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When I first came to America,
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I found a land of opportunity
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where your greatest wish
could come true
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if only you were willing
to fight for it.
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So what do you wish for?
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Danger?
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Speed?
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Brutality? Freedom?
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What if I said you can have
all that and more
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wi Twisted Metal?
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Twisted Metal is a 22 episode
reality TV competition
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sending 16 combatants
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into a high stakes
demolition derby.
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The only rule? Survive.
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Okay.
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From the Middle Ages
to March Madness,
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tournaments have
enthralled the masses.
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But we are spicing things up
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with cars, guns,
and celebrities.
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Wait, you got Wesley?
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Well, no, that's
just an example.
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But-but Carson is
very into the concept.
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Yeah. In future seasons,
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we'll go national, global.
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The world will be
a battleground.
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Just imagine Hong Kong, Paris,
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cars driving up
the Eiffel Tower.
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I don't mean to interrupt
your pitch, Mr. Sparks,
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but, um, this seems
very expensive.
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I mean, the cars alone.
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Which is why
we will require drivers
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to bring their own vehicles.
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Picture it.
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Jay Leno facing off
against Jerry Seinfeld
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as they drive classic cars
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from their own
personal collections.
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Yeah, no one's doing that.
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And what exactly
are they fighting for?
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I mean, these are people
who have everything.
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That's a great question.
Just let me skip ahead.
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The winner of my tournament
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will get their
greatest wish granted.
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Hmm, okay.
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What if they want
a billion dollars?
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We can't shoulder that cost.
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Well, you wouldn't have to.
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I mean, you know what they say.
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Be careful what you wish for.
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So no one wins?
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I'm not really sure how
that will play
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- in primetime.
- Yeah.
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Right. Ah.
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Do you know why you can't
look away from a car accident?
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Instinct.
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It triggers
something in your brain.
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You have no choice but to look,
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to question your own mortality.
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That is what
we will put on screen.
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America won't look away.
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And if you own
the eyes of America,
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then you own the world.
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NBC already owns
the eyes of America.
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It's called Friends.
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Well, uh, thanks for coming in.
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We have something new
called BattleBots,
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which is very similar
to your idea.
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So, right now we're a...
we're a pass.
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- Pass?
- Pass.
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Pass.
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I want my five minutes back.
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Very well.
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Shortsighted fools.
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BattleBots?
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Well, if the world
isn't ready, then...
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Well, then I'll just
wait until it is.
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- Quiet!
- May!
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- Quiet!
- Oh, I'm sorry!
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I knew about the Minion thing,
and I should've told you,
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but I didn't, and I just...
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oh, God, it's all my fault.
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None of that shit matters now.
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You got me?
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Yeah, but-but...
but John, I mean,
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what do we do?
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We keep fighting.
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Pop the hood
and get behind the wheel.
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Oh, fuck yeah!
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All right, John.
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If you're still in there,
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this is gonna suck.
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Clear!
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Come on, wake up!
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Jell-O!
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John?
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Quiet? Did we win?
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All right, he's set!
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Whoa, a bomb?
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Yeah. It was a massacre.
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I don't feel so bad
about losing,
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knowing the tournament
got cut short.
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No, uh, someone did win.
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- Stu.
- Stu?
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Are you fucking...
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Now I feel worse.
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Hey, look, I hate to cut
this reunion short,
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but seeing as we don't have
unlimited gas,
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it'd be really great if someone
told me where I was driving.
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I don't know. The Dolls
could be anywhere by now.
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Just head north.
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Finally, a map I can read.
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Now the real game begins.
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Well, well, well,
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if it isn't my champion.
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Congratulations, Stu.
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Give me my wish.
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And what a wish it is,
a real whopper.
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Are you sure you want it?
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Because there's no going back.
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Buckle me up, Stu.
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Oh, man,
what a fantastic toilet.
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Hey, where'd that door
come from?
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Wow, what service!
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I wish to go somewhere safe,
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away from all this,
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just me and Mike.
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Give me my fucking wish.
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Thank you for playing
Twisted Metal.
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What?
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No. No!
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck?
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We're here.
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You coming?
