!

How do you like that?

You done [bleep]

the wrong damn person.

I'm not through with you.

♪

Toast to new beginnings.

This is what I...got for you.

Yours has diamonds.

I didn't pick this.

[laughs]

That's fake,

and this is real.

[laughs]

Check it out, come on.

Open the door.

Joseline, where you going?

Yes!

[indistinct arguing]

[laughs]

* This is the life

♪ This is the life

♪ There ain't nothing

♪ Like hip-hop music

♪ This is the life ♪

[piano music playing]

STEVIE: Check this out,

y'all.

Got a new crib.

18,000 square feet.

You know,

got me feeling

real presidential,

so I called it the white house.

So many rooms

I can't even count.

But the real blessing is

that I'm happy and so is

my Puerto Rican princess.

What's up, daddy?

Are we ready for breakfast?

Are you gonna feed me some?

JOSELINE: That's right.

This is my mansion.

And just so everybody knows,

me and Stevie

split the bills 50/50.

I wore my ass out

to get where I'm at today.

Not bad for a girl

from the streets of Puerto Rico.

Don't use your teeth.

I tell you stop

using your teeth.

That's what men do.

You know what I mean?

Yeah,

but when you find yourself

without teeth.

STEVIE: How do you feel

being married now?

It feels like we're still

not even married,

because it feels--

no, because it feels like

we're still dating.

Yes, we are married.

I am Mrs. Jordan.

And this bitch

is officially off the market.

How do you feel about us

being married though?

I'm not complaining.

Look around.

You look happy.

You know what I'm sayin'?

You got--you got a new house.

That's all good and any but

what's going on with my long,

beautiful white dress?

I love being married

to my husband.

But let's be real.

We just went

to like a courthouse.

It wasn't my dream wedding.

Where's my dress?

Where's my mamacitas

with the flow-ers?

I need you to prove how much

you love me by getting me

a big, long gown dress

where I could just, you know,

beautiful diamonds

and long hair, don't care.

How much do you think

that's gonna cost me?

Well,

I seen a dress for like $25,000.

So you wanna do this

big thing, elaborate thing?

I deserve it.

That's gonna take some time.

JOSELINE: I'm really

not spoiled.

I just want what

every woman dreams of.

And that's

the big beautiful wedding.

And Stevie already know what

the baddest bitch want,

the baddest bitch gets.

I understand

what you're saying.

We're gonna--we're gonna

get to that.

But before we get to that,

I got another bridge

we gotta cross.

What's that?

Our birthdays is coming up.

So why not have like

post-martial birthday bash?

Post-martial?

[laughs]

For me and you.

Birthday party.

Shake it for, daddy.

Our birthdays

are just one day apart.

You know, we sexy Scorpios.

It was meant to be.

And it was meant

to be celebrated.

Come here.

Damn.

I'm a lucky guy.

I know you tired of 'em

all those tired throwback hos

and you got you a non-bad bitch.

Mm-hmm.

Better wife.

RASHEEDA: Hey, handsome.

I am so blessed to have

this beautiful baby boy, Carter,

in my life.

What's up?

The delivery though--

I ain't gonna lie to y'all--

it was a little difficult.

I had to have a C-section.

Then on top of that,

I caught pneumonia

in the hospital and was in there

for over a week.

But it was all worth it.

As a mother,

I'm willing to do

whatever it takes for my babies.

And you know what?

Kirk knows that.

And that's probably the only

reason his ass is even around.

RASHEEDA: Kirk put me through

so much while I was pregnant.

And to be real,

I don't know if we're gonna

be able to be back

in a really good place.

But for now,

he's helping with Carter.

He is in the house with me.

But we're not sharing bedrooms.

And in the romance department,

[bleep] ain't happening.

I have to admit, at first,

I wasn't too excited about

having another child.

I mean, I got five kids already.

[crying]

KIRK: Rasheeda

wasn't happy with me,

the way I was acting at all.

I was just going through

some personal [bleep].

But you know what?

Carter's here now,

and I'm man enough to be able to

take care of my son and handle

my business at the same time.

But the marriage is kind of

still on the rocks, you know?

It could go either way.

♪

MIMI: I am so over

the ridiculousness of Stevie.

After that whole ring fiasco,

now I hear him and old girl

are married.

