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Come on.
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You guys are so dramatic.
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I heard you were
sneaking around our gate.
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Trying to find a way out, eh?
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Cute.
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Grab a seat.
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I insist.
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Okay.
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You know,
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this gun was handcrafted
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in 1862 during
the American Civil War,
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designed specifically
for dueling,
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when things get up
close and personal,
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when you're at war
with your neighbor.
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Hmm, the bullets are tiny.
Don't do shit.
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I could say the same about you.
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And I'm surprised
you'd leave us.
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I thought for sure
you'd want to watch
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your friends in the final round.
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Those losers aren't my friends.
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Fuck them, and fuck you,
you weirdo.
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I just want to get out of here.
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You are delightful.
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And I would wish you bon voyage,
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but you got a peek at something
you shouldn't have.
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I didn't see anything.
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Good. There was nothing to see.
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Maybe that's why
I didn't see it.
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- See what?
- Exactly.
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Oh, and if it's all the same,
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I'd like to have you as my guest
for the final round.
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Just to be safe.
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It'd be my fucking pleasure.
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Wunderbar.
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Rise and shine.
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The final round
of the tournament is here.
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In honor of your last
morning as my guests,
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I've arranged a special treat.
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Who loves breakfast?
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All righty.
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Let's do bacon and cheddar
on the first one.
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On the second one, let's go
a little more intercontinental.
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Let's do mushies, feta,
oh, and is that pesto?
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Oh, yeah, let's do that.
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- And for you?
- Cheese.
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Not so much to say
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now that all your little
buddies are gone, huh?
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I can make new buddies.
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But you only had one,
and now it's gone.
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Harold would want me
to kill you,
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and I will in his honor.
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God, you're a fool.
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You've had it in for me
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ever since I came to Blackfield.
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Blackfield was my asylum.
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I was the most popular murderer.
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And then you show up
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like king shit of fuck mountain.
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Nobody steals my spotlight.
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Oh, I'm going to be stealing
a lot more than that
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when this is all said and done.
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It's gonna be a pleasure to
finally put you in the ground.
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Yeah, I bet you think you're
going to suck me inside of you.
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And I'm telling you right now,
it ain't happening.
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I don't want you inside of me.
I want you dead!
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Your omelet, sir.
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Ooh, is that a salsa bar?
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Me llamo hungry. Olé!
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Are people aware
of how much better
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sex in a bed is?
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We... Should we tell them?
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All I know is you couldn't
hit that angle in Roadkill.
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Oh, man.
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Hey, where are you going?
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Come back. For all we know,
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the tournament
could start tomorrow.
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You should try and relax.
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I just need to be ready.
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I feel like I'm standing
at the edge of a cliff.
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Yeah, my stomach
is all twisted too.
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Look, if you're worried
we're not going to win...
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It's not that.
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I'm worried what
it'll take to win.
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We knew Calypso wasn't
going to make it easy on us.
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That's what makes your wish...
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Our wish worth it.
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But if we both make it
through this...
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John, if we both make it,
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that means we each got
to get through Raven
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and Sweet Tooth and Grimm.
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- I know it sounds impossible.
- That's putting it lightly.
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- The odds are against us.
- Fuck the odds.
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We keep fighting until
we don't have to anymore.
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That's all we can do.
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All right?
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We keep fighting.
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Hmm, I notice you didn't
mention Mike or Stu.
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Oh, yeah. Maybe we can win.
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We're almost at the finish line.
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This is it.
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It's all I got left of Dave.
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He was simple,
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but also complex, you know?
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Anyway, may his soul rest
as he lived,
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chill as hell.
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- Are you sure?
- Yes.
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It's the only way.
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You do it.
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I'm not strong enough.
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It's done now.
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I know Dave was an eater of man.
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He probably would have
eaten my ass, too.
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When I was alone out there,
man, he...
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he had my back.
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I should have come back for you.
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I was a coward.
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My best friend
was probably murdered,
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and I just sat there
and let it happen.
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Never again, dude.
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I'd fucking die for you, Mike.
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I won't lose you again.
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We ain't dying today.
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We're gonna go get that wish.
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Hell yeah we are.
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- Fuck you!
- Bring it here, man.
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- Sorry.
- It's okay.
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- I love you, bro.
