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Come on now, run!

Pass it on!

-Pass it on to him! -It’s coming!

-It’s coming man! -Come on, shoot!

Shoot!

I’m going crazy here!

-Sit down, sit down. -Oh man!

Hey.

-Me? -Stop the foolery. Where is that rascal?

He said he’d get his wedding suit and come right away. He must be stuck in traffic.

Right, he must be... Look...

...find him right now. I’m going to kill him.

I’ll find him, uncle Mecit. Actually, I have!

Look at him. Man, are you kidding with me!

Folks, just a second! I need to speak on the phone.

Ssssh!

One, two... Yes brother?

Man, what the hell are you guys thinking!

-The wedding is starting. -What wedding?

Your wedding, you fool. You’re getting married!

We forgot about the wedding!

Alright, man, alright!

We’re coming! We’ll be right there. But there’s traffic.

What traffic!

You’re at the football match!

You’ve just been on the TV screen!

-The whole nation saw you! Good thing uncle Mecit didn’t. -Man, we were on TV!

-We should call mom! -We’re coming brother!

-We’re coming. -You jerks!

What!

Müco, I’ve got 16 unanswered calls! Everyone has called! We’re screwed!

Let’s go. Uncle Mecit will bury us alive!

-What’s a wedding doing on match day! -Come on Zafer, let’s go!

Let’s see that one too...

Sorry. Sorry.

Uğur, thanks. See you next week.

-Give it to me! -Take it, quick.

The registrar has arrived. He’s getting ready.

And the groom is nowhere to be found!

Be calm, Buket. Get a drink. Write your name under my shoe.

Zafer will come. He must be on the way.

-Step on the gas! -Step on it brother!

Turn it up!

But where are we going, brother?

-Yakacık. The Yakacık Wedding Hall. -To the Yakacık Wedding Hall! Come on man!

-I have an idea where he might be... -Shut up.

I have that same idea, but...

...I think he won’t do that on wedding day.

I don’t know what to think. What should I be thinking?

I thought he might be at the football match.

What?

-Could he be at a football match? -On wedding day?

It’s an important match. They have a new player .

Oh, so it’s all fine then!

He was like this when I met him, he still is. I love my husband!

You went to the match on wedding day?

Why do you think I’m telling you to step on it! Just step on the it!

-How can he go to a match on wedding day? -I agree with Buket.

I don’t believe one bit that Zafer is in love with you!

I do.

Zafer is in love with me!

I mean, he loves me.

If you don’t love her, don’t marry her brother!

He’s got to get married. He can’t dare disobey his father.

The ball is crossed in. A header! And it’s in! Goal!

-Come on! -Save a shot just once!

-So is the girl forced to marry too? -I don’t understand that either.

-Why did Feryal want to marry me? -Zafer, stop the drivel!

The girl has been taken with you since childhood!

Come on, don’t be silly! Where do you get that from?

Guests are getting their second round of wedding candy!

-Where is Zafer? -He’s coming. He must be on the way.

What has Zafer got to do with wedding candy, by the way?

You know, dear, a wedding without a groom is a rare thing.

-They must be grabbing some souvenirs to keep! -Mom!

So the girl has been taken with you since childhood. Why don’t you love her?

He’s a weird guy! He loves someone else!

-Really? -He fell in love with the girl’s closest friend.

-Her closest friend? -They’re very close. This close!

-Let me give you a lift. -I can go, don’t bother.

No way. Let me drop you.

Oh, there comes Zafer!

How are you, girl?

Little bird!

Yellow! Blue! Champions!

Fener!

Yellow! Blue! Champions!

Duygu, my co-worker. Zafer, my childhood friend.

Hello. Duygu.

Hello. Zafer.

Your hair and eyes are so harmonious.

How come?

If your hair was red and your eyes yellow...

...that wouldn’t be very nice.

Stop the nonsense now. Wouldn’t you like to check out this girl?

She’s a beautiful girl.

Come on.

So, what do you think about the car, Zafer?

She’s beautiful.

It’s hard to get one’s eyes off her.

God bless her!

-I mean, drive it safe and sound, Feryal. -Amen.

Beautiful... Magnificent!

Now, I don’t understand.

If you’re in love with someone else, why did you agree to marry her?

You should’ve objected.

Objections are overruled, brother. I couldn’t give dad another heart attack!

-Zafer. -Yes, dad.

Now, don’t you...

-...want to marry Feryal? -I don’t, dad.

Well, I do!

-So you marry her, dad! -Don’t talk to your father like that!

Why can’t you understand? This is Feryal we’re talking about!

My childhood friend!

I’ve never looked at her that way!

No way. I can’t.

-Dad. Dad! -Oh, dear dad!

Call an ambulance! I’m dying!

So that’s why I’m being put to death today!

Otherwise why would I get married unwillingly?

So could you not tell him “I love someone else”?

I couldn’t. Whenever I tried to...

This matter of marriage... I think it’s a bit early, isn’t it?

Dad!

Dad!

I was just going to ask you to pass the salt! That’s it!

Put your foot in!

Three Fenerbahçe players in the box! Crossed low with power.

Back off the defense! The ball is loose!

-Placed neatly, and it’s a goal! -Goal!

Goal!

What?

I guess your son doesn’t intend to marry our daughter.

He’s nowhere to be found!

No way, Asım!

When I asked him “Would you marry Feryal” he almost went crazy!

“I’ve loved her since childhood”, he said.

-Didn’t he, Gülnur? -Of course. He wants to marry her.

Run!

Duygu...

Zafer?

How do I look, darling?

Go to hell, Zafer!

Don’t curse! I’m ruined here anyway!

Zafer, come on.

Damn you, cheerleader! You see him?

He’s wearing the shirt over his kit! The rascal came straight from the match!

Whatever. He’s here now, Mecit.

Feryal Eren, daughter of Asım Eren... Do you accept Zafer Özçetin, son of...

...Mecit Özçetin as your spouse, through good and bad days, in good health and illness?

Yes!

Zafer Özçetin, son of Mecit Özçetin... Do you accept Feryal Eren...

Daughter of Asım Eren, as your spouse?

We couldn’t hear you.

Yes.

You shouted a lot at the match and lost your voice, didn’t you?

-And do you bear witness? -Yes.

Yes.

Here?

There.

Step on his foot!

Brother, you do it!

By the authority of the Mayor of Kartal, I declare you husband and wife.

Kiss her!

I entrust him to you.

You’re next in line! There are many boys here, go find one!

-Congratulations Zafer! -Selçuk...

-Congratulations! -Thanks brother.

I’ll pin a gold piece on you.

-Put it in the bag! -No, I’ve been waiting for this for years.

-I’ll pin it on you. -That’s so funny.

You don’t like it, sir?

There you go.

-Congratulations. -Thank you.

I wish you the best, dear.

We promised not to cry.

-Alright. -Come on, you’ll spoil my mascara.

My dear.

You couldn’t pin it?

She did!

I’m so happy, Zafer.

I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life. I love you so much.

Let me dance with the bride!

Of course.

-Come here, dad. -My dear...

How are you?

-Duygu, are you... -Zafer!

I’ve just married my best friend to my lover!

This is my happiest day Zafer! My happiest day!

-Dear, we talked about this already. -What did we talk about?

I even witnessed for you!

It’s like a video for an Ümit Besen song!

I promised you. You know very well that this is a fake marriage.

Be patient, dear. Just for a while.

The doctor said “Your father will be fine in a few months.”

Alright? Once my father recovers, I’ll divorce Feryal right away!

If you lay a finger on Feryal, you can’t see my face again, Zafer!

-Look, Duygu... -Zafer!

I’m serious.

If you sleep with her, our relationship is over!

