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So, uh, what's up with Kelly? What happened?

Well, I took care of business.

Yeah? You split those peaches?

I got it in. There you go.

That's cool you poked it. There you go.

It was alright.

Nice. It was alright until I put the old dry thumb in her butt.

Oh.

Yeah,

she was, she went right through the roof. Wasn't happening.

Nice. Wasn't happening.

Well, at least you got, I mean, you got your alcohol, right? Yeah, I got mine.

I'm really glad that you're getting to move in with Xander.

Yeah, yeah. I'm sure you'll miss him around.

All right.

You're right. I have an idea. You move out and Xander will move in here in your

place. And Xander, would you like to be my sugar daddy?

Swear to God, Mom, if you fuck him or any of my perverted buddies, I'll never

talk to you again.

There's no need to be so dramatic.

Dude, and you wonder why I'm moving out.

Good luck on your own out there, babe.

Come on, mom. 18 years old.

Unbelievable.

What's up, bro? Why are you so quiet over there?

I don't know. Sorry.

Yeah? Is that English?

Hi, honey. It's your mom.

On Mother's Day?

Speak up. I can't hear you.

It's your mom.

You can't hear me?

Psych. Got you, sucker.

Leave a message at the beep.

I'm going to put you in that little bastard's sleeping.

Where's that roommate of yours? That stupid, stupid son of mine?

Uh, I'm sorry, is there a problem, Julia?

Yeah, there's a problem.

I

just

feel like he doesn't appreciate me.

and everything that I've tried to do, including you guys moving in here. Do

know what this place would have looked like had I not decorated it for you? Oh,

my God.

Well, no, it's great. I mean, it's very pretty, but, I mean, look, I'm

sorry, I'm not your son, but, I mean, I appreciate you. I mean, you're a really

great woman.

I mean, yeah, you got a lot going for you.

I mean...

Look at you. You're beautiful.

Not to be weird, but look at these boobs.

You're sweet.

Xander, you're so sweet.

You're handsome.

I have a great idea.

What's that? What's your idea?

Xander, I'm going to let you smother your face right into these tits.

Oh, that's right.

If you were my son, you'd appreciate me, wouldn't you?

Yeah. Wouldn't you? Yeah, yeah. Yeah?

Oh, yes.

You would never, ever forget Mother's Day. No. The most important day of the

entire year, right? The whole year. The whole year. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, that feels fucking good.

Oh, man, if your mother knew that your face was in my big head, she'd be so

pissed off. But you don't care, do you?

Fuck her. Yeah,

it's good.

There you go, Xander.

We're going to have so much fun.

We're going to have fun?

Oh, yeah, we are.

What are we going to do?

We're going to do everything.

Everything for Mother's Day.

What is Johnny?

There's him right.

I guess he should have picked up the phone one of the dozen times that I

Very expensive pillows that obviously he cared nothing about.

I care. I know you do.

You always do.

Put your hand right there.

Feel how warm my pussy is through my pants?

Can I reach in?

Not yet. Okay.

Oh,

look at that.

I've been watching you for years.

Remember that day in the kitchen?

Right before you guys moved in together, you and my son were sitting there

eating cereal.

I remember you sitting there looking so sexy.

I looked over and winked at you. You were so cute and shy.

What are you doing?

I think I'd like to see a little more.

No underwear, Xander.

It's kind of dangerous, don't you think?

Ooh, something's very hard.

You big cock, I had no idea you had so much going on in those pants all this

time.

Such a happy Mother's Day now.

Are they sensitive?

I'm just rolling that cup around my mouth.

oh god they're so full I can't even put them both in my mouth

Oh, God. Yeah, look at that.

Oh, my dear.

You want to see this, Ted? Huh?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I've always been looking at him.

Let me do it for you.

Oh, look at that skirt over these big tits.

Like that.

Just like that.

Want to give me a little bit of help?

You want to sit on it?

Yeah? I'm going to sit on that hard car.

You're keeping it hard for me right now? Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Right there.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Play with it.

Like that.

Ah, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

It's nice and warm around it.

I like fucking warm like that, yes.

Yeah.

Fucking tight it is around that cock.

Yeah.

yes please

My pussy even tighter.

Push that finger up against your cock at me.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Yep.

Oh.

Oh, that's a game.

All right. Get those fucking tits in your face.

You like fucking Johnny's mom?

Let that cook in here.

That's what we'll do.

All over my tits and all over my face.

mm -hmm

mm -hmm

Dude, I've been at the gym all day. My mom's been calling me. I gotta call her.

What the fuck, Mom?

Xander gave me my Mother's Day present.

Maybe next year you won't forget.

Sorry, bro.

Got your mom stinking my hang low.

Unbelievable.