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Where am I?
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You're alright. Just relax.
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Finally waking up. We were starting to
get worried about you.
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I think I've got electrocuted by my
computer.
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Really?
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That's interesting.
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How long have I been out?
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How long indeed.
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What's possible with me?
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We take very good care of our patients
here. It's what we do.
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Now let's just see if that cock still
works.
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Can you just sit tight there, handsome?
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I'll be right back.
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You found yourself a remote.
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Good for you, buddy.
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Who the fuck are you?
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Just your average, everyday doctor.
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Look, doctor, you've got to help me.
It's going to sound fucked up, but my
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computer got struck by lightning, and I
got fucked into the browsers, and now
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this antivirus bitch is trying to kill
me.
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Look, you've got to help me get out of
here.
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That happen to you too?
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I've been stuck in here for years.
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What? I was browsing browsers on my
phone app and making toast, and I got...
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sat by the toaster and I found myself
here.
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What the fuck? How'd I get out?
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Who cares?
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Back in the real world, I'm just some
boring office worker.
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Here I can be anything and do anything I
want.
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I'm a legend.
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I've got a wife to get back to.
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Lazy, lazy little shit.
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More time at the computer than me.
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It's his choice.
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If he wants...
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And if you get my work and flirting with
me all month,
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it will be maybe better.
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What the fucking hell?
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What are you doing in a computer?
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Yes, my master?
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Another user has fallen into the
network.
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It is being dealt with.
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And I also hear that he's got his hands
on a remote control.
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Hardly being dealt with.
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He is confused.
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Out of his depth.
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He's already infected two brazen seas
with improvisation and
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witty matter.
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Soon all manner of pop culture
references will follow. He cannot be
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spread. What are your orders now?
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Destroy him.
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Even if it means deleting this entire
scene that he is in.
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It shall be done, my master.
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Good.
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Buddy. Hey, listen, I gotta go. There's
two sexy nurses that need my attention.
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And if you know what I mean, I'm gonna
go have sex with them.
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Dude, wait!
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You gotta get me out of here, Doc!
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What are you doing out of bed? Um, I
was... No, no, no. It's way too soon for
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you to be up and about. Uh -uh. We are
not done at all today.
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Um... There's so much more to happen.
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But... Mm -mm. You need to just relax
for a second and let me continue with my
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examination.
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That's right.
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So, uh, how about you just lay back a
little bit?
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Very nice.
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Alright,
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so we'll start with a little bit of a
manual examination.
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Make sure this cock can get nice and
hard.
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Very good.
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Mr. D, has anybody ever told you that
your cock is extremely large?
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It's a very, very big cough.
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Very impressive.
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Very hard.
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Well done.
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I hope you're having a nice stay here
with us at the hospital.
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Shit.
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I think maybe I could be a little bit
more thorough if I could
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feel your skin directly.
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Make sure that your balls are nice and
healthy too, you know.
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We are a full -service hospital in case
you haven't noticed.
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Is that feeling nice?
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Yeah, of course.
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Okay, with that head just a little bit.
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Too rough.
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I have to treat things this big
delicately.
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Yeah, very good.
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Get a little bit more prepared.
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Nice big tip, Tom.
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Sometimes that makes the coffee even
harder in there.
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a little bit even more.
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Ha ha.
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Very good. This is Stephanie.
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Thank you.
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You think that you're going to put your
cock up a big dick?
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Oh.
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Do you like playing with my pussy?
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Oh, yes. Don't you like having your
fingers up inside it? Uh -huh.
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Oh, shit. Yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Yes, I will speak.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Uh huh.
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Can you stand for a minute?
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Oh, my God.
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She's a fucking whore. Oh,
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yes, baby. She's a fucking whore.
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Oh, yes, yes.
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oh yes
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baby that's it oh my
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god oh my god yes yes oh shit
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Thank you.
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Time to die, user.
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Hold up. I'm a paying member.
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This scene is to be deleted.
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And you're with it.
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Fuck. Where is it? Where is it?
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Please!
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I'm just trying to get back to my
girlfriend.
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Can't keep you watching this. Help me,
please!
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I'm stuck in porno land!
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Jimmy, what are you doing there?
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Get out from there!
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Imminent. Not so negative!
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