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And Jared Franklin. 13 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:36,077 I don't think we'd forget having met. 14 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:38,329 That's because you haven't, and you won't. 15 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:41,124 Yes, well, it's a shame that my niece 16 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:43,168 hasn't had time to meet you until now. 17 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:47,547 She's been safely ensconced at my home, away from you two. 18 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:49,048 LILY: I can see why. 19 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:51,217 Too bad I fly home to London tonight. 20 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:53,720 Well, stick around. London's not going anywhere. 21 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:56,723 Yes, but Lily is. Home to my sister. 22 00:00:56,806 --> 00:00:58,808 Who will have me killed if she's not returned 23 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:02,437 in the same unsullied condition that she arrived in. 24 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,647 No way you two are from the same gene pool. 25 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,274 All right, if you'll excuse us, 26 00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:08,985 I'm taking my cousin to lunch at The Grille. 27 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,653 Lily? 28 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:12,739 Right. Where are we going? 29 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:14,532 -The Grille. -Sure. 30 00:01:15,992 --> 00:01:17,118 No. 31 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:19,788 STANTON: Eyes on me. 32 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:24,209 ♪ We can't be divided ♪ 33 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:26,503 ♪ We can't be divided ♪ 34 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:29,339 -PINDAR: You slept in late. -Huh? 35 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:32,258 It's noon. You slept in late. 36 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,885 Oh, yeah. 37 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:35,512 Have you seen my lightsabers? 38 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:38,515 -You own lightsabers? -I collect lightsabers. 39 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:41,267 -There is a difference. -Okay. 40 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,978 -Hey, Pindy. -What? 41 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:47,315 I just did something really stupid, and I need somebody to-- 42 00:01:47,398 --> 00:01:50,652 Ingest a bottle of painkillers? Diagnosed with a terminal illness? 43 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:53,196 Otherwise, it is not going to eclipse this crisis. 44 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:55,990 Oh, wait. I know where your lightsabers are. 45 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,660 -Where? -Jared and Peter took them. 46 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,664 Why? 47 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,417 JARED: No! 48 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:08,753 [♪♪♪] 49 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:11,965 Your bad-faith claims have gone unchecked for too long. 50 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:14,759 PETER: Join me, and together we'll rule the insurance galaxy. 51 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:16,302 Never. 52 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:17,720 [GRUNTING] 53 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,764 Oh, dude, my eye. My eye. 54 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,683 I'm holding you both in contempt. 55 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:25,603 Gentlemen, enjoy the next 48 hours in jail. 56 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:28,773 -Your Honor, that's-- -72 hours. Care to go for 96? 57 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:31,401 No, Your Honor. 58 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:34,070 Gotta get more business cards to hand out at county. 59 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,822 STURGESS: Wait, wait, wait. 60 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:38,950 I'm not gonna let you turn this into a business opportunity. 61 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:42,328 You will serve your sentence under house arrest. All right, leave. 62 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:46,457 Ah. Without the sabers. 63 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:50,712 Ow. 64 00:02:50,795 --> 00:02:53,006 -She seems serious. -Great. Stuck at home. 65 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:54,674 What the hell are we gonna do? 66 00:02:54,757 --> 00:02:56,968 ♪ Bring it right To your back door ♪ 67 00:02:57,051 --> 00:02:58,970 ♪ In an R-rated Benzo ♪ 68 00:02:59,053 --> 00:03:00,805 ♪ Premier, West Mesh Your receipt on the side ♪ 69 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:02,599 ♪ With an R-rated Benzo ♪ 70 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,434 ♪ Shorty from the ghetto Ghetto ♪ 71 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:07,729 ♪ Got Benzo, got Benzo ♪ 72 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:09,522 Whoa! Huh? 73 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,066 Go ahead. You want to show them? Show them. 74 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:16,613 What? Go around the world. This is a vacation. 75 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:20,283 ♪ And turn And turn ♪ 76 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:21,868 ♪ And turn ♪ 77 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:24,078 Looks like I found the spot. 78 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,289 -What are you doing? -You had a plane to catch. 79 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:28,333 Somebody told me there was always a party here. 80 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:30,251 Turns out they're right. 81 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:33,880 You know your uncle and our boss, they're not gonna be too happy. 82 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:37,342 Well, if you're not gonna get me a drink, then I'll just get my own. 83 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,888 -Coming right up. -Hey, you remember your last job? 84 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:44,182 What happened when you banged the senior partner's daughter? 85 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:46,893 -Yes, I was, uh, fired. -You were fired. That's right. 86 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:49,395 Because I did it in his office. This is our house. 87 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,981 Okay, but this boss isn't a douche. It's Infeld. 88 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,566 He's been good to us. 89 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,735 ♪ Get up, get up ♪ 90 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:57,320 JARED: You're gonna do it. 91 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:02,492 [PETE'S "MIXTURE" PLAYING] 92 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:09,540 ♪ Ooh, what a mixture ♪ 93 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:12,710 ♪ Such a vivid picture ♪ 94 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,963 ♪ Ooh, what a mixture ♪ 95 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:20,385 ♪ If I must say so myself ♪ 96 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:23,012 [♪♪♪] 97 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,223 [CHATTERING AND LAUGHING] 98 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:28,726 [CARMEN SIGHS] 99 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:31,312 [GASPS] 100 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:33,940 Dante? 101 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:37,068 I told you lock your windows in case there's an intruder. 102 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:39,696 -No more, Dante. -It was just not about sex for me. 103 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:42,282 I want something more. Something permanent. 104 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:45,618 Look, last night was one last time. 105 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:51,082 Dante, I'm on parole, okay? You're on parole. 106 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:53,710 We could both go back to jail for just talking. 107 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,461 Then let's stop talking. 108 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:59,590 Get out. We're not working together anymore. 109 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:02,760 -No more cons. -I'm going straight. 110 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:05,263 Like you. With you. 111 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:08,641 Not with me, Dante. 112 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,143 Look, we're through. 113 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:12,228 [♪♪♪] 114 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:21,070 ♪ I know it's on ♪ 115 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:24,782 CARMEN: Don't ever stop. 116 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:28,119 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON JUKEBOX] 117 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:31,331 Let's say we call you Christmas and we'll call you Thanksgiving, 118 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:34,167 and later, we will spend some time between the holidays. 