If I touch Feryal over the course of our marriage...

...it’s a red card. I’m banned for doping.

Ban me from the game.

Fine.

Promise?

Promise!

Fine, I promise.

Feryal tells me everything. If you don’t keep your promise...

...I’ll make you pay for it, badly.

WE’RE GETTING MARRIED

Bravo! Bravo!

Here, sir.

Yes.

Is there anything I can help you with, sir?

No, no. You can leave.

Wait, man. Wait a moment.

This match will be without specators! Why do you tell him to wait?

-We have to tip the boy, dear. -Alright, tip him and let him leave.

-Could you hold that for a moment? -Who?

Hold her.

Just a moment.

Sorry, I had ravioli at the staff dinner.

What are you doing?

I’m looking for change, but the smallest I have is a hundred!

Have you got any change?

-You got any change? -No.

I must have some change here.

I’m getting really angry over here.

Brother!

Take that, and give me back!

Fine, I will...

Let me have that...

Take it.

Thank you very much. If you need anything...

You gave him a hundred Liras!

Feryal, no way!

We’ve got more here, Zafer! Come on.

Faggot! One would think he’s donating a house! It’s a hundred Liras, all in all!

At least the girl was generous!

I touched her. She’s got the money but no tits and no ass!

He got the hundred!

He should have carried you to bed for that!

Don’t dwell on these things. This is our honeymoon night.

Let’s enjoy it.

Lay me down, Zafer.

How can I lay you down?

Don’t you see the bed? It’s a mess!

What sort of hotel is this!

Oh, you’re a macho man, now that you’re married?

It’s the honeymoon concept, you fool. The roses are for us to get in the mood!

Why roses? The spikes will sting our asses!

You just lay me down.

-Are you sure? -Yes.

Alright.

Come on.

Come here.

-Come, come! -Wait. Feryal, wait!

Come here. Where are you going?

Feryal, what is this?

You had a twenty Lira note in your bag! Why did you give the man a hundred?

-Who pinned this twenty Lira note anyway? -Uncle Mürsel.

Your uncle Mürsel is so stingy.

If he could put a needle through a coin, he’d pin one on you!

Darling, let’s not think of these now.

We’re on honeymoon. It’s our first night.

Let’s enjoy it, right?

We’ll talk about that later.

Look, I’m in bed.

I’m a new bride.

I’m eager...

And hungry...

Right?

Zafer...

I’m so excited...

Corner kick for Fenerbahçe! The box is rather crowded.

What are you doing?

Darling, I couldn’t see the penalty shootout today. I’ll watch the highlights.

Enough with your match!

Why do you care so much about it?

Mind your own penalty kick! That’s enough!

Look, all the spikes and everything are gone.

What are you doing?

I’ve got to work that bellboy! He got a hundred so he should work for it.

Hello, we’re the newly married couple.

We’d like some champagne. One bottle.

What brands do you have?

Well, you pick one for us. It doesn’t matter.

But tell the bellboy who took us to our room to bring it.

Because he got a year’s worth of tip in advance! He should work for it.

Thanks.

Yes.

In fact, champagne is a good idea.

We’ll drink up, get drunk, you say...

Get a fever.

Then our libido will rise...

-Let it go up... -Feryal, Feryal! Your makeup!

-What? -Did you refresh your makeup?

-Does it look bad? -No, it doesn’t, but...

...it’s better for it to be fresh, you know. Especially on a night like this!

You jackal, you’re kidding!

Alright, so I’ll refresh it. You’re right.

It should be fresh on a night like this.

I’ve got no way out.

Tonight... This girl will...

-Duygu, are you alright? -I feel great!

I married my lover an hour ago!

Didn’t you get close to the guy just because you envied the girl?

And you knew the girl loved the guy like crazy.

That’s how it started but seeing the married tonight I lost my nerve!

I shouldn’t have let Zafer and Feryal get married.

-Well, it’s all over now. -Nothing is over!

Zafer promised me. He won’t even touch Feryal.

So what? They’re married.

And they’ll get divorced, dear.

Why are you looking at me?

There, Zafer is texting.

Don’t worry dear, nothing happened.

I’m defending well. It’s still a goalless draw.

It should’ve been me in that room now, you coward!

Zafer.

My dear.

How does it look? Fresh?

You look beautiful, Feryal. God bless you.

Amen.

We’re not taking off our clothes?

Unzip it. I can’t do it myself.

-This looks so complicated, Feryal. -It is, a bit.

-How do you open it? -Start from the top.

It doesn’t look like...

...there’s any way to open it there.

There’s fabric below it. And a string under that.

That’s what I couldn’t open. Now...

Pull it.

It won’t open, Feryal.

There’s another piece, look under that.

I’m trying, but it won’t open!

So tear it!

Tear it! Tear it, Zafer!

Break it off! Tear it!

I’m done!

No, you’re not done!

Come in. Come on, bring it, man.

The champagne is here, darling.

-Anything else you would like? -I hope you don’t expect another tip.

I tipped you enough cash for a year, man!

Leave man, just leave!

-Get out! -Who will sign the cheque?

I’ll sign it later! Just go away!

Get lost, we’ve got work to do!

Understand us please!

Come on!

Well, well!

Feryal, I never knew you could do that!

You really chased the man away! Well done.

I never knew I could do that either.

What should we do?

Should we get to know me together?

Wait, Feryal, darling! Wait a moment, dear.

We should drink champagne before and relax, right?

Be calm.

Zafer is up to something really strange now. You know that, right?

The guy loves another girl. He got married to some other girl now.

You know what Zafer’s situation is like now?

He’s among Galatasaray fans with a Fenerbahçe kit now!

That’s right! That’s a good one.

But man, you know, I feel bad about it.

I couldn’t do anything for him. I couldn’t get him out of this.

And I’m his best friend.

-Fuck you! -No, fuck you! I’m his best friend!

-What makes you his best friend, man? -Who was his wedding witness?

Are you out of your mind?

We made a bet. Whoever drew the short straw would be the witness. I got the long one.

You didn’t even draw a straw, and became witness. God is my witness.

Come on man, I was already set to be the witness as his best friend.

Alright, let’s drink.

But still, I’m his best friend. No question about that.

-I’m his best friend! -Call him!

Call Zafer. Ask him right now.

-Fine, I’ll call him. -Call him!

Let me prove you wrong!

I’ve got your pants, you take off the shirt!

-Just a moment, calm down. -Come on, my man! Come on.

Wait a moment, calm down!

-My phone! My phone is ringing Feryal! -What? What phone?

Don’t be silly, Zafer. Whoever is calling this time of night...

-...must be some idiot! -Wait!

Feryal, please, dear. Maybe it’s important.

Hello?

-Zafer, I hope you’re not too busy! -What are you saying?

Selçuk and I have something important to ask you.

Man, who is your best friend?

Me or this jerk?

Can you tell us for god’s sake?

What! You had an accident?

What’s he saying?

How bad is it?

Very bad? Really!

You’re going to the hospital?

What hospital, man? What accident?

Alright, don’t worry. I’m coming right now.

Darling... Müjdat and Selçuk had an accident!

I have to go to the emergency ward right now!

He’s calling.

Hello, Müco?

Where are you? I’m coming.

We’re at the usual place, on the coast, but what happened? What accident?

I made that up, man.

I have to get away from Feryal. I’ll tell you when I get there.

-Alright, come here man. -Zafer, come on!

Be quick, let’s go there!

Feryal, dear, you don’t have to come. Don’t panic now.

Don’t be silly, Zafer.

I’m not spending the first night of my marriage alone!

I’m coming with you.

Look, I have to tell you something. One of you must be injured, and quick!

That’s just right for your head. I’ll pick that.