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You want to go in first?
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No. You do the honors.
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Door's a little sticky.
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Oh. I'm sorry. This is...
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This is your house.
You go first.
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Jeez, was your grandpa
Davy Crockett?
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No fucking way!
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Oh!
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Ha! Suck it, losers.
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This bed is mine!
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Oh, holy shit.
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This is the life.
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Did that chair just turn on?
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There's power. How?
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There must be a genny somewhere.
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"So-lar energy."
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Sounds like gas from the future.
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Cool.
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Well, aren't you
full of surprises?
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Hey, John.
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I hope you like your
chicken soup chunky.
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John?
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You calling dibs on this room?
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No need to.
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It was mine.
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No way.
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It's a lot.
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Yeah.
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I never missed
somebody like this.
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Like a big black hole.
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It sucks.
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I think that's why I needed
to win the tournament.
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Not just for the outsiders,
but...
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But for her.
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Then I fucked it all up.
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No, you didn't.
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Yeah, I did.
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We lost. I lost.
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You were just trying
to make things better.
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Maybe in this world,
that's just not possible.
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So...
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It's time we did something...
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for us.
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It's our turn.
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We can make our own life here.
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No more cars?
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And no more violence?
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Just us.
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So not just us.
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You guys, I found a...
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I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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- By...
- By...
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- The.
- The-the-the-
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the fire.
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When casting a line,
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you have to be gentle,
like with the clutch.
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Right? Pull too hard,
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you won't be able to get
your car in gear.
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Now, in this scenario,
the car is the fish.
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The hook is the gear.
Or is that the other way around?
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What the hell are you doing?
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I'm fishing.
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Listen to someone
who's done this before.
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Can't shoot what you can't see.
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Got one.
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That's a lucky shot.
Meanwhile, Mayhem and I
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are going to fish the right way.
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Fine. I guess we're
wasting ammo today.
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Got one. Oh, headshot.
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Tonight I've prepared trout
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execution style.
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Oh, damn, that looks good.
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Oye, May! Dinner!
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- In a minute!
- We're not waiting for you!
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So how's ax training going?
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Oh, pretty good.
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She's already nailing cans
from 20 yards away.
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Wow, this is so good.
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You're doing the cooking
from now on.
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Yeah, well,
Quiet shouldn't really get
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within 50 feet of a pot anyway.
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Um, excuse me. I didn't
hear you complaining
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when you were scarfing down
my squirrel soufflé.
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Yeah, 'cause she was stuffing
that shit in her pockets
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- and taking it to the trash.
- Dude!
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- What?
- You fucking narc!
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What? It's okay. What?
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Look, babe, we keep you around
for your personality
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and your ax skills, that's it.
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Greetings
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to my loyal
Twisted Metal viewers.
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I come to you
with a heavy heart.
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Our country is still reeling
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from the senseless
act of violence
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committed at my tournament.
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Hundreds of innocent insiders
were brutally murdered.
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In response, the mega cities
have formed an alliance,
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the United Treaty of Insiders.
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We have conducted
a thorough investigation
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and discovered
the identity of the bombers.
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It was two competitors,
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John Doe and Quiet.
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What?
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I wish for all
the walls to come down
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in every city, everywhere.
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It's time for the outsiders
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to get their fair share.
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Dudes, what the fuck?
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That's not us.
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How'd they get my vest?
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Prom.
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These evil acts
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are a declaration of war against
all insiders everywhere.
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We will not let this attack
on our way of life stand.
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The tournament was meant to be
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an olive branch
to the outsiders.
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Unfortunately,
that branch was burned.
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So now... we will burn you.
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The insiders are done hiding.
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We will take back our nation
by any means necessary.
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And when the outsiders are gone,
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we will finally be free,
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and there will
be no more need for walls.
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Anyone who supports
John and Quiet
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will be regarded as hostile.
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And anyone that
delivers them to us
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will be celebrated as a hero.
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Either way,
we will have justice.
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My viewers,
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keep your eyes on your screens.
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Stay vigilant.
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Stay safe.
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And, John and Quiet,
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if you are out there watching,
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just know that
there is nowhere to run.
