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Welcome to our very ordinary school.

Something happened at the school pageant.

And we know full well who did it.

Tony.

He gets bad grades, but we all somehow know he's a genius.

It's like he sabotaged the tests on purpose,

just so he could bring his grade up to a D in the end

by acing a single test.

The teachers are counting on it.

Most of them are resigned to it.

He's a bit of a nihilist.

Doesn't care about anyone else.

Tony's interested in girls, but not that much.

He certainly doesn't show it.

Girls don't care about Tony.

Or, at least, they haven't until now.

For them he's just too... original.

But we're gonna make him a media star now, so...

Tony, we'd all love to know what happened.

Can you tell us something about it?

No.

Every story has a villain.

Ours is Yvosh.

The boss of the gang that everyone knows as the Nostra.

Three weeks ago.

Tony was in class, minding his business.

THREE WEEKS AGO

When your man Radan comes up to him saying you need to see him.

Why did you choose Tony?

You heard the story, right?

They say Tony pulled off a heist on the safe at his last school.

Nobody knows what he stole, but I heard it was big.

When word got back to me, I knew he was my man.

Don't front Yvosh.

Only speak when he asks you a question.

And don't bullshit him. He knows everything that goes on.

You're pretty scared of him, aren't you?

Yvosh, the local capo that everyone respects,

because he's got a lot of nutters under him.

An athlete, a good student, basically a model pupil.

But we know all that.

I'd like to know what really happened.

What job did you offer Tony?

You know who I am?

Good.

Good.

I've got a little job for you.

I need you to steal something for me.

What?

Let's call it XYZ.

So you're not gonna tell me, huh?

Okay, I get it.

Did I hear a hint of irony in your voice?

Just a little.

All you need to know is that XYZ was lost,

then found by our beloved math teacher Majzlova,

who put it in the pink lost and found box in her office.

What's in it for me?

Naked pictures of Valerie.

- Who's Valerie? - Come on.

We both know you secretly love my ex Valerie.

- So, you in? - No.

I'd rather get a beating than get caught by Majzlova in her office.

No, no, no. No, we're not gonna smash your face in.

Do you know our computer genius here, IT?

Hi, ET.

Let's see what they call you when we put the stuff from your webcam online.

A locker room is not a safe.

You really shouldn't leave your valuables there.

Like a laptop.

One little virus and your webcam is my webcam.

That's filmed you doing some pretty interesting stuff.

So, you know what to do.

It's Friday.

You rob the box by Monday morning,

when Majzl will return item XYZ to its owner.

Clear?

Every great robber needs great accomplices.

Like the mysterious handsome guy that girls go crazy for,

and he has a new one on a regular basis.

The teacher's pet named Juan.

Or the team's female force, the genius inventor Dieu.

She prefers the name Zeus.

She never takes her coat off, as she wears all her inventions under it.

No gang can be without a computer geek.

ET's big rival, known as Franz.

They call themselves a quartet of losers, or The Luzreto.

Hi, Irene. Please. I'm going into the lion's den.

So, what's up?

I went through our school's website and opened the timetables.

Don't thank me. That's just the way I am.

We're not thanking you. What did you find?

Pospisilova will leave the office at the start of the penultimate break.

Majzlova will be back at the end of the break.

So we only have about a five-minute window.

What about the weekend?

Weekend? Like breaking in on the weekend? Oh, no, that's...

That's the robber's holy grail, but we'd need four keys for that.

Yeah, two keys for the doors to the building

and the science section and two code locks.

One from the main building, one from the fourth-years' section.

Well, that's unrealistic.

So, it'll have to be five minutes during the break.

If all else fails.

PENULTIMATE BREAK

Thanks, Zeus.

- Whoa. - Are you all right?

Yeah, I think so.

Who spilled that here?

He has to find the box and get back to class before the break is over.

Otherwise, they might suspect him, and that'd be trouble.

- Hello. - Hello.

Hello.

TONY: I'M HIDING UNDER THE MAP!

That's bad.

Majzlova's got a free hour, so he'll be there the whole time.

So Tony's trapped and--

TONY: TRY TO DISTRACT HER!

Mrs. Majzlova, please report to the headmaster's office. Thank you.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

Goodbye.

I'm an idiot.

Happy?

Happy.

What about the naked pictures of our Valerie?

We promised you.

That's her phone.