Selçuk, look, don’t overdo it. And don’t hit me in the eye!

Hit my forehead and let’s get this done. Come on!

Don’t hit too hard, right? And don’t hurt me too much.

Shut up. It’s coming.

One...

Just hit me, it’s harder like that!

-Shall I hit you right away? -Hit me right away.

-Right away? -Right away!

I hit you right away!

Man!

What are you doing! You hit me so hard! How can you...

What!

Müco.

My god! Müjdat! Müjdat!

Ambulance!

Are you alright? Ambulance!

EMERGENCY

-Selçuk. -What?

Who is Zafer’s best friend? Tell me again now.

-Where are they? -Who is injured Zafer? Tell me.

-What? -Who is injured? Tell me now.

It’s... It’s Selçuk.

Zafer.

Well done, very well done!

-Zafer is here. -That’s how you do it! Well done!

Müco. Müco!

You said it was Selçuk?

In the panic I thought it was him. They’re one and the same for me, after all!

He says “they’re one and the same for me”!

-Are you alright, brother? -Thank god.

They just did a tomography.

They’ll see if there’s any bleeding. They said...

-...”You can leave after that.” -Really? Too bad!

I hope you get well soon Müco!

May god help you get well!

They’re waiting for a tomography. There’s nothing we can do. Let’s go!

Let’s wait for the result. Maybe the boy’s got a bleeding!

Feryal, I’m sorry to have bothered you on match day!

-I’m fine now. -No, no.

He got a knock in the head. He’s talking nonsense.

The boy is fine! He says match day!

He’s aware of what’s going on! Come on, let’s leave.

Darling, wait a moment! Let’s just wait for the results!

-Be patient, dear! -I wish you a quick recovery.

-There. -The results are here!

We do not have any trace of internal bleeding in the brain.

You’re lucky to have found trace of a brain...

...because we haven’t so far.

He says there’s nothing wrong with his brain.

And they’re joking, so it’s fine. Let’s go.

-However... -Look, he says “however”!

Yes?

You should not sleep for 18 hours. If you have... .

...any complaints such as nausea or anything else, come here immediately.

-Get well soon. -Thank you. Thank you.

He says “Don’t sleep for 18 hours”!

He’s telling him, Feryal!

I’ll sleep! How can I stay awake for 18 hours? I haven’t had any sleep since morning.

-I need to sleep. -No, wait.

Müco, this is very important. You should stay awake for 18 hours.

I’ll keep my eyes on you and never let you--

Don’t sleep!

Müco, Müco, don’t sleep!

See, the boy is sleeping.

Müco. Müco!

-What about you, Feryal? -Well, I’m fine.

I’m getting by!

Müco, don’t sleep! Don’t sleep!

Feryal.

Feryal.

Wake up, girl, won’t you tell us? I’m so curious.

Looks like someone got no sleep at all last night!

How do you know, Buket? Were you with them?

You don’t have to be with them to see that.

Look, the girl is beaten up so bad!

Feryal. Feryal!

Wait, wait!

Buket, please. Don’t you see? I’m aching all over!

See, I told you.

Zafer did a lot for her last night!

He excruciated her!

-Not just Zafer. Müjdat and Selçuk were there too. -What!

Müjdat and Selçuk?

Buket, what kind of pervert are you!

What was going through your mind those three seconds!

The idiots had an accident.

Selçuk and Müjdat?

-We spent the whole night at the hospital. -Really?

But you came back to the hotel room afterwards?

Buket, these are private matters!

I’m curious!

Private? Girls, there’s nothing private going on!

Or rather, there was nothing to be called private last night.

-Or did you have first night anxiety? -No.

Why should I have first night anxiety?

I’m wondering if...

...my dear Zafer had such an anxiety.

I’m anxious, man!

I’m anxious about losing Duygu!

Man, I had my head knocked off and you’re still talking about Duygu!

It’s over now, Zafer. You married Feryal.

-So, what now? -I promised Duygu that...

...I’ll never touch Feryal while we are married.

What!

Müco!

Müco, don’t sleep, man!

It’s forbidden!

I mean, he had a wedding. He’s tired. He’s a man.

He feels the responsibility. He was crushed under that.

He stressed himself.

He got bad news after all. It was a hard night for him.

He didn’t touch me despite that...

...so should I worry about that and divorce the man or what?

-I would divorce him! -Come on, girls!

You say you love Zafer like crazy...

...but he was late for the wedding. That was last night, you remember?

There, bingo! Duygu is right.

He’s the one to blame.

It looks like you two were looking for a chance to label Zafer!

These things happen.

I’m sure Zafer has some plans for tonight!

I’m thinking of how I’ll get rid of Feryal tonight!

Zafer, come on, that’s enough!

Feryal is your best friend. Why get rid of her? That’s shameful.

Is that so, Müco?

Thank you very much for reminding me!

Müco, that’s what I’ve been saying from the start.

What are you talking about? With a friend, how can one...

God, forgive me...

I’ve never looked at her like that, because she’s my friend!

-I haven’t either. -Me neither!

What are you saying, man! Stop fooling!

Message from Duygu!

What’s she saying?

She’s asking what I’ll do now that I’ve survived the first night.

“Where are you dear?”

-Well, what happened last night... -Just the same.

...was completely unexpected.

Why should I label the man based on just that?

It’s not like the same thing will happen every night.

Looks like you’ll have a hard time tonight. Feryal is locked on target!

Who are you texting there?

I’m talking to you. That’s shameful.

It must be her mysterious lover that she’s too shy to introduce to us.

-Hey, what are you writing to him? -Hey, don’t!

It’s my private life.

We’re telling about our private lives too. Just so you know.

We’re curious.

Our thing is still uncertain. Once things gets certain I’ll tell you.

You’ll meet him, but not now.

Good morning, you rascals.

-Welcome, dad. -Hello.

We drank too much at the wedding.

What happened to your head?

An accident.

An accident. I knocked my head somewhere.

What are you doing here?

I came to help you out, because of your heart condition, dad!

Didn’t you get married yesterday?

Yes, dad. This is the second day already...

...thank god.

Time goes by so fast, doesn’t it, boys?

Right, it goes by fast.

Go back to your wife. And don’t get out of the house for a week!

A week? Why?

Come on, go!

Go home, come on!

-Dad, let me help you here! -Get lost!

Uncle Mecit, can I have a couple of days off too?

My head was damaged badly, I don’t feel good. I should rest.

I can’t focus on work.

So your head was damaged just now?

Have you ever used your head to this day? Are you Einstein or what? You scoundrel!

Don’t laugh behind me. I’ll break your bone!

Get to work.

You too.

You too.

Get lost!

You haven’t changed your relationship status on Facebook to “married”.

I don’t go on Facebook a lot.

So perhaps you were hacked, because you’ve shared “Best goals of Fenerbahçe” an hour ago.

I was just taking a look. I don’t hang out a lot.

Well, okay.

Who cares about Facebook anyway?

I really don’t feel like watching a film like that now.

Tango, the silliest dance in the world.

Oh, a documentary!

Look, one can always learn something from documentaries.

Mating takes from five to fifty seconds...

In fact you’re right.

Maybe we can take a clue from documentaries.

That’s shameful, filming animals in such moments!

Well, there’s nothing on. I’m not in the mood to watch TV.

Let’s not watch TV.

I see where you’re getting...

Good.

Come on, let’s go to bed then.

I’m getting a headache. Do we have a painkiller at home?

You had nothing a moment ago. How come you suddenly get a headache?

I didn’t eat much this evening, perhaps that’s why.

We don’t have painkillers yet.

So I’ll go out.

I'll take a walk. The daylight will be good for me.

Daylight, at night?

I mean, let me get some fresh air!

