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[ Voice over ] HEY, I'M SADIE.

MY LIFE IS FILLED WITH ALL KINDS OF WEIRD CREATURES

FROM BEST FRIENDS TO IMPULSIVE BROTHERS.

SOMEHOW WE ALL FIT TOGETHER,

NATURALLY.

♪ IF I COULD CHOOSE A WORLD FOR ME ♪

♪ IT'D BE OPEN, BIG AND FREE ♪

♪ I'D PICK A PLACE NOT LIKE THE REST ♪

♪ NOT LIKE THE REST ♪

♪ IT'D BE BEST ♪ ♪ MY WORLD ♪

♪ MY SPACE, MY FRIENDS ♪

♪ I RUN TO YOU WHEN NO ONE'S THERE ♪

♪ NO ONE'S THERE ♪ ♪ AND OTHERS STARE ♪

♪ AND THERE WE'LL BE ♪

♪ NATURALLY ♪

Female voice: [ Narrating ] SADIE HAWTHORNE

LOVES HANGING WITH FRIENDS,

IS GOOD AT SCHOOL,

A LITTLE AWKWARD ON HER FEET,

AND LOVES ANIMALS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES.

BUT NOW SHE WANTS TO WIN A SPOT

ON HER HIGH SCHOOL'S HIP-HOP TEAM.

CAN SADIE GO FROM NATURALIST TO DANCER IN FIVE DAYS?

OR WILL SHE BE THE ONE

ON THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST?

FIND OUT NOW ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF...

Sadie: [ Voice over ] HI, MY NAME IS SADIE HAWTHORNE.

NORMALLY, I NARRATE THINGS IN MY HEAD,

BUT... BUT THIS WEEK, I'LL BE NARRATING MY EPISODE OF "CHANGED".

THIS IS MY MOM, JEAN.

IF SHE'S NOT IN THE KITCHEN WHIPPING UP DINNER,

THEN SHE'S AT HER COMPUTER WHIPPING UP ANOTHER BOOK.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

THE PERPLEXED-LOOKING GUY IS MY DAD, WALTER.

HE'S AN ENGINEER.

ALTHOUGH, SOME DAYS,

YOU MAY FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

WE ALL LIVE IN THE TOWN OF WHITBY,

INCORPORATED IN 1855.

POPULATION 110,400.5.

IT'S THE HOME OF OLYMPIC MEDALLISTS AND NHL PLAYERS

ADAM FOOTE AND JOE NIEUWENDYK.

AND THE WORLD'S LARGEST WHISK.

ONE DAY WE HOPE TO MAKE THE WORLD'S LARGEST OMELETTE.

REMEMBER HOW I TOLD YOU THE POPULATION OF WHITBY WAS 110,400.5?

I'M PRETTY SURE MY BROTHER, HAL...

IS THE POINT-FIVE.

OW! AWESOME!

ROCK 'N' ROLL TV IS HERE!

IT'S ABOUT TIME I GOT MY BEHIND-THE-SCENES SPECIAL.

SORRY, HAL, BUT TO GET A BEHIND- THE-SCENES SPECIAL,

YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO HAVE DONE SOMETHING

IN FRONT OF THE SCENES.

THEY'RE HERE BECAUSE OF ME.

AW, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME

THEY'RE DOING SOME BORING SHOW

ON YOU AND SOME BORING ANIMAL.

NO... THEY'RE FROM "CHANGED".

AND I HAVE ONE WEEK TO BE CHANGED FROM A NATURALIST

TO A DANCER ON BENNETT HIGH'S HIP-HOP TEAM.

DO WE THINK OUR SADIE CAN MAKE THE HIP-HOP TEAM?

[ Strained laughter ]

YOU BET.

DANCING IS IN THE HAWTHORNE BLOOD.

IT IS.

IN... IN 1979, JEAN AND I

WERE WHITBY'S DISCO DANCING CHAMPS.

[ Disco ♪♪♪ ]

MY LITTLE GIRL'S GROWING UP.

DO I THINK SADIE WILL MAKE THE HIP-HOP TEAM?

