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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,071 WHOO! OH, MAN. 2 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:33,283 THAT IS THE WAY TO START A MONDAY, HUH? 3 00:00:33,616 --> 00:00:36,119 YEAH, THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THIS ANYMORE. 4 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:37,954 ACTUALLY, THEY'RE BRAND-NEW. 5 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,290 -YEAH, THEY ARE. -HOW MUCH? 6 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:43,710 WELL, BECAUSE STANTON INFELD RECOMMENDED YOU... 7 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,628 $15,000. 8 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:46,880 -WHOA. -WHOO! 9 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:48,757 HOW MUCH FOR ONE? 10 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,800 EACH. $15,000 EACH. 11 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,094 HOW MUCH FOR IT WITH A AAA DISCOUNT CARD? 12 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:54,679 -REALLY? -GIVE US A SECOND. 13 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:57,390 [ SIGHS ] DUDE, COME ON. WE GOT EQUITY PARTNER BONUS MONEY. 14 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,558 IT'S BURNING A HOLE IN MY POCKET. 15 00:00:58,641 --> 00:01:00,518 IF WE DON'T SPEND IT, IT'S GONNA BURN OUR JUNK. 16 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:01,936 -COME ON. YEAH. -LET'S DO IT. 17 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,396 ALL RIGHT. WE'LL TAKE 'EM. WE'LL TAKE 'EM. 18 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,773 YEAH. WE'RE GONNA RIDE 'EM OUT OF HERE, TOO. 19 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:06,691 IF YOU COULD TOW BACK THE PRIUS, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 20 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:08,359 WE HAVE TO DO THE PAPERWORK. 21 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:09,611 -OKAY. WE CAN DO THE -- -[ SIGHS ] 22 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:10,862 WHAT? 23 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:13,531 -I FORGOT. PINDY. -THE CHEESE GUY. 24 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:18,078 HEY! WHAT ABOUT THE BIKES? 25 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:20,330 UH, DO YOU GUYS DELIVER? 26 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:22,123 NOT IF YOU DON'T SIGN THE PAPERS. 27 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,875 WE'LL COME BACK FOR THEM. JUST HOLD ON TO THEM. 28 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:25,710 -HANG ONTO THEM. -YEAH. 29 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:35,011 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 30 00:01:35,094 --> 00:01:36,638 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 31 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,644 -HANNA! -EVANTHIA. 32 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:45,688 WHAT A PLEASURE. WHO DO WE HAVE HERE? 33 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:48,733 THIS IS LULU. WHAT A LOVELY DRESS. 34 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,652 I SAW ONE JUST LIKE THAT AT CABAZON. 35 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:53,154 [ Laughing ] I DOUBT IT. I DON'T SHOP OUTLETS. 36 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,697 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR YOUR EX-HUSBAND -- 37 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,533 NO, I'M LOOKING FOR YOU. IT'S MY UNDERSTANDING 38 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,034 THAT YOU'RE HANDLING MY CUSTODY CASE. 39 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,536 -CUSTODY CASE? -YES. 40 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,204 SOME BITCH IS TRYING TO TAKE LULU AWAY FROM ME. 41 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:02,831 AND YOU WANT TO STOP THEM? 42 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,708 -EVANTHIA, DARLING. -STANTON. 43 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:08,837 HOW'S MY FAVORITE... 44 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,549 ...EX-WIFE? 45 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,801 BETTER NOW THAT I'M IN YOUR ARMS. 46 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,804 YOU WANT ME TO CLEAR THE ROOM? 47 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,223 -HELLO, DAMIEN. -AUNT EVANTHIA. 48 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:22,892 DAMIEN AND HANNA ARE GOING TO HANDLE YOUR CASE. 49 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:24,644 -OH. -I KNOW. 50 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:25,979 I'M EXCITED, TOO. 51 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:28,439 WELL, WE'RE OFF TO THE GRILL, BUT FIRST, 52 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,275 I'VE GOT SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU 53 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:31,985 IN MY OFFICE. 54 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:36,364 AWESOME. 55 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,450 I GOT IT HERE SOMEWHERE. 56 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:42,579 I FOUND IT ON MY CAR WINDSHIELD A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO. 57 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:45,999 IT'S A FRANKLIN AND BASH 25% OFF COUPON. 58 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:49,794 WELL, SORRY, BUT, UH, WE -- WE CAN'T HONOR THAT. 59 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:52,130 IT SAYS GOOD FOR THREE YEARS. 60 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:53,590 WE'RE HERE NOW. 61 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,425 I NEED THE DISCOUNT. 62 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,260 IN FACT, I'M GONNA NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET 63 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:59,178 TO PAY FOR LEGAL FEES. 64 00:02:59,637 --> 00:03:02,432 HERE, CAN I TRADE YOU A TILLAMOOK? 65 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:04,767 [ SIGHS ] I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, 66 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,644 IF WE DECIDE TO TAKE YOUR CASE -- 67 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,354 AND I'M NOT SAYING WE ARE -- 68 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:09,731 YOU DON'T PAY US AT ALL, 69 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:12,317 MOST SPECIFICALLY NOT IN BACKPACK CHEESE. 70 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,360 OH, I'M SO ASHAMED. 71 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:18,031 I ROBBED A PIZZA PLACE. 72 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:20,366 AND I DID IT BECAUSE I'M TAKING CARE OF MY DAD, 73 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,076 WHO HAS EMPHYSEMA, 74 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,288 AND I LOST MY JOB AND -- AND WE WERE SHORT ON RENT. 75 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:27,081 TELL THEM ABOUT THE GUN. 76 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:30,585 I CARVED A GUN OUT OF HARD CHEESE AND 77 00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:33,421 THEN I COATED IT IN A DARK-COLORED RIND. 78 00:03:33,504 --> 00:03:35,131 I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT ANYONE. 79 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,466 AND GUESS WHAT. 80 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,468 UH, YOU GOT RID OF IT BY EATING IT? 81 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,053 YOU GUYS ARE REALLY SMART. 82 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:41,304 [ LAUGHTER ] 83 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:42,722 -WOW. -IT WAS A GOOD SIZE. 84 00:03:42,805 --> 00:03:44,974 IT WASN'T LIKE A SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL. 85 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:46,976 IT WAS LIKE A .45. 86 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,311 THE GUN WAS THAT...? 87 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:50,563 IT WAS A HARD CHEESE. IT WAS A VALGRANA. 88 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,815 TRY IT SOMETIME WITH A COLD APPLE SLIVER. 89 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,692 -SIDEBAR? -EXCUSE US. 90 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,781 DO YOU HAVE ANY GOAT CHEESES IN THERE? 91 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:01,950 NO, I DON'T WORK IN GOAT CHEESES. 92 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:03,493 WHAT? 93 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:08,498 IT'S NOT LIKE WE'D BE KICKING HIM TO THE CURB, RIGHT? 94 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:09,999 PINDY CAN HANDLE THIS. 95 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,001 HE CAN'T TAKE AN ESCALATOR ALONE. 96 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,878 HE'S NOT READY TO TAKE OFF THE WATER WINGS. 97 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:17,674 HEY. YOU GUYS GOT TO TAKE INFELD'S EX-WIFE. 98 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,092 WE DON'T GOT TO DO ANYTHING. 99 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:20,635 THEN I NEED YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR. 100 00:04:20,718 --> 00:04:22,845 RIGHT. BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS HELPING US OUT? 101 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,806 -I HAVE A PROBLEM. -YEAH. 102 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,308 IT'S ONE OF THOSE DEEP FAMILY SECRETS. 103 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,396 I MAY HAVE HIT ON MY AUNT. 104 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,731 -[ SCOFFS ] -YES. 105 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:36,109 WELL, IT HAPPENED TO ME THANKSGIVING OF 1999, 106 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:39,112 AFTER TRIVIAL PURSUIT AND SIX GIN FIZZES. 107 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:40,947 WE'RE NOT BLOOD RELATED. 108 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:42,407 BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE IT WEIRD. 109 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:45,368 HANNA WILL HELP YOU. COME ON. 110 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:47,495 YOU TAKE OUR CASE, WE'LL TAKE YOURS. 111 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:49,205 SIMPLE FELONY, YOU CAN PLEAD IT OUT. 112 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,082 AND PINDY WILL BE YOUR SECOND CHAIR. 113 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:52,917 -SWEET. -YOU -- 114 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,211 WHOA, HE JUST TOOK THAT WAY TOO FAST. 115 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,671 WHICH WIFE YOU THINK IT IS? 116 00:04:56,754 --> 00:05:00,049 COULD BE ANY OF THEM -- BITCHY, DRUNKY, STABBY... 117 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,676 WELL... 118 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:03,344 OH, NO. 119 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:05,346 SO IN LOVE. EVANTHIA. 120 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:06,848 I WISH YOU'D TOLD ME. 121 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:09,100 I THINK WE JUST GOT HOSED. 122 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:12,061 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 123 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,276 ♪ OOH, WHAT A MIXTURE ♪ 124 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:21,446 ♪ SUCH A VIVID PICTURE ♪ 125 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:23,698 ♪ OOH, WHAT A MIXTURE ♪ 126 00:05:23,781 --> 00:05:29,120 ♪ IF I MUST SAY SO MYSELF ♪ 127 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,209 Jared: HOW MANY TIMES WAS INFELD MARRIED? 128 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,628 -Peter: FIVE TIMES. -WOW. REALLY? 