Fresh air is good for me, that’s what I was saying. And maybe...

...I can find a pharmacy on duty as I walk.

Gülnur, how are things at the workshop? Getting better?

Thank god, Zeynep...

...It’s getting better gradually.

Oh, thank god.

She wants you to say “thanks to you”, mom.

She means “Don’t forget where the money is coming from.”

There you go.

Drink all you can before you die!

How about Kasım?

Kasım?

Let’s name our grandson after my grandfather.

You can name the second one.

So you say we’ll have a boy!

A man’s got to have a boy!

Come on.

Are you bored?

-What? -Are you bored?

No, this is like eating sunflower seeds. Once you start, you just keep going.

I’m fine.

It’s so well cooked!

Thank you dear, it tastes great.

Come on, son, treat yourself.

This is too much for me, uncle Asım. Thank you.

It’s not too much. You need it!

Eat it, son!

-No, thank you. -Come on, eat!

Look...

...don’t get full on bread, son.

We’ll have sujuk afterwards.

Thank you.

Cheers. Come on!

Cheers!

Come on!

For Kasım!

I’m dying...

I unloaded two trucks full of goods today.

So I’m dying. I can barely lift an arm.

My father, he’s so ruthless with me.

There was a fight at the football match.

Fikret, once I catch you alone downtown...

I’ll ruin you!

You scoundrel!

Selçuk, what team are you getting?

I get Barcelona, you get whatever you want.

If you get Barcelona, of course I get Real Madrid!

How are you, Feryal? We’re having a tournament.

Gentlemen, come on! Get seated. It’s time for a lesson!

Sister, please put these in a bowl.

Where are the joysticks?

Joystick. Where is the joystick?

Under the table.

I mean, Buket...

...I’m not so inexperienced after all.

I’ve had my experiences. But this man used to touch me more...

...before we got married. I don’t know, he touched me here.

-He put his hands here, like that. -Girl, this is definitely not normal.

How come you still haven’t slept with him?

I swear, I don’t know!

It’s like the man lost all his energy.

Like someone put anaphrodisiac in his food.

I’m going to suggest you somebody. The man is both a life coach...

...and an energy guru!

Zafer’s energy will reach the top!

You keep saying that word “guru”, but I’m really no good with these things.

Let’s get out of here, please dear.

Zafer, please. Let’s meet the man and see.

We’ll get some fresh energy, and get rid of this bad luck on us.

-Open our chakras and so on. -I don’t want some stranger...

...to open my chakras for god’s sake!

He may leave them open and make me sick!

-Maybe it’s going to be good for your jokes too. -Don’t say that Feryal!

That’s shameful.

Mrs. Feryal, Mr. Zafer, let me have you over here for warm-up.

We’ll start by regulating the flow of energy in our body.

-Here, please. -Let’s go, please. I’m scared. Please, Feryal!

-We’ll just have a good time! -Here.

You couldn’t sit right?

Can’t we just...

...sit like that?

Now...

I’ve got a cramp on my foot! Sorry.

Sorry.

Now, we gather our inner energy...

...and make it into a ball.

Feel your energy.

Feel your ball.

Now, throw it to the person across from you.

Sorry.

Let’s hold hands please.

Can you feel the flow of energy?

Can we feel it, Zafer?

Of course we do. I feel like a power plant!

Good. Now, you’ll feel a vibration...

...coming from deep down.

I feel it!

Believe it or not, even I can feel the vibration in you, Zafer.

Now, I’ll explain the reason why you feel this vibration.

No need, sir.

It’s the phone.

I put it on silent mode before the session. Müco, hello?

What’s up man?

No, I’m not at home.

Müco, it turns out my chakras have been closed for years.

I’m in for treatment. I’m getting a stent implanted in my soul!

I don’t know.

We went to this expert...

...Zafer got silly again, did some stupid things.

We’ll see if it’s working.

Zafer, the bed is ready. Come on.

I’m burning!

I’m burning! Don’t touch!

-Goal! -That’s it!

Just when we were getting so close...

...we got through the day somehow.

I made tea, served it to him.

And just at that moment, the tea spilled over him!

Poor man, he desperately called out to me: “I’m burning!”

It doesn’t work out. It just doesn’t.

All sorts of things happen, and this thing doesn’t.

-What kind of marriage is this! -Buket, don’t get started again.

It’s just bad luck, Feryal.

Something goes wrong all the time.

Sorry Duygu, but...

...how can a man not sleep with his wife just because of bad luck?

Come on, shoot! Goal!

Look! We never got to hug each other like that!

Pass it!

I tucked it in so well!

Goal!

Goal! Goal!

Zafer, it’s a goal!

I scored a goal!

I scored a goal, man!

Zafer.

I scored a goal, man, a goal!

Goal! I scored a goal!

I scored, Zafer!

So what will you do, Feryal? Keep the marriage going like this?

Why shouldn’t I?

It’s not like it will go on like this forever.

I wonder if Zafer is having first year anxiety, like first day anxiety?

Is it some syndrome like that?

What the hell is that, dear!

Well, I don’t know. I’m running out of hope.

Zafer was badly hurt in his privates!

Müjdat, take him to the toilet!

Get him to pee.

Don’t squeeze it Zafer, pee! Go and pee!

You go and pee, come on!

Relax!

After the meal, let’s have quince dessert.

-This place makes it so good. -It’s marvellous.

I’m sure you’ll eat two plates. Maybe even three.

Me too.

Sister...

I guess you’re craving for desserts and so on these days?

You’ll get us to eat quince dessert too.

That’s so funny.

And why are you calling her “sister” by the way?

Call her Feryal, like you’ve been calling her for years.

Oh, my friend is picking on me for calling my sister “sister”!

What’s going on? Why are you picking the boy?

He called me sister, what’s wrong with that?

Really, why call her sister? She’s still our Feryal, isn’t she?

Really, why are you calling her sister?

Why use such words?

Hey, you and Müco always seem to agree. You have much in common!

Why didn’t you think of dating? Flirting, becoming lovers maybe?

What!

But they look good together.

Why are you overreacting?

Be calm for a moment, why are you shouting?

Well, I...

You’re worried that I’ll get your best friend away from you?

It’s not worrying, but we haven’t really gotten into something like that...

I mean, I’ve always liked you ever since I met you, but...

...not like that.

See? The boy is ashamed.

Perhaps some of us still have the sense of shame.

Have you decided about your dessert?

Yes, quince dessert.

We’ll have quince dessert.

As we always do.

They’re both full, Feryal.

Why are you laughing? Is it funny that the toilets are full?

No, I’m not laughing at that.

You know, when Buket told Müco...

...that he and Duygu look good together...

Müco was acting weird. He started looking at her differently.

You know, men are all the same. They think of this stuff all the time.

No way!

Why?

Girl...

...because this is Müco...

...he looks the same all the time. He just looks straight on like that.

It’s Müco, you know.

-So, no way. -He just looks on!

Always fixed!

Come on, go in.

What are you doing!

-Darling, my yellow canary! -I’m spicing up our relationship!

Baby, don’t do that! Wait, I’ll tell you something, listen.

Feryal is inside, dear. She’ll hear us when she comes out!

-So? -Look, you’re drunk!

Why were you so close with Müco? You know what Feryal just told me?

She said “Müco was looking at Duygu differently.”

I don’t know him but I’ll be looking at him differently after tonight.

-No way! -Why?

No, my yellow canary. You’re friends, baby.

Well, you can marry your best friend.

Why can’t I have a relationship with my friend?

-You have to understand that! -Duygu, don’t be silly!

-Zafer, what about... -Don’t drink so much Duygu, please.

-Girl, are you drunk? -No, no, she’s fine.

She’ll be fine if she just washes her face. Come on, dear.

