Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:03,628
♪♪
2
00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:04,838
[ Voice over ] HEY, I'M SADIE.
3
00:00:04,879 --> 00:00:07,298
MY LIFE IS FILLED WITH
ALL KINDS OF WEIRD CREATURES
4
00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:10,301
FROM BEST FRIENDS
TO IMPULSIVE BROTHERS.
5
00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:11,761
SOMEHOW WE
ALL FIT TOGETHER,
6
00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,012
NATURALLY.
7
00:00:14,764 --> 00:00:17,183
♪ IF I COULD CHOOSE
A WORLD FOR ME ♪
8
00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:19,769
♪ IT'D BE OPEN,
BIG AND FREE ♪
9
00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:22,188
♪ I'D PICK A PLACE
NOT LIKE THE REST ♪
10
00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:23,565
♪ NOT LIKE THE REST ♪
11
00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:25,775
♪ IT'D BE BEST ♪
♪ MY WORLD ♪
12
00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,403
♪ MY SPACE, MY FRIENDS ♪
13
00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:31,531
♪ I RUN TO YOU WHEN
NO ONE'S THERE ♪
14
00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:35,160
♪ NO ONE'S THERE ♪
♪ AND OTHERS STARE ♪
15
00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:38,371
♪ AND THERE WE'LL BE ♪
16
00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:42,208
♪ NATURALLY ♪
17
00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:45,420
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
WHEN YOUR PARENTS
18
00:00:45,503 --> 00:00:46,588
GO AWAY FOR THE DAY,
19
00:00:46,671 --> 00:00:47,714
THERE'S A SENSE
OF EXCITEMENT,
20
00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:48,840
FREEDOM AND
RECKLESS ABANDON.
21
00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:50,425
IT'S PRETTY COOL
FOR US KIDS TOO.
22
00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:51,760
HANOVER'S
NOT THAT FAR.
23
00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:53,178
WE WON'T BE TOO LATE.
24
00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:54,721
OH, BE AS LATE
AS YOU LIKE.
WE'LL BE FINE.
25
00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,306
THE WEDDING SHOULD
BE OVER AT 4:30.
26
00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:58,057
I'LL LEAVE 90 MINUTES
FOR THE PHOTOGRAPHS,
27
00:00:58,141 --> 00:01:00,393
DINNER'S 6:00 TO 7:30,
FIRST DANCE AT 8:00
28
00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:02,228
WE ARE OUT OF
THERE AT 8:05
29
00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:03,563
WHICH MEANS OUR ETA FOR RETURN
30
00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,398
SHOULD BE 10:12 P.M.
31
00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:06,441
UNLESS YOUR
DAD GETS LOST.
32
00:01:06,524 --> 00:01:08,151
I'M NOT GOING TO
GET LOST, JEAN.
33
00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:09,194
IT'S LIKE THAT TIME
WENT TO NIAGARA
34
00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:10,195
AND ENDED UP
IN THE SAULT.
35
00:01:10,278 --> 00:01:11,571
THAT WAS COOL!
36
00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:12,822
I WANTED TO
SURPRISE YOUR MOTHER.
37
00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,407
EMERGENCY CONTACTS
ON THE FRIDGE.
38
00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:15,575
YOU KNOW THE RULES.
39
00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:16,743
NO PARTIES.
40
00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,745
NO MORNING BREATH
ROOFTOP CONCERTS.
41
00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:21,372
AND HAL, IF YOU
BUILD A PILLOW FORT IN
THE LIVING ROOM AGAIN,
42
00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:22,248
PLEASE CLEAN UP
AFTER YOURSELF.
43
00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:24,167
AND SHE DOESN'T JUST
MEAN CLEAN THE FORT.
44
00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:26,211
"AND SHE DOESN'T JUST
MEAN CLEAN THE FORT."
45
00:01:26,294 --> 00:01:27,420
WHICH REMINDS ME.
NO FIGHTING.
46
00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,130
THERE'S PLENTY TO EAT
IN THE FRIDGE.
47
00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,715
OH, I'M GOING TO
MISS YOU GUYS.
48
00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,801
UH, IT'S NOT
EVEN A DAY!
49
00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:33,635
WE'LL BE FINE.
50
00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:35,512
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
IF YOU EVER LEAVE.
51
00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:40,183
[ ♪♪♪ ]
52
00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:41,851
♪ WE ARE ON OUR O-OWN ♪
53
00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,770
♪ WE ARE ON OUR O-OWN ♪
54
00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:47,440
♪ WE ARE ON OUR O-OWN
WE ARE ON OUR O-OWN ♪
55
00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:52,278
[ ♪♪♪ ]
56
00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,446
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN.
57
00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:54,656
THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN!
58
00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:56,241
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT JUST HAPPENED.
59
00:01:56,324 --> 00:01:57,325
THAT'S MOM'S
FAVOURITE VASE!
60
00:01:58,326 --> 00:01:59,702
WELL, NOT ANYMORE.
61
00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,163
[ ♪♪♪ ]
62
00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:03,540
YOU'RE TOAST, RED.
63
00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:06,292
THANKS, BEN.
GREAT HELP.
64
00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:07,377
GOOD NEWS.
65
00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,379
I FOUND A STORE
THAT SELLS A REPLICA
OF MOM'S VASE.
66
00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:10,672
THAT'S AWESOME!
67
00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:12,632
IT'S 75 BUCKS.
68
00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:14,634
I MIGHT AS WELL
MOVE OUT NOW.
69
00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:16,761
QUIT SCHOOL,
FIND A JOB.
