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You gave so much in life.
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I hope your soul's rest
is perfect and peaceful,
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because your body's
in for a long ride.
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If the coffin's a-rockin',
don't come a-knockin'.
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Garret, wait a second.
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Why is there no casket?
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'Cause there was nothing left
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of his father to bury.
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Come join us, brother.
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Welcome.
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You'll be happy here.
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I think I like it already.
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Hi, pop.
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So Dollface has this gigantic
insider guard in a chokehold,
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when all of a sudden
I hear this loud...
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The guard is dead as hell,
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and his eyeballs are just
dangling out of their sockets.
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And Dollface is like,
"Guess this guy's a sailor man,
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because I just
made him Popeye."
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Oh, that's fucking crazy.
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She has so many
stories like that,
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and she tells them
way better than me.
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You would know that
if you stopped avoiding her.
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I'm not avoiding her.
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I'm just not going out of my way
to interact with her.
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There's a difference.
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All right,
if we're being honest,
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she's just not my cup of tea.
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You don't even know her.
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If my brother was
in the car behind us,
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I sure as hell wouldn't
be riding with your dumb ass.
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Family isn't just
being related, okay?
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If I was a beaver,
I wouldn't spend all my time
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hanging out with other
big ass rodents.
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If a gator was cool,
and the vibe was right,
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I'D kick it with him.
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- Shit, not again.
- What?
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Oh, let's check it
at the next stop.
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No. Pull over now.
If something's wrong,
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you should address it
right away.
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Pull over right here.
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Go talk to your sister, asshole!
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You piss her off?
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Get in.
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You, out.
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Someone need a ride?
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I told you, we're done,
and I meant it.
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That's what I like
about the Jeremy Express.
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It's all caboose.
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I love what you've done
with the interior.
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Really shows pride of ownership.
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Still a neat freak.
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So, what was it like
being back at our old house?
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Like prison,
just with a lot of pizza.
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Come on, nothing in there
caught your interest?
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The Baby-Sitters Club.
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Oh, shit.
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- I used to love those books.
- Word?
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Yeah, yeah. Ah, I had
such a crush on Logan.
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Okay, so I gotta know,
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how did Abby join the BSC
in book 89?
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Abby?
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Abby. Abby.
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Uh, Abby, I...
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I don't remember.
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Well, excuse me for
not remembering a book,
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Mr. "I bonked my head
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and literally can't
remember anything."
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Well, it's not like
I'm trying not to remember.
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I'm dying.
Should we make camp?
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Yeah, Ash.
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We'll head for Diesel City
at first light.
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Why don't you go set up
by the water tower up ahead?
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John and I are going
to take a little detour.
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Detour? I don't want
to take a detour.
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- Shut up. You do. We're going.
- Copy that.
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Have fun, John.
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Copy that.
Ashley and I
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will be scouting
for food and supplies, over.
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Who knows?
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Maybe I'll get lucky,
find me a muffin.
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I told you, the bakery's closed.
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Checking for bakery hours.
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Finally.
Ready to fucking rock.
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Here we go!
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Would you shut up?
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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Covering my ears mostly.
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- That's John singing.
- Yeah.
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What are you doing in my trunk?
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You stood up for me back there.
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You...
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You saved me, Quiet.
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All right, I laid it on a little
thick at the end there.
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Fine. Look,
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I want to enter the tournament.
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It's not funny.
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Oh, it is the way
I'm picturing it.
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You'd be dead two minutes in,
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all flattened out, eyes crossed,
tongue hanging out.
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That will not be me. Okay?
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You're looking at the best
driver on the West Coast.
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- No I'm not.
- Yes, you are.
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- Think so?
- Know so.
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Prove it.
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Wow, you don't have
a goddamn clue
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what you're doing, do you?
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I am just getting my bearings.
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You know, my ex-husband's car
was European.
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It was a lot cooler than this.
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All right, just put it in gear.
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Oh, my God!
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Stop, stop, stop, oh, my God.
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Why did you throw it in reverse?
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"D" is for drive, dumbass.
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What...
No, I put it in drive.
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"D," drive.
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That's an "R." Do you not know
how to read, either?
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No. Of course I can read.
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You're looking at the best
reader on the West Coast.
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Okay, that's it.
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Get out.
We're done.
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Ha, got you!
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Who's the dumb ass now?
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Have fun walking
to Diesel City, bitch.
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Eat my diggity dust!
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, no, the dust.
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Shut up!