-Make yourself throw up! -Throw up. Do something.

-We’ll go dancing! -Come on Feryal, let’s go in.

You’re looking at her so obviously. Stop it.

Selçuk, look at her.

As if her making me jealous with Müjdat weren’t enough...

...now she’s literally pole dancing with a guy we don’t know!

-Pole dancing! -Why are you shouting? What pole?

Who’s the pole?

We were saying, look at Duygu, how well she’s dancing.

And the guy next to him is like a pole!

-But she’s overdoing the dance. -Let her do what she likes.

Obviously she doesn’t come to places like this with her mysterious lover.

-Mysterious lover? -She’s got a mysterious lover.

She didn’t introduce him to us either. I think the guy is married.

God bless!

So, let’s dance!

Let’s dance!

-Do I have permission, brother? -Don’t be silly.

-You idiot. -You’re the idiot.

Zafer, let’s have some fun. Don’t let the girls fall prey!

Come on, let’s dance.

I don’t like dancing. I can’t dance anyway.

You know that Feryal. You enjoy yourself. Come on, little bird.

-Come on. -You go on, darling.

Really, I’m getting more anxious than you!

I’ll find it now.

Girl, you’ve got to get moving!

You can’t solve this problem just lying around all day!

In fact I can, but I just can’t get to lie in that particular place!

-What are you trying to do, Buket? -I’m trying to get things going!

Men sometimes need visual material...

...to get into the mood, the feeling!

Visual? Men can even get into the mood with a water bottle!

Dear, it’s not me who’s coming up with this!

Uncle Google told me!

I asked it how to impress men. And it told me nine ways.

One: Attractive clothes.

Two: Sexy underwear.

Now, why exactly did you think Google was an uncle?

According to studies, the color red activates passion and sexuality.

I’m not kidding. English scientists researched it!

So don’t leave it all up to English scientists!

Darling, be a little flirtatious! Some coquetry wouldn’t hurt!

Hello, good evening.

Good evening.

May your holy night be blessed.

-Is it a holy night tonight? -Yes.

My god, thank you!

Thank you very much.

May your holy night be blessed too! I’ll eat this and send you the plate.

Lovely, thanks.

Zafer!

Feryal! What are you doing? You’ll cause me to sin!

Tonight is a holy night!

We’ll pray all night.

God will forgive all our sins!

Get lost! Put on some clothes, perform ablution and come here.

We’ll pray.

My god, on this holy night, please put your ignorant servant Feryal...

...in her right mind! Amen!

Zafer, you idiot!

I get him to drink, I get him to eat. Nothing works.

I dress up, it doesn’t work. Nothing works with this man.

He just doesn’t want to touch me.

I’ll say “I’ve had enough” and quit this, I swear.

There’s something I’ve been thinking of...

-...what if there’s a spell on him? -A spell?

Buket, what spell? You’re going crazy.

Someone must have put a spell on him!

A spell, in this day and age?

That’s superstitious. You don’t believe such things, do you?

If it’s superstitious, if you don’t believe it works...

...why aren’t all the fortunetellers and healers going hungry?

Look, there’s a psychic I know. Shall we go to her?

No way. It won’t work. Will it? Does it?

Why don’t we try? Maybe it will work.

You’ve tried everything. Give this a chance too.

Feryal, don’t be silly.

No, I mean maybe just for fun. We’ll have a good time.

How much is it?

So, Miss Ebral, do you remember me?

I came before, for...

Didn’t the thistle and raisins work, dear?

I haven’t tried yet.

If you don’t try within three months, it won’t work.

-What? -Now, you.

Have you tried everything with your husband?

She knew right away! How did you know?

I’m not like other psychics, dear. I know!

All the celebrities come to me.

See? I told you.

Now, when I look at you carefully, I see..

...that there’s either a spell on your husband...

...or he’s gay!

It will all be revealed. You have to do everything I tell you.

First, get a sample of your husband’s urine.

How can I get the man’s piss?

You can. We’ll do it somehow. Fine.

Once you have the sample...

...turn it around your hear three times...

...uttering the words “cemcük, cemcük, cemcük”.

And what does “cemcük” mean? If I know what it means, perhaps I can say it better.

Why do you care what it means?

-You don’t know the formula of Coke either! -Why do you care what it means dear? Listen.

Find three female dog teeth.

How can I find female dog teeth? I don’t run a dog shelter!

Shut up dear, I’ll find it for you. Miss Ebral, continue.

Put them in the same cup as the urine and wait for three hours.

Then, in the evening, before your husband comes home...

...place them on three corners of the bed.

Take these candles. Light them and put them near the bed.

As you place the candles, utter these words:

“O cemcük, make this happen, For I can’t wait lying down.

Make my brave man strong, For I can’t throw him off.

O cemcük, o cemcük, Make the spell work at once!”

Did you get the lyrics down, dear?

I did. I have it all here.

“O cemcük, make this happen,

For I can’t wait lying down. Make my brave man strong,

My god, please make my brave man strong!

-I can’t throw him off! -Feryal!

O cemcük, o cemcük, Make the spell work at once!

-At once! -Feryal!

Just a moment...

I’m in the bedroom. I’m getting dressed.

Feryal.

I have a headache.

Really? And I have a fever.

Of course you have a fever. You put the whole room on fire!

-What’s going on? -But I’m also shaking.

-Shaking? -Shaking.

Let me see.

Do you feel a fever? A fire?

-I do. -God, it’s working!

The fire isn’t from you. The bed is burning!

-The bed! We’re burning! -The bed is burning!

My bad fortune! Zafer, do something! Throw this on the fire!

To whom have I done harm? I didn’t do anything bad to anyone.

Not on purpose, at least. Who is it that cursed me?

Duygu, it wasn’t this bad before. I’ve set the bed on fire!

So it was a hot night, right?

This is no time for jokes. Don’t you see how bad she feels?

I don’t care if you make jokes. Just lie me down and bury me here.

Kick and stomp on me. I don’t care.

-I want to get drunk on something. -Alcohol. You should drink alcohol.

That’s fine too. But just if...

...there were fountains of chocolate, pyramids of bitter chocolate...

Wait, stop. Don’t just let go.

You tried to solve the matter amicably, but it didn’t work.

-What will she do? -She’ll resort to other means!

She’ll put a drug in Zafer’s drink.

No way!

Who do you think I am, Nuri Alço?

Buket, how do you come up with these perverse ideas?

At least I’m trying. What about you?

-You just sit there and talk. -Buket, they are husband and wife!

We can’t put our nose into their affairs. It’s their private life.

Put your nose anywhere you like.

Put it between us. There’s nothing between us anyway.

We’re playing house. Just not with toys.

Excuse me.

-I ordered white pudding. -It’s on the way, sir.

I’ll be back.

I’ll get going.

And you still haven’t introduced us to your mysterious lover.

Feryal, you know, I’m not like you. I don’t like sharing my private life.

-See you later. -I don’t have a private life.

Good thing Duygu is gone.

I couldn’t give you this near her. She objects to everything. Idiot.

-Buket, I’m not putting a drug in Zafer’s drink! -But this is different!

You just put a few drops of this in his food.

It will make him so horny.

This is the kind of thing that leads men astray!

And then what?

The morning never comes! Eighteen plus!

Darling, I brought you this special flower from Africa, but the idiots have boiled it.

So you can’t smell it, but you can taste it.

Stop being cute, Zafer.

I’m getting tired. It’s been months!

Feryal is about to give up, but you’re not doing anything.

When will you get divorced?

I was going to talk to my father today!

But at the workshop he had a heart spasm. He almost died!

-I have a heart too, Zafer. -I know, baby.

How can one live without a heart?

