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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:04,998 He's gorgeous. 2 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,400 I know. 3 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:08,369 And he has no flaws. 4 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:10,671 Me, well, I have tons of flaws. 5 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:14,375 I have mood swings, allergies, low self esteem, I'm quite compulsive. 6 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:17,445 Most of the guys I ever dated, thought I was a weirdo, you know? 7 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:20,814 People would say to me, "Lucy, don't get this perfect guy idea stuck in your head 8 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:25,986 because that is not what love is all about". But Peter, Peter is perfect. 9 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:29,257 And, you know, I have this amazing feeling. Which is so weird because I don't believe. 10 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:34,061 in karma, or vibes or anything like that. But I just know that we're going to be in love 11 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:35,463 forever. 12 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:44,071 I want out of this relationship. 13 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,042 Sexually, I'm unsatisfied. 14 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:54,182 It's not that I find you undesirable, it's just. 15 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:56,850 Your technique is pedestrian. 16 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,652 There's a lack of excitement. 17 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:04,825 You know, for a little while, I thought it was a phase I was going through? 18 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:11,165 Sexual malaise phase. Whoa. 19 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:14,802 I didn't want to say anything to you 'cause I didn't want to embarrass you. 20 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:16,904 -Mhm. 21 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:21,942 Anyway. 22 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:26,146 Whatever. 23 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:29,049 Oh, didn't your mom want a food processer? Fifth floor. 24 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:02,310 Do you think this is the best route that we should be taking? 25 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:06,113 Maybe, if you go over to 3rd Avenue and then go up, like three blocks? 26 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:11,118 -I can't believe we're stopping to pick up Melissa. -Just relax. 27 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:13,421 -We have plenty of time, Jo. -Lucy, it's on the right side. 28 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:14,655 -No, it's on the right side. -You're right. 29 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:16,990 -Oh god, there she is. -Gosh, you're so hyper. 30 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:21,128 -I can't believe she and Dennis broke up again. -It's fine, she's calm... 31 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:22,262 ...I think. 32 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:23,331 Move it! 33 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:31,104 Melissa, come on honey. Let me set you up with somebody nice. 34 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:34,308 You've tried to set me up since we were in college, and I have never said yes. 35 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:36,176 It's a total naive idea. 36 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:39,580 To go out with a perfect stranger, that I have never met before? 37 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:40,848 Total waste of time. 38 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:43,384 No date, is a waste of time. 39 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:47,455 Look, every date that you go on, is part of your cosmic dating process. 40 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:49,056 -Cosmic dating. -Yeah. 41 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,258 It's designed to keep you dating different kinds of men. 42 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:54,828 Because even if you think you know who's right for you, 43 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:55,896 life will surprise you. 44 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,600 Life only surprises Americans. 45 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:02,870 I'm staying home from now on. 46 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:04,405 Remember when Lucy felt the same way? 47 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:06,039 And we forced her out of her house? 48 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:07,841 You didn't force me. 49 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,677 I forced you. 50 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:12,145 -Come out of the bathroom! -I'm not going. 51 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:15,816 You are going! You have to start dating again. 52 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:18,051 Can't believe you didn't clean your house. 53 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,022 Lucy? 54 00:05:23,357 --> 00:05:26,760 No, I'm Jo. Lucy's sister. 55 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:29,430 -No! 56 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:35,836 -I can...Should I come back later? -No. 57 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:38,038 -I can, if you want me. -No. 58 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:39,673 Just come in and sit down. 59 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:52,052 -No! 60 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:54,855 Lucy's just cleaning her bathroom floor. 61 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:57,458 She has a thing about cleaning bathroom floors. 62 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:04,465 You idiot. 63 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:06,233 I love you. 64 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:10,804 I love you too. 65 00:06:13,741 --> 00:06:16,510 I've never been on a blind date before. 66 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:18,812 I thought it'd be a good way to get you out there again. 67 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:22,015 It is, it is. 68 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:25,553 It's time to, you know, get over Peter and 69 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:27,187 and move on. 70 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:28,321 And let go of the past. 71 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,691 And date other people. 72 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,693 I really feel good about the whole thing. 73 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:37,397 Thank you, for sending him home. 74 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:39,366 I didn't send him home. 75 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:44,838 -I'm too drunk to go. -Get sober. 76 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,374 -Just think sober, think! 77 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:50,210 Go! Have fun! 78 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,390 You must be Doug. 79 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:06,059 Chardonnay? 80 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,015 Your makeup looks fine. 81 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,252 Hello. 82 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:34,788 It's not polite to spy on people. 83 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:37,958 Oh, I'm sorry. I like the peep hole. 84 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:41,428 What if I spied on you, when you were going to the bathroom? 85 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:42,496 You would be rewarded. 86 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,698 I look good when I pee. 87 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:50,971 You have a brooke running through your house. 88 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:52,773 Yeah, I love nature. 89 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,442 I can see that, it's nice. 90 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:57,745 It cost me $50,000. 91 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,447 That is authentic. 92 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,118 Those are authentic... 93 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:10,758 It is very relaxing, you know? 94 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,626 It helps me write my plays. 95 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:17,931 Well, you know what they say. There's nothing like having a brooke run through your house. 96 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:29,977 Melissa, I have to go. 97 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:34,047 You know what? I can't deal with this right now. 98 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,217 Melissa. 99 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:39,086 This really isn't a good time. 100 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:41,922 Because, I have a date. 101 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,124 One second, sorry. 102 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:47,595 Okay, you know what? I can't. 103 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,697 We can talk about this tomorrow, but he's here. 104 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,064 Sorry I'm late. 105 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:53,701 -Melissa, come on! -Little accident in the Lincoln Tunnel. 106 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:56,737 What about the macho attitude, and those cheesy sunglasses? 107 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,941 Bobby: Three guys asked me for my autograph. 108 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,509 Lucy: Okay, you know what? He's a loser! 109 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:04,177 Bobby: There I am in the middle of Lincoln Tunnel, 110 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,779 signing fans autographs. 111 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:07,280 Lucy: We can talk about this tomorrow, but he's here. 112 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:09,917 One guy, he didn't have any paper so I signed his bumper. 113 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,785 Lucy: You know what? I can't talk to you right now... 114 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:15,122 Bobby: I wrote, to Honda Accord, best wishes... 115 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,291 Bobby Staley. 116 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,234 What's the matter? 117 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:31,504 You know who I am? 118 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,942 Yeah, you're my hairdresser's second cousin, she set us up. 119 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,076 Besides that. 120 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,811 -Besides that. 121 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,790 This is a fridge for a midget! 122 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:51,058 Lady. 123 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:53,293 It says mini model, on the sheet. 124 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:56,830 You have been here twice today and both times you've brought the wrong refrigerator. 125 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,799 I want a normal refrigerator. 126 00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:01,434 Define normal. 127 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:02,670 You know what? Get out. 128 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,171 I do not need this today. 129 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,973 I have a really bad haircut. I have hay fever. 130 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:08,141 I don't need a refrigerator, I don't eat! 131 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:17,284 What the heck is it now? 132 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:18,752 What the hell are you talking about? 