Well good luck with that.

I got my own situation going on.

♪

Hey, beautiful.

How're you doing?

Wow,

I love the way your nipples

insinuate this.

MIMI: Come on.

Yes, Nikko and I are on again.

My friends think he's trouble,

but I'm having

the time of my life.

I'm having

the best sex of my life.

And I don't really care

what anyone else thinks.

Okay,

let me tell you what I like.

I like the fact that

I'm so comfortable with you

that I've done things

I've never done before.

Well, I absolutely like

when you turnt up

when--when that red dot

come on the counter.

Like you for some reason

bring that out of me.

Yeah, I wanna exploit that.

Like I'm in

such another place.

I don't even realize that

that camera is on.

So Nikko and I have been

videotaping ourselves,

making sex tapes.

I've never felt comfortable

enough to do this with any man.

And to be honest,

it feels quite good.

And you know

you're my best friend, right?

For real.

You're so sweet.

No, I'm serious though.

I've never had

anybody tell me that before.

It's almost like it's time

to turn out these lights.

Should we dim the lights?

Let's keep 'em on.

Have you ever

made a sex tape?

No, no, no.

But why do you ask that

though?

I made a tape.

Y'all got

a marriage certificate?

Yes.

Bitch,

I'm not gonna be lying

about my own [bleep] marriage.

I ain't got time

for all of that.

[rap music playing]

I'm Tammy.

And the dude all those girls

are swinging their panties at

is my man Waka Flocka Flame.

Don't get it twisted.

[rap music continues]

What's up for Waka

Flocka

Flame!

TAMMY: I don't go to

as many shows anymore.

But I do pop up

from time to time.

Waka has had his difficulties

with being faithful.

I'm not going through that

no more.

WAKA: I've been rocking

with Tammy for three years

since I met her down in Miami.

See, rollin' on me,

it ain't easy.

I put Tammy through some [bleep]

with the ladies and whatnot.

But it's my job to make sure

[bleep] like that don't never

happen no more.

Sit that ass down.

Who was all these

little bitches though

just sitting in here?

I don't know none of them.

I don't even wanna know them.

Well how they'd get in here?

--with security and with Cello

and all them,

they're supposed to be watching

this type of [bleep].

--got here.

I came in with you.

TAMMY: So that's gonna happen

on ever tour then, huh?

Negative.

We're engaged, man.

It's a whole different ballgame.

You know, I still got my--

Insecurities.

TAMMY: --insecurities

that you placed there,

that weren't there before.

Oh, come on, man.

No, seriously.

Like that--that's real [bleep],

Waka.

Like you're leaving

and going back on the tour.

You know,

doing things that got us

separated the first time

and the second time.

Dating a rapper is not easy.

There's hos and groupies

at every stop.

He's [bleep] up so many times

in the past.

But he swear that this time is

different and that he's changed.

Boys make mistakes.

Men admit their mistakes.

I admitted mine.

You're a man now.

This is it right here.

You know what I mean?

It has to be, baby.

That's it.

We took a long break where we

both went our separate ways.

And he said that that was

long enough for him to know

that there was nothing else

out there for him.

And we can live

without each other,

but we can do very well

without each other.

But we don't want to.

We here together.

We're friends before anything.

We lovers.

Why are you always playing

when [bleep] real--

I'm dead serious?

You always do that.

No seriously though, baby,

like it's over with though.

Get that ring on that--I mean--

TAMMY: Yeah.

Waka,

he wanted that finger tattoos,

'cause he said every time

he looked down at his finger,

it reminds him of

what he's supposed to be doing.

But there's definitely gonna be

some diamonds floating around

pretty soon.

We're engaged.

Come here, man.

Let's go.

I have to party.

Yeah,

'cause you're playing too much.

Every time I look at you,

it's like a whole new girl

every time.

Don't be trying

to close me up, doggy.

Huh-uh.

BAMBI: That was a foul

though, but it's cool.

SCRAPPY: So I'm done

with Erica.

Done with rehab.

Done with all them bad habits

that your boy used to be on.

Now I've moved on

with somethin' new.

I let you shoot.

That's game.

Oh, wow.

I'm gonna get that ass again.

I need a rematch anyway.

BAMBI: Okay, one day.

