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Someone order a snack for Christmas?
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Longest week of my life.
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Come here.
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Hot. Hot.
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Hi.
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I miss that.
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Me too.
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But if I don't get you back
there in the next 30 seconds,
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they will send a search party.
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Come on.
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Moving in?
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Is there a problem?
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Come on.
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Everyone, say hi to Mish.
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Hi.
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Yeah, that one is Jude.
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Not sure what they'll go
for in June season, though.
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-Can't be the dad jokes.
-Call me daddy and come find out.
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Cal said you were cute, but far...
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What blackmail do they have on you?
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Multiple orgasms.
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The human vibrator strikes again.
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My boy, Cal.
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Thank God you're here.
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I lose seven brain cells every
second I'm alone with Cal and Jude.
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Pieta, by the way.
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You've told us absolutely nothing.
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As usual, Cal.
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How did you two meet?
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At work. Speaking of,
you want a Cosmo, Mitch?
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Yes, please. I can help.
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Stay. Tell the story.
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It's better when you do it anyway.
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Classic Cal. Always working.
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Didn't mind when we dated.
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Oh... Smooth.
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Hold my hand.
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Pieta, tell me about your partner.
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Soph and I have been
together for two years.
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But Sophie is with Zoe for Christmas.
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The problem with polyamory
is too many names.
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You're like a Christmas orphan.
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Oh, which is fine. I'm a huge Grinch.
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Is it fine?
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You and your ex stuck in
an Airbnb for New Year's Eve
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watching the fireworks.
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Yeah. Soph is so threatened by Cal.
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You know, maybe Cal's not the one
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that Sophie needs to be
worried about.
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Where have you been my whole life?
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I like her.
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Petition to the
quarterly king to keep this one.
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Quarterly king?
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-It's a dumb joke.
-Serial three month-er.
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Jude.
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S**t, Jude, can you come
look at something for me?
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-What is it?
-OMG. Look.
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It's an expiration date.
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Looks like I've got two months left.
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Hey, don't try and drown me
then run. Let's go. Round two.
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Oi. You're chickening out?
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Nuh.
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The adult just needs
to start the barbecue.
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Fine. Thanks, chef. Love your work.
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Don't you dare.
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You flip this bird, that
is grounds for divorce.
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No, it's not a New Year's resolution.
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It's a bit serial-killery.
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Look, guys, I think it's
nice to bring in the New Year
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with an act of service.
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Is that what we're calling coming
at the stroke of midnight now?
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Yeah. The more you give,
the more you receive.
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Oh, and you love to receive,
don't you?
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I found it. They fell out of my bag.
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Oh, I love these.
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Do you guys remember the last time
we used a confession card deck?
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-I would pay to forget.
-Don't be so dramatic, babe.
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It wasn't that bad.
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Other than Cal threatening a
friend break up with all of us.
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Lesbians don't need another reason
to talk about their feelings.
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-I'm going to take these in.
-Pretty please? For me.
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Come on. I've added a fun twist.
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Know thyself. Or drink.
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Drink...
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Oh, me again. Lucky.
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Let's see.
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What's your most lovable quality?
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Pass.
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Alright, who's next?
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Only 6,000 more f**king cards.
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When was the last time you had sex?
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Our schedules are a bit, you know,
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I mean, I basically leave for work
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when Jude comes home from
the theatre.
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Hey, I'm still down, but someone
has to appear in court or whatever.
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Do you know what? I'm going to bed.
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I told you this game was a bad idea.
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Yeah, because you being a
d**khead is the card's fault.
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Them not f**king is on me.
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-Mish, your turn.
-Maybe we should stop. Yeah?
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Mish, what do people say
when you walk out of the room?
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Um, no. That's my worst nightmare.
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Don't you worry, babe.
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When you walk out of the room,
this is all we talk about.
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Yeah, I think that's my cue.
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Yep.
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And that's why we put
them in the granny flat.
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-What's wrong?
-Nothing.
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Why?
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That usually gets you off
in, like, eight seconds.
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OK.
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So, the thing is,
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I'm not gonna come.
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New Year, new me. Right?
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-So I went back on my anti-D's.
-Congrats.
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-Thank you.