133 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,359 Hi. 134 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:28,996 Lucy. 135 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,298 Barry. 136 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,167 Haircut, hmm. 137 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:41,008 I love what you did with the place. 138 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,143 What is your problem? I just moved in. 139 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,444 What's your problem? I gave you a flower? 140 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:45,578 You want a medal? 141 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,580 How 'bout a thank you? 142 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,449 Sorry, I'm just having a bad day. 143 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:52,385 I have allergies and I don't have a good allergy medication. 144 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,587 Barry: I haven't eaten anything all day. 145 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,089 I had to fire somebody. 146 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,457 Guy wanted to punch me. 147 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,394 What guy? 148 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:06,934 The guy at work that I had to fire for stealing software. 149 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,535 -You weren't listening. -I was listening. 150 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,670 No, you were droning on about your allergies. 151 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:11,839 Back off, buddy. 152 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,006 Gimme my flower back! 153 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,274 Stuff you! 154 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,608 Okay. 155 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,345 Let's start this thing over. 156 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,647 Fine. 157 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,615 Hi, Barry, it's nice to meet you. 158 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,417 I don't have a refrigerator. 159 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,782 You Lucy? 160 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,283 I am, Lucy. 161 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,722 I'm Luke. 162 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:04,491 Get in. 163 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,042 Mitch says you're a journalist. 164 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,244 Yeah. Well, I write for Self magazine. 165 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:27,314 Right now I'm doing a piece on the extremely dangerous effects of the sun 166 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,282 on human skin. 167 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,084 -Sounds great! -I'm psyched! 168 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,055 So, you're from New York? 169 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,123 Mhm, yeah. 170 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,326 And you're a native of Miami? 171 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,929 Ah, I've just lived here for three years. 172 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,364 Actually, I'm moving back to New York in a few months. 173 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,867 -Westchester. 174 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,569 Refurbishing a fourteen room Victorian house. 175 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:53,373 I love fourteen room Victorian houses! Love them! 176 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,175 And, where do you live right now? 177 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,410 Miami. 178 00:12:58,645 --> 00:12:59,913 That's right, duh. 179 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,316 And you're an orthopedist, right? 180 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,818 So tell me about knees. 181 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,587 What do you want to know? 182 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:09,923 Everything, anything I just love knees. 183 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,092 Oh, you know I see a lot of knees. 184 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,261 I see arthritic knees. 185 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,762 I see damaged cartilage. 186 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,697 I see...torn ACLs. 187 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:18,765 Oh. 188 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,301 Bearing the bandages. 189 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,170 Water and sponge. 190 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,505 Straight and swift to my wounded I go. 191 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:27,841 That's Walt Whitman. 192 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,442 -Yeah. 193 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,579 -He's my favorite poet. -He's mine too! 194 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,051 All right, so maybe blind dating did work for Lucy. 195 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,421 Tell me about this guy you wanted me to meet. 196 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,723 I thought you weren't interested, Melissa? 197 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,734 -I don't know. 198 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:55,802 -Melissa. 199 00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,005 Muscular? 200 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,075 He has a sexy butt. 201 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,411 -He does! 202 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,479 He has a sexy butt, doesn't he? 203 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,015 I mean, not because that is essential. 204 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,516 But I went to this psychic. 205 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:12,719 And she said, "you need to see a man with a sexy butt". 206 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,422 Melissa, it's not the time. 207 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,624 This is the time. 208 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,160 You guys spent the whole trip over here reminiscing 209 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,329 about the five dates that Lucy went on. 210 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,531 Melissa. 211 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,500 In one hour, Lucy's marrying one of those dates. 212 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,547 My tongue feels all leathery. 213 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:49,256 I've noticed you've got some amazing collection of jazz here. 214 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:54,561 I notice a small mole with two black hairs sticking out of it on the back of your neck. 215 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,069 Why in the heck are you looking at my books? 216 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,473 Sorry. 217 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,241 You're right, it's incredibly rude of me. 218 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,543 Why don't you just ask me my bra size? 219 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,983 Okay. 220 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,986 I don't usually drink, you know? 221 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,687 Feel a little bit nervous myself. 222 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,291 It's my first date since my divorce. 223 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,293 You're divorced? 224 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:30,097 Sounds strange to say but, yes. 225 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,898 Sorry, I didn't know that. 226 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:35,202 Ah, well. 227 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,438 Is that Thoreau? 228 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,608 Oh, The Nature Guy. 229 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,077 I love this book, I read this when I was about fifteen. 230 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,813 Will you stop it with the gosh darn books, already? 231 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:51,318 Sorry. 232 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,424 The nature is amazing, no? 233 00:15:58,658 --> 00:15:59,959 Yeah. 234 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,464 You know, I was flattered by your article. 235 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,399 You had actually read my plays. 236 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,002 Just doing my job. 237 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:12,639 No, no. What you did was very insightful, I liked it. 238 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:16,809 You know some people are just gossip columnists. 239 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,679 If you will pardon me, I mean they are just interested in my love life. 240 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,714 It is silliness. 241 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,483 It demeans my work. 242 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:26,419 Even if it gives me publicity. 243 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,289 But what you did was very, I don't know. 244 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:30,523 Familiar, you know? 245 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,425 You follow my work and, 246 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,694 and you discuss it responsibly as well. 247 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,097 What? 248 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,899 You know, our jobs are very similar. 249 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,970 I'm a playwright. 250 00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:46,473 And you're a journalist. 251 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:51,611 Yet we're both journalists, as well, of the human condition. 252 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,384 And in that I think we are obligated to... 253 00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,486 To report the truth. 254 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,522 Yes? 255 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,192 Yeah? 256 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,812 C'mon, who am I? 257 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,248 Ah, a strange man, with an umbrella? 258 00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:29,916 Think baseball. 259 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,384 All right? Baseball, baseball. 260 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,685 You play baseball? 261 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,020 I played for the Mets. 262 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,289 Pitch me the orange. 263 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,457 What? 264 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,626 -Pitch me the orange. -No. 265 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:42,395 You know, you're the first chick I ever been out with, that didn't know who I was. 266 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,563 I mean, ever. 267 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:46,799 Chick? 268 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,569 Okay. 269 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,004 What position did I play? 270 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:54,907 Can we just go out? 271 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,144 Where we going? 272 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,447 I have tickets to the Vivaldi concert. 273 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,081 What, you not cookin' dinner? 274 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,150 Hah! 275 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,386 Where'd you get that idea? 276 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,421 -Most girls cook dinner on a date. 277 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,390 What girls were those? 278 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,992 The chicks? Who you say, "Hey I played for the Mets". And then you flash them your 279 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:15,995 World Series ring and then they run and make you souffle'. Those chicks? 