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The world will be
a battleground!
271
00:21:19,172 --> 00:21:20,413
How the hell did it find us?
272
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,274
Touch her again
and I'll show you what we do
273
00:21:37,275 --> 00:21:38,723
with fish around here.
274
00:22:08,068 --> 00:22:09,862
Krista?
275
00:22:12,275 --> 00:22:14,896
Krista, is that you?
276
00:22:15,172 --> 00:22:16,895
You wish.
277
00:22:18,724 --> 00:22:20,757
Oh, shit.
278
00:22:20,758 --> 00:22:22,930
Krista. Okay, Krista,
279
00:22:22,931 --> 00:22:24,241
it's me, your brother.
280
00:22:24,482 --> 00:22:26,275
Do you remember me?
281
00:22:29,793 --> 00:22:31,896
Guess that's a no.
282
00:22:34,655 --> 00:22:36,378
Oh, god!
283
00:23:11,310 --> 00:23:13,240
Quiet, May,
284
00:23:13,241 --> 00:23:14,343
we gotta get out of here.
285
00:23:14,344 --> 00:23:16,379
Where's Minion?
286
00:23:16,551 --> 00:23:17,551
- It's Krista.
- What?
287
00:23:17,793 --> 00:23:20,343
- Krista? What about Minion?
- No, Krista is the Minion!
288
00:23:20,344 --> 00:23:22,206
- Shit!
- See?
289
00:23:22,620 --> 00:23:24,620
Oh my God.
290
00:23:27,517 --> 00:23:28,931
Hey!
291
00:23:36,275 --> 00:23:38,172
Come with me
if you don't want to die.
292
00:23:38,689 --> 00:23:39,826
Stu?
293
00:23:39,827 --> 00:23:41,826
It's like Stu-point-oh.
294
00:23:41,827 --> 00:23:43,689
Go! I'll hold her off.
295
00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:46,309
Go, I say!
296
00:23:48,241 --> 00:23:49,413
Good night, Minion.
297
00:23:51,344 --> 00:23:53,205
- Oh, shit.
- Well, yeah.
298
00:23:53,206 --> 00:23:54,517
My hero!
299
00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:17,758
Run!
300
00:24:38,068 --> 00:24:39,068
Sorry, sis.
301
00:25:16,896 --> 00:25:19,930
I was up there in space,
all alone for months.
302
00:25:19,931 --> 00:25:22,309
But all that me time
gave me time
303
00:25:22,310 --> 00:25:23,448
to work on me.
304
00:25:24,241 --> 00:25:25,481
Okay?
305
00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:27,447
My whole life,
it's been Mike and Stu,
306
00:25:27,448 --> 00:25:28,792
or Sweet Tooth and Stu.
307
00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:30,550
I was done being
someone else's sidekick.
308
00:25:30,551 --> 00:25:32,068
So I started working out.
309
00:25:34,310 --> 00:25:37,412
Pushups, biceps,
I worked all the major muscles.
310
00:25:37,413 --> 00:25:38,930
I learned the mechanics
of the pod,
311
00:25:38,931 --> 00:25:41,309
timed the orbit to crash
into the Great Lakes.
312
00:25:41,310 --> 00:25:42,999
And then I started
making my way to the cabin.
313
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,481
How'd you know about the cabin?
314
00:25:44,482 --> 00:25:46,481
Are you kidding?
You talked about it constantly.
315
00:25:46,482 --> 00:25:47,619
Everyone knew about it.
316
00:25:47,620 --> 00:25:48,619
We turned it
into a drinking game.
317
00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:49,862
Oh, yeah.
318
00:25:52,758 --> 00:25:54,000
I drew a map of it from memory.
319
00:25:54,379 --> 00:25:55,999
That cat is actually a horse.
320
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,896
I'm bad at drawing horses.
321
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,033
Un-fucking-believable.
322
00:26:11,827 --> 00:26:14,171
So what's the plan?
323
00:26:14,172 --> 00:26:16,655
The insiders declared war
on the outsiders.
324
00:26:17,103 --> 00:26:18,517
We should join the fight.
325
00:26:18,862 --> 00:26:21,033
No, fuck that. We should run.