[ Laughter ]

SADIE! [ Chiming of doorbell ]

Sadie: [ Voice over ] REMEMBER WHAT I SAID: POINT-FIVE.

PUT A SOCK IN IT, DOOFUS.

[ Laughter ]

Hal: [ Distant laughter ]

Sadie: [ Voice over ] THAT'S RAIN AND MARGARET.

THEY'RE MY BEST FRIENDS.

I'VE KNOWN THEM SINCE THEY WERE THIS OLD...

WE ALL GO TO R.B. BENNETT HIGH.

OKAY, SADIE, SPILL IT.

WHAT'S WITH THE CAMERA CREW?

I KNOW, THEY'RE DOING A STORY ON YOUNG FASHION DESIGNERS

AND RIGHT NOW THEY'RE INTERVIEWING

THE DESIGNER'S FASHION-CHALLENGED FRIEND.

WRONG AND...

HURTFUL.

WAIT, IS THIS ABOUT ME SNEAKING REFILLS IN THE CAF?

BECAUSE I SWEAR I NEVER SAW THE SIGN.

OKAY, YOU GUYS, WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET ME

TELL YOU WHY THEY'RE HERE.

REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THAT OPENING ON THE HIP-HOP TEAM?

WELL...

I'VE DECIDED TO TRY OUT FOR IT.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] FOR YOU GUYS WATCHING AT HOME,

THAT WASN'T THE REACTION I WAS HOPING FOR.

A-AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY SOMETHING?

ANYTHING?

THAT'S GREAT, SADIE.

JUST THINK, YOU ON THE HIP-HOP TEAM.

WHO BETTER TO PUT THE "HIP" IN HIP-HOP?

[ ♪♪♪ ]

DON'T GET ME WRONG,

I'D LOVE TO SEE SADIE MAKE THE SQUAD

BUT I'VE SEEN THE GIRL DANCE.

HECK, I'VE GOT FOOTAGE.

AND THIS IS A MOVE I LIKE TO CALL

THE WHITBY WIGGLE.

WOO-OH!

[ Giggling ]

I HOPE SADIE MAKES THE SQUAD.

I DO.

BUT IF SHE DOESN'T, SHE CAN STILL COME DOWN

FOR SOME AMAZING COMFORT FOOD

AT ACROPOLIS WOW.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Sadie: [ Voice over ] I KNEW THAT IF THE IDEA OF JOINING THE HIP-HOP TEAM

HADN'T GONE OVER WELL WITH MY FRIENDS,

IT WASN'T GOING TO GO OVER WELL WITH THE REST OF THE STUDENTS.

ONE STUDENT IN PARTICULAR:

BEN HARRISON.

WE USED TO BE BOYFRIEND- GIRLFRIEND,

NOW WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.

A-AND WE'RE BOTH FINE WITH THAT!

Ben: WHAT'S WITH THE CAMERA CREW, RED?

BREAKING UP WITH ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FAMILY WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH?

YOU NOW WANT TO GO NATIONAL?

Sadie: [ Voice over ] OKAY, APPARENTLY, WE'RE BOTH NOT FINE WITH IT.

NO, I'M TRYING OUT FOR BENNETT'S HIP-HOP TEAM.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] IT'S AT THIS POINT BEN WILL SAY SOMETHING SMUG.

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] DON'T WORRY, IT'S COMING.

I'M CURIOUS, WAS HIP-HOP YOUR FIRST CHOICE

OR DID SOMEONE ALREADY TAKE "WATCHING ICE MELT"?

Sadie: [ Voice over ] AND THERE IT IS.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

I DON'T KNOW, HIP-HOP DANCING?

WHAT'S THE POINT?

W-WHAT'S THE POINT OF ANYTHING, BEN?

WHAT'S THE POINT OF PHOTOGRAPHY?

TO CAPTURE MOMENTS IN LIFE

SO WE HAVE A RECORDED HISTORY FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS.

I MEANT BESIDES THAT.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] MAYBE THAT'S PART OF WHY WE BROKE UP.

BEN IS GREAT BUT HE CAN BE A BIT SERIOUS.

