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Your ex -girlfriend sent you flowers.

Stage five clinger alert.

Nah, it's not that bad.

You know, we actually, um, started, like, kind of talking again.

What? What happened? I thought you couldn't wait to get rid of her.

Yeah, yeah, that was the plan, but, you know, things just work out weird.

But it's fine.

I've decided from now on I'm just going to focus on known evil.

What the hell happened? Did you actually meet somebody even more psycho?

All I know is that I know nothing about women, okay?

And all this changing girlfriend that's just... It's not healthy, so... Yeah,

that's... That's that.

Sorry, David. I have a special assignment for you. Can you hand the

Julia Ashley today, please?

You know, Benny, look, I'm just as psyched as you are that we could find

lady, right? And I know that she's a tremendous talent, but I have a lot of

to do today. I don't think I can be your messenger boy.

David, look, I know she's a little unorthodox with her requests. I

that, okay? But she's at home writing right now, okay? She requested you.

expecting you.

Please, I promise you, one time only, I will not ask you again.

I just don't understand.

Why do you want to do a messenger service or something?

You know, she requested you. I guess you make quite an impression.

Come on.

Please.

Be a team player.

Listen.

If she can do what I think she can do for this publishing house, you're going

have a big corner office by next year, earning three times the salary you are

now.

Seriously.

She's our ticket.

And this is...

In advance for one.

Worth every penny.

This woman is our cash cow. You do see this, don't you?

David. Come on.

Okay.

Okay, fine. I... I'll deliver the letter.

That's fine. But just... I can't take her out to lunch or, you know, take her

anywhere else or anything.

Understood. It's totally understood. Fine. Just...

Give her her check. That's all I want. That's all I'm requesting from you.

Okay? I appreciate it. I really do. I remember it.

Cool?

Thank you.

Hey, Juliet?

Hey, Juliet?

It's David.

I have your check.

Hey, Juliet, I'm just going to leave your check on your doorstep.

Okay?

Okay.

Hey, Juliet!

What are you doing here? What are you doing?

You like to play games, right?

You want to play a game with me? Juliet?

Huh? Go.

Oh, what's the matter? You don't trust me right now?

Oh, fuck.

You're scared for once, huh?

You find this funny? Yeah, I do, actually, Juliet.

Oh, look at this position you found yourself in.

You're compromising us.

Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, yes.

Amen.

Oh my goodness.

Oh, man.

UGH!

What are you doing?

Oh shit

Are you happy?

All right.

Yes, like that.

Do you want to play the game?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yes.

So fucking good. My pussy.

Ew.

You like that?

You like that?

I'll include you.

Mm. Mm.

Mm.

Mmm.

Oh yeah.

Thank you.