326
00:26:21,034 --> 00:26:22,793
Calypso blamed us
for the bombing.
327
00:26:23,724 --> 00:26:25,689
There's a target on our backs.
328
00:26:26,034 --> 00:26:27,448
There's nowhere safe to go.
329
00:26:30,068 --> 00:26:32,033
Yeah.
330
00:26:32,034 --> 00:26:33,724
I'm not running anymore.
331
00:26:34,482 --> 00:26:36,034
Why are you smiling?
332
00:26:36,379 --> 00:26:38,412
- What? I always smile.
- Not like that.
333
00:26:38,413 --> 00:26:40,033
That's a "I have a plan",
334
00:26:40,034 --> 00:26:42,379
"but you're not going
to like it" kind of smile.
335
00:26:42,758 --> 00:26:45,343
This war between the outsiders
and the insiders,
336
00:26:45,344 --> 00:26:47,309
it's a game, and it's rigged.
337
00:26:47,310 --> 00:26:50,067
The deck will always be
stacked against people like us,
338
00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:52,965
unless we take down the dealer.
339
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,723
Oh, my God, you're not serious.
340
00:26:55,724 --> 00:26:58,205
Oh, I'm serious.
341
00:26:58,206 --> 00:27:00,067
Wait, I-I'm not following.
342
00:27:00,068 --> 00:27:01,724
Me neither.
343
00:27:02,586 --> 00:27:04,241
I'm going to kill Calypso.
344
00:27:05,413 --> 00:27:08,274
He started this whole war,
and he changed my sister.
345
00:27:08,275 --> 00:27:10,550
I don't think
she's your sister anymore.
346
00:27:10,551 --> 00:27:12,240
She's Minion or...
347
00:27:12,241 --> 00:27:13,999
It doesn't matter
what she calls herself
348
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,880
or the fact she looks at me
like I'm a stranger.
349
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,689
She's still my sister.
350
00:27:19,448 --> 00:27:21,275
Krista's in there.
351
00:27:21,862 --> 00:27:24,206
The way I see it,
we take out Calypso,
352
00:27:24,827 --> 00:27:26,655
we get our lives back,
353
00:27:27,655 --> 00:27:29,551
we might get her back too.
354
00:27:33,931 --> 00:27:38,896
So you want to travel
across a warzone
355
00:27:39,103 --> 00:27:42,448
and hunt down
the most dangerous man alive?
356
00:27:44,034 --> 00:27:45,068
Yeah, I'm in.
357
00:27:46,862 --> 00:27:48,688
Uh, did you miss the part
358
00:27:48,689 --> 00:27:50,964
- where Calypso sent me to space?
- Oh.
359
00:27:50,965 --> 00:27:52,827
And fully reanimated
your sister's corpse?
360
00:27:53,655 --> 00:27:54,689
He's right.
361
00:27:58,931 --> 00:28:00,862
We're going to need help.
362
00:28:02,034 --> 00:28:03,689
We don't need help.
363
00:28:05,103 --> 00:28:06,550
We need cars.
364
00:28:54,034 --> 00:28:54,964
I gotta say, that was
365
00:28:54,965 --> 00:28:56,931
the best night's sleep
I've had in years.
366
00:29:00,517 --> 00:29:01,862
What the fuck?
367
00:29:03,482 --> 00:29:05,412
All right, fellas, best untie me
368
00:29:05,413 --> 00:29:07,481
before I hammer throw
your shitty little car
369
00:29:07,482 --> 00:29:08,655
into that river over there.
370
00:29:09,689 --> 00:29:11,792
Hey, yeah, no can do, pal.
371
00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:14,102
We got strict orders
to bring your ass in chains.
372
00:29:14,103 --> 00:29:15,895
Oh, yeah? From who?
373
00:29:15,896 --> 00:29:17,447
Your pops.
374
00:29:17,448 --> 00:29:19,550
His Holiness saw you
fight the tournament.
375
00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:21,550
He's, uh, real impressed
376
00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:22,831
with what's become
of his legacy.
377
00:29:23,517 --> 00:29:24,757
Daddy?
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