Darling, look, you know the situation. I just want a little patience.

Just a little. And you said it yourself.

That Feryal is...

-What was that, what did you say? -I said she’s about to give up.

Maybe Feryal will leave me!

It’s a silly marriage anyway. I don’t think she can take me for much longer.

Darling, sweetheart...

Don’t worry. Give me a kiss.

Come on, darling.

-I don’t want to, Zafer. -I’ll stab myself if you don’t.

-Give me a kiss. -No.

I’ll cut myself, I swear! Give me a kiss.

-Zafer, please! -Hadi.

-Come on. -No, please!

What?

Don’t you have some news for us dear? Don’t you feel dizzy at all...

...or, I don’t know...

...nausea or something?

No. Why should I?

I’m rather healthy. Why do you feel bad about that?

I mean, we’re asking...

...because, you know...

You understand!

No, Mrs. Gülnur, no.

And we’re only just married, aren’t we, mom?

It’s been months.

Anyway, you enjoy the meal.

I haven’t cooked for the evening. I need to get that done.

See you later.

One. Two.

Three.

Four.

Zafer!

-What did you put in this soup? -Why?

I don’t know, it tastes great.

Good appetite!

-What’s happening to me? -What’s wrong?

I’m fine. Very fine.

No, no, you’re not fine.

You seem to be taken over by fever.

Like there’s something in you that you can’t control.

Like there’s something moving in you, right?

No, I’m fine. I’m fine.

I’ll drink some water.

-There’s water on the table. -Cold water!

I need to drink cold water!

What’s happening to me all of a sudden? I feel like climbing up the walls!

I’m burning!

Oh, look at the melons!

Man, what are you doing? Don’t be silly.

Think of something else.

Think of something else. Feryal! Boy, don’t be silly!

Look at the cakes!

Who put the chicken there like that!

Some water. Water!

God, please help me!

Feryal!

Feryal! Go to the living room.

We’ve got work to do!

Quick!

Duygu, I’m sorry. I’m cheating on you with my wife!

Feryal!

Damn!

Let me answer that. Then we have work to do!

I’ll kill him!

Make it short, Seda. What is it?

I know you won't care but...

...my father insisted that I call you.

That’s too long already. What happened?

You know uncle Hikmet?

He was hospitalized.

What? Uncle Hikmet was hospitalized?

I just called to let you know. I’m hanging up now.

Who is uncle Hikmet, Zafer?

He’s my father’s sister-in-law’s uncle’s cousin’s brother’s...

...something!

A far relative. So you don’t like him, do you?

Of course I like him! Uncle Hikmet has been like a father to me, Feryal!

How can I not like him!

Boy, what did I tell you! Didn’t I tell you to go play somewhere else?

-Uncle Hikmet, please! -Get lost!

You have a father, Zafer.

Yes, but uncle Hikmet...

...has been a part-time father for me!

He’s done so much for me.

Don’t you think he’ll be fine tomorrow? In the morning?

Won’t he be fine?

I don’t know, but if he doesn’t, I’ll be devastated.

Uncle Hikmet is very important for me.

If something happens to him, I won’t be fine for at least a few months!

My dear uncle Hikmet!

A few months?

The man isn’t Zafer’s close relative. What are we doing here?

I had a hard time taking time off work!

I’m worried about his condition. If something happens to him...

...Zafer will be depressed for months!

-What? -Here.

Hello.

-I wish you well. -Thanks.

-How is uncle Hikmet doing? -Not good. He’s connected to a machine.

Oh dear!

You are...

-I’m Zafer’s wife. -What do the doctors say? An operation?

No. The doctors say there’s no hope. They’ll pull the plug.

What? He’ll die if they do that!

He isn’t really alive right now.

You can’t do that!

You can’t pull out the plug on uncle Hikmet!

Sorry, who is the lady?

Uncle Mecit’s daughter-in-law. Zafer’s wife.

Dear, we don’t want that either, but...

But what, madam?

As you try to pull the plug out on uncle Hikmet here...

...doctors, scientists all around the world are...

...working to invent new treatments so that people like him won’t die.

Flu, aids, haemorrhoids, cancer...

As those men work their asses off to invent cures...

-...you’ll sit here and just pull the plug? -This is devastating for us too.

I think you’re not devastated enough.

How can you just pull the plug? Uncle Hikmet is lying here alive!

Madam, my father is already in a vegetative state!

So we kill the vegetables and plants here? I thought you cared about the environment!

This is not just about uncle Hikmet. Don’t you understand?

-Excuse me? -What are you thinking to yourself now?

“Dear dad, you are about to expire...

...so let me pull your plug!” Is that what you’re thinking?

What about you, madam? What are you thinking?

How can you lay a 45 year marriage to waste?

-34 years. -It will be 45 if you don’t pull the plug!

There is not much hope for his recovery, madam.

You can’t say “I couldn’t cure him”, so you say “There’s no hope”!

What about the wonders of modern medicine? And then...

There’s god above. Don’t give up your hope of god.

No, I changed my mind. The girl is right.

We shouldn’t give up hope of god.

I agree. Let’s wait some more.

Alright.

It’s too crowded here.

Let’s get out altogether.

You gave them a good tirade inside!

-You really made them change their minds! -I had no other choice.

This man must stay alive.

-We didn’t give them the flowers. -Let’s go back.

Hold on, uncle Hikmet!

Hold on for me!

Hold on for your family!

Hold on for yourself!

His heart is going!

No!

He’s dead!

The man is dead!

No way! You can’t do that!

You can’t do that to me uncle Hikmet!

Not now! I haven’t even gotten started yet!

-Get up! -Give up. His spirit is already gone.

No, I can’t give up! No way!

One and two and...

Buket! Help me!

Three and... Give him the kiss of life!

-No, I can’t. You do it! -My lips haven’t even touched Zafer yet!

Six and... Get off!

-Eight and nine and... -Stop it, dear. Stop it.

-He has passed away. -Why Uncle Hikmet, why?

Why?

Why, uncle Hikmet... Why? Why?

Dear, his heart is recovering!

It’s back! Pulse?

He’s back!

-He’s back! -He’s back! He has a pulse!

-He’s back! He’s back! -He’s back.

He’s alive!

-He’s alive! -I brought him back!

He’s alive!

-High five! -He’s alive.

You’re so lucky!

Pass.

It’s been quite a while since they got married. Still no good news about a grandson.

I come to work in the morning, and the boy is here. I look into his eyes, and not a hint.

-Maybe it’s... -What?

-I mean, infertility or something? -No way.

He’s a bit of a rascal, but I don’t think he’s infertile.

I don’t just mean it for him!

But if it’s something like that, we can only dream of a grandson.

What shall we do?

They should go to the hospital and get tested. And we’ll learn the truth.

That’s a great idea! I’ll get the boy to go.

I’ll tell my wife to get the girl to go.

You couldn’t do it, right?

They’ve made the damn thing so hard to put on!

We also have these models...

Let’s see that one too. Let me see it, dear.

Wow!

This necklace looks great on the lady.

-Doesn’t it? -It does.

On such a beautiful neck, of course it looks good.

Zafer! Zafer!

What?

You can’t amuse me any more with kisses and necklaces and so on!

You don’t understand me, do you?

I’m not doing these to amuse you!

I’m...

I’m trying to express my love for you, morally and materially. What’s wrong with that?

You’re so good, Zafer. So good!

I understand the lady.

She’s trying to tell you that rather than the necklaces...

...she’d like to take a look at the diamond rings.

Even the gentleman understood me, Zafer. But you don’t.

Congratulations, thanks.

I understand you too, dear...

But all I want is some time, my yellow canary.

How much more can I wait, Zafer?

See? Does it look good?

Great.

This is a new model.