129 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,047 NO WONDER HE'S GOT TO KEEP WORKING. 130 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,256 YEAH. 131 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,675 HANNA SAYS AFTER INFELD BROKE HER HEART, 132 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,427 EVANTHIA WENT A LITTLE NUTTY. 133 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:45,678 AND INFELD'S NORMAL? 134 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,180 RIGHT? 135 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,599 OKAY. FAVORITE VILLAINESSES YOU'D LIKE TO -- 136 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:51,059 VILFS. I GOT IT. 137 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,603 UH, FAMKE JANSSEN IN "Golden Eye." 138 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:55,271 CRUSHES A DUDE WITH HER THIGHS. 139 00:05:55,354 --> 00:05:56,522 -YEAH. -YOU? 140 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,691 CRUELLA DE VIL, "101 DALMATIANS." 141 00:05:59,358 --> 00:06:00,526 -REALLY? -ABSOLUTELY. 142 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:01,736 SHE'S FASHIONABLE, DETERMINED. 143 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:03,196 YEAH, BUT SHE'S A SMOKER. 144 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,573 YEAH, BUT I DON'T THINK SHE'LL GET CANCER. IT'S ANIMATION. 145 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:07,909 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 146 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:09,744 ABOUT FOUR MONTHS AGO, 147 00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:11,954 I FOUND HER WANDERING ON BARRINGTON AVENUE. 148 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:14,457 FILTHY, STARVING, NO TAGS. 149 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:16,584 CLEARLY SHE HAD BEEN ON THE STREETS FOR WEEKS, 150 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:19,003 SO I PUT HER IN MY CAR AND BROUGHT HER HOME. 151 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:21,506 CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING TO DRINK? 152 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:23,716 -NO, THANKS. -NO. SORRY. 153 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,551 DID YOU TRY TO FIND LULU'S OWNER? 154 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,261 OF COURSE. I PUT UP SIGNS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 155 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:29,138 BUT NO ONE CLAIMED HER. 156 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,223 I KNEW THEY WOULDN'T, 157 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:32,225 BECAUSE SHE'D BEEN MISSING FOR A WHILE. 158 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:34,769 SO, WHERE ARE HANNA AND DAMIEN? 159 00:06:34,852 --> 00:06:37,063 OH, WELL, HANNA CLAIMS THAT HER NEPHEW IS GRADUATING. 160 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:40,358 -AND KARP IS... -IN REHAB. POOR GUY. 161 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,611 OH. WELL, LOOKS LIKE I TRADED UP. 162 00:06:43,694 --> 00:06:45,530 YOU KNOW, I COULD GO FOR A GIN FIZZ. 163 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:47,824 SO, IS THIS WHERE YOU AND STANTON LIVED? 164 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,283 LIVED, FOUGHT... 165 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:51,953 SO, YOU ARE THE SECOND WIFE? 166 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:53,287 AND FOURTH. 167 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,414 SO NICE WE DID IT TWICE. 168 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,041 DID YOU THINK ABOUT MAYBE PUTTING THE DOG 169 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:58,251 IN AN ANIMAL SHELTER? 170 00:06:58,334 --> 00:07:00,002 LULU SUFFERED ENOUGH. 171 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:02,630 I WASN'T ABOUT TO DUMP HER OFF AGAIN AT THE POUND. 172 00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:05,967 AND I'VE RESCUED ANIMALS BEFORE AND FOUND THEM GOOD HOMES. 173 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:07,468 ANYWAY, TWO MONTHS LATER, 174 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,262 THIS CRAZY WOMAN COMES UP TO ME IN GELSON'S 175 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:10,888 CLAIMING THE DOG IS HERS. 176 00:07:11,013 --> 00:07:12,473 DID SHE HAVE ANY PROOF THAT THAT WAS HER DOG? 177 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:14,350 JUST THESE. 178 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:18,020 THAT'S THE WOMAN WHO STOLE LULU. 179 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:21,023 SHE'S GONNA NEED MORE THAN THIS TO PROVE OWNERSHIP. 180 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,901 -[ FIZZING ] -THANK YOU. 181 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,961 Peter: HEY. LOOK WHO IT IS. 182 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:43,838 TED ROSSI. HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN THE WATER IN A WHILE. 183 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:46,716 HEY, YEAH. I TOOK UP JIU-JITSU. IT'S GREAT FOR THE CORE. 184 00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:48,718 CHECK IT OUT. GO AHEAD. 185 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:50,720 WOW, THAT'S... 186 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:54,098 BELIEVE YOU KNOW MY PARTNER IN DEFENDING CRIME, ERIC JANGO? 187 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:55,349 -HI. -HEY. 188 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:56,684 -HOW ARE YOU? -HEY. WE HAVEN'T MET. 189 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:57,935 I DON'T NEED TO TOUCH YOUR STOMACH. 190 00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,479 NO, YOU SHOULDN'T. 191 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:00,897 I'M ACTUALLY QUITE A FAN OF YOUR WORK, THOUGH. 192 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,982 -THANKS. -AND YOU MUST BE MRS. DUTTON. 193 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:05,234 MS. DUTTON. THERE IS NO MR. DUTTON. 194 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,486 DAY'S NOT OVER. 195 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:07,945 -IT'S A LITTLE CREEPY. -REALLY? 196 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:09,197 -YEAH. -OKAY. 197 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,199 I'LL SEE YOU INSIDE. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU BOTH. 198 00:08:11,365 --> 00:08:12,408 SEE YOU INSIDE. 199 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,661 UH, COUNSEL... 200 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,079 YOUR CLIENT STOLE THE DOG. 201 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,706 IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY PLAIN AND SIMPLE. 202 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:21,375 -LAST CHANCE TO SETTLE. -[ LAUGHS ] 203 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:23,211 HE'S ADORABLE, LITTLE JANGO FETT. 204 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:24,754 PUT YOU IN MY POCKET. 205 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,881 IT'S WEIRD SEEING YOU GUYS REPRESENTING ZSA ZSA. 206 00:08:26,964 --> 00:08:28,674 -ISN'T IT? -A LITTLE BIT. 207 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,468 I MEAN, AFTER YEARS OF LOOKING AFTER ALL THE LITTLE GUYS. 208 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:32,845 -NOW... -NOW WHAT? 209 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,722 NOW YOU'RE ON THEIR SIDE. 210 00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:37,308 -[ LAUGHS ] -SEE YOU IN COURT. 211 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,645 -THEY'RE RODEO CLOWNS. -OH, YEAH. 212 00:08:40,728 --> 00:08:41,979 -THIS ISN'T EVEN GONNA BE FAIR. -I KNOW. 213 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:43,689 I KNOW. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 214 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:46,025 I'M MOVING UP MY BASKETBALL GAME FROM FRIDAY TO WEDNESDAY. 215 00:08:46,108 --> 00:08:47,235 THIS WILL BE OVER BY THEN. 216 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:48,778 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PLAY BASKETBALL. 217 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:50,488 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GET FACIALS. 218 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:51,989 YOU GET PICKED LAST A LOT? 219 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:53,699 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHEN YOU GET PICKED, OKAY? 220 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:54,951 IT'S DEFENSE. 221 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,035 Rossi: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 222 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:58,621 THIS IS A SIMPLE CASE OF STOLEN PROPERTY. 223 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:02,583 EVANTHIA STEELE TOOK A DOG THAT DID NOT BELONG TO HER. 224 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:06,629 AND BY THE WAY, THE DOG'S REAL NAME -- MAXINE. 225 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:10,299 KERRY DUTTON SEARCHED HER SANTA MONICA NEIGHBORHOOD TIRELESSLY 226 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,509 FOR MAXINE. 227 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:15,429 HER PROPERTY, HMM? HER STOLEN PROPERTY. 228 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:17,181 NOW WE'RE GONNA PROVE TO YOU 229 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,600 THAT MAX WAS LURED TO A FANCY PART OF TOWN 230 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:21,269 WITH A PROMISE OF A BETTER LIFE, 231 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:24,981 GIVEN A NEW FOOFY HAIRCUT, PAMPERED LIFESTYLE, 232 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:27,775 LEAVING BEHIND NOT ONLY THOSE MOST LOYAL TO HER, 233 00:09:27,858 --> 00:09:31,487 BUT ALSO HER OWN TRUE IDENTITY. 234 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:37,326 NOW, I UNDERSTAND WE ALL LOSE OUR WAY FROM TIME TO TIME, 235 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:41,998 FORGET WHERE WE COME FROM AND WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT. 236 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:47,086 BUT TO THOSE THAT LOVED US, WE OWE IT TO THEM TO COME HOME. 237 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,797 THANK YOU. 238 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:55,845 PUSHING THE BASKETBALL GAME BACK TO FRIDAY? 239 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,638 YEP. 240 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,812 -HUH! -HEY, I'M SORRY, SIR, 241 00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:07,273 BUT I-I LOST MY JOB AFTER I BROKE MY ARM. 242 00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:08,733 AND MY FATHER IS ILL. 243 00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:12,612 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. WHATEVER, JUST DON'T SHOOT. 244 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:15,531 MAY I...? I'M REALLY STARVING. 245 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:17,992 YEAH, GO RIGHT AHEAD. TRY THE PEPPERONI. 246 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:20,828 NAH, I'M A MOZZARELLA MAN. OOH, IT'S GOOD. 247 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,580 GOOD, GOOD. TAKE THIS AND GO, HUH? 248 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:24,498 THANK YOU. NOW, YOU HAVE A NICE DAY. 249 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,834 AND AGAIN, I'M SO VERY SORRY FOR THIS, OKAY? 250 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,336 OKAY, GREAT. GREAT. 251 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,423 AH. DEEP DISH. I LOVE IT. 252 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:33,758 UGH. 253 00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:36,802 UGH. THAT IS VERY HARD FOR ME TO WATCH. 