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Faster to go by canoe.
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You know what? Fine.
Fine, whatever.
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Just wake me up when Dollface
gets back. she'll teach me.
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Is that what you think
is going to happen?
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She gives zero fucks.
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I sort of gave one teeny fuck,
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but, damn, I guess I was wrong.
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Millennium Drive-In.
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Headlights, Camera, Action.
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I don't even want to know
what kind of action
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got blood all the way up there.
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Where are you going?
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We stopped here one year
on the family road trip.
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Your little mind was blown
by watching a movie in a car.
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You were so obsessed,
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you made Dad
take us here every summer.
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- Come on.
- You're insane
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if you think I'm going in there.
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This shit looks haunted.
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You're still afraid of ghosts?
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Wow.
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Amnesia really is a bitch.
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You forget your whole life,
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but still remember
to be a pussy.
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I'll show you a pussy!
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Hold up, wait!
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"L & K wuz here."
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This was our spot.
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Hmm.
Come on, get in.
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My God, would you chill?
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- There's nobody here but us.
- I know that.
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Get in the car.
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Come on.
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I would try and get
the projector working,
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but I'm not going in that shack.
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It's okay. We're not here
for that anyway.
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I was hoping
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we could shake
some memories loose.
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Maybe this will help.
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So whenever there was
a car chase scene,
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Dad would let you climb over
into the driver's seat
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and pretend like
you were in the movie.
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And you would go crazy
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just pulling at
the steering wheel,
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yelling all your little quips.
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- Dry steering?
- Mm-hmm.
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You mean to tell me
they would let me
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torque at the tie rods
like that?
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Not to mention scuff the tires.
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So our parents really treated
their vehicles like that?
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Ooh, cool your jets there,
Martin Luther Keys.
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You were little.
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You couldn't do any real damage.
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But we did do a number
on the upholstery though.
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Every time Mom and Dad
would go to the snack shack,
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we would climb
through the sunroof
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and scuff up the back seats.
That would piss them off.
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What you staring at me for?
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The family whistle?
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It was Dad's way of telling us
to sit our asses down.
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I swear you could hear it
from miles away.
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Right, it's like when
Abby's dad taught her
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how to whistle
through an acorn cap.
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Would you shut up about
the stupid fucking book?
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Look at me. Are you even
trying to remember?
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No. I'm not.
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You want to know what it was
like for me being in that house?
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All the pictures,
all the stuff in my room,
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all the things I'm supposed
to remember, but I don't.
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And then realizing
if I did get my memory back...
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I'd just be weighed down
by everything that I lost.
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My parents, my sister, myself.
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I'd rather just be me, be John.
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- But you're Lionel.
- Lionel's dead!
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What was that?
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I don't know,
you brought me here!
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00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:09,620
What the fuck?
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What the fuck am I
even looking at right now?
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I don't know,
but whatever he is,
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he's not wearing a shirt,
and he's fucking jacked.
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Those perfectly formed
pectorials
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are basically bull's eyes.
Watch this.
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Oh, I'm so sorry!
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You shot me!
What the fuck?
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I'll lay down suppressive fire,
and you run.
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- Okay.
- Run!
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Goddammit!
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- In there!
- Go, go, go!
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Oh, shit.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Oh my God, you fucking shot me.
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- What the fuck?
- I'm so sorry!
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- Please don't cry.
- I'm not gonna cry, asshole!
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- Ow, Jesus!
- It's okay. Is it bad?
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Oh, shit.
Uh, it's barely noticeable.
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No, no, no,
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It's not...
You can't even see...
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Shh!
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Here, sew it up.
Sew it up.
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I don't want a nasty scar.
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Right.
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I got this, okay.
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Come on.
Have you got it?
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Yeah, I got it.
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- You got it?
- Okay. Do I come from the top
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- or the bottom?
- You ain't got shit!
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- Okay, I...
- Hold onto this.
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- Okay, okay, okay.
- Make yourself useful.
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- Okay.
- God.
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Oh, that's so aggressive.
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Before you even
start the car, do your checks.
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Gassed up, guns loaded,
mirrors clear of vultures,
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hands on the wheel
at ten and two.
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No way!
I wanna look cool
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- when I cross the finish line.
- Okay, yeah.
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First lesson.
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You gotta outrun
some vultures. Think fast.
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Tried to 180 out of here,
and the vultures caught you.
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You're dead.
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Again.
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Wrong.
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Nope.
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Dead, dead, dead.
