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(metal box closes)

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- Dear Red Shoes,

You want the truth about love?

Well, I'll tell ya, love is hard and savage,

it's for desperadoes and outlaws,

and those who can find a way to believe in it

at the strangest points and time.

I'm a bounty hunter.

I track down criminals and bag em' for a fee.

- [Woman] It was somewhere between Morrisville

and Strafford when I got him clearly in my sights.

Oliver Dunbar, white male, 28.

No distinguishing marks or scars,

except for the pair of tattoos on both his arms,

wanted for fraud and robbery by the state of California.

Not to mention numerous women of serious wealth.

(western music)

(car engine stops)

Wanted most though

by a Miss Francine Sieff of San Francisco.

Says Dunbar seduced her,

when she finally came to her senses,

she was almost a hundred grand short.

- Mary, mother of God.

(western music)

You know you're never gonna get a ride out here now?

Not with the storm coming and all.

Round here, people just run and hide for cover,

with the flooding and everything.

Look I'm serious,

we get some bad lightning out here.

Just last week, we had a storm up from Morongo,

old Mam says she was over there,

planting her spring tomatoes,

damndest thing happened,

out of the sky comes this bolt of lightning

and just

boom, zam, I mean.

(laughs)

All that was left was a pile of ashes,

oh, and her green rubber garden gloves

standing straight up and all.

Look, would you like to come inside?

I'll fix you anything you want on the house.

Cup of coffee, succotash and beans maybe.

Anything.

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- Look, my car broke down about four miles back,

so where's the nearest gas station?

- I'd say, about 25 miles.

I'd take you there myself,

but my car's in the back, it's broke.

(western music)

Look, you can stay out here if you want,

but you should come inside and stay warm,

I'll fix you a cup of coffee,

whatever you want.

Besides anyway, the highway patrol usually gets here

about 6 O'clock.

Just to make sure everything's okay and all.

I mean you could use the phone, but it's broke too.

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(door clicks open)

(door shuts)

You like pie?

- Yeah, I like pie.

- Good, I love pie.

I make it myself.

Sometimes when I can't sleep,

wake up at the crack of dawn and start beating those eggs,

beats counting sheep.

We gotta apple pie,

we got strawberry rhubarb,

we got a lemon chiffon,

and we have a, the house specialty,

cause I made it myself.

(glass clinks)

Cherry, berry berry.

- All right.

- Good choice.

You're gonna like this pie,

can I get you some coffee?

- Sure.

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- So,

whatcha think?

- It's all right.

- It's just all right?

Just all right?

I'll have you know that

this is my Great Grandmother Winifred's favorite recipe.

This is three generations of love and care

that went into making this pie,

so it can't just be all right.

It's fucking great.

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(thunder roars)

Not very talkative, are ya?

So where are you headed?

- Now?

- Yeah, now.

- The lady's room.

- (laughs)

Well you're in luck,

it's that way.

It's about the only thing that aint broke.

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(footsteps)

(rain pours)

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Marry me.

(lighter clinks)

- Did you say something?

- You know it's kind of unusual

to see a woman like yourself dressed this way,

hitching a ride with a trucker.

- Why is that?

- Well I don't mean to be out of line,

but most of the women that dress like you are prostitutes.

I mean you're not one, are you?

- Well, what if I was?

- (laughs)

It just aint my thing.

- What is your thing?

- Baking pies.

What is that there, the key to your heart?

(lightning strikes)

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(thunder roars)

- What are you doing?

Come on, the bounty bitch told us not to touch her shit.

- My ex used to have one of those.

- I know.

- So what's she gonna do if she finds out?

(rain pours)

(fiddle plays)

Check this out, man.

This is crazy.

"I have been on his tail for three months now,

watched every move he's made and there have been

a thousand times I could have collared him,

and why didn't I?

Because dot, dot, dot,

Because dot, dot, dot,

I think I'm kind of falling for him.

(lightning strikes)

- Jesus Christ.

Lightning scares the hell out of me.

When I was a kid, my mom used to tell me

it was just angels blowing off fuses by mistake in heaven,

but I never used to listen to her.

- I've never been afraid of lightning.

- No?

Is this anything that scares you?

- Nope.

(rain pours)

(door lock clicks)

What are you doing?

- Habit, lock the door at six,

turn the sign,

close the blinds.

- What about the cops?

- Oh Henry?

He just comes by and checks the door to see if it's locked.

You know I was expecting you,

I just didn't expect you to be so beautiful.

(rain pours)

But I knew that if I waited,

one day you'd show up in my life.

Now, here you are,

the girl of my dreams.

(thunder roars)

- That fucking horny bitch.

(thunder roars)

She's got a crush on this fucking weasel.

This guy's gonna sweet talk her,

and I'll let them go,

and we will not get our cut.

We are fucked.

(rain pours)

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(kisses

(bottles clatter)

(kisses)

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(kisses)

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(grunts)

Jesus Christ

- I'm (murmurs), you know?

I've gotta condom in my boot.

- I bet you do.

(moans)

(laughs)

- Now get up.

- (laughs)

- Get up!

- (laughs)

Francine sent you, didn't she?

I bet she told you I stole her money too, right?

- I don't wanna ask questions, now get up!

- All right, all right, all right.

Easy on my throat.

- They pay and I deliver,

now turn around!