EVEN THOUGH YOU COULD BE TRYING OUT FOR SOMETHING

WITH AN ACTUAL SIGNIFICANCE,

YOU CAN'T LOSE SIGHT OF ONE THING, RED.

WHAT THING?

YOU'VE GOT TO BEAT ARDEN.

ARDEN'S TRYING OUT?

LET ME GUESS, YOU'RE JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS NOW.

WELL...

I GOTTA GO. CHIMO.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] ARDEN ALCOTT.

TWO WORDS I DID NOT NEED TO HEAR.

ARDEN ALCOTT'S THE MOST POPULAR GIRL AT BENNETT.

HECK, MAYBE EVEN IN WHITBY.

SHE'S CUTE, ATHLETIC, SMART

AND ALWAYS GETS WHAT SHE WANTS.

WELL, ALMOST ALWAYS.

DID HAWTHORNE SAY SHE WON BENJAMIN?

BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T.

IF I WANTED BEN, HE'D BE MINE.

ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

I AM GOING TO WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HER.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] SO, FOR THE NEXT DAY,

I WAITED TO MEET MY "CHANGED" CHALLENGE COACH.

AND WAITED. AND WAITED.

Man: [ Over intercom ] SA-DIE?

WE NEED SADIE HAWTHORNE IN THE HOUSE. I-I-IN THE...

EITHER THAT'S MY COACH

OR MS. MANN HAS A SIDE TO HER NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Sadie: [ Voice over ] THERE HE IS.

OH, I HOPE HE'S CUTE.

I HOPE HE'S FAMOUS.

I HOPE I GET TO SEE HIS CRIB.

I HOPE...

HE'S NOT MY FIRST CRUSH, OWEN ANTHONY.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] MEET MY "CHANGED" COACH:

OWEN ANTHONY.

HE'S ONE OF THE BEST DANCERS IN THE CITY.

IN FACT, THE REASON WHY THERE'S A SPOT ON THE TEAM

IS BECAUSE HE LEFT WHEN HE JOINED "GUYZ WILL BE GUYZ".

HEY, SADIE. IT'S...

IT'S BEEN A WHILE.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] WAS I SURPRISED TO LEARN

OWEN ANTHONY WAS MY "CHANGED" COACH?

TOTALLY. IT WAS SO UNFAIR.

NOBODY ELSE'S "CHANGED" COACH WAS THE BOY

THEY CRUSHED ON FOR ABOUT A BILLION YEARS...

AND THEN BROKE HIS HEART.

I NEEDED SOMEONE TO TEACH ME HOW TO DANCE,

NOT TO REMIND ME I WAS A JERK.

YEAH, IT'S... IT'S BEEN A WHILE.

SURE, SADIE HURT ME.

BUT THAT WAS LAST YEAR.

I'M... I'M TOTALLY OVER HER. I'VE MOVED ON.

WHY? DID SHE SAY ANYTHING?

WELL, YOU CAN'T DANCE IN THAT. SO...

I GOT SOME "GUYZ WILL BE GUYZ" STUFF.

PUT THIS ON AND, UH...

COME BACK HERE.

YOU GUYS COULD HAVE TOLD ME MY COACH WAS OWEN.

OH, OF COURSE, WHERE WOULD THE DRAMA BE IN THAT?

OH, YOU THINK THAT WAS UNCOMFORTABLE?

HUH! JUST WAIT UNTIL BEN FINDS OUT

THAT OWEN IS MY "CHANGED" COACH.

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHERE'D THE OTHER CAMERA GO?

HEY, THANKS FOR FOLLOWING ME.

TRUST ME, THIS IS SO GOING TO BE WORTH IT.

HEY, NERD BURGER...

"NERD BURGER", A HAL HAWTHORNE ORIGINAL.

PATENTED 2004.

I'VE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS.

YOU LEARNED TO FLY AND YOU'RE MIGRATING SOUTH?

NOPE. GUESS WHO'S SADIE'S "CHANGED" COACH.

CAN'T GUESS?

OWEN ANTHONY.

OR AS I LIKE TO CALL HIM, THE OLD BEN.