254 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:39,263 I'M NOT THAT MAD MAN, I SWEAR. 255 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,641 WHY DID YOU PICK A PIZZA JOINT TO ROB? 256 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:45,144 WELL, I ALWAYS HEARD PIZZA JOINTS 257 00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:47,229 HAD LOTS OF CASH AROUND. 258 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,148 -REALLY? -YEAH. 259 00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:52,610 OH. WELL, SINCE THE GUN WAS, UM, A DAIRY PRODUCT, 260 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:54,862 WE CAN PROBABLY GET THE WEAPONS CHARGE DISMISSED. 261 00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:56,447 Pindar: PLUS, IT'S YOUR FIRST OFFENSE. 262 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:57,782 BEST CASE, WE GET ROBBERY 263 00:10:57,865 --> 00:10:59,241 REDUCED TO MISDEMEANOR ASSAULT. 264 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,744 YOU GET THREE YEARS' PROBATION AND NO JAIL TIME. 265 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:03,454 WOW. YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING. 266 00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:05,289 YEAH, WE ARE DYNAMIC, AREN'T WE? 267 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:06,624 WE'RE LIKE A DYNAMIC DUO. 268 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:08,292 WE'RE NOT A DUO OF ANY KIND. 269 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,752 OH, YOU CAN'T DENY THAT THERE ARE TWO OF US. 270 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,671 WATCH ME. I'M GONNA GET SOME COFFEE. YOU WANT ANYTHING? 271 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:12,922 NO. 272 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:16,175 I'LL...GET...BLACK. 273 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,889 SO YOU DIDN'T TAKE LULU TO THE POUND? 274 00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:24,725 I THINK LULU WAS DUMPED BY HER OWNER 275 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,268 IN A NICE, SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD 276 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,770 HOPING SOMEONE WOULD PICK HER UP. 277 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,772 SHE'S LUCKY THE COYOTES DIDN'T GET HER. 278 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,234 MS. STEELE, THE PALOMA BAG YOU'RE CARRYING -- 279 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,485 IS THAT REAL? 280 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:36,612 IT IS. A GIFT FROM MY EX-HUSBAND. 281 00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:38,531 I GUESS IT HOLDS SOME SENTIMENTAL VALUE. 282 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,699 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT BAG COSTS? 283 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,577 YES. UH, SOMEWHERE AROUND 75 GRAND. 284 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,122 GUN TO YOUR HEAD. 285 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:51,460 A THIEF SAYS, "HAND OVER YOUR PALOMA BAG OR YOUR DOG LULU." 286 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,962 -WHICH IS IT? -OBJECTION. 287 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,548 THIS CASE IS NOT ABOUT A STOLEN BAG. 288 00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:58,300 WHAT OPPOSING COUNSEL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND 289 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:02,847 IS A DOG ISN'T PROPERTY LIKE A CAR OR A PURSE, 290 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:06,058 ALBEIT A VERY PERFECT PALOMA BAG, 291 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:09,061 WHICH WE'LL DISCUSS LATER AT GREAT LENGTH. 292 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:12,648 -OVERRULED. -SO...THE BAG OR THE DOG? 293 00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,525 THAT'S EASY. 294 00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:18,279 I CAN LIVE WITHOUT A BAG, BUT NOT WITHOUT MY DOG. 295 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,614 AND I'LL DO ANYTHING TO KEEP HER. 296 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,491 NO FURTHER QUESTIONS. 297 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:30,499 COLD AND FLU GERMS CAN LIVE UP TO 48 HOURS ON HARD SURFACES. 298 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,251 YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE AMERICAN BAR ASSOCIATION. 299 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:33,502 I AIM HIGH. 300 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,753 -NICE SUIT. -THANKS. 301 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,172 HIS COMPLIMENT ISN'T GENUINE. 302 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,674 MY PARTNER IS KNOWN FOR HIS BITING SARCASM. 303 00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,301 -IS THAT TRUE? -NOT AT ALL. WHEN WE'RE DONE, 304 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,553 I'M GONNA BUY THAT SUIT FROM YOU FOR A MILLION DOLLARS. 305 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:44,054 DAMIEN. 306 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,348 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS TURD OF A CASE? 307 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,184 HEY, JUST BECAUSE LADY JUSTICE IS BLIND 308 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,686 DOESN'T MEAN SHE CANNOT HEAR...SIR. 309 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,022 -WHO'S THAT GUY? -HE'S NOBODY. 310 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,566 LOOK, LET'S JUST DO THIS QUICK SO WE CAN GET BACK TO OUR LIVES. 311 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,151 MISDEMEANOR WITH PROBATION. 312 00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,904 LOVE TO, BUT THIS IS A REAL CRIME. 313 00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:02,698 YOUR CLIENT'S ROBBERY HAS GONE VIRAL. 314 00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:04,867 MY BOSS WANTS TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF GENTLEMAN JIM 315 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,243 SO THAT OTHERS DON'T GET THE IDEA 316 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,829 THAT IF THEY JUST STEAL WITH GOOD MANNERS AND A SQUIRT GUN, 317 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,165 THEY WON'T DO ANY JAIL TIME. 318 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:12,917 [ CHUCKLES ] I'M SORRY, DAMIEN. 319 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,085 BUT THAT POOR SAP'S GOING AWAY FOR FIVE YEARS. 320 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,132 DID HE JUST SAY FIVE YEARS? 321 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,134 WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF MY FATHER IF I'M GONE FOR FIVE YEARS? 322 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,053 RELAX. IT'S JUST A PRELIMINARY HEARING. 323 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,429 I SHOULDN'T HAVE LISTENED. 324 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,764 "LISTENED"? 325 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:28,015 WHO TOLD YOU THAT LUCKY LOUIE'S 326 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:29,266 HAD A BUNCH OF CASH LYING AROUND? 327 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,018 NO ONE. THIS WAS MY MASTER PLAN. 328 00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:32,728 OH, AND IT WORKED GREAT. 329 00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:35,564 JIM, IF SOMEONE PUT YOU UP TO THIS, HE'S A CO-CONSPIRATOR. 330 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,651 AND IF YOU GIVE US HIS NAME, WE CAN GET YOU A LIGHTER SENTENCE. 331 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,444 NO WAY. NO WAY. 332 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,072 MAYBE I MAKE CHEESE, BUT I'M NO RAT. 333 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,618 Rossi: THE PLAINTIFF WOULD LIKE TO CALL 334 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,537 MR. PATRICK MEISNER TO THE STAND. 335 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,704 OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR. 336 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,748 THERE IS NO PATRICK MEISNER ON THE WITNESS LIST. 337 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,208 YOUR HONOR, SORRY, WE ATTEMPTED 338 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,126 TO DELIVER A NEW WITNESS LIST LAST NIGHT, 339 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,962 BUT OUR MESSENGER WAS PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING. 340 00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:00,130 AND WHO KNEW? HE HAD TWO PRIORS, SO... 341 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,507 HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. 342 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,968 IT'S SO LAME WE'RE OKAY WITH IT. 343 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:05,386 THANKS. 344 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,221 BUSH LEAGUE. 345 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:10,391 MR. MEISNER, WILL YOU PLEASE REMIND THE JURY WHERE YOU WORK? 346 00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:12,935 THE EAST VALLEY ANIMAL SHELTER IN WOODLAND HILLS. 347 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,478 IS IT TRUE THAT EVANTHIA STEELE, 348 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,897 WHO SAYS SHE FOUND THE DOG IN SANTA MONICA, 349 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,859 DROVE 15 MILES TO YOUR RESCUE CENTER IN WOODLAND HILLS? 350 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,570 -YES, THAT'S CORRECT. -WOW. REALLY? 351 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,613 AND WHERE DID SHE TELL YOU SHE FOUND THE DOG? 352 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,782 -IN WOODLAND HILLS. -WOODLAND HILLS? 353 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,325 WHY NOT LAS VEGAS? 354 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,619 Jango: NOW, WHY WOULD A WESTSIDER 355 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,955 VENTURE INTO YOUR CENTER IN THE VALLEY 356 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,832 WITH A MISSING PET? 357 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:37,334 WELL, SOMETIMES DOG OWNERS EMBED A COMPUTER CHIP IN THE DOG 358 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,044 WITH A NAME AND ADDRESS. 359 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,504 IF THE DOG DOESN'T HAVE THIS, 360 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,506 IT MAKES IT VERY EASY FOR THE FINDER 361 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,300 TO CLAIM THE DOG AS THEIRS. 362 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:47,553 -OBJECTION. SPECULATION. -SUSTAINED. 363 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,430 -DID THIS DOG HAVE A CHIP IN IT? -NO, IT DID NOT. 364 00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:51,307 MR. MEISNER, HOW MANY DAYS ARE REQUIRED 365 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,100 BEFORE SOMEONE CAN CLAIM OWNERSHIP OF A LOST PET? 366 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:54,643 10 DAYS. 367 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,980 ON WHAT DAY DID MS. STEELE ARRIVE TO CLAIM MAXINE? 368 00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,982 SHE WAS AT MY DOOR WHEN I OPENED 369 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,693 ON THE MORNING OF THE 10th DAY. 370 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,194 THANK YOU, MR. MEISNER. 371 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,739 NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOR. 372 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,408 YOUR HONOR, GIVEN MS. STEELE IS ON RECORD 373 00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:11,827 SAYING SHE'D DO ANYTHING TO SAVE THAT DOG, 374 00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,914 WE WOULD LIKE THAT DOG PLACED IN CUSTODY OF A THIRD PARTY. 