Yes. Val lost it, Majzlova found it, and you stole it for me.

And the compromising stuff is inside.

What are you going to do?

So I almost killed myself for you to sob over pictures of your ex.

No, not really.

It's nice that you're not afraid to show your feelings in front of your mates.

That's enough.

But I don't know if it's the best therapy.

Shut up.

How about forgetting about her, rather than opening old wounds?

- So she dumped you. It happens. - Not to me!

The whole school will see that.

- The whole school? - Calm down.

At the pageant in two weeks.

You want to show it to the whole school?

You know it's a crime.

You can go to jail for that.

You think I'm gonna keep quiet?

Who'll blame me?

You stole the phone, didn't you?

- You can't use that against me. - We won't.

If you keep your mouth shut.

Anthony?

A souvenir.

Bye-bye.

Well, who is Valerie?

Our gorgeous classmate who every boy in school wants.

And every girl wants to be like her.

- Except you, of course. - Except for me, of course.

She's a walking cliché of the perfect student.

She's pretty, sweet, friendly-- Everybody likes her.

She an environmentalist, organizes events to help those in need,

learns well, doesn't swear and hates lying.

Every year she organizes a school pageant, where she also dances and sings.

Well, who wouldn't fight over her?

- Hi, Mom. - Hiya. How was school?

- Boring. - Wait, wait, wait. Are you hungry?

- No. - Hello, Son.

- Any bad marks today? - Not really. No F.

Just a reprimand for forgetting homework.

Hang on?

Well, that's great.

Otherwise, you okay?

Yeah, fine. It's all good.

Why wouldn't it be?

Because if it weren't, keeping quiet about it isn't the best.

I know. But my current image as a nihilist attracts minimal attention.

So the local bullies look elsewhere.

- I really am fine. - Are you sure?

I'm sure.

Go on, off you go.

Go do your homework.

I'm going.

And I'll remember to be more active at school tomorrow.

And I'll write an impromptu essay on what we discussed in geography.

And then I'll learn stuff in advance and I'll do extra homework.

- We love you. - Love you too.

Hello.

Sit.

Valerie?

Come here, please.

Valerie, I found your phone.

She found her phone.

But someone stole the pink box in my office.

Well, your phone was inside.

Someone stole it.

I'm so sorry.

So, friends,

is there anyone here

who's done their homework?

Or were you just getting ready for the school pageant?

What about you, Anthony?

Hi.

Hey.

Hi, there.

I guess I won't ask you if you're okay, huh?

Don't ask.

And you're okay?

No.

Shit, I'm not okay at all.

- You're swearing. - Yeah, I'm swearing.

Fuck, I'm swearing because the whole world is pissing me off

and then my phone goes missing, which...

I'm sorry.

You think I'm hysterical?

You're kind of hysterical, like you're ashamed of something,

and I'm gonna slap you.

Huh?

Stop it. I want to mope and you're making me laugh.

Well, I'm terribly sorry.

I'm sure Yvosh is behind it.

Behind what?

The phone. I'm sure he stole it.

Because he's the only one who knows that I have the...

Oh.

He's a big enough jerk to do that.

I guess so.

Why did you date him?

Sorry, a completely stupid question.

I dated him because...

the good girls always have to date the biggest asshole.

While all I want is someone who loves me.

I love you.

But...

We...

We're interrupting!

No, it's okay. I have to go anyway, so...

But... thanks for making me laugh.

I gotta go. Bye.

I should've sorted it out there and then.

- You should have. - Enough whining.

Something needs to be done about it, and soon.

The school pageant is in 14 days. Everyone'll be there.

Valerie hosts the whole event and dances at the end,

so this is the perfect opportunity for him.

He's such an asshole, Yvosh.

And dangerous.

Yvosh isn't just dangerous. He even has a dark past.

He was at another school where there was a fight just before he left.

One student was seriously injured.

They say it was a crony from Yvosh's gang back then.

Nobody could pin it on Yvosh, but his mate ended up in juvie.

LUZRETO'S CLUBHOUSE

ET downloaded everything onto his computer.

Can we get into it?

Not online. ET's paranoid and he's always offline.

Is that possible?

If you're crazy, yeah.

It has its advantages. Nothing gets in or out.

So there's no danger of Valerie's photos being on a cloud or anything.

It'd be pointless for them. Those pictures can't get online.