119 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:36,085 No? Kwanzaa? We can do whatever you want. 120 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,503 -Uh, Jared? -Yes? 121 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,964 The police have decided to pay us a visit. 122 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:42,383 And they've brought a dog with them. 123 00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:45,636 Officer Munson, how goes it? How can I help you? 124 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,723 We got the call that someone's tether went beyond the approved perimeter. 125 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:51,768 No. Oh. I rolled the trash cans out to the curb. 126 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:55,021 -Curb's off limits. -Violated your house arrest. 127 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:57,774 How about I mix you guys a couple dozen margaritas 128 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,108 and we call it even? 129 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,568 [DOG GROWLS] 130 00:06:00,651 --> 00:06:02,361 How about we search the place instead? 131 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,155 I'd say you need reasonable suspicion 132 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:05,823 in order to search without a warrant. 133 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:08,659 That's what you said the night we found you with the black-market whole milk. 134 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:11,204 When two women are pouring milk over each other, 135 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:13,539 you don't stop to ask if it's pasteurized, that's just rude. 136 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:14,999 [BARKING] 137 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:17,043 Take me there, boy. Go on. 138 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:18,419 ♪ Rebel ♪ 139 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,046 ♪ Energy made ♪ 140 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:22,465 ♪ In a temple ♪ 141 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:26,094 ♪ Get it back into a hotel ♪ 142 00:06:27,386 --> 00:06:29,680 Someone's been avoiding me, and it's not Pindar, 143 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:31,390 who's shown me his entire set 144 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:33,101 of Lord of the Rings collectibles. 145 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:36,312 Look, if anyone other than Stanton was your uncle, 146 00:06:36,395 --> 00:06:39,315 I'd be all over you. You'd have to beat me off with a stick. 147 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:41,234 Unless I wouldn't. 148 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:45,154 You're making this so hard. 149 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,198 That's why you have to leave. 150 00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:49,033 LILY: You're actually kicking me out? 151 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:52,328 PETER: Consider your poor mother counting the minutes until your return, 152 00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:55,581 or your uncle castrating me with a samurai sword. 153 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,792 Hey, that's my bag. 154 00:06:57,875 --> 00:07:00,837 -What's going on, guys? -Oh, I don't know. 155 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:04,882 You tell us. 156 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:07,969 ♪ And I'm standing up ♪ 157 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:12,223 I am a moron. 158 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:14,267 Mm-hm. 159 00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:19,397 [SIREN WAILS] 160 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,274 What the hell is that? 161 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:22,650 I don't know. 162 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:24,110 Damn. I gotta go. 163 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:29,824 -Yeah, I know. -I will be back. I promise. 164 00:07:29,907 --> 00:07:32,869 Mm. A promise from a con man. 165 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:36,789 Hey. Your con man. 166 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,916 [♪♪♪] 167 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,962 Mm. Just go. 168 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,805 [♪♪♪] 169 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:01,189 Where the hell is Karp? I've left him 17 messages. 170 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:04,734 We gotta find someone else to post bail for Lily. She's been in jail all night. 171 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:08,863 No offence, but if you hadn't invited Lily in, none of this would have happened. 172 00:08:08,946 --> 00:08:11,032 If someone hadn't brought a lightsaber into a courtroom, 173 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:12,658 we wouldn't be grounded. 174 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,619 There were two lightsabers. 175 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:17,497 Those were my lightsabers, Force FX Jedi, first edition. 176 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:18,623 [DOORBELL RINGS] 177 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:21,417 Judge Sturgess is probably playing with them right now. 178 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,003 We need to get out of here. 179 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:25,421 [PHONE RINGS] 180 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:26,756 -Karp? -Yeah, finally. 181 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:28,591 -Hey. -PETER: Where are you? 182 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:30,885 Where am I? I'm on my way to Lily's arraignment. 183 00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:33,513 -PETER [OVER SPEAKERPHONE]: Why? -She shows up at your place. 184 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:36,474 Now she's in jail. Connect the dots. I gotta call Stanton. 185 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:38,684 -PETER: No. -How about you putting his niece 186 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:41,729 in a cab to LAX instead of driving her there, huh? 187 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:43,439 That's a dot you can connect. 188 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,149 I'll call after Lily's arraignment. 189 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,777 It'd be great if you could visit Judge Sturgess, 190 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:50,112 get us a continuance on our insurance case. 191 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,781 You've got some balls. 192 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:53,824 -Thank you. -That's nice of you to say. 193 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:59,372 Who is that? What is she doing? She's touching things. 194 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:02,124 Oh, I'm Marla, your temp. I'm organizing. 195 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,794 No, you're the temp at the office. 196 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:08,214 Well, today, this is your office, so I'm organizing here. 197 00:09:08,297 --> 00:09:10,216 Eh... It's already organized. 198 00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:12,552 It's a variation of the Dewey Decimal system. 199 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,971 Sorry, I don't know the Dewey Decimal system. 200 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:17,515 Nobody knows. That's why we created the variation. 201 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:20,268 PETER: Gotta get this thing off. 202 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,436 A chunk of bologna, diameter of your ankle, 203 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,398 heated to 98.6 degrees might confuse the sensor. 204 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:28,276 We're out of bologna. You choose to be house-bound. 205 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:31,779 Embrace the walls, Peter. Let it wash over you. 206 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:35,157 -No, don't. That's my cereal. -Oh. 207 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,951 -It was perfect. -Sorry. 208 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:38,869 Where were you last night? 209 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:41,080 Did you split? Because stuff happened. 210 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,585 Aliens landed. 211 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:48,462 Took Pindar's genitals back to their spaceship for research. 212 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:49,839 Oh, really? That's great. 213 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:53,509 -Heh. -Somebody partied too much. 214 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,595 -Hangover. -MARLA: Mm-mm. 215 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,513 Bangover. 216 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:00,975 [♪♪♪] 217 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:04,186 Okay, Dante may have visited last night and the night-- 218 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,772 Dante? Are you out of your mind? 219 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,316 Are you working together? 220 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,693 No, he left. Look, I'm sorry, okay? 221 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,612 I just-- I couldn't help myself. 