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禀告太后
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皇上和长公主
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又要密谋逃走了
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遵旨！
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待会咱们就分头溜出宫去
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为免途上太招摇
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咱们在江南的梅龙镇才会合
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光天化日我们这样走，行不行？
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没问题
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他们全都看不到…
南无阿弥陀佛，全都看不到我
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看不到…
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皇上，你就这样走的话
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宫中岂不是群龙无首吗？
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怎么会？
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母后这么精明
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什么事都要管
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就让她拿主意好了
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别在这碍手碍脚！
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这班人在我眼中，全部都是饭桶！
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皇上在我眼中，何尝不是一个粽子？
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别带我回去吧
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饭桶！
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怎么让长公主跑掉了？
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奴才该死！
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你们这些废物！
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拦住了皇上，却让长公主跑掉
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皇上出宫，最多闹点荒唐事
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公主出宫，一旦出什么问题
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我大明皇族颜面何存？
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到底公主是怎么跑掉的？
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这件事跟我们的部门无关吧
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根据野史记载
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当日长公主是施展大内神功
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用独步灵犀的绝世轻功飞出皇城
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但根据东厂的秘密档案
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2046调查报告白皮书所说
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这个嘛 …
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无双长公主
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当日是施展了她日后独步武林
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脍炙人口的铁头神功
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撞破城门而去！
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不过，这些都不是事实
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根据当日现场目击者的口供
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长公主是轻轻松松
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无惊无险地从大明门走着走着
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就走出去了
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以上是本台的报导
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混帐！
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随便走走就出了皇宫
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那外面的人岂不是
随便走走就进了宫？
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立即追捕公主！
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遵旨！
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你连多走一步的勇气都没有
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怎么能够成为一国之君？
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这棵桃花
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自从先帝去世之后
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这么多年来一直都没有开花
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一定是他在天之灵
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担心着这对儿女的将来
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对不起
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抢东西！
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该死的！
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等我喘过气来 ……
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我一定追到你！
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我很多年前的外号叫小霸王
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任何人都可以很霸道
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只要他够无聊
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两年前，我决定闯荡江湖
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说好听的就是浪迹天涯
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难听的就是无业游民
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今天我碰到一个很无聊的朋友
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他准备跟马贼打架
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我立刻答应了他们
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因为
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我比他更无聊
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龙哥，今天怎么这个造型？
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我长得太好看了
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我希望在杀气方面能够加强点
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当那些敌人一看到我
就知道我身经百战！
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加了大疮就能增加你的杀气吗？
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不是，这大疮
是我吃麻辣火锅吃出来的
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弟兄们
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为了保住我们的地盘
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这一仗，我们一定要赢！
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好！
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杀！
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我们赶时间呀，大人
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- 就是啊
- 你们不要吵！
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你们这帮小喽啰在公共场所持械私斗
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官差大人，我们都是认识的
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不是私斗，不是打架
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知不知道大明法例？
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三个人以上就是非法集会！
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带一公斤以上的兵器就是非法藏械！
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大人，我这把刀用来刮脚皮，才十两重
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十两？
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上磅！
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十两？
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你不到一米八，会有三百斤重？
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搜他！
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你干嘛带把琵琶？
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江湖生活，刀光剑影
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有把琵琶
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时不时拿出来唱唱歌舒缓一下情绪
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这么多话
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我现在多告你一条超速罪
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我几时超速呀？
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看！
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在我们的高速扫描仪器侦测下
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当时你的表情标准
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已经超出了时速一百二十公里
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你能画这么快？
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你敢低估这部仪器？
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拿来！
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这架高速扫描仪器精密之处
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就在于里面有个高速扫描人员
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该死了吧？
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厉害吧，还有更精彩的
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这张是你骑马途中挖鼻屎的样子
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而这张是你百般无聊等待对方出现时
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挖屁股的样子
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这张是你洗澡的样子
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这张是女人！
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是吗？
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对不起
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这张是春花阁小菁送给我的
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总之你死定了，李一龙！
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我的妆化成这样你也认得我？
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你化成灰我都认得出你！
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你就是梅龙镇大厨金菜刀的儿子！
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你怎么知道我这么多？
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我怎会不知道？
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别动！
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你小时候就流着鼻涕去打穿人家窗户
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长大了就联群结党去凌辱村民
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简直是神憎鬼厌！
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你到底是谁？
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你的易容术是谁教你的？
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陈校长？
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刚才没了胡子你就不认识我