Hands behind your head,

your other hand.

- All right!

- Don't move.

(handcuffs clank)

Walk.

- Jesus.

- Walk!

Move, mother fucker.

- I guess this means we're married, huh?

- Shut up!

Give me your hand.

- I knew I should have made you pay for those pies.

(thunder roars)

But even then, you probably wouldn't have tipped me.

- I got you.

(kisses)

(moans)

Better than the cherry berry.

You know I'm disappointed Oliver,

I was hoping for more of a challenge.

- You know something honey,

so was I.

(gun rattles)

Come on, don't be so rough.

I might not be so nice this time.

(kisses)

Let's play a little game.

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You like to play games, don't ya?

- What do you got in mind?

Huh?

- You'll see.

(handcuffs click)

Cuff yourself.

- You've gotta be kidding me.

- Do I look I'm kidding?

(handcuffs click)

(western music)

Look familiar?

Key to your heart.

(thunder roars)

- What do you wanna play?

Then come here.

(lighter clinks)

Come here.

Please.

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(kisses)

(kisses)

- Jesus

(kisses)

- Uncuff me.

(kisses)

Come on, uncuff me.

Just uncuff me, come on.

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- Sorry honey.

- Jesus Christ, fuck you asshole!

Come on, uncuff me!

(car starts)

- Fuck!

Come on baby, don't let me down.

- (moans)

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- Come on, let's go.

Come on baby.

(thunder roars)

(handcuffs cling)

(car engine roars)

- (moans)

- (car engine roars)

Shit!

- Ah, you mother fucker!

You asshole, now just stay where you are.

Stay where you are, now,

mother fucker!

Mother fucker, don't move.

Don't move!

- You wanna shoot me?

- Yeah, you mother fucker.

- I aint gonna give you the fucking chance.

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- Fucker!

Nobody fucks with me,

you are mine!

- (grunts)

- (moans)

(kisses)

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(moans)

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(kisses)

(moans)

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(moans)

(rain pours)

(thunder roars)

(kisses)

- We should go to Mexico.

- Oh god, you are a dreamer.

- I'm freezing.

You know, under different circumstances

I think we might have been able to date this summer.

I mean, I know you must think I'm a piece of shit

for what I did to those women and all, but--

- Probably the last thing I wanna talk about is other women.

- Jesus, will you just listen to me for a minute.

What I'm trying to say is,

is that living out here,

you know, I haven't had sex in almost three weeks.

(laughs)

I know what you're thinking,

but it's kind of like my own 12 step program.

You know, I like sex, and I like money.

Sex and money.

And, I know it sounds kinda crazy,

but lately I've just been putting all my energy

into making pies.

(laughs)

I know it sounds crazy,

but I kinda like it.

That whole, being domestic is kind of appealing.

I mean, do you ever think about it?

Having a cottage out in the country,

in Mexico, planting a garden.

Maybe even taking up bird watching.

(laughs)

Look, what I'm trying to say is that I'm trying to change.

I swear I'm trying to change.

- That's bullshit.

All of that is bullshit.

- Bullshit?

- Yeah.

- You talking to me about bullshit?

You know honey, you're the biggest

god-damn bullshitter I've ever met.

This whole hard as ass nails attitude

you've got is bullshit.

I mean you could have busted me the second

you walked into this cafe,

but you didn't, why?

I'll tell you why,

- Why?

- Because you saw something in me.

- You mean a beautiful whore?

Yeah, I did.

- Oh yeah, okay, huh, that's real funny.

What I'm trying to say is,

(exhales)

- What?

(kisses)

What?

(kisses)

- I could fall in love with you.

I know it sounds crazy,

but I could.

- Bullshit.

You really are a dreamer.

(kisses)

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(moans)

(fiddle plays)

(belt clinks)

(fiddle plays)

(moans)

(moans)

(moans)

(moans)

Too bad if you hadn't tried to con me,

we'd be in Mexico by now.

- Ah, Jesus!

- Now get up!

(gun cocks)

- Hey, Dunbar,

hehe, where's your manners?

Pull your fly up for Christ sake,

there's a lady present.

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- It's okay, I got it.

(handcuffs clink)

- Francine.

My, don't you look beautiful today,

but then you always look beautiful.

- Did you fuck her?

- What?

I didn't fuck her.

(slaps)

- When will you learn to stop lying to me?

Huh?

(slaps)

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Take him.

- Come on, let's go.

Come on!

- Ha women I love em'.

- Here you go,

50,000 c o d, as we agreed.

(thunder roars)

(door clicks open)

(door clicks closed)

(western music)

- Love and money, money and love.

When push comes to shove,

I think I'd rather have a new Porsche.

Wouldn't you?

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- October 23rd,

I found out today that Francine Sieff

did not press charges against Oliver Dunbar,

nor did she ever have any intention of doing so.

She got him out of the country, away from the law.

They are now living together on an island,

just off Belize.

I hope she got what she wanted,

after all, she paid for it.

Tough stuff Stella.

This may be too tough.

I wonder if she ever felt anything at all for him.

I wonder what it is that made her turn him in.

If you ask me,

I think it was because he used the same line on her

that he used on all the other women,

she just couldn't stand it.

Now maybe it was the money,

It's a dog eat dog world, Stella.

(mimics kissing)

(dog barks)

(whistles)

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