375 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,207 -WHAT? -Judge: COUNSELORS IN MY CHAMBERS. 376 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,709 YOU MAY STEP DOWN. 377 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,253 WELL, WE WERE WRONG. 378 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,964 I GUESS YOU GUYS DO TAKE THE "HAIL MARY" CASES, HUH? 379 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,008 'CAUSE YOU GOT NO SHOT AT WINNING THIS ONE. 380 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,344 -YEAH. NICE LOAFERS. -THANKS, THEY'RE ITALIAN. 381 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,678 REALLY, THAT'S THE BEST YOU'VE GOT? 382 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,930 I'M TIRED, ALL RIGHT? 383 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,765 [ SIGHS ] 384 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,850 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 385 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,271 STANTON, I SAVED THAT DOG'S LIFE. 386 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,106 I'M SURE YOU DID. 387 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,484 BUT MY LAWYERS DON'T BELIEVE ME. 388 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:46,195 OH, WELL, THEY'LL COME AROUND. 389 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,530 IF ONLY YOU HAD COME AROUND THE HOUSE MORE. 390 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:52,201 WELL... YOU KNOW I WANT TO, DARLING. 391 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,954 BUT [SIGHS] EMOTIONS -- 392 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,456 THEY GET COMPLICATED THE MORNING AFTER. 393 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,500 YES, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID 394 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,085 ABOUT LIVING IN THE MOMENT. 395 00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:03,170 AND AT THIS VERY MOMENT, 396 00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:06,340 WE MUST SAVE YOUR BELOVED LULU. 397 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,258 OH. 398 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,360 Peter: THEY CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 399 00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,320 THE PROSECUTION IS CALLING MS. STEELE A FLIGHT RISK? 400 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,989 YES, SHE IS A DESPERATE WOMAN 401 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,824 WHO HAS SAID THAT SHE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THIS DOG. 402 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,367 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FLIGHT RISK TO ME. 403 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,035 YOUR HONOR, THAT IS RIDICULOUS. 404 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,578 GIVEN WHAT I'VE HEARD IN TESTIMONY TODAY, 405 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,080 I'M GOING TO AGREE WITH THE PLAINTIFF. 406 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,457 THE DOG WILL BE PLACED IN THE CUSTODY 407 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,917 OF THE LOS ANGELES ANIMAL CONTROL SHELTER 408 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,502 UNTIL CUSTODY CAN BE DETERMINED. 409 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,379 YOUR HONOR, YOU CAN'T PUT LULU IN THE COUNTY PEN. 410 00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:46,964 SHE'S TOO PRETTY. 411 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,632 Rossi: WELL, IF DEFENSE IS SO CONCERNED ABOUT THE DOG, 412 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,343 THEY COULD TAKE CUSTODY UNTIL VERDICT IS REACHED. 413 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,095 -WHY DON'T YOU? -WE HAVE CATS. 414 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,263 YOU WOULD. 415 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,973 Judge Douglas: FRANKLIN AND BASH, YOUR CALL. 416 00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,851 THE DOG GOES WITH YOU OR TO THE POUND. 417 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,352 [ SIGHS ] WE'LL TAKE IT. 418 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:01,937 -HIM. -HER. 419 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,439 SHUT UP. 420 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,065 THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW THE GENDER OF THE DOG. 421 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,567 YOU CAN'T TAKE IT 'CAUSE YOU HAVE CATS. 422 00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:08,360 -YES, SEVEN OF THEM. -UGH! 423 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,237 -YOU HAVE CATS! -YEAH. 424 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,281 -YOU LOOK LIKE A CAT. -MEOW, MOTHER... 425 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:46,440 OH, GOD, HOW CAN HE STAND THE SMELL? 426 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:47,941 THIS IS WHERE HE MAKES HIS CHEESE. 427 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,027 THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. 428 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,570 [ SIGHS ] YOU GET IT. 429 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:52,821 -NO, YOU GET IT. -GET IT. 430 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,073 -NO. -GET IT. 431 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,365 OH, GOD. 432 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,367 YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME. I'M NOT TALKING. 433 00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:58,786 WHAT ARE YOU MAKING? 434 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,454 CAMEMBERT. 435 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:02,664 IT'S HIS SPECIALTY. 436 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,750 Sweeney: THE SECRET TO A GOOD CAMEMBERT 437 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,877 IS TURNING THE MOLDS EVERY SIX HOURS 438 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,213 TO ALLOW THE WHEY TO DRAIN EVENLY. 439 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,048 Damien: ACTUALLY, THE SECRET TO A GOOD CAMEMBERT 440 00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:13,217 IS A DECENT CABERNET TO SAVE ITS SORRY ASS. 441 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,219 -OH, YEAH? -OH, YEAH. 442 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:17,304 Pindar: LISTEN -- THE JURY HAS TO UNDERSTAND 443 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:18,806 WHY YOU ROBBED LUCKY LOUIE'S. 444 00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,933 YOU NEEDED RENT MONEY SO YOU AND YOUR SICK FATHER 445 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,392 WOULDN'T END UP ON THE STREET. 446 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,228 BUT TO ESTABLISH THAT, 447 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:25,813 WE HAVE TO PUT YOU ON THE STAND. 448 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,022 THAT I CAN DO. 449 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,524 GOOD, BUT ONCE YOU'RE ON THE STAND, 450 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,400 THE PROSECUTION CAN CROSS-EXAMINE YOU. 451 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,820 AND THEN IF THEY ASK YOU WHETHER YOU WORKED ALONE, 452 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,488 YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH. 453 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,199 I STAND CORRECTED. 454 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,910 THE VINTNER OWES A DEBT OF GRATITUDE TO THE ARTISAN. 455 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,749 WELL, WE'LL LEAVE YOU TO YOUR CHEESE. 456 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,751 BYE. 457 00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:53,507 HIS NAME IS CHARLIE HILLENBRAN. 458 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:57,010 HE'S A FOOD VENDOR. I SELL MY CHEESE TO HIM. 459 00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:00,722 HE SAID THERE WAS THIS PIZZA JOINT. 460 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,559 THE OWNER HAD A LOT OF CASH AROUND 461 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,352 AND NO GUN ON THE PREMISES. 462 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,896 KEEP GOING. 463 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:12,401 CHUCK SAID THAT THE OWNER, LUCKY LOUIE, WAS RICH 464 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:15,195 AND THAT THE PIZZA JOINT WAS A TAX WRITE-OFF. 465 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,364 AND AS LONG AS I DIDN'T USE A DEADLY WEAPON 466 00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,616 AND WAS RESPECTFUL, IF I WAS CAUGHT, 467 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,494 THEY'D LET ME GO WITH JUST A SLAP ON THE WRIST. 468 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:25,330 AND YOU GUYS -- YOU GUYS SAW THE VIDEO. 469 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,749 I-I WAS VERY RESPECTFUL. 470 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,627 IT MIGHT NOT BE ENOUGH TO MAKE CHUCK A CO-CONSPIRATOR. 471 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,297 DID YOU GIVE HIM A CUT OF ANY OF THE MONEY YOU STOLE? 472 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,548 NO. 473 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:35,841 INSURANCE FRAUD MAYBE? 474 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:38,635 MAYBE. WE NEED TO FIND OUT MORE. 475 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,139 DID YOU REALLY FIND THE DOG IN SANTA MONICA 476 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,891 AND TAKE HER TO WOODLAND HILLS? 477 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,225 YES. 478 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:48,270 I KEPT SEEING HER ON MONTANA AVENUE 479 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:51,356 EITHER LEFT IN A HOT CAR OR TIED TO A METER 480 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,192 WHILE THAT WOMAN WAS IN YOGA CLASS. 481 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,319 SOMETIMES FOR HOURS WHILE SHE WAS JUST FLIRTING WITH MEN. 482 00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:57,321 I HAD SEEN ENOUGH, AND I RESCUED HER. 483 00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:58,906 SOME PEOPLE WOULD CALL THAT STEALING. 484 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,157 AND BY SOME, I MEAN EVERYONE. 485 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,159 -I SAVED THIS DOG'S LIFE. -OKAY. 486 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,369 ALL I WANTED WAS FOR LULU TO BE IN A BETTER HOME. 487 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:05,996 NOW... DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS CASE 488 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,831 OR SHOULD I TALK TO STANTON ABOUT NEW COUNSEL? 489 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,583 -[ CLEARS THROAT ] -TAKE THE DOG. 490 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,460 OH. 491 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,922 LULU, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A SLEEPOVER WITH THESE NICE MEN. 492 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,548 -[ BABBLING ] -OKAY. 493 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,508 OH, LULU. OH! 494 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,093 -OH. OKAY. -[ TOY SQUEAKING ] 495 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,720 OH, THANK YOU. THAT'S FUN. 496 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,640 ALL RIGHT. LULU, COME ON. LULU. COME, GIRL. 497 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,518 -OKAY. -GOOD LUCK. 498 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,770 THANK YOU. 499 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,230 OHH. 500 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,957 A DOG'S TONGUE IS NOT JUST ITS WASHCLOTH, 501 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,792 BUT ALSO ITS TOILET PAPER. 