70
00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:19,305
EITHER THAT, OR BECOME
AN AIMLESS DRIFTER.
71
00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:21,224
RED, ALL WE HAVE
TO DO IS PUT OUR
HEADS TOGETHER.
72
00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:22,725
I'LL COME UP
WITH SOMETHING.
73
00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,185
THIS THING, ALWAYS ON.
74
00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:27,397
WE COULD POOL OUR MONEY
AND RAISE THE REST.
75
00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,149
I'VE GOT A TEN.
76
00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:30,650
IT'S NOT MUCH
BUT I'VE GOT FIVE.
77
00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,486
HEH... ME TOO!
78
00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,321
SEE THAT? WE'VE
ALREADY GOT $15
79
00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:36,823
AND WE HAVEN'T
EVEN MOVED.
80
00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:40,201
NOW ALL WE NEED IS
TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO RAISE THE REST.
81
00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:43,705
I GOT IT.
82
00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:46,708
WE CALL MOM AND DAD AND
ASK THEM FOR AN ADVANCE
ON OUR ALLOWANCES.
83
00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:49,669
Sadie:
PERFECT!
84
00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:51,880
NOW ALL WE NEED IS
FOR THEM TO FIND TIME
DURING A WEDDING
85
00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:52,755
TO WIRE US THE MONEY,
86
00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,717
ALL WHILE NEVER ASKING
US WHAT IT'S FOR.
87
00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:59,387
I NEVER SAID MY PLAN
DIDN'T HAVE A FEW WRINKLES.
88
00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:01,264
PFFT.
89
00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:02,223
PFFT.
90
00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:06,352
[ ♪♪♪ ]
91
00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:07,896
SOMEBODY'S IN
A GOOD MOOD.
92
00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:10,440
LET ME GUESS, YOU FINALLY
BEAT YAYA AT LEG WRESTLING?
93
00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:11,482
NOPE.
94
00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:13,359
THOSE TREE TRUNKS OF HERS
ARE STILL UNDEFEATED.
95
00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:14,861
I'M IN A GOOD MOOD
BECAUSE TONIGHT,
96
00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:16,863
TAYLOR AND I ARE
GOING ON OUR VERY FIRST,
97
00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:19,282
REAL-LIFE,
ONE-ON-ONE DATE.
98
00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:20,825
AWW. WHAT ARE
YOU TWO DOING?
99
00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,660
WELL, FIRST SHE'S GOING TO
MEET ME HERE, AND THEN I...
100
00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,329
WH... WHOA. WHOA.
101
00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:26,873
[ Beeps of dialling ]
102
00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:31,711
TAYLOR,
IT'S MARGARET.
103
00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:34,380
YOU KNOW HOW RAIN TOLD
YOU TO MEET HIM HERE
FOR YOUR BIG DATE?
104
00:03:34,422 --> 00:03:36,257
UM, HE'S HAD A
CHANGE OF HEART.
105
00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,884
HE'LL BE
PICKING YOU UP.
106
00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:40,011
I THINK THAT'S
SUPER SWEET OF HIM TOO!
107
00:03:40,094 --> 00:03:41,262
OKAY.
108
00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:43,973
OW!
109
00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,600
MARGARET,
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
110
00:03:45,683 --> 00:03:47,560
RAIN, THIS DATE IS HUGE.
111
00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:48,561
MOMENTOUS!
112
00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,521
THE DEFINING MOMENT OF
YOUR WHOLE RELATIONSHIP.
113
00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:51,981
YOU CANNOT MESS IT UP.
114
00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,608
AND HAVING HER
MEET ME HERE WOULD
HAVE MESSED IT UP?
115
00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:55,276
A LITTLE BIT. YEAH.
116
00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,903
NOW, I'LL BE
BACK IN TWO HOURS,
117
00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:59,280
AND BY THEN, YOU
BETTER HAVE A PLAN.
118
00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:00,531
OKAY, NO PROBLEM.
119
00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:02,742
HEY, MARGARET,
JUST ONE QUESTION.
120
00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:05,328
WHAT DO I DO AFTER
PICKING HER UP?
121
00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:06,496
[ Slam of door ]
122
00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:09,290
FANTASTIC.
I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
123
00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,417
I KNOW HOW WE CAN
RAISE SOME MONEY.
124
00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:12,919
RAFFLE ME ON A DATE?
125
00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:15,672
WHY WOULD ANYONE PAY
FOR SOMETHING THEY
DON'T WANT FOR FREE?
126
00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,882
I HAVE THE PERFECT PLAN.
127
00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,425
LET ME GUESS.
128
00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,719
IT INVOLVES SOMETHING
MIND-NUMBINGLY WHOLESOME
129
00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:23,388
AND PREDICTABLY
PRACTICAL LIKE...
130
00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:24,639
UH, WASHING
STRAY DOGS.
131
00:04:24,722 --> 00:04:26,391
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
132
00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:28,518
LET'S FACE IT,
YOUR WHACK FACTOR
IS A NEGATIVE TEN.
133
00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:30,269
THAT IS
SO NOT TRUE.
134
00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:32,271
OKAY, SO WHAT
IF MY IDEAS
135
00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,649
ARE A LITTLE PREDICTABLE
AND PRACTICAL.
136
00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:36,609
I HAVE A WACKY SIDE TOO.
137
00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:37,777
I DO-O!
138
00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,613
I DO TOO HAVE A PLAN
AND IT IS...
139
00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:41,614
WHACKED.
140
00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:42,824
TOTALLY NOT
LIKE ME.