SCRAPPY: I've been rockin'

with Bam for like

three and half, four months.

But I'm trying to see

what she'll feel like

being my significant other.

I mean,

how many dudes can smash a girl

and then go hoop with her?

That was luck.

It was luck?

Yeah.

You play too much.

Since I lost

and you beat me so wrong,

you know what I'm saying,

like--I need like a massage.

Shoulder.

Yeah, shoulder massage.

What--what do I get?

You lost.

I'm spoiled though.

I know you are.

Spoiled people,

they get massages

when they lost--

Well, me, too.

When Scrap was in rehab,

he and I were talking.

But he was definitely

still wrapped up in Erica.

Now that that's done,

Scrap is giving me

the impression that we're

onto something pretty serious.

Like we together.

Mm-hmm.

And nobody else, right?

I'm scared as hell.

I wanna jog up the hill--

Okay,

so you jog it past the hos?

Looking forward.

So you're jogging

past the hos?

I'm jogging past the hos.

You need to be sprintin'.

I'm really likin'

being with Bambi, man,

but I'm twisted right now,

trying to see if I love her.

So for right now,

I'm jogging straight

past these hos.

Wow, this like [bleep].

It's like a giraffe

jumpin' on a gorilla.

Ladies.

Hello, ma'am.

Hi.

Ari and Erica and I haven't

seen each other

in a couple of months.

We've been running around,

busy doing our own thing.

So it's time for me to get

with the girls and chop it up.

Well,

how are you doing Ariane?

My summer was great.

She was not here at all, so--

You missed me?

Of course.

Bitch, you weren't here.

I was in New York with

my new-found partner in crime

as I'm gonna call her.

So who is it?

Her name is Toni.

She's a deejay.

You know

the partner in crime?

I love her.

Since I came out

to the world,

I met someone

and I think I found somebody

that I'm really digging.

Well, I'm good.

I'm good.

You're glowing.

What's his name?

His name is O'Shea.

Yes, I have a new boo.

I saw him.

He's fine.

He's very fine.

High five, sister.

O'Shea's my new boo.

My super sexy

[unintelligible] model boo.

It was tough breaking up

with Scrappy,

because he was going

through rehab.

But that's all behind me,

and I'm moving forward

with my new guy.

Does Scrappy know?

Like what's up with that?

He doesn't wanna be around

him, don't have him around him.

But he's moved on, too,

right?

Right.

I'm just happy and blessed

to be in something, you know,

new and blossoming.

And so do you.

I wish it for everybody.

Are we happy?

Including you.

Right.

I had a great summer.

Besides the drama

from my daughter's father, but--

Speaking of that.

Yes.

I heard they got married.

Did they?

I haven't seen

a marriage certificate.

That's public record.

You went and looked

for a marriage certificate?

If they got married,

that's something I need to know.

Matter of fact,

I heard they had some big house

somewhere in the hood,

I don't know.

And I'm glad he's moving on,

because it's less stress on me.

So if I had their address,

I'd send them

a stripper pole to the house

for his housewarming.

So I heard about

the new house.

And I was invited to this party

that they're having.

Probably

their birthday party.

Yes, birthday party.

How'd you feel if I went?

I don't give a [bleep].

Well,

we'll bring the scoop back.

Bring the scoop back, boo.

I'll bring the scoop.

Enough of him.

You and your boo,

how're you all doing?

We're good.

What boo?

Nikko, the same boo.

I know Mimi did not just say

she's back with Nikko.

The last time I talked to her,

she told me she dumped

his trash bag.

Take me back,

because last time we talked--

Exactly.

--things weren't so good.

So now things are back good?

Things are good, yeah.

Is it--

She knows the [bleep].

--relationship?

That's the feeling I'm getting.

I think there's a difference

between being [bleep] and having

the best sex of your life.

There's a difference.

So let me ask you, ladies.

Have you ever made a sex tape?

No.

ARIANE: Oh, my God.

Because if it gets

into the wrong hands?

What if y'all break up?

Then it's like voila.

But why do you ask that?

I made a tape.

It's that good

you want to document it?

[laughs]

Like he has one

and you have one?

Yeah.

No, no, no.

"[bleep], y'all,

"I'm gonna do

"what I wanna do anyway."

[laughing]

So you said you had to

tell me something.