- I love you too.
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We need to let May down easy.
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She assumes
she's coming with us.
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Right. That's why I'm saying
if you break it to her easy,
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she might be more chill.
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Okay. She won't,
but you'll listen to you.
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- She looks up to you.
- Yes, I know.
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That's because
I'm the cool friend.
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You're more of, like,
an authority figure,
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like a dad.
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I do not give off dad vibes.
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Says the man who grunts
when he stands up.
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Oh, my back, my back.
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Okay, all right,
Rochambeau for it. Ready?
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What the hell is that?
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It's a gun.
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Gun beats tire. Tire beats road.
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No, that's not how you play.
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Also, rock crushes gun. I win!
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Damn it, I never
thought about a rock.
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Mayhem?
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Where the hell is she?
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Hey!
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Stu?
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I'm okay. I'm fine.
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Thanks for the hand, dude.
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So, does anybody else
have a bag on their head?
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Drivers!
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Reveal yourselves!
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Welcome to the final round!
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My friends,
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insiders and outsiders alike,
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you have watched these
six drivers compete
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round after round,
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destroying anyone and everyone
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who stands in their way.
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Wait!
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They've been watching us
the entire time?
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Come on, Stubert,
Let's scoot out of here-aah!
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Listen to them! They love me!
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Yes!
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Fuckin' sheep.
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I've never seen this many
people in one place before.
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I know. It's so many.
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And half of them hate us.
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Oh, shit. There's Mayhem.
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She's got good seats.
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You think she's okay?
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Hmm, she seems fine.
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It's better up there with him
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than she would be
down here with us.
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Today, insiders and outsiders
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join each other in celebration.
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And is there a day
more appropriate for unity
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than Christmas?
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This time of year
was always about hope.
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And my drivers have shown you
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that if you work hard enough
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and pull yourself up
by your hubcaps,
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you too can achieve miracles.
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You can have your
greatest wish granted.
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I think I'm missing
something here, Stu.
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What's with all the wish talk?
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It's the entire reason
we're here.
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First I'm hearing of it.
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Dude, we talked about the wish
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in the weird well room place.
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You wanted to keep the coin.
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I thought he was joshing.
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Joshing?
Why would he be joshing?
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I don't know, I mean,
he seems like a josher,
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you know, sneaky,
the kind of guy
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who'd make you throw away
a perfectly good coin
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in some dirty water
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and then laugh about it
with his friends afterwards.
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I'm no asshole, Stu.
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But you are a moron.
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I wish for all
the walls to come down.
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Fuck the outsiders!
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Get outta here!
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To win your wish,
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you simply must be
the last contestant driving.
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This day shall
henceforth be known
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as a new holiday,
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the day of Twisted Metal.
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Drivers, on your marks.
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- How's your leg?
- Not good.
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Fuck.
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Hey, hey, Stu!
What are you doing?
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- Sorry, force of habit.
- Get in!
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Which one of you
motherfuckers is first?
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Whoo! This is feeling
right, baby!
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Aah!
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Shit!
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Dude, are you good?
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Look, I can't do it, man.
You're gonna have to drive too.
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With what?
Calypso kabobbed my thigh!
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You're gonna have
to steer with me.
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- I'll take the pedals.
- Are you fucking kidding me?
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Shit!
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Farewell, my son.
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Brake left! Brake left!
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Fuck! Aah!
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Turn, same time.
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Yeah! Yeah!
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- There we go!
- There we go!
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That's it, Stu!
That's my guy, Stu!
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Later, dicks.
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All right, put on
the speed a bit!
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Whoa!
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Oh, shit, is that John?
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Yeah. Somebody's
gotta win, right?
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- Yeah!
- Here comes Hammerhead!
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You're not my guy, Stu!
Fuck you!
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Hey, it looks like Mike and Stu
aren't playing around.
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I might be in trouble out here.
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John, I'd love to save your ass,
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but I got a clown
crawling up mine.
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Oh, looks like your friends
are already on the ropes.
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I don't have any friends.
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Interesting.
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And here I thought these two
were making you soft.
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I've always said that
family, friends,
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they make you weak.
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Strength...
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comes from standing on your own.
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I see that strength in you.
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Can I interest you
in some elk cheese?
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It's delightfully gamy.