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Lesson two.
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Holy men dead ahead.
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Shit, shit!
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You're hanging your ass out.
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00:16:46,344 --> 00:16:48,379
Oh, fuck!
258
00:17:00,827 --> 00:17:02,896
You were supposed to drive
through the barrels.
259
00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:04,827
Guess what?
You died again.
260
00:17:04,862 --> 00:17:06,482
Goddamn it.
261
00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:08,862
Time for your final exam.
Drive.
262
00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:09,862
What are you doing?
263
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,172
There's a killer clown
264
00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:14,137
with flaming hair
right behind us.
265
00:17:14,172 --> 00:17:15,517
- What's the move?
- At first I...
266
00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:16,689
Go!
267
00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:18,206
You didn't even
give me a chance!
268
00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:19,689
Neither will they.
Think fast!
269
00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:23,172
Are you giving up?
270
00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:25,034
I knew it. I knew you weren't
cut out for this.
271
00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:26,379
Fuck you, Quiet!
272
00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:36,172
I don't even want to know
what nasty diseases
273
00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:38,724
you gave yourself using
that dirty ass needle.
274
00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:41,862
I don't need
medical advice, Dr. Piss.
275
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,344
We just need to figure out
how we're getting
276
00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:44,896
past those sound wave things
277
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,862
without sexy car man
knowing that we're in here.
278
00:17:46,896 --> 00:17:48,137
Well, if we're going
to make it out of here,
279
00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:49,724
we're going to need
a better vantage point.
280
00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:52,206
I'm going to climb to the top
of the projection screen.
281
00:17:52,275 --> 00:17:53,517
No, you're not.
282
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,517
We're going to
the concession stand.
283
00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:57,103
Whatever's powering
those sound wave thingies
284
00:17:57,137 --> 00:17:58,379
is for sure coming from there.
285
00:17:58,862 --> 00:17:59,931
Wait.
286
00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:02,172
Wait, I'm remembering something.
287
00:18:02,586 --> 00:18:03,758
- Really?
- Yeah.
288
00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:05,551
- What?
- I remember telling you
289
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,586
it was a fucking bad idea
to come in here!
290
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:08,896
Shh!
291
00:18:08,931 --> 00:18:10,034
Do you hear that?
292
00:18:11,827 --> 00:18:15,068
It's the sound
of a scared little bitch.
293
00:18:15,103 --> 00:18:16,413
Oh, wait, that's you.
294
00:19:00,827 --> 00:19:02,413
Did you see those metal hands?
295
00:19:02,448 --> 00:19:04,000
This motherfucker
is full of surprises.
296
00:19:08,896 --> 00:19:11,827
I wonder how he, uh, you know,
297
00:19:11,896 --> 00:19:14,000
starts his own engine.
298
00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:15,827
Forearms on that guy?
299
00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:18,137
One wrong move, he'll rip the
shit off. Poor son of a bitch.
300
00:19:18,551 --> 00:19:20,448
Okay, so what's the plan?
301
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,655
Oh, yeah. Let's shoot
our way out of here,
302
00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:24,000
because that worked
so well the first time.
303
00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:25,137
It worked well for me.
304
00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:26,413
I looked fucking great.
305
00:19:26,862 --> 00:19:29,655
Ashley! Ashley!
306
00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:34,310
Oh, yes, give mama
that French bread!
307
00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:37,275
Oh, it's proofing.
Oh, it's proofing.
308
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,000
Did you hear that?
309
00:19:51,241 --> 00:19:52,482
Come on, May,
310
00:19:52,517 --> 00:19:54,241
you can't stay
back there forever.
311
00:19:56,551 --> 00:19:58,034
Fine.
312
00:19:58,068 --> 00:19:59,758
If you're not going to come out,
then I'm going to eat.
313
00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:01,862
I am starving.
314
00:20:02,724 --> 00:20:04,517
Mmm!
315
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:07,827
Mmm! Oh, my gosh.
Oh, it's so good.
316
00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,034
Mmm, and I have so much of it.
317
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,344
What is it?
318
00:20:17,379 --> 00:20:20,034
- Rattlesnake.
- You can make snake jerky?
319
00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:21,413
Yeah. It's not that hard.
320
00:20:22,344 --> 00:20:23,655
My brother taught me how.
321
00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:25,689
Killing the fuckers
is a pain in the ass.
322
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,724
But then you salt them
323
00:20:28,413 --> 00:20:29,965
and put them in a salt bath
324
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,310
and hang them out to dry.