280 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,865 I never played in the world series. 281 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,069 -Whatever. -Not whatever, it sucks. 282 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,938 You know, I played in the minors for ten years. 283 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:28,308 And then '86 I finally get called up. 284 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,411 We win the pennant, and then in September, 285 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,380 I injure my groin. 286 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:37,016 Can you imagine what it's like to miss a World Series, because you hurt your groin? 287 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:40,820 No. 288 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,889 Let's just go out. 289 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,424 -I'll flip you for it. 290 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,260 I'll flip you for it. 291 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,795 Heads we go to your concert. 292 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:52,232 Tails, we stay here and you cook dinner. 293 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,700 -I'm not cooking you dinner. 294 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,468 -I'm not doing this. Heads? 295 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:56,736 -I'm not playing this game! Heads? 296 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,371 Heads? -Heads! 297 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,273 I was dating this girl for about a year. 298 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,508 We broke up. 299 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,842 She was nuts. 300 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:08,981 Right, that's guy language for she had feelings and I couldn't deal with them. 301 00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:12,452 No, she read tarot cards to a parakeet, she was nuts. 302 00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,190 God, I can't believe this guy in my store. 303 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:20,627 He's systematically swapping software, left and right. 304 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:23,930 Systematically swapping software, talk about alliteration. 305 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,134 Gotta get the good allergy medicine 306 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:31,103 -No, no. Nasal-Free, doesn't help me. 307 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,439 Nasal-Free, helps everyone. 308 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,507 Antihistamine doesn't penetrate, it doesn't help me. 309 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,543 Oh yeah, right. You hear that all the time. 310 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,211 Antihistamine, doesn't penetrate. 311 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,386 Do you have Aller-Drip 4-hour relief? 312 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,187 I have the 12-hour relief. 313 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,022 Work very well. 314 00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:52,592 Can't use the 12-hour relief. It stops working after six hours. 315 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,362 Then you can't take more medicine, for another six hours. 316 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:59,399 Or you risk excessive nervousness and dizziness and, if I were a child excitability 317 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:00,833 I need the four hour relief. 318 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,871 I have Nasal 319 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:08,107 No, forget it. It doesn't work. 320 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,976 The antihistamine doesn't penetrate. 321 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,145 What does that mean? 322 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,213 I don't know. 323 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:19,752 How about you? Any exciting romance stories? 324 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:23,423 No. I was seeing this guy until recently, but... 325 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:26,526 I don't know maybe it was the wrong guy or the wrong time. 326 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:29,095 Or he was the right guy and I'm the wrong woman, I just don't know. 327 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,298 I don't have the answers to anything anymore. 328 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,366 Capital of Idaho? 329 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:34,467 It's Boise. 330 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,535 There you go. 331 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:43,676 I love this song so much. 332 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,645 I love this song. 333 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:48,648 * Baby I'm a want you 334 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:51,384 * Baby I'm a need you 335 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:57,123 * You're the only one I ever cared about 336 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:01,561 * Baby I'm crazy 337 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:04,664 * But I just can't live without 338 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:08,167 * Your lovin' and affection 339 00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,336 * Give me direction 340 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:10,503 Do you like fishing? 341 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,071 What? 342 00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:13,272 Do you like fishing? 343 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:16,275 Yeah, I love fishing, love it. 344 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:20,647 I um, used to be a big angler in college. 345 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,014 -Yeah. 346 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,384 Alright, we're going to the marina. 347 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:25,852 Really? 348 00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:29,756 A colleague of mine, actually my old professor, Dr. Zalkind. 349 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,257 He's ah rented a boat. 350 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:32,325 Are you gonna catch a bass? 351 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:37,330 Bass, the fish? 352 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:41,668 Would you like to talk about what's bothering us? 353 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,069 Boring. 354 00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:45,271 Let's talk about your job. 355 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:50,843 Well, I'm entomologist. 356 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:52,945 Those are bugs, right? 357 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,182 Yes, well, technically insect. 358 00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:57,249 Is correct. 359 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:02,154 Bugs, are a type of insect. 360 00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:05,525 Belonging to the order of Hemiptera 361 00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:08,761 of which there about 4,500 species in North America alone, 362 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:12,164 and over 40,000 species world wide. 363 00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:15,301 Almost all true bugs have a front pair of wings, which fold... 364 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:37,289 What's your problem? 365 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,191 Okay, we're going to Vivaldi. 366 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,029 We had to flip the coin thirteen times. 367 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,898 Thirteen out of twenty-five, just to make sure it wasn't a fluke. 368 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:48,801 -Uh huh. 369 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:51,237 We didn't want it to be a fluke. 370 00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,140 What are you doing? 371 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,342 I didn't mean anything that all right? It's cool, it's fine. 372 00:22:57,844 --> 00:22:59,378 It's a reflex. 373 00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:01,548 -Yeah, it's like a muscle thing. 374 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:04,784 I don't know who you date, but I don't get physical, on first dates. 375 00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:08,387 And maybe not even third, so just get it out of your head. 376 00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:09,456 Whatever. 377 00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:14,160 You know... 378 00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:20,733 I'm sorry. -Time out. 379 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,102 -It was a reflex. -Time out. 380 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:24,471 It was just a reflex. 381 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,541 I'm in the twilight zone right now this... 382 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:30,677 you don't do that, Bobby. 383 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:31,778 What? 384 00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:33,012 Do you date a lot? 385 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,180 Yeah, all the time. 386 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,948 Well then, who does that with you? 387 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:38,084 -Everybody. -Nobody does that with you. 388 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,319 What's your philosophy? 389 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:42,689 What? 390 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,491 Your philosophy. 391 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:48,227 Yeah, everyone's got one it's like having a telephone or a liver. 392 00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:50,997 -I don't know. -C'mon, yeah. 393 00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:54,400 -I don't have one. -Everyone's got one. What's your perspective on the world? 394 00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:55,668 Well, let's see. 395 00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:59,772 My philosophy is... 396 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:02,008 Well, okay. 397 00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:04,110 I believe we were all put on this earth together and we should take care of 398 00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:06,212 each other and nurture each other. 399 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,415 It's a very isolated place, this planet earth. 400 00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:11,618 You know, not many people care about each other. 401 00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:14,554 It really bothers me, I've been thinking about this a lot. 402 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:16,322 I don't know. Why do you ask me? 403 00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:20,226 That's what I think. What's yours 404 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:21,293 My philosophy? 405 00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:29,368 You can't do that to me. 406 00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:32,371 -Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 407 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:38,044 -I just don't kiss on a first date. -Okay! 408 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:40,279 -That's all, I don't! -I get it, I get it. 409 00:24:40,346 --> 00:24:41,347 I don't kiss! 410 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:53,693 This is so weird. 411 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,227 I don't even know you. 412 00:24:55,294 --> 00:24:57,396 I don't do things like this ever. 413 00:24:58,464 --> 00:24:59,932 No don't think about things. 414 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:02,434 Don't think, it just ruins it. 415 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:04,170 Maybe you're right. 