502 00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,335 SO WHEN IT'S "KISSING" YOU, 503 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,045 IT'S BASICALLY RUBBING USED TOILET PAPER 504 00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:56,505 ALL OVER YOUR FACE. 505 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,840 OH, SHE'S SO CUTE. I WANT TO KEEP HER. 506 00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:01,176 WELL, JUDGING BY THE WAY THE CASE IS GOING, 507 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,552 SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO START LEARNING TO LIVE 508 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,304 ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TRACKS AGAIN. 509 00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,139 -OKAY, STRATEGY 2.0. -GO. 510 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:09,017 EVANTHIA DIDN'T STEAL THE DOG, SHE RESCUED IT. 511 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,519 YEAH, RIGHT. YOUR CLIENT'S A THIEF. 512 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,229 IT'S BETTER THAN BEING AN ANIMAL ABUSER. 513 00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:14,564 YOU'RE RIGHT. WE GOT TO HIT KERRY DUTTON HARD 514 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,191 FOR BEING A NEGLECTFUL OWNER. 515 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,193 WE SHOW THAT THE DOG-JACKING 516 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,861 WAS A CRIME OF NECESSITY. 517 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,614 THAT THE DOG'S LIFE AND WELFARE WAS IN GRAVE DANGER. 518 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:23,865 THIS IS A HAIL MARY. 519 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,492 CARMEN, YOU GOT TO FIND SOMEONE 520 00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:27,035 TO SUPPORT OUR CLAIM THAT THE DOG WAS NEGLECTED. 521 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,454 OKAY, CHECK OLD BOYFRIENDS, ROOMMATES, ANYONE. 522 00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:32,833 HOW CAN IT STILL BE SHEDDING? IT'S LITERALLY EVERYWHERE. 523 00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,918 PINDY, FIRST OF ALL, IT IS A SHE. 524 00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,920 SECOND OF ALL, YORKIES DON'T SHED. 525 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,297 THAT HAIR'S PROBABLY LEFT OVER 526 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,841 FROM PETER'S MANSCAPING BONANZA. 527 00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:44,928 WHAT'S WRONG? 528 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,724 I USED TO THINK JANGO AND ROSSI WERE WANNABES. 529 00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:51,018 NOW MAYBE THEY'RE RIGHT. MAYBE WE HAVE SOLD OUT. 530 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,477 NO WAY. 531 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:53,979 WE SWAPPED GENTLEMAN JIM'S CASE 532 00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,689 WITHOUT THINKING TWICE ABOUT IT. 533 00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:58,442 -AS A FAVOR TO KARP. -WAS IT THAT? 534 00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:00,986 OR DID WE JUST NOT WANT TO BE BOTHERED BY THE GREAT UNWASHED? 535 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:05,907 WE USED TO BE TRUE BELIEVERS. 536 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,451 PETER, WE'RE STILL THE SAME GUYS. 537 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:08,827 WE STILL HAVE THE SAME VALUES. 538 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:10,620 WE STILL FIGHT FOR THE LITTLE GUY. 539 00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:11,997 THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THIS TIME, 540 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,207 THE LITTLE GUY HAPPENS TO BE A YORKIE 541 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:17,627 OWNED BY A SUPER-RICH WHITE LADY FROM THE WESTSIDE. 542 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,379 DAMN. 543 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,385 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 544 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,721 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 545 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:31,475 [ LULU BARKING ] 546 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,898 PLEASE DELIVER THIS TO MR. KARP'S OFFICE. 547 00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:41,777 Stanton: THOUGHT THE WOMAN WAS A -- 548 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:45,072 OH. WELL, LOOK WHAT THE DOG DRAGGED IN. 549 00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:47,699 THIS DOG KEPT US UP ALL NIGHT SICK. 550 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,868 LET ME GUESS, YOU FED IT SUSHI. 551 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:51,620 PIGS IN A BLANKET. 552 00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:54,790 YORKIEPOOS -- THEY HAVE A VERY DELICATE CONSTITUTION. 553 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,333 YOU THINK JANGO AND ROSSI DID THIS 554 00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:58,251 TO THROW YOU OFF YOUR GAME? 555 00:22:58,335 --> 00:22:59,878 -MAN, THAT WOULD BE KIND OF BRILLIANT. -IT WOULD. 556 00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:02,339 ALL RIGHT. WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY? 557 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:06,009 NO OFFENSE, SIR, BUT YOUR EX-WIFE IS BUCKNUTS CRAZY. 558 00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,220 WHOA. WHOA. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. 559 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:11,932 EVANTHIA IS A WONDERFUL WOMAN WITH A BIG HEART. 560 00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:14,476 SHE'S JUST HAD A TOUGH GO SINCE WE SPLIT UP. 561 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:17,062 ANYWAY, SHE FINDS IT VERY HARD TO FIND SOMEONE 562 00:23:17,145 --> 00:23:18,980 WITH MY LOVEMAKING SKILLS. 563 00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:20,899 ESPECIALLY MY ABILITY 564 00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:24,236 TO FIND THE VERY ELUSIVE FEMALE K-SPOT. 565 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:25,487 G-SPOT. 566 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:28,490 "K." IT'S ABOVE THE "G." 567 00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:32,202 GETTING THERE IS PART ARCHITECTURE, PART INSTINCT. 568 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:35,205 YOU SEE, THE DIFFICULTY OF FINDING THE K-SPOT 569 00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:38,625 CAN ONLY BE ECLIPSED BY THE RECIPIENT'S ABILITY 570 00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:42,170 TO WITHSTAND THE INTENSITY OF ITS DISCOVERY. 571 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,588 -FIRST YOU -- -[ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ] 572 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,841 SIR, I'M JUST GONNA SAY WORDS UNTIL YOU STOP. 573 00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:47,134 GO ON. GO ON. 574 00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:48,885 OH. LATER. [ CLEARS THROAT ] 575 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:52,055 JANGO AND ROSSI HAVE SUBMITTED A NEW WITNESS FOR TODAY. 576 00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:54,850 -YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. THE DOG?! -THE DOG. 577 00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:56,852 THE JUDGE ISN'T GONNA ALLOW THAT, RIGHT? 578 00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:59,312 -THEY'RE MESSING WITH US. -THEY'RE IN OUR HEADS. 579 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:00,814 [ CHUCKLES ] 580 00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:03,150 WHAT? 581 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,361 I THINK YOU GIVE EVANTHIA ALL THIS FREE LEGAL COUNSEL 582 00:24:06,444 --> 00:24:09,239 TO ALLEVIATE THE GUILT YOU FEEL FOR BREAKING HER HEART. 583 00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:10,866 AM I RIGHT? 584 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:14,286 THANK YOU, HANNA. THAT'LL BE ALL. 585 00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:17,664 OKAY. 586 00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:39,561 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 587 00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:44,941 Jared: YOUR HONOR, WHEN THE PLAINTIFF'S COUNSEL 588 00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:46,610 ARE DONE GETTING THEIR PHONE NUMBERS, WE'RE GOOD TO GO. 589 00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:48,695 AND IF THEY NEED A CLOSER, I CAN HELP. 590 00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:53,325 YOUR HONOR, THE PLAINTIFF WOULD LIKE TO CALL 591 00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:55,035 MAXINE THE DOG TO THE STAND. 592 00:24:55,118 --> 00:24:56,870 -COME ON, YOUR HONOR. -OH, GOOD LORD... 593 00:24:56,953 --> 00:24:59,414 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GROW TWO MORE INCHES AND CALL YOURSELF FRANKLIN? 594 00:24:59,497 --> 00:25:01,416 -MR. FRANKLIN! -Jared: I'M SORRY, YOUR HONOR. 595 00:25:01,499 --> 00:25:03,126 THAT MIGHT BE THE ONLY CHANCE I EVER GET 596 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:05,045 TO MAKE A SHORT JOKE AT SOMEONE ELSE'S EXPENSE. 597 00:25:05,128 --> 00:25:06,338 Rossi: YOUR HONOR, THE DEFENSE HAS CLAIMED 598 00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:08,465 THAT THE DOG IS NOT PROPERTY, BUT RATHER SOMETHING 599 00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:10,884 THAT FORGES A MORE EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT. 600 00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:12,135 APPROACH. 601 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,137 MAY I? 602 00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:21,228 ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS, FOLKS? 603 00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:23,063 YOUR HONOR, IT'S VERY SIMPLE. EVANTHIA STEELE CLAIMS 604 00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:24,773 THAT SHE'S BONDED WITH THIS DOG. 605 00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:26,441 LET'S PUT IT TO A TASTE TEST. 606 00:25:26,524 --> 00:25:27,859 WHY NOT LET THE DOG CHOOSE ITS MASTER? 607 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:30,487 -YOUR HONOR, THIS IS CRAZY. -AND IF WE'RE SAYING IT'S CRAZY... 608 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:31,738 REQUEST DENIED. MOVE ON. 609 00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:33,782 THERE YOU GO. 610 00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:35,784 -OH, NO! TOTO! -LULU, LULU! 611 00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:38,995 MAX! YES! YES! OH! 612 00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:42,332 -YOUR HONOR! -[ GAVEL BANGING ] 613 00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:44,000 -Kerry: MOMMY MISSES YOU. -[ GAVEL BANGS ] 614 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:46,586 MR. ROSSI, MR. JANGO, I AM HOLDING YOU IN CONTEMPT. 615 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:48,129 WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING -- OH, YOU MEANT THEM. 616 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:49,464 FORCE OF HABIT. 617 00:25:49,547 --> 00:25:51,091 THE JURY WILL DISREGARD THAT STUNT 618 00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:53,260 AND LET IT HAVE NO BEARING ON YOUR DECISION. 