What is it?

I'm anxious.

Well,

what I'm about to tell

is--is disturbing.

Well,

it's come to my attention that

she is having another affair

in L.A.

An affair?

Whoring around,

you can name it anything.

♪

Hello, ladies.

Ah!

Hey, boo-boo.

How are you?

Hello, how're you doin'?

Mwah.

Today I'm having lunch with

Waka Flocka's fiancée, Tammy,

and his mama, Deb.

Tammy cool people.

And of course Deb,

she's been like

a second mom to me.

But mostly,

I wanna hear about this wedding

with Tammy and Waka and Deb

is all putting together.

So how long have you all--

y'all been engaged?

Um, seven months now.

Where's your--

Well, we have the tattoos.

He's getting the ring made.

We're gonna make

this official 'cause you know

who's doing that wedding.

TAMMY: Oh, God.

Oh.

This is my wedding.

TAMMY: I don't know

about nothing about planning

no wedding.

A little bit of stuff

you're gonna learn about.

Y'all are crazy.

I'm gonna give my son away.

You know how the woman,

her daddy supposed to give her--

I'm gonna give my son away.

This is official stuff.

But you gotta throw something

in there that she want.

She's gonna get my son.

[laughing]

Well, look,

she's not pickin' out

my wedding dress.

Deb--Deb is crazy.

Let me say something.

I'm happy.

Right.

And my son is happy.

And I don't care

if nobody showed up.

That's right.

DEB: I'm gonna be there.

That's right.

That's my wedding.

I'd rather go

to the courthouse and just,

"Give me my ring, boo-boo."

Right, and be done.

That's what I did.

We went to Vegas

and it was just me and him.

Vegas, gone.

I told him let's go elope.

But she would have had a fit.

How's Kirk?

Child, he,

I---he--let me say this.

When Waka do--has done

his bull [bleep].

Mm-hmm.

And even though you all

are in a good place,

don't your mind revert back

to the bull [bleep]?

Make me want to smack

the [bleep] out of him--

Okay,

so I think about hot tub

with the bitches.

And I be ready to go in.

--[bleep] out of.

You know?

And I understand,

because there are times

he could be laying there

and I can get up

in the middle of the night

and be lookin' like his ass like

"I wanna punch you

"right in his face."

"I wanna smother your ass

"with a pillow."

[laughs]

I know that when Waka and

Tammy was going their stuff

and, you know, um,

I knew Waka was miserable.

Mm-hmm.

But I remember me and Waka

sitting in a room

and he looked at me and he said,

"Ma, I love Tammy."

I said, "Go get her."

Right.

"Like I can't do for you

"what she can do for."

Right.

I know Rasheeda hurt over

what Kirk done,

but they just had a baby.

And 17 years of marriage,

it gotta be worth something.

So they need to work it out

and get it together.

My pregnancy was amazing,

okay?

But then that next day,

I came down with pneumonia.

I was shaking.

It was like--

What?

--crazy.

I couldn't handle anything

with Carter, period.

That whole time,

Kirk was like glued

to that couch.

What you just say?

What I say?

Where was Kirk?

He was right there.

That--that's a team player.

You know, we--

No, that's your husband.

Exactly.

That's your life partner.

That's my life partner, yeah.

Yeah, that's real time.

That's your husband.

I hear everything

the girls are saying,

but I'm just not sure

if everything can be fixed.

Kirk is convinced

that I stepped out on him.

But on the real, bro,

you stepped out on me.

Work on your relationship.

Because you were happy that

that man was sitting there.

Let him know that.

And to think about

what you're gonna lose.

MIMI: Nikko surprised me

with a last-minute invitation

to dinner.

I love that about him.

And when he has a free minute,

he wants to spend

his time with me.

And I'm not sitting at home

wondering where he is

and what he's doing.

How're you doing?

I'm good.

I'm really happy.

[unintelligible] feel

really safe with you.

These past four years,

when I got back with Stevie,

I never felt safe.

I never felt that comfort.

I told Mimi

I have something to tell her.

But I think she got a different

idea of what's to come.

But to be honest with you,

I invited her to dinner

so she won't go ballistic on me

in public.

So you said

you had to tell me something.

What is it?

I'm anxious.

Well,

what I'm about to tell you

is--is disturbing.