416 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:08,775 Can I just tell you what I was thinking though, real quick? 417 00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:11,443 Well. 418 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,682 What if... 419 00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:18,751 What if I'm sabotaging a good relationship 420 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,887 with premature sex, you know? 421 00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:24,724 I mean, what if this fosters a false sense of intimacy which... 422 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:27,093 ...which... 423 00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:30,129 feels really good at the time, but is only a fabrication 424 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:32,264 based on what we think we should feel 425 00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:33,633 when we're having sex 426 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,170 What if this false sense of intimacy precludes 427 00:25:38,237 --> 00:25:42,441 any natural interaction necessary for true intimacy? 428 00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:48,981 I liked it when you were kissing my fingers. 429 00:25:55,021 --> 00:25:56,022 Okay. 430 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:01,728 Where are we going? 431 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:04,496 I thought we'd get something to eat. 432 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:05,865 Yeah, you're hungry, right? 433 00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:07,066 Right. 434 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:09,168 Man: Lucy! Woman: Lucy! 435 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:11,871 Baby, what are you doing here? 436 00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:13,405 What a lovely surprise? 437 00:26:13,472 --> 00:26:15,875 -Hi. -Hey. -Hi. 438 00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:17,376 -I like your hair. -Thanks. 439 00:26:17,443 --> 00:26:19,746 -Oh, I did wash it dad. 440 00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:21,547 -I'm Barry. 441 00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:22,548 -Hi Barry. -Hello. 442 00:26:22,615 --> 00:26:23,883 Barry, meaning what? 443 00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:26,318 Barry, meaning, very good looking. 444 00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:28,220 What's your vocation, Barry? 445 00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:31,123 Dad, nobody says vocation anymore. -His job! 446 00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:32,524 I own a computer store. 447 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,293 That's good, that's good I'm in textiles. 448 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,762 We were just gonna go get something to eat somewhere around here... 449 00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,129 Do you use business software? 450 00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:39,899 Oh, hay fever... 451 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:42,468 Oh, I have Nasal-free! 452 00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:44,170 Now, she's gonna be all drippy... 453 00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:46,238 I had Nasal-Free and she doesn't want it. 454 00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:48,240 -Doesn't work. -Oh. 455 00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:50,810 I have Aller-Drip at home, you like Aller-Drip, it's the 12-hour relief! 456 00:26:50,877 --> 00:26:53,112 Mom, I can only use the 4 457 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:54,814 Hey, have you guys eaten? 458 00:26:54,881 --> 00:26:56,983 -We're going to eat. -I haven't even had lunch today, I'm starving. 459 00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:59,251 Of course, your starving. Listen, we live right around the corner. 460 00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:02,188 I don't want to spoil your date but, how would you like a little brisket? 461 00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:04,390 Oh, how about a lot of brisket? 462 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,625 -Yeah! Just to tide you over. -I would love that. 463 00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:08,627 C'mon, let's go! 464 00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:11,397 C'mon, don't be so stiff. 465 00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:12,932 I'm on a date! 466 00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:20,172 So, what happened to your wrist? 467 00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:22,441 Well, I never roller bladed before and I... 468 00:27:22,508 --> 00:27:25,444 And you fell trying to stop and you dislocated the scaphoid bone in the left 469 00:27:25,511 --> 00:27:26,946 carcass of your wrist. 470 00:27:27,013 --> 00:27:28,681 Yeah, that's the exact thing. 471 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:33,485 Dr. Zalkind: Luke! 472 00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:37,089 Lucy, meet my mentor, father figure and all around orthopedic god, 473 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,958 Mort Zalkind. 474 00:27:39,025 --> 00:27:42,161 Don't forget about the orthopedic god's beautiful daughter, Eve. 475 00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:44,864 Wow. 476 00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:50,369 Last time I saw you, you must have been like, eleven. 477 00:27:50,436 --> 00:27:52,438 Twelve. 478 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,907 I was taking riding lessons, and you came to one of our barbecues. 479 00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:56,408 And I showed you how to ride on... 480 00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:58,444 ...on a horse in a natural way. 481 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:01,981 Give with the animal, give with the animal, give with the animal, yes! 482 00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:05,017 Oh, you were wonderful. 483 00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:06,886 Eve has a great memory. 484 00:28:06,953 --> 00:28:09,388 Yeah, evidently. 485 00:28:09,455 --> 00:28:12,358 So, what do you say, we hook some serious bass, huh? 486 00:28:13,659 --> 00:28:14,827 What happened to your wrist? 487 00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:16,695 I broke it in karate class. 488 00:28:30,409 --> 00:28:33,012 Maybe, you should go easy on the wine for a wee bit, eh? 489 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:40,987 -Hey! -Sorry. 490 00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:44,556 She's just come back from Antarctica. 491 00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:48,527 Here's to abstinence. 492 00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:57,603 I'd just like to, propose a toast. 493 00:28:58,670 --> 00:28:59,671 You and me. 494 00:29:00,272 --> 00:29:01,841 Lucy, and Doug. 495 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,945 Two people who have been through... 496 00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:10,249 a little bit of pain, and probably quite a lot of, 497 00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:13,019 bitching and moaning about life. 498 00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,086 So... 499 00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:18,057 Whether it be separate or together. 500 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,061 Whether it be near or far. 501 00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:26,198 Let's drink to the happiness that awaits us. 502 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:31,003 And embrace the great cosmic process that 503 00:29:31,070 --> 00:29:33,005 placed us here. 504 00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:34,573 Together. 505 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:35,641 Tonight. 506 00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:44,716 Cheers. 507 00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:53,826 That was really beautiful. 508 00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:55,962 Even entomologists have their moments. 509 00:30:08,774 --> 00:30:11,343 Only me and god know how I feel right now. 510 00:30:17,783 --> 00:30:21,620 I'm not god, of course. 511 00:30:21,687 --> 00:30:26,025 -Uh huh. 512 00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:29,695 Like you were floating, very gently. 513 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,830 On a raft. 514 00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:34,500 Down a long, slow river. 515 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,136 Very peacefully. 516 00:30:38,137 --> 00:30:41,107 How did you know that? 517 00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:44,143 Are you psychic? -No, No. 518 00:30:45,912 --> 00:30:49,615 -You promise that you won't think that I'm... -No. 519 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:52,118 -going crazy if I tell you. -No, I promise. 520 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,185 I can, 521 00:30:54,553 --> 00:30:57,656 sense your energy around. 522 00:30:57,723 --> 00:31:00,459 You can sense my energy? 523 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:04,596 I can sense, I can feel, your energy. 524 00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:09,568 Wow. 525 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:12,738 What? 526 00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:17,043 Nothing, you're a much more advanced creature than I am. 527 00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:21,480 -No. -Yeah, you are I'm totally unspiritual. 528 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:26,685 Never feel anybody's energy. I never pick up on vibes or notice karma 529 00:31:26,752 --> 00:31:28,820 or anything like that. 530 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,390 -I've always tried to, too. -Yeah, but that's okay. 531 00:31:31,457 --> 00:31:33,425 No it's not. 532 00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:37,496 Believe me, I'm spiritually defective. It's always bothered me. 533 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:39,431 Yeah, that was a great year... 534 00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:46,405 They expanded the roster to September and they called me up. 535 00:31:46,472 --> 00:31:48,674 There's way too much emphasis on sports in America. 536 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:50,609 Oh, give me a break! 537 00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:53,612 We have country full of pubescent men who find it easier to care about football, 538 00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:55,181 then they do their own families or destinies. 539 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,715 What kind of crud is that, huh? 540 00:31:56,782 --> 00:31:58,985 -It's not crud. -Sit down, you animal. -Quiet. 541 00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:01,220 Women don't understand sports, so they bash it. 542 00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:03,022 I'm not bashing sports. 543 00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:06,292 I'm just saying that men have found an easy outlet for their frustrations 544 00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:08,594 by placing it all on their favorite sports teams. 545 00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:10,029 What frustrations? 546 00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:12,798 Sexual frustrations, work related frustrations... 547 00:32:12,864 --> 00:32:14,466 Hey, let me tell you something. 548 00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:16,702 -I am not frustrated. -I didn't say you were. 549 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,605 I have a humongous sex life. 550 00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:21,873 Humungous. 551 00:32:25,711 --> 00:32:27,813 -Ah, have a seat. C'mon. -Thanks. 552 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:32,351 So, Barry. 553 00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:34,286 What can I tell you about my lovely daughter? 554 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:35,921 -Nothing, nothing. -Everything. 555 00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:38,090 It can't be that bad? 556 00:32:38,157 --> 00:32:42,194 Well, first thing you should know is very stubborn, extremely stubborn. 557 00:32:42,261 --> 00:32:44,396 That's a fair assessment, don't you think? 