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLY GOOD NEWS?

WELL, THAT'S...

THAT'S GOOD NEWS FOR ME.

YOU SHOULD HAVE "SAWN" YOUR FACE.

[ Chuckling ] IT WAS GREAT.

DOES IT BUG ME THAT OWEN'S TEACHING SADIE HIP-HOP?

NO. OWEN'S A COOL GUY.

SADIE AND I BROKE UP.

SHE DUMPED YOU HARD.

[ Chuckle ]

SADIE AND I HAVE MOVED ON.

WE'RE JUST FRIENDS, NOW.

WHY? DID SHE SAY ANYTHING?

♪ THERE'S A RESTAURANT WHERE YOU SHOULD BE NOW ♪

♪ IT'S A LITTLE PLACE CALLED ACROPOLIS WOW ♪

CALL RIGHT NOW FOR RESERVATIONS AT...

[ Long beep ]

YOU KNOW THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO LET YOU

SAY THAT NUMBER ON THE AIR, RIGHT?

IT COULD SLIP THROUGH.

[ Whispering ] YEAH, OKAY.

AND ONE, AND TWO, THREE, FOUR.

FIVE, SIX, AND SEVEN,

EIGHT.

NO? OKAY.

TURN AND SWITCH... OH!

Sadie: [ Voice over ] YEAH, THAT'S ME, STILL NOT GETTING IT.

IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING FOR THE NEXT HOUR.

LET'S GO TO THE LOW-LIGHT REEL, WHY DON'T WE?

♪ GETTING TO KNOW WHAT'S OUT THERE ♪

♪ RACING MYSELF ON A DARE, NO DOUBTS ♪

♪ AND IF I SUDDENLY CRASH ♪

♪ I'LL JUST LOOK BACK AND LAUGH ♪

♪ IT MIGHT ALL MAKE SENSE ♪

♪ IN SOME DAY AND A HALF ♪

DRY YOURSELF OFF.

♪ HERE I GO AGAIN ♪

♪ BELIEVIN' REAL THINGS HAPPEN ♪

♪ SKATING ON A DREAM ♪

♪ SLAMMING INTO DESTINY ♪

♪ JUST WHEN YOU THINK ♪

♪ I WON'T MAKE IT PAST PRETEND ♪

♪ DON'T QUESTION IT ♪

♪ HERE I GO AGAIN ♪

Sadie: HEY. Owen: HEY.

♪ IT'S MY MOMENT, EVERY MOMENT ♪

♪ YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ME IN ♪

♪ MY FOREVER IS RIGHT NOW ♪

♪ AND I'M NOT EVER GIVING IN ♪

♪ OH ♪ ♪ JUST WHEN YOU THINK ♪

♪ YOU THINK ♪ ♪ I WON'T MAKE IT PAST PRETEND ♪

♪ OH, OH ♪ ♪ DON'T QUESTION IT ♪

♪ HERE I GO AGAIN ♪ ♪ AGAIN ♪

OH...

Margaret: GOOD ONE, SADE.

AT LEAST THIS TIME, YOU DIDN'T FALL QUITE AS HARD.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] AS DAY ONE CAME TO AN END,

THINGS SEEMED HIP-HOPELESS.

MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL IT A DAY.

YEAH...

I'LL JUST LIE DOWN HERE ON THE FLOOR

FOR ANOTHER WEEK OR SO.

[ Chuckles ]

COOL. SEE YOU, SADE.

DON'T FORGET TO PRACTICE THOSE DANCE STEPS TONIGHT.

GREAT.

PAIN AND HUMILIATION.

THE HOME VERSION. [ Panting ]

Sadie: [ Voice over ] SO, THAT WAS A DISASTER.

IF I WASN'T PANTING SO HARD,

I SWEAR I COULD HAVE HEARD ARDEN BEING SMUG.

Arden: ALL RIGHT, I'LL ADMIT IT:

I'M WORRIED ABOUT HAWTHORNE.

NOT BECAUSE SHE'S A BETTER DANCER

BUT BECAUSE SHE HAS A COACH?