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I always liked you, Quiet.
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Gosh, not too long ago,
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you were a little fishy
in my tank.
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I'm glad you got out,
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'cause chasing you down
is way more fun.
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How is he so goddamn fast?
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Oh, there you are.
263
00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:18,102
Kill you later, Quiet.
264
00:15:18,103 --> 00:15:19,412
You're mine!
265
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,068
John, bring 'em to me.
266
00:15:25,655 --> 00:15:27,620
Don't slow down.
267
00:15:43,655 --> 00:15:45,724
- This is it!
- Sorry, John.
268
00:15:47,793 --> 00:15:49,379
Oh, sorry, Stu.
269
00:15:49,655 --> 00:15:52,378
Oh... turn! Turn!
270
00:15:52,379 --> 00:15:53,619
No! Fuck!
271
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,274
Mike! Mike!
272
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:02,343
Kill 'em, yeah!
273
00:16:08,862 --> 00:16:10,688
One car down,
274
00:16:10,689 --> 00:16:12,826
and five to go.
275
00:16:19,241 --> 00:16:20,481
Where are you going, Grimm?
276
00:16:22,034 --> 00:16:24,413
Oh, what have we here?
277
00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:27,688
Grimm's my main course,
278
00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:30,862
but your nasty little ass
can be my appetizer.
279
00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:35,205
The clown's trying to fuck me?
280
00:16:35,206 --> 00:16:36,861
Good thing I brought protection.
281
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,999
Here comes the pain!
282
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,343
A shield? That's not
the spirit of the game.
283
00:16:49,344 --> 00:16:50,448
Fucking cheater!
284
00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:52,826
Kiss me, and I'll kiss you back.
285
00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:07,964
Let's go! Let's go!
286
00:17:12,034 --> 00:17:13,447
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
287
00:17:13,448 --> 00:17:14,724
What is she doing?
288
00:17:16,758 --> 00:17:18,378
Honestly, it's pretty badass.
289
00:17:18,379 --> 00:17:20,619
Cheat codes? Pathetic!
290
00:17:22,896 --> 00:17:24,240
Who wants it next?
291
00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:26,275
I want carnage, not trickery.
292
00:17:36,551 --> 00:17:37,965
Fuck!
293
00:17:41,931 --> 00:17:43,102
Fuck a force field.
294
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,758
All I need is force!
295
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,862
There, balance restored.
296
00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:51,586
Are you enjoying the show?
297
00:17:56,862 --> 00:17:58,102
Come on, John.
298
00:17:58,103 --> 00:17:59,102
Come on, Quiet.
299
00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:06,240
Hey, could you help me
get them off my ass, please?
300
00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:07,343
On it!
301
00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:18,136
All right, Raven,
now it's just you and me.
302
00:18:22,344 --> 00:18:24,136
I had you all set up to win,
303
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:26,102
but you threw it all away
for the nookie!
304
00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:27,551
Oh, shit!
305
00:19:11,172 --> 00:19:12,757
Now I'm glad
you didn't drive for me.
306
00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:13,895
You suck at this.
307
00:19:13,896 --> 00:19:15,241
Hey, Raven...
308
00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:17,723
get fucked!
309
00:19:28,551 --> 00:19:30,551
Kiss my ass, Raven!
310
00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:54,103
May I have this dance?
311
00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:34,309
Okay, dummy,
you go left, I go right.
312
00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:35,350
I mean, mix it up a little.
313
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,999
Raven's out! We're almost there.
314
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,171
I'm trying to line up Grimm,
but he's squirrelly.
315
00:20:45,448 --> 00:20:47,447
Hey, that kill is mine!
316
00:20:47,448 --> 00:20:49,344
Does dibs mean nothing
to you people?
317
00:20:53,862 --> 00:20:56,103
Wait, does your Roadkill
have the red lever?
318
00:20:59,344 --> 00:21:01,206
Fuck, yeah, it does.
Line 'em up.
319
00:21:03,379 --> 00:21:05,379
Ooh, predictable.
320
00:21:07,931 --> 00:21:09,068
Ready.
321
00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:11,688
Now!
322
00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:15,585
Bye-bye!
323
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:28,378
Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.