222 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:15,406 It's just that our sex is so amazing 223 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:19,118 that whenever I see him again, I want more. 224 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:21,287 I can't stop the craving. 225 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:24,123 All right. All right, we've all been there. 226 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:26,167 PETER: Okay, let's focus on Lily. 227 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:29,503 Well, Dante knows where we live. I'll be focusing on that for now. 228 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:37,011 ♪ Only way of getting Wrong attention ♪ 229 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:39,889 Your Honor, this is Miss Garrett's first arrest. 230 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:43,392 She is currently at King's College at the University of London, 231 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,646 where she is considered by all to be a model citizen. 232 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:50,149 Impressive. But she's also charged with possession of marijuana. 233 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:54,570 I'm horrified at what's occurred and can only express my sincere apologies. 234 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,739 Save it. I don't care what the voters say. 235 00:10:56,822 --> 00:11:00,826 I take these charges seriously. I've seen firsthand from this bench 236 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:04,372 what the effect of prolonged use of marijuana can do to a person. 237 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:08,209 We're concerned about the defendant being a flight risk. Her flight home-- 238 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,920 She missed it last night, and hasn't rescheduled. 239 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:13,506 And it won't be. The court will take possession 240 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:15,007 of Miss Garrett's passport. 241 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,675 -Of course. -Damien, 242 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,637 between the UK's Misuse of Drugs Act from 1971 243 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,639 and the follow-up Drugs Act of 2005, 244 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:23,849 marijuana possession is considered Class C. 245 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,142 Shut up. 246 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,686 At least I think you're an adequate lawyer. 247 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,856 -Heh. Gonna make me blush. -We'll take it from here. 248 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,485 Miss Garrett will be allowed to post bail. 249 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:36,028 Assuming I grant bail. 250 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,989 Your Honor, you can't deny bail on a simple possession. 251 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:41,450 I don't need a lecture on the law from you, son. 252 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,910 Where would you stay? 253 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,912 7045 Orange Avenue, Los Angeles. 254 00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:47,540 No. 1453 Gareth in Silver Lake. 255 00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:49,792 Peter Bash's house? 256 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,420 Miss Garrett should be required to stay at my home. 257 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:55,297 -Stay with me. -I can't with my medical condition. 258 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,800 -What condition? -Severe allergy to boredom. 259 00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:01,303 [♪♪♪] 260 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,125 [SIGHS] 261 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,586 I was bringing the pot to my friend Lizzie. 262 00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:35,337 She's suffering through chemo in London. 263 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,882 You were going to smuggle it through LAX? 264 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:40,468 Unbelievable. Do you realize how much trouble you're in? 265 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,803 I spent the night in jail, Damien. 266 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,097 But it could be worse. I left my purse 267 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,850 in Pindar's room last night. They didn't get my pot muffins. 268 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,728 -I could mail them to Lizzie-- -Are you crazy? 269 00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:53,147 You know what? I'll take those. I got them. 270 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,649 -I got it. -What the hell? 271 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:58,360 Is she living here too? 272 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:01,280 Look, why not just buy the cannabis in London? 273 00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:04,867 UK pot isn't nearly as effective as California home-grown. 274 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:08,579 -That's what I'm talking about. -I filed a certificate of analysis. 275 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:12,666 Requiring the prosecution to test the marijuana they know is marijuana? 276 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,668 It is standard opening-defense posture 277 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:17,463 -in a marijuana-possession case. -Uh, for the clueless. 278 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:19,381 You're opening yourself up to a left hook. 279 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,550 Please. I know what I'm doing. 280 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,427 This is our wheelhouse. If we get out of here, 281 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,554 we'd go all Franklin and Bash on them. 282 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,557 Do you always refer to yourselves in the third person? 283 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,976 Franklin and Bash think you should leave. 284 00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:34,188 -Stay at my house. -Not a chance. 285 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:36,941 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 286 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:38,317 It's not me. 287 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:40,569 It's me. 288 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:47,743 Uh... Hey, Stanton. How you doing? 289 00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:50,829 Jared, how's house arrest treating you boys? 290 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:53,290 Uh... Inconvenient. What's up with you? 291 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:56,252 I want two of this. One of this. 292 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:59,755 And this, you can tell the weaver to apologize to the sheep. 293 00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:02,508 -What? -Jared, Charles Anitel. 294 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:05,219 He's bringing in an intellectual-property case. 295 00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:09,682 A competitor is launching a new video game called "666." 296 00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:12,810 It steals from his "Satan's Vision" series. 297 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:16,480 I know it. Yeah, first-person shooter. You're trying to escape from hell. 298 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,148 It's good training to have for the future. 299 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,192 Well, I need a tutorial. 300 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:23,112 Okay. Well, we're in the office on Friday. 301 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,906 Oh, no. Friday, that's too late. I'm coming over now. 302 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,951 -Ooh. But, uh-- -Don't do anything special. 303 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:32,746 A nice tropical-fruit plate would be lovely, sans the mango. 304 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,457 -See you in a few. -Wait. Stanton, what's a few? 305 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:40,838 Is that English for an hour, because that would be-- Stanton? Hello? Hello? 306 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,674 -Stanton's on his way. -Today's not gonna be a good day. 307 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,175 CARMEN: You got that right. 308 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:48,512 Dante left this behind. 309 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,514 [♪♪♪] 310 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,482 [♪♪♪] 311 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,655 PETER: There's 100 grand here. 312 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,158 Dante left $100,000 in your room? 313 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:12,286 Carmen, you have got to show me what you do in bed. 314 00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:13,996 It'll be platonic. 