619 00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:54,761 YOUR HONOR, WE REQUEST THAT THE BAILIFF 620 00:25:54,844 --> 00:25:56,179 BE ALLOWED TO SEARCH MS. DUTTON 621 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:57,973 IN ORDER TO SEE IF SHE IS HIDING A LAMB CHOP 622 00:25:58,056 --> 00:25:59,724 OR SOME BACON TREATS ON HER PERSON. 623 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:01,434 -REQUEST DENIED. -OKAY, I'LL DO IT. 624 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:03,103 -WE'LL DO IT, YOUR HONOR. -DENIED. 625 00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:05,021 THIS COURT IS IN RECESS UNTIL 3:00. 626 00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:08,817 WHY DON'T YOU SHRINK AN INCH AND CALL YOURSELF JANGO? 627 00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:13,947 MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE HIRED THEM. 628 00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:15,782 Psst. 629 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,411 MR. HILLENBRAN? 630 00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:20,745 THAT'S ME. 631 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:22,539 SOMEBODY TOLD ME YOU COULD HOOK A GIRL UP 632 00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:24,082 WITH SOME BULK CHEDDAR. 633 00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:25,917 OH, YEAH? WHO? 634 00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:27,836 JIM SWEENEY. 635 00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:30,297 -YOU A COP? -NO. 636 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:31,548 WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WAS A COP? 637 00:26:31,631 --> 00:26:33,216 WHY, DID YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG? 638 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,302 NO, BUT JIM SWEENEY DID. 639 00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:37,387 YEAH, I KNOW. HE SAID YOU TOLD HIM 640 00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:40,140 LUCKY LOUIE'S WAS AN EASY MARK. 641 00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:42,934 WHO ARE YOU? 642 00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:49,566 AN INVESTIGATOR FOR FRANKLIN AND BASH. 643 00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:52,902 YEAH, I'VE SEEN THEIR BUMPER STICKERS ON TOMBSTONES. 644 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,321 ASK ME ANYTHING. 645 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:57,907 DID YOU TELL JIM THAT LOUIE DIDN'T KEEP A GUN ON THE PREMISES? 646 00:26:57,991 --> 00:27:00,744 I DID, BUT I DIDN'T TELL JIM TO ROB THE PLACE. 647 00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:02,162 WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU? 648 00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:04,080 BECAUSE LOUIE IS NOT ONLY A FRIEND OF MINE, 649 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:06,499 -HE'S A BUSINESS PARTNER. -BUSINESS PARTNER? 650 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:09,210 YEAH, I'M A MINORITY OWNER OF LUCKY LOUIE'S. 651 00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:11,921 NOW, WHY IN THE HELL WOULD I TIP SOMEONE OFF 652 00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:13,882 TO STEAL MONEY FROM MY OWN BUSINESS? 653 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:26,353 [ BABIES GIGGLING ] 654 00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:27,604 DEPRESSED, HUH? 655 00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:28,980 HOW'D YOU KNOW? 656 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:32,901 OH, WHENEVER YOU'RE IN A FUNK, YOU WATCH LAUGHING BABIES. 657 00:27:33,276 --> 00:27:35,653 -THEY BRING ME SO MUCH JOY. -[ COMPUTER BEEPS ] 658 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:38,406 A MILLION HITS FOR LUCKY LOUIE. 659 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,658 YOU CAN'T BUY PUBLICITY LIKE THAT. 660 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:41,910 WHERE YOU HEADED? 661 00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:43,703 TO TALK TO ANOTHER ONE 662 00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:45,455 OF KERRY DUTTON'S OLD BOYFRIENDS. 663 00:27:45,538 --> 00:27:47,332 OF WHICH THERE SEEM TO BE MANY. 664 00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:50,710 ANYWAY, LULU HAS BEEN FED. YES, SHE HAS. 665 00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:52,587 BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUT HER OUT. 666 00:27:52,712 --> 00:27:54,756 OH, I WAS UNAWARE THAT HELL HAD FROZEN OVER. 667 00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:58,134 PINDY, SHE'S LIKE A TINY LITTLE LASSIE. 668 00:27:58,218 --> 00:28:00,053 UH, LASSIE CONTRACTED TOXOCARIASIS 669 00:28:00,136 --> 00:28:01,596 AND KILLED HALF THE CREW. 670 00:28:01,679 --> 00:28:04,974 OKAY, WOW. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 671 00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:06,267 IT LINKS TO GROUPON. 672 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:08,144 WHAT DOES? 673 00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,688 THE VIRAL VIDEO FROM LUCKY LOUIE LINKS TO GROUPON. 674 00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:12,440 WE NEED A SUBPOENA. 675 00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:15,527 WE HAVE TO OPEN THE BOOKS ON LUCKY LOUIE PIZZERIA. 676 00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:21,616 BUT THE JUDGE INSTRUCTED THE JURY TO IGNORE WHAT LULU DID. 677 00:28:22,158 --> 00:28:24,536 YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T ERASE A MEMORY. 678 00:28:24,744 --> 00:28:27,831 THE JURY NOW SEES KERRY AS LULU'S CHOICE. 679 00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:31,376 EVANTHIA, IT'S NOT OVER. 680 00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:32,877 IT FEELS LIKE IT. 681 00:28:33,336 --> 00:28:36,423 LULU BEING HERE MADE THIS HOUSE NOT FEEL SO LONELY ANYMORE. 682 00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:39,175 YOU KNOW, YOU AND STANTON SEEM TO GET ALONG WELL. 683 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,636 WE GET ALONG BECAUSE WE'RE NOT MARRIED ANYMORE. 684 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,681 OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW, WE MAY NOT GET 685 00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:46,099 YOU AND STANTON BACK TOGETHER, 686 00:28:46,182 --> 00:28:47,350 BUT WE'RE GONNA GET YOU BACK WITH LULU. 687 00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:48,893 HEAR, HEAR! 688 00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:50,186 -REALLY? -YEAH. 689 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:53,982 OH. HERE'S TO THAT. 690 00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:56,192 -IT'S CARMEN. -HEY. 691 00:28:56,943 --> 00:28:58,945 I GOT SOME BAD NEWS. 692 00:28:59,028 --> 00:29:00,280 OKAY. 693 00:29:00,363 --> 00:29:02,323 HOW LONG DID YOU AND STANTON DATE? 694 00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:03,825 Evanthia: ABOUT SIX WEEKS. 695 00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:05,076 -REALLY? -MM-HMM. 696 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,953 HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS K-SPOT. 697 00:29:07,036 --> 00:29:09,038 HE -- HE TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT? 698 00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:10,540 [ Laughing ] YEAH. 699 00:29:10,623 --> 00:29:12,459 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS, DO YOU? 700 00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:13,835 NO, I HAVE NO IDEA. 701 00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:16,880 I FOUND ONE OF KERRY'S OLD BOYFRIENDS. 702 00:29:16,963 --> 00:29:20,383 EVANTHIA -- SHE'S NOT GETTING HER DOG BACK. 703 00:29:32,228 --> 00:29:33,480 Wainwright: THE PROSECUTION WOULD LIKE TO CALL 704 00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:35,523 MR. LOUIE GIANELLI TO THE STAND. 705 00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:39,152 HMM. I'M GOOD. 706 00:29:39,235 --> 00:29:41,571 NICE CALL SUBPOENAING LUCKY LOUIE'S BOOKS. 707 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:43,448 JUST DOING MY JOB, PARTNER. 708 00:29:43,531 --> 00:29:45,116 LET'S BEAT THIS DICK. 709 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,243 ONE LAST QUESTION, MR. GIANELLI. 710 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:50,163 WHEN MR. SWEENEY POINTED HIS GUN AT YOU, 711 00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:52,040 WERE YOU AWARE THAT THE GUN WASN'T REAL? 712 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:53,374 NO. 713 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,502 DID YOU FIND ANYTHING GENTLEMANLY 714 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,003 ABOUT SOMEONE POINTING A LOADED WEAPON AT YOU 715 00:29:57,086 --> 00:29:58,338 AND DEMANDING YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY? 716 00:29:58,421 --> 00:30:01,090 OBJECTION. ARGUMENTATIVE. 717 00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:02,509 SUSTAINED. 718 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:06,262 MR. GIANELLI, WERE YOU SCARED FOR YOUR LIFE 719 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:08,598 WHEN JIM SWEENEY POINTED IN YOUR DIRECTION 720 00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:10,767 WHAT YOU BELIEVED TO BE A DEADLY WEAPON? 721 00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:13,937 YES, BUT I WAS MORE SCARED 722 00:30:14,395 --> 00:30:16,397 THAT I WOULDN'T SEE MY WIFE AGAIN. 723 00:30:17,398 --> 00:30:19,651 NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOR. 724 00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:24,447 UH, MR. GIANELLI, ACCORDING TO YOUR BOOKS, 725 00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:25,615 BUSINESS WASN'T GREAT 726 00:30:25,698 --> 00:30:27,283 THE FIRST HALF OF LAST YEAR, CORRECT? 727 00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:29,911 YEAH, THAT'S CORRECT. WE WERE DOWN ABOUT 20%. 728 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:31,913 AND HOW'S BUSINESS BEEN THE LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS? 729 00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:33,456 IT HAS PICKED UP. KNOCK ON WOOD. 730 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:34,833 [ KNOCKS ON STAND ] 731 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,876 ACTUALLY, ACCORDING TO YOUR RECORDS, 732 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,337 BUSINESS PICKED UP ALMOST 15% 733 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:41,256 SINCE THE ROBBERY WAS CAUGHT ON YOUR SECURITY CAMERAS 734 00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:43,550 AND WENT VIRAL, ISN'T THAT CORRECT? 735 00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:45,260 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 736 00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:47,720 EVEN THE BLIND PIG FINDS THE ACORN. 737 00:30:49,055 --> 00:30:51,057 WOULD I BE ACCURATE IF I SAID 738 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,725 THAT GETTING THAT ROBBERY ON CAMERA 739 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:53,977 MIGHT HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE BEST THINGS 740 00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:55,270 TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND YOUR BUSINESS? 741 00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:57,313 -OBJECTION. -WITHDRAWN. 742 00:30:58,314 --> 00:31:00,316 MR. GIANELLI, DO YOU HAVE BUSINESS PARTNERS? 743 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,819 YEAH, I-I'VE GOT 10 INVESTORS. 744 00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:04,153 DID YOU DISCUSS WITH YOUR PARTNERS 745 00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:05,488 WAYS TO STIMULATE THE BUSINESS? 746 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,490 OH, SURE. ALL THE TIME. 747 00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:10,034 LIKE THE NEW DEEP DISH PIZZA... HALF-PRICE NIGHT... 