-Yeah.
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But I guess they kicked
in, so now I can't come.
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-Oh.
-It's not you.
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It still feels great.
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It's just every time
I think I'm about to come,
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I hit the orgasm ceiling.
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-The what?
-Like the glass ceiling.
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But for orgasms.
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And instead of breaking through,
I just, like, slam into it.
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And maybe my big
toe squeezes through.
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-I'm sorry.
-Don't be sorry.
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You know, every ceiling
has a load bearing limit.
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Wanna look for it? Yeah?
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Believe me, I've tried.
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I have.
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But just because I can't come
doesn't mean you have to suffer.
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Tell me what you want.
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I promise. I'm good.
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You haven't been selfish.
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I just don't need it.
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-OK.
-Come here.
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I missed this.
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Say you're mine.
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I'm yours.
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I'm yours.
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Always.
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Love you.
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I love you so f**king much.
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F**k.
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Oh, f**k.
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Were you having a maz in your car?
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-I was just getting something.
-Mm-hm.
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Getting off.
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How are things with Mish?
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-They're good.
-Just good?
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They're great.
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We have a lot of fun together.
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Right. Alone in your car?
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Morning.
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You slipped out early.
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-Is there kale in this?
-Your colon will thank me later.
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You homos ready?
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Yeah. Let me get my s**t and
we can go.
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-Go where?
-Goliath Falls.
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It's the smallest waterfall ever.
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-I've never been.
-Well, you're coming.
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It's our annual pilgrimage.
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Mainly to get everyone
out of the house.
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Cal finds us helping for
feast night distracting.
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-I need my sous-chef today.
-That's new.
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I promise to pay overtime.
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OK. Bye. Don't have
too much fun without us.
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What's fun about prepping
for a six-course meal?
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Bye, sluts.
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Bye.
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-Wow. OK.
-I know.
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Tease.
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I'm sorry this is taking so long.
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I was hoping we'd have time
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for you to come on every
surface of this house.
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I don't think there's enough
time in the universe for that.
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I'm just saying I always
got an a for effort.
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You're against it.
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OK, chef.
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Show me how it's done.
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Did you know...
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that you eat with your
eyes as well as your mouth?
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I'm well aware.
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Do you know how hot you are
right now?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. With your hands and
your knife and your mouth.
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You make me want to do stuff to you.
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Do stuff.
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So hot.
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You make me want to bend you over
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and spank you until you're
begging to come on my hand.
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Begging me to make you come.
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Make you mine.
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You want that, don't you?
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Tell me how much you want it.
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Tell me.
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Come for me. You deserve it.
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-Oh, f**k.
-Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
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That was so stupid.
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I wasn't thinking.
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It's OK. It wasn't you.
The knife slipped.
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-I'm sorry.
-Show me.
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Still have one good hand.
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I'm not kidding about bending over.
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Me first.
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-How's that?
-Um... A bit higher.
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OK.
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Better?
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Yeah. Why?
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I don't know. Angle's weird.
Wrong hand.
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OK.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Keep going.
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I want you.
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Touch me.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah. You like that?
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Yeah. Just like that.
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F**k.
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Is that too...?
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More.
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More.
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-Oh, f**k.
-F**k.
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-Ow! F**k!
-Come for me, baby.
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-Oh, f**k. Come for me.
-I want to look at you.
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What's wrong?
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Where the f**k's the band aid?
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I'm really sorry.
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I was in full reptile
brain. I thought...
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I told you I don't care if
I don't come.
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Yeah, no, I know. I'm fully going
to make this up to you, though.
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-Do you not like being touched?
-Oh, got it.
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Because I can respect that.
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Obviously.
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It's true.
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I like making you feel good.
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And you look really hot when
you come.
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So what?
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I'm not hot when I'm not coming.
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-I don't mean literally.
-So what do you mean?
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I don't know. Nothing.
I don't mean anything.
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Can we just f**k and not go down
the introspective dyke wormhole?
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Sure.
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You two are so cute I'm gonna munt.
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Promise?
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So, New Year's resolutions?
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Communicate with each other more.
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I'm kind of into the make-up sex,
though.
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You're not eating.