Otherwise, it's over for them too.

So we have to get to that computer and erase them from it?

ET's computer, excuse the drawing.

Any ideas on how to get to it?

ET likes his laptop a lot. It's rarely out of his sight.

He never leaves it in the cloakroom.

There must be some time when he takes the bag off

and leaves it unattended, right?

PE!

Can you unlock it?

Look, Zeus, it's dangerous. If you don't feel...

What are you on about? I want to help a girl in need too.

Zeus is a girl who has her own opinion.

She usually keeps it to herself.

But if she decides to tell you, she'll talk and talk and talk.

She doesn't make fun of anyone, especially not Mrs. Majzlova.

It fascinates me how you can get it into such a state.

One day you'll cover

your whole notebook with ink, hey?

Never mind.

What is this angle?

Obtuse.

Your friend.

- Hi. - Hi.

Any plans?

Who's asking?

Does it matter?

I don't know... Does it matter?

We have a little job for you. Interested?

It depends.

On what?

How you're paying.

Video games.

Franz certainly doesn't look like a typical computer nerd.

Unfortunately for all the female computer nerds, Franz isn't into girls.

Anyway, to this day no one knows who understands computers better,

Franz or his rival IT, better known as ET.

He's into girls, but girls aren't into him.

Maybe that's why he hates the world.

Oh, ET, wake up.

We don't mind you being a nerd. We don't like that you're an asshole.

ET is a genius.

Winner of several math olympics.

He's not your typical nerd.

He's the dark brain of Yvosh's gang.

Rick and Mick are brothers who aren't the brightest sparks,

but they make up for it with muscle mass.

Girls, girls, girls, hi, hi, hi!

Radan is a brownnoser, Yvosh's lackey.

He tries to be his best mate, but he's just an ass-kisser.

Radan is not a thinker,

In fact, it's a wonder how he ever got into our school at all.

Anyway, he tries to make up for his intellectual failings

by writing everything down in a notebook.

Cringe.

Yeah, he writes down everything Yvosh says,

so their whole plan could be there, nicely served up.

- We don't know that for sure. - No, but it's a strong possibility.

The priority is still ET's computer,

but this path could also lead somewhere.

And how do we get to it?

Radan has a sister.

Mysterious. That's the word.

He definitely has charisma.

They say he doesn't play the field. He always falls desperately in love.

No one knows how he does it, but there's never been a girl

who hasn't fallen under his spell.

Or has there?

What was that?

You didn't do anything. You just sat there.

You didn't say a word, didn't ask her out,

didn't ask for her phone number, nothing.

- Just a test to see if she'd notice me. - Did she?

No.

VALERIE: HI.

TONY: HI.

- Hi. - Hi.

When you bite into a doughnut like that...

I can make a wish... I know.

I texted you yesterday and wrote "Hi."

I texted "Hi" back.

A deep conversation wasn't it?

So, compared to before, we're having a pretty fruitful conversation, aren't we?

Yeah, you see I don't know you.

No, no you don't.

So maybe we could...

Hey, Val.

So, Tony, here?

Did he tell you?

So your confession, that's part of his plan too?

Wait, what?

You were trying to make a cow out of me. Congratulations, you've made me a cow.

Moo...

Wait...

Anthony?

A word.

Don't talk to my girl, understand?

Ex.

You can't imagine what I could do to you.

It's not just telling Valerie who really stole her phone,

or the juicy stuff I have on you...

I could do something much, much worse to you.

But we'll just leave it at a little warning for today. Okay?

- Head? Or belly? - What?

No more. No more.

How was it?

Inhale for three seconds.

Exhale for six.

And again.

- You alive? - Yeah.

Hey, buddy...

There's no shame in letting it go.

You're still the first one at school who stood up to Yvosh.

Partly.

Do you want to give up on this?

We found out that the corridor in front of the PE changing room is like Times Square.

Teachers come here to smoke in the yard.

Just when Yvosh's class has PE,

the chemistry teacher always comes here for a smoke.

After he's assigned homework in the lab.

- Super. - Unfortunately, it doesn't stop there.

A little while after he finishes smoking,

the first years have a free hour before PE.

We have to calculate the exact time window we need, so it's not...

Suspicious that we're going to pee at the start of class.

- And? - Don't bump into the chemistry teacher.

Exactly.

Tony?