558 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:45,431 I wouldn't know, dad. 559 00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:46,865 I mean it as a compliment. 560 00:32:46,932 --> 00:32:49,201 She may not take it as a compliment, Jack. 561 00:32:49,268 --> 00:32:52,738 Well, she thinks everything I say is some kind of attack, but that's another story. 562 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,240 How do you like your coffee, Barry? 563 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:56,275 Black's fine. 564 00:32:56,342 --> 00:33:00,312 When she was a little girl, she had her heart set on becoming a ballerina. 565 00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:03,882 Dad, my heart wasn't set I was interested for a few years, that's all. 566 00:33:03,949 --> 00:33:07,753 Interested? Honey, we could not get you out of that tutu. She went to sleep in it. 567 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,988 Yeah, but she didn't have the arches, did ya, honey? 568 00:33:10,056 --> 00:33:13,225 No. No arch whatsoever. Barry, her feet are flat as a board. 569 00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:14,926 You cannot dance on those feet. 570 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,662 She has your feet. 571 00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:18,364 Well, it's genetic. 572 00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:20,332 The stubbornness? That doesn't come from me. 573 00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:22,834 -Show him your feet. -No, I'm not showing him my feet. 574 00:33:22,901 --> 00:33:24,903 It's not like showing him your breasts, honey. 575 00:33:24,970 --> 00:33:27,506 -Oh, gosh, mom! -Don't show him your breasts. 576 00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:28,574 It's okay. 577 00:33:29,975 --> 00:33:32,010 I'm not showing anybody, anything. 578 00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:33,579 See Barry? Stubborn. 579 00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:35,081 Told ya. 580 00:33:35,147 --> 00:33:36,748 I'm in hell. 581 00:33:43,922 --> 00:33:45,857 Think I got something. 582 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,828 I just can't seem to hold this steady. 583 00:33:50,896 --> 00:33:51,897 Well... 584 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:56,968 The problem is, you're holding it with one hand. 585 00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,805 Here, how's that there, huh? 586 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,973 That's much better. 587 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,009 You know, you're really great with the rod. 588 00:34:04,076 --> 00:34:06,912 Lucy: You're really great with the rod, you're really great with the rod. 589 00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:08,380 I beg your pardon? 590 00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:09,915 Huh 591 00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:11,650 Nothing. 592 00:34:13,852 --> 00:34:15,321 So Eve, what do you do for a living? 593 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:16,388 I train dogs. 594 00:34:17,156 --> 00:34:18,957 Awww, that's so nice. 595 00:34:19,024 --> 00:34:20,526 It's amazing, Luke. 596 00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:24,963 You should see her with these huge 180 pound Great Danes. 597 00:34:25,030 --> 00:34:26,498 They're like puppies with her! 598 00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:29,735 Is that right? You know I have two Rottweiler's. 599 00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:32,971 Oh my god. They're my favorite dogs. 600 00:34:33,038 --> 00:34:34,039 No kidding? 601 00:34:34,506 --> 00:34:35,507 Ugh. 602 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:41,580 Never traveled to an exotic country. 603 00:34:41,647 --> 00:34:44,783 Never learned to play a musical instrument. 604 00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:47,753 Never had a dog that really loved me. 605 00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:52,158 I mean, I had a cocker spaniel once when I was little I think he respected me, but no love. 606 00:34:56,162 --> 00:34:58,764 Never been thrown out of a restaurant before. 607 00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:07,939 You take Xanax? 608 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:12,311 No. It's my girlfriend's. 609 00:35:12,378 --> 00:35:15,181 I'm holding 'em for her. 610 00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:17,449 She gets paranoid. 611 00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:23,622 We did experiments with Xanax, on certain species of hornets. 612 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:27,493 And it was found that even in minute amounts it suppressed their aggression. 613 00:35:29,195 --> 00:35:31,230 Makes sense. 614 00:35:31,297 --> 00:35:33,232 You think I have too much aggression? 615 00:35:36,168 --> 00:35:37,169 Is that right? 616 00:35:38,003 --> 00:35:39,405 Okay. 617 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:40,472 How's that for aggression? 618 00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:44,610 You really shouldn't have done that. 619 00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:47,879 Why not? 620 00:35:49,215 --> 00:35:51,950 With the amount of alcohol you have in your system? 621 00:35:52,017 --> 00:35:54,286 You're very likely to lapse into a coma. 622 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:01,827 I can sense the energy from your earlobe. 623 00:36:04,062 --> 00:36:06,832 You see, that proves that you are spiritual. 624 00:36:10,436 --> 00:36:11,770 -Yes. 625 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:13,672 Very. 626 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:25,016 You have the air of the city in you. 627 00:36:33,091 --> 00:36:35,994 Wasn't that from your first play? 628 00:36:36,962 --> 00:36:37,963 Yes. 629 00:36:39,164 --> 00:36:41,733 I remember that character. 630 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:45,371 The one who thinks he's the reincarnation of Julius Caesar. 631 00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:47,239 -Very good. -Yeah. 632 00:36:48,774 --> 00:36:50,141 I really liked him. 633 00:36:50,909 --> 00:36:51,910 Me too. 634 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,647 Wait. 635 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:58,484 His name Gabriel, wasn't it? 636 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:01,320 Yes, it's an autobiographical play. 637 00:37:05,324 --> 00:37:07,893 You were Julius Caesar in a former life? 638 00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:11,663 Yes. 639 00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:15,767 Problem? 640 00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:40,959 Great Brisket, Mrs. F. 641 00:37:41,026 --> 00:37:41,927 It's good, mom. 642 00:37:41,993 --> 00:37:43,895 Have some more! 643 00:37:43,962 --> 00:37:46,698 -Have as much as you like! -Mom, it's late. 644 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:51,403 -Honey, he likes it. -We're on a date! 645 00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:54,773 -Oh my god! I'm sorry. -It's okay. 646 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,342 Look at that? 647 00:37:56,408 --> 00:37:58,510 -Stay there, stay there. -Get some club soda. 648 00:37:58,577 --> 00:38:01,447 -Club soda! -Forget the club soda you have to burn that thing. 649 00:38:01,513 --> 00:38:02,648 You know what... 650 00:38:02,714 --> 00:38:04,383 -...I've got shirts I never wear. -Here we are. 651 00:38:04,450 --> 00:38:06,017 -Oh! -My god! 652 00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:07,753 Easy, baby. C'mon. 653 00:38:07,819 --> 00:38:09,220 I've got shirts, I'll give you a shirt. 654 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:10,989 -They're in Lucy's closet. -Okay. 655 00:38:11,056 --> 00:38:12,658 This is why I don't bring people home. 656 00:38:12,724 --> 00:38:14,760 But Lucy, Lucy! 657 00:38:14,826 --> 00:38:15,961 -I love him! -Good, mom. 658 00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:18,797 Oh, I love him. 659 00:38:18,864 --> 00:38:22,468 This is Lucy's room. We've preserved everything exactly as it was. 660 00:38:22,534 --> 00:38:25,637 -Just like a shrine. -You can leave, I'll find a shirt, thanks dad. 661 00:38:25,704 --> 00:38:26,705 Thank you very much. 662 00:38:27,873 --> 00:38:31,009 -It's Gogan. -Mhm. 663 00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:33,979 It's my second favorite artist, behind Modigliani. 664 00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:37,248 Really? Modigliani's my fourth favorite behind 665 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:39,618 Matisse, Vehemere and Hockney. 666 00:38:39,685 --> 00:38:43,254 But Tahiti's my favorite island that I've never been to. 667 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:46,525 Ahead of Maui, Madagascar, and Guam. 668 00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:48,960 Me too. 669 00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:50,962 -Mhm. 670 00:38:52,498 --> 00:38:53,932 We gotta go there. 671 00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:55,934 After dinner. 672 00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:57,403 Hit the road. 673 00:38:57,469 --> 00:38:58,937 I'll just change my shirt. 674 00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:01,039 I'll go get you one. 675 00:39:02,107 --> 00:39:04,242 I don't know what's in here but he has... 676 00:39:04,309 --> 00:39:05,511 Hey, George Michael. 677 00:39:05,577 --> 00:39:06,745 Ahh! 678 00:39:07,913 --> 00:39:09,548 You guys were really in love. 679 00:39:09,615 --> 00:39:10,749 Just get a shirt. 680 00:39:17,923 --> 00:39:18,924 Where you going? 681 00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:21,493 I'm not gonna watch you get naked. 682 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,395 Well, why not? Somebody has to. 683 00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:30,135 -I was not peeking. 684 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:32,971 I was looking at the plaster on the door. 685 00:39:33,939 --> 00:39:34,940 It's falling. 686 00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:36,875 Gotta fix it. 687 00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:45,016 Oh! That is the ugliest shirt you've ever worn. 688 00:39:46,618 --> 00:39:48,454 You've only known me for one day. 689 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,156 No, belive me, it's horrible. 690 00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:57,663 -Something... 691 00:39:57,729 --> 00:40:00,532 No there's something behind here. 692 00:40:00,599 --> 00:40:01,600 Oh, let me see. 693 00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:06,672 It's a little ticket tag or something. 694 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:07,973 Ticket tag? 695 00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:09,040 It's the dry-cleaning thing. 696 00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:13,078 Can't get it. 697 00:40:25,624 --> 00:40:28,694 There was a tag on his shirt and it was itching... 698 00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:36,367 Okay. 699 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:37,903 Your mother has pound cake. 700 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:44,943 -Yes! -It's coming! 701 00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:46,778 -I can feel it! -It's coming! 702 00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:48,614 -Oh yes, yes! -It's coming. 703 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,982 -Yes, this is amazing! -It's coming! 704 00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:52,884 It's coming, yes! 705 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,520 -Luke, it's huge! -You got it! 706 00:40:54,586 --> 00:40:56,555 Pull it in! It's coming! 707 00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:03,795 Jo: Hello? 708 00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:04,630 Jo? 709 00:41:04,696 --> 00:41:06,665 Jo, it's Lucy. 710 00:41:06,732 --> 00:41:10,435 -I am on a boat with an amazing man, right now. 711 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:12,470 -It's working out with Luke. -Yes! 712 00:41:12,538 --> 00:41:14,540 No, no, no! 713 00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:17,943 He's flirting with his colleague's daughter, she's making a big play for him. 714 00:41:18,009 --> 00:41:19,911 -Oh, someone else is flirting with him too. 715 00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:23,181 -Don't panic. It's okay! -Show him your tush! 716 00:41:23,248 --> 00:41:24,916 What? No, Melissa! 717 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:27,586 -Don't get upset, be cool. -She needs the advantage. 