252
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I'm not hungry.
253
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I can get you another drink.
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It's fine. I can get it.
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No. I'll get it.
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I can get my own drink.
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Do you guys need some space?
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For what? We're fine.
259
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What happened while we were out?
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Nothing happened.
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Literally nothing happened.
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She literally can't come.
So nothing happened.
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And nothing's going to
happen tonight either.
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So happy f**king New Year.
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00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,680
-Wait, she can't come?
-Nope.
266
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,000
Dude, are you broken?
267
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,239
F**k you, man. I'm not
the one who's broken.
268
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,920
Oh. Does that feel good?
269
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:09,880
Yeah.
270
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,040
Are you close?
271
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,600
Oh, I'm so good in bed.
272
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,600
It's my only personality trait.
273
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:16,960
Yeah. You like that?
274
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,320
No. Take it.
275
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,360
Oh, yeah. You love that. Oh, yeah.
276
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,200
I'm gonna make you come so
f**king hard.
277
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,399
Oh, come for me, baby.
278
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,560
Mish. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
279
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,440
You are just like every
other dumb f**kboy.
280
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,640
Except at least they don't
cringe when I touch their d**ks.
281
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,160
You humiliated me.
282
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,479
How dare you call me broken?
283
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,480
Why are you so obsessed
with making me come?
284
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,680
What? It's a weird
fetish or something?
285
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,599
Notch in the bedpost.
286
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,879
Collector's item.
287
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,759
It's like talking to
a f**king statue.
288
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,199
Get a f**king psych.
289
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,920
We'll say what you came here to say.
290
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,519
I didn't come to say anything.
291
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,160
Just bring one.
292
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,120
-Cold?
-No.
293
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,999
-We can share.
-I don't want it.
294
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,520
Just say you're cold
and you want the blanky.
295
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,880
Just f**king take it.
296
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,999
I don't f**king need it.
297
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,239
Get off me!
298
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,319
I want to touch you.
299
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,680
Well, I want to touch you.
300
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,079
Tell me what you want.
301
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,439
I want to make you fall apart.
302
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,120
Still can't do it.
303
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,760
What?
304
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,039
Say what you actually want.
305
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,560
F**k me. Why is everyone
so obsessed with that?
306
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,440
I'm fine. OK?
307
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,520
Yeah. You don't need
anything from anyone.
308
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,159
Just like old times.
309
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,480
Is that why you broke up with me?
310
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,640
I knew you weren't happy.
311
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,720
I knew I couldn't give
you what you wanted.
312
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:03,600
Anal.
313
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,639
I'm sorry. Stop.
Please don't go. Please.
314
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,399
I'm...
315
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,920
I'm scared I don't know how to
be loved.
316
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,440
Everyone's on this love
yourself bulls**t. And I...
317
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,880
I don't even know what that means.
318
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,239
Did I miss a memo?
319
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,200
Am I broken?
320
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,560
Because whenever someone
tries to say something
321
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,480
or do something nice for me,
322
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,240
I just hear this voice
in my head saying,
323
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,920
"Stop. Who are you to accept that?
324
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,200
Have you earned it?
325
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,240
But wait, wait, no.
326
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,720
Maybe if you make them feel
really good,
327
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,840
maybe then you can have
a little treat.
328
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,039
Yeah. Focus on them.
329
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,840
Because they deserve it.
330
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,160
And you don't."
331
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:19,359
Man. I forgot how much of a
self-loathing c**t you can be.
332
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,000
Excuse me.
333
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,320
You're not special, Cal.
334
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,999
You're not the first person to
love so f**king hard it hurts.
335
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,840
You say you hate yourself, but...
336
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,760
If you're such a s**t c**t,
what does that make us?
337
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,639
The people who love you.
338
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:39,080
Yeah. You're not going to be
posting self-love memes anytime soon.
339
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,360
Who cares?
340
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,040
Stop pushing us away.
341
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,200
Stop acting like you're the only one
342
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,000
trying to give something
to other people.
343
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,600
Because if you stop
self-flagellating long enough
344
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,679
to be brave and ask for what you
want, you can f**king have it.
345
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:11,279
Will you hold me?
346
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:17,639
Please.
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