315 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,749 The second he got out of prison, he must have picked up money 316 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,876 they never found from his last job. 317 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:21,295 Let me say that keeping stolen money here 318 00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:24,632 -is grounds for all our arrests. -So return it to the authorities. 319 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,635 And when the ex-con with previous convictions for assault 320 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:31,180 shows up for his money, we can explain we gave it to the police. 321 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,681 -We have to return it. -Yeah. 322 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,850 I'm not gonna put him back in prison. 323 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,937 Your psychological disorder associating him 324 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,230 with sexual gratification is going to put us in jail. 325 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:44,944 -PETER: Look, we have to do something-- -STANTON: Knock-knock. Hello. 326 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:48,280 Ah! Pindar. Oh. This is the first time I've seen you 327 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:51,158 -not on a flat-screen or a laptop. -PINDAR: Excuse the mess. 328 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,410 Oh, no worries. Reminds me of a summer 329 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,704 I spent in south of France with the Stones. 330 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,040 I was so surprised Charlie was the slob. 331 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,292 [JARED & PINDAR LAUGHING] 332 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:04,004 -Good story. How you doing? Please. -Well, I'm very relieved 333 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,215 that my niece is off this continent. 334 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,973 [WILLIE WRIGHT'S "IN THE BEAUTY OF THE NIGHT" PLAYING] 335 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,600 -Close call. -Yeah. 336 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,560 Could be closer. 337 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:25,609 Lily, your uncle, my boss, are in this house. 338 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,027 I know. 339 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,780 Where do you stand on danger sex? 340 00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:33,117 I'm a proponent. 341 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,370 So am I. 342 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,467 ♪ We're here together ♪ 343 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,389 ♪ Just you and me ♪ 344 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:06,483 ♪ Searching through Our sounds ♪ 345 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,569 I don't know what I was thinking. 346 00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:10,404 I'm sorry? 347 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:14,408 How many times has Dante told me he'd come back and didn't? 348 00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:16,744 Right. I see the sex fog has lifted. 349 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,495 Oh, yeah. 350 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,165 I don't think a person just leaves a hundred grand. 351 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,709 He's gonna come back for it. 352 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:28,088 -And for you, of course. -Whatever. It's okay. 353 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:31,008 Because if he really cared anything about me, 354 00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,385 then he wouldn't have left the first two times. 355 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,054 [♪♪♪] 356 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:38,307 -I'm over him. -But I don't think he's over you. 357 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,934 I think he's walking around in his own bangover 358 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,895 and then he'll come to his senses. 359 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,730 That's really sweet of you to say, 360 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:48,650 but honestly, I hope he doesn't. 361 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,403 Because I am not gonna have sex 362 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:55,532 for a very long, long, long time. 363 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:58,285 Welcome to my snow globe, Carmen. 364 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,496 ♪ I know it's on ♪ 365 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:01,872 [DOORBELL RINGS] 366 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,957 I got it. 367 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,877 ♪ One touch... ♪ 368 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:10,464 Hi. We need to talk to Jared Franklin or Peter Bash. 369 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,425 Jared, it's for you. 370 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,471 Officers. 371 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,973 We haven't even been outside. 372 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:22,726 Yeah, we know. We're here to question Carmen Phillips. 373 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:26,230 -It's concerning an old friend of hers. -About what? 374 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:29,024 Phone records showing she's spoken and texted Dante 375 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,110 since his release from prison. 376 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:35,197 -Which is a major parole violation. -Well, as Carmen's lawyer, 377 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,449 I'm gonna have to see complete records 378 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,368 of these so-called phone calls. 379 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,620 MUNSON: Also have a search warrant for the premises. 380 00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,205 Search for what? 381 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,833 Money that Dante conned from retirees in Scottsdale. 382 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,251 We have reason to believe 383 00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,461 Miss Phillips may be hiding it for him. 384 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,754 MUNSON: Guys. 385 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,631 [♪♪♪] 386 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,517 -OFFICER: Clear. -PETER: What? 387 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,770 -JARED: You're an idiot. -Heh. No one's ever gonna know. 388 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,148 Except maybe them. 389 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,733 What the hell? What the hell? 390 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,070 They think Carmen is hiding money. 391 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,613 So maybe the naked cowboy 392 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,408 could put his little pick away and come help out? 393 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:22,786 MUNSON: Okay, do you have any more relevant information? 394 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,497 -What the hell is going on? -Hey, thanks for coming. 395 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,416 Get her out of here. 396 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:31,712 [laughs] No, no, no. I'm taking you home. 397 00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,547 -I already have a mother. -Oh, yeah? 398 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:37,801 What would she say if she knew that your future legal career may be ruined? 399 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:41,346 And what are you doing? This thing with Peter? 400 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:47,311 Okay, this is a terrible environment. You're coming with me. Let's go. 401 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,313 No, it's okay, guys. Just let me do it. 402 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:52,816 Carmen-- So I found something yesterday. 403 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,527 Right. Which we would report, 404 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,113 but then, you know, you guys showed up so we-- 405 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,450 -What? -Uh... 406 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,369 This paint can-- 407 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:05,787 [♪♪♪] 408 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,497 Yeah? 409 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:12,794 The paint that was used in this storage cabinet, it was... 410 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,421 This is all lead-based. 411 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:18,008 Which, uh, is an obvious health hazard 412 00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,052 -to any passing toddler. -Yeah. 413 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,763 -Don't waste our time. -JARED: Just didn't want... 414 00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,182 Sorry, officers. You be careful out there. 415 00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,516 What happened? 416 00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:33,815 JARED: Find anything? Three hundred rolls of 417 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,443 "We've got your back, Franklin and Bash" toilet paper. 