Hey...

you know how you asked if I felt up to it?

Look, nobody's forcing you, and nobody'll be angry.

Shut up. That's not the point.

The thing is...

I don't know if I know how to pick the lock.

I know I said I could do it, but I don't think I can.

I'm...

I've never heard you so unsure,

about handling the technical stuff.

No, you haven't.

Look...

we both know my inventions don't exactly work.

You almost fell from that window.

I haven't been able to sleep since.

I just convinced you that I'm a genius inventor,

that my stuff works because I just wanted to have mates.

Zeus, what are you saying?

I mean, you were our friend before you showed us your inventions.

- You're great. - All right, don't get theatrical.

I'm not.

I...

I don't find it easy to talk about it.

I've always had a bit of a problem talking to people, but...

Well, before I met you, I was the quiet girl

and with you, I'm suddenly the chatty member of Luzreto.

Do you see? I...

Don't worry. We'll figure out another way to do this, okay?

No, I can handle it. You know what? I'm gonna get right on it. Okay, see you.

There, there, there. Oh, oh, oh.

Quiet. Quiet.

- Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. - Hi.

- What's this? - Nothing. I bumped into a door.

- Who did this to you? - No one.

- Pick her up. I'm fine, okay? - No, we have to deal with it this time.

Deal with it?

Jesus, I don't know, I'll call the school and...

And what? Tell them to give him a black star?

- It's not gonna change anything. - Who are you covering for?

Nobody, him, just, I'm just...

It was just because of a girl, but nobody's bullying me.

You got in a fight over a girl?

It was a passive form of fighting, and yes, you could call it that, but...

Don't worry about it.

I don't want to be that timid kid with glasses

who's scared to go to school and can't stand up for himself.

And I don't want you or Dad to deal with it. Do you understand?

Come here.

Hey, pick up that screaming brat, or I'm gonna throw such a teenage tantrum...

I'm gonna lock myself in my room.

If it happened again, would you tell me?

No, no, no.

A week before the school pageant, the Luzreto start to formulate their plan.

Everything had to be tested beforehand.

Nothing was to be left to chance.

Otherwise, the whole plan could go...

tits up.

- It's gonna work? - It's gonna work.

How come they always lose us?

Are we that incompetent?

So let's stop fooling around and find out where he's going.

Congratulations on your courage, my Mimoni.

Really, you have my sincere admiration.

But now you're done with your stalking.

Or...

- Head? - Or belly?

What?

Don't try it.

You've been warned.

You, keep cool.

We're out.

Val? Hiya, uh...

Moo...

Look, I get that you're mad at me, but can't we just be friends?

Just friends, huh?

Yeah? Really. Look, I'm just sorry that when we see each other, we glower.

I'm not glowering. You're glowering.

- No, you're glowering. - No, you're glowering.

We're both glowering.

I'm not jealous.

Shit, I'm not jealous.

Can I walk you home?

Like a friend.

Tony, forget about it. Forget it.

No. I'll turn around.

All right, then. It's on your way anyway.

Oh, shit. I'm going after them.

No, I'm such an idiot.

Oh, no, I'm about to get caught

and Valerie's gonna think I'm not just an asshole, but a stalker too.

But I'm not going there because I'm a stalker, or because I'm an asshole,

or because I'm jealous, but I want to know what the scumbag is up to.

I mean, it can't simply be that he likes her, right?

I have a good smile.

I have a good smile.

Okay, I'll walk the rest. Go home.

- I'll walk you all the way, right? - I'll manage. Don't worry.

No need to go there and back, hey?

Wait...

No.

Just friends, huh?

I just don't believe you've changed.

But I have changed.

Yeah, and who beat up Tony?

Not me.

So he just tripped and fell on your fist?

You'll lie to me again, like you did so many times.

We both know you're still the same.

Why didn't you vacuum yesterday?

Leave me alone.

- Ow. - One more time, you son of a bitch.

I feed you. So you get to vacuum this place for once, okay?

Okay?

Not now!

I need to sleep.

Little shit!

You know what these are, buddy?

I got these from a mate who went to juvie instead of me.

When I crippled a poor bastard like you.

For God's sake, Tony! What happened to you?

You should see the other one. Not a scratch on him.

Yvosh did this to you, didn't he?

Keys?

Christ, and I came to apologize to him for being too harsh.