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枉我一番心血教导你
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知不知错？
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- 知道
- 知道又怎么样？
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打五十下手板
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本来就是打五十大板
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但是你妆化得乱七八糟，多打三十！
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在这个时候，我想起陈校长说过
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在外面游历的浪子
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就好像秋天的落叶一样
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当秋风过后，他们就会落地归根
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不知道家乡下的
那棵树的叶子落了没有？
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家乡的人有没有想着我？
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他虽然很用力打我
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但我知道他的心很痛
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他说不想再见到我
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其实是给我一条路走
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我很感激你，陈校长！
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凤姐，怎么了？
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杀气
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我感觉到有一股杀气
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小霸王回来了！
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快逃啊！
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你估不到…
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去年义弟对我说
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被龙凤店那个臭婆娘教训了一顿
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我还以为多厉害
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原来是这等货色
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你哪位？
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我是江湖号称千手如来
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铁掌无敌左冷禅
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我今天来是为我义弟报仇的
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铁掌无敌！无敌 …
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- 无敌
- 让我来！
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根据左冷禅的江湖血泪史描述
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当时的情形其实是这样的
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我栽在小霸王兄妹手上
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我除了败在… 不，不好意思
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我栽在小霸王兄妹手上
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其实不是这个版本
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他们用乱棍打我
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用街头霸王四十二式最残酷那招
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我就栽在一张折椅上
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现在还经常会出血
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不打啦！不打啦！
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我怕了你们俩！不打啦！
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好吃吗？
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一碗用爱心做出来的面
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能不好吃吗？
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不行
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比老妈的手艺差得远了
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我走了两年，你一点长进也没有？
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学学我嘛
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你看
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妈死之前，给你这条手链
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是希望你遇到对的人就交给她
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都忘了吧？
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说我？你那条呢？
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说你这人没长进
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你以为我不想？
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整个村的人谁不知道你是我哥？
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还有谁敢追我？
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你可别赖我！
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不看你自己像个男人婆似的谁敢追！
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你看我
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从头到脚
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哪个地方像男人？
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先生
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请问你，这附近有客栈吗？
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趁早死吧你！
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对不起
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所以说，你就别赖你哥吓走那些乡民
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为了证实与我无关
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我现在就去看望他们
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龙哥
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请我喝喜酒？
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我代表乡民把这绝交信交给你
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信里写得清清楚楚
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希望你以后千万别找我们
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从此以后，大家河水不犯井水
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你有病呀？
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一点都不顾别人感受？
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既然信里写得清清楚楚
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用不着你再口述一次吧？
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靠！
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龙哥！
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黑猪！
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别以为这里没有人喜欢我
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- 你回来了？
- 阿狗，你好
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这位是？
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也就只有这些畜生愿意跟你交朋友
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连名字都叫猪朋狗友
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龙哥！
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他的名字可不叫畜生
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快告诉凤姐，你的名字叫什么？
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情比金坚！
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不是外号，真名呀！
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罗曼蒂克！
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看到妹妹一身男人的打扮
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我完全可以理解
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当一个女人极度渴望她的意中人出现
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但是又没出现
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她的潜意识
就会令她装扮心目中那个人
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我感应到她
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是因为我们从小就有心灵感应
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我知道她现在想什么
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真棒！感应到哥哥了？
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真的感应到？
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有眼屎也不擦掉
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好！替你找个老公
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我小霸王李一龙
叫大家来是为了一件事
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我知道你们不喜欢我
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老实说，我也不喜欢你们
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但你们不可以因为我而对我妹有偏见
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今天跟大家说
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就是要帮我妹找一个真心爱她的男人
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如果他经得起我们梅龙镇
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那个万试万灵的真心炉考验
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如果他真心真意爱一个人
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就算伸手进去也不会烧到
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证明他是真心不怕红炉火
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我就会把我妹妹嫁给他
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而我阿龙…
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就会离开梅龙镇
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这辈子都不回来！
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谁敢来试？
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我！我！我！我 …
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这么踊跃？
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没一个真心喜欢我妹妹
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全都只想我走
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活该全变成烧猪手！
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好！
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不帮我妹妹找到好男人
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我是不会离开梅龙镇
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太感动了
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龙哥这番话
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令我想起《大话西游》里面
孙悟空他说过
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曾经有一碗热辣辣的牛腩面摆在面前
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但我没有吃
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到面凉了之后才后悔莫及
