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Yabba -dabba -woo -hoo!

Turning interstitial, fairy and insatiable.

Back and forth. There you go.

All right. Take it. Take it.

Guys, let's take a little break.

Betty, check out my new pairings I just got.

Ooh, let me see.

Rock bottom.

Those are super cute, real mess.

You want to see my new pants?

Sure.

Do you see what they say?

No, what does that say? Get closer.

No, still can't make it out. I don't have my glasses on.

Oh, that's a shame. I'll just tell you then.

Okay.

They say, Wilma, I think you're incredibly sexy.

I fantasized about having sex with you for years.

Fred watches, but he can't join in because Bonnie's his best friend.

You feel good, Betty?

She bent over again.

Come over here.

little pussy.

Are you going to come for me?

Oh, I want to hear you come hard for me, buddy.

I want to hear you suck and scream and want to put people on the street.

Woo!

Pussy buddy.

Yabba -dabba -woo -hoo!

Wilma! I'm home!

Who the hell are you? What are you doing in my house?

Hi, Fred. My name is Dino.

Dino? Where is that damn dinosaur?

Come on. I'll pick you on myself.

You want a piece of this kitty cat bar?

Put two up. Put them way up.

Fred, I see you've met Tyler.

He's an old friend of mine that's in town for a few days.

He stopped by to say hi after all these years.

Isn't that sweet?

Oh, I can feel the sugar rush coming on.

Now, Fred, be nice.

He's our guest.

Hi, Fred.

Tyler Rockman. Pleasure to meet you.

Wilma here has told me all about you, and I must say, it's all the good stuff,

but not all the juicy stuff, of course.

In fact, I've got to ask you one thing.

How is it that you could leave a beautiful, sexy, young woman like this

alone, day after day after day?

I'm just kidding.

Kidding. Well, it was nice chatting with you. I've got to run. Maybe we can do

this again sometime.

Yes? No?

Maybe.

Toodles.

Wilma?

Hi.

Toodles? What the hell was that? Why are you inviting strange men over to our

house? Fred, I told you. He's an old friend.

And he's helping me with a project.

Project? What project?

What needs to be done that I can't do?

Well, now that Pebbles is 18, she's going to be moving out soon, so I

should do something with her room.

Well, she's moving out of the house. She's not dead.

And what about when she comes to visit? She's going to need a place to sleep.

And we don't need to be spending any more money.

This economy has gone to the pterodactyls.

Well, actually, I was thinking maybe my mother could move in. She could help

with the mortgage, and we can all live together.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Not your mother.

I am not living with your mother. I will starve to death before that happens.

What?

Well, now she knows I'm serious.

But, Fred... All right there, young lady.

You go right back in there and put some clothes on.

I will not have my little girl running around town like that.

I bought her those clothes.

What? No, no. You go change now.

Okay, Daddy. By the way, you're looking great.

Have you been working out again?

Well, I asked that.

Can I take the car tonight?

Bam Bam and I want to go to the movies.

Please, Daddy.

Please, with candy sugar on top, please.

Okay, honey.

But don't stay out too late. I know how young boys think, and I don't want his

hands all over my little girl.

Oh, Daddy, it's not his hands you need to be worried about.

Just kidding.

Bye. Thank you.

Now, where were we?

Strangers, remodeling, mother -in -law.

Oh, we can wait.

Wilma, I had this daydream at work about you and... Okay.

Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.

I won't be late.

Did you? Did she?

Oh, never mind.

Anyway... You and Betty.

Hiya, Fred.

Say, looks like Dino crapped out a small car on my sidewalk again.

How about giving me a hand with it? Two guys on it should only take about an

hour. What do you say, old pal of mine?

Perfect. Just perfect.

Wilma, do you need any help in the kitchen? I'm not into poop.

Sure, Betty. I can always use an extra hand.

How's it going with Silas? Just great.

See, I told you.

Do you think Friends respects anything?

I told him he's a friend from out of town. I think he bought it.

Oh, so dangerous.

So exciting.

I'm getting over it.

You feed that pet of yours.

Shit. So you are recycling.

Throwing green flintstone.

Must keep food costs down.

I don't mean shit. I mean shit.

I got it. I was foggy before, but now I got it. I'm just worried about stuff.

I sense a heart -to -heart coming on. What kind of stuff do you mean, old pal

mine?

Well, I'm getting older.

Pebbles is moving out of the house.

And I'm a little overweight.

A little?

Before all this, we were a family.