- Hi. - Hi.

You look terrible.

You look beautiful.

For that, I'll take you to my house.

Okay?

I guess so. I guess so.

He beat you up for me, didn't he?

Actually, yeah.

I'm sorry. I really didn't want this.

I'm glad you didn't want it.

At least now I know you're not a sociopath, and I'm... safe.

Is there anything I can do for you?

Let go. That hurt.

I'm sorry.

Or... actually, no.

It was quite nice.

Do it again.

You're being foolish!

I'm sorry.

Is there somewhere that doesn't hurt?

Yeah, right here.

And...

what were you doing outside Yvosh's house?

You know, I...

I have to tell you something.

My friends and I figured out that Yvosh was up to something.

Something...

Something terrible.

And it concerns you.

Me?

Yeah.

You without clothes.

No.

It's my stolen phone.

Yeah, your stolen phone.

And what does he want to do with it?

Come on, tell me.

I think he wants to screen it in front of the whole school at the school pageant.

Are you sure?

Maybe his conscience will stir.

That's terrible.

No, it could be terrible. Val!

It could be terrible, but it won't be.

Me and my buddies are working on it.

We're not gonna let him, okay?

Wait, what happened to you?

- Something great. - What?

- Well, I fell off my skateboard. - That girl again?

Oh, yeah! Any other reason to fall off a skateboard?

What girl?

He said he got in a fight over a girl.

Him?

He sort of looks it.

Hey.

Hi.

Hey, baby.

- Hey. - Hey, hi, uh.

I'm Dieu, but everyone calls me Zeus.

I know. We're in the same class.

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

No, you know, we never talked.

You know, so I didn't know if you'd noticed me.

It's a pleasure.

Me too.

I'm sorry, I... Of course I noticed you.

Actually, I don't know why we never talked,

because I think you're so cool.

You're cool too.

I told Valerie everything. She's going to help us.

Great, so we're not Luzreto anymore. We're Luzret.

A quintet.

You get it, right?

Great, now we're gonna steal ET's computer.

- Dieu? What about the lock? - I picked it, but...

- But? - It takes too long.

How long?

Forty five seconds give or take. More like give.

The chemistry teacher smokes for about one minute 30 seconds.

Then comes back.

So one minute, 30 seconds.

In that time, Zeus has to get in and out,

because then the first years come in and we're screwed.

I have to pee.

Why didn't you go during the break?

What if I simply don't let you go?

Well... that'd be a right mess.

I... I need to go too.

Okay... one minute, 30 seconds.

One minute, 25 seconds.

One minute, 20 seconds.

One minute, 15 seconds.

One minute, ten seconds.

One minute, five seconds.

- Forty five seconds. - Franz, your countdown isn't helping.

I'm sorry, I just wanted to keep you in the loop.

Shit... it's not there.

All right, but where can it be?

He couldn't have taken it to PE, could he? Um...

Well, probably in some secret place we haven't been able to figure out.

Thanks for wanting to help me.

Where you going?

It's just not going to be as easy as we thought.

That laptop didn't disappear. It's got to be somewhere.

We need to find out where and keep at it.

Come here.

Who do we have here, huh?

Well, well, well.

Our computer whiz François.

Let me go!

No, no, no.

Quite the contrary.

We're gonna have a lot of fun together.

That's what you've always wanted, isn't it?

Being locked in a secret passageway with a lot of pretty boys.

Poof!

See ya!

Are you okay?

Do I look like I'm not okay?

We have to get through that door. The code is in Radan's notebook.

Juan, how's it going with Operation Radka?

Rubbish. She's completely ignoring me.

My pulling powers are not always strong.

It doesn't work out all the time. Actually, it's less than fifty-fifty.

That's why we're Luzreto.

We each invented a different identity, so we can have friends.

Can you find out about her on social media?

What she listens to or enjoys,

and then play soulmate.

That was the first thing that came to mind.

But she doesn't have social media.

There you go, one thing you two have in common.

That doesn't help me much.

I'm sorry.

So, what now?

Idea.

I'll need three days and two helpers.

You'll pretend to be in love.

We're listening.

So, I get on.

Hey, I know that lad.

Loudly, so Radka can hear.

I know him. He's the biggest womanizer at my school.

Tony's gonna try to dis me, so Valerie has to defend me.

That affected clown?

Jealous!