Remember when we was

coming back from the Bahamas.

And my bags got stolen.

What I didn't tell you is

that my camera was in that bag.

Okay.

And what?

And everything we've done

on that camera has been exposed.

What does this mean?

We exposed.

It's MediaTakeOut.

MediaTakeOut is the number

one urban blog in the world.

So everybody is seeing this.

How come you didn't tell me

the camera was in your bag

that was stolen?

I was trying

to retrieve my bag

so you wouldn't find out.

MIMI: I asked you to give me

the [bleep] tape

like a month ago.

Only thing we can do now is

to capitalize on this situation,

because it's out there

right now.

MIMI: Capitalize

on this situation?

Are you kidding me?

All I wanna do is

go back in time

and not trust this man

with something so sacred

and so private.

I feel like

a [bleep] idiot right now.

I got a crazy-ass daughter's

[bleep] father

that I gotta deal it.

Not you, me.

Stevie doesn't matter,

in this case.

Stevie matters.

No he doesn't.

Because he's

my daughter's father--

Right.

--and he will make my life

a living [bleep] hell.

So I'm gonna have to

deal with that.

First of all,

you act like

they ain't you baby.

Now you're tryin' to sit up

and act like now

it's your child, huh?

I'll find out.

♪

So you have to tell me

your name.

Momma Dee's

what they call me.

BARTENDER: Nice to meet you,

Momma Dee.

DEE: How old are you,

if you don't mind me asking?

Uh, I turn 40 this year.

Oh, wow.

I just turned 50.

Wow!

So I'm feelin' go introduce

Bams to Mama Dee.

But when we get there,

I see Ma Dee got

another situation going on.

What's going on?

What's up?

I believe Mama Dee's

in her own little kingdom.

Well,

it has come to my attention that

she is having another affair

in L.A.

An affair?

Whoring around, I mean,

we can name it anything.

So I'm

whoring around in L.A.?

Mm-hmm.

Well you have another person

that you're sleeping with.

And you using my son.

And--

What exactly would I

be using your son for?

To get to where

you wanna be in life.

SCRAPPY: Hold on, hold on.

I'm already where

I wanna be in life.

Did Mamma Dee just call me a ho?

What is she talking about?

I would love to be wrong.

But you do know he has more

than one egg in his basket.

I'm sorry?

He has one egg in his basket.

He has one egg in his basket?

Always.

What?

I was on some Scooby Doo

type stuff.

I was like, urgh?

Urgh?

And what I mean by that,

he wants to keep

his options open.

Do you want to keep

your options open?

Can my son be with just one?

Can you eat just one

Lays potato chip?

I don't [bleep] think so.

What is this egg thing

though?

Like I'm confused

about the eggs.

SCRAPPY: Me, too.

What is

the other [bleep] egg?

He really

doesn't want you to--

Did you tell your mama

about some egg [bleep]?

I don't know what

the egg is [bleep].

That's what

I'm trying to find out.

What's the egg?

Are you talking

about another bitch?

Like he's got another one?

Listen,

I thought an egg

came from a bird, okay?

I don't know.

Right.

So we're gonna go.

Wow.

Really?

Watchin' that bitch.

He's having a bad day.

I have a good day.

Baby, that's right.

[laughs]

[laughing]

Oh, my goodness,

you're so handsome.

SHIRLEEN: Carter looks just

like you when you were a baby.

Oh, my God.

[unintelligible]

I'm trying to get back to work

after having baby Carter.

And, of course,

I need my mom's help.

It's a team effort trying to get

things back to normal.

I sure appreciate your help

though, because, you know,

knowing that he's

somewhere good, you know?

Why are you kissing him?

I kiss him all the time.

But why kiss him

in the mouth?

Listen,

if my mouth had been anyplace,

I wouldn't be kissing him.

That's taking

old-assed germs,

mixing them with a newborn baby.

Stop kissing him in the mouth.

Old-assed germs?

What are you talking about

old-assed germs?

Kirk and my mom used to get

alone so well in the past.

But after all the things

that's been going on

between me and him,

he is number one

on her [bleep] list.

So what if she just got

through doing something with her

husband and had germs, herpes--

RASHEEDA: --but come on now.

I've asked Shirleen

like a 100 times,

stop kissing my baby

on the lips.