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尘世间最痛苦的事莫过于此
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你说这话跟龙哥说的话有关系吗？
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一点都没关系
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可我感动嘛
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各位乡亲父老
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为了答谢大家多年来对龙凤店的厚爱
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龙凤店今天实行八折酬宾
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而且推出龙凤鸳鸯包
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以及超级无敌炸腊肠套餐
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头三位客人还加送神秘礼物
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千万别错过！
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你这混蛋！
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我酬宾，又不是要你捐款！
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龙哥，我已经吃过午饭了
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宵夜和晚饭不用吃？
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来！来！
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妹妹，有人心脏病呀
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你混蛋装死？
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凤姐，龙哥这样做只是为了帮你
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一个客人都没有，帮什么？
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他像支杀虫水一样堵在门口
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连苍蝇都不飞进来了
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好！走着瞧！
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- 你们还没付钱的，回来！
- 快走！
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走去哪啊？
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来
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龙哥，你不是故意捉弄我吧？
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故意作弄？我来关照你！
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但是我的客人全都跑去关照你的店了
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这批不走怎会有第二批呢？
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你老坐在这儿，哪还有人敢来？
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向右不行
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向左也不行
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前面还有个人挡着
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奇怪，我的心怎会跳得这么厉害？
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难道是妹妹？
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原来
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真是她看到那位公子
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心跳得碰碰响
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好！让哥哥帮你安排这段姻缘
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加一个位，快！
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老兄，好身手！
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坐下喝杯酒！
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当时我和他的距离是七公尺零五公分
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在不够四分一柱香的时间
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我做了个决定
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我看他人品不错，身材也挺好
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所以我决定把他介绍给我妹妹
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当时我距离这个人是三公尺零八公分
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在不到四分一柱香的时间里
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我做了一个决定
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既然我身上的银两没了
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这个傻冒儿说要请客
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所以我决定吃死他
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当时我的心情乱到
不知道跟他们距离有多少
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连香都不用点
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我就作出了一个决定
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我一找到机会，就放毒药毒死他们！
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这位相公非常特别
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我从来没见过我哥
这么热情招待一位客人
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他们每天在小泉居喝酒聊天
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看来他不只吸引了我哥
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还吸引了我
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你肚子很饿？吃块鸡
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- 好吃
- 我们梅龙镇的鸡非常好吃
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喂！我的酒呢？
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- 喂！来喝酒！
- 干杯
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♪ 与龙哥共举杯 ♪
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♪ 萍水相逢作朋友 ♪
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♪ 世间相聚不容易 ♪
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♪ 请你再饮这杯酒 ♪
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♪ 好贤弟 庆相逢 ♪
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♪ 一见如故说风流 ♪
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♪ 投缘就是好兄弟 ♪
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♪ 今夜与你喝个够 ♪
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♪ 与龙哥称兄弟 ♪
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♪ 千杯不醉乐悠悠 ♪
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♪ 楼台近水月当空 ♪
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♪ 酒逢冤家又何求 ♪
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♪ 好贤弟 喝一杯 ♪
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♪ 人生梦醒再回首 ♪
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♪ 百年好酒千杯少 ♪
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♪ 那怕老板要我走 ♪
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♪ 关我什么事？ ♪
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♪ 金镶玉 凤求凰 ♪
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♪ 人间最难配成双 ♪
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♪ 天下知己当你我 ♪
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♪ 只恨时光太匆忙 ♪
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♪ 说不完 喝不够 ♪
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♪ 最难得是好朋友 ♪
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♪ 酒逢知己千杯少 ♪
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♪ 只恨时光太匆忙 ♪
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龙兄
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这儿虽然又吃又住招呼周到
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不过…
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我想我还是该走了
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不错
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天下没不散的筵席
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再这么下去，我也不知能顶多久
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开始我以为我请你一顿
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你怎么也得回请我一顿
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结果顿顿都是我请
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不过我不是一个小器的人
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我只不过是一个有什么就说什么的人
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我知道你一定有困难
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这儿有些银子
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你拿去吧
387
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:06,541
根据无双公主日后出版的回忆录
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《我和小霸王的一段情》里记载
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当晚，当小霸王抱着她的时候
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她经历了人生中一个极度难忘的时刻
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她第一次有心跳的感觉
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但是，在小霸王的回忆录中
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对那晚的描述又是另一个版本
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多多保重！
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不过，根据小泉居老板的回忆录
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《誓不低头》
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「我与小霸王对抗30年」里面描述
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其实情形是这样的
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当晚很混乱
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也不知道谁抱着谁
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场面极度感人
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送完又送，抱完又抱
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又抱又送，没完没了
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00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:51,208
反正就是依依不舍
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送君千里终须一别
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我还是不送了
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送君千里终须一别
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不知不觉都送了你一个月
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再送就送到你家了
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00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:07,583
这次真的不送了
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保重！
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哥，其实两个人吃饭
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还是没有三个人吃饭开心
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妹妹，你别发愁
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我知道你想着王相公，我有办法