Not so much that it's counterproductive.

Nobody understands it, but every girl wants him.

- He's incredibly charming when he speaks. - You know you're saying that to me?

I'm not a girlfriend.

- Really? - Yes.

You two. You two!

- Radka's gone. - Why didn't you tell me she'd left?

Why didn't you tell me?

- I didn't notice. - I didn't notice, either.

- Bullshit. - No, you're bullshitting.

- No, you're bullshitting. - You're bullshitting.

Phase two.

I'm gonna need another helper.

He'll make the victim stumble.

Again.

Again.

You okay?

Do we know each other?

No.

Uh, I can't recall.

Phase three.

Hi.

Hi.

I know we don't know each other, but can I buy you a coffee?

No.

So tell me about yourself, Mr. Mysterious.

What do you want to know?

Like, what music do you listen to?

You wouldn't like it.

Try me.

I'm warning you.

I'm not scared.

Oh, my God.

I warned you.

Oh, wow.

Favorite movie?

Let's say it at the same time.

Three, two, one.

- Crow. The original. - Crow. The original.

Favorite video game?

Dark Souls.

Which part?

The first one, of course.

The second.

Favorite animal?

Velociraptor.

That's it, I'm leaving. You're scaring me.

You should be scared.

Oh, man.

Oh, man. Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh man, oh man, oh man...

So what else do we know?

Rick and Mick are trying to befriend the dancers,

but in a way so that Valerie is never there.

Why?

There's a cabinet with the headmistress's old computer.

HEADMISTRESS'S PC

The headmistress will use it to make the video projections.

Bingo.

So Nostra wants to get into the computer to alter the projections.

How to find out when and how they want to do this?

Notepad, I'm working on it.

Do you want to come over sometime?

We could watch a movie...

- The Man with the Iron Heart? - The Man with the Iron Heart?

- Great. - Yeah, but...

It won't be until Saturday.

But that's...

Just before the school pageant.

Then we could go there together.

I mean...

if you want to go there.

Uh... I do.

The perfect place to disparage the others.

That's so tight. I could use that notebook sooner.

- Couldn't you... - No.

Look, pushing her isn't the best tactic.

Okay.

So the Saturday before.

We'll pray.

Okay, bye.

Bye.

Do you want to come over?

You want to show me your butterfly collection?

Exactly.

Okay.

- Mom? - Yeah?

This is Valerie.

- Hello. - Hello.

Hello, nice to meet you.

You're so beautiful.

- Thank you. - Awfully pretty.

Of course she's beautiful.

What did you expect?

An old boot?

No, but...

Is that the girl you fought over?

- Yeah. - No... yeah, but it's not her fault.

You have such beautiful flowers.

Thank you.

I love flowers.

- Me too. - I think we're gonna go.

- I see. - Right. To my room...

Do you want something to eat?

Sandwiches, soup or pizza?

No, thank you, but you're awfully kind.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Maybe something to drink? Coffee, juice?

No, I'll take care of her.

- Water and lemon? - No, thank you.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

Your mom's nice.

Yeah, but sometimes too much.

So you're gonna take care of me, huh?

Yeah, right.

What would you like?

Something to drink or eat?

Wait.

What? What's going on?

I have to tell you something.

It's...

Yvosh made me steal it from Majzlova's office.

So you've had it all this time.

Yes.

But Valerie, don't be mad at me.

I didn't know what was in the box.

I'm not mad at you because you stole it.

I'm mad at you because you lied to me.

I want nothing to do with another liar.

Bye.

Goodbye.

Hiya.

Hi.

We all knew.

- I figured that out. - I'm sorry.

No, it's between me and Tony.

And Yvosh.

At least I know what Yvosh is planning and I can go and ask him not to do it.

What?

A bit of humble pie, that's all.

Once we get Radan's notebook, we'll know exactly what Yvosh wants to do.

Juan is going to Radka's tomorrow after lunch.

At 1:00.

That's the same time the pageant rehearsals start.

The final battle will have several fronts.

At Radka's, Juan will try to steal Radan's notebook.

I'll wait under the window, pick up the notebook and read the information.

Then I'll inform the others, who'll break into school during rehearsal.

- The Holy Grail of burglars. - Yes.

Four keys. The headmistress has two physical keys.

Valerie steals them just before rehearsal.

Then carries on rehearsing.