418 00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:38,028 Two-ply. Downy soft. 419 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:39,821 MUNSON: Pallet of goat food. 420 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,658 Thanks for reminding me that my goat died in my arms. 421 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,451 But no money. 422 00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:45,869 Uh, no. 423 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:47,913 Of course not. So Carmen can stay? 424 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,207 No. We got her on multiple parole violations. 425 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:53,126 -What are you talking about? -Is that even necessary? 426 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,087 -She'll be downtown. -PETER: Stay cool. 427 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,297 -We'll get you out. -Don't talk to anybody. 428 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,216 I know. Not my first prom. 429 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,720 Stay. 430 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,139 [♪♪♪] 431 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,356 [♪♪♪] 432 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:18,235 Ah, Damien. I just got a call from Lily's mother. 433 00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:21,238 -She wasn't on the flight. -Yeah, right. 434 00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:23,949 -You knew about that. -No. Knew about what? 435 00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,410 Just Lily missed her flight. 436 00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:30,205 But you told me that you got her to the airport in plenty of time. 437 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,249 I got tied up on the McClatchy depo-- 438 00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:34,376 -You put her in a cab? -No. 439 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,503 -Car service. -Where is Lily now? 440 00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:38,505 She's at my house and I'm gonna get her 441 00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:41,216 on the first flight to London in the morning. 442 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,719 I swear, if she's not in the air first thing-- 443 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:47,014 -Everything is gonna be fine. -Kids. 444 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,599 So I suppose 445 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:52,185 -you'll want children someday? -Yes, very much. 446 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:55,647 My chances of siring any more offspring are practically nil 447 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,650 since that bull trampled on my left stone in Pamplona. 448 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,320 Heh, heh. But I got even with the beast. 449 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,990 I grabbed hold of his oyster sac, and he pulled me off at 60 meters. 450 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:06,992 Okay, that never happened. 451 00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:08,285 It's on YouTube. 452 00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:11,788 I'm gonna call the travel agent. I'll make sure that Lily's got a plane-- 453 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,833 Yes, you do that. Hey. No surprises. 454 00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:18,253 Otherwise, it'll be your stones underneath my boot heel. 455 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,588 Great. 456 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:20,922 [♪♪♪] 457 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,716 PETER: Thank you very much. 458 00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:25,385 Filed the 995 motion to dismiss Carmen's case. 459 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,971 JARED: Great. What did you two do to this bathroom? 460 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,766 Look at you. Citing penal code sections and everything. 461 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:33,602 -What are you doing here? -That's a nice greeting. 462 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,812 You can't break up with me, get engaged, 463 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:39,274 and then come by my house with a bribe from my favorite bakery. 464 00:22:39,357 --> 00:22:41,610 This isn't your house. It's a crime scene 465 00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:44,154 in a case that I'm prosecuting. 466 00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:47,324 Well, we have a strong search-and-seizure argument. 467 00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:49,659 They didn't have a warrant when they entered. 468 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:51,953 Exigent circumstances. They didn't need one. 469 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:57,209 So where is Mary Poppins? 470 00:22:58,251 --> 00:22:59,878 With her cousin, freaked out. 471 00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:02,506 Worried that her future's completely screwed. 472 00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:04,925 She's attractive. If you go for that whole 473 00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:07,385 smart-ass-Brit kind of thing. 474 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,304 And I don't. 475 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,060 You slept with her. 476 00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:17,896 Is this part of your crime-scene investigation? 477 00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:20,107 Peter, you just met her. 478 00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:22,734 Janie, we had sex during our first date. 479 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,569 -Give me the muffins. -No. 480 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:29,074 -Ugh. -I don't expect you to go easy on Lily, 481 00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:30,742 but going hard on her-- 482 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:33,078 -Don't tell me how to do my job. -Never. 483 00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:36,081 -Hey, thanks for the sweets. -Whatever. 484 00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:37,958 Slut. 485 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:41,044 ♪ It's something That your heart beats for ♪ 486 00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,046 [QUADRON'S "AVERAGE FRUIT" PLAYING] 487 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,840 Thank you. 488 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,258 What are you doing? 489 00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:49,094 I am trying to find somebody to scare up bail money. 490 00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:52,472 Scare some up for us too. We are hiding evidence. What is he doing? 491 00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:54,850 Pindar, sit down. You're making me nervous. 492 00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:56,810 Don't tell me to sit down. 493 00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:59,229 Dante's probably on his way to get Carmen and his money, 494 00:23:59,312 --> 00:24:00,730 and we don't have either. 495 00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:03,316 You're making a nice target standing in the window. 496 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,611 After weighing possible germ exposure outside 497 00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:09,114 against possible brain damage from Dante inside, 498 00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:12,117 I feel well enough to leave the premises. Gonna go pack. 499 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,369 Oh, come on. Nut up, Pindy. Carmen needs us. 500 00:24:14,452 --> 00:24:16,997 Don't forget Lily. I gotta get out of here. 501 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,291 Policemen have no respect for personal property. 502 00:24:19,374 --> 00:24:21,751 Okay, Marla, stop cleaning. 503 00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:27,007 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You don't have to clean every single little room in the-- 504 00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:28,967 [♪♪♪] 505 00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:31,386 Did you clean the storage cabinet in the back? 506 00:24:31,469 --> 00:24:34,389 -Yeah. -What about the paint cans? 507 00:24:34,472 --> 00:24:37,767 I was gonna drop them at the toxic-materials pickup on Saturday. 508 00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:39,561 -You have the cans. -Yeah. 509 00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:43,064 Marla, you're awesome. 510 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,734 -They're at my house. -You should go get them. 511 00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:46,902 -Go get them. -Yeah. 512 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:49,029 -PETER: Right now. You should go home. -Oh, okay. 513 00:24:49,112 --> 00:24:50,238 Yeah. Great job. 514 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,324 -JARED: Go get those cans. -We'll have you sign a waiver 515 00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:53,742 with the kiss. Everything's great. 516 00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:56,411 Yes. I feel better. I feel better now. 517 00:24:56,494 --> 00:24:58,955 Ah. I can breathe. You want to play some "Madden?" 518 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:01,666 -That would be nice. -If it ain't Ren and Stimpy. 