748 00:31:10,743 --> 00:31:12,829 GETTING SOMEONE GULLIBLE TO ROB YOUR STORE 749 00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:14,080 WITH A CHEESE GUN FOR PUBLICITY? 750 00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:15,456 OBJECTION -- ARGUMENTATIVE. 751 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:16,749 SUSTAINED. 752 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:19,711 MR. GIANELLI, DID YOUR BUSINESS PARTNER CHARLES HILLENBRAN 753 00:31:19,794 --> 00:31:21,337 SUGGEST TO MR. SWEENEY 754 00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:23,089 THAT IF HE WAS CONVICTED OF ROBBING LUCKY LOUIE'S, 755 00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:24,716 -HE WOULD GET OFF LIGHT? -OBJECTION. 756 00:31:24,799 --> 00:31:26,217 WATCH IT, ATTICUS. 757 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:28,303 YOUR HONOR, MR. GIANELLI IS NOT ON TRIAL HERE. 758 00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:30,597 AND I ASK THAT MR. KARP'S QUESTIONS BE STRICKEN. 759 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,016 YOUR HONOR, WE'RE TRYING TO PRESENT AN AFFIRMATIVE DEFENSE 760 00:31:33,099 --> 00:31:34,517 OF A LEGAL IMPOSSIBILITY. 761 00:31:35,101 --> 00:31:37,020 OUR CLIENT COULDN'T HAVE COMMITTED A CRIME 762 00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:38,646 AGAINST A PERSON WHO PLANNED THE CRIME. 763 00:31:39,772 --> 00:31:42,233 -IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. -OVERRULED. 764 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:43,735 BUT, MR. KARP, 765 00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:45,778 UNLESS YOU ARE READY TO PRESENT SOME PROOF 766 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:47,739 -TO SUPPORT LEGAL IMPOSSIBILITY... -I AM, YOUR HONOR. 767 00:31:48,364 --> 00:31:50,450 I WOULD LIKE TO ENTER INTO EVIDENCE 768 00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:53,119 WHAT HAS PREVIOUSLY BEEN MARKED AS EXHIBIT "B." 769 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:57,624 MR. GIANELLI, IS THIS A RECEIPT FROM STONEBRIDGE SECURITY? 770 00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,083 YES, IT IS. 771 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:00,543 AND WHAT DID YOU PURCHASE AT STONEBRIDGE SECURITY? 772 00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:02,045 SECURITY CAMERAS. 773 00:32:02,128 --> 00:32:04,088 CAN YOU READ THE DATE WHEN YOU PUT THE CAMERAS IN? 774 00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:06,841 IT'S MARCH 29, 2012. 775 00:32:07,508 --> 00:32:08,468 AH. 776 00:32:09,969 --> 00:32:11,512 HOW FORTUITOUS. 777 00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:13,514 AFTER EIGHT YEARS IN BUSINESS AND NO PREVIOUS BURGLARIES, 778 00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:14,974 YOU INSTALL SECURITY CAMERAS 779 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:17,518 THREE DAYS BEFORE MR. SWEENEY ROBS YOUR STORE 780 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,520 ON APRIL 2, 2012. 781 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:20,772 AGREE OR DISAGREE? 782 00:32:20,855 --> 00:32:23,524 [ STAMMERS ] 783 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:25,652 I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME LUCKY LOUIE. 784 00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:26,986 [ CHUCKLES ] 785 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:31,157 NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOR. 786 00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:45,129 WHAT PERCENTAGE OF A DOG'S MEMORY IS ITS SENSE OF SMELL? 787 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:46,923 80%, ROUGHLY. 788 00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:49,842 SO IT'S FAIR TO SAY THAT IF ENOUGH TIME HAS PASSED, 789 00:32:49,926 --> 00:32:52,178 A DOG WOULD REMEMBER SOMEONE BY SMELL 790 00:32:52,261 --> 00:32:55,098 -BEFORE RECOGNIZING THEM VISUALLY? -OH, SURE. 791 00:32:55,181 --> 00:32:58,559 SOME DOGS ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS, LIKE HUNTING DOGS. 792 00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:00,311 AND IS A YORKSHIRE A HUNTING DOG? 793 00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:03,773 IN THE 19th CENTURY, THEY WERE BRED IN YORKSHIRE, ENGLAND, 794 00:33:03,856 --> 00:33:05,066 TO CATCH RATS. 795 00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:06,985 THANK YOU, SIR. NO MORE QUESTIONS. 796 00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:09,654 YOUR HONOR, WE'D LIKE TO CALL TO THE STAND MR. ANDRE CARSON 797 00:33:09,737 --> 00:33:13,366 AND WE'D LIKE TO ENTER EXHIBIT "D" INTO EVIDENCE. 798 00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:15,368 OBJECTION. I BELIEVE YOUR HONOR 799 00:33:15,451 --> 00:33:17,453 REJECTED MAXINE AS A WITNESS JUST YESTERDAY. 800 00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:20,415 YES, YOUR HONOR, BUT THIS IS NOT A WITNESS, 801 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:23,918 THIS IS EVIDENCE IN SUPPORT OF OUR NEXT WITNESS' TESTIMONY. 802 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,963 LET THE COURT REPORTER TRANSCRIBE THIS CORRECTLY, 803 00:33:27,463 --> 00:33:30,341 BECAUSE CHANCES ARE I WILL NEVER SAY IT AGAIN -- 804 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,136 SINCE FRANKLIN AND BASH RESPECTED THIS COURT 805 00:33:33,219 --> 00:33:37,015 AND FOLLOWED PROPER PROCEDURE, I WILL ALLOW IT. 806 00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:38,516 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 807 00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:40,518 [ BARKING ] 808 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:42,937 YOUR HONOR, WE HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE 809 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,313 TO INTERVIEW THIS WITNESS HERE. 810 00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:46,024 Jared: YOUR HONOR, WE MESSENGERED OVER 811 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:47,942 THE WITNESS LIST TO THE PLAINTIFF'S COUNSEL, 812 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,778 BUT MR. JANGO'S MOTHER REFUSED TO SIGN FOR IT. 813 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,280 I GUESS HE LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER, 814 00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:53,781 WHICH IS WEIRD, BUT -- 815 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,283 Jango: YOUR HONOR, IT'S A DUPLEX, 816 00:33:55,366 --> 00:33:56,576 AND MY MOTHER WOULD HAVE SIGNED FOR ANYTHING. 817 00:33:56,659 --> 00:33:58,119 I'LL ALLOW IT. 818 00:33:58,619 --> 00:34:00,496 Peter: WE HAVE PROOF THAT THIS MAN, ANDRE CARSON, 819 00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:02,707 IS THE REAL OWNER OF LULU. 820 00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:06,377 BUT THAT'S NOT EVEN THE DOG'S REAL NAME. OR MAXINE. 821 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:11,049 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE COURT, WE PRESENT TO YOU, LADY BOW WOW. 822 00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:13,926 -NO, THE DOG STAYS. -STAY! 823 00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:15,887 GOOD GIRL. 824 00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:17,722 -OBJECTION! OH, YOU GO. -OBJECTION! AFTER YOU. 825 00:34:17,805 --> 00:34:21,267 OH, UM, YOUR HONOR, THIS IS A CASE OF OWNERSHIP 826 00:34:21,350 --> 00:34:24,395 BETWEEN MS. STEELE AND MS. DUTTON, NOT MR. CARSON. 827 00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:27,273 THIS WITNESS GOES TO THE PLAINTIFF'S CREDIBILITY, YOUR HONOR. 828 00:34:27,356 --> 00:34:29,942 I'LL ALLOW IT. THE BAILIFF WILL SWEAR THE WITNESS. 829 00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:34,322 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADY, OKAY? GO SIT WITH EVANTHIA. 830 00:34:40,536 --> 00:34:42,747 KERRY AND I DATED FOR TWO YEARS, 831 00:34:42,830 --> 00:34:45,249 AND THEN WE BROKE UP WHEN I WAS IN EUROPE ON BUSINESS. 832 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,709 KERRY HAS HER ISSUES. 833 00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:48,753 -Rossi: OBJECTION. RELEVANCE. -SUSTAINED. 834 00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:50,379 Jared: AND WHAT HAPPENED TO LADY BOW WOW 835 00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:51,672 WHILE YOU WERE IN EUROPE? 836 00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:54,008 WELL, I WAS IN FRANCE AND I GOT A CALL FROM THE HOUSEKEEPER. 837 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,094 SHE SAID SHE WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE. 838 00:34:56,177 --> 00:34:58,429 AND WHEN SHE GOT HOME, THE DOG WAS GONE. 839 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,807 SHE ASSUMED LADY GOT OUT AND RAN AWAY. 840 00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:02,183 DID SHE RUN AWAY? 841 00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:04,644 NO. I'M PRETTY SURE KERRY STOLE HER. 842 00:35:04,727 --> 00:35:06,395 SHE HAD A KEY SHE NEVER GAVE BACK. 843 00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:08,231 -OBJECTION! -Judge: SUSTAINED. 844 00:35:08,314 --> 00:35:10,733 MR. FRANKLIN, DO YOU HAVE PROOF TO SUPPORT THAT ACCUSATION? 845 00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:12,485 THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION, YOUR HONOR. LET ME ASK MR. CARSON. 846 00:35:12,568 --> 00:35:14,278 MR. CARSON, DO YOU HAVE ANY PROOF 847 00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:16,864 THAT THIS IS YOUR DOG? ANY PAPERS OF ANY KIND? 848 00:35:16,989 --> 00:35:18,783 I LOOKED FOR THOSE PAPERS LAST NIGHT. 849 00:35:18,866 --> 00:35:21,160 -I THINK KERRY STOLE THOSE, TOO. -KERRY STOLE THOSE, TOO. 850 00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:23,663 OBJECTION! HE EVEN SAID "I THINK." 851 00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:27,125 MR. CARSON, HAS KERRY DUTTON, YOUR OLD GIRLFRIEND, 852 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,210 EVER BORROWED ANYTHING AND NEVER GIVEN IT BACK? 853 00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:30,461 OBJECTION. 854 00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:31,712 OVERRULED. 855 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,131 THEY OBJECT A LOT. 856 00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:34,757 YES. SHE LIKED TO WEAR MY DRESS SHIRTS. 857 00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:37,343 SHE'S WEARING ONE OF THEM NOW. 858 00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:40,680 REALLY? CAN YOU PROVE THAT? 859 00:35:40,763 --> 00:35:43,683 WELL, THE DRY CLEANER PUTS MY NAME ON THE INSIDE COLLAR. 860 00:35:43,766 --> 00:35:45,143 YOUR HONOR, WE'D REQUEST 861 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:46,894 THAT THE PLAINTIFF REMOVE HER SHIRT, PLEASE. 862 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:49,021 IN PRIVATE OF COURSE. 863 00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:50,773 -YEAH, I GUESS. -OBJECTION! THIS IS TOTALLY -- 864 00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:52,441 YOU KNOW WHAT?! HE CAN HAVE HIS SHIRT -- 865 00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:57,196 AND WHO LEAVES THEIR DOG WITH THEIR HOUSEKEEPER? 866 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,656 UNLESS THEY'RE SLEEPING WITH HER! 867 00:35:58,739 --> 00:36:00,449 I'M GUESSING THESE ARE SOME OF THE ISSUES? 868 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:02,160 OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 869 00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:05,037 I HAVE ISSUES WITH, UM -- WITH MINDY AND LISA AND BRENDA. 870 00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:06,789 I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOUR STUPID DOG. 871 00:36:06,873 --> 00:36:08,875 ORDER IN THIS COURT! CONTROL YOUR CLIENT. 872 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:11,711 UH, YOUR HONOR, IF WE COULD JUST REQUEST A MOMENT. 