Original subtitles

(dramatic music)

(sultry music)

(thunder cracks)

(wings fluttering)

(solemn music)

- "Dear Red Shoes."

It's written in an Italian accent, Stella, really.

"When I read in your newspaper,

"have you been betrayed, have you betrayed another,

"all I could hear was that scream."

- No!

No, no!

- "Over and over again in my head."

- No! - "All I could hear

"was that scream." (Stella barks)

"I think before they such nice people."

- [Daria] When I come here, I speak nothing.

I understand nothing.

All the time, I work,

always the work.

(gentle music)

I crazy lonely.

No one in the house notice me.

To them, there is the stove.

There is TV.

There is automobile.

There is Daria.

- Karen!

I need you in here.

(speaks in foreign language)

- [Daria] Ms. Karen, the wife, she do okay.

But the husband, he was helpless.

- I can't do this thing.

- Think of this as a mantra.

It's over once, around twice, flip and pull.

- Oh.

- Voila.

- I bet you think I fell in love with your eyes, huh?

Hmm?

(gentle music)

But you know what?

It was this little spot, right here,

that clinched the deal.

(gentle music)

(Karen sighs)

How'd I get so lucky?

- It's not luck, sweetheart.

It's creativity.

(gentle music)

- And one and kick. - And one and kick.

- And two and bend. - And two and bend.

- And three-- - Hey, dude.

It's gonna be a hot one.

- [Instructor] Kick and four

and bend and five. - And four and bend.

- And one and kick. - And kick.

- And two and bend. - And two and bend.

- And three and kick. - And three and kick.

- And four and bend. - And four and bend.

- [Instructor] And five and kick and--

(speaks in foreign language)

(bright music) - Seven, kick,

- eight and bend. (Daria sighs)

- Oh well.

- One and kick. - And one and kick.

- Two and bend. - And two and bend.

(gentle music)

(object clatters)

(gentle music)

(VCR rattles)

(gentle music)

- Come here.

(gentle music)

(Zach moans)

Where are you going?

(sultry music)

(camera whirs)

(sultry music)

(camera whirs)

(sultry music)

(camera whirs)

(gentle music) (vacuum humming)

Oh Karen, I love to watch you.

(gentle music)

Oh yeah.

(gentle music)

Oh, baby, baby, don't stop.

Never, mm, never stop.

- Don't stop.

Never stop.

(camera whirs)

(switch clicks)

(Daria giggles)

- [Zach] I'm gonna drink you down.

(speaks in foreign language) (solemn music)

(Daria sighs)

(sultry music)

(speaks in foreign language)

(motor whirs)

(speaks in foreign language)

(gentle music)

(switch clicks)

(gentle music)

(sultry music)

(gentle music)

(motor whirs)

- All right.

(pole clatters)

(Tracer sighs) - Tracer, you need something?

- I, uh, I needed to use the phone.

- Well, come on, use the one in the kitchen.

- Never mind, I'll just use it later.

(gentle music)

(Zach sighs)

(Daria moans)

(gentle music)

(sultry music)

- Yeah.

(sultry music)

(Daria laughs)

(Daria gasps)

(both grunting)

(Daria moans)

Huh?

Oh shit! - Ah!

(Daria gasping)

- Oh my, what are you doing here?

Oh my God!

(solemn music)

(Zach grunts)

(romantic music)

- Hi, sweetie.

- Karen.

- Who'd you expect?

- No one.

Why would I be expecting someone?

I was expecting you.

(Karen chuckles)

(lips smack)

- What are you doing?

- Setting the table.

- (chuckles) Where's Daria?

- Uh, she's sick.

- I knew there was something wrong.

I'm gonna go check on her.

- Uh, no, don't, please.

- Why not?

- She's sleeping.

She just needs rest.

Uh, it's what she told me she needed.

(romantic music)

- Are you all right?

- Uh, yeah, just, uh,

I got something in my eye.

- Well, let me see.

- Oh, no, I'm sorry.

It's fine.

(sighs) Karen,

I could never love anyone else.

You know that, don't you?

- Yeah.

(romantic music)

- Yes, old moss-back George.

- [Sam] Hee-haw, put him on.

- Well, just a minute, I'll call him.

George!

- [Mrs. Hatch] He doesn't want to speak to George.

- [Mary] He does so, he asked for him.

George!

George, Sam wants to speak to you.

(romantic music)

- [George] Hi, Sam.

- [Sam] Well, George Bailey-ofsky.

Hey, a fine pal you are.

What are you trying to do, steal my girl?

- What do you mean?

Nobody's trying to steal anybody's girl.

Here, here, here, here's Mary.