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什么办法？
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这玩意
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是我这几年闯荡江湖时学回来的
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叫做念力
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00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,583
如果你想那个人出现
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只要你集中精神看同一点
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看着看着它就会出现了
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哥，看这么久你累不累呀？
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当然累，我现在全身肌肉都僵了
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00:25:21,083 --> 00:25:22,125
连眼皮都合不上
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快帮我找大夫，快！
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- 这么早？
- 对呀
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先坐，煮碗面给你吃
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- 又回来看看？
- 对
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那你随便
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♪ 天下知己当你我 ♪
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00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:08,208
♪ 只恨时光太匆忙 ♪
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00:26:08,916 --> 00:26:11,583
♪ 说不完 喝不够 ♪
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00:26:11,666 --> 00:26:14,291
♪ 最难得是好朋友 ♪
435
00:26:14,375 --> 00:26:17,916
♪ 酒逢知己千杯少 ♪
436
00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:23,708
♪ 只恨时光太匆忙 ♪
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00:26:29,833 --> 00:26:32,458
♪ 阿龙哥 举目瞧 ♪
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00:26:32,541 --> 00:26:35,125
♪举目瞧♪
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00:26:35,208 --> 00:26:37,916
♪ 那太阳月亮又一双 ♪
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00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,625
♪又一双♪
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00:26:40,708 --> 00:26:43,125
♪ 日夜更替紧相随 ♪
442
00:26:43,208 --> 00:26:44,500
♪紧相随♪
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00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:48,041
♪ 相辉相映如我俩 ♪
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情比金坚，什么名？
445
00:26:51,291 --> 00:26:52,291
不喝了！
446
00:26:52,958 --> 00:26:55,041
这死鬼的真名叫正德王
447
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:58,125
参见圣上！
448
00:26:58,208 --> 00:26:59,458
平身！
449
00:27:00,666 --> 00:27:02,625
快点走吧！不要阻碍他们！
450
00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:05,208
小王八蛋，我拿刀砍死你！
451
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:06,583
回去睡吧，笨蛋！
452
00:27:08,833 --> 00:27:10,333
神经病！
453
00:27:15,041 --> 00:27:16,041
贤弟
454
00:27:17,041 --> 00:27:19,000
看你样子，该到婚娶的时候了
455
00:27:20,291 --> 00:27:21,791
为何尚未成亲？
456
00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:25,125
我没找到如意郎君
457
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:26,833
如意郎君？
458
00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:30,708
你当自己是女人？
459
00:27:30,791 --> 00:27:32,416
我就是女人！
460
00:27:36,666 --> 00:27:38,291
那我妹妹岂不是男人？
461
00:27:38,375 --> 00:27:41,083
是呀，每个人看到我都叫我先生
462
00:27:41,166 --> 00:27:42,750
我扮给你们看
463
00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:44,250
等一下
464
00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:50,291
我像不像个男人？
465
00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:51,375
像！
466
00:27:51,583 --> 00:27:52,583
看我的
467
00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:57,666
我像不像个女人？
468
00:27:59,916 --> 00:28:00,916
好像！
469
00:28:01,541 --> 00:28:02,541
轮到我！
470
00:28:03,375 --> 00:28:04,375
哥！
471
00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:07,833
我们俩耍一套虎鹤双形拳
给王相公看看
472
00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:10,958
哥
473
00:28:11,333 --> 00:28:13,666
你这女装真是太美了
474
00:29:31,916 --> 00:29:32,916
完了！
475
00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:34,500
我是金枝玉叶
476
00:29:34,958 --> 00:29:36,416
跟他有了肌肤之亲
477
00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:38,083
他日怎么向母后交代？
478
00:29:38,708 --> 00:29:40,791
他是一介莽夫，而我堂堂一个长公主
479
00:29:40,875 --> 00:29:42,291
母后怎么会答应呢？
480
00:29:42,916 --> 00:29:43,916
人妖！
481
00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:47,291
忘了换衣服
482
00:29:58,583 --> 00:29:59,625
先刷牙吧
483
00:30:01,875 --> 00:30:03,500
你哥神里神经的
484
00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:06,791
他以前也不是这个样子
485
00:30:07,375 --> 00:30:09,875
自从被那个富家小姐抛弃之后
486
00:30:09,958 --> 00:30:11,666
才性情大变的
487
00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:17,500
其实那个富家小姐小时候也是很穷的
488
00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:20,083
她跟她爷爷住在村外
489
00:30:20,708 --> 00:30:23,166
有一年，她摔断了腿
490
00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:25,916
我哥每天背着她
走二十多里地去看大夫
491
00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:29,458
还帮她做好晚饭，送她回家
492
00:30:31,083 --> 00:30:32,875
后来她爹在京城里发了财
493
00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:34,708
便觉得我哥配不上她
494
00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,125
让他们断绝来往
495
00:30:36,666 --> 00:30:39,708
我哥伤心之下，被迫出外闯荡世界
496
00:30:39,791 --> 00:30:42,583
其实我知道
他是不想留在这个伤心地
497
00:30:43,041 --> 00:30:44,875
对不起，我激动了一点
498
00:30:45,583 --> 00:30:48,291
他总希望有一天可以在外面碰见她
499
00:30:48,375 --> 00:30:50,541
那怕是只看她一眼，他就满足了
500
00:30:51,291 --> 00:30:52,375
你干嘛？
501
00:30:52,458 --> 00:30:55,166
刚刚洗完脸，顺便擦擦背
502
00:30:56,291 --> 00:30:57,416
要不要洗脚？
503
00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:04,416
你好像我爹啊
504
00:31:06,625 --> 00:31:08,000
满嘴冒泡
505
00:31:09,041 --> 00:31:10,083
以前
506
00:31:10,791 --> 00:31:13,708
我娘也是这样帮我爹擦背的
507
00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:16,958
喂！
508
00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:18,833
一起出去逛街！
509
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,125
这个盆里的水呢
510
00:31:43,208 --> 00:31:45,541
是从天山姻缘洞里拿来的
511
00:31:45,958 --> 00:31:48,791
可以照到尘世间种种奇异的姻缘
512
00:31:48,875 --> 00:31:52,083
能不能照出十二指肠和胃溃疡呀？
513
00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:56,166
戴顶帽贴了胡子
我就认不出你情比金坚？
514
00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:59,333
龙哥，我只是做兼职
515
00:31:59,416 --> 00:32:01,291
也不能天天全职当流氓呀
516
00:32:02,375 --> 00:32:05,208
不过它是真的，个个试过都说灵
517
00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:06,291
是吗？
518
00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:08,333
照照我们看
519
00:32:09,875 --> 00:32:10,875
行了
520
00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:17,041
是啊，你们的缘份可以做闺中姐妹
521
00:32:18,791 --> 00:32:20,333
- 好呀！好呀！
- 你胡说什么？
522
00:32:21,333 --> 00:32:22,708
那再照照我们俩
523
00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:28,208
你们两个呢，就可以做夫妻了
524
00:32:34,125 --> 00:32:35,125
妹妹！
525
00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:37,458
滚一边去！待会儿跟你算帐！
526
00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:38,541
妹妹！
527
00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,125
真是笑死我了
528
00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:43,541
两个男人怎么可以结为夫妻呢？
529
00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:47,541
不是啊，你们刚才照的时候
530
00:32:47,625 --> 00:32:49,375
那水面震得好厉害
531
00:32:49,458 --> 00:32:51,208
影子不断地摇动
532
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:54,250
这个就叫做「镜花水月」
533
00:32:54,333 --> 00:32:56,541
似真非真，似假非假
534
00:32:57,375 --> 00:33:00,208
你会跟水影中的阿龙有段姻缘
535
00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:02,000
但是你不会和你身边这个
536
00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:05,083
既不高大又不矮小的阿龙有结果
537
00:33:07,041 --> 00:33:08,125
你说什么？
538
00:33:08,875 --> 00:33:10,041
当你得到那对
539
00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:13,791
天下无双，缘定今生龙凤配指环时
540
00:33:13,875 --> 00:33:15,958
你就会找到「镜花水月」里面
541
00:33:16,041 --> 00:33:17,166
真心爱你的人
542
00:33:18,125 --> 00:33:19,125
记住
543
00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:21,166
这种宿世姻缘叫做
544
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:24,666
桃花树下千里姻缘一线牵
545
00:33:24,958 --> 00:33:27,291
记住，桃花树下
546
00:33:27,750 --> 00:33:28,750
你耍我？
547
00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:30,333
我不是开玩笑，公主
548
00:33:31,291 --> 00:33:33,125
皇兄正德皇收工啦！
549
00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:37,750
吓死我了
550
00:33:41,041 --> 00:33:42,125
公主？
551
00:33:42,791 --> 00:33:44,000
他怎么知道我是女人？
552
00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:50,166
疯疯癫癫的
553
00:34:14,291 --> 00:34:15,291
老大爷
554
00:34:15,833 --> 00:34:16,833
老大爷
555
00:34:17,583 --> 00:34:18,416
老大爷
556
00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:20,500
我被人跟踪，麻烦你帮我挡挡
557
00:34:21,416 --> 00:34:22,500
没问题
558
00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:23,583
公主
559
00:34:26,083 --> 00:34:27,583
你是谁？