Valerie hosts the entire pageant

and also plays in a few numbers.

So she won't be available.

Then we need the other two keys.

And codes from the school door and the fourth years' section.

Zeus?

All set.

Luzret breaks in during the rehearsal's first half.

Franz tries to get behind the secret door.

The door codes are in Radan's notebook.

Franz hides inside and waits.

Yvosh and ET probably want to replace the projection block

with their own version.

The rehearsal starts.

Hi, everyone. Welcome to today's 50th school pageant.

When he can, Franz uploads a virus to ET's computer

that finds the file and blocks it.

Projections from the headmistress's computer are handled by...

Monica.

We'll contact her.

Juan tried that once before and it didn't go so well.

What? Well, Juan knows Monica.

Get outta here.

Why should I help you? I appeal to your moral values.

- I don't have any. - Okay, to women's solidarity.

- I don't know it. - Okay, to women's emancipation.

- I hate you. - I know.

But you could do a great story on it.

The biggest burglary in high school history.

- I can promise juicy details. - Okay.

So what's going on? What're they going to do to her?

I can't tell you. It's sensitive.

All I can tell you is...

Yvosh wants to replace the projection with his own version.

Well, no problem, because Pete, my new boyfriend, great guy btw,

does the projection, and he won't let anything else in, so problem solved.

It won't be that easy.

Yvosh must have a plan to get there

and bypass you and Pete, your great new boyfriend.

Pete's got a bit more time, so he'll bring the projections on a flash drive,

probably just before the rehearsal.

We just need you to upload a copy of the projections to this flash drive.

DRESS REHEARSAL

Well, well, you're not nervous are you, Juan?

Is that good or bad?

Good.

I'm so nervous.

Just enjoy it tonight.

If it makes you happy, everyone will be happy. Okay?

Okay. Where's Pete? We're on soon, right?

So, come on, come on, come on! Let's go!

Valerie! Come on, come on, come on, come on!

Heads up!

Miss, I forgot my text next door.

You don't know it by heart?

I do, I just want it in my pocket. It's comforting.

But you'll have a dress, in what pocket?

I'd better go get it.

Val...

Hold this, girls.

I'm sorry, I...

I have to go to the bathroom.

Okay. I'll get the ice cream ready.

Fine.

- This way. - There?

So who've you got here, dopey?

What's it to you, thicko?

Make me some ice cream too, dopey.

Make it yourself, thicko.

Hey, I'm trapped.

What do you mean?

I'm in the bathroom. I can't get past Radka to Radan's room.

I understand. Does the bathroom have a window?

Miss, Pete's here.

Ah, thank God.

Almost done.

Great.

Do you want sprinkles?

No...

Or...

actually, yeah.

Okay.

Great, we've got four numbers, so four to the fourth,

that's 256 combinations.

I hadn't thought of that.

Let's try an old favorite.

One, two, three, four.

Makes me feel so much safer at school.

- Two hundred fifty-six combinations? - Two hundred fifty-six combinations.

Okay.

Now the dress rehearsal can begin.

Valerie, come on.

Hello, everyone!

Welcome to today's 50th school pageant.

What're you doing here, thicko?

You son of a bitch.

"During the lunch break

between the dress rehearsal and the actual pageant..."

We download the file with the original projections from the laptop.

We take it to our secret room, where IT upgrades it.

But when do they get their projections back into the headmistress's computer?

They won't manage it during the break.

Stop, you son of a bitch!

Leave him alone, thicko!

So you just wanted to use me to steal my brother's notebook?

- Run? - Run!

Ever been beaten up by a girl, Mr. Scumbag?

Your brother and his crew want to project nude photos of Valerie

at the pageant in front of the whole school.

We want to prevent it. It's for the greater good, you see?

Doesn't change the fact that you're the best girl I've ever known,

and I love you.

You're fucked, motherfuckers!

You losers can't fight, so fuck off.

Let's go, dopey.

- Hey, what're you doing? - What am I doing? What're you doing?

Being part of shit like this!

Give me the notebook.

I won't. You know what Yvosh would do to me?

Give me the notebook, or I'll tell Mom.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

You're not gonna have it that easy.

You'll have to woo me nicely,

right from the very start.

Mr. "I'm-in-love."

I don't trust you now.

Oh, shit.

- It's over for me, buddy. - I know. Vertigo.