What are they doing here?

You don’t understand me. You really don’t.

Zafer! Duygu!

Feryal!

What are you doing here? Welcome.

Good to see you. What are you doing here?

What is it that Duygu doesn’t understand, Zafer?

She...

She just...

Alright, there’s no point in keeping this secret anymore.

-I’ll tell her. Enough is enough. -Don’t be silly! What will you tell her?

-I’ll tell her about it. -Zafer! There’s nothing to tell!

You ruined my surprise!

-Surprise? -Yes.

I was trying to set up a surprise for your birthday.

-But my birthday is 15 days away. -I know.

I didn’t want to rush and get something silly at the last minute...

...so I thought I should get it early. And I asked Duygu to help me with it.

And I was telling her:

“You don’t understand me. Feryal likes more flamboyant things.”

And she was saying “No, she likes simple things.” She chose this.

You know what? She’s right, and that’s a great choice.

She definitely knows me better than you. Great taste!

Right.

Oh my dear ones!

You arranged to set up a birthday surprise for me?

I love you so much!

All we needed was an infertility test!

My father comes up with all sorts of strange ideas!

The family elders have a point, Zafer. Everyone is expecting a baby.

Why should I waste my sperm to be counted?

We’ll just say “We had the test, the results are normal.” Right, Müco?

Don’t touch me! I’m on duty. I’m following uncle Mecit orders!

I’ll take the report to him. Another copy will be delivered to uncle Asım.

While you’re at it, get it printed in the Official Gazette too!

-Zafer! -Alright, Müco!

Zafer Özçetin!

Come on.

Sorry, I have a question.

Why did you give that little man a big cup and me a little one?

How do you decide on the size?

Did you think I was a weak person, madam?

You know what?

I have records in this field! Please give me a bigger one!

That was for watering the flowers, dear.

The gentleman is the housekeeper.

Is he?

Sorry. So where do I do the...

You do it in that room.

Would you like help?

Look at that wanker! He says he has records.

-Zafer? -Yes.

Look.

Zafer, I’ve been trying so hard.

For you to touch me...

...and to touch you...

...I’ve been trying so hard.

I tried so hard for us to do the things newly married couples do.

I even burned the bed.

But I’m so tired.

Now our parents are putting pressure on us.

They keep asking “When is the baby coming?”

I don’t know what to tell them anymore.

The pressure is wearing me out.

It’s time for us to have a baby in our arms.

But I don’t have a baby...

...or a real husband in my arms.

I love you so much, Zafer.

I’m wondering...

...if that’s why I’ve been blind to certain things.

Do you not love me?

You don’t love me, and that’s why you don’t touch me...

...that’s why we don’t sleep together, right?

Alright.

Now, look.

Feryal.

My dear...

...in fact, I...

You don’t love me.

The German parliament did not pass the bill proposed by the ruling party.

I’m impotent.

Yes.

I’m impotent, Feryal.

That’s why I’ve been staying away from you. You’re right.

I should’ve told you before we got married.

But it’s not so easy for a man to speak about this.

You’re right to be angry with me.

And if you’d like to divorce me, I’ll respect that.

Man, you’re really something! What sort of an answer is that?

“I’m impotent!” How can you say that to the girl?

Really, Zafer!

Feryal passed you the ball with a beautiful cross. She asked “Don’t you love me?”

She passed it to your feet. You should’ve said “I don’t love you!”

You should’ve taken the shot!

I was so close to saying it, but I couldn’t.

I do want to leave Feryal, but...

...I don’t want to make her sad.

I don’t want her to think she is ugly or unlovable.

And you know about my father.

If I told him I wanted to leave Feryal, he’d have a heart attack!

I’d be the cause of his death.

I told Feryal “You can divorce me.”

If she wants to divorce, if she leaves me willingly...

...that won’t hurt my father, and the problem will be solved, gentlemen.

-And what does Feryal say? -She didn’t talk.

She doesn’t talk much when she’s distressed.

She disappears, goes somewhere.

To be honest, I don’t know where she goes.

Zafer, now you’ll be known as the “impotent man”!

Yes.

You know what? Feryal must already have told the girls.

Let’s drink to the impotent Zafer!

Man, “impotent” is a bit too complicated.

You may simply be known as “Zafer the fag” in the neighborhood!

So that’s how it is.

I’m so happy! So finally it happened!

So you finally slept last night?

Think of what happens on the first night of marriage. It was twice as much!

He missed me for a while, so he just let go. He really shook me up!

You are officially husband and wife now.

Duygu, why aren’t you happy? You’re even closer to Feryal than me.

Of course I’m happy. I am.

There was all sorts of bad luck, you know.

Now it happened all of a sudden and...

She’s surprised. I know my friend.

Be like me girl! Go crazy! High five!

-Even my hands are aching! Think of that. -Good for you.

-Wait a moment! -You’re a dirty pig!

What’s going on?

You cheated on me with your wife last night!

You promised me! You weren’t going to do it!

Am I a fool? Why am I waiting for you?

-Why are you wasting my time? -Wait a moment!

Duygu, wait a moment!

I didn’t do such a thing.

I told Feryal that I was impotent.

-What does that mean? -What does what mean?

-It means “I can’t do that thing.” -It means “The bird is dead.” That’s what I said.

-So why does she say you did it? -Is that what she said?

She celebrated all day with Buket.

She tells us everything. Why didn’t she say “Zafer is impotent”?

She didn’t want to embarrass me.

She said that not to embarrass me. Why don’t you understand?

She was drinking!

She said you shook her up real good!

She kept telling about the things you did all night!

Did that idiot Feryal believe you were impotent?

Why are you calling her an idiot?

She told you that to protect me!

Since when have you been defending Feryal?

Feryal!

-What’s that smell? -Zafer, I’m sorry, it’s burned out!

-The bed? -No, the food this time.

Shall we eat out?

Let’s go.

Good idea. Come on.

Fine. I’ll go to the toilet.

-Alright. -Fine, come on.

This was great. I burn the food all the time.

You’ll end up burning me, not just the food.

You burned me too, so we’re even.

Feryal!

You’re as lucky as ever. You were always like that.

Whenever we watched a game together, our team would win.

I wish it could all be like it was then. Everything was great when we were kids.

We used to count the curbstones. Like we had nothing else to do.

-Do you remember Tayfun? -Tayfun, or his bicycle?

We used to steal his bicycle all the time, and he never changed the code on the lock!

The code was always his birthday, right?

He and his father would look all over the neighborhood for us.

-They would never check their own rooftop. -They would never check it.

Later it became our secret place.

Then you made it your clinic. You made up the game of doctor and patient there.

Right.

You treated many residents of the neighborhood on that rooftop.

Isn’t that Tayfun’s motorbike?

I think it is.

Let’s see if the code is still his birthday!

I don’t believe it. You’re serious!

The key must be somewhere around here.

I can’t believe we’re doing this, Zafer!

What if we get caught?

Jump on!

-Did you get on? -I can’t believe we’re doing this!

Do you think Tayfun will find his bike?

-What? -Do you think Tayfun will find his bike?

He will, don’t worry.

It’s been such a long time since we came here.

In fact I do come here sometimes.

-Really? -Yes.

I come here when I don’t feel good.

It relieves me.

It’s very important to be in touch with places of your childhood.

We used to play a game here, remember?

We tried to find the furthest building.

You insisted that you could see the building furthest away.

But I couldn’t see the closest one.

Right?

Zafer, you stole my bike, didn’t you! Sen çaldın değil mi lan?

We’ll call the police! I’m telling my dad!

Dad! Dad!

He’s still talking about his father!

-What shall we do? -What shall we do?

-Come on! -Neredesin lan? Zafer?