560
00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:28,750
微臣赵飞
561
00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:31,833
退休前御临军教头
562
00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:34,458
微臣奉太后之命，微服…
563
00:34:34,791 --> 00:34:36,500
微服追查公主下落
564
00:34:36,583 --> 00:34:37,625
太后密旨…
565
00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:40,166
不得惊动这里的地方官
566
00:34:40,250 --> 00:34:41,666
- 希望不要…
- 不许叫！
567
00:34:42,958 --> 00:34:45,208
不许跟着我！别跟着我！
568
00:34:51,666 --> 00:34:54,166
知府大老爷的公子你都敢撞？
569
00:34:55,708 --> 00:34:57,000
你还左看右看？
570
00:34:57,083 --> 00:34:58,583
我在跟你说话呢！
571
00:34:58,666 --> 00:35:00,083
是不是想我抓你回去？
572
00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:03,750
千万不要泄露身分
573
00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:06,125
若他们带公主去衙门，我们跟着去
574
00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:13,000
哥，他们把王相公抓去
575
00:35:13,083 --> 00:35:14,291
会不会毒打他？
576
00:35:14,375 --> 00:35:15,375
不会
577
00:35:15,791 --> 00:35:18,416
你刚才不见突然多了一些人帮王相公
578
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:19,666
我觉得有古怪
579
00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:21,333
对呀
580
00:35:21,416 --> 00:35:22,416
跟我来
581
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,333
他们都是大内高手
582
00:35:24,416 --> 00:35:26,041
一定会保护公主！
583
00:35:28,458 --> 00:35:30,708
究竟刚才谁有份咬我的耳朵？
584
00:35:32,083 --> 00:35:33,166
没人敢认是吧？
585
00:35:33,250 --> 00:35:35,583
待会我爹出来，你们就知道味道！
586
00:35:38,041 --> 00:35:39,041
爹！
587
00:35:47,666 --> 00:35:50,375
你们这班汪洋大盗，简直目无王法
588
00:35:50,458 --> 00:35:52,083
竟敢殴打本官！
589
00:35:52,166 --> 00:35:53,041
有什么不敢？
590
00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:55,041
我们都是江湖上的金牌打手！
591
00:35:55,125 --> 00:35:56,583
你们什么字头？
592
00:35:57,125 --> 00:35:59,125
我家主人，朱字头！
593
00:35:59,750 --> 00:36:02,041
山东响马猪油渣嘛
594
00:36:02,791 --> 00:36:03,791
再打！
595
00:36:03,833 --> 00:36:04,875
我说错了吗？
596
00:36:12,708 --> 00:36:13,833
知府大人说
597
00:36:14,541 --> 00:36:16,625
这件事情不属于刑事殴打
598
00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:18,375
只不过是一宗民事诉讼
599
00:36:18,916 --> 00:36:20,458
本衙门不接受这宗案
600
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,166
马上放了这些人！
601
00:36:23,458 --> 00:36:25,291
你是谁？你说放就放？
602
00:36:25,666 --> 00:36:27,250
这位公子这么多话
603
00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:28,583
请到后面谈一谈
604
00:36:28,666 --> 00:36:30,125
怕你呀？进就进！
605
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,333
阿成！阿全！阿龙！
606
00:36:32,416 --> 00:36:33,958
阿权！阿正！阿强！
607
00:36:34,041 --> 00:36:35,041
统统进来！
608
00:36:37,708 --> 00:36:38,708
来吧
609
00:36:40,875 --> 00:36:41,875
啥事？
610
00:36:42,208 --> 00:36:43,208
走吧！
611
00:36:43,583 --> 00:36:45,208
别吵！别跟着我！
612
00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:49,375
- 参见…
- 不准叫！
613
00:36:55,958 --> 00:36:57,458
- 参见…
- 不准叫！
614
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,583
不要惊动乡民
615
00:37:00,958 --> 00:37:05,000
派便服侍卫贴身保护公主离开本镇
616
00:37:05,083 --> 00:37:07,750
我们会在三里外的山坡上接应
617
00:37:07,833 --> 00:37:08,833
是
618
00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:11,458
你到底什么人？
619
00:37:17,791 --> 00:37:18,625
我要走了
620
00:37:18,708 --> 00:37:19,708
走？
621
00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:22,333
那我妹怎么办？泡完溜？
622
00:37:22,416 --> 00:37:24,625
我才是被人那个那个呢
623
00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:28,958
一龙，听我说
624
00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:31,583
你记住今天我跟你说的话
625
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:33,333
说！
626
00:37:35,458 --> 00:37:38,208
那晚我们大家喝醉了，有了肌肤之亲
627
00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:40,000
这是铁一般的事实
628
00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:42,333
做男人不可以推卸责任的
629
00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:45,333
对呀！
630
00:37:46,583 --> 00:37:49,916
做丈夫的要对妻子千依百顺
631
00:37:50,541 --> 00:37:52,791
呵护备至，温柔体贴
632
00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:54,750
别跟她顶嘴
633
00:37:59,083 --> 00:38:00,750
应该是女人对男人才对呀
634
00:38:00,833 --> 00:38:02,208
别吵！让他说完！
635
00:38:05,166 --> 00:38:06,916
老婆是用来体谅的
636
00:38:09,541 --> 00:38:11,666
她可能娇生惯养一点
637
00:38:12,208 --> 00:38:13,833
有时又很调皮
638
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:15,666
你就迁就她一下
639
00:38:15,750 --> 00:38:16,875
我不会这样子的！
640
00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:18,791
别吵！等我把话讲完！
641
00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:24,833
如果你可以做到这样
642
00:38:24,916 --> 00:38:26,750
就是个好丈夫了，知道吗？
643
00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:29,416
你跟我说干什么？你跟你自己说嘛！
644
00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:31,833
我会回来接你的
645
00:38:31,875 --> 00:38:34,125
你接我干嘛？你接她才对！
646
00:38:42,375 --> 00:38:43,416
你没事吧？
647
00:38:58,041 --> 00:39:00,291
王相公，你搁错肩膀哭吧？
648
00:39:41,041 --> 00:39:42,375
你上京吧
649
00:39:43,541 --> 00:39:45,833
他都不理我
650
00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:47,583
我不是说你
651
00:39:54,583 --> 00:39:55,666
我真的走了
652
00:39:57,583 --> 00:39:58,875
你几时再回来？
653
00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:01,916
你做的菜这么好吃，我一定会再回来
654
00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:11,250
你怎么了？
655
00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:15,375
我以为，他抱着我的时候…
656
00:40:15,458 --> 00:40:16,666
我会很兴奋
657
00:40:17,333 --> 00:40:19,541
但为什么没有那种心跳的感觉？
658
00:40:21,291 --> 00:40:22,416
这是怎么回事？
659
00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:25,291
那么多朝廷命官护着他
660
00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:27,041
他到底是什么人？
661
00:40:27,791 --> 00:40:29,333
我记得他有个包袱在这儿
662
00:40:29,416 --> 00:40:30,333
你在这儿小便！
663
00:40:30,416 --> 00:40:31,875
茅坑有人在用呀！
664
00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:35,125
- 什么事？
- 我来拿！我来拿！
665
00:40:35,916 --> 00:40:38,250
- 干什么？
- 别吵！紧张时刻！
666
00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:45,708
他是皇上？
667
00:40:46,125 --> 00:40:47,541
我跟皇上打过滚？
668
00:40:50,458 --> 00:40:52,333
凤姐男朋友是皇帝！
669
00:40:52,416 --> 00:40:55,916
凤姐男朋友是皇帝…
670
00:40:56,875 --> 00:40:58,166
凤姐要做皇妃啦
671
00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:00,708
情比金坚，你到哪去？
672
00:41:01,708 --> 00:41:03,916
我有事，一会儿再回来找你
673
00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:06,708
走！全给我走！
674
00:41:07,166 --> 00:41:08,750
我最讨厌人势利眼！
675
00:41:09,041 --> 00:41:10,625
以前不见你们对我妹妹这么好？
676
00:41:10,708 --> 00:41:12,125
现在才来巴结
677
00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:13,916
龙凤店不做你们生意！
678
00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:15,875
到处都有人在说
679
00:41:17,291 --> 00:41:19,541
龙哥，外面传得很厉害
680
00:41:20,041 --> 00:41:22,916
说皇上只是玩弄你妹妹
681
00:41:23,291 --> 00:41:24,333
皇上不是那种人
682
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:26,875
我跟他生活过一段时间
683
00:41:27,541 --> 00:41:28,541
我很了解他
684
00:41:29,708 --> 00:41:31,666
我不会让我妹妹沦为玩偶
685
00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:44,166
好！我明天就上京找皇上
686
00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:21,333
奴才该死！
687
00:42:21,416 --> 00:42:23,125
简直是一派胡言！
688
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,333
大风能把公主吹走吗？
689
00:42:26,083 --> 00:42:27,750
如果不把公主找回来
690
00:42:28,166 --> 00:42:29,666
你们就人头不保！
691
00:42:31,791 --> 00:42:32,791
母后息怒！
692
00:42:34,291 --> 00:42:36,291
孩儿只是想请示母后
693
00:42:36,791 --> 00:42:38,916
请母后准许孩儿带大内密探
694
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,791
一起去把皇妹找回来
695
00:42:42,708 --> 00:42:45,333
希望有个戴罪立功的机会
696
00:42:46,166 --> 00:42:48,166
以表示孩儿对母后的歉意
697
00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:49,250
你去吧
698
00:42:49,583 --> 00:42:50,583
谢母后！
699
00:42:51,791 --> 00:42:54,333
真是借口不怕老土，只要被接受
700
00:42:54,416 --> 00:42:56,583
我的演技越来越出色了
701
00:42:56,666 --> 00:42:59,083
这次终于可以出去走走
702
00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:03,583
哥！
703
00:43:05,375 --> 00:43:06,458
哥！
704
00:43:06,541 --> 00:43:07,916
- 凤姐
- 看到我哥吗？
705
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,333
我找一早上了
706
00:43:09,416 --> 00:43:11,291
我刚刚在桥头上还看到他
707
00:43:11,375 --> 00:43:13,125
他好像去找王相公
708
00:43:13,208 --> 00:43:14,416
找王相公？
709
00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:18,541
又是你？
710
00:43:19,416 --> 00:43:21,916
你以为你是谁？讨打
711
00:43:25,375 --> 00:43:26,666
自从上次之后
712
00:43:27,750 --> 00:43:29,416
我回去苦练我的刀法
713
00:43:30,041 --> 00:43:33,125
终于，让我领悟到无敌鸳鸯刀
714
00:43:34,083 --> 00:43:36,833
这次来，是想再领教你们兄妹俩
715
00:44:26,625 --> 00:44:29,416
这套剑法，莫非是失传已久的…
716
00:44:31,291 --> 00:44:34,208
没错，正是眉来眼去剑法！
717
00:44:34,291 --> 00:44:36,750
这套剑法精粹就是刚中带柔
718
00:44:36,833 --> 00:44:39,250
厮杀中带着无限温馨
719
00:44:39,333 --> 00:44:40,958
以勾魂摄魄的眼神
720
00:44:41,041 --> 00:44:43,083
杀敌于无形之中！
721
00:44:43,166 --> 00:44:44,166
看招
722
00:44:58,375 --> 00:44:59,375
实在太邪！
723
00:44:59,875 --> 00:45:00,958