141
00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:44,701
IN FACT, MINE IS
SO NOT LIKE ME,
142
00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,786
WHEN YOU SEE IT,
YOU'LL FILE A MISSING
PERSON'S REPORT.
143
00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:50,415
WELL, MINE IS SO
LIKE ME, I'M SURPRISED I
DIDN'T DO IT YESTERDAY.
144
00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,960
NO SELLING EXCERPTS
FROM MY DIARY!
145
00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:56,546
WHY WOULD SOMEONE PAY
FOR SOMETHING THEY
DON'T WANT FOR FREE?
146
00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:00,341
HEY, KEITH.
147
00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:01,467
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING TONIGHT?
148
00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:03,720
SO, HOW'D YOU DO?
149
00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:05,638
WHAT DO
YOU SEE?
150
00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:08,057
A BOY WHO WRITES
LIKE A CHICKEN?
NOPE.
151
00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,767
IT'S MY PERFECT
DATE WITH TAYLOR.
152
00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:10,935
BREAK IT DOWN
FOR ME.
153
00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,854
OKAY, AFTER
I PICK HER UP,
154
00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:15,106
WE TAKE THE BUS TO
THE WHITBY FRY HUT.
155
00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:17,483
THEN OFF TO
VONNIE'S VIDS
FOR GAMING ACTION.
156
00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:20,570
AND, TO TOP IT OFF,
WE CATCH "KOMODO DRAGONS
ON A PLANE".
157
00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,697
YOU LOST ME AT "BUS".
158
00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:25,408
AFTER THAT,
IT WAS ALL
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
159
00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,827
WORST DATE IN HISTORY,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
160
00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:31,122
RAIN, THIS IS A
BOY'S PERFECT DATE.
161
00:05:31,205 --> 00:05:32,665
YOU HAVE TO
IMPRESS TAYLOR,
162
00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:34,417
WHO HAPPENS
TO BE A GIRL.
163
00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,545
AND FOR THAT,
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
MY FEMININE TOUCH.
164
00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:40,548
TEACH ME.
I'LL DO ANYTHING.
165
00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:43,593
WE'LL PLAN A DATE
WORTHY OF ITS OWN
REALITY SHOW.
166
00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,012
MINUS THE
MAGGOT-EATING.
167
00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:48,514
[ ♪♪♪ ]
168
00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:50,016
[ Bleating of goat ]
169
00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:51,684
SO THIS IS A GOOD
DEAL, HUH, UBU?
170
00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,186
WHILE THE ZOO PUTS
IN YOUR NEW GRASS,
171
00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:56,105
I BRING YOU HERE SO YOU
DON'T MAIM THE WORKERS.
172
00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,357
[ Bleating ]
173
00:05:58,524 --> 00:05:59,859
YOU CAN GO HOME
LATER TONIGHT,
174
00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:02,862
AND I GET MY MONEY.
175
00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:05,365
COME ON.
176
00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,033
HAL WAS SO WRONG
ABOUT ME.
177
00:06:07,116 --> 00:06:09,702
I CAN BE JUST
AS WACKY AS...
178
00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:13,039
[ ♪♪♪ ]
179
00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:15,666
WELCOME TO
HAL'S KITCHEN!
180
00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,044
[ ♪♪♪ ]
181
00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,464
NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO!
182
00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:22,465
NOT THAT WAY!
183
00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:24,133
DUDE, IT'S
LETTUCE.
184
00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,094
NO, IT'S THE EASEL
ON WHICH I SHALL
PAINT GREAT SALAD.
185
00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:27,678
HAL, HAVE YOU LOST IT?
186
00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:29,013
YOU CAN'T RUN
A RESTAURANT OUT
OF THE HOUSE.
187
00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,515
I'VE LOST IT?
188
00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:31,474
YOU'VE GOT A GOAT
IN THE HOUSE.
189
00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,601
MOM FREAKS OUT
IF WE DON'T TAKE
OFF OUR SHOES.
190
00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:34,602
SO WHICH IDEA
DO WE GO WITH?
191
00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:35,728
YOU RUNNING
A RESTAURANT,
192
00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:36,729
OR ME GOAT-SITTING?
193
00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:38,689
BOTH.
194
00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:39,690
BUT IF THAT THING
GETS IN MY WAY,
195
00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:40,691
IT'S GOING ON THE MENU.
196
00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:41,692
HAL!
197
00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:42,693
[ Ringing of doorbell ]
198
00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:44,070
IT'S SHOWTIME.
199
00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:45,696
ALL RIGHT,
LOOK ALIVE!
200
00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,240
AND GET THAT THING
OUT OF HERE!
201
00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:48,116
[ Bleating of goat ]
202
00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:52,995
[ ♪♪♪ ]
203
00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,038
WELCOME TO
HAL'S KITCHEN.
204
00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,915
RAIN, YOU LOOK
DASHING THIS EVENING.
205
00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,125
THANK YOU,
MADEMOISELLE.
206
00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:58,918
AND TAYLOR,
YOU'RE LOOKING...
207
00:06:58,960 --> 00:06:59,919
DRIPPY.
208
00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:00,962
[ Sneezing ]
209
00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:04,173
THANKS.
210
00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,927
[ Sneezing ]
211
00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,137
EXCUSE ME.
212
00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,889
THIS IS ALL GOING
VERY, VERY WRONG.
213
00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:13,683
DID YOU STICK
TO THE GAME PLAN?
214
00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:14,851
Taylor:
[ Sneezing ]
215
00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:17,603
YES. I STARTED
THE DATE WITH
A HORSE-DRAWN
CARRIAGE,
216
00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:18,896
JUST LIKE
YOU SUGGESTED.