519 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:04,377 -Yeah, what's up? -Hey, Dante. How you doing? 520 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:07,756 -Where's Carmen? -She's been arrested. 521 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:10,467 -Damn it. -JARED: The cops knew you called her. 522 00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:12,052 That's a parole violation. She's in county. 523 00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:14,763 -This is my fault. -JARED: You think? Ahem. 524 00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:18,266 I didn't say that out loud. That was just a thought. It slipped out-- 525 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,061 I know you don't like me with Carmen, but I've changed. 526 00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:23,730 Now help me get her out. I'll pay you. I got money. 527 00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:25,774 -No, you-- -No, you know what? 528 00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:27,984 It would be best if you turned yourself in. 529 00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:30,695 Not an option. I left my backpack here. 530 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,864 -All right. -It's not here. 531 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,033 He's not going to find it. He's gonna be pissed. 532 00:25:35,116 --> 00:25:37,244 -Where is it? -Now he's happy. 533 00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:42,207 Uh, it's not here. But we could take you to it. 534 00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:43,833 -Yeah. -Where? 535 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:49,214 In an industrial park in Santa Clarita. 536 00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:51,549 Yeah. And we'll take you there. 537 00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:52,968 Then take me. 538 00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,594 -Okay. -Okay. 539 00:25:57,973 --> 00:25:59,975 [♪♪♪] 540 00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:10,777 From the second I first saw Carmen at the Grove, I knew she was the one. 541 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:12,821 So you stole her money and credit cards. 542 00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:16,825 But I returned her purse. That's how I knew it was love. 543 00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:18,743 I wanna start a life with her. 544 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:20,912 PETER: There are some pensioners in Arizona 545 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:22,706 that are not sharing your happiness. 546 00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:25,458 In my business, you got to learn to compartmentalize. 547 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,502 How long we been driving? 548 00:26:27,585 --> 00:26:29,754 Fifteen minutes. Seems longer. 549 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:31,923 -DANTE: Where are we going? -WOMAN [ON GPS]: Right turn. 550 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:33,675 The GPS says make a right. 551 00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,305 -What the hell are you doing? -Ow. 552 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:40,849 What the hell are you doing? Eyes front. 553 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:44,185 Pull over. 554 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,271 [♪♪♪] 555 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:58,825 Get out. Where's my money? You got it or not? 556 00:26:58,908 --> 00:27:00,869 -PETER: Okay. Okay. -Yeah, but it's not here. 557 00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:03,747 Look, Dante, there's only one way to get Carmen back. 558 00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:06,624 How? 559 00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:11,338 We can get your sentence knocked down to a year if you turn yourself in. 560 00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:13,673 Once you get out, you'll get Carmen for good. 561 00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:17,302 You want to run or you want Carmen? You can't have both. 562 00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:19,637 PETER: Those sirens are getting louder because they're coming here. 563 00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:21,431 You ever wear one of these? 564 00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:22,974 [SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE] 565 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,476 Did you set me up? 566 00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:27,687 Whoa, whoa. Dante, come on. 567 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:31,483 Are you the same guy, or are you a changed man? 568 00:27:31,566 --> 00:27:33,693 How do I know you're just not conning me? 569 00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:38,573 You don't. But we have a plan. You want to hear it or not? 570 00:27:38,656 --> 00:27:40,325 JARED: Say yes, Dante. 571 00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:42,869 I want to hear it too. 572 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,414 [♪♪♪] 573 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:50,001 [♪♪♪] 574 00:27:58,718 --> 00:28:00,595 Hands in the air. 575 00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:05,225 Going out for drive-thru's a violation? 576 00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:09,646 We got to eat. You all want some fries? 577 00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,359 [DOOR OPENS] 578 00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:17,153 PINDAR: What happened? You guys okay? 579 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,613 Well, Dante's at large, 580 00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:21,741 and we got an additional two days of house arrest. 581 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:23,368 More bad news. 582 00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:25,537 There are no Infeld Daniels attorneys available 583 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:27,872 to handle Carmen's violation hearing tomorrow. 584 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:29,833 -Did you ask everybody? -Twice. 585 00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:33,044 Deaver's got jury duty. Harmon's got a gallbladder procedure. 586 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:35,839 And Hanna's visiting her mother in Los Gatos. 587 00:28:35,922 --> 00:28:39,008 But there is one Infeld Daniels attorney 588 00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:41,010 that you haven't called. 589 00:28:41,636 --> 00:28:44,472 -He's tall, dark, neurotic. -Mm-hm. 590 00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:46,891 No. 591 00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:49,185 Think of the times Carmen saved your ass. 592 00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,354 JARED: They can put her in jail for years. 593 00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,648 No, no, no, don't do this to me or to Carmen. 594 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,692 We'll fill you up with references. 595 00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:57,902 Fill your briefcase with hand sanitizers. 596 00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:00,321 Marla will drive you door-to-door. 597 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:02,782 I need my medication. I'm out of medication. 598 00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:05,702 Stop using your meds as a crutch. You can do this. 599 00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:08,288 [DOORBELL RINGS] 600 00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:11,291 [WILLIE WRIGHT'S "I'M SO HAPPY NOW" PLAYING] 601 00:29:11,374 --> 00:29:12,751 [GROANS] 602 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:16,421 [RETCHES] 603 00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:24,095 ♪ I'm so happy now ♪ 604 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:29,642 We may have taken a step backwards with Lily's certification demand. 605 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:31,978 What happened? The police tested the marijuana 606 00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:34,522 and discovered it was marijuana? 607 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:38,276 They found something hidden in the lining of Lily's travel bag. 608 00:29:38,359 --> 00:29:41,446 I purchased a quantity of cannabis lozenges. 609 00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:44,115 Lozenges are weighed by their total candy weight. 610 00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:46,367 KARP: So her possession charge has now gone 611 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:48,328 from six ounces to three pounds. 612 00:29:48,411 --> 00:29:50,413 Possession becomes intent to sell. 613 00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:53,708 And possible chance of probation becomes a long shot. 614 00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:56,503 I really stepped in it, didn't I? 615 00:29:56,586 --> 00:29:59,130 [QUADRON'S "AVERAGE FRUIT" PLAYING] 616 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:03,593 ♪ Down at the counter In his working suit ♪ 617 00:30:03,676 --> 00:30:05,428 -PETER: Got everything? -LILY: Yes. 618 00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:07,388 You look great. Okay? 619 00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:10,099 -We're late. -Don't antagonize Janie. 620 00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:12,435 -It'll only make things worse. -Janie? 