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Having sex with my mom's friend probably wasn't the right thing to do, but since

I really don't like my mom all that much, I'm hoping she finds out.

Our son is having sex with my best friend.

The fuck are you talking about?

I read on his Twitter.

It was nice to spend time with Mrs. Cox last night.

So? That doesn't mean he has sex with her.

And he changed his Facebook status.

From single to having sex with Mrs. Cox.

Oh boy.

Well,

good for him. At least she's got great teeth.

I heard that!

Hey Michael, is your mom home? I need to speak with her.

Uh, no, she's about to play chess right now.

Okay, thanks.

You know, actually, Michael, do you mind if I come in for a minute?

Yeah, come on in.

Okay, thanks.

Two can play at that game, bitch.

It's really nice of you to offer me my first blowjob, Ms.

Stanislavski, but I've actually had quite a few.

Oh, not like mine you haven't.

This is weird, right?

You're my mom's friend.

Oh.

We're not that close.

I

must

say, Michael, you've grown up nicely.

Nervous?

You look so nervous.

I'm almost red.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

I spread that, that's funny.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Yeah.

the guy like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mmm.