325
00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:33,793
It has to be strong
sunlight, though.
326
00:20:33,827 --> 00:20:34,931
I learned that the hard way.
327
00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:39,241
- What happened?
- What do you think?
328
00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:42,000
I ate it raw and puked so hard
I shit myself.
329
00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:45,000
Yeah, it was a lot of shit too,
330
00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:46,896
- like, everywhere.
- Ooh, that's tough.
331
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,689
My brother wouldn't stop
laughing, the jagoff.
332
00:20:49,724 --> 00:20:52,344
Hmm, guess being a jagoff
runs in the family.
333
00:20:55,034 --> 00:20:56,068
Yeah.
334
00:20:58,448 --> 00:21:01,413
He wasn't a great teacher,
but he helped me survive.
335
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,482
Eventually,
I figured it out on my own.
336
00:21:08,137 --> 00:21:11,068
Listen, why do you want to enter
this tournament so badly?
337
00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:13,827
You do know
it's to the death, right?
338
00:21:13,896 --> 00:21:15,206
Yeah. So?
339
00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:18,275
I'm not afraid of dying.
340
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,137
And if I win,
341
00:21:21,206 --> 00:21:22,862
I could wish for a better life.
342
00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:29,000
Come on, let's try again.
343
00:21:29,896 --> 00:21:30,931
Okay.
344
00:21:30,965 --> 00:21:32,068
Shh, shh, come on.
345
00:21:32,896 --> 00:21:34,000
Okay.
346
00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:50,344
How is this guy even alive?
347
00:21:54,931 --> 00:21:56,413
Come on.
He's distracted.
348
00:22:11,379 --> 00:22:13,344
Eww.
This place is a mess.
349
00:22:13,379 --> 00:22:15,379
But it's still cleaner
than your car.
350
00:22:15,413 --> 00:22:17,172
Smells better too.
351
00:22:17,551 --> 00:22:19,103
Shut up and cut the power.
352
00:22:26,724 --> 00:22:28,655
"Axel."
353
00:22:34,206 --> 00:22:36,275
What kind of sick fuck
would do this?
354
00:22:40,896 --> 00:22:42,758
I'd lower that pea-shooter
if I were you.
355
00:22:43,689 --> 00:22:45,172
Put it on the counter.
356
00:22:45,724 --> 00:22:48,000
Well, I'm impressed
you got past my guard dog.
357
00:22:48,413 --> 00:22:50,034
Not many do.
358
00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:51,551
We're just trying
to get out of here, man.
359
00:22:51,586 --> 00:22:53,379
Oh, please.
You're like everyone else
360
00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:54,517
who comes sniffing around here
361
00:22:54,551 --> 00:22:56,517
trying to steal my life's work.
362
00:22:56,551 --> 00:22:57,724
You're jealous.
363
00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,379
Oh, why would we
be jealous of you?
364
00:22:59,413 --> 00:23:00,896
You're making car people.
365
00:23:00,931 --> 00:23:02,379
That's an oversimplification!
366
00:23:02,793 --> 00:23:05,896
I evolved that broken killer
into something more.
367
00:23:05,931 --> 00:23:07,793
If the only way
to survive outside
368
00:23:07,862 --> 00:23:09,724
is to be in a car,
369
00:23:09,758 --> 00:23:13,068
then what if
you could be the car?
370
00:23:13,586 --> 00:23:14,896
But it's still not right.
371
00:23:15,586 --> 00:23:16,724
There's still
too much human in him.
372
00:23:17,275 --> 00:23:20,379
Oh, but I could get it right
with one of you.
373
00:23:21,137 --> 00:23:23,586
So what, you just make cars
out of Black people?
374
00:23:23,620 --> 00:23:25,931
What? No!
It's not racially motivated.
375
00:23:25,965 --> 00:23:27,793
- Is that how it's coming off?
- Yeah!
376
00:23:27,827 --> 00:23:29,965
I mean, you look at him,
you look at us.
377
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,241
Let me just say,
378
00:23:31,275 --> 00:23:33,310
I've always believed
science is colorblind.
379
00:23:33,344 --> 00:23:35,758
Oh, God.
380
00:23:39,310 --> 00:23:40,344
What...
What's going on with him?
381
00:23:41,689 --> 00:23:42,724
He's not sick, is he?
382
00:23:43,310 --> 00:23:45,448
To be honest,
I have no idea what he's doing.