217
00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,481
AND WHAT WAS
WRONG WITH THAT?
218
00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,233
[ Sneezing ]
219
00:07:22,316 --> 00:07:24,902
I THINK THE HORSE
STARTED THE DATE WITH
A THREE-BEAN CASSEROLE.
220
00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,028
IT WAS A
TWO-MILE RIDE
221
00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,947
BEHIND 1900 POUNDS
OF STINK.
222
00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:29,782
I'M SURE IT
GOT BETTER.
223
00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:31,075
NO, IT DIDN'T.
224
00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:33,619
SHE'S ALSO ALLERGIC
TO THE CORSAGE YOU
TOLD ME TO GET HER.
225
00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:35,663
[ Sneezing/cough ]
226
00:07:35,746 --> 00:07:37,123
EXCUSE ME, OHH...
227
00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:39,876
[ ♪♪♪ ]
228
00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:42,503
HAVE YOU EVER
SNEEZED 17 TIMES
IN A ROW?
229
00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:44,964
I THINK I JUST GAVE
MYSELF A CONCUSSION.
230
00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,132
[ Sniff/cough ]
231
00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:48,801
CAN I TAKE
YOUR... CORSAGE?
232
00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:49,760
THANK YOU.
233
00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,137
[ ♪♪♪ ]
234
00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:52,638
[ Blowing of nose ]
235
00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:54,849
[ Giggle ]
236
00:07:54,932 --> 00:07:57,602
[ ♪♪♪ ]
237
00:07:57,685 --> 00:07:58,561
SPATULA.
238
00:07:58,644 --> 00:07:59,645
SPATULA, CHEF.
239
00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:00,855
LADLE.
240
00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:02,273
LADLE. LADLE!
241
00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:03,649
DARN IT, HAL.
242
00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,651
I'M A PHOTOGRAPHER,
NOT A COOKING GUY.
243
00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:06,944
LADLE, CHEF.
244
00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,738
ALL RIGHT, NOW, UH,
DUST THESE WITH BASIL.
245
00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,157
WELL, DON'T
JUST STAND THERE!
246
00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,200
DUST!
247
00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:16,329
I SAID, "DUST", NOT
"SPRINKLE", YOU NINNY!
248
00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:17,830
YES, CHEF.
249
00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,081
SORRY, CHEF.
250
00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,875
ALL RIGHT, NOW,
WHIP THIS CREAM.
251
00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:23,502
[ ♪♪♪ ]
252
00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,630
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
FOR YOUR SKINNY ARMS?
253
00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:27,798
WHIP! WHIP! WHIP!
254
00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,509
Hal:
YOU SPRINKLE,
YOU WHIP.
255
00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,260
WELL, THE GOAT IS
SAFE IN THE ATTIC.
256
00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,762
SADIE, PLEASE!
257
00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:33,971
ENOUGH OF YOUR
JIBBER-JABBER.
258
00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,264
I'M CREATING.
259
00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:39,227
HERE, YOU TAKE THE KITCHEN,
I'LL ROUND UP THE GOAT.
260
00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:40,228
HOW HARD CAN IT BE?
261
00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:42,188
WELL, FOR ONE THING, YOU
DON'T ROUND UP ONE GOAT.
262
00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,898
YOU WRANGLE HER.
WRANGLE, ROUND
UP, WHATEVER.
263
00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:45,691
I'M SURE IT'S
A LOT EASIER THAN
DEALING WITH HAL.
264
00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:50,238
WHO WAS THE NUMBSKULL
WHO PUT THE MAPLE SYRUP
IN MY VINAIGRETTE?
265
00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,198
DON'T MIND HIM.
HE'S AN ARTIST.
266
00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,616
THEY'RE NOTORIOUSLY
TEMPERAMENTAL.
267
00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:56,118
YOU! POTATOES.
MASH. TODAY!
268
00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,119
SEE?
269
00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,204
GENIUS AT WORK.
270
00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,956
MASH, DON'T MUSH.
271
00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:03,042
[ ♪♪♪ ]
272
00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,168
[ Chiming of bell ]
273
00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:06,254
[ Lounge ♪♪♪ ]
274
00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:10,925
SO...
275
00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:12,593
HERE WE ARE.
276
00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:15,263
OUR FIRST SOLO DATE, WITHOUT
OFFICER DIDOMENICANTONIO
277
00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,181
OR HIS PARTNER
SERGEANT KOWALSKI
278
00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,809
WAITING OUTSIDE
IN THE SQUAD CAR.
[ Nervous chuckle ]
279
00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,310
ARE YOU NERVOUS?
I'M NOT.
280
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,187
I USUALLY AM, BUT
IT'S KIND OF NICE
281
00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,231
TO HAVE A FRIEND WHO'S
ALSO YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
282
00:09:25,314 --> 00:09:27,358
IT'S KIND OF LIKE
HAVING A DOG WHO CAN
ALSO DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
283
00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:30,278
NOT THAT I'M SAYING
YOU'RE A DOG...
284
00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:32,405
ANY DECISIONS ON
YOUR MAINS, SIR?
285
00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:34,740
YES. I WILL BE HAVING
THE CANNELLONI.
286
00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:35,866
AND FOR THE LADY?
I'LL...
287
00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:36,951
THE LADY WILL HAVE
THE LAMB CHOP.
288
00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:37,785
I DON'T...
289
00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:39,328
YEP. THE LADY WILL
HAVE THE LAMB CHOP.
