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No! Anything but that!

What?

I just said I have a little job for you kidaroos.

HE GROANS

Job? That's work, and work is never fun!

Oh-ho! I think you'll change your tune once you see this.

The Doom Buggy!

Five-cylinder engine and four-wheel drive.

Designed by yours truly.

I need you to take her out for a little test drive.

No way! Yeah!

Yes! Oh, my gosh! Is that a ghost cannon?

Do not touch that ghost cannon.

Yeah! That's the part I tested!

SHE CHUCKLES I still have a few bugs to work out.

What's she talking 'bout?

It launched me 500ft in the air, it was rad!

Now, remember, you're just testing how it drives.

Whatever you do, do not fire that cannon.

Understood?

Understood. Won't touch the cannon. Right, Parker?

Ohhh! Parker?

Shiny big cannon!

Whoo-hoo!

Ya-ha!

OK, on a scale of one to ten...

..how awesome is this?!

Ha-ha! A ten!

But it'd be about 12 million if we could use the cannon.

I just want to see it in action.

No way, Parker, you saw what happened to Douglas.

Uh... Who's that guy?

Isn't he a long way from the nearest gas station?

Hey, dude. You feeling OK?

Arghhh! Look out! He's Gloom!

Keep firing!

Well... LAUGHS

..look at that set of wheels. And what a fine cannon.

I know. And hands off, it's mine first!

Lady E gave me orders to run y'all off the road.

She won't mind if I take this mighty fine cannon for myself, too.

You'll have to catch us first!

We need more power!

Ugh. If only we could use the ghost cannon.

Don't you dare! Then what do you suggest?

You're just gonna drive into the bay? I got a plan.

Hold on!

Argh! But I can't swim!

Ahhh!

SHE COUGHS

Here, grab my arm. That was better than the cannon?!

Just wait.

MANIACAL LAUGH

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Spin me, baby!

Ha-ha! EXPLOSION

Whoa!

Is my head screwed on wrong, or was that the buggy's cannon?

Jack, Parker, what happened? Are you OK?

We're fine, JB.

We're all still in one piece.

Oh, the kid just had to say something.

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