621 00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:14,979 -The DA, his ex. -LILY: Really? 622 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:17,273 Would have been helpful to have known that. 623 00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:19,526 Doesn't matter. It's over. She's engaged. 624 00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:23,071 As fascinated as I am by your love life with my flesh and blood, 625 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:26,241 I'm just gonna go focus on the case. I'll be in the car. 626 00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:28,201 Why would she care? Is she jealous? 627 00:30:28,284 --> 00:30:29,828 No. 628 00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:32,872 Maybe a little. Wait, Karp. Wait. 629 00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:36,125 Actually, you do want to hear about my love life. 630 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:40,672 ♪ It's something That your heart beats for ♪ 631 00:30:40,755 --> 00:30:44,926 Mr. Singh. Mr. Singh, I said, are you ready? 632 00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:47,762 I am, Your Honor. Thank you for asking. 633 00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:51,766 Ms. Phillips, could you please tell us the number of times 634 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,893 you had sex with Mr. Dante Cole? 635 00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:56,187 And, please, don't leave out any details. 636 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:58,690 Leave out the details, Ms. Phillips. We're fine. 637 00:30:58,773 --> 00:31:01,526 -Four. -Four times. 638 00:31:01,609 --> 00:31:06,197 The second night. And four times the first night. 639 00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:08,366 Hm. Why would you have sex 640 00:31:08,449 --> 00:31:11,578 with a man you were ordered to have no contact with? 641 00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:14,706 Well, I guess sometimes your body fights your mind 642 00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:19,335 when you know that the man you hate is also 643 00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:21,296 the best sex that you've ever had. 644 00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:23,006 PINDAR: Let me be clear on this. 645 00:31:23,089 --> 00:31:26,801 You're saying that your physical need for Dante Cole 646 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,387 rendered you incapable of rational thought. 647 00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:33,558 -In effect, you weren't conscious. -Objection. Counsel is testifying. 648 00:31:33,641 --> 00:31:36,519 If he asked a question, we could hear from the defendant-- 649 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:38,438 We have no jury, Mr. Nelson, 650 00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:40,648 so we're just gathering up the facts. 651 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:43,234 -You can relax. -Yeah. Relax. 652 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:44,652 Please continue. 653 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:46,821 I, um... 654 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:51,951 You know, I can't give you the chemistry of it, but, yeah. 655 00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:55,246 No further questions. 656 00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:58,833 How you doing, Pindy? 657 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,753 PINDAR [OVER SPEAKER]: I'm lovely. How are you and Jared? 658 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:06,007 We're doing great. How you doing there? 659 00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:09,636 I'm calling our sex doctor next, but it's basically just a stall tactic. 660 00:32:09,719 --> 00:32:11,763 Still no word from your surprise witness. 661 00:32:11,846 --> 00:32:15,350 -PETER: Pindar, you doing okay? -Yeah, I'm absolutely fabulous, Peter. 662 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:18,937 That's great. See, you didn't need the meds. You just needed to sac up. 663 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:22,649 Yes, I guess it did take some testicular fortitude to eat the muffins. 664 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,984 I've never tried Mary Jane before, 665 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:28,154 and I am now a strong advocate of medicinal marijuana. 666 00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:30,198 -What? -The muffins. 667 00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:33,159 They were in the kitchen. I ate them this morning 668 00:32:33,242 --> 00:32:34,744 just to help with my anxiety. 669 00:32:36,871 --> 00:32:38,623 Pindy, I threw out the pot muffins. 670 00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:40,625 [WHISPERING] They're in the garage freezer. 671 00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:43,044 [♪♪♪] 672 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:46,422 -What? -PETER: You must have eaten the muffins 673 00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:48,216 that Janie bought. At the bakery. 674 00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:50,843 JARED: This is huge, buddy. This is a breakthrough. 675 00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:53,304 You did it on your own. 676 00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:54,514 Sir? 677 00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:57,350 Calling us back in. 678 00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:08,444 [♪♪♪] 679 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:15,201 Defense counselor would like to request a continuance 680 00:33:15,284 --> 00:33:19,163 due to a medical emergency involving the defense counselor. 681 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,708 Objection. We're in the middle of a hearing. 682 00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:24,127 What is wrong with you? We're both just people. 683 00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:26,879 What is the medical emergency, Mr. Singh? 684 00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:29,590 Excessive internal vomiting. 685 00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:31,509 It's a reaction to my medication. 686 00:33:31,592 --> 00:33:34,053 Mr. Singh was fine 15 minutes ago. 687 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:35,972 Yeah, denied. I've seen this movie. 688 00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:39,517 I know that you're under the employ of Franklin and Bash, Mr. Singh. 689 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,186 -Not gonna work. -Fine. 690 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,606 I would like to call a witness. 691 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,775 Her name is Dr. Betsy Meyerson, 692 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:50,528 and she is a certified sex doctor. 693 00:33:50,611 --> 00:33:52,321 [♪♪♪] 694 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:54,073 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 695 00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:57,118 Dr. Meyerson, let's talk about secretions, sex. 696 00:33:57,201 --> 00:34:00,913 Sex secretions during sex. 697 00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:04,042 Well, during sex, the human body can produce 698 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:08,004 astronomical amounts of adrenaline, cortisol, 699 00:34:08,087 --> 00:34:11,340 dopamine, serotonin, oxytocin, 700 00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:13,676 vasopressin and prolactin. 701 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,054 -That is a lot of mojo. -NELSON: Objection. 702 00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:17,764 Do we really need to listen--? 703 00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:20,099 I wasn't objecting during any of your questions. 704 00:34:21,350 --> 00:34:23,144 STURGESS: Mr. Singh? 705 00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:25,146 Uh-uh. 706 00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:27,690 Sorry. 707 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:30,443 [♪♪♪] 708 00:34:30,526 --> 00:34:33,946 Lily will accept three years' probation and 1000 hours 709 00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:37,450 of pro bono legal services under the supervision of Peter Bash. 710 00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:40,745 Mr. Bash has offered his home so he can keep a close eye on her. 711 00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:42,497 HARPER: I think it's too lenient. 712 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,290 But if Ms. Ross is comfortable, 713 00:34:44,373 --> 00:34:46,542 I'll reluctantly go along with it. 714 00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:51,631 I look forward to working under Peter Bash. A lot. 715 00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:57,887 We're concerned that the defendant's behavior 716 00:34:57,970 --> 00:35:01,099 will continue if she stays in Los Angeles. 717 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:03,518 Eh-- We'd hate to keep her away 718 00:35:03,601 --> 00:35:06,104 from her friend suffering through chemotherapy. 719 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:10,066 We'll agree to the deal, provided Miss Garrett leaves Los Angeles forthwith 720 00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:12,902 and doesn't return to the United States for 10 years. 721 00:35:12,985 --> 00:35:14,112 -Ten years? -Okay. 722 00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:16,197 She'll need a few days to get her affairs in order. 723 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,282 We can get her on the next available flight. 