我要再加强功力！
724
00:45:02,625 --> 00:45:04,333
好！我也要加强功力！
725
00:45:04,416 --> 00:45:05,708
喂！借我点眼神！
726
00:45:05,791 --> 00:45:06,791
我？
727
00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:13,541
好一朵江南小野花！
728
00:45:16,666 --> 00:45:18,125
最多就是这样了
729
00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:19,750
这个行不行？
730
00:45:21,958 --> 00:45:23,041
不要这样吧
731
00:45:24,083 --> 00:45:25,083
还不行？
732
00:45:26,250 --> 00:45:27,083
这个行不行？
733
00:45:27,166 --> 00:45:29,708
都说别这样呀！
734
00:45:34,583 --> 00:45:35,750
我们给你眼神！
735
00:45:38,916 --> 00:45:39,916
行！
736
00:45:49,666 --> 00:45:50,708
我的链子断了
737
00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:52,750
小心！这刀有毒！
738
00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:54,708
不把毒血吸出来，麻烦就大了！
739
00:45:58,916 --> 00:46:01,083
我第一次感觉到爱情的心跳
740
00:46:01,708 --> 00:46:03,416
可是在这生死关头
741
00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:05,500
我竟然开始胡思乱想
742
00:46:09,750 --> 00:46:10,916
从她的指尖之中
743
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,833
我知道她在胡思乱想
744
00:46:12,916 --> 00:46:14,041
我何尝不是呢？
745
00:46:25,250 --> 00:46:26,625
高公子在干什么？
746
00:46:27,416 --> 00:46:29,041
可能是在胡思乱想吧
747
00:46:47,750 --> 00:46:50,500
今天，从这个高公子口中知道
748
00:46:50,583 --> 00:46:52,333
他原来是戏班唱戏的
749
00:46:52,750 --> 00:46:55,333
就像我哥一样，四海为家
750
00:46:56,041 --> 00:46:57,416
晚上，他又突然回来了
751
00:46:57,500 --> 00:47:01,208
说怕左冷禅再出现，要贴身保护我
752
00:47:02,291 --> 00:47:03,916
我没办法拒绝
753
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,833
因为他有一种令人无法抗拒的威严
754
00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:09,750
睡不着？
755
00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:14,750
不是
756
00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:18,541
别胡思乱想了，睡吧
757
00:47:19,083 --> 00:47:21,083
我不会做出不君子的越轨行为
758
00:47:23,791 --> 00:47:24,916
又怎么了？
759
00:47:26,541 --> 00:47:27,708
胳膊冷
760
00:47:28,375 --> 00:47:29,833
那我手搭你身上好不好？
761
00:47:29,916 --> 00:47:30,916
随便
762
00:47:36,250 --> 00:47:37,291
你冷吗？
763
00:47:37,375 --> 00:47:38,375
一点点
764
00:47:39,291 --> 00:47:41,333
要不要…帮你？
765
00:47:42,166 --> 00:47:43,166
也好
766
00:47:48,041 --> 00:47:49,250
现在有没有暖一点？
767
00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:50,750
暖一点
768
00:47:51,166 --> 00:47:52,250
不过脚有点冷
769
00:47:52,750 --> 00:47:54,208
那搭在一起吧
770
00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:55,958
不如我们抱紧一点
771
00:48:00,541 --> 00:48:02,541
好了，现在可以睡觉了
772
00:48:03,041 --> 00:48:04,625
不要胡思乱想啦
773
00:48:10,083 --> 00:48:12,208
你觉不觉得有点热？
774
00:48:12,291 --> 00:48:13,291
对呀
775
00:48:13,708 --> 00:48:15,541
怎么多了这么多手手脚脚？
776
00:48:16,333 --> 00:48:18,416
你们给我出去！
777
00:48:19,291 --> 00:48:20,583
凤姐！
778
00:48:21,125 --> 00:48:22,125
凤姐！
779
00:48:22,458 --> 00:48:23,666
- 公子！
- 放手！
780
00:48:25,833 --> 00:48:27,791
你们在搞什么东西？
781
00:48:27,875 --> 00:48:29,041
贴身保护！
782
00:48:30,958 --> 00:48:31,958
皇上
783
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,125
你跟太后说出来找长公主的
784
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:35,791
可是你一出来就找女人
785
00:48:36,291 --> 00:48:38,541
这件事情如果给太后知道了
786
00:48:38,625 --> 00:48:39,708
那我们可就惨了
787
00:48:43,125 --> 00:48:44,833
各位大哥啊
788
00:48:44,916 --> 00:48:47,333
其实我比你们还更惨呀
789
00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:49,958
我一出生就没得挑，要做皇帝
790
00:48:50,625 --> 00:48:52,666
其实我是一个天真活泼
791
00:48:52,791 --> 00:48:54,500
充满创意的年轻人
792
00:48:54,958 --> 00:48:57,416
我最大的理想就是改变这个世界！
793
00:48:57,500 --> 00:48:58,500
皇上
794
00:48:58,750 --> 00:48:59,791
你什么意思？
795
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,458
其实我的意思就是不拘小节
796
00:49:04,541 --> 00:49:07,583
以后君臣见面，就握握手
797
00:49:07,666 --> 00:49:09,250
要不然就敬个礼
798
00:49:09,333 --> 00:49:10,333
再不然…
799
00:49:14,458 --> 00:49:16,416
刚刚的感觉是不是很舒服？
800
00:49:19,541 --> 00:49:20,833
皇上！
801
00:49:22,208 --> 00:49:23,208
乖！
802
00:49:25,291 --> 00:49:28,208
我那感人的演技，又再一次成功了
803
00:49:33,541 --> 00:49:35,416
就凭我生平绝学草上飞轻功
804
00:49:35,833 --> 00:49:37,666
三日之内就可到达皇宫
805
00:49:45,041 --> 00:49:47,333
喂！我在这儿呢！
806
00:49:51,625 --> 00:49:52,750
我来啦！
807
00:49:52,833 --> 00:49:54,041
别过来！
808
00:49:56,166 --> 00:49:57,666
叫了你，还是往里掉
809
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,416
你怎么会在这儿？
810
00:50:00,208 --> 00:50:01,916
- 我，我是来找 …
- 我呀？
811
00:50:04,458 --> 00:50:06,208
要不然咱们大声喊救命吧
812
00:50:06,291 --> 00:50:07,291
得了吧
813
00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:09,583
男人大丈夫轻易向人求救的吗？
814
00:50:10,583 --> 00:50:12,916
让我用草上飞的轻功救你出去吧
815
00:50:14,791 --> 00:50:17,833
我的轻功在烂泥中很难发挥作用
816
00:50:19,458 --> 00:50:21,083
晒几天，泥巴干了就好了
817
00:50:22,166 --> 00:50:23,166
放心
818
00:50:23,666 --> 00:50:24,958
雨过就会天晴
819
00:50:27,291 --> 00:50:28,958
渴死啦
820
00:50:29,416 --> 00:50:31,000
好想喝水呀
821
00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:32,958
所以说你不够江湖经验
822
00:50:33,041 --> 00:50:35,041
那天下雨
你看我嘴张那么大就知道了
823
00:50:35,125 --> 00:50:36,458
先喝一点存起来
824
00:50:38,791 --> 00:50:39,833
怎么了你？
825
00:50:39,916 --> 00:50:41,541
喝得太多了，尿急
826
00:50:46,208 --> 00:50:47,666
肚子饿先吃片叶子
827
00:50:48,666 --> 00:50:49,708
那你干嘛不吃？
828
00:50:50,416 --> 00:50:51,750
嫌脏是吧？
829
00:50:51,833 --> 00:50:53,333
我才没你那么笨
830
00:51:04,791 --> 00:51:06,125
你还叼着？
831
00:51:11,333 --> 00:51:13,041
喂，把嘴伸过来
832
00:51:14,083 --> 00:51:15,083
快点！
833
00:51:22,583 --> 00:51:23,583
好点了吧？
834
00:51:28,666 --> 00:51:29,708
你哭啦？
835
00:51:29,791 --> 00:51:31,541
别浪费，留点给我！
836
00:51:40,250 --> 00:51:42,458
咸是咸了点，但可以顶得住
837
00:51:43,541 --> 00:51:45,166
你别笑，继续哭
838
00:51:45,250 --> 00:51:46,625
一滴不够喝的
839
00:51:49,541 --> 00:51:51,791
虽然，我是金枝玉叶
840
00:51:51,875 --> 00:51:52,791
喂，快哭啊
841
00:51:52,875 --> 00:51:55,333
- 从小被很多人万般宠爱
- 真是个耍无赖的
842
00:51:56,375 --> 00:51:57,375
原来
843
00:51:57,458 --> 00:51:59,416
- 都比不上这个男人
- 叫你哭却不哭
844
00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:01,916
- 在这一刻对我的关怀
- 气死人了
845
00:52:05,625 --> 00:52:06,625
放心！
846
00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:08,250
风风雨雨过后就 …
847
00:52:08,333 --> 00:52:09,750
不要再说啦
848
00:52:09,833 --> 00:52:11,958
再说我们就得遭雷劈啦
849
00:52:16,083 --> 00:52:17,750
她说打雷的嘛
850
00:52:17,833 --> 00:52:19,500
你劈我干什么？
851
00:52:25,666 --> 00:52:26,666
老婆婆
852
00:52:26,958 --> 00:52:29,125
你已经看了我们两个时辰
853
00:52:29,541 --> 00:52:30,708
还不救我们？
854
00:52:30,791 --> 00:52:32,708
我也正在考虑…
855
00:52:32,791 --> 00:52:35,166
有没有这个能力救你们
856
00:52:35,250 --> 00:52:36,833
那还不快点去找人！
857
00:52:37,458 --> 00:52:38,458
好！
858
00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:40,666
在她说完这个「 好」字后五个时辰
859
00:52:40,750 --> 00:52:42,458
她只不过走了十公尺
860
00:52:45,333 --> 00:52:46,416
鹅呀鹅
861
00:52:47,083 --> 00:52:48,333
如果你有灵性
862
00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:50,333
就快点找人来救我们
863
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,291
如果你救了我们
864
00:52:52,375 --> 00:52:55,375
我以后立法，全国禁止吃烧鹅！
865
00:52:56,875 --> 00:52:58,500
这一只就有灵性了
866
00:52:58,916 --> 00:53:01,250
你这呆头鹅！叫你带人来
867
00:53:01,333 --> 00:53:02,875
你带群鸭子来干什么？
868
00:53:02,958 --> 00:53:04,541
别往我头上拉屎！
869
00:53:04,625 --> 00:53:05,625
走开！
870
00:53:07,041 --> 00:53:07,916
有人来了！
871
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,708
老婆婆，这边！
872
00:53:09,791 --> 00:53:11,291
我不是不想找人救我们
873
00:53:11,375 --> 00:53:12,916
但我想两个人在一起
874
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,666
是不应该有第三者介入的
875
00:53:14,750 --> 00:53:15,750
老婆婆
876
00:53:20,583 --> 00:53:21,875
大家兄弟一场
877
00:53:22,666 --> 00:53:24,041
以后还会做亲戚的
878
00:53:24,875 --> 00:53:27,083
这件事关系到我妹妹的终身幸福
879
00:53:27,583 --> 00:53:30,083
你老实跟我说，你身体有没有缺陷？
880
00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:32,500
- 没有
- 没有？
881
00:53:32,791 --> 00:53:34,625
那你为什么不肯跟我一起洗澡？
882
00:53:34,708 --> 00:53:35,875
大家都是男人大丈夫
883
00:53:35,958 --> 00:53:37,458
一起洗澡没问题呀
884
00:53:37,875 --> 00:53:39,708
我不习惯跟人一起洗澡
885
00:53:40,791 --> 00:53:42,625
你不习惯跟人一块儿洗
886
00:53:42,708 --> 00:53:44,166
那你可以自己洗呀
887
00:53:44,791 --> 00:53:47,041
我不习惯像你这样蹲着洗呀
888
00:53:48,166 --> 00:53:49,708
你怎么知道我是蹲着洗澡？
889
00:53:51,708 --> 00:53:52,791
你偷看我？
890
00:53:53,208 --> 00:53:54,375
用得着偷看吗？
891
00:53:54,458 --> 00:53:56,125
门都没有，怎么洗？
892
00:53:56,208 --> 00:53:58,833
那倒是，你身为一国之君
893
00:53:58,916 --> 00:54:01,125
怎么能叫你在街上蹲着洗澡？
894
00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:04,125
这样看来是没办法了
895
00:54:07,375 --> 00:54:08,458
不如这样吧
896
00:54:09,041 --> 00:54:10,250
我帮你擦背
897
00:54:10,708 --> 00:54:13,375
- 不能擦！不行！
- 不用客气
898
00:54:13,458 --> 00:54:14,791
擦两下舒服点
899
00:54:15,458 --> 00:54:17,958
擦这儿行了，其他地方不能擦
900
00:54:19,916 --> 00:54:22,666
为什么你跟你妹
都这么喜欢帮人擦背？
901
00:54:23,041 --> 00:54:24,791
当你是自己人才替你擦
902
00:54:24,875 --> 00:54:27,458
换了别人，我理都不理
903
00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:30,416
你真算运气好
904
00:54:31,291 --> 00:54:33,083
找到一个像我妹这么好的女孩
905
00:54:34,958 --> 00:54:36,625
那你自己为什么不找一个？
906