290
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,329
VERY GOOD, SIR.
291
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,165
[ ♪♪♪ ]
292
00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:46,127
SO... HERE WE ARE.
293
00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:49,797
YEAH. HERE WE
ARE, AREN'T WE?
294
00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:54,885
[ ♪♪♪ ]
295
00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,262
I MADE THIS
MYSELF, CHEF.
296
00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,847
I THOUGHT WE COULD
ADD IT TO THE CARD.
297
00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:01,309
YEAH, A SYMPATHY CARD.
298
00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:02,268
YES, CHEF!
299
00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:04,645
NOW GO PREP
THE ICING SUGAR
LIKE I TOLD YOU.
300
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,063
RIGHT, CHEF.
SORRY, CHEF.
301
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:12,862
[ ♪♪♪ ]
302
00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:13,946
ARE YOU OKAY?
303
00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,323
OH, YEAH, EVERYTHING'S
UNDER CONTROL.
304
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,366
IT'S JUST A GOAT.
I CAN HANDLE A GOAT.
305
00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,204
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE
MOVING IN SLOW MOTION!
306
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,831
PICK IT UP,
PICK IT UP!
307
00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,875
[ Crash ]
308
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:31,255
I... I'M GOING TO NEED
TWO MORE MINUTES ON THE
STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE.
309
00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,299
[ Coughing ]
310
00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:35,259
[ Clearing of throat ]
311
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:40,389
[ ♪♪♪ ]
312
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,974
[ Whispering ]
HELP ME.
313
00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:48,314
WHAT DO I SAY?
I'M DYING UP THERE.
314
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,232
THE MOST INTERESTING
THING I'VE SAID IN
THE LAST HOUR WAS,
315
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,400
"I HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM."
316
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,653
YOU HAVE TO OPEN UP.
IMPRESS HER.
317
00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,321
ACHIEVEMENTS, TROPHIES,
BEST IN SHOW.
318
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,405
WHATEVER YOU'VE GOT.
319
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,116
[ Chiming of bell ]
Hal:
SERVICE, KITCHEN. NOW!
320
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,827
THAT'S ME! SERVICE
BROWNING-LEVESQUE.
321
00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:03,996
[ Clearing of throat ]
322
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,333
RAIN, CAN WE TALK?
323
00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:08,417
ABSOLUTELY.
324
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,837
DID YOU KNOW
THAT I MASTERED THE
FIVE PLATE DELIVERY?
325
00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,048
MOST WAITERS SPEND
THEIR WHOLE LIVES
TRYING TO LEARN IT.
326
00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:15,341
IT'S ALL ABOUT...
THAT'S COOL!
I'D LOVE...
327
00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:18,844
AND THAT IS NOTHING
COMPARED TO THE
TIME THAT I...
328
00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:22,056
WAS IN MY COMMUNITY'S
PRODUCTION OF
"ZORBA THE GREEK".
329
00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:24,475
I PLAYED PEASANT
GIRL NUMBER TWO.
330
00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:27,061
I LIKE TO... FLEX
MY ACTING MUSCLES.
331
00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:30,356
[ ♪♪♪ ]
332
00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:33,442
OKAY, EXCEPT FOR
RAIN AND TAYLOR
EVERYONE'S LEFT.
333
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:37,113
IF YOU WANT, I COULD
STAND AT THEIR TABLE
AND GLARE AT THEM.
334
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:42,910
OR JUST STAY HERE
AND SCOUR POTS...
335
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,954
[ Loud bleating ]
336
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,165
JUST GOT WRANGLED.
337
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:55,131
Ben:
COMING THROUGH.
338
00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,385
WHO IS THE BEST
WAITRESS IN THE
KNOWN UNIVERSE?
339
00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:01,804
OH WAIT, I THINK
THAT WOULD BE ME.
340
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,433
HOW MUCH MONEY
DID WE MAKE?
341
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:06,976
THESE ARE MY TIPS.
342
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,813
THESE ARE
YOUR PROFITS.
343
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,233
WE'VE GOT ENOUGH MONEY
TO COVER THE VASE
344
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,235
AND PAY THE SORRY
EXCUSE FOR A STAFF.
345
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,947
UM, SMALL PROBLEM.
346
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,368
WHERE DID ALL THESE
PEOPLE COME FROM?
347
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,953
ATTENDANCE AT THE
FOOD COURT WAS DOWN
348
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:27,037
SO I ASKED AROUND.
349
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,206
I HEAR GOOD THINGS
ABOUT THIS PLACE.
350
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,083
OKAY, UH, WE'VE GOT
ALL THE MONEY WE NEED,
351
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,585
AND MOM AND DAD WILL BE
HOME IN A COUPLE HOURS.
352
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:34,295
SO EVEN THOUGH I HATE
TO SOUND LIKE YOU,
353
00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:35,421
IT'S TIME TO BE
ALL PRACTICAL
354
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:36,755
AND GET THESE PEOPLE
OUT OF HERE.
355
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,010
WHO KNEW WHEN I BROKE
THE VASE THIS MORNING,
356
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:44,013
I'D RELEASE A NEW SADIE,
A DANGEROUS SADIE,
357
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,432
A SADIE READY TO TAKE
A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE.
358
00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:48,851
WHAT AM I
REBELLING AGAINST?
359
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:50,853
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
360
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:53,481
FORGET IT!
361
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,524
SADIE NEEDS A
NEW PAIR OF SHOES!
362
00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:59,361
WELCOME TO
HAL'S KITCHEN!