Zafer, enough! Why are you going around like a mad cow?

-What happened now? -Gentlemen, something great happened.

-What happened? -I...

...fell madly in love with my wife.

Man, everything about this guy is upside down!

Boy, you first fall in love, and then you get married.

-You don’t fall in love after getting married! -It’s not like that!

I was already in love with her. But I’m only just realizing it!

That’s what’s happening.

Wait a moment! You were thinking about Duygu all the time.

-What about her? -I’m going to end the thing with Duygu.

I don’t love that girl! How can I have a relationship with her?

This guy will drive me crazy, I swear.

He fell in love with someone he shouldn’t have. Then married someone shed didn’t love.

Now he says he loves the one he didn’t, and doesn’t love the one he did!

What are you saying, Selçuk? I’m going to talk to Duygu.

Your father asked you to drop by.

Zafer, tell me, is it certainly over with Duygu?

-Are you hitting on Duygu? -Yes.

-She won’t like you. She likes dark-haired guys. -No way. We were together at dinner.

-I was there too! -But she sat next to me!

Someone’s got to sit next to everyone. So what?

There was contact between us there.

Darling...

Now, Duygu...

Look.

You sometimes love someone, and...

...with time, you love them more and more.

Some time later, you forget how you loved them. Or don’t understand how...

-You don’t know if you love them as a friend or... -What love? What are you saying?

Well.

I’m trying to tell you about my feelings right now.

Darling, during the course of this marriage...

...I became truly aware of Feryal.

The times we had in the past, the time we spent together now.

I had such a great time with her.

Duygu, what I’m trying to say is...

I’m so sorry.

I’m really sorry, but I...

...I don’t love you.

Duygu, I fell in love with Feryal.

Duygu?

So Feryal ended up getting it all, like she always does.

-What? -Feryal wins all the time.

What are you talking about?

-So you chose Feryal? -Yes, I chose her.

Or did you get close to me to make Feryal jealous?

-Answer me, is that right? -Zafer, don’t be silly.

-That is so, right? It is. -It’s not. Right, it started like that.

I’m such an idiot!

You pretended to love me, to take all she had from her, right?

But no, I was taken with you afterwards. I fell in love with you too.

-You’re lying to my face right now. -I love you.

-Don’t touch me! -Zafer, don’t do that!.

Don’t touch me.

Zafer!

I made her so sad because of my promise to you!

And she put up with all that nonsense. Only because she really loved me.

That’s what love means.

You’re not Feryal’s friend.

Stay away from me and my wife, you understand? I’m serious.

Zafer, where are you going?

Zafer, come here! You can’t leave me!

Zafer!

I wonder if it was something important.

-Mecit? -What?

What is this? Where was so much money paid to?

The bank. It’s the credit note, dear.

Credit? What credit?

I had some repairs at the workshop. It was for that.

-Didn’t you get that money from Asım? -He offered to lend me, but I didn’t take it.

-But he stood as guarantor for the credit. -Why don’t I know about that?

You panic about everything. Don’t worry, I paid it back.

Just a few instalments left.

So why do we cringe with embarrassment in front of them all the time?

-Why did we force our son to a marriage he didn’t want? -Do you think I would do that for money?

Do you think I would use my son for bargain?

Mecit, we both knew Zafer didn’t want to marry that girl.

Your son has never known what he wanted to do. And he never will.

Let me tell you something. Years and years ago, there was a young man.

Destiny led him to meet a girl. He had to marry her, unwillingly.

He had the best years of his life with that girl.

She put the world beneath his feet.

Now he’s so thankful for the day he met that girl.

Who are they?

You and me, Mrs. Gülnur. You and me.

Your son met a girl just like yourself...

...but the idiot still has no idea.

Do you remember? They were still little kids.

Zafer got sick. He came home and went to bed.

This girl came after him. She knocked on the door and came in.

She waited next to the bed for hours.

Believe me, Gülnur... Since that day...

...the girl has been in love with Zafer. But that idiot has no idea.

He doesn’t know what a treasure he has.

One day he’ll realize, and that day...

...he’ll be very happy.

Very happy.

My dear father!

You are so right! You are so right, dad!

My son!

Were you listening to me, you rascal?

My dear son!

Forgive me god...

Müco, Selçuk, you have no idea what just happened!

Why are your faces like that? What’s up?

We know everything, man. We saw it all. We went crazy here.

What did you see?

What is that?

What the hell is this? What a crook Duygu is!

What a horrible woman! How can she do that! What is that!

See what the bitch did just to make Feryal sad!

Feryal! I have to find Feryal.

-I have to see her before she sees it! -Zafer!

Man, I’m coming with you!

-Come on! -Zafer, be calm! We’re going.

How can I be calm, Müco?

I love Feryal! My eyes are open now.

I’m about to lose the woman I love, and you tell me to be calm!

Come on!

Feryal!

Feryal?

Feryal?

Feryal?

God...

Where are we going?

I have no idea, man!

She saw all the photos, man! All of them!

Duygu! How can she do this!

Wait, let’s call her mother. Maybe she went there.

I’ll call Feryal.

Feryal, I hope your love is requited.

I don’t believe one bit that Zafer is in love with you!

Thank you.

No, she didn’t go to her mother.

And her phone is off.

-What do we do now? -I don’t know, Selçuk! I don’t know!

Buket! Buket! Buket must know where she is!

Right, I’m sure she knows. Call her!

-I’m calling. -Don’t. We’re close.

-Just take that turn and let’s go. -Right.

-God damn you, Zafer! -Don’t curse!

God damn you Zafer! How could you do that!

-Listen to me for a second. -How could you do this to Feryal?

Listen to me. Be calm, nevermind that now.

I have to find Feryal as soon as possible, alright?

Did she call you? Do you know where she is? Tell me.

I don’t know, but I hope she went somewhere where you can’t find her!

-Don’t say that! My god... -And Duygu is such a crook!

It’s a good thing you two found each other! You’re a great fit!

In fact I do come here sometimes.

-Really? -Yes.

I come here when I don’t feel good.

What?

What happened? Wait for me. I’m coming too.

Zafer!

Zafer! Where are you going?

Zafer!

Zafer! Man, park over there!

Zafer!

Feryal!

What the hell!

Girl, what are you doing there?

Look, don’t do something wrong...

God, what is she doing there? Don’t jump! Don’t jump!

Feryal!

-What are you doing up there? -Zafer, please, don’t get close.

Feryal!

Come down! Don’t do something crazy!

-Come on, please! -Stay away, Zafer.

Stay away like you have all through our marriage!

Feryal! Please listen to me, I beg you!

Little bird, I made a mistake.

I wasn’t aware that I was in love with you.

Please! Come down, I beg you!

You’re lying!

You were in love with Duygu.

You were in love with her all along.

I saw your pictures together.

You both made a fool of me.

Duygu posted those photos. I swear!

She did that because I told her I didn’t love her, but you.

She did it just to make you jealous. To make you sad. That’s all it’s about!

Feryal!

I swear, I love you so much!

-Please, come down! -I don’t believe you Zafer!

I don’t believe you.

How can you do these things to someone you love?

You’re just trying to clear your conscience.

Conscience? Don’t be silly, girl! Feryal! Feryal, Feryal!

Feryal please! Feryal, don’t leave me.

What would I ever do without you?

What would Tayfun’s bike, this neighborhood, this street...

...this life would mean without you? Please, I beg you.

Feryal!

I loved you so much. I always have...

...but when you were next to me, I couldn’t realize that.

Sometimes one doesn’t appreciate those closest to him. Please understand.

Don’t leave me alone. Let’s go home, I beg you. My dear Feryal!

Darling, come on! Feryal!

I’m sorry, Zafer.

Feryal!