All language subtitles for Red Shoe Diaries (1992) S01E13 How I Met My Husband

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(ink marker squeaking)

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- [Mistress Miranda] May I have a volunteer please?

Yes, you in the polka dot dress.

Now remember ladies, grip, wrist, follow.

Let me see your grip.

Very good!

Now repeat after me,

- Bernard,

- [Female in polka dot dress] Bernard,

you've been a bad boy.

- [Female in polka dot dress] you've been a bad boy.

- [Mistress Miranda] Follow through.

(whip cracking)

- Ouch!

(loud applause)

- You did wonderful.

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- Come on everybody let's give a big hand.

Thank you everyone.

- Wow, this Alice has gotta be some kinda woman huh Stella?

(dog barking)

(laughter)

- I don't know what brought be to Mistress Miranda's,

circumstances I guess I don't know.

Or I could have been the add I heard on the radio.

- [Female in polka dot dress] Or it could have been

the fact that I needed a real change in my life.

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- And now ladies step number two, dressing for power.

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- [Announcer] Ladies, welcome to our dungeon,

and newest Haute couture of domination.

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From this falls collection Mistress Angelica

is wearing our most popular outfit,

complete with whip, stilettos, and this unique mask.

Available now for a retail price of $99.95.

From Budapest Mistress Dushanka,

the former world winner lion tamer, and her slave Yanose.

She is wearing a one of a kind ensemble,

designed for further quick control.

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Ensemble including chain, collar,

and mask will be available next year

only through our catalog.

This irresistible early spring outfit

for the hostess who will stop at nothing

to entertain her guests.

The shiny boots are made of recyclable fine Italian plastic,

on sale for only $299.95.

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Notice ladies when handling two men,

chain must be thicker and stronger,

constructed from space age metals

they are light, beautiful, and safe.

Mistress Chow Lee is from Tibet,

she's using a combination of mind control

and good old fashion feminine ingenuity,

resulting in complete submission

from these two dangerous outlaws.

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Chains are sold separately by the yard,

and compliment with silver

are available at the door.

For those of you who are entertaining pair

silver is also found to be a color of power.

Look how they compliment each other

working as good mistress, bad mistress.

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Bikini bottom is optional.

Remember leather, rubber, and silk equals power and control!

Ladies, I give you our designer Mistress Miranda.

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- [Female blue dress] Mistress Miranda offered me a job,

it was exactly what I needed.

If I could be in control,

if I could tell someone else what to do

instead of being told, I knew it would change my life.

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- [Male Submissive] No, no, more, uh more, yes.

(metal squeaking)

- Pretty harmless really,

he likes to get dizzy and then kiss her feet.

- [Female blue dress] That would be

an easy one to start with,

- No, not interesting enough for

a woman of your potential,

let's see.

- Come on, sit, beg,

(barking sound)

beg. (barking sound)

- He's the chairman of a big bank.

- Come here, come on get the bone,

(barking sound)

I'm taking you back to the pound.

- I don't know if I'm ready for this,

I mean I want to be strong,

I'm just not sure how committed I am.

- Oh you'll be just fine baby,

just remember you are entering into

a contract of trust with your client right?

You must be prepared

to travel beyond anything you thought you could do,

to make sure he gets what he came here for.

(growling sound)

- He's a vegetarian,

he always asks for extreme cruelty no pain.

(growling sound)

And remember rule number one, no sex allowed!

You may permit your client to kiss you where you dictate,

he may touch himself, should that please you,

but the real intimacy is between your mind.

Oh yes him, perfect,

he's new to the dungeon just like you.

Now you're going to need a stage name,

have you thought of one?

- [Female blue dress] Eve.

- Excellent, come we must find you the right outfit.

(door opening)

(Shoes on concrete)

(door slamming shut)

- Lower your eyes.

I'm mistress Eve, and you're my slave,

kneel.

Head forward,

(whip cracking)

- Ass up, eyes down. - Ouch!

Now Giuseppe, that's your name isn't it?

- Yes Mistress Eve.

- Why are you here?

- Because I'm no good, women they...

- What do they do?

- They have these expectations of me,

they rate my performance,

good, not so good, poor, terrible.

- Terrible Giuseppe?

- (speaking in foreign language) Mistress Eve,

that's what it's been lately.

I came here to America to be a cook,

start as a busboy,

and the women they all say,

"You're such a cute boy,"

and pass me notes and give me money.

- What exactly are you trying to tell me Giuseppe?

- So they can rate my performance.

- Performance!

- In bed Mistress Eve, in bed.

- I'm going to ask you one more time,

and this time don't bullshit me, don't lie to me.

Why are you here?

- My mamma, I call home

and tell my mamma about my new car, my new clothes.

- And what does she say?

- And she say,

"How does my Giuseppe make this in Los Angeles?"

so I tell her and she say,

"(speaking in foreign language)."

No, (whip cracking)

English, speak English,

head forward, ass up, eyes down, and speak English!

Go on.

- She say,

"How that I should be shames of myself,

how I am no more her son, how I break her heart."

Mistress Eve I came here

so you can help me break my bad habits.

- Now repeat after me, "No more women for money."