873 00:36:11,794 --> 00:36:13,421 WHO'S BRENDA? 874 00:36:16,132 --> 00:36:18,092 YOUR HONOR, YESTERDAY WHEN LADY WHATEVER 875 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:19,677 RAN INTO MS. DUTTON'S LAP, 876 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,137 IT WAS THE SCENT OF MR. CARSON'S SHIRT 877 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:23,806 THAT THE DOG PICKED UP ON, NOT THE PERSON. 878 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,266 SPECULATION. 879 00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:26,684 EVEN IF THE SHIRT SHE WAS WEARING BELONGED TO HIM, 880 00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:28,519 THAT'S NOT PROOF OF OWNERSHIP, YOUR HONOR. 881 00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:29,812 Peter: YOUR HONOR, WE'RE IN THE PROCESS 882 00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,606 OF TRACKING DOWN THE DOG'S PAPERS, 883 00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:33,316 AND WE'RE CONFIDENT WE'LL HAVE THEM BY TOMORROW. 884 00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:35,484 GIVEN THE PLAINTIFF'S APPARENT MENTAL INSTABILITY 885 00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:37,695 AND THE DOG'S COMFORT LEVEL WITH MR. CARSON... 886 00:36:37,778 --> 00:36:39,071 HERE COMES THE PAIN. 887 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,740 ...I AM TAKING THIS CASE FROM THE JURY 888 00:36:40,823 --> 00:36:43,117 AND ALLOWING CUSTODY OF LADY BOW WOW TO ANDRE CARSON 889 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:46,120 UNTIL THE DEFENSE CAN PROVIDE PAPERS PROVING OWNERSHIP. 890 00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:49,123 AND THE NEXT TIME YOU FOUR WANT TO OUT-JACKASS EACH OTHER, 891 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,209 DO IT OUT OF MY COURTROOM. 892 00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:52,460 COURT'S ADJOURNED. 893 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,879 -YES, YOUR HONOR. -FANTASTIC. 894 00:36:55,963 --> 00:36:57,673 THANK YOU. 895 00:36:58,674 --> 00:37:00,176 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY? 896 00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:03,262 LIKE I SAID LAST NIGHT, I TOOK LULU AWAY FROM KERRY 897 00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:05,348 BECAUSE I WANTED HER TO HAVE A GOOD HOME. 898 00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:07,266 NOW I KNOW SHE DOES. 899 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,727 -THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING. -OF COURSE. 900 00:37:09,852 --> 00:37:11,604 HERE. 901 00:37:11,687 --> 00:37:12,939 I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS. 902 00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:15,399 NO. I-I COULDN'T. 903 00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:17,109 PLEASE. 904 00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:20,112 YEAH, THANK YOU. 905 00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:22,990 BESIDES, I SAW ONE JUST LIKE IT AT TARGET. 906 00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:24,951 HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CALL THIS ONE A TIE? 907 00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:27,745 THEY SAY TIES ARE KIND OF LIKE KISSING YOUR SISTER, 908 00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:29,497 BUT IN THIS CASE, MY SISTER'S HOT. 909 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,499 WELL, IN THAT CASE, YOU SHOULD BRING HER BY THE HOUSE SOMETIME. 910 00:37:31,582 --> 00:37:32,583 OH, SURE. 911 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:34,460 HEY, WE HEARD YOU GUYS MIGHT BE HAVING A PARTY THIS WEEKEND. 912 00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:35,878 -YEAH. -WE COULD CLEAR OUR SCHEDULES. 913 00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:37,296 HEY, WHEN YOU'RE READY, THE PHONE WILL RING. 914 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:40,341 -ALL RIGHT. -GET OUT OF HERE. [ LAUGHS ] 915 00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:41,842 YOU ENJOY BEING TALLER, DON'T YOU? 916 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,344 SO MUCH. 917 00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:44,971 [ Sighing ] OHH. 918 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:47,014 HAS THE JURY REACHED A VERDICT? 919 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:48,766 WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR. 920 00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:51,727 TO THE CHARGE OF ROBBERY, NOT GUILTY. 921 00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:54,730 TO THE CHARGE OF ASSAULT, NOT GUILTY. 922 00:37:55,189 --> 00:37:57,608 TO THE CHARGE OF PETTY THEFT, GUILTY. 923 00:37:57,692 --> 00:37:59,777 OH, GOD! NO! NO! 924 00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:01,195 NO, NO, NO, THIS IS GOOD NEWS. 925 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,905 PETTY THEFT IS JUST A MISDEMEANOR. 926 00:38:02,989 --> 00:38:05,574 IT'S PROBATION. THERE'S NO JAIL TIME. THIS IS WHAT WE WANTED. 927 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:06,993 -THIS IS GOOD. -FANTASTIC. 928 00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:09,245 -IT'S VERY GOOD. -HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU? 929 00:38:09,328 --> 00:38:11,330 -THIS ONE'S ON US. -OH, NO, NO, NO, IT'S NOT. 930 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:13,374 WE CHARGE A FEE NOW AT INFELD-DANIELS. 931 00:38:13,624 --> 00:38:15,334 I WANT 12 WHEELS OF YOUR CAMEMBERT. 932 00:38:15,584 --> 00:38:16,711 YOU GOT IT. 933 00:38:16,794 --> 00:38:18,421 AND I'M GONNA THROW IN MY SUIT FOR YOU. 934 00:38:18,504 --> 00:38:20,589 [ CHUCKLES ] 935 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,342 SARCASM. 936 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:25,511 I GOT TWO LAWYERS I WANT TO RECOMMEND TO YOU. 937 00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:27,888 YEAH? WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A HOCKEY STICK 938 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:31,225 OUT OF SOME PARMESAN AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS?! 939 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,935 WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN. 940 00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:34,687 OH, CAN WE? 941 00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:43,070 LISTEN, FAIR WARNING, IF I PULL MY EAR LIKE THIS, 942 00:38:43,195 --> 00:38:45,239 IT MEANS DON'T STICK AROUND. 943 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,575 YOU'RE HOOKING UP WITH EVANTHIA TONIGHT? 944 00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:51,537 WELL, WE HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO REUNITE OCCASIONALLY. 945 00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:54,248 IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, BUT DO YOU THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA? 946 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:55,916 I MEAN, IF EVANTHIA'S HOLDING OUT HOPE 947 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,460 THAT SHE STILL HAS A CHANCE WITH YOU... 948 00:38:57,543 --> 00:38:58,711 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 949 00:38:58,794 --> 00:39:01,422 UNLESS YOU'RE HOPING 950 00:39:01,505 --> 00:39:03,549 YOU STILL HAVE A THIRD CHANCE WITH HER? 951 00:39:05,634 --> 00:39:07,470 SHE ENDED IT WITH YOU. 952 00:39:09,847 --> 00:39:13,351 I HAVEN'T GOT THIS FAR, HANNA, BY TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER. 953 00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:14,685 -EVANTHIA! -STANTON? 954 00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:17,271 WHAT THE HE-- YOU STOLE THE DOG AGAIN? 955 00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:20,107 WHO'S THAT? 956 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,193 WE BROUGHT YOU A RESCUE. HER NAME'S TABATHA. 957 00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:23,986 HEY, I USED YOUR RAZOR. WHAT? 958 00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:25,738 OH. 959 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,657 WHAT'S UP? 960 00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:31,369 UM, ANDRE SAID I COULD HAVE VISITING RIGHTS, SO... 961 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:33,079 I DON'T REALLY NEED THAT DOG. 962 00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:34,789 MAYBE ONE OF YOU SHOULD TAKE IT. 963 00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:37,208 NO. NO PETS OR CHILDREN ALLOWED IN MY... 964 00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:39,001 -ALLERGIES. -I REMEMBER. 965 00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:42,004 WHEN I BROUGHT THAT BICHON HOME WHEN WE WERE FIRST MARRIED. 966 00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:44,465 YES. I REMEMBER. 967 00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:46,675 SWEET. UH-HUH. 968 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:48,010 I BETTER BE GOING. 969 00:39:48,469 --> 00:39:52,390 LIVERPOOL PLAYING MAN U. ON THE...DISH. 970 00:39:52,848 --> 00:39:54,725 UM...EVANTHIA... 971 00:39:55,935 --> 00:39:57,228 EVANTHIA... 972 00:39:59,313 --> 00:40:00,689 ...AS ALWAYS. 973 00:40:00,773 --> 00:40:02,400 ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU, STANTON. 974 00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,444 HMM. 975 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:09,281 ANDRE! 976 00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:14,453 ANDRE! ANDRE! 977 00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:16,831 Jared: I DON'T KNOW IF I CARE FOR THIS NEW NORMAL -- 978 00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:18,916 BEING EQUITY PARTNERS, MAKING RAIN, 979 00:40:18,999 --> 00:40:21,043 HAVING TO HANDLE CORPORATE JACKASSES. 980 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:23,129 Peter: IT'S ABOUT TAKING THE RIGHT CASES. 981 00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:26,674 WE HAVE TO CHANGE THE CULTURE, NOT HAVE THE CULTURE CHANGE US. 982 00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:28,467 WELL, THEN I DON'T WANT TO GET MOTORCYCLES. 983 00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:29,635 -WHY NOT? -'CAUSE. 984 00:40:29,718 --> 00:40:31,178 DUDE, RIDING A MOTORCYCLE 985 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:33,055 IS EMBLEMATIC OF ALL THINGS REBEL. 986 00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:35,558 AND WE ARE NOTHING, IF NOT TOTAL BADASS REBELS. 987 00:40:35,641 --> 00:40:36,851 RIGHT, BUT WE WERE BADASSES TO BEGIN WITH. 988 00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:38,394 WE DON'T NEED MOTORCYCLES TO PROVE IT. 989 00:40:38,477 --> 00:40:39,645 COME ON, BOY. 990 00:40:39,728 --> 00:40:41,105 YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING TO ME. 991 00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:45,568 -COME ON, SKELETOR. -WE'RE NOT CALLING IT SKELETOR. 992 00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:47,486 WE'RE NOT CALLING HER CLAPTON. 993 00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:49,029 WELL, HOW ABOUT NO NAME BECAUSE WE'RE NOT KEEPING IT 994 00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:50,865 UNTIL WE JUST FIND A GOOD HOME FOR HER, RIGHT? 995 00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:53,951 HELLO. 996 00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:55,661 HOW YOU DOING? 997 00:40:55,744 --> 00:40:56,912 [ MEOWS ] 998 00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:58,164 JARED? 999 00:40:58,247 --> 00:40:59,415 YES, PETER. 1000 00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:02,585 DID CLAPTON JUST PEE ON MY LEG? 1001 00:41:02,668 --> 00:41:04,420 NO... 1002 00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:06,672 BUT SKELETOR DID. 1003 00:41:11,677 --> 00:41:14,805 COME ON...CLAPOTOR. 73988

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