00:54:38,291 --> 00:54:40,041
我哪有你运气好？
907
00:54:41,083 --> 00:54:42,208
没有了
908
00:54:42,791 --> 00:54:44,583
像我妹这么好的女孩子
909
00:54:44,666 --> 00:54:46,125
世界没有第二个了
910
00:54:47,375 --> 00:54:49,125
那也不一定
911
00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:53,833
你这么说就不对了
912
00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:56,625
你喜欢一个人就应该对她真心真意
913
00:54:56,708 --> 00:54:58,250
正所谓情有独钟
914
00:54:58,333 --> 00:54:59,750
就算她怎么平凡
915
00:54:59,833 --> 00:55:01,666
在你心目中应该是独一无二
916
00:55:01,750 --> 00:55:02,750
天下无双才对
917
00:55:04,833 --> 00:55:06,625
那你找到你的天下无双没有？
918
00:55:07,708 --> 00:55:09,333
这种事是可遇而不可求的
919
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,000
曾己何时
920
00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:13,000
我以为自己找到天下无双
921
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,666
没想到在她心目中
我只不过是一厢情愿
922
00:55:18,875 --> 00:55:20,083
我没有你那么好运气
923
00:55:21,208 --> 00:55:22,750
你不用灰心
924
00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:24,333
也许很快找到那个人
925
00:55:24,833 --> 00:55:25,875
希望如此
926
00:55:27,666 --> 00:55:28,833
不过这么多年来
927
00:55:28,916 --> 00:55:30,666
我老这样替自己打气
928
00:55:31,625 --> 00:55:33,708
碰到什么挫折，我会跟自己说
929
00:55:34,208 --> 00:55:36,291
我不过是俗世里的一粒微尘
930
00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:39,250
天大烦恼，一个深呼吸
931
00:55:39,666 --> 00:55:40,875
就什么都没了
932
00:55:46,458 --> 00:55:47,541
好深啊！
933
00:55:47,625 --> 00:55:49,541
不是很深，你试一下
934
00:55:54,666 --> 00:55:56,875
抓紧拳头，紧握你的痛苦
935
00:55:56,958 --> 00:55:57,958
然后深呼吸
936
00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:03,291
「嘘」一声，怨气就都跑出来了
937
00:56:04,458 --> 00:56:05,458
行不行？
938
00:56:06,291 --> 00:56:07,291
没感觉
939
00:56:07,791 --> 00:56:09,041
你这样，当然没感觉
940
00:56:09,708 --> 00:56:12,666
你要想着挫折和最痛苦的事才会有效
941
00:56:14,333 --> 00:56:15,333
我再试试
942
00:56:21,583 --> 00:56:22,583
行了！行了！
943
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:23,833
真的行？
944
00:56:23,916 --> 00:56:25,000
对！绝对行！
945
00:56:25,083 --> 00:56:27,083
我痛苦就是没饭吃肚子饿
946
00:56:27,458 --> 00:56:28,791
可是现在我觉得特饱
947
00:56:30,833 --> 00:56:32,375
看来我也得试一下
948
00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:44,375
我也好饱
949
00:56:49,250 --> 00:56:51,000
快点！你们快过来吃饭吧
950
00:56:51,083 --> 00:56:52,500
婆婆，你真是好手艺！
951
00:56:53,375 --> 00:56:54,375
多吃点
952
00:56:57,375 --> 00:56:58,583
你胃口真好啊！
953
00:56:58,666 --> 00:57:00,166
对呀，我想再来一碗
954
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:01,250
我帮你！
955
00:57:08,666 --> 00:57:11,166
♪ 阿龙哥 你来瞧 ♪
956
00:57:11,250 --> 00:57:13,791
♪ 小小竹筷是一双 ♪
957
00:57:13,875 --> 00:57:16,500
♪ 同根生来并肩长 ♪
958
00:57:16,583 --> 00:57:19,083
♪ 好像你我一模样 ♪
959
00:57:19,166 --> 00:57:21,625
♪ 我的筷子要遭殃 ♪
960
00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:24,250
♪ 好贤弟 莫说笑 ♪
961
00:57:24,333 --> 00:57:26,875
♪ 谁都比那牙签强 ♪
962
00:57:26,958 --> 00:57:29,458
♪ 筷子不过是酒桌友 ♪
963
00:57:29,541 --> 00:57:32,083
♪ 哪能比做咱哥俩 ♪
964
00:57:32,166 --> 00:57:34,541
♪ 咱哥俩 有比方 ♪
965
00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:37,333
♪ 像杯依酒壸配成双 ♪
966
00:57:37,416 --> 00:57:39,875
♪ 共斟共饮共今宵 ♪
967
00:57:39,958 --> 00:57:42,458
♪ 分明是一对傻鸳鸯 ♪
968
00:57:42,541 --> 00:57:45,125
♪ 酒壸胖 酒杯小 ♪
969
00:57:45,208 --> 00:57:47,833
♪ 不般不配怎成双？ ♪
970
00:57:47,916 --> 00:57:50,291
♪ 你看那湖中白鹅戏 ♪
971
00:57:50,375 --> 00:57:52,916
♪ 相随相伴像我俩 ♪
972
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,500
♪ 今日游来明天烤 ♪
973
00:57:55,583 --> 00:57:58,083
♪ 烧鹅的味道实在香 ♪
974
00:57:58,166 --> 00:58:02,041
♪实在香♪
975
00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:24,333
♪ 一边饮 一边唱 ♪
976
00:58:24,958 --> 00:58:29,833
♪ 天色将明话悠长 ♪
977
00:58:29,916 --> 00:58:32,791
♪ 酒儿越喝心越慌 ♪
978
00:58:40,625 --> 00:58:46,750
♪ 他为何不懂我心中想呀 ♪
979
00:58:46,833 --> 00:58:49,833
♪心中想♪
980
00:58:50,708 --> 00:58:56,541
♪ 说者有意听者痴 ♪
981
00:58:58,458 --> 00:59:03,750
♪ 从来笨蛋活得长 ♪
982
00:59:03,833 --> 00:59:08,875
♪ 不想明日是与非 ♪
983
00:59:08,958 --> 00:59:14,625
♪ 今夜与你醉一场 ♪
984
00:59:15,083 --> 00:59:17,208
♪醉一场♪
985
00:59:32,208 --> 00:59:33,208
又怎么了？
986
00:59:34,083 --> 00:59:36,791
没有，刚才吃得太饱了
987
00:59:37,416 --> 00:59:40,083
这里乡下地方，还担心你会吃不惯呢
988
00:59:40,166 --> 00:59:42,958
不会，其实吃什么都无所谓
989
00:59:43,041 --> 00:59:44,541
最主要是跟谁在一起吃
990
00:59:45,541 --> 00:59:48,625
粗茶淡饭，一餐半餐你当然觉得新鲜
991
00:59:48,708 --> 00:59:51,125
将来你回到京城，很快便不记得了
992
00:59:52,875 --> 00:59:54,500
有件事我想跟你说清楚
993
00:59:55,083 --> 00:59:56,583
虽然我们萍水相逢
994
00:59:56,666 --> 00:59:58,125
但总算是患难之交
995
00:59:58,541 --> 01:00:00,041
我一直当你是好兄弟
996
01:00:00,541 --> 01:00:01,916
我希望你坦白跟我说
997
01:00:02,333 --> 01:00:03,708
你是不是真心喜欢我妹妹？
998
01:00:05,250 --> 01:00:06,833
如果你是真心真意
999
01:00:06,916 --> 01:00:08,208
我希望你跟我回去
1000
01:00:08,666 --> 01:00:09,791
免得我妹担心
1001
01:00:10,416 --> 01:00:12,250
如果你想玩游龙戏凤
1002
01:00:12,791 --> 01:00:14,333
那不如我们就此分手
1003
01:00:14,833 --> 01:00:16,291
以后我也不希望再见到你
1004
01:00:16,708 --> 01:00:18,208
我只有一个妹妹
1005
01:00:18,291 --> 01:00:19,625
我不希望她受到伤害
1006
01:00:19,708 --> 01:00:21,375
其实我挺喜欢你妹妹
1007
01:00:21,708 --> 01:00:23,458
不过我们真的不可能 …
1008
01:00:23,541 --> 01:00:24,541
行了
1009
01:00:26,625 --> 01:00:27,625
没事了
1010
01:00:36,791 --> 01:00:39,208
我们好像注定跟这个地方有缘
1011
01:00:39,916 --> 01:00:41,583
每次分手都会来到这里
1012
01:00:42,583 --> 01:00:44,333
我觉得这儿的桃花很美
1013
01:00:44,833 --> 01:00:47,666
我跟他说，很想带一枝回去做纪念
1014
01:00:48,458 --> 01:00:51,916
因为皇宫里的桃花是永远都不开的
1015
01:00:54,791 --> 01:00:56,250
拿回去看看能不能接枝
1016
01:00:56,666 --> 01:00:57,750
春暖就会花开
1017
01:00:58,333 --> 01:00:59,416
记住要朝着阳光
1018
01:01:02,333 --> 01:01:03,333
告辞了
1019
01:01:08,125 --> 01:01:10,458
没义气！
如果你有妹妹，我一定娶她！
1020
01:01:12,041 --> 01:01:14,291
如果你是一个女的，我也会娶你！
1021
01:01:14,375 --> 01:01:16,500
有意思！
如果你是女人，我也会娶你！
1022
01:01:16,583 --> 01:01:17,583
好！
1023
01:01:18,833 --> 01:01:20,208
那我们一言为定！
1024
01:01:21,250 --> 01:01:22,500
我们以桃花为盟！
1025
01:01:23,166 --> 01:01:24,666
好！以桃花为盟！
1026
01:01:25,291 --> 01:01:27,083
我老实告诉你，我是女人
1027
01:01:28,208 --> 01:01:29,583
我们有过肌肤之亲
1028
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,250
我们有桃花为盟
1029
01:01:31,958 --> 01:01:33,208
你非娶我不可
1030
01:01:34,916 --> 01:01:35,958
你是一个女人？
1031
01:01:36,625 --> 01:01:37,625
你不相信？
1032
01:01:48,541 --> 01:01:49,541
还不信？
1033
01:02:03,791 --> 01:02:04,791
信了吧？
1034
01:02:06,708 --> 01:02:08,125
你刚才有反应的
1035
01:02:09,333 --> 01:02:10,916
别跟我说你感觉不到
1036
01:02:11,583 --> 01:02:13,083
做男人说过的就要算数
1037
01:02:22,166 --> 01:02:23,416
我不是人！
1038
01:02:24,416 --> 01:02:26,083
我对不起我妹妹！
1039
01:02:26,750 --> 01:02:29,291
我横刀夺爱！
1040
01:02:33,333 --> 01:02:35,000
最惨的是我对你有感觉
1041
01:02:36,916 --> 01:02:38,583
难怪一路都觉得怪怪的
1042
01:02:40,041 --> 01:02:41,583
你早点说嘛
1043
01:02:42,791 --> 01:02:44,625
我如今怎么跟妹妹解释？
1044
01:02:44,708 --> 01:02:46,625
她一定很伤心啊
1045
01:02:49,333 --> 01:02:50,916
那我去解释吧
1046
01:02:52,958 --> 01:02:54,250
反正错都错了
1047
01:02:55,916 --> 01:02:57,625
现在生米煮成熟饭
1048
01:02:59,375 --> 01:03:01,625
我想凤姐她会谅解的
1049
01:03:07,041 --> 01:03:08,208
但愿如此
1050
01:03:09,916 --> 01:03:10,916
可是…
1051
01:03:13,208 --> 01:03:15,291
我从来没想过要伤害她
1052
01:03:19,750 --> 01:03:22,208
难道情比金坚说的是真的？
1053
01:03:22,958 --> 01:03:25,416
我们这段姻缘注定是要颠倒的
1054
01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:28,458
看来我一定要好好保护他才行
1055
01:03:31,583 --> 01:03:33,208
在过去的十天里
1056
01:03:33,625 --> 01:03:36,083
皇上跟我们的关系是越来越亲密
1057
01:03:36,166 --> 01:03:38,166
他的创意层出不穷
1058
01:03:43,250 --> 01:03:44,500
这软饭真好吃
1059
01:03:45,250 --> 01:03:46,458
我的设计怎么样？
1060
01:03:52,416 --> 01:03:53,416
皇上
1061
01:03:53,958 --> 01:03:57,083
我们拿惯刀的，现在拿着公事包…
1062
01:03:57,666 --> 01:03:59,250
感觉有点怪怪的
1063
01:04:00,375 --> 01:04:02,416
这才叫专业人士嘛
1064
01:04:02,625 --> 01:04:05,250
那也用不着穿这么高跟的鞋呀，皇上
1065
01:04:05,666 --> 01:04:07,666
这个鞋叫做步步高升鞋
1066
01:04:08,416 --> 01:04:09,416
这个设计
1067
01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:10,958
以后在官场和时装界
1068
01:04:11,041 --> 01:04:13,125
一定会大受欢迎的
1069
01:04:13,208 --> 01:04:14,208
皇上
1070
01:04:14,666 --> 01:04:17,750
你现在穿得倒有点像拖鞋王
1071
01:04:17,833 --> 01:04:19,208
这成何体统啊？
1072
01:04:19,291 --> 01:04:21,708
这个是我另一个精心设计
1073
01:04:22,166 --> 01:04:25,125
我这身打扮，就为了试探那个凤姐
1074
01:04:25,666 --> 01:04:27,500
如果她知道我是皇上而喜欢我
1075
01:04:27,583 --> 01:04:29,125
一点也不奇怪
1076
01:04:29,208 --> 01:04:31,583
但我现一事无成，白吃白住
1077
01:04:31,666 --> 01:04:33,166
她还那样喜欢我
1078
01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:35,791
那证明她欣赏我的才华
1079
01:04:37,083 --> 01:04:38,166
阿高哥！
1080
01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:39,833
我来了！
1081
01:04:45,333 --> 01:04:46,666
帮我去打半斤酱油
1082
01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:47,750
好！
1083
01:04:48,958 --> 01:04:52,166
你们觉得
我这龙凤店全新制服还行吧？
1084
01:04:53,583 --> 01:04:54,583
还有
1085
01:04:54,708 --> 01:04:55,708
菜单
1086
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,625
有了这个，客人点菜就方便多了
1087
01:04:58,708 --> 01:05:00,291
你真棒
1088
01:05:00,375 --> 01:05:02,500