Now it's just Wilma and me. What if she takes a good look at me?

With the distractions gone, it's just big old me.

Call me crazy, Fred, but I think she likes big old you. I mean, she married

young you. She stayed married to somewhere between young and old big you.

Just think of all the fun you'll have together.

Just really big you and her.

Honey!

Listen, Fred, this is how it works.

Guys are horny from puberty forward, but women peak in their sexuality later in

life. You are about to experience the best time of your lives. Why, ever since

Bam Bam has left the house, Betty has been sex -crazed.

Just the other day, let me tell you, I was sitting on my couch when...

Buddy.

This is clean.

Check.

House clean.

Buddy.

Door is locked.

Check. Home alone.

Double check.

It's night time, Barney.

Exclamation point.

I'm going to take off all of your clothes.

Then I'm going to take off all of my clothes.

And then I'm going to suck your cock.

Right until you're about to cum. And then you're going to go down here.

Do you understand?

I think I just came in my pants.

Barney, pants haven't been invented yet.

Oh, yeah, that's all right.

It's alright.

You'll last longer.

Okay.

Hey, Betty.

Your boobs look awfully swell in this.

Let's see what's downstairs.

Oh, wow, that is incredible.

What can I say? I'm a take -charge kind of guy.

Oh incredible!

Barney, are you going to fuck me soon?

I sure will.

After I'm done sucking your cock?

Oh, most certainly. Most indubitably.

Why, certainly, Betty.

You know you're my only dame.

Lay down right here.

Right there?

We better be careful or we'll have another bam bam.

Oh.

Thank you.

Bend over for me.

Oh!

I like that guy.

Come here, daddy.

Hmm. Hmm.

Sit on it, Betty.

Turn around.

You want to do reverse cowgirl?

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to jump right on your car.

Oh, it's going to feel good.

Good

You lay down, Betty. You lay down. Lay down? Yes. Let me lift you for a minute.

That one's nearly.

Now, come

here. Yeah? I'm right there to the edge.

Good, Betty.

You make me want to come all over your pussy.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, you certainly do.

Oh, yeah?

Oh,

stay there.

Stay there. Oh. Oh,

Bart.

Oh. Oh.

There goes another bam -bam.

And it really is a fucking wellness.

Well, gee, Betty, that sounds swell.

Oh, good.

Which is very awkward, being that we are best friends and all. Which reminds me,

can Betty and I come over for TV tonight?

Fred?

Fred? Fred?

See, they're right inside, Pebbles. And they'll be there for at least another

hour. You know how they are about their TV shows.

30 Rock season premiere.

Not over another hour.

But, Pebbles, they'll hear us. You're not exactly quiet.

Listen, I'm super horny right now, and I'm supposed to be home.

You're 18. You're an adult.

Tell that to my father.

I'll see you inside. Give me a boost.

Wait, you're not going to need this.

Look at that surgery, Ray. We placed your knees with Jeff's new rocket knees.

Oh, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

Oh, yeah, that and the amount of food you ate.

I'm not so sure it wasn't you that left that monolith outside, Fred.

Bonnie!

Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Rubble. Hi, Pebble. How was the movie?

Oh, good.

Bam Bam was a perfect gentleman.

He's a good boy, that Bam.

Comes from good stock.

Aw, Fred.

Why don't you sit down and watch the rest of 30 Rock with us?

It's a hoot.

Hmm. Ten things, but I think I'll go to my room and listen to some music.

Rock and roll, little girl.

I'm just as old as Bam Bam.

He's 18 too?

Where does the time go?

Seemed like only yesterday he was going around destroying things with his club.

Bam! Bam!

Bam!

Oh, it's back on!

which was my command, your highness.

Why do they always have to listen to music during sex?

I want you nothing and death.

I need the end of your life.

Thank you.

I hear the

angel say young love

Yes.

I like it, baby.

Yeah? Uh -huh. How much you like it?

A lot.

Bam, bam.

Oh my god.

Oh shit. Oh my god.

Holy fucking shit.

No way.

Oh god.

Oh my god.

Oh.

That was amazing.

I think you were even more excited because our parents were outside.

And you weren't, liar.

You love my sense of adventure.

Pebbles, honey?

It's Daddy.

You sleeping?

Can I come in?

You know, honey, you are the light of my life.

And watching you grow up has been one of the greatest joys of my life.

But seeing you go may be the hardest thing to go through.

I just want to tell you that I love you and I respect the fact that you are an

adult.