- How am I gonna leave?

(whip cracking)

Ouch!

Who is gonna make my car payments?

(whip cracking)

Ouch, okay, good point, from now on no more women for money.

I'm going to be a good boy and make my mamma proud.

- [Mistress Eve] Right, - Ahh!

you can go.

- Oh that a girl.

- She's gonna be just fine.

- Thank you Mistress Eve.

I'm gonna make you proud too, you'll see.

(door opening and slamming closed)

- [Mistress Eve] Who was he, and where did he come from?

I had to find out.

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- [Announcer] Ladies, Giuseppe.

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(woman moaning)

- [Woman In Red Car] Oh Giuseppe.

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- Just because you have a pretty face

do you think that makes you better than anyone else?

- No Mistress Eve.

- You come here and you lie to Mistress Eve!

Admit it, you were with a woman for money,

you love going with women for money, admit it.

- No Mistress Eve that's not true...

Okay so maybe it's a little bit true,

but I only do it because I'm used to it,

and because whatever I do I want to do a good job,

it's only natural.

- Repeat after me,

"I humiliate myself by groveling at the feet of women."

- I humiliate myself by groveling at the feet of women.

- "I humiliate myself by faking passion."

- I humiliate myself by faking passion.

- "I humiliate myself by faking love."

- I humiliate myself by faking love.

- "I am a son who has brought dishonor to his mother."

- I am a son...

- [Mistress Eve] "Who has brought dishonor."

- Who has brought dishonor to his mamma.

- [Mistress Eve] "And to all who know me.

- And to all who know me.

- You really disappoint me Giuseppe.

(whip cracking)

(heavy breathing)

- Thank you Mistress Eve you make my day,

from now on no more women for money,

I'm going to be my own man.

- Promise?

- Promise.

(door opening)

- Rule number two, never ever get involved with a client.

- Thank you miss,

only honest guy I've met and he's a gigolo.

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(roaring applause)

- Goodnight folks.

Ladies, it's my last night.

- [Audience] No!

- The time has come for me to go out into

the world and find out who Giuseppe is, you know inside.

(roaring applause)

I'm going to miss you all.

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- Hi.

- Hi.

- I saw your show tonight at the club.

- Really?

- I'm sorry your not going to be working anymore,

I enjoyed watching you.

- Thank you.

- Do you come here a lot,

is this one of your favorite restaurants?

- It's my second home.

I don't know what you heard about me,

but whatever you heard it's behind me, I'm sorry.

Maybe another place, another time?

You've got such pretty eyes, pretty lips.

- Thank you.

- What about me buy you a plate of pasta, just that,

and maybe some little red wine,

we talk, what do you say?

- Sure.

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- Eat your pasta.

- Your voice...

- What about my voice?

- It sounds, how do you say, familiar.

- Familiar?

- Uh huh, like somebody I know.

- Who?

- A woman, very special woman.

- You know I never did anything like that before.

Offer money to a man like that.

- It's okay,

we are both a little fucked up.

(glasses clanking)

- Please Mistress Eve hold me in your arms like a baby,

it's too much for me out there,

please Mistress Eve take care of me.

Outside I met this woman who came to me with money,

but she's not like the others,

she was like you, strong with kind eyes.

I promise you no more,

so I walk away from her just like I promise I would.

But...

- But?

- it broke my heart,

because for the first time in my life I felt something,

I want to be with her like a real man.

- A real man Giuseppe?

- (speaking in foreign language) Mistress Eve,

like a real man, not for money but for love.

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- How would you seduce this woman Giuseppe?

- Soft Mistress Eve.

- Not too soft.

- Not too soft, never too soft.

- How would you kiss her?

- First her neck, then her forehead,

the tip of her nose, her lips,

then down to her breasts, her stomach,

then inside of her thigh.

(buzzing sound)

It's not time yet, it can't be time yet.

(door slamming)

(High Heeled shoes on concrete)

- That's it kids, your next client is waiting..

- What do you mean next client, no more other client,

I'm not done with Mistress Eve I need more time.

- I'm sorry Giuseppe your time is up.

(whip cracking)

- No you no hit Giuseppe,

nobody hit Giuseppe but his mamma and Mistress Eve.

- That's it, I don't want you seeing him anymore,

he's getting far to dependent on you.

(door opening and slamming)

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- I can't believe my eyes,

I give you my heart and you make a pasta out of it.

(door slamming)

(car starting and wheels screeching)

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- And I thought I found somebody to take home to mamma.

- So what changed your mind?

- I don't know which one you I am to take.

- Well you better make up your mind

which one of me you want.

- Both, I want you to be both.

- So what's your problem?

- What am I supposed to tell mamma,

if she ask me how we met?

- Tell her the truth, she'll never believe it,

no one's going to believe this.

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- You guessed it, come June we got married,

the gigolo and the dominatrix.

When I finally told my mother how we met

all she could do is scratch her head and say,

"Sometimes you find love in the darnedest places."

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If you looking and still haven't found her yet

keep turning those rocks over,

cause you just never know

where that special someone is hiding.

I mean you could find her anytime, anywhere, any place.

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