THAT IS SO NOT FAIR.

[ Indistinct conversation ]

HEY, GIVE ME THOSE HEAD-PHONEY THINGS.

I WANT TO HEAR WHAT THEY'RE SAYING.

Owen: [ On headphones ] HEY, MARGARET, DO...

DO YOU THINK SADIE'S GOING TO MAKE THE TEAM?

[ On headphones ] I KNOW SADIE, AND WHEN SHE PUTS HER MIND TO SOMETHING

THERE'S NO STOPPING THE GIRL.

COOL.

SO, UH...

DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE WOW WITH ME LATER?

YEAH...

I'D LIKE THAT.

ADVANTAGE ALCOTT.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] I'D LIKE TO SAY THIS SHOT OF ME

WAS ONLY TWO MINUTES LATER.

SADLY, I HAD BEEN LYING ON MY BACK LIKE A TURTLE

FOR ABOUT AN HOUR.

A LITTLE HELP? UGH.

Ben: IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?

OWEN MUST NOT BE A REAL MOTIVATOR.

VERY FUNNY, BEN.

WAIT. HOW DID YOU KNOW OWEN'S MY COACH?

HAL.

PART OF HIS PUBLIC SERVICE TO SPREAD BAD NEWS.

AH! SO YOU'RE HERE

BECAUSE YOU ALREADY HEARD OWEN'S MY COACH

AND NOW YOU'RE JEALOUS?

UH, NO. BUT INTERESTING YOU'D GO THERE.

I'M HERE TO SEE IF I CAN TALK YOU OUT THIS SILLY STUNT.

[ Sigh ] WELL,

MR. NO-FUN...

THIS STUNT ISN'T SILLY, AND...

I'M NOT QUITTING.

IN FACT, I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW,

EVEN BIGGER AND BETTER THAN I WAS BEFORE.

NOW, CAN YOU HELP ME OUT OF THE GYM?

I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.

COME ON.

OW.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] THAT NIGHT,

I MANAGED TO STUMBLE HOME

AND INTO THE TENDER LOVING ARMS OF MY MOM AND DAD.

DON'T WORRY, SWEETIE.

I BET TOMORROW YOU'LL CATCH ON

AND BE EVEN BETTER THAN THAT VANILLA ICE.

WHO?

Sadie: [ Voice over ] THE GREAT THING ABOUT GROWING UP A HAWTHORNE

IS YOU COULD ALWAYS COUNT ON YOUR FAMILY TO SUPPORT YOU.

Hal: HEY, MOM, DAD,

THIS IS MY IMPRESSION OF SADIE DANCING.

WHU', YEAH, UH, WHOA!

WHOA! [ Clatter ]

HAL!

Sadie: [ Voice over ] JUST KEEP THINKING: "POINT-FIVE".

SADIE, YOUR MOTHER AND I

THINK WE FOUND THE PERFECT THING TO INSPIRE YOU.

[ Disco ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Sadie: [ Voice over ] THE ONLY THING THAT INSPIRED

WAS TO NEVER TO BUILD A TIME MACHINE

THAT SENT ME BACK TO 1979.

THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE

YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME.

IF I HAVE HOMEWORK, I ALWAYS DO IT.

EVEN IF IT CAUSES ME SEVERE AGONY.

HEY, SADIE, I HAVE YOUR HIP-HOP NAME:

M.C. ICE PACK. [ Cackling ]

HAL, GET OUT OF HERE.

ALL RIGHT, RELAX...

M.C. ICE PACK.

PEACE, YO.

[ Sigh ]

[ Knocking on door ] HAL, I SAID...

HEY, HAWTHORNE...

LOOKING GOOD.

ARDEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD PRACTISE.

I KNOW WE'RE COMPETING,

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T STILL HELP EACH OTHER.

SERIOUSLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

FINE. I CAME FOR THE CAMERAS.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE GET CAREERS

FROM BEING ON REALITY TV?

AND LET'S FACE IT, HAWTHORNE,

YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY HOLLYWOOD MATERIAL.

THANKS A LOT, ARDEN.

I'M SORRY.

