Original subtitles

Merry Christmas, one and all...

Ho, ho, ho!

Moo!

Shh!

Ee-aw! Ee-aw! Ee-aw!

Shh!

Ahem! Shh!

Shh!

Exterminate! Exterminate!

Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!

Ooh!

Exterminate! Exterminate!

Ahem.

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas...

Ho, ho, ho...

Ow!

Bauble.

Bless you, my son.

l'll just put this in my car.

Um... Would you...?

Thank you very much.

Ohh!

Miaow.

Cheers.

'That was for my brother! That was for my sister...!'

# Away in a manger

# No crib for a bed

# The little lord Jesus

# Lay down his sweet head

# The stars in the bright sky

# Look down where he lay

# The little lord Jesus

# Asleep on the hay

# The cattle are lowing

# The baby awakes

# But little lord Jesus

# No crying he makes

# Look down from the sky

# And stay by my bedside

Look, Teddy!

What's Santa Claus brought you?

Ooh.

Yes, three!

lt's a pair of socks!

Christmas socks!

Merry Christmas!

Oh, look.

Boom!

Ow!

Are you all right in there?

Oh yes. Fine, thank you.

Sorry, just drying my hair.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to you. Ho, ho, ho.

- Cup of tea? - Oh, yes. lf you're having one.

Well, l might.

- Have you got the turkey on? - Yes.

- Do you want a hand? - Uh, no. No, thank you.

Ooh, my present.

Oh, look.

Oh! A classic ship!

Oh. Look at that.

Oh! Look at all these bits and stuff.

Look at all those guns.

Oh.

l've got it here.

There.

lt's got this cardboard thing on the back so it can stand there...

or it can stand there...

or it can even stand just here.

Brilliant. lsn't it brilliant!

Oh, no, don't cry.

Oh, l forgot the main bit.

There.

lt hooks on here, you see.

What was wrong with it?

Ohh!

Merry Christmas, Mr Bean.