324
00:21:33,413 --> 00:21:35,412
Time to settle this, Grimm,
325
00:21:35,413 --> 00:21:38,448
once and for all.
326
00:21:56,310 --> 00:22:00,344
Yes, Grimm!
327
00:22:00,793 --> 00:22:05,240
Grimm! Grimm!
Grimm! Grimm! Grimm!
328
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,964
No!
329
00:22:06,965 --> 00:22:08,654
This is my show!
330
00:22:13,482 --> 00:22:15,136
It's just hands and noses now.
331
00:22:16,413 --> 00:22:18,550
Hey! Hey!
332
00:22:18,551 --> 00:22:19,724
This doesn't concern you.
333
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:29,102
You can kill me,
but at the end of the day,
334
00:22:29,103 --> 00:22:31,516
you'll still be
a sad, pathetic clown,
335
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:33,171
Marcus!
336
00:22:35,931 --> 00:22:38,102
But everyone will know my name.
337
00:22:38,103 --> 00:22:41,275
Sweet Tooth!
338
00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:46,619
Bullseye.
339
00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:48,585
Booyah!
340
00:22:53,965 --> 00:22:55,619
I would like to see
that on the replay.
341
00:22:55,620 --> 00:22:57,620
Oh, wait, I can.
342
00:23:01,310 --> 00:23:03,068
Oh, yes!
343
00:23:07,517 --> 00:23:09,827
Now time for
the real fun to begin.
344
00:23:12,551 --> 00:23:14,516
We're close to the end, folks.
345
00:23:14,517 --> 00:23:15,999
But I have a feeling
some of you out there
346
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,585
would love a little twist.
347
00:23:23,241 --> 00:23:25,205
What's a final round
348
00:23:25,206 --> 00:23:28,688
without a final boss?
349
00:23:52,896 --> 00:23:56,000
Please welcome to the game...
350
00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,205
Minion!
351
00:24:34,793 --> 00:24:36,413
It's wonderful, isn't it?
352
00:24:36,724 --> 00:24:38,240
I mean, yes,
you could have warned them,
353
00:24:38,241 --> 00:24:39,585
but it's better this way.
354
00:24:39,586 --> 00:24:41,240
They'll never
hold you back again.
355
00:24:56,275 --> 00:24:57,758
What the hell is that thing?
356
00:24:58,827 --> 00:25:01,171
A robot or a monster.
357
00:25:01,172 --> 00:25:02,964
A robot monster?
358
00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,619
Okay, tough guy, game on.
359
00:25:07,620 --> 00:25:08,999
Here we go.
360
00:25:24,379 --> 00:25:26,171
Ah, goddammit!
361
00:25:30,344 --> 00:25:32,896
Well, guess we're gonna do this
the old-fashioned way.
362
00:25:42,827 --> 00:25:44,448
Shit, this motherfucker's fast.
363
00:25:50,965 --> 00:25:52,517
I'd like to go to your gym.
364
00:26:15,862 --> 00:26:17,137
This is bad.
365
00:26:38,206 --> 00:26:40,103
That all you got?
366
00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:46,896
Ooh!
367
00:26:47,551 --> 00:26:49,102
Sad clown.
368
00:27:07,172 --> 00:27:08,274
Move! Move!
369
00:27:15,793 --> 00:27:17,137
Holy fuck!
370
00:27:19,310 --> 00:27:21,447
What do you want to do about
this whole final boss situation?
371
00:27:21,448 --> 00:27:23,688
I have no idea,
but I'm starting to think.
372
00:27:23,689 --> 00:27:26,343
Calypso might not want anybody
to win this tournament.
373
00:27:26,344 --> 00:27:28,240
Why go through all this trouble?
374
00:27:28,241 --> 00:27:29,792
Question for another day.
375
00:27:29,793 --> 00:27:31,993
Right now I'm wondering how
to beat this son of a bitch.
376
00:27:33,965 --> 00:27:35,000
Oh, shit!
377
00:27:37,517 --> 00:27:38,689
Whoa!
378
00:27:54,344 --> 00:27:55,586
Shit-face, you missed!
379
00:28:10,448 --> 00:28:11,655
Ooh!
380
00:28:18,931 --> 00:28:20,412
Hey, John. Remind me,
381
00:28:20,413 --> 00:28:22,274
how is Roadkill's
turning radius?