724 00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:21,327 Even better. Listen to me. This is a great deal. 725 00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:23,329 Okay, the DA has you dead to rights. 726 00:35:23,412 --> 00:35:25,998 If she wants, she can push this to trial, 727 00:35:26,082 --> 00:35:27,750 and you could go to jail. 728 00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:34,382 All right. I'll take it. 729 00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:36,884 I think there's a 6 p.m. leaving LAX to Heathrow. 730 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,679 Actually, there's one at 3:00 this afternoon. 731 00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:42,098 I'll be your driver. No detours. 732 00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:44,559 HARPER: Well, Stanton Infeld in my courtroom. 733 00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:46,185 This day keeps getting better. 734 00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:49,730 Oh, it's a thrill for me as well, Your Honor. 735 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:52,358 If I were you, I'd get my pot-smoking niece out 736 00:35:52,441 --> 00:35:54,735 before I change my mind about her deal. 737 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:59,073 Heh. You know, I got him off a public-indecency charge 738 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:02,285 30 years ago. You'd think he could be a little more civil. 739 00:36:03,452 --> 00:36:06,831 Oh, you've been a naughty girl. 740 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:12,503 Damien, well done. You're a credit to this family. 741 00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:15,298 Oh, speaking of family, I've got to convince my sister 742 00:36:15,381 --> 00:36:17,884 to cancel that hit man that she ordered. 743 00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:20,678 Oh, you think I'm joking? No. 744 00:36:20,761 --> 00:36:23,681 No. You only lied to her once, dear. 745 00:36:23,764 --> 00:36:27,185 I've been lying to her for three days. 746 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:29,187 Come on. 747 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,564 [♪♪♪] 748 00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:39,405 Dr. Meyerson, what you're saying 749 00:36:39,488 --> 00:36:42,909 is that Carmen Phillips is a rational adult 750 00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:45,536 who knowingly violated the rules of her parole 751 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:49,332 due to her addiction to the shuddering, sweat-soaked orgasms 752 00:36:49,415 --> 00:36:52,919 in unmentionable-- Unmentionable positions? 753 00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:55,588 -No, I didn't say that. -Were you thinking it? 754 00:36:55,671 --> 00:36:58,507 Mr. Singh is not seriously arguing 755 00:36:58,591 --> 00:37:01,177 that Ms. Phillips' orgasm was so intense, 756 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:05,348 so pleasurable, as to form some sort of addiction? 757 00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:07,350 DANTE: Yeah, he is. 758 00:37:07,433 --> 00:37:08,643 [♪♪♪] 759 00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:10,603 And if you want, we can prove it. 760 00:37:10,686 --> 00:37:12,939 -What took you so long? -Who are you? 761 00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:17,193 -Dante Cole. Carmen's boyfriend. -STURGESS: Bailiff. 762 00:37:17,276 --> 00:37:19,278 Your Honor, permission to approach the bench. 763 00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:21,781 Granted. You don't have to yell. I'm right here. 764 00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:25,952 I would like to propose a deal. 765 00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:30,081 If the DA frees Carmen, then Dante agrees to release the money 766 00:37:30,164 --> 00:37:32,291 in exchange for a lighter sentence 767 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:35,670 and five minutes with my client before he's taken to jail. 768 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:40,508 We will accept the deal as soon as the money is in our possession. 769 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:42,260 It sounds reasonable. 770 00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:44,595 I suppose this is when you'll tell us if we let Mr. Cole go, 771 00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:46,430 he'll go and bring back the money. 772 00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:50,935 No. The prosecution already has the cash, $100,000. 773 00:37:51,018 --> 00:37:53,020 -No, we don't. -Yes, you do. 774 00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:55,314 NELSON: Miss Phillips is so clearly-- 775 00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:57,191 It's in that briefcase right there. 776 00:37:59,777 --> 00:38:03,114 This better not be one of your Franklin-and-Bash stunts. 777 00:38:03,197 --> 00:38:05,950 -I'm not in the mood. -It's not, Your Honor. 778 00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:09,036 NELSON: Whoa. 779 00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:13,165 It appears to be $100,000. 780 00:38:15,751 --> 00:38:18,254 -Then I will accept the deal. -Thank you. 781 00:38:18,337 --> 00:38:20,756 STURGESS: You're welcome. Bailiff, five minutes. 782 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,758 [PINDAR COUGHING] 783 00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:24,844 [♪♪♪] 784 00:38:30,224 --> 00:38:31,559 Thank you. 785 00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:34,478 The second I get out, I'm coming for you. 786 00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:39,108 Dante, look, we're through. 787 00:38:39,191 --> 00:38:40,985 [CHUCKLES] 788 00:38:41,068 --> 00:38:43,029 That's why you got out the game. 789 00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:46,282 You are a terrible liar. 790 00:38:47,950 --> 00:38:51,454 ♪ Will they know my name? ♪ 791 00:38:51,537 --> 00:38:54,290 Okay, portal out, people. Show's over. 792 00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:56,834 ♪ Look at the mess we've made ♪ 793 00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:59,337 BAILIFF: Come on. 794 00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:01,505 ♪ It's not a permanent stay ♪ 795 00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:02,882 [SIGHS] 796 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:07,887 ♪ It's like ♪ ♪ But it's worth it, I guess ♪ 797 00:39:07,970 --> 00:39:11,307 Oh. Inhale the freedom. It is a beautiful thing. 798 00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:15,144 -Whoo. It is great to get out. -Oh. Heh, heh. 799 00:39:15,394 --> 00:39:17,146 -You want to sit outside? -Hell, no. 800 00:39:17,229 --> 00:39:18,522 Good. 801 00:39:19,231 --> 00:39:20,900 Let me ask you. 802 00:39:20,983 --> 00:39:23,486 Can a bangover really apply to men? 803 00:39:23,569 --> 00:39:26,030 Because I can't think of any sex with any woman 804 00:39:26,113 --> 00:39:29,241 that I wouldn't want to repeat as many times as possible. 805 00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:32,578 I don't know. I think it can. I mean, if you really love the girl, 806 00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:36,040 sex can be a drug. It'll mess you up. 807 00:39:36,123 --> 00:39:37,917 Did you have that feeling with Lily? 808 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,960 No. It was great, though. 809 00:39:41,337 --> 00:39:43,005 [♪♪♪] 810 00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:45,925 Okay, you get one day on a deserted island with ScarJo, 811 00:39:46,008 --> 00:39:48,469 and it's a total all-you-can-stomach sex buffet. 812 00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:50,262 But? 813 00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:53,891 But no sex with anyone else for the next five years. 814 00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:56,644 -That's a no-brainer. -You'd do it? 815 00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:58,396 -Absolutely. -How you figure? 816 00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:01,732 A ScarJo bangover would last at least two years, 817 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:03,567 maybe three years, if there was cuddling. 818 00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:06,362 So three years done, and then the next two years 819 00:40:06,445 --> 00:40:08,739 I could download the experience. 820 00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:11,075 Other than calluses, I don't see an obstacle. 821 00:40:11,158 --> 00:40:14,161 -I didn't think big-picture. -You don't think about it. 822 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,247 In fact, I would consider 823 00:40:16,330 --> 00:40:18,374 swearing off sex for the rest of my life 824 00:40:18,457 --> 00:40:20,626 -for one night with Scarlett. -That's crazy talk. 825 00:40:20,709 --> 00:40:22,002 I am a crazy man. 826 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:29,802 ♪ Ooh, what a mixture ♪ 827 00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:32,972 ♪ Such a vivid picture ♪ 828 00:40:33,055 --> 00:40:35,724 ♪ Ooh, what a mixture ♪ 829 00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:39,520 ♪ If I must say so myself ♪ 830 00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:42,481 ♪ Oh, my, what a day Comin' at me anyway ♪ 831 00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:45,484 ♪ Everything I try to say Just comes out backwards ♪ 832 00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:47,069 ♪ Overthinkin' Underreachin' ♪ 833 00:40:47,153 --> 00:40:48,946 ♪ Someone tells a joke I'm blinkin' ♪ 834 00:40:49,029 --> 00:40:50,990 ♪ Nothing's all That's sinkin' in ♪ 64747

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