(static hisses)

(solemn music)

- Uh, honey, you're not gonna wear

that wig tonight, are you?

- I thought you loved this outfit.

- Yeah, I do.

It's just, um,

uh, look, let's, uh,

let's just talk first, okay?

- Does Mr. Handsome want to meet Peaches All-Juicy?

- Uh, no, look, I can't do this tonight, no.

You know, sometimes when we-- (whip cracks)

Hey (laughs)! - Zach!

Zachy doesn't want to talk dirty to Karen,

but Mr. Handsome is gonna talk to Peaches.

- I can't, I can't do this right now.

I want to tell you something.

- Do you want a spanking?

- Yeah (laughs). - Do you?

- No, no, no, look,

just talk. (whip snaps)

- Zachy!

Let Mr. Handsome speak for himself.

Mr. Handsome?

Come out, come out, wherever you are, Mr. Handsome.

- Now, now, Karen. - Mr. Handsome?

Mr. Handsome?

- Karen.

(Zach sighs)

(lips smacking) Oh God.

Mm.

- Oh, Mr. Handsome, you're such a bad boy.

- Yes, I'm a bad boy.

(sultry music)

(Daria sighs)

I'm a bad boy.

(Daria moans) Oh, yes, I'm a bad boy.

Ooh, I'm a bad boy. - No!

No!

No! - Ow, ow, what?

- No!

No!

- Karen, wait, wait. - No!

- I can explain.

I didn't mean to do it.

I thought it was you.

Karen, look, it was an accident.

- It was, I'll say it was an accident.

This is the wreck

of our marriage. - Come one, shh, shh, stop,

stop, listen, listen.

It sure isn't that big.

It's just a misunderstanding.

- No, no, no, to you, this is a misunderstanding.

To me, this is a divorce.

- No, look, no, look, look, come on.

Look, see, see how familiar I am.

Now do I look like someone who's doing this

for the first time?

(Daria moans)

Huh? - No, you don't!

You look exactly like someone who does this all the time.

- That's right.

That's right, but I've never laid a hand on her before.

Now, look, see, look.

Look at my confidence.

(Zach and Daria moaning)

Now you know me.

I'm never that confident.

- You want me to rate your performance?

(Daria moans)

Oh, this is the end.

This is the fucking end.

You never wanted me like that.

You never touched me like that.

- Yeah, that's the point, 'cause I thought she was you.

Look, to me, I was fucking you.

This is me fucking you, not me fucking her.

- [Karen] That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

- [Zach] All right, calm down.

Ask Daria, she'll explain the whole thing to you, okay?

(alarm blares) (Daria yells)

- Oh my God!

- Ah!

(alarm blaring)

(speaks in foreign language)

- Ah, no, no (speaks in foreign language).

I sorry, I sorry.

- Daria, just explain to Karen what happened.

- Explain (speaks in foreign language).

The, the (speaks in foreign language),

the pool, I want the pool.

Yes, I would not do it.

- What is she saying? - The pool!

The pool! - Pull, pull!

She's saying pull.

Pull, she's saying that you pull her, that she's,

that she's attracted to you,

that she loves you.

- Well, is that my fault?

I can't help that.

(foot thuds) Ow!

(speaks in foreign language)

- Know any English? - I am a bright,

beautiful woman. - The pool, the pool!

The pool! - And I am protecting

my inner child.

I'm a bright, beautiful woman. - The pool, the pool, ah!

- And I'm protecting my inner child.

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

- I thought she was gonna hit you.

- Do something, do something! - What?

All right, Daria,

hang on. - I'm a bright,

beautiful woman. - Here, grab the pole.

- [Karen] And I am protecting

my inner child. - Daria!

Hello, grab the pole!

(gentle music)

Say something to her, will you?

Grab the pole!

(Daria gasping)

(romantic music)

- Pull, pull (laughs), pool, pool.

Pool (laughs)!

- What's so funny (chuckles)?

- Pool, pool, pool.

- Stop saying that.

Come on, what do you mean?

- She thought you were the pool man.

She loves the pool man.

Do you get it (chuckles)?

(Daria moans)

(romantic music)

(gentle music)

- [Daria] Mr. Zach and Ms. Karen, very happy now, again.

I guess it's no simple as it seem out there.

(speaks in foreign language)

(chuckles) I don't work so hard no more.

And I no more crazy lonely.

(knocking)

(gentle music)

- "But the screams, the screams,

"it haunt me till the day I die."

No photographs, Stella, all these Dear Red Shoes,

Dear Red Shoes, Dear Red Shoes, never a picture for me.

That's haunting me

till the day I die.

(solemn music)

(Stella barks)

(solemn music)