718 00:41:28,253 --> 00:41:30,488 Stay in the game, Lucy. 719 00:41:30,556 --> 00:41:34,259 What if I'm not tan enough, Jo? I'm not tan, and I can't fake my way around it! 720 00:41:37,128 --> 00:41:38,897 This is awful, Jo. 721 00:41:38,964 --> 00:41:40,431 LUKE: Eve you hooked a ten pounder! 722 00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:43,602 Great! Fish! 723 00:41:43,669 --> 00:41:45,937 -My brain. 724 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,939 It's turning into oatmeal. 725 00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:49,007 I can't. 726 00:41:50,108 --> 00:41:51,109 I can't think. 727 00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:55,513 No, I can't breathe. 728 00:41:55,581 --> 00:41:58,850 The tranquilizers are kicking in, that's all. 729 00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:00,752 -I can't breathe, I'm gonna die. -Stay calm 730 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,288 -I'm gonna die. -Stay calm. 731 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:06,424 -Stay calm. -Please, somebody help me. 732 00:42:10,829 --> 00:42:13,031 I'm lapsing! 733 00:42:13,098 --> 00:42:15,233 I'm lapsing into a coma! 734 00:42:18,403 --> 00:42:19,404 Help me up! 735 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:25,844 -I feel good now! 736 00:42:25,911 --> 00:42:28,013 Let's have a snowball fight! 737 00:42:31,316 --> 00:42:34,085 So did I tell you I'm doing a piece on all 738 00:42:34,152 --> 00:42:37,188 You know Ram Chargers, Isuzu Troopers, stuff like that? 739 00:42:37,255 --> 00:42:39,725 How they symbolize sexual power in men and women. 740 00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:44,195 Gabriel? 741 00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:50,802 We need to get to know each other a little bit better. 742 00:42:50,869 --> 00:42:53,004 Well that's impossible, we just slept with each other. 743 00:42:59,144 --> 00:43:00,646 Did you salt the water? 744 00:43:00,712 --> 00:43:02,080 Oh, no. 745 00:43:02,147 --> 00:43:04,783 Well, see? There's something we can do that is not sexual. 746 00:43:04,850 --> 00:43:06,184 We can salt the water. 747 00:43:08,019 --> 00:43:09,020 So to speak. 748 00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:27,538 -Yeah, it was good. 749 00:43:29,207 --> 00:43:31,342 It was old, but good. 750 00:43:32,410 --> 00:43:34,112 That's a nice critique. 751 00:43:37,215 --> 00:43:39,617 Do you have an appointment? 752 00:43:39,685 --> 00:43:44,155 No, I'm just a little antsy, sorry. 753 00:43:44,222 --> 00:43:46,892 Right, it's been over an hour and nobody's asked you for your autograph. 754 00:43:50,929 --> 00:43:53,364 -Nothing. 755 00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:55,701 Nothing. 756 00:43:57,502 --> 00:44:01,039 Now, I know exactly your type of guy. 757 00:44:01,106 --> 00:44:04,342 Maybe you need to go out with a, you know like a dead fruit. 758 00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:06,712 Like Mozart, here. 759 00:44:06,778 --> 00:44:10,949 Well, he did write forty one symphonies. 760 00:44:11,016 --> 00:44:14,552 And I hit forty one home runs in the triple A in '79. 761 00:44:14,619 --> 00:44:16,654 He also wrote operas and quartets... 762 00:44:16,722 --> 00:44:18,990 And I won rookie of the year. 763 00:44:19,057 --> 00:44:20,759 He played for royalty when he was nine. 764 00:44:20,826 --> 00:44:23,628 You know what? Forget this, okay? 765 00:44:26,364 --> 00:44:29,100 Look how boney her knees were, oh my god! 766 00:44:30,201 --> 00:44:31,536 What a dork. 767 00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:38,009 -I used to play on that statue. 768 00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:40,311 Might have seen you. 769 00:44:40,378 --> 00:44:41,813 -Hey, hey. -Hey, hey. 770 00:44:46,484 --> 00:44:49,620 You were such a tomboy, remember? Honey, you thought she was going to be gay? 771 00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:57,628 Honey, wasn't that the day you got your first menstrual cramp? 772 00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:00,732 -I think she's still having it. -I'm out of here, that is it! 773 00:45:00,799 --> 00:45:02,567 Sweetie? 774 00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:08,673 I'm having fun. They're sweet. 775 00:45:08,740 --> 00:45:12,677 Sweet? First it's flat feet, now it's menstrual cramps? 776 00:45:16,147 --> 00:45:18,083 My parents were exactly the same way. 777 00:45:21,987 --> 00:45:23,855 I've never walked out in the middle of a movie. 778 00:45:23,922 --> 00:45:26,657 Oh, there's Lucy in high school. Barry, check this out. 779 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:29,494 You promised me you would cut these scenes out, you promised me, both of you. 780 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,964 Why? You look lovely honey. You look lovely with the black lipstick. 781 00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:36,868 Oh, you were incredible. You were so angry! Look at that black lipstick! 782 00:45:36,935 --> 00:45:37,936 Yeah. 783 00:45:38,837 --> 00:45:40,505 Wow. 784 00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:42,874 Remember honey, I was gonna send you to boarding school in Switzerland? 785 00:45:44,709 --> 00:45:47,979 They sent her home from school she used to walk around with a skull. 786 00:45:48,046 --> 00:45:49,915 It was freaking out all the other kids. 787 00:45:51,682 --> 00:45:52,683 Really? 788 00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:57,255 Lucy? 789 00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:03,528 You guys up for some tennis? 790 00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:05,663 Well, how could she play, with a broken wrist? 791 00:46:05,730 --> 00:46:06,832 That's true. 792 00:46:06,898 --> 00:46:07,966 You and I can play. 793 00:46:08,033 --> 00:46:10,301 I'm playing. I'm playing. 794 00:46:14,372 --> 00:46:15,573 Yes! 795 00:46:16,507 --> 00:46:18,176 What? 796 00:46:18,243 --> 00:46:20,078 Are you trying to kill her? 797 00:46:20,145 --> 00:46:21,146 Just trying to win. 798 00:46:34,159 --> 00:46:37,228 You get your kicks serving aces past girls and old men? 799 00:46:37,295 --> 00:46:39,397 Hey, who are you calling an old man? 800 00:46:39,464 --> 00:46:41,466 I'm not a girl! Thank you. 801 00:46:41,532 --> 00:46:43,334 I'm not sure I understand, what's the matter. 802 00:46:43,401 --> 00:46:44,903 Do you have a problem being competitive? 803 00:46:45,570 --> 00:46:47,138 40 - 15. 804 00:46:47,205 --> 00:46:49,340 MORT: Don't worry honey, just keep your eye on the balls. 805 00:46:51,676 --> 00:46:53,979 I think you serve great, Luke. 806 00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:55,313 There, she thinks I serve great! 807 00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:56,614 Yeah, why don't you marry her? 808 00:46:58,449 --> 00:47:02,087 Hey. Look I'm really sorry. Why's this turning into an issue? 809 00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:04,155 We're just playing a game of tennis, that's all. 810 00:47:04,222 --> 00:47:05,223 Loosen up! 811 00:47:06,124 --> 00:47:07,258 Loosen up? 812 00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:08,559 What does that mean? 813 00:47:10,295 --> 00:47:13,164 I'm not a loose person. I'm strung at this tension all the time. 814 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:15,967 Ah! 815 00:47:17,969 --> 00:47:21,839 So we got married and, you know everything seemed fairly idyllic. 816 00:47:24,409 --> 00:47:28,113 After a while that mystical bond... 817 00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:31,316 started to dissolve. 818 00:47:32,918 --> 00:47:35,420 And all we had left was friendship. 819 00:47:35,486 --> 00:47:37,622 And that's not enough for marriage. 820 00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:43,028 At least that's what she said and she was right, I know that. 821 00:47:43,094 --> 00:47:49,800 Women are much braver then men. You know men are much more reluctant to end things. 822 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:53,704 I think we should get married. 823 00:47:55,073 --> 00:47:56,942 Excuse me? 824 00:47:57,008 --> 00:47:59,144 I mean, you're a fairly reasonable guy. 825 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:02,580 You know, I'm a reasonable girl. 826 00:48:02,647 --> 00:48:07,685 We probably have approximately the same taste in things. 827 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:10,888 I just... 828 00:48:14,092 --> 00:48:15,893 We should just um, 829 00:48:15,961 --> 00:48:18,863 economize our time, what do you say? 830 00:48:20,865 --> 00:48:21,866 Well... 831 00:48:24,202 --> 00:48:26,237 It's a little out of the blue. 832 00:48:37,815 --> 00:48:38,916 We need squash. 833 00:48:40,451 --> 00:48:41,686 We do? 834 00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:43,821 Yeah, of course, of course. It goes with the sauce. 835 00:48:43,888 --> 00:48:45,290 I'm gonna go down and get some. 836 00:48:45,356 --> 00:48:49,027 -No, I can go. You can stay and keep cooking. -Okay. 837 00:48:58,436 --> 00:48:59,937 I'm just gonna get some air. 838 00:49:11,016 --> 00:49:12,017 I'll be back. 839 00:49:13,151 --> 00:49:14,385 -Ciao. -Bye. 840 00:50:06,071 --> 00:50:08,973 I can't believe I agreed to this. 841 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:13,378 We are talking a top memorabilia show here. 842 00:50:13,444 --> 00:50:15,546 Teaneck, New Jersey. 843 00:50:15,613 --> 00:50:18,483 You wait and see, they're gonna roll out the red carpet when I show up. 844 00:50:19,884 --> 00:50:20,885 I really can't wait. 845 00:50:21,552 --> 00:50:22,553 It'll be fun. 846 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:36,801 Hey, how are ya? 847 00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:42,039 This is why America's disintegrating. 848 00:50:42,107 --> 00:50:43,741 Are you kidding me? This is what makes America great. 849 00:50:43,808 --> 00:50:45,143 You think they got this in France? 850 00:50:45,210 --> 00:50:47,178 God, I hope not. 851 00:50:47,245 --> 00:50:48,246 Bobby Staley! 852 00:50:51,982 --> 00:50:53,884 Bobby Staley, was an '86 Met. 853 00:50:53,951 --> 00:50:55,520 -Good. 854 00:50:55,586 --> 00:50:57,054 This is my son, Mr. Staley. 855 00:50:57,122 --> 00:50:59,457 -Tommy. 856 00:51:06,264 --> 00:51:09,234 You know how many times I faced down the line? Nine. 857 00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:10,235 You know how many times I struck out? 858 00:51:10,301 --> 00:51:11,436 -Exactly! 859 00:51:13,304 --> 00:51:15,706 Nine times, but I hit one great foul ball. 860 00:51:22,313 --> 00:51:26,083 Bobby, that was really inspiring in there. 861 00:51:26,151 --> 00:51:27,852 The way that you talked to those people. 862 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:29,687 You made their night. 863 00:51:29,754 --> 00:51:31,989 I told you, it's fun. 864 00:51:32,056 --> 00:51:36,761 It's fascinating. You are an icon of childhood to all of those men in there. 865 00:51:36,827 --> 00:51:38,863 What do you mean? 866 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:40,331 You're an icon. 867 00:51:42,133 --> 00:51:43,134 It's poignant. 868 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:46,271 See... 869 00:51:46,337 --> 00:51:49,674 Men are uncomfortable with the reality that they're getting older, you know. 870 00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:53,144 That their dreams didn't turn out the way they thought and by clutching onto sports 871 00:51:53,211 --> 00:51:55,780 memorabilia they clutch at their childhood. 872 00:51:55,846 --> 00:51:58,983 That time in life when everything was before them and none of their dreams were 873 00:51:59,049 --> 00:52:02,420 shattered. And you represent a baseball player they watched when they were young. 874 00:52:02,487 --> 00:52:05,223 Therefore you are the icon of their lost youth. 875 00:52:08,359 --> 00:52:10,828 Has anybody ever told you, that you think too much? 876 00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:15,500 My whole life. 877 00:52:15,566 --> 00:52:18,503 'Cause you are the icon of too much thinking. 878 00:52:19,404 --> 00:52:21,239 There isn't any such thing. 879 00:52:21,306 --> 00:52:22,473 Oh yes there is. 880 00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:23,541 And you're it. 881 00:52:25,276 --> 00:52:27,612 You know I really think we make a great doubles team. 882 00:52:28,879 --> 00:52:30,448 Really? 883 00:52:30,515 --> 00:52:33,484 Oh, yeah. Can you believe how pushy Eve was? 884 00:52:33,551 --> 00:52:38,022 Oh Luke, help me catch a fish. Oh Luke, you serve so well. 885 00:52:38,088 --> 00:52:41,025 I couldn't wait to get away from her just so we could spend some time together. 886 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,595 Really? 887 00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:47,265 You know, I had to be nice to her because of her dad. 888 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,304 You're gonna, think this is silly, but... 889 00:52:53,371 --> 00:52:54,605 I got you a present. 