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So, uh, what's up with Kelly? What
happened?
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Well, I took care of business.
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Yeah? You split those peaches?
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I got it in. There you go.
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That's cool you poked it. There you go.
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It was alright.
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Nice. It was alright until I put the old
dry thumb in her butt.
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Oh.
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Yeah,
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she was, she went right through the
roof. Wasn't happening.
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Nice. Wasn't happening.
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Well, at least you got, I mean, you got
your alcohol, right? Yeah, I got mine.
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I'm really glad that you're getting to
move in with Xander.
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Yeah, yeah. I'm sure you'll miss him
around.
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All right.
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You're right. I have an idea. You move
out and Xander will move in here in your
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place. And Xander, would you like to be
my sugar daddy?
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Swear to God, Mom, if you fuck him or
any of my perverted buddies, I'll never
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talk to you again.
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There's no need to be so dramatic.
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Dude, and you wonder why I'm moving out.
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Good luck on your own out there, babe.
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Come on, mom. 18 years old.
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Unbelievable.
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What's up, bro? Why are you so quiet
over there?
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I don't know. Sorry.
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Yeah? Is that English?
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Hi, honey. It's your mom.
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On Mother's Day?
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Speak up. I can't hear you.
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It's your mom.
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You can't hear me?
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Psych. Got you, sucker.
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Leave a message at the beep.
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I'm going to put you in that little
bastard's sleeping.
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Where's that roommate of yours? That
stupid, stupid son of mine?
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Uh, I'm sorry, is there a problem,
Julia?
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Yeah, there's a problem.
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I
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just
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feel like he doesn't appreciate me.
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and everything that I've tried to do,
including you guys moving in here. Do
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know what this place would have looked
like had I not decorated it for you? Oh,
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my God.
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Well, no, it's great. I mean, it's very
pretty, but, I mean, look, I'm
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sorry, I'm not your son, but, I mean, I
appreciate you. I mean, you're a really
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great woman.
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I mean, yeah, you got a lot going for
you.
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I mean...
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Look at you. You're beautiful.
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Not to be weird, but look at these
boobs.
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You're sweet.
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Xander, you're so sweet.
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You're handsome.
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I have a great idea.
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What's that? What's your idea?
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Xander, I'm going to let you smother
your face right into these tits.
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Oh, that's right.
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If you were my son, you'd appreciate me,
wouldn't you?
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Yeah. Wouldn't you? Yeah, yeah. Yeah?
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Oh, yes.
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You would never, ever forget Mother's
Day. No. The most important day of the
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entire year, right? The whole year. The
whole year. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, that feels fucking good.
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Oh, man, if your mother knew that your
face was in my big head, she'd be so
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pissed off. But you don't care, do you?
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Fuck her. Yeah,
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it's good.
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There you go, Xander.
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We're going to have so much fun.
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We're going to have fun?
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Oh, yeah, we are.
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What are we going to do?
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We're going to do everything.
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Everything for Mother's Day.
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What is Johnny?
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There's him right.
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I guess he should have picked up the
phone one of the dozen times that I
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Very expensive pillows that obviously he
cared nothing about.
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I care. I know you do.
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You always do.
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Put your hand right there.
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Feel how warm my pussy is through my
pants?
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Can I reach in?
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Not yet. Okay.
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Oh,
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look at that.
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I've been watching you for years.
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Remember that day in the kitchen?
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Right before you guys moved in together,
you and my son were sitting there
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eating cereal.
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I remember you sitting there looking so
sexy.
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I looked over and winked at you. You
were so cute and shy.
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What are you doing?
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I think I'd like to see a little more.
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No underwear, Xander.
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It's kind of dangerous, don't you think?
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Ooh, something's very hard.
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You big cock, I had no idea you had so
much going on in those pants all this
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time.
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Such a happy Mother's Day now.
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Are they sensitive?
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I'm just rolling that cup around my
mouth.
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oh god they're so full I can't even put
them both in my mouth
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Oh, God. Yeah, look at that.
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Oh, my dear.
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You want to see this, Ted? Huh?
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, I've always been looking at him.
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Let me do it for you.
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Oh, look at that skirt over these big
tits.
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Like that.
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Just like that.
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Want to give me a little bit of help?
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You want to sit on it?
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Yeah? I'm going to sit on that hard car.
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You're keeping it hard for me right now?
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Right there.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Play with it.
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Like that.
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Ah, yeah.
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Mm -hmm.
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It's nice and warm around it.
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I like fucking warm like that, yes.
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Yeah.
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Fucking tight it is around that cock.
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Yeah.
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yes please
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My pussy even tighter.
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Push that finger up against your cock at
me.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, shit.
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Yep.
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Oh.
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Oh, that's a game.
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All right. Get those fucking tits in
your face.
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You like fucking Johnny's mom?
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Let that cook in here.
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That's what we'll do.
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All over my tits and all over my face.
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mm -hmm
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mm -hmm
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Dude, I've been at the gym all day. My
mom's been calling me. I gotta call her.
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What the fuck, Mom?
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Xander gave me my Mother's Day present.
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Maybe next year you won't forget.
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Sorry, bro.
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Got your mom stinking my hang low.
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Unbelievable.
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