- Good luck. - Likewise.

Fingers crossed that your love forgives you.

Likewise.

- Hold on. - Thank you.

This pageant, or its dress rehearsal, is slowly coming to an end.

Hey, in a while you'll see it all over again.

Get away with you, because here comes the last number, performed by...

Valerie.

You're a strong woman.

That's it.

This is the moment.

When the lights go down, they change projections

and the final one will be Yvosh's.

Lunch.

- Here. - Thank you.

And be nice to Tony. He wouldn't do this for anyone else.

Here are the original projections.

Great, thanks a lot. You were really great.

I had to hold my breath. Really cool, really cool.

Thank you.

Yeah, here are the codes to the secret room's door.

Great. I'm off to see Franz, okay? So fingers crossed.

Fingers crossed for you too, or like, you know, you just...

They beat you up again?

No, I fell off my skateboard.

Here, let me.

Wait, Nostra's gonna be here soon

to download the original from the computer.

We have to hide.

Oh, shit.

It's weird. Where are they?

Maybe Yvosh's conscience was stirred.

Yeah, right.

YVOSH: WE'VE GOT YOUR MATES. MEET ME DOWNSTAIRS.

Oh, shit.

I'll come with you.

No, lunch break is over soon and the others will be back.

You stay here to open the pageant.

Don't worry.

It'll all work out.

Tony, welcome.

Thank you, my friends.

You saved us one part of the plan.

The original.

Thank you.

This'll run just before the lights go down.

Then it's our turn.

As soon as it's dark, we reconnect the projector cable and run our version?

Exactly.

Nice.

You hear that?

It's the audience.

The pageant is about to begin.

So I bid you farewell. I want to be there, my friends.

Valerie, break a leg.

PAGEANT

Hi, everybody.

Welcome to our 50th school pageant.

It's time.

Enjoy.

You two, kindly show the losers what Nostra is all about.

Okay.

So those were our little primates.

Sorry, humor, primaries.

And now for a little drama.

Drama club.

Stop wriggling or I'll never untie it.

What?

Is it only the straight leader of the gang that has a love story?

So let's do the final?

Juan should have Franz's laptop ready backstage by now.

Using Zeus's projectile launcher,

I'll climb up to the projector during Valerie's final performance,

and when it's dark, I'll reconnect the cables so our signal goes into it,

regardless of what ET does.

I'm gonna check on ET.

You'll manage it.

And this pageant is slowly coming to an end.

There's just one last act, performed by...

Valerie.

YVOSH: THEY'VE ESCAPED.

You? I wanted to be locked in a secret passageway with a pretty boy.

What are you doing?

Stay.

You should get ready, mate.

Valerie gave us nude pictures of you.

We'll all see them soon.

That's my boy!

Why didn't you show the pictures of me?

Valerie really had it on her phone.

I would never do that.

Why not?

It would be the perfect revenge.

First off, it'd be a felony.

And secondly,

I don't want revenge.

You're an unlucky guy in love who's just having a tantrum.

And I can understand that.

I'd let you go, but I don't want to end up like that poor kid from your last school.

You want to know something?

I made the whole thing up and spread it around,

to have respect.

None of it ever happened.

Just like my legend of breaking into the school safe.

Same lie, same reason.

You're a grown-up.

You can leave home.

Away from your dad.

And if you take him with you...

that's up to you.

Mate.

Wondering how the heroes of High School Heist turned out?

Come with me.

Yvosh and ET found girls and their criminal era ended.

The may not be friends with Tony, but they respect each other.

Yvosh has greatly reduced his mafia activities,

leaving him with just his reputation.

But that's plenty.

Juan and Radka, couple of the year number three.

Juan, are you whipped?

Oh, look, Franz and Rick, couple of the year number two.

Radan is courting Zeus,

after she gave him such a good beating.

So, contenders for couple of the year number four?

Well, here we have our number one couple of the year, Tony and Valerie.

Tony's trying desperately not to be a popular capo,

but we all know he was the one who dealt with Yvosh and Nostra.

Now, seriously.

You promised me you'd tell me everything that happened.

- I didn't. - You promised.

- Leave my boyfriend alone. - Yeah, leave my boyfriend alone.

I hate you both.

But I'll get it out of him, you can be sure of that.

And I will continue to keep you informed about everything that happens

at our otherwise perfectly normal school.