That [bleep] is crazy.

Stop it.

What is wrong with me kissing

that baby?

See, he is agitated now.

Nothing.

I'll be back.

SHIRLEEN: There ain't nothing

wrong with me kissing--

Wipe his face off

and his lips.

His face and his lips

don't need to be wiped off.

RASHEEDA: Y'all need

just to stop--

SHIRLEEN: You're always

trying to control me.

KIRK: Like I'm not asking you

where you been,

what you've been doing.

I'm just saying can you not

kiss him, he's a baby.

I haven't done anything

to harm that baby.

And I wouldn't do anything

to harm the baby.

KIRK: --the way you used to

raise kids is totally different

from today.

No, it's not.

Yes, it is.

First of all,

you act like

they ain't your baby.

Now you're trying to sit up

and act like you want me

to do something--

Well,

whatever I'm acting like,

I'm gonna protect them.

I'm gonna be like the same way

I am with all my kids.

And--and that's just how I feel.

Oh, so that's your child,

huh?

Now it's your child, huh?

I'll find out.

It is true.

I'm not sure if Carter

is my baby.

Me and Rasheeda been distant.

We've both been on

some other [bleep].

Shirleen just needs to

back the [bleep] off.

Rasheeda as my wife,

she should just have my back

on this one.

And Rasheeda don't say nothing

to ya because everybody

scared of your ass.

Scared of what?

KIRK: --kissing in the face.

Or your attitude.

I don't have an attitude.

I'm asking nicely,

don't do it again.

Okay, so if--

I won't do it again

maybe in front of you.

But I still be doing it.

So keep that in your mind.

So I guess I'll keep him away

from you until you understand

I don't agree with that.

You ain't gonna

be able to do that.

Where the [bleep] eggs

at that your mama

was talking about?

Eggs?

There ain't no eggs.

Where your phone at?

Why would you wanna

see my phone?

'Cause I wanna see

what's up with the eggs.

♪

BAMBI: Mama Dee is crazy.

And ever since she started

talking about Scrappy's eggs,

I don't know if I can trust him.

[knocking at door]

BAMBI: Scrap?

SCRAPPY: Oh.

What are you doing?

SCRAPPY: Listening

to my music.

Why you ain't

answering the phone?

Give me a hug, give me a hug.

I ain't know

you was coming this early.

Okay, well, what--

is there a problem with me

being here this early?

No,

I just thought

you were coming later.

Where the [bleep] eggs

at that your mama

was talking about?

Let it go.

How can I let it go?

The same way

I let you whoring around

with a dude in L.A. go.

Look,

there has to be something.

Like she can't just pull

the eggs out the [bleep] sky.

She normally do pull

the [bleep] out of the sky.

My mama do just sprinklin'

confusion and shimmer all over

the Bams here.

And Bambi believed it.

But I tell you what?

I ain't trying to deal

with the crazy

or another insecure female.

You dig?

Where your phone at?

It's in my pocket.

Let me see it.

No.

Why?

Why would you wanna see

my phone?

'Cause I wanna see

what's up with the eggs.

But I'm not runnin' it,

let you see my phone.

I'm done with that part of life.

Like everything is cool,

you hear me?

I want the Bamster in my life.

You play too much.

But I think the Bamster

just need to calm down.

You feel me?

Man,

I'm trying to do the one-on-one

relationship thing,

but I can't trying

to be tied down, man,

no ball and chain, fool.

The reason why

I'm really like so suspicious

is because--you never really

even like--you never tell me

you love me or nothing.

And I'm a little worried that

something may be happening.

I just wanna know.

Do you love me?

I mean,

I haven't gotten that far yet.

I can't give Bam

my heart right now.

I've been stabbed in my heart

too many times,

you know what I'm saying?

Like too many times.

But I really, really,

really care about you.

Okay, well, look,

like you made this [bleep]

what it is right now.

Like if you didn't want us to be

in a [bleep] relationship,

we won't be here.

Do you love me?

Yes, I do.

I wanted to hear Scrap

say he loves me.

But he's not there yet.

So what am I supposed to do

about that?

I know he doesn't have

the best track record

when it comes to relationships.

But I'm in this

for the long haul.

And eventually I think

he'll feel the same way about me

as I do about him.