There comes a time in a father's life when he needs to not hold on so tight.

But just know this.

You can always count on me.

No matter what, good times are bad, and I hope you always will.

I love you, Daddy.

Good night, Pebbles. Good night, Daddy.

Good night, Bam Bam.

Good night, Mr.

Flintstone.

What if it's a trick? What if he went to grab a club to beat me with?

I'm getting out of here. I stand a better chance in the open.

Oh.

Really, boy?

It's just what he expected.

I'd like you to isolate, Mr. Slate.

Flintstone!

As we all know, you're not exactly a model employee.

You've even managed to lower the bar for yourself.

Your distracted, unfocused, and generally lackadaisical performance is

unacceptable.

I'm sorry, Mr. Slate.

What's going on with you?

You're not getting enough sleep?

Not eating well?

Well, let's just leave that as a gift.

shaking and you're not rattling.

I guess I'm just feeling sorry for myself, Mr. Slate.

Let's just say my family dynamic is changing and I'm having a hard time

adjusting to it.

Plus, today is my birthday and not a fee from anyone.

Don't be a pussy, Flintstone.

You've had enough birthdays by now.

You should be at a stage where you want them to stop coming.

Things change with age.

We get older, we gain weight,

Or stay fat, as the case may be.

I never said this.

But focus on what's important.

And by important, I mean me.

As I got older, I got richer.

And as I got richer, I suddenly got more attractive, if that's possible.

When you have money, you have power.

Women are attracted to power.

That's why as I got older, my secretaries all stayed the same age.

It's magic.

Mr. Slade, I don't have a lot of money. Which is exactly why you need to make it

work with Thelma.

Wilma. Whatever.

You better hope she doesn't find a man with money, or younger, or better

looking, or just plain not you.

Uh, sir, is this you trying to help?

Good talk.

Now, get back to work. Eye on the prize, boy.

We've got work to be done.

Yes, Mr. Slade.

This is where you leave my office.

I'm sorry. You're right.

Go get them, Tiger.

Miss Stone.

Mr. Slade?

How may I be of service?

Oh, yes, I'm sorry. I need to tell you something, and you need to chisel it

down. Okay, well, let me find something to chisel with.

Ready when you are, sir.

Attention, all employees.

Attention, all employees.

Profits are down, and we got to work harder.

Profits are down, so we need to work harder.

When the going gets tough, the tough get

going. Would you like some water, Mr. Slate?

Will that be all, Mr. Slate?

You complete me.

Oh, no, I don't think things are complete just yet.

That memo was very, very clear, Mr. Slate.

It was?

I mean, yes, it was.

We all do need to work harder.

Oh.

I see you lead by example.

Hold me.

Your pussy's getting wet.

Let me see. Let me see.

I don't want to see it.

Give him

a

good bedrock bath.

Give her an old rock quarry.

Now, I bet that pussy's really wet now.

Yeah. I bet you want me to lick that wet pussy, don't you?

Yeah, you do. Come up here, Mr. Stone. Sit right there.

Yeah, please do.

Make yourself comfortable.

Fuckin' Robert, we should stay in the quarry.

That was good.

Oh my goodness.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck did you say?

Do you want that?

Give me that big girthy cock.

Nice big fucking girthy cock.

Good job.

I'll be there for you.

Right there, get right on that.

Thank you.

Oh my goodness. I'm going to fucking cum. I'm going to fucking cum.

Oh my goodness.

Watch it.

Watch it.

Fucking watch.

Oh, God.

Fuck. Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

One second, I've gone through the stone.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, shit. Hey, you know you've already came twice. Ah.

You know that, don't you? Yeah.

A little more. I don't know how to keep up. Oh, shit. But I want to come, too.

Ah, you want to come?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my goodness.

I should come over my fucking ass. Turn over in a minute.

Fucking ass.

What? Now fucking come on my pussy. Come on my fucking ass.

Oh, that's even prettier.

Come on. Fucking ass.

Come on, my fucking ass.

Jesus.

Jesus, Mr.

Slick.

Now let's go to Miss Stone.

Back to work.

Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. Will that be all, Mr. Slick?

Hey, Barney, you think Wilma still has the heart for me?

Absolutely, Fred, old chum.

Well, it is my birthday today.

You think I'll get a nice present from her?

It's your, uh, well... Well, lo and behold, it is.

It continues to amaze me how you remember these things, Fred. Well, happy

birthday. You're officially older than you were yesterday.

