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Where am I?

You're alright. Just relax.

Finally waking up. We were starting to get worried about you.

I think I've got electrocuted by my computer.

Really?

That's interesting.

How long have I been out?

How long indeed.

What's possible with me?

We take very good care of our patients here. It's what we do.

Now let's just see if that cock still works.

Can you just sit tight there, handsome?

I'll be right back.

You found yourself a remote.

Good for you, buddy.

Who the fuck are you?

Just your average, everyday doctor.

Look, doctor, you've got to help me. It's going to sound fucked up, but my

computer got struck by lightning, and I got fucked into the browsers, and now

this antivirus bitch is trying to kill me.

Look, you've got to help me get out of here.

That happen to you too?

I've been stuck in here for years.

What? I was browsing browsers on my phone app and making toast, and I got...

sat by the toaster and I found myself here.

What the fuck? How'd I get out?

Who cares?

Back in the real world, I'm just some boring office worker.

Here I can be anything and do anything I want.

I'm a legend.

I've got a wife to get back to.

Lazy, lazy little shit.

More time at the computer than me.

It's his choice.

If he wants...

And if you get my work and flirting with me all month,

it will be maybe better.

What the fucking hell?

What are you doing in a computer?

Yes, my master?

Another user has fallen into the network.

It is being dealt with.

And I also hear that he's got his hands on a remote control.

Hardly being dealt with.

He is confused.

Out of his depth.

He's already infected two brazen seas with improvisation and

witty matter.

Soon all manner of pop culture references will follow. He cannot be

spread. What are your orders now?

Destroy him.

Even if it means deleting this entire scene that he is in.

It shall be done, my master.

Good.

Buddy. Hey, listen, I gotta go. There's two sexy nurses that need my attention.

And if you know what I mean, I'm gonna go have sex with them.

Dude, wait!

You gotta get me out of here, Doc!

What are you doing out of bed? Um, I was... No, no, no. It's way too soon for

you to be up and about. Uh -uh. We are not done at all today.

Um... There's so much more to happen.

But... Mm -mm. You need to just relax for a second and let me continue with my

examination.

That's right.

So, uh, how about you just lay back a little bit?

Very nice.

Alright,

so we'll start with a little bit of a manual examination.

Make sure this cock can get nice and hard.

Very good.

Mr. D, has anybody ever told you that your cock is extremely large?

It's a very, very big cough.

Very impressive.

Very hard.

Well done.

I hope you're having a nice stay here with us at the hospital.

Shit.

I think maybe I could be a little bit more thorough if I could

feel your skin directly.

Make sure that your balls are nice and healthy too, you know.

We are a full -service hospital in case you haven't noticed.

Is that feeling nice?

Yeah, of course.

Okay, with that head just a little bit.

Too rough.

I have to treat things this big delicately.

Yeah, very good.

Get a little bit more prepared.

Nice big tip, Tom.

Sometimes that makes the coffee even harder in there.

a little bit even more.

Ha ha.

Very good. This is Stephanie.

Thank you.

You think that you're going to put your cock up a big dick?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, that's it.

Oh.

Do you like playing with my pussy?

Oh, yes. Don't you like having your fingers up inside it? Uh -huh.

Oh, shit. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Yes, I will speak.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Uh huh.

Can you stand for a minute?

Oh, my God.

She's a fucking whore. Oh,

yes, baby. She's a fucking whore.

Oh, yes, yes.

oh yes

baby that's it oh my

god oh my god yes yes oh shit

Thank you.

Time to die, user.

Hold up. I'm a paying member.

This scene is to be deleted.

And you're with it.

Fuck. Where is it? Where is it?

Please!

I'm just trying to get back to my girlfriend.

Can't keep you watching this. Help me, please!

I'm stuck in porno land!

Jimmy, what are you doing there?

Get out from there!

Imminent. Not so negative!