383
00:23:45,482 --> 00:23:46,793
Family whistle!
384
00:23:46,862 --> 00:23:47,931
The family whistle!
385
00:23:57,137 --> 00:23:59,103
Ooh.
386
00:23:59,137 --> 00:24:02,206
Some of my best friends
387
00:24:02,793 --> 00:24:04,000
are Black.
388
00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:08,586
Thanks, big bro.
389
00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:10,206
Now, if we can just get that
390
00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:13,551
tiny little butthole
of a mouth to whistle.
391
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,379
If my mouth is a butthole,
so is yours.
392
00:24:15,448 --> 00:24:16,689
That's how genes work.
393
00:24:16,724 --> 00:24:18,172
Now, go cut the power
so we can bail.
394
00:24:32,448 --> 00:24:33,758
Hey, uh,
395
00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:35,379
Axel, right?
396
00:24:36,137 --> 00:24:37,965
Listen, I know
we had our differences,
397
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,310
but, um,
398
00:24:39,827 --> 00:24:42,172
we just killed
this little racist nerd,
399
00:24:42,206 --> 00:24:43,655
and we cut the power,
400
00:24:43,689 --> 00:24:45,689
so you're free to go.
401
00:24:45,724 --> 00:24:48,068
Now I hope we can go
our separate ways peacefully.
402
00:24:49,137 --> 00:24:50,275
What?
403
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,724
We've had our differences...
404
00:24:53,758 --> 00:24:56,103
Dude, you got... You gotta use
your big boy voice
405
00:24:57,103 --> 00:24:58,620
- What you...
- We cut the power.
406
00:24:58,655 --> 00:24:59,862
You're free to go.
407
00:24:59,896 --> 00:25:01,620
Oh, good looking out.
408
00:25:02,206 --> 00:25:03,724
I hated that motherfucker.
409
00:25:03,758 --> 00:25:05,172
Peace!
410
00:25:12,931 --> 00:25:15,586
Remember, driving is about
making a decision
411
00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:16,862
and making it happen.
412
00:25:17,275 --> 00:25:19,103
You second guess yourself,
you crash and burn.
413
00:25:19,931 --> 00:25:22,586
All right, gassed up,
guns loaded,
414
00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:24,965
mirrors clear of...
Jeremy?
415
00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:27,551
Run!
416
00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:29,448
He's coming!
417
00:25:36,517 --> 00:25:37,862
Damn.
418
00:25:37,896 --> 00:25:38,931
Drive.
419
00:25:49,517 --> 00:25:51,793
Uh, what is he doing?
420
00:26:02,413 --> 00:26:05,275
Oh, shit! We decided
to drive! D! D!
421
00:26:13,482 --> 00:26:14,793
Holy shit, I did it!
422
00:26:14,827 --> 00:26:16,310
- Celebrate later.
- Right!
423
00:26:24,965 --> 00:26:27,034
Uh, what the hell is that?
424
00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:30,344
Quiet, this wasn't on
the final exam!
425
00:26:31,655 --> 00:26:32,620
Think fast!
426
00:27:35,068 --> 00:27:37,379
When we win I was thinking maybe
427
00:27:37,413 --> 00:27:39,896
I'd take Quiet
up to Grandpop's cabin.
428
00:27:39,931 --> 00:27:41,482
Oh. The cabin.
429
00:27:41,896 --> 00:27:43,896
You know, that brings back
some memories.
430
00:27:44,448 --> 00:27:46,379
Wait, how are you gonna
remember Grandpop's cabin
431
00:27:46,413 --> 00:27:48,344
and not Grandpop?
432
00:27:48,379 --> 00:27:51,103
I might have found a way there.
433
00:27:54,586 --> 00:27:56,206
- Hey, I drew this.
- Yeah.
434
00:27:59,758 --> 00:28:01,103
Bitch, you read my diary?
435
00:28:01,137 --> 00:28:02,379
What? No, I wouldn't...
436
00:28:02,758 --> 00:28:04,655
Yeah. Okay,
just a little bit.
437
00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:06,103
Look, I got tired
of hearing about horses
438
00:28:06,137 --> 00:28:08,275
and how funny Brian Carroll was.
439
00:28:08,310 --> 00:28:09,931
Ooh, funny and fine.
440
00:28:09,965 --> 00:28:11,275
Ugh.
441
00:28:11,310 --> 00:28:13,241
No third grader
could resist his charms.
442
00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:14,931
Oh, well.