363
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,325
[ ♪♪♪ ]
364
00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:06,035
GLAD TO HAVE YOU
HERE, MALL BOSS.
365
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,579
WORD IS THE CANNELLONI
RIVALS SENOR PEPE'S.
366
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:12,166
THE CANNELLONI WOULD
MAKE SENOR PEPE WISH
HE'D NEVER BEEN BORN.
367
00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:14,418
[ ♪♪♪ ]
368
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,461
YOU GOING TO
EAT THAT?
369
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,462
WELL, I...
370
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,466
YOU KNOW, WE'VE
BEEN HERE SO LONG
371
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:21,967
IT'S SECOND SEATING.
372
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,887
THAT'S USUALLY THE
SIGN OF A GREAT DATE.
373
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:25,888
USUALLY.
374
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:28,891
TELL HER A JOKE, RAIN.
375
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,309
GIRLS LOVE A GUY
WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR.
376
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,393
OKAY...
377
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,314
HEY, YOU KNOW WHY THEY
CALL IT "CENTENNIAL HIGH"?
378
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:38,359
BECAUSE IT TAKES
THE STUDENTS 100 YEARS
TO GRADUATE.
379
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:40,277
I GO TO CENTENNIAL.
380
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,946
OH, YEAH.
381
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:42,947
[ Nervous laugh ]
382
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,283
Rain:
GO TIGERS.
383
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:50,037
[ ♪♪♪ ]
384
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,373
OKAY, I'M GOING TO
NEED TWO SALADS
385
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,374
AND THREE ORDERS
OF BRUSCHETTA...
386
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:54,875
SADIE, WE CAN'T
DO THIS.
387
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,001
SURE WE CAN.
388
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,044
NO, WE CAN'T.
389
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,507
ALL WE HAVE LEFT
IS WHIPPED CREAM.
390
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:04,009
I'M SURE YOU'LL THINK
OF SOMETHING, CHEF.
391
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:05,344
YOU'RE SO CREATIVE.
392
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:06,971
Ben:
NO, NO! DON'T DO IT!
393
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,138
NO! COME ON, DON'T!
[ Crash ]
394
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:11,976
GOAT... JUST... NO, BAD!
BAD GOAT! BAD GOAT!
395
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:13,060
Hal:
I'VE GOT IT...
396
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,103
[ Crashing ]
397
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,064
DON'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT IT.
398
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:18,232
NO!
399
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:22,945
[ ♪♪♪ ]
400
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,239
I'VE GOT HIM SITTING,
BUT FOR HOW LONG?
401
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,282
WHO KNOWS?
402
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:28,284
BACK OFF,
BUBBLE BOY.
403
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,661
THAT'S WHIPPED CREAM
AND IT'S FOR MY DESSERT.
404
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:34,123
NO! LISTEN TO ME
VERY CAREFULLY, HAL.
405
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,208
I LIKE YOU.
YOU'RE A NICE GUY.
406
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,376
BUT I'M GOING TO
TAKE THIS BOWL.
407
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,669
AND IF YOU TRY
AND STOP ME
408
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,671
I'LL BE FORCED
TO DO SOMETHING
YOU WON'T LIKE
AND I'LL REGRET.
409
00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:42,214
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
410
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,343
GOOD.
411
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,345
[ Bleating of goat ]
[ Crashing ]
412
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,392
CRACKERS.
413
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,978
AND CANNED HERRING
AND LARD.
414
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,272
HERE, SERVE THIS.
415
00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:00,566
TELL THEM IT'S A...
A SWEDISH DELICACY.
416
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,567
TRY IT.
417
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,444
I WOULDN'T LET
MY DOG EAT THAT.
418
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:04,486
I'LL EAT IT!
419
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,323
SADIE, WE HAVE
NO FOOD.
420
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,407
WE...
421
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:11,452
[ Mixed shouting ]
422
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,078
WE'VE GOT A RIOT
ON THE FOUR-TOP,
423
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,622
WITH A SIDE OF
DISCONTENT AT TABLE TWO.
424
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,665
Crowd: [ Chanting ]
SER-VICE! SER-VICE!
425
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,127
WE SHOULD HAVE EATEN
SOMEWHERE QUIETER.
426
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,713
THIS ISN'T EXACTLY
IDEAL AMBIANCE.
427
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:24,089
I'M SORRY.
428
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,424
AMBIANCE?
429
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,301
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK'S
WRONG WITH THIS DATE?
430
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:30,262
[ Sigh ]
NO. BUT I
WAS HOPING.
431
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:34,016
I'M SORRY, I JUST
WANTED TO MAKE
THIS DATE PERFECT.
432
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,185
I DIDN'T WANT PERFECT.
433
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,312
ALL I CARED ABOUT
WAS SPENDING TIME
WITH YOU.
434
00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:40,356
BUT YOU DID SPEND
TIME WITH ME.
435
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,358
WELL, EXCEPT WHEN YOU
WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
436
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,525
AND THEN I WENT
TO THE BATHROOM.
437
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,444
BUT THAT'S NORMAL
DATE BEHAVIOUR.
438
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:48,072
NO, I MEAN
THE REAL YOU.
439
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,282
I AM THE REAL ME.
440
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:53,577
NO. THE REAL YOU
DOESN'T TALK ABOUT
HIMSELF CONSTANTLY,
441
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,412
OR TELL ME
DUMB JOKES.
442
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,374
AND THE REAL YOU
WOULD NEVER ORDER
ME LAMB CHOPS.
443
00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,667
WHAT'S WRONG WITH
ORDERING YOU LAMB CHOPS?