I just needed to know

where you were.

So now I know.

You're madly in care with me.

I'm really in

a lot of care with you.

Hey, hey, hey!

This is Stevie and Joseline's

post-martial birthday party.

It's a lot of liquor,

a lot of love and a lot of sex.

Happy birthday, daddy.

Okay, yo, yo,

let's have a toast to Joseline

and Stevie's birthday tonight.

Happy birthday!

And the post-martial

birthday jam!

Yeah!

And Erica and I are here

to find out if it's true.

You all are really married?

Yeah.

We've been engaged

since the second week

we met each other.

Just nobody knew.

So two weeks?

Yeah,

we was talking about marriage

like two weeks--

Right!

That's what's [bleep] with me,

because--

It shouldn't.

--my friend was coming to me

with some bull [bleep].

I understand what

your friend went through.

Yeah.

But that's why

I love my husband.

We're married.

And that's what it is.

Next subject.

Guess what?

I'm his wife.

And Mimi's his baby mother.

She's the past.

So [bleep] you

and your home girls.

So when did you all

get married?

We got married--what,

July--the end of the July.

The end of July?

You got no date?

July 29th.

Yeah, we got married July 29th.

Did this girl just

have to think about the date

that she got married?

Who the hell forgets

their wedding date

just after a few months?

You all got

a marriage certificate?

Yes,

we got--what do you mean?

We got married.

ERICA: Okay.

Bitch,

I ain't gonna be lying about

my own mother [bleep] marriage.

I ain't got time for all that.

And I'm gonna get back

to my husband now.

Y'all ready to get

back over there

with Stevie and them?

Come on.

I don't really don't

give a [bleep]

what these bitches are saying

about Joseline Hernandez

and my marriage because,

for real bitches,

you all's gonna pay my bills.

I know you invited Ariane,

but before I knock that ho out

and her friend--

What happened?

--tell that bitch to stay

out of your business.

Checkin' me about

our wedding date.

Why is this bitch so concerned?

That's what I wanna know.

Why is she so concerned?

Don't worry about it.

Let's just have fun.

And you better

check that bitch.

Because if you don't check,

I'm gonna check her

my God damn self.

Tell that bitch don't be

so concerned about

my mother [bleep] wedding

and my mother [bleep] party.

Hey, hey, hey.

Nobody's checking anybody.

We at our post-martial

birthday jam.

We lovers, not fighters.

♪

I love you.

I love you, too.

I know.

This is my party.

I'm enjoying it with my husband.

And I'm not really

paying attention

to what these hos are saying.

I'm just going

to enjoy the night.

[indistinct chatter]

Is this for me?

Oh!

Thank you!

STEVIE: Did you all do this--

Special birthday gift.

Hey, hey, hey.

I'm so glad

they brought this.

'Cause guess what?

We need it.

'Cause we need

some more poles at the house.

Yeah, I know.

Who got this for me?

It's from Mimi.

These two tired-ass bitches

bring me a gift

from Stevie's baby mother,

and they don't even bring

a gift they self.

Stevie, you ready?

Come on.

Why are you all leaving?

Ma, hold on.

Ma, where you going?

I don't know what's going on.

Joseline loves stripper poles

just as much as I do.

So what?

I can't--

[bleep] don't play with me.

I gotta go.

Bye.

I gotta go.

I gotta run.

Yo?

We out?

I thought I was right here.

Way up the street,

around the corner.

She bouncin' on me?

Wow!

She bounced.

[bleep] ready to go to Magic?

You ridin' with me?

Yeah, I mean it's [bleep] up.

What else are we supposed to do?

Listen, the night is young.

Come on, man.

She left me.

She stole my car and bounced.

It's still my birthday.

So I'm headed to the strip club.

Nothing gonna spoil this night

for me.

We're goin' to Magic,

you know what I'm sayin'?

Turnt up.

We're about to turnt up,

and that's it.

You know what I'm sayin'.

Turnt up!

That's it.

-- [bleep] you

in a strip club.

You're off [bleep]

with them young--

I can do what I want to.

If I want to go to a strip club.

You know what

you're gonna do?

[bleep] out of my face.

Damn you just leave me

in the middle of the street

at the club?

Oh,

you was looking like you was

enjoying yourself.

It was all right.