890 00:52:56,941 --> 00:52:59,777 You got me a present? When 891 00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:01,746 When we were grocery shopping. 892 00:53:01,812 --> 00:53:05,550 You were picking out the champagne, and I snuck next door and I got you something. 893 00:53:05,616 --> 00:53:06,817 What is it? 894 00:53:06,884 --> 00:53:09,186 Well, open it, you might hate it. 895 00:53:09,254 --> 00:53:13,391 I doubt it. That is really sweet of you, you didn't have to do that. 896 00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:16,594 Although, I do like getting presents. 897 00:53:23,768 --> 00:53:25,370 Open the inside cover. 898 00:53:29,874 --> 00:53:33,678 To Lucy, loafe with me on the on the grass 899 00:53:33,744 --> 00:53:36,714 loose the stop from your throat. 900 00:53:36,781 --> 00:53:39,450 Not words, not music, or rhyme 901 00:53:39,517 --> 00:53:41,252 I want not custom or lecture. 902 00:53:41,319 --> 00:53:43,053 Not even the best. 903 00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,423 Only the lull I like 904 00:53:45,490 --> 00:53:47,492 the hum of your valved voice. 905 00:53:54,499 --> 00:53:55,500 Thank you. 906 00:54:38,576 --> 00:54:39,577 Doug. 907 00:54:41,312 --> 00:54:42,313 Huh? 908 00:54:43,047 --> 00:54:44,682 What time is it? 909 00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:47,151 It's about, oneish. 910 00:54:47,217 --> 00:54:48,353 How you feeling? 911 00:54:51,856 --> 00:54:52,857 Not good. 912 00:54:56,594 --> 00:54:59,797 I'm so sorry for the way that I acted tonight. 913 00:54:59,864 --> 00:55:02,667 I'm really, 914 00:55:04,769 --> 00:55:05,770 embarrassed. 915 00:55:06,771 --> 00:55:08,506 You weren't that bad. 916 00:55:08,573 --> 00:55:13,077 I mean, you were drunk. That's scientific fact. 917 00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:14,144 But, 918 00:55:16,381 --> 00:55:19,350 I feel somewhat transformed by our... 919 00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:21,318 date. 920 00:55:21,919 --> 00:55:22,920 How? 921 00:55:23,988 --> 00:55:24,989 I'm, 922 00:55:25,523 --> 00:55:26,824 some might say, 923 00:55:26,891 --> 00:55:28,959 rather, on the cautious side. 924 00:55:30,094 --> 00:55:32,430 My wife, ex wife, 925 00:55:32,497 --> 00:55:35,099 used to say that on the outside I was uptight, 926 00:55:35,165 --> 00:55:37,902 but inside, I was really uptight. 927 00:55:39,069 --> 00:55:41,138 It's not entirely true, but... 928 00:55:41,205 --> 00:55:45,743 I never imagined myself getting thrown out of a restaurant. 929 00:55:45,810 --> 00:55:49,146 Stealing a family pack of Pop Tarts, from an all night grocery store. 930 00:55:49,213 --> 00:55:52,182 You did not steal a family pack of Pop Tarts. 931 00:55:52,249 --> 00:55:54,318 You made me. 932 00:55:54,385 --> 00:55:56,320 You dared me to. You said you'd tell all your friends I was a wimp if I didn't. 933 00:55:56,387 --> 00:56:01,426 No, I was drunk but I wasn't that drunk that I don't remember stealing Pop Tarts. 934 00:56:03,394 --> 00:56:04,395 Okay. 935 00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:06,196 Strawberry. 936 00:56:07,965 --> 00:56:08,966 I'm a new man. 937 00:56:09,934 --> 00:56:10,935 Thank you very much. 938 00:56:19,477 --> 00:56:20,478 Maybe... 939 00:56:22,112 --> 00:56:24,114 Maybe we could... 940 00:56:24,181 --> 00:56:29,286 try this again sometime, you know? When I'm not so drunk and obnoxious and... 941 00:56:31,422 --> 00:56:32,423 ...stupid. 942 00:56:33,824 --> 00:56:34,825 Yeah. 943 00:56:36,326 --> 00:56:37,327 Maybe. 944 00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:40,898 Maybe. 945 00:56:49,774 --> 00:56:50,775 Thank you. 946 00:57:03,153 --> 00:57:04,154 Idiot. 947 00:57:23,541 --> 00:57:25,776 Ow, shit. 948 00:57:25,843 --> 00:57:28,045 Hey. 949 00:57:28,112 --> 00:57:31,281 Jesus, you scared me, you shouldn't sneak up on people like that. 950 00:57:31,348 --> 00:57:32,917 I didn't sneak I approached. 951 00:57:32,983 --> 00:57:35,019 No, you snuck. You snuck. 952 00:57:35,085 --> 00:57:36,386 Sorry. 953 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,288 At least you changed that shirt. 954 00:57:38,355 --> 00:57:39,757 We didn't have the most normal date. 955 00:57:39,824 --> 00:57:42,827 Yeah, well how was dinner at the folks? 956 00:57:42,893 --> 00:57:45,763 Is it true you used to carry around a little tiny picture of Spandau Ballet 957 00:57:45,830 --> 00:57:47,732 and keep it inside your training bra? 958 00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:50,134 What? 959 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,837 I mean, I thought that was pretty funny. For two years, you did that. 960 00:57:52,903 --> 00:57:54,605 My mother told you that? 961 00:57:54,672 --> 00:57:57,207 She promised she would never tell anyone. 962 00:57:57,274 --> 00:57:59,476 * This much is true 963 00:57:59,544 --> 00:58:01,245 * This much is true 964 00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:05,149 That's not funny. That's not even right. He doesn't sing it like that. 965 00:58:05,215 --> 00:58:07,818 Shut up, Barry. Get away from me. 966 00:58:07,885 --> 00:58:09,053 Leave me alone. 967 00:58:09,119 --> 00:58:12,122 * I know this much is true 968 00:58:12,189 --> 00:58:13,190 Leave me alone, Barry. 969 00:58:15,025 --> 00:58:17,962 -Hey, okay look I got you something. 970 00:58:19,063 --> 00:58:20,698 I'm not interested. 971 00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:22,800 Just take it. 972 00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:24,835 Fine. 973 00:58:33,811 --> 00:58:36,714 Aller-Drip Allergy 4-hour relief. 974 00:58:37,381 --> 00:58:38,849 Happy now? 975 00:58:38,916 --> 00:58:41,619 Where did you find the 4 976 00:58:41,686 --> 00:58:43,487 Scouted around. 977 00:58:43,554 --> 00:58:47,357 -Nobody carries this any more. -I know, I had to go to ten different places. 978 00:58:47,424 --> 00:58:50,661 You went to ten different places, for me? 979 00:58:50,728 --> 00:58:54,398 Well you know, I thought about you wandering around the streets, sneezing. 980 00:58:54,464 --> 00:58:57,702 People staring at you, I had to do something. 981 00:58:57,768 --> 00:59:01,338 -You know to take care of... 982 00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:08,012 So now, you have 4-hour relief. 983 00:59:09,413 --> 00:59:11,682 No I have 4-hour relief. 984 00:59:37,041 --> 00:59:39,309 I should probably go upstairs. 985 00:59:41,478 --> 00:59:43,513 I think I should go upstairs, too. 986 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:46,350 I don't think that's such a good idea. 987 00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:50,888 You know, good ideas are rarely appreciated in their time. 988 00:59:50,955 --> 00:59:53,157 I just don't want to rush things, you know? 989 00:59:53,223 --> 00:59:55,425 Haven't you ever just jumped into bed with someone, 990 00:59:55,492 --> 00:59:57,762 and immediately wished that you hadn't? 991 00:59:59,496 --> 01:00:00,931 No. 992 01:00:00,998 --> 01:00:02,366 Oh. Well. 993 01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:03,768 Yeah, I have. 994 01:00:06,570 --> 01:00:09,674 Although, technically, it wouldn't really be jumping in bed since you don't have 995 01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:10,741 any furniture. 996 01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:14,344 * This much is true 997 01:00:15,579 --> 01:00:17,247 Terrible singer. 998 01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:19,449 Okay. 999 01:00:20,718 --> 01:00:22,519 So, I'll call you. 1000 01:00:22,586 --> 01:00:24,689 -Promise. 1001 01:00:28,058 --> 01:00:30,260 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 1002 01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:36,834 Bye. 1003 01:00:57,688 --> 01:01:01,191 -Great. 1004 01:01:01,258 --> 01:01:04,194 You are definitely the smartest girl I've ever been out with. 1005 01:01:06,764 --> 01:01:11,268 You know in baseball, you look for five things. 1006 01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:12,737 You look for hitting. 1007 01:01:13,603 --> 01:01:15,205 Hitting with power. 1008 01:01:15,272 --> 01:01:17,875 Fielding, speed, throwing. 1009 01:01:17,942 --> 01:01:19,609 And in women. 1010 01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:21,545 You look for face, 1011 01:01:21,611 --> 01:01:23,013 smarts, 1012 01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:24,581 niceness, 1013 01:01:24,648 --> 01:01:25,649 body, age. 1014 01:01:27,651 --> 01:01:29,186 And if you have all five... 1015 01:01:31,388 --> 01:01:32,923 you're in the hall of fame. 1016 01:01:34,759 --> 01:01:35,760 Really? 1017 01:01:37,561 --> 01:01:40,297 -Women aren't that way about men. 1018 01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:41,698 How so? 1019 01:01:43,901 --> 01:01:46,003 Well all we look for is a big pickle. 1020 01:01:47,204 --> 01:01:48,205 Bulls' eye! 1021 01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:00,550 Well, thank you. 1022 01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:03,921 Yeah. 1023 01:02:06,323 --> 01:02:08,525 I'm glad you won the coin toss. 1024 01:02:12,562 --> 01:02:14,331 What happened to the reflex? 1025 01:02:14,398 --> 01:02:15,800 What? 1026 01:02:15,866 --> 01:02:17,768 The reflex. The muscle thing, the kissing me thing. 1027 01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:21,972 We got that under control. 1028 01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:23,941 I see. 1029 01:02:29,379 --> 01:02:32,249 I had a good time at the card show. 1030 01:02:32,316 --> 01:02:34,718 At had a great time at Vivaldi. 1031 01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:37,788 -I'll call you. -Okay. 1032 01:02:42,993 --> 01:02:43,994 Bye. 1033 01:02:49,499 --> 01:02:52,202 -I'm skating better if I lean forward. -Yeah. 1034 01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:54,571 You were right about keeping my arms out. 1035 01:02:54,638 --> 01:02:55,840 It's a lot easier. 1036 01:02:55,906 --> 01:02:58,542 Hold your hand where I can hold it. 1037 01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:00,811 Well if I do that I'm gonna fall. 1038 01:03:01,345 --> 01:03:02,880 Barry! 1039 01:03:02,947 --> 01:03:04,148 What are you doing? 1040 01:03:04,949 --> 01:03:07,051 Look at your finger! 1041 01:03:10,654 --> 01:03:14,491 -Yeah, I love it. 1042 01:03:17,895 --> 01:03:18,996 But... 1043 01:03:19,063 --> 01:03:21,899 But nothing, it's beautiful. 1044 01:03:21,966 --> 01:03:24,434 It's wonderful, Barry, but... 1045 01:03:24,501 --> 01:03:27,571 We've been only dating for six weeks! 1046 01:03:28,472 --> 01:03:30,274 It's more like seven. 1047 01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:32,342 Lucy, look out! 1048 01:03:32,977 --> 01:03:33,978 Lucy! 1049 01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:37,281 Lucy. 1050 01:03:38,048 --> 01:03:39,049 Are you okay? 1051 01:03:42,452 --> 01:03:43,753 I can't stop. 1052 01:03:44,588 --> 01:03:45,589 You okay? 1053 01:03:51,761 --> 01:03:55,499 I'm sorry, I've been planning this. 1054 01:03:57,868 --> 01:03:58,869 I... 1055 01:04:01,371 --> 01:04:02,372 I'm just not ready. 1056 01:04:10,614 --> 01:04:14,718 -Yeah, I think I might be allergic to chocolate almonds. 1057 01:04:15,886 --> 01:04:17,721 You have allergy medicine with you? 1058 01:04:17,787 --> 01:04:20,790 No, I only carry it during hayfever season which it isn't so... 1059 01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:23,928 I shouldn't eat chocolate almonds. 1060 01:04:23,994 --> 01:04:25,896 Ah, will you look at that sky? 1061 01:04:27,297 --> 01:04:29,266 This is why I love the beach. 1062 01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:33,303 I mean I like New York and all but you're never gonna see these gorgeous colors in 1063 01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:38,475 the New York City sky. I mean look at that blue... It's so... 1064 01:04:40,810 --> 01:04:42,046 ...blue. 1065 01:05:30,961 --> 01:05:32,529 JFK airport, please. 1066 01:05:34,231 --> 01:05:36,366 Any particular way you want to go? 1067 01:05:38,668 --> 01:05:40,104 Through Tribeca. 1068 01:05:41,538 --> 01:05:43,607 That is not exactly a direct route. 1069 01:05:44,808 --> 01:05:46,210 It's okay, it's scenic. 1070 01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:09,633 Can you stop the cab, please? 1071 01:06:21,778 --> 01:06:22,779 Thank you. 1072 01:07:05,722 --> 01:07:06,723 Lucy? 1073 01:07:13,930 --> 01:07:17,000 I thought that was you, I just didn't recognize the leaves. 1074 01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:23,507 -Hi. -Hi. 1075 01:07:23,573 --> 01:07:26,276 It's so funny 'cause I was just thinking about you a minute ago. 1076 01:07:26,343 --> 01:07:27,344 Really? 