444
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,253
THE REAL YOU
WOULD KNOW.
445
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:06,465
BECAUSE THE REAL YOU
KNOWS THE REAL ME.
446
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,552
OH... HOW COULD
I FORGET?
447
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,554
YOUR CAT NAMED
LAMB CHOP.
448
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,767
I WAS JUST TRYING TO
MAKE AN IMPRESSION.
449
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,477
YOU DID.
450
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,021
JUST NOT A GOOD ONE.
451
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,690
I'M GOING TO
GET MY WRAP.
452
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:25,192
AND THEN I'M GOING
TO CALL MY DAD.
453
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:28,028
ARE CRIMINAL CHARGES
REALLY NECESSARY? I...
454
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,739
FOR A RIDE HOME,
RAINBOW.
455
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,243
Crowd: [ Chanting ]
SERVICE! SERVICE!
456
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:37,413
SADIE, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
457
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,540
WE CAN ORDER IN AND
JACK UP THE PRICE.
458
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:40,541
NOBODY'LL KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE.
459
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:41,583
I'LL KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE.
460
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,377
HAL HAWTHORNE
HAS HIS INTEGRITY.
461
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,545
INTEGRITY?
LAST WEEK,
462
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:46,046
YOU TOLD A BUS DRIVER
YOU WERE EIGHT
463
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,172
SO YOU COULD RIDE
HALF PRICE!
464
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,507
INTEGRITY
ABOUT FOOD.
465
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,551
I'M SORRY, BUT WE
NEED TO DO THIS.
466
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,594
Crowd: [ Chanting ]
SERVICE! SERVICE!
467
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,558
YOU DO NOT MESS
WITH HALLORY.
468
00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,518
Crowd: [ Chanting ]
SERVICE! SERVICE!
469
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:02,354
[ Rapid footsteps ]
470
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,356
WILL YOU SHUT
THESE PEOPLE UP?
471
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,399
THEY'LL WAKE
THE GOAT.
472
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,316
THE GOAT'LL GET ANGRY.
473
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,527
YOU DO NOT WANT TO
GET THE GOAT ANGRY.
474
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,738
DO SOMETHING!
475
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,156
LIKE WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW,
476
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,158
HIDE, SELL THE HOUSE.
SOMETHING. ANYTHING!
477
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:19,538
[ ♪♪♪ ]
478
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:24,042
RAIN, YOU DIDN'T
COMPLETELY BLOW IT.
REALLY?
479
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,712
WHAT PART OF THE DATE DO
YOU THINK TAYLOR LIKED? HMM?
480
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,547
ME MONOPOLIZING
CONVERSATION,
481
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,507
OR ME ORDERING
HER FOOD SHE
DIDN'T LIKE?
482
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,260
HOW ABOUT ME MAKING FUN
OF HER ENTIRE SCHOOL.
483
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,345
YEAH, THAT WAS
A REAL CHARMER.
484
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,724
WELL, THEN, THIS
JUST FALLS INTO
485
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,143
THE "SOMETHING TO
TALK ABOUT" RULE.
486
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,394
IT MAY HAVE BEEN
A BAD DATE
487
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,230
BUT AT LEAST YOU HAVE
SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT
ON YOUR NEXT ONE.
488
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:47,649
THERE ISN'T GOING
TO BE A NEXT ONE.
489
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,445
I'M SORRY, RAIN.
490
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:52,654
I REALLY AM.
491
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,406
I-I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED.
492
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,408
I DO.
493
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,368
ALL NIGHT, IT WAS
LIKE I WAS TRYING
494
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,704
TO THROW A BALL THROUGH A
HOOP TO WIN TAYLOR A PRIZE.
495
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,164
AND ALL NIGHT,
THE BALL JUST KEPT
496
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,749
BOUNCING OFF THE RIM.
497
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:07,419
IT WASN'T UNTIL IT WAS
TOO LATE THAT I REALIZED,
498
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,422
TAYLOR DIDN'T
WANT THE PRIZE.
499
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,258
SHE JUST WANTED TO
PLAY BALL WITH ME.
500
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,303
THAT'S SWEET.
501
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:20,349
DO YOU MIND IF I ADD
THAT IN MY RULE BOOK?
502
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,267
GO AHEAD. SOMETHING GOOD
503
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:23,477
MIGHT AS WELL
COME OUT OF TONIGHT.
504
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,313
Crowd: [ Chanting ]
SERVICE! SERVICE!
505
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,148
[ Bleating ]
506
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,399
RABID GOAT!
507
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,401
[ Cries of alarm ]
508
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:34,530
IT'S THE PETTING ZOO
FIASCO ALL OVER AGAIN!
509
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,448
IT'S NOT RABID, THAT'S
MY WHIPPED CREAM,
510
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,825
WASTED ON A
BARNYARD ANIMAL!
511
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,326
I HAD NO CHOICE!
512
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:40,285
THEIR CHANTING
WOKE HER UP.
513
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,287
THAT GOAT IS EVIL!
PURE EVIL, I TELL YOU!
514
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,372
WELL, HOW'D YOU LET
HER GET DOWNSTAIRS?
515
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,665
DON'T BLAME ME.
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO INSTALLED
516
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,375
A ROPE LADDER IN
CASE OF A FIRE.
517
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,793
[ Shudder of fear ]
518
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,711
Taylor:
YOU WANT
MY CORSAGE?
519
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:50,796
TAKE IT!
520
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,339
I-I'M ALLERGIC
TO IT ANYWAY!
521
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,383
[ Bleating ]
[ Shriek ]
522
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:55,384
CALM HER DOWN!