他们脚上穿的步步高升鞋
1089
01:05:02,583 --> 01:05:03,625
启发我新的灵感
1090
01:05:03,708 --> 01:05:06,833
设计一双深受女性爱戴的鸡骨鞋
1091
01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:13,541
这双鞋的坚硬程度
1092
01:05:13,625 --> 01:05:16,208
足足可以承受两百斤以上的肥婆！
1093
01:05:16,291 --> 01:05:18,291
真是太有天分了！
1094
01:05:18,666 --> 01:05:19,875
快去买半斤酱油！
1095
01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:21,708
是
1096
01:05:25,916 --> 01:05:28,750
你们刚看到了，她欣赏我的天分呀
1097
01:05:29,458 --> 01:05:31,041
今晚我再给你们改个新造型！
1098
01:05:32,041 --> 01:05:33,041
不要吧？
1099
01:05:36,750 --> 01:05:38,791
双天至尊！通杀！
1100
01:05:39,708 --> 01:05:41,000
当今天下
1101
01:05:41,083 --> 01:05:42,208
除朕之外
1102
01:05:42,666 --> 01:05:43,958
谁敢号称至尊？
1103
01:05:59,708 --> 01:06:01,000
又是至尊？
1104
01:06:04,708 --> 01:06:05,833
走了
1105
01:06:05,916 --> 01:06:07,166
走了
1106
01:06:13,583 --> 01:06:15,708
凤姐！凤姐 …
1107
01:06:16,125 --> 01:06:19,500
我一直以为你只是在戏班怀才不遇
1108
01:06:19,583 --> 01:06:22,500
真没想到你跟这些
市井赌徒一样沉迷赌博
1109
01:06:22,583 --> 01:06:23,708
- 其实我 …
- 住口！
1110
01:06:23,791 --> 01:06:24,791
赌已经是不好了
1111
01:06:24,875 --> 01:06:26,875
你还去赢乡民们的血汗钱！
1112
01:06:27,416 --> 01:06:28,625
我马上去还给他们！
1113
01:06:30,375 --> 01:06:31,708
凤姐！凤姐！
1114
01:06:32,208 --> 01:06:34,041
还给他们了，还加利息
1115
01:06:34,416 --> 01:06:36,875
其实我是想赢点钱，修好链子
1116
01:06:37,166 --> 01:06:38,166
谁的链子？
1117
01:06:38,583 --> 01:06:39,583
拿错了
1118
01:06:42,208 --> 01:06:43,208
撞到人了
1119
01:06:44,291 --> 01:06:45,416
我不是有心的
1120
01:06:45,791 --> 01:06:46,833
有车牌吗？
1121
01:06:46,916 --> 01:06:47,916
没有
1122
01:06:48,458 --> 01:06:50,833
没车牌你开车满街乱跑？
1123
01:06:50,916 --> 01:06:53,208
姓名，地址，保险箱密码
1124
01:06:53,708 --> 01:06:55,791
小霸王的妹妹抢钱呀！
1125
01:07:00,916 --> 01:07:02,833
你的金链子在这儿
1126
01:07:03,333 --> 01:07:05,666
不过我加了点创意
1127
01:07:16,333 --> 01:07:18,000
这次我又令人感动了
1128
01:07:18,583 --> 01:07:19,708
不过不是演戏
1129
01:07:20,166 --> 01:07:21,166
我是认真的
1130
01:07:22,708 --> 01:07:25,708
看来我们不能再让凤姐犯错误
1131
01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:27,500
凤姐，你在哪呢？
1132
01:07:27,583 --> 01:07:28,500
在这儿
1133
01:07:28,583 --> 01:07:29,916
- 凤姐
- 什么事？
1134
01:07:30,291 --> 01:07:32,166
我是代表龙哥来跟你说话的
1135
01:07:40,083 --> 01:07:41,833
既然你和皇上那样那样
1136
01:07:41,916 --> 01:07:44,000
如果再犯错误就那样那样了
1137
01:07:44,083 --> 01:07:45,458
龙哥又那样那样
1138
01:07:45,541 --> 01:07:47,625
一个女人怎能同时爱两个男人
1139
01:07:47,708 --> 01:07:48,750
那样那样？
1140
01:07:48,833 --> 01:07:50,125
你想想我说的话
1141
01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:56,833
你个臭小子！
1142
01:07:57,416 --> 01:07:59,708
别以为龙哥不在，就有机可乘
1143
01:07:59,791 --> 01:08:02,291
我可告诉你，凤姐就快做皇妃了
1144
01:08:03,416 --> 01:08:05,000
- 皇妃？
- 是呀
1145
01:08:05,083 --> 01:08:07,083
这次我们兄弟们要做大官
1146
01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:08,166
就全靠她了
1147
01:08:08,208 --> 01:08:09,208
你可别乱来！
1148
01:08:10,416 --> 01:08:12,041
这位朋友这么多话
1149
01:08:12,125 --> 01:08:13,583
请你到后面好好谈谈
1150
01:08:13,666 --> 01:08:15,375
好！等我两个朋友！
1151
01:08:15,458 --> 01:08:17,708
你那两个朋友现在正在外面谈着
1152
01:08:18,166 --> 01:08:19,541
臭小子，你给我等着！
1153
01:08:20,958 --> 01:08:21,875
在哪？
1154
01:08:21,958 --> 01:08:22,958
在这！
1155
01:08:24,916 --> 01:08:26,708
救命呀！
1156
01:08:28,333 --> 01:08:29,708
我不认识他们
1157
01:08:30,083 --> 01:08:31,333
你是不是搞错了？
1158
01:08:32,166 --> 01:08:33,166
打！
1159
01:08:35,625 --> 01:08:37,541
她就快做皇妃？
1160
01:08:47,333 --> 01:08:50,583
你说过不骗我了，怎么又骗我？
1161
01:08:50,666 --> 01:08:51,583
我又没骗你
1162
01:08:51,666 --> 01:08:56,083
那你敢不敢把手放进真心炉里？
1163
01:08:56,166 --> 01:08:59,458
如果你对哥哥真情真意的话
1164
01:08:59,541 --> 01:09:01,750
你的手就不会烫伤的
1165
01:09:02,333 --> 01:09:03,333
你敢吗？
1166
01:09:03,375 --> 01:09:04,375
我敢！
1167
01:09:04,666 --> 01:09:05,666
伸呀
1168
01:09:09,625 --> 01:09:10,666
不要哭
1169
01:09:11,333 --> 01:09:13,208
不要哭了
1170
01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:21,416
真心炉，如果我真的喜欢高公子
1171
01:09:21,791 --> 01:09:23,375
请你给我一个启示
1172
01:09:31,541 --> 01:09:32,875
是不是在找烫伤药？
1173
01:09:37,041 --> 01:09:38,041
痛啊？
1174
01:09:42,416 --> 01:09:45,458
你试了那个炉，得到什么启示？
1175
01:09:48,500 --> 01:09:49,958
我现在好混乱
1176
01:09:50,541 --> 01:09:51,708
我想着你的时候
1177
01:09:52,500 --> 01:09:54,083
就烧伤这左手
1178
01:09:55,083 --> 01:09:56,708
而想着王相公时
1179
01:09:57,208 --> 01:09:58,541
又烧伤了另一只手
1180
01:10:00,250 --> 01:10:01,791
这是当然的
1181
01:10:02,541 --> 01:10:05,458
你心七上八下，哪来的真心？
1182
01:10:06,458 --> 01:10:07,833
如果你是真心的
1183
01:10:07,916 --> 01:10:09,333
根本就不用试那个炉
1184
01:10:10,333 --> 01:10:11,750
如果你去试那个炉
1185
01:10:11,833 --> 01:10:13,291
就代表你不够真心
1186
01:10:14,583 --> 01:10:15,791
那我应该怎么办？
1187
01:10:19,041 --> 01:10:22,041
全心全意，至真至诚
1188
01:10:22,416 --> 01:10:24,000
记不记得我跟你说过什么？
1189
01:10:25,208 --> 01:10:28,250
我心中有你，你心中有我
1190
01:10:28,625 --> 01:10:30,583
天地之大小于尘埃
1191
01:10:31,166 --> 01:10:33,041
我们两个内心世界
1192
01:10:33,125 --> 01:10:35,500
再也容纳不下其他事物
1193
01:10:37,291 --> 01:10:38,333
亲爱的
1194
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:41,208
让我带你共创我们爱的世界
1195
01:11:17,416 --> 01:11:18,416
你不做皇妃了？
1196
01:11:18,833 --> 01:11:19,833
不要了
1197
01:11:20,166 --> 01:11:22,166
我要找一个像我哥一样的男人
1198
01:11:22,250 --> 01:11:23,375
四海为家
1199
01:11:23,833 --> 01:11:25,750
我不要做宫中的金丝雀
1200
01:11:26,708 --> 01:11:28,916
好一个笼中鸟，金丝雀
1201
01:11:29,666 --> 01:11:32,333
我也要找一个能与我四海为家的女人
1202
01:11:33,458 --> 01:11:35,666
这件事我一定要跟我哥讲清楚
1203
01:11:38,041 --> 01:11:38,875
这是什么？
1204
01:11:38,958 --> 01:11:40,791
不知道，刚地上捡的
1205
01:11:41,375 --> 01:11:42,375
要不要来一口？
1206
01:11:46,416 --> 01:11:47,416
说真的
1207
01:11:47,708 --> 01:11:49,875
你有没跟你长得差不多的亲戚？
1208
01:11:49,958 --> 01:11:51,708
你不是说我是天下无双吗？
1209
01:11:51,791 --> 01:11:53,208
我说差不多的
1210
01:11:53,750 --> 01:11:55,250
我哥呀，跟你妹合适
1211
01:11:55,625 --> 01:11:56,625
为什么？
1212
01:11:56,666 --> 01:11:58,500
他也特喜欢帮人擦背
1213
01:11:59,625 --> 01:12:02,708
想不到堂堂一个天子也有这种嗜好
1214
01:12:03,333 --> 01:12:04,666
想不到吧？
1215
01:12:04,750 --> 01:12:06,375
你见了他就知道了
1216
01:12:10,833 --> 01:12:11,833
吃饭啦
1217
01:12:22,125 --> 01:12:23,375
是不是地震？
1218
01:12:23,458 --> 01:12:24,458
杀气！
1219
01:12:26,375 --> 01:12:29,791
我觉得有一股杀气逼近我们
1220
01:12:30,583 --> 01:12:31,750
还想什么？
1221
01:12:31,833 --> 01:12:33,166
你妹妹会明白的
1222
01:12:34,916 --> 01:12:35,916
干嘛？
1223
01:12:36,458 --> 01:12:37,458
糟啦
1224
01:12:37,958 --> 01:12:39,166
我感觉到有杀气
1225
01:12:54,791 --> 01:12:56,208
- 哥！
- 母后
1226
01:13:11,708 --> 01:13:14,833
哥，他们两个在里面会有事吗？
1227
01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:17,375
当然没事
1228
01:13:18,291 --> 01:13:20,750
打死不离亲骨肉，好像我们这样
1229
01:13:21,291 --> 01:13:22,333
没事的
1230
01:13:23,416 --> 01:13:24,416
真的？
1231
01:13:25,083 --> 01:13:26,083
真的
1232
01:13:29,458 --> 01:13:30,916
你身为一国之君
1233
01:13:31,708 --> 01:13:32,791
言而无信
1234
01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:36,291
对你母后的安排，阳奉阴违
1235
01:13:36,708 --> 01:13:39,458
教唆皇妹做一些违经逆典的行为
1236
01:13:40,375 --> 01:13:44,375
加上私访江南，置天下子民不顾
1237
01:13:44,458 --> 01:13:47,333
这种不忠、不孝、不仁、不义的行为
1238
01:13:48,208 --> 01:13:49,875
怎对得起列祖列宗？
1239
01:13:50,333 --> 01:13:51,916
怎对得起黎民百姓？
1240
01:13:52,791 --> 01:13:55,541
你现在还想跟这个不三不四
1241
01:13:55,625 --> 01:13:58,333
闲花野草的女子私订终身？
1242
01:13:58,416 --> 01:14:00,041
- 母后，你…
- 闭嘴！
1243
01:14:06,333 --> 01:14:07,333
你敢？
1244
01:14:28,500 --> 01:14:35,500
我一定要娶凤姐！
1245
01:14:35,583 --> 01:14:38,958
我一定要娶凤姐！
1246
01:14:51,416 --> 01:14:53,041
原来他才是皇上
1247
01:15:01,541 --> 01:15:05,041
哥，你说我可以和他在一起吗？
1248
01:15:06,375 --> 01:15:08,958
当然行！你不记得爹说过？
1249
01:15:10,041 --> 01:15:12,958
说你的相长得好，大富大贵命
1250
01:15:13,333 --> 01:15:16,041
不嫁给有钱人，也会嫁达官贵人
1251
01:15:19,333 --> 01:15:21,041
其实我并不想当皇妃
1252
01:15:21,833 --> 01:15:24,500
只要能跟他在一起就可以了
1253
01:15:25,750 --> 01:15:26,875
你们两个跟我进去
1254
01:15:29,083 --> 01:15:31,958
今晚，我感受到一份真挚的爱情
1255
01:15:32,833 --> 01:15:34,708
令我皇儿勇往直前
1256
01:15:35,333 --> 01:15:36,875
他终于长大成人
1257
01:15:37,583 --> 01:15:40,541
因此我准许你入宫
1258
01:15:42,250 --> 01:15:43,291
我早说你行的！
1259
01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:52,083
下来！
1260
01:15:54,125 --> 01:15:56,500
至于你，我查过
1261
01:15:56,583 --> 01:15:58,083
你的品德很差！
1262
01:15:58,166 --> 01:16:00,541
太后！无凭无据你可别听人乱说！
1263
01:16:03,541 --> 01:16:05,583
你自小无心向学
1264
01:16:05,666 --> 01:16:08,791
十四岁就联群结党出来做小混混
1265
01:16:09,250 --> 01:16:11,375
在村子里称王称霸
1266
01:16:11,458 --> 01:16:13,541
两年前，你离开梅龙镇
1267
01:16:13,625 --> 01:16:15,625
说是闯荡江湖
1268
01:16:15,708 --> 01:16:17,958
其实无所事事
1269
01:16:18,041 --> 01:16:20,958
你脾气暴躁，态度恶劣
1270
01:16:21,041 --> 01:16:23,375
粗心大意，目不识丁
1271
01:16:23,458 --> 01:16:25,416
将来你肯定是一事无成
1272
01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:30,291
所以，以你这样的人品
1273
01:16:30,375 --> 01:16:33,041
我不能将公主嫁给你
1274
01:16:33,125 --> 01:16:35,250
母后，他以前不好
1275
01:16:35,666 --> 01:16:37,166
不代表以后也不好
1276
01:16:37,250 --> 01:16:40,666
以后的事你不知道，我也不知道
1277
01:16:40,750 --> 01:16:42,666
倒不如让老天来决定
1278
01:16:43,333 --> 01:16:46,583