THAT WAS MEAN.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO TO THE WOW? MY TREAT?

Sadie: [ Voice over ] LOOK, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE FIGURED

ARDEN WAS UP TO NO GOOD,

BUT IF I DIDN'T GO WITH HER,

I'D LOOK LIKE I WAS THE MEAN ONE.

SO, I WENT.

FINE.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] BIG MISTAKE.

LET'S GO, THEN.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Sadie: [ Voice over ] THE WOW IS OUR LOCAL HANGOUT.

IN CASE HE HASN'T MENTIONED IT,

IT'S OWNED BY RAIN'S PARENTS.

HELLO, MISS, WELCOME TO THE ACROPOLIS WOW,

ESTABLISHED IN 1983 AND HOME OF THE WOW BURGER.

EH...

Sadie: [ Voice over ] AFTER A LONG DAY,

I KNEW THERE WAS ONLY ONE PERSON

I COULD TALK TO, TO MAKE IT BETTER:

MARGARET.

UNFORTUNATELY, MARGARET WAS ALREADY MAKING MY FIRST CRUSH FEEL BETTER.

Margaret: SADIE, WAIT.

SADIE!

[ Ringing of cellphone ]

MARGARET.

WHAT'S THAT, HER 50th CALL?

Sadie: [ Voice over ] OKAY, LOOK, I DON'T WANT YOU

TO GET A BAD IMPRESSION OF MARGARET.

SHE DOESN'T USUALLY DO THIS KIND OF THING.

IN FACT, SHE EVEN HAD RULES.

A WHOLE BOOK OF THEM.

THE "NOT-COOL" RULE:

"NO GIRL SHALL EVER DATE HER FRIEND'S CRUSH

EVEN IF THE CRUSH IS OVER

AND SHE HAS HER FRIEND'S PERMISSION."

Jean: SADIE! COME DOWNSTAIRS.

WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

YIPPEE. ANOTHER SURPRISE.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] AT THIS POINT,

I WAS HOPING MY PARENTS' SURPRISE

WOULD BE THAT "CHANGED" HAD BEEN CANCELLED

AND I WOULD NEVER HAVE TO HEAR THE WORDS "HIP-HOP" AGAIN.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DANCE AGAIN.

TAH-DAH!

Jean: WE GOT YOU HIP-HOP CLOTHES FOR THE AUDITION!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS.

WHOA! THAT CUZ NEED TO CHILLAX.

WORD.

ON THE FOR-REAL-A. YO.

♪ TURN IT UP! ♪

Sadie: [ Voice over ] BENNETT IS A SMALL SCHOOL.

AND EVENTUALLY, YOU'RE GOING TO RUN INTO EVERYBODY

SOONER OR LATER.

SADIE, WOULD YOU PLEASE LISTEN TO ME?

I CAN EXPLAIN.

EXPLAIN WHAT?

HOW YOU AND MY FIRST CRUSH WERE FLIRTING AT THE WOW?

NOW AVAILABLE FOR CATERING AND PRIVATE PARTIES.

RAIN! RAIN!

HEY, SADIE.

[ Sigh ]

I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO HAPPEN, I SWEAR.

WHATEVER.

I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE ANY RIGHT TO COMPLAIN.

WE WERE NEVER BOYFRIEND- GIRLFRIEND...

IN THEORY.

IF YOU WANT TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER, THAT'S COOL.

SPEND ALL THE TIME YOU WANT.

I'M NO LONGER TRYING OUT FOR THE HIP-HOP TEAM.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Margaret: DO I FEEL GUILTY?

OF COURSE.

THIS SO GOES AGAINST THE "NOT-COOL" RULE.

BUT THE THING IS, MY RULE BOOK IS ALWAYS IN FLUX.

I LIKE OWEN.

I GUESS I NEVER REALLY TRIED GETTING TO KNOW HIM BETTER

BECAUSE OF SADIE.

BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE SADIE EVER ACTUALLY DATED HIM.

DO I FEEL GUILTY?

SURE.

I MEAN, I DIDN'T PLAN THIS THING WITH MARGARET.