382
00:28:23,655 --> 00:28:25,309
Fucking awesome!
383
00:28:27,689 --> 00:28:29,343
Let's show this
big red motherfucker
384
00:28:29,344 --> 00:28:30,516
what Roadkill is made of.
385
00:28:30,517 --> 00:28:32,000
You got it. Locking on.
386
00:28:41,655 --> 00:28:42,826
I found a weak spot on its back!
387
00:28:42,827 --> 00:28:45,205
Okay, I take left,
You take right.
388
00:28:45,206 --> 00:28:46,654
We'll outflank him together.
389
00:28:46,655 --> 00:28:48,481
Wouldn't want it any other way.
390
00:28:52,896 --> 00:28:54,241
Shit.
391
00:28:55,206 --> 00:28:56,379
Game over.
392
00:29:05,724 --> 00:29:07,309
Oh, god.
393
00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:08,516
Quiet!
394
00:29:17,137 --> 00:29:18,378
John!
395
00:29:18,379 --> 00:29:21,447
Oh!
396
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,861
Oh, looks like we may
have a winner.
397
00:30:02,758 --> 00:30:04,862
Double elimination!
398
00:30:11,689 --> 00:30:12,724
John!
399
00:30:16,551 --> 00:30:20,274
John! John...
400
00:30:20,275 --> 00:30:22,551
John, come on, damn it, wake up!
401
00:30:22,862 --> 00:30:24,827
Wake up, please!
402
00:30:25,551 --> 00:30:26,586
John!
403
00:30:30,482 --> 00:30:32,102
John, goddammit, wake up!
404
00:30:34,517 --> 00:30:35,896
John!
405
00:30:51,137 --> 00:30:53,000
Mike?
406
00:30:53,448 --> 00:30:54,862
Mike.
407
00:30:55,586 --> 00:30:57,964
Mike! Wake up, dude!
408
00:30:57,965 --> 00:30:59,034
Mike!
409
00:31:03,620 --> 00:31:05,034
I'm so sorry, man.
410
00:31:07,172 --> 00:31:08,275
You didn't deserve this.
411
00:31:08,724 --> 00:31:11,172
I love you, man. Wake up!
412
00:31:14,379 --> 00:31:16,137
I'll avenge you.
413
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,344
I promise.
414
00:31:34,793 --> 00:31:36,205
All right, you crazy fucks,
415
00:31:36,206 --> 00:31:37,827
it's time to feel
the wrath of...
416
00:31:42,689 --> 00:31:44,136
Wait a minute.
417
00:31:44,137 --> 00:31:45,827
Where is everyone?
418
00:31:54,862 --> 00:31:55,896
Wow.
419
00:31:57,379 --> 00:31:59,137
Okay, uh...
420
00:32:00,517 --> 00:32:02,205
ladies and gentlemen,
421
00:32:02,206 --> 00:32:04,343
please congratulate the victors,
422
00:32:04,344 --> 00:32:06,412
Mike and Stu!
423
00:32:08,034 --> 00:32:09,481
Oh, wait, Mike's dead.
424
00:32:09,482 --> 00:32:12,448
Uh, just Stu!
425
00:32:12,758 --> 00:32:14,895
- I won?
- Stu! Stu! Stu! Stu!
426
00:32:14,896 --> 00:32:17,688
Stu! Stu! Stu! Stu!
427
00:32:17,689 --> 00:32:19,310
Stu! Stu! Stu!
428
00:32:21,344 --> 00:32:22,516
John!
429
00:32:22,517 --> 00:32:24,241
Stu! Stu! Stu!
430
00:32:40,586 --> 00:32:43,723
I will be leaving now,
you greasy-haired little bitch.
431
00:32:43,724 --> 00:32:45,655
Well, I tried.
432
00:32:46,034 --> 00:32:47,516
Go on. Go to them.
433
00:32:49,379 --> 00:32:51,034
It's not going
to matter soon anyway.
434
00:32:54,379 --> 00:32:55,896
We did it, Mike.
435
00:32:56,448 --> 00:32:58,895
I'm the winner!
436
00:32:58,896 --> 00:33:02,620
Yeah! I'm the winner!
437
00:33:51,862 --> 00:33:53,448
Jesus Christ.
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