You know how the city

come out for us.

You look a mess.

I just left the strip club.

I stopped through there.

I figured I'd come back home

and check you out

and see where your mind set is.

Let me explain something

to you, Steven Jordan.

What?

What can you explain to me?

I wasn't havin' no fun.

No, I wasn't.

You was drinking champagne.

More champagne than anybody.

I drink champagne at home!

That's what I do!

What I'm not gonna do is

entertain those shenanigans.

There wasn't shenanigans.

I'm not mad.

But what I don't respect is

for a bitch

send me a pole.

Guess what, Steven?

Tell the bitch that my ceiling

is real high.

That little pole doesn't--

my ceilings are too high.

Okay.

JOSELINE: Too high.

Send me a strip pole that could

fit in my home for me

to be able to shake my ass

for her baby daddy.

But tell your baby momma

stop tryin' me.

Why is she being funny?

That'll get your mother [bleep]

ass knocked out.

Get your mind right.

We got a business to run.

And you cannot run no business

being in no [bleep] strip club

chasing those

stank-ass cooty cat.

Isn't of worrying about

going to the strip club,

trying to suck on a [bleep],

an 18-year-old.

I don't be sucking--

And try to suck on

an 18-year-old little [bleep],

worry about

my mother [bleep] stage.

No, no, no, no.

Worry about my stage.

I got an 18-year-old.

I got an 18-year-old, so watch--

Why [bleep] you

in a strip club?

Watch your mouth.

You're [bleep]

with them young--

I can do what I want to.

If I want to go to a strip club.

You know what

you're gonna do?

You know what you're gonna do?

I can go to the strip club

if I want.

Take your ass

out of my performance.

I'm too busy--

I ain't do--I ain't gonna do

you nothing now.

Don't do it.

'Cause it's gonna

get done anyways.

Get the [bleep] out of my face.

I thought we was married.

Now you're going

to a whole 'nother level

on some dumb stuff

talking about these bum bitches.

Get the [bleep]

out of my face.

Go back to Magic City.

STEVIE: I can do

what I want to do.

Go suck some [bleep].

I [bleep] my homies.

You left,

I didn't ask you to leave.

And then I get home,

you got a glass up.

And I'm ready for you

to have your ass up.

Since we ain't gonna do that,

I'm out of here.

I'm going downstairs

to the bunker.

Get the [bleep] of here.

Go back to Magic.

Enjoy--enjoy the estate

while I'm downstairs.

You feel me?

Good-bye.

NARRATOR: This season on

"Love & Hip Hop Atlanta"--

That's your baby mama.

How you know?

I can't even tell.

The bitch is on camera while

she's 45 and she got a baby.

That's what the [bleep]

you need to worry about.

You know

you're a porn star now.

And I put all the money

that--for a lawyer to make sure

my daughter is good.

[bleep] serious.

If I find

that you leaked those tapes,

you're gonna have a problem.

A baby come out they vagina.

We have to take their word

and they say it's yours.

Are you sure

you're ready for this?

And here we go.

When he wasn't around,

I felt like

I didn't have nobody here.

I'm so sorry.

Waka has changed

tremendously.

Men are gonna be men.

I don't trust no man.

No matter how cool

she appears to be with you,

she will stab you

You know you love me.

Okay, I love the girl.

[laughs]

Are you in love?

I'm not in love.

Could you love somebody

like me?

She's pregnant, man.

Are y'all planning

on keeping it?

Who the [bleep] is she

to be your [bleep] business?

Well you start everything--

[indistinct arguing]

Try me!

Try me, bitch!

Try me!

I'm not a--

Oh!

Escort that bitch

out of my club!

Bambi,

you have to understand

Erica's position.

She don't have a position.

But she do--

[indistinct arguing]

What you're gonna learn how

to do is control your bitches.

[monitor beeping]

Let me just tell you

something, man.

You got a strong support system.

You got a lot of people

who love you.

The best thing now for you to do

is just relax.

You feeling me?

like about what we do, you know?

Tell me.

Like I don't ever

have to say, no, that's not it.

Or that's not right.

You know my body inside and out

like--whether it's your fingers,

your mouth, it's perfect.

I'm gonna teach a class

on that.

I think you should

teach a class.

[laughs]

I should, right?

[laughs]