BUT BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE SADIE AND I EVER ACTUALLY DATED.

DO I FEEL GUILTY?

NO WAY. JUST CALL IT PAYBACK.

THE WHOLE SCHOOL KNEW BENJAMIN WAS CRUSHING ON ME

BEFORE HAWTHORNE SHOWED UP

AND PLAYED THE "I'M SO NAIVE" CARD.

THAT GIRL IS A SHARK.

BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE HER AND OWEN EVER ACTUALLY DATED.

[ Slurping ]

YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP SNEAKING REFILLS, RAIN.

I-I CAN'T HELP MYSELF.

I NEED THE ADRENALINE RUSH, SADIE.

I NEED THE RUSH.

LOOK, I KNOW THIS HURTS

BUT LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.

YOU'RE THE TOMATO ON THE WOW BURGER,

OWEN'S THE KETCHUP.

AND ALTHOUGH BOTH INDIVIDUALLY ARE GREAT,

WE DON'T REALLY NEED TOMATOES AND KETCHUP

ON THE SAME BURGER.

WHERE IS THIS GOING, RAIN?

MARGARET IS THE PICKLE.

NOW, YOU REPLACE THE TOMATO WITH THE PICKLE

AND... [ Snapping of fingers ]

BAM. YOU HAVE THE PERFECT HAMBURGER.

7.99 WITH FRIES AND A DRINK. [ Click of tongue ]

I JUST WANT TO KNOW.

IS WHAT MARGARET DID REALLY THAT BAD?

SURE, MARGARET AND I HAVE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES

BUT WE'D ALWAYS GOTTEN THROUGH THEM.

BUT THAT TIME, IT WAS DIFFERENT.

I MEAN, THE ONLY REASON I'D JOIN THE HIP-HOP TEAM

WAS SO THAT WE COULD BELONG TO THE SAME CLUB.

WHAT A GOOD IDEA THAT WAS.

YEAH, RAIN.

IT REALLY IS THAT BAD.

I WOULD NEVER, EVER DATE MARGARET'S FIRST CRUSH.

THAT'S BECAUSE MICHAEL BUBLE IS A LITTLE OLD FOR YOU.

UGH!

SADIE, IF YOU QUIT, WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO FILM

FOR THE REST OF THE...

WEEK...

[ ♪♪♪ ]

"Changed" Narrator: RAINBOW PAPADAKIS IS KNOWN AS THE KID

WHOSE PARENTS NAMED HIM "RAINBOW".

HE LIKES HANGING WITH HIS FRIENDS,

WORKING AT HIS FAMILY RESTAURANT

AND READING TO HIS YAYA.

BUT NOW RAIN WANTS TO BE CHANGED

FROM RESTAURANT WORKER...

TO A ROCK STAR!

Sadie: [ Voice over ] ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH!

STOP. [ Squealing of tires/ crashing of car ]

OKAY, MAYBE ME BROODING

ISN'T THE GREATEST TELEVISION

BUT, TRUST ME, IT'S A LOT BETTER THAN RAIN IN SPANDEX.

SINCE YOU LAST LEFT ME, TWO DAYS HAVE PASSED

AND IT LOOKED LIKE I HAD BLOWN ANY CHANCE

OF REACHING MY GOAL,

OR BEING FRIENDS WITH MARGARET AGAIN.

[ Rapping on glass ]

OH, IT'S YOU.

WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?

TO CONGRATULATE ME FOR QUITTING SOMETHING AS LAME AS HIP-HOP?

NO.

I'M HERE BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU QUIT.

WHY YOU'RE MAD AT MARGARET.

YOU DO? YEAH.

WHEN I FOUND OUT OWEN WAS YOUR COACH,

I FLIPPED TOO.

I MEAN, WE'RE NOT BOYFRIEND-GIRLFRIEND OR ANYTHING

BUT I STILL GOT JEALOUS.

YOU DID?

I MEAN, YOU DID?

YEAH.

WELL...

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?

BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR FEELINGS ASIDE

TO MAKE YOUR FRIENDS HAPPY.

YOU COULD HAVE POINTED THAT OUT EARLIER, GOOF.

