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Cats are way better.

What beats reading a book with a cat on your lap?

What? Dogs are better. You can train 'em.

Watch. Spencer!

BARKS

Wow. It worked without bacon.

Except it does kind of smell like bacon.

SNIFFS

Spencer! No! Come back!

See? This is why cats are better!

Spence!

It looks abandoned.

The sign says it's open 24-7.

It's gotta... be... open.

Spencer? Spence.

Come here, boy. Spence?

Huh.

GASPS

There's definitely something weird here.

Maybe we should go get JB.

No way. I lost Spencer once. I can't lose him again.

RUMBLING

EVIL CACKLING

BOTH GASP

EVIL LAUGHTER

LAUGHS MANIACALLY

Stop! You'll drain Spencer!

Welcome, children. Why don't you stay a while?

What do you want?

The bacon contest is about to begin!

Time to eat bacon...

or be bacon.

So, if we finish our bacon first, you'll let us out?

Of course!

But in 130 years, I've never lost!

BOTH GULP Ready? Begin!

ALL MUNCH NOISILY

He has, like, 50 hands!

We have to win!

CHOKES

SPENCER WHIMPERS

That's it! Come here, boy.

Wow! I'm getting so full from this bacon. Mmm, nom-nom!

My, my. Yes. Good bacon.

Mmm!

Done. What?!

My, you were hungry.

But I still have room for one more course.

We won. Now let us out.

Never. The last course is... you!

EVIL LAUGHTER

Here comes the salad fork!

WHIMPERS

GRUNTS

EVIL LAUGHTER

Spence, come here.

Argh!

Light him up, Parker!

GRUNTS

No, no, no!

Got him! Yes! High-five!

Yes! Dogs for the win. High-five!

But I'm still a cat person. How?!

Look at the cute face!

Ew! Come on, Spencer. Let's get you some bacon.

SPENCER YAPS, PARKER GROANS

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