523
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,426
THE GOAT OR TAYLOR?
524
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,303
Taylor:
[ Screaming ]
525
00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,346
UBU, STAY.
526
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,225
Taylor:
RAIN, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
527
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,268
Rain:
GOOD GIRL.
528
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,436
RAIN, BE CAREFUL.
529
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,480
SHE COULD BUTT YOU.
THAT'S WHAT GOATS DO.
530
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,649
EITHER THAT OR
EAT A TIN CAN.
531
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:11,900
[ Bleating of goat ]
532
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,485
Rain:
OKAY...
533
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:14,486
THAT'S IT.
534
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,529
Taylor:
RAIN...
535
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:17,823
LEASH.
536
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,243
OKAY. OKAY.
537
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:29,751
[ Bleating ]
538
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:34,464
[ ♪♪♪ ]
539
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,592
NOW THIS IS
THE REAL RAIN.
540
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:37,593
HUH.
541
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:43,390
[ ♪♪♪ ]
542
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:44,516
WALK ME HOME?
543
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:47,311
IT WOULD BE
MY PLEASURE.
544
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:48,520
SADIE, IF YOU
DON'T MIND,
545
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:49,688
I'M TAKING
MY GIRLFRIEND
546
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,523
AND YOUR GOAT
FOR A WALK.
547
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,525
[ Bleating of goat ]
548
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,446
THE DATE DOCTOR
STRIKES AGAIN.
549
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:58,655
I THOUGHT THEY
HATED YOUR DATE.
550
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,532
ALL THEY'LL REMEMBER
IS THE ENDING.
551
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,658
[ Ringing of telephone ]
AAAH!
552
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:05,871
HAL'S KITCHEN,
MAY I HELP YOU?
553
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,497
I MEAN, MOM!
554
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,667
YOU'RE AN HOUR AWAY?
555
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,544
UH, GREAT, OKAY,
I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
556
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,505
WE HAVE GOT ONE HOUR
TO GET EVERYTHING
BACK THE WAY IT WAS.
557
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,466
YOU MEAN YOU
HAVE AN HOUR.
558
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:18,550
I'M OUT OF HERE.
559
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:21,386
AND I'M WITH YOU.
560
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,055
I'LL STAY!
561
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:26,975
GIVE ME YOUR
JACKET AND GET OUT
OF HAL'S KITCHEN.
562
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,227
YES, CHEF!
563
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:30,646
WHY WOULD YOU FIRE
THE ONE PERSON
564
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:31,688
WHO WANTED TO
STAY AND HELP?
565
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:34,608
AFTER THE NIGHT I'VE HAD,
I HAD TO CAN SOMEBODY.
566
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,401
[ Deep breaths ]
567
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,736
[ Muttering ]
WHAT ARE WE...
568
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,696
OKAY, YOU GET
THE VASE AND I'LL
START CLEANING.
569
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,907
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.
IF I HURRY,
570
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:44,284
I COULD STILL MAKE IT
TO LATE NIGHT LUTHER'S
VASE EMPORIUM.
571
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:48,580
[ ♪♪♪ ]
572
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,581
[ Opening of door ]
573
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:50,707
PARENTS.
574
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,417
I DON'T KNOW HOW
ANYONE'S SUPPOSED
575
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:53,669
TO FIND THEIR WAY
OUT OF THAT TOWN.
576
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,420
IT'S CALLED
A MAP, WALTER.
577
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,880
HEY, HEY, HEY,
LOOK WHO'S HOME.
578
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:57,839
THERE'S MY BABIES.
579
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,633
OH, I SURE
DID MISS YOU.
580
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,760
WE MISSED YOU
TOO. ALL 14 HOURS
YOU WERE GONE.
581
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:04,346
JEAN, DOES THIS PLACE
LOOK DIFFERENT TO YOU?
582
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,430
NO.
583
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:06,640
IT'S CLEAN
AS A WHISTLE.
584
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,977
MAYBE TOO CLEAN.
585
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,396
ANYTHING WE SHOULD
KNOW ABOUT, GUYS?
586
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:14,940
YOU GUYS DON'T GET INTO
ANY MISCHIEF, DID YOU?
587
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,608
UH... NO!
588
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,652
MOM, DAD, THAT...
THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS!
589
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:19,778
THAT'S EVEN
RIDICULOUS.
590
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,780
IT WAS A TOTALLY
QUIET NIGHT.
591
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,740
ANY QUIETER AND
I'D BE IN A COMA.
592
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,785
NOTHING TO REPORT.
NOTHING AT ALL.
593
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,870
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
SO, TODAY ACTUALLY
DID END UP HAVING
594
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,498
SOME EXCITEMENT, FREEDOM
AND RECKLESS ABANDON.
595
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:33,333
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
596
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:36,712
I DID SOMETHING WACKY AND
I EVEN GOT AWAY WITH IT.
597
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:37,796
[ Bleating ]
598
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:41,758
♪ WHEN I'M DRIVING DOWN
ON HP STREET ♪
599
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:44,636
♪ THAT COOL SEA AIR
SMELLS SO SWEET ♪
600
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,722
♪ I THINK OF STANDING
BY YOUR SIDE ♪
601
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:47,556
YOU WERE SAYING?
602
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,349
♪ I GET THIS SMILE... ♪
603
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,892
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
MAYBE WACKY IS OVERRATED.
604
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,603
♪ THE WAY
I FEEL ABOUT YOU ♪
605
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:58,734
[ ♪♪♪ ]
41685
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof