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Cats are way better.
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What beats reading a book
with a cat on your lap?
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What? Dogs are better.
You can train 'em.
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Watch. Spencer!
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BARKS
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Wow. It worked without bacon.
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Except it does kind of
smell like bacon.
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SNIFFS
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Spencer! No! Come back!
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See? This is why cats are better!
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Spence!
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It looks abandoned.
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The sign says it's open 24-7.
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It's gotta... be... open.
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Spencer? Spence.
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Come here, boy. Spence?
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Huh.
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GASPS
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There's definitely
something weird here.
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Maybe we should go get JB.
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No way. I lost Spencer once.
I can't lose him again.
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RUMBLING
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EVIL CACKLING
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BOTH GASP
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EVIL LAUGHTER
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LAUGHS MANIACALLY
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Stop! You'll drain Spencer!
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Welcome, children.
Why don't you stay a while?
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What do you want?
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The bacon contest is about to begin!
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Time to eat bacon...
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or be bacon.
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So, if we finish our bacon first,
you'll let us out?
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Of course!
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But in 130 years, I've never lost!
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BOTH GULP
Ready? Begin!
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ALL MUNCH NOISILY
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He has, like, 50 hands!
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We have to win!
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CHOKES
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SPENCER WHIMPERS
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That's it! Come here, boy.
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Wow! I'm getting so full
from this bacon. Mmm, nom-nom!
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My, my. Yes. Good bacon.
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Mmm!
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Done.
What?!
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My, you were hungry.
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But I still have room
for one more course.
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We won. Now let us out.
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Never. The last course is... you!
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EVIL LAUGHTER
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Here comes the salad fork!
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WHIMPERS
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GRUNTS
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EVIL LAUGHTER
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Spence, come here.
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Argh!
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Light him up, Parker!
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GRUNTS
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No, no, no!
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Got him! Yes! High-five!
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Yes! Dogs for the win. High-five!
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But I'm still a cat person.
How?!
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Look at the cute face!
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Ew! Come on, Spencer.
Let's get you some bacon.
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SPENCER YAPS,
PARKER GROANS
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