1077 01:07:28,412 --> 01:07:30,947 -Here I am. -Here you are. 1078 01:07:32,582 --> 01:07:34,484 You gardening now? 1079 01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:37,087 No, no. This is a graduation present 1080 01:07:37,154 --> 01:07:39,223 for my neighbors cousin. 1081 01:07:39,289 --> 01:07:41,758 She likes oranges, loves them. 1082 01:07:41,825 --> 01:07:44,828 So, I thought it would be nice to... 1083 01:07:48,632 --> 01:07:49,933 So how are you? 1084 01:07:50,867 --> 01:07:53,337 I'm great, yeah. 1085 01:07:53,403 --> 01:07:55,305 -Just great. -Great. 1086 01:07:55,372 --> 01:07:58,242 Greatness if floating around me like a big blimp. 1087 01:07:59,209 --> 01:08:00,444 A blimp? 1088 01:08:00,510 --> 01:08:01,978 -Yeah. 1089 01:08:02,779 --> 01:08:05,048 Great. I'm really good. 1090 01:08:05,115 --> 01:08:06,683 -That's good. -Very good. 1091 01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:07,751 I'm glad. 1092 01:08:11,355 --> 01:08:13,957 Would you come with me tomorrow night to a party? 1093 01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:18,895 It's for the store, it's the fifth anniversary. 1094 01:08:20,330 --> 01:08:21,331 I can't. 1095 01:08:22,632 --> 01:08:26,803 I would really love to go. 1096 01:08:28,071 --> 01:08:29,072 But I can't. 1097 01:08:34,878 --> 01:08:35,879 So. 1098 01:08:40,517 --> 01:08:43,086 Do you want a cab? 1099 01:08:43,153 --> 01:08:45,755 -There's one right there, do you want it? -Mhm. 1100 01:08:53,797 --> 01:08:54,798 Thanks. 1101 01:08:56,566 --> 01:08:58,502 -It's great to see you again. -You too. 1102 01:09:02,105 --> 01:09:05,942 -Watch your tree. -I know, it's so big. 1103 01:09:06,009 --> 01:09:08,545 Should get a smaller one, but they don't have one. 1104 01:09:08,612 --> 01:09:12,115 -Oh well. -They grow bigger oranges this way. 1105 01:09:20,357 --> 01:09:24,194 If you change your mind it's at 21st and 5th, at eight. 1106 01:09:26,363 --> 01:09:27,364 Bye. 1107 01:10:05,469 --> 01:10:07,671 -Lucy, I made it! -Hi! 1108 01:10:12,609 --> 01:10:15,412 -Um, it's just a welcome present. -That's so sweet. 1109 01:10:25,855 --> 01:10:26,956 -Barry. -Hey Jack. 1110 01:10:27,023 --> 01:10:29,058 -Good. 1111 01:10:29,125 --> 01:10:30,560 It's good to see ya. 1112 01:10:30,627 --> 01:10:33,497 -Here's your shirt. -Oh, thank you very much. 1113 01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:38,167 What can I do for ya? 1114 01:10:39,636 --> 01:10:42,105 -Sure! Come on in. 1115 01:10:44,874 --> 01:10:47,110 -Dori, it's Barry! -Oh, I love him. 1116 01:10:52,749 --> 01:10:53,817 Coming, coming. 1117 01:11:02,158 --> 01:11:03,159 -Hi. -Hi. 1118 01:11:04,227 --> 01:11:06,830 Wow, that's a great sweater. 1119 01:11:06,896 --> 01:11:12,035 It's official. This is my official New York hospital I.D. card. 1120 01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:14,237 That is so great, congratulations. 1121 01:11:17,974 --> 01:11:21,277 Well, why don't you come in and make yourself at home. 1122 01:11:22,512 --> 01:11:25,349 Oh, hang on sweetheart, I'm sorry. 1123 01:11:25,415 --> 01:11:27,651 It's the hospital, I'll just be a second. 1124 01:11:27,717 --> 01:11:29,319 Okay, okay. 1125 01:11:41,197 --> 01:11:43,467 -Hello. -Lucy. 1126 01:11:45,068 --> 01:11:46,803 Look out your bedroom window. 1127 01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:55,264 Honey? 1128 01:13:56,566 --> 01:13:58,968 I'm sorry about the call. 1129 01:13:59,035 --> 01:14:00,837 You're gonna love this place. 1130 01:14:19,556 --> 01:14:24,327 And it's amazing but I really feel like a New Yorker! 1131 01:14:24,393 --> 01:14:26,696 I mean, I've only been here, what a day and a half? 1132 01:14:27,631 --> 01:14:29,432 And I feel like... 1133 01:14:29,499 --> 01:14:32,869 Look, for example there was this homeless man, he was sitting outside my new 1134 01:14:32,936 --> 01:14:36,806 apartment building. And I walked right past him without giving him a penny. 1135 01:14:36,873 --> 01:14:41,310 Exactly, like a real New Yorker would do. Isn't that great? 1136 01:14:41,878 --> 01:14:42,879 Lucy? 1137 01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:45,281 What? 1138 01:14:45,348 --> 01:14:47,250 Aren't you glad I'm here? 1139 01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:49,686 Yes. I am. 1140 01:14:49,753 --> 01:14:53,422 I'm just...I'm in shock, that's all. 1141 01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:57,827 Well, I'm shocked that the renovations on my new apartment are done. 1142 01:15:00,296 --> 01:15:03,600 And you won't believe what I'm doing to the weekend place in Westchester. 1143 01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:05,635 Check this out. 1144 01:15:05,702 --> 01:15:08,972 All the acreage is being re-landscaped so I could squeeze in a tennis court. 1145 01:15:09,038 --> 01:15:12,809 There, the dining room oak table, oak walls, oak floors. 1146 01:15:12,876 --> 01:15:15,011 -Oak. -Oak! 1147 01:15:15,078 --> 01:15:18,414 And this is the basement. I'm gonna squeeze in a shower down there in the bathroom. 1148 01:15:18,481 --> 01:15:19,983 Men don't like baths. 1149 01:15:21,217 --> 01:15:22,451 What? 1150 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:25,154 Men like showers. They like the noise of the water. 1151 01:15:25,221 --> 01:15:28,491 Because baths can be very quiet and reflective and you have time to think about the 1152 01:15:28,558 --> 01:15:31,995 very fact that you're naked, which can be threatening to a man. 1153 01:15:32,061 --> 01:15:34,798 I think we're getting a wee bit obsessive, again. 1154 01:15:36,499 --> 01:15:37,967 Didn't we talk about that? 1155 01:15:39,068 --> 01:15:40,970 It's just an opinion. 1156 01:15:41,838 --> 01:15:43,873 It's just a wee bit obsessive. 1157 01:15:46,075 --> 01:15:47,343 Sorry. 1158 01:15:47,410 --> 01:15:52,315 So, showers downstairs. Upstairs, office nook. 1159 01:15:52,782 --> 01:15:54,784 Oh. 1160 01:15:54,851 --> 01:15:57,153 Perfect for you if you decide you want to come up and write in private. 1161 01:15:59,255 --> 01:16:00,890 Will you come up this weekend? 1162 01:16:01,958 --> 01:16:02,959 Hm? 1163 01:16:05,161 --> 01:16:06,329 Oh, um. 1164 01:16:08,965 --> 01:16:09,966 I don't know. 1165 01:16:12,802 --> 01:16:13,803 Well. 1166 01:16:15,004 --> 01:16:16,773 I'll just have to convince you. 1167 01:16:19,843 --> 01:16:21,110 What are you doing? 1168 01:16:22,045 --> 01:16:24,113 My darling, Lucy. 1169 01:16:24,180 --> 01:16:27,651 Will you take this man, Luke for a weekend of unrestrained joy and happiness. 1170 01:16:27,717 --> 01:16:29,352 -In his newly renovated... -Oh! 1171 01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:32,088 -Shoot! Gosh! -I'm so sorry. 1172 01:16:32,155 --> 01:16:34,624 -Darn it! -I'm so sorry, sir. 1173 01:16:34,691 --> 01:16:36,860 -Let me put this right... -No, just let me alone. 1174 01:16:36,926 --> 01:16:39,929 You are a total spaz, you know that? 1175 01:16:39,996 --> 01:16:41,865 This is an Armani shirt! 1176 01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:43,266 I understand, yes. 1177 01:16:46,402 --> 01:16:49,739 -Do you have any club soda... -Lucy, shut up for a second. 1178 01:16:49,806 --> 01:16:50,807 Okay? 1179 01:16:51,340 --> 01:16:52,341 Sir. 1180 01:16:53,777 --> 01:16:56,579 -I am sorry, sir. 1181 01:16:56,646 --> 01:16:57,847 I'll get the manager. 1182 01:16:58,614 --> 01:16:59,783 Shoot, Lucy? 1183 01:18:02,278 --> 01:18:04,647 * Baby I'm a need you 1184 01:18:04,714 --> 01:18:09,618 * You the only one I care enough to hurt about 1185 01:18:11,554 --> 01:18:14,557 * Maybe I'm a crazy 1186 01:18:14,623 --> 01:18:17,861 * But I just can't live without 1187 01:18:17,927 --> 01:18:20,429 * Your lovin' and affection 1188 01:18:21,664 --> 01:18:24,533 * Givin' me direction 1189 01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:29,906 * Like a guiding light to help me through my darkest hour 1190 01:18:31,574 --> 01:18:33,109 * Lately I'm a prayin' 1191 01:18:33,977 --> 01:18:37,313 * You'll always be a stayin' 1192 01:18:37,380 --> 01:18:41,084 * beside me 1193 01:18:41,150 --> 01:18:46,022 * Used to be my life was just emotions passing by * 1194 01:18:50,726 --> 01:18:51,727 Lucy. 1195 01:18:53,529 --> 01:18:54,530 Didn't think you'd come. 1196 01:18:57,300 --> 01:18:58,301 Hi. 1197 01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:04,473 Hi, I'm Lucy. 1198 01:19:04,540 --> 01:19:05,541 -Hi, Lucy. -Hi. 1199 01:19:16,185 --> 01:19:18,387 Barry. 1200 01:19:18,454 --> 01:19:21,357 What you did for me tonight was the nicest thing anybody has ever done for me 1201 01:19:21,424 --> 01:19:22,425 in my entire life. 1202 01:19:23,793 --> 01:19:25,528 It was? 1203 01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:27,530 It was. And I do miss you and I think that you're wonderful. 1204 01:19:27,596 --> 01:19:29,833 And I can't believe that we stopped seeing each other. 1205 01:19:29,899 --> 01:19:32,936 -And I'm really sorry that you saw me with Luke. 1206 01:19:33,002 --> 01:19:34,303 Uh huh. 1207 01:19:34,370 --> 01:19:37,406 Lucy? I'm Alan Richmond, I'm Barry's inventory manager. 1208 01:19:37,473 --> 01:19:38,908 Hello. Nice to meet you. 1209 01:19:38,975 --> 01:19:40,676 Luke, the guy that you were seeing? 1210 01:19:40,743 --> 01:19:43,379 -Yeah, we had a big fight. -No, you freaked out when I got you a ring. 1211 01:19:43,446 --> 01:19:45,614 -I didn't freak out. -Yes you did, you freaked out. 1212 01:19:45,681 --> 01:19:47,216 A lot of great memories, huh? 1213 01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:48,284 Alan? 1214 01:19:49,953 --> 01:19:50,954 Oh. 1215 01:19:56,392 --> 01:19:57,660 Barry. 1216 01:19:57,726 --> 01:20:00,096 You know, the timing was just wrong. 1217 01:20:00,897 --> 01:20:02,966 The timing was wrong? 1218 01:20:03,032 --> 01:20:06,335 What's that? Girl talk for I want to roll around in the sand in Miami? 1219 01:20:06,402 --> 01:20:09,839 -I'm glad that I dated Luke. 1220 01:20:09,906 --> 01:20:11,374 Yeah, really. 1221 01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:14,077 It's bad to say, but I... 1222 01:20:16,279 --> 01:20:18,414 He made me realize how great you are. 1223 01:20:21,217 --> 01:20:23,386 I think I always knew who the right guy was. 1224 01:20:23,452 --> 01:20:25,221 Not the perfect guy, but the right guy. 1225 01:20:30,393 --> 01:20:33,897 I've been trying really hard not to think about you. 1226 01:20:33,963 --> 01:20:37,000 I've been trying really hard not to think about you too. 1227 01:20:37,066 --> 01:20:40,269 But I went to a three-day tax seminar and I thought about you then. 1228 01:20:40,336 --> 01:20:42,906 -Yeah. 1229 01:20:42,972 --> 01:20:46,742 Well, taxes are in April and my sister's birthday's in April. 1230 01:20:46,809 --> 01:20:49,478 She married a veterinarian. 1231 01:20:49,545 --> 01:20:51,580 That always makes me think of the time we went to 1232 01:20:51,647 --> 01:20:53,716 the zoo and we fooled around by the polar bear tank. 1233 01:20:54,150 --> 01:20:55,151 Mhm. 1234 01:20:59,388 --> 01:21:00,389 I miss you a lot. 1235 01:21:03,126 --> 01:21:05,428 You should have told me you missed me. 1236 01:21:05,494 --> 01:21:07,396 You were in Florida. 1237 01:21:07,463 --> 01:21:09,498 Maybe I should have told your doorman. 1238 01:21:09,565 --> 01:21:11,901 No, you could have come by again. 1239 01:21:11,968 --> 01:21:14,770 You could have grabbed me when you had the chance. 1240 01:21:14,837 --> 01:21:15,838 Okay. 1241 01:21:17,740 --> 01:21:18,741 I'm sorry. 1242 01:21:21,310 --> 01:21:22,745 Are you very sorry? 1243 01:21:24,547 --> 01:21:25,548 No. 1244 01:21:26,215 --> 01:21:27,216 I... 1245 01:21:28,017 --> 01:21:29,018 Yeah. 1246 01:21:31,454 --> 01:21:32,455 Very sorry. 1247 01:21:45,168 --> 01:21:47,670 * Love's so many things 1248 01:21:49,005 --> 01:21:51,607 * That I feel 1249 01:21:53,042 --> 01:21:56,345 * That I only feel with you 1250 01:21:57,613 --> 01:21:58,814 Thank you. 1251 01:21:58,881 --> 01:22:01,184 * Only with you 1252 01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:02,651 Thank you very much, thank you. 1253 01:22:04,787 --> 01:22:07,356 * Then there are the things 1254 01:22:08,657 --> 01:22:10,493 * That we do... 1255 01:24:18,854 --> 01:24:21,557 So, by powers vested in me, 1256 01:24:21,624 --> 01:24:25,994 Lucy and Barry, I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1257 01:24:27,062 --> 01:24:28,397 You may kiss the bride. 1258 01:24:35,138 --> 01:24:36,705 -This is great. -Yeah. 1259 01:24:36,772 --> 01:24:38,241 Great day for a wedding. 1260 01:24:41,043 --> 01:24:42,611 Melissa. 1261 01:24:42,678 --> 01:24:45,281 I'd like you to meet Bobby Staley. 1262 01:24:45,348 --> 01:24:46,549 Bobby, this is Melissa. 1263 01:24:47,416 --> 01:24:48,417 Hi. 1264 01:24:50,186 --> 01:24:51,187 That's a beautiful dress. 1265 01:24:52,555 --> 01:24:53,889 Thank you. 1266 01:24:53,956 --> 01:24:55,758 That's a lovely tux. 1267 01:24:55,824 --> 01:24:58,627 Oh, it's not rented. It's mine, I bought it. 1268 01:24:58,694 --> 01:24:59,828 -Oh yeah. 1269 01:25:07,636 --> 01:25:08,937 So... 1270 01:25:10,539 --> 01:25:11,874 What's your philosophy? 1271 01:25:13,309 --> 01:25:14,810 -Yeah. 85544