443
00:28:16,965 --> 00:28:18,275
Look who decided to show up.
444
00:28:18,689 --> 00:28:19,931
Why is the kid driving?
445
00:28:19,965 --> 00:28:21,103
Why is your face all fucked up?
446
00:28:21,413 --> 00:28:23,655
We just had a run in
with the grim douchebag
447
00:28:23,724 --> 00:28:25,413
and a naked man on wheels.
448
00:28:25,448 --> 00:28:26,965
Axel!
449
00:28:27,034 --> 00:28:28,827
Ashley and Jeremy are dead.
450
00:28:28,896 --> 00:28:30,344
They're real fucking dead.
451
00:28:30,413 --> 00:28:31,275
And we're going to be next
452
00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:32,758
if we don't get
the fuck out of here.
453
00:28:32,793 --> 00:28:34,620
Shit. Okay, uh,
we should load up.
454
00:28:34,655 --> 00:28:36,000
- I'll ride with you.
- Okay.
455
00:28:40,827 --> 00:28:42,931
- So the detour worked, huh?
- It did.
456
00:28:42,965 --> 00:28:44,620
Thank you for
making that happen.
457
00:28:45,172 --> 00:28:46,620
You're high, aren't you?
458
00:28:46,655 --> 00:28:48,000
Indubitab-ably.
459
00:28:56,689 --> 00:28:59,344
Ash and Jeremy weren't
the best soldiers,
460
00:28:59,413 --> 00:29:01,689
but their hearts were committed
to the cause.
461
00:29:03,310 --> 00:29:06,551
May their souls
bang for eternity.
462
00:29:17,896 --> 00:29:19,517
Why didn't she bury the mask?
463
00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:21,551
The mission lives on.
464
00:29:21,586 --> 00:29:23,310
It'll go to the next doll
worthy of wearing it.
465
00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:25,620
Hmm. Well, you know,
when you go down,
466
00:29:25,655 --> 00:29:27,000
I'll keep your mask alive.
467
00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:29,206
- Oh, that's so nice.
- Yeah.
468
00:29:29,241 --> 00:29:31,689
Knowing your driving, it'll
probably be you that kills me.
469
00:29:45,586 --> 00:29:46,965
Diesel City,
470
00:29:47,482 --> 00:29:48,862
where the biggest, scariest,
471
00:29:48,896 --> 00:29:51,275
loudest special weapons
are made and sold.
472
00:29:51,310 --> 00:29:53,344
That's cool,
but we don't have any money.
473
00:29:53,379 --> 00:29:54,896
We don't need money,
474
00:29:55,724 --> 00:29:57,689
because we're going
to steal them.
475
00:30:13,413 --> 00:30:14,689
This is my kind of party!
476
00:30:14,724 --> 00:30:17,068
Welcome to my contest.
477
00:30:17,103 --> 00:30:19,758
What are you up to,
you long-haired fuck?
478
00:30:19,827 --> 00:30:21,517
You'll compete
in multiple rounds,
479
00:30:21,551 --> 00:30:24,413
each unique and more deadly
than the last.
480
00:30:24,482 --> 00:30:26,379
Where in the fuck
do you think you're going?
481
00:30:26,413 --> 00:30:28,172
If you survive, you advance.
482
00:30:28,758 --> 00:30:30,275
There's a lot of
stone-cold killers here.
483
00:30:30,827 --> 00:30:32,724
- Hi, Sweet Tooth.
- Ah!
484
00:30:32,758 --> 00:30:34,758
Grimm,
how the hell did you get out?
485
00:30:34,827 --> 00:30:36,827
I got a special invitation.
486
00:30:36,862 --> 00:30:38,137
The last driver behind the wheel
487
00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:39,482
gets their wish granted.
488
00:30:40,655 --> 00:30:41,862
We're taking them all down.
489
00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:48,344
Go, go, go, go, go!
Fuck!
490
00:30:49,689 --> 00:30:50,724
I'm worried
what it'll take to win.
491
00:30:50,793 --> 00:30:53,586
You make
a run at me, I will end you.
492
00:30:53,655 --> 00:30:56,344
Coroner gonna list your cause
of death as everything.
493
00:30:56,379 --> 00:30:59,482
It's time for
the tournament to begin!
494
00:30:59,517 --> 00:31:00,517
John!
495
00:31:03,275 --> 00:31:05,482
Do you think we'll win?
496
00:31:07,379 --> 00:31:10,551
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