Thanks, Bart. You didn't have to give me anything.

Mission accomplished.

You mean you didn't give me anything?

Well, my mistake.

There you go, Fred.

A pet rock.

You don't have to play with it, walk it, or clean up after it. And the best part

of all, it does not create shit mountain in front of my house.

Jeez, Barney, you're a real pal.

Think nothing of it. Mission accomplished.

Let's go home.

But, Fred, it's only lunchtime.

Well, let's go have some brontosaurus burgers over at Rock Don. They have the

best french fries, don't they, Fred?

And the cutest waitresses.

Yummy.

Hey, Fred.

Who's that handsome young fellow that's been hanging around your house while you

were not home?

That's some old friend of Wilma's.

Old friend?

I beg to differ.

You, my friend, are old.

That man is a white fucking machine.

What are you saying, Ron?

Wilma would never cheat on me. You even said how much she loves me.

She loves you. That has nothing to do with it.

Think of it like working out. She's staying in shape for you.

Kind of like going to the gym.

Except she's working out different muscles, if you know what I'm saying.

Ronnie!

I'm just kidding, old pal of mine. Just wanted to pull your leg for a minute.

Wilma only has eyes for you.

Oh, I have no idea what.

You think so?

I know so.

Let's go.

Oh, there you are.

I've been waiting for you.

You look so handsome.

I've been in the kitchen all day. You can use special birthday surprise.

Do you want to taste my cream?

Taste my cream?

Taste my cream?

I have all your favorites.

Fries, fries, fries, and burgers.

What the fuck? Oh hell no!

You want me to get nasty and slobber all over

your dick?

I don't want to be a dirty little girl for you.

I love that about you.

Oh, Wilma.

You know I've always wanted that.

I've always wanted your cuddle over my face and in my mouth.

Oh, that's... Fuck.

Oh, that's... You still look so perfect. Yeah, give me your cock nice and hard.

Pussy. Yeah.

You want

me

to lick it, baby?

You want me to lick your pussy? Mm -hmm.

Tell me. Mm -hmm.

Tell me. I want you to lick my fucking pussy.

Mm.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Mm.

Mm. Ah.

Mm.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I love it. Oh, yeah, I want your mouth right there. Mm -hmm.

Uh -huh. Oh, yeah, I love it. Mm.

Yeah, I want my little pussy. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, I want your fucking mouth right there on my pink little pussy.

Oh, my God.

You're digging me.

I hate pterodactyls.

Do those things, eat.

Don't worry, Fred. I'm sure Wilma prepared something very special for your

birthday today.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right, Barney. When we get home, I'm

to spend a few minutes in the garage and let you get in the house.

Sure thing, old pal of mine.

Oh, you guys should... Who are you kidding, Fred?

Things just ain't never the same.

Happy birthday, old man.

No, no.

Don't take it out yet.

He'll be home any second. We have to finish now.

Let me put it back.

I'm not done yet.

Bonnie, too?

Oh, hell no!

Hey there, big fella. Welcome back. You took quite a blow.

To your head, so to speak.

Easy, Daddy. You shouldn't move so quickly.

Pebbles, you know about this, too?

Of course I did. We all did.

It's your birthday, silly. We all wanted to be here to surprise you.

All of you?

But who's he?

That's Mr. Slate's personal chef.

He came over to make a special meal for you.

Compliments of Slate Industries.

But he wants to do you.

I'm not sure that's on his to -do list.

In fact, I bet you'd make that list before Wilma would, Fred.

Barney!

I don't get it.

He's gay!

Sounded like a choir to me. Oh, my God, I have my own angels.

So you don't want to do... No offense, but no.

But you, on the other hand... hand, you big lug.

We could have a game of time.

Easy, easy.

Pebbles is here.

Oh, Daddy, I'm not a kid anymore.

I know, I know.

I'm getting there.

Now that I have you all here, there's something I want to say.

But help me up first.

Don't say anything you'll regret, Mr. Flintstone.

Wilma, I just want you to know that the best times of my life started and end

with you.

And I want to thank you for putting up with me for all these years.

And I want you to know I will always do my best to make you happy.

Oh, Fred, you do.

You're the only man I'll ever want in my life. As much as you drive me crazy,

you still make me feel like the most important person in the world.

Happy birthday, Fred.

Not only did you get older... You got sex here, too.

Does this mean I get some dessert tonight?

As much as you'd like.

Yabba dabba!

The stunning and sensational, fairy and insatiable.