AND I JUST LOST A HALF-WEEK OF PRACTISE.

I'M NEVER GOING TO MAKE THE TEAM NOW.

FOR THE RECORD, I LEARNED TO DO THIS

WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND FOOLISH.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

NO WAY.

THAT'S RIGHT. "BE-BOP" HARRISON

CAN SHAKE IT AND NOT BREAK IT.

[ Chuckling ]

BACK HOME I WAS PART OF THE HIP-HOP TEAM.

2-8-9 LIVES.

I'M NOT PROUD OF IT, BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

THE AUDITION'S IN TWO HOURS. COME ON!

OKAY.

READY?

ONE, AND...

[ ♪♪♪ ]

♪ YEAH, WE UP IN THE CLUB LIKE... ♪

♪ AND WE ALL DANCING TO THE STROBE LIGHT ♪

♪ AND THE DJ JAMMING, GOT THE FLOW LIKE... ♪

♪ HEAD, BODY, BOUNCING AND STEPPING ♪

♪ DRESSED TO IMPRESS IT... ♪

[ Click of button ]

I JUST WANT TO SAY TO YOU...

AND TO THE AUDIENCE OF "CHANGED", TUESDAYS AT 9:00 O'CLOCK,

THAT I'M SORRY.

AND I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY.

NO MATTER WHAT.

I GUESS THAT ONLY LEAVES ONE THING.

WHAT?

TO BUST IT OUT, GIRLFRIEND.

[ Chuckling ]

♪ GET YOUR FEET ON THE FLOOR ♪

♪ GET YOUR BACK OFF THE WALL ♪

♪ AND LET'S GO ♪

♪ O-O-OH ♪

♪ IN THE CLUB, WE... ♪ ♪ BOUNCE, BOUNCE ♪

♪ IN THE CLUB, WE... ♪ ♪ SHAKE THAT THING ♪

♪ IN THE CLUB, WE... ♪ ♪ BOUNCE, BOUNCE ♪

♪ IN THE CLUB, WE... ♪ ♪ GOTTA BOUNCE, YEAH ♪

♪ IN THE CLUB, WE... ♪ ♪ BOUNCE, BOUNCE ♪

♪ COME ON AND BOUNCE AND SHAKE ♪ ♪ SHAKE THAT THING ♪

♪ IN THE CLUB, WE... ♪ ♪ BOUNCE, BOUNCE ♪

♪ IN THE CLUB, WE... ♪ ♪ BOUNCE, BOUNCE, BOUNCE ♪

♪ WE BE UP IN THE CLUB... ♪ ♪ SHAKE THAT THING ♪

Sadie: [ Voice over ] AS IT TURNS OUT,

I NEVER MADE THE TEAM.

OH, YES!

Sadie: [ Voice over ] ARDEN DID.

BUT WHAT DID CHANGE WAS MY FRIENDSHIP WITH MARGARET.

IT, SOMEHOW, GOT EVEN STRONGER.

♪ BOUNCE, BOUNCE ♪ ♪ IN THE CLUB, WE... ♪

♪ SHAKE THAT THING ♪ ♪ IN THE CLUB, WE... ♪

♪ BOUNCE, BOUNCE ♪ ♪ IN THE CLUB, WE... ♪

♪ GOTTA BOUNCE, YEAH ♪ ♪ IN THE CLUB ♪

[ ♪♪♪ ]

MY HOBBIES WOULD PROBABLY INCLUDE SHOPPING.

LOOKING GOOD.

SHOPPING? I... I ALREADY SAID THAT.

[ Giggling ]

[ Thump ]

Jean: SHE'S COORDINATED.

A LITTLE... BIT, RIGHT?

YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.

[ Buzzing of fly ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

AH!

I'M JUST... SO COOL

THAT, UH, ALL THE GIRLS KIND OF FLOCK TO ME.

IT'S... IT'S A CURSE, REALLY.

AND IT'S... HOW'S IT GOING?

SEE YA.

Woman: WHAT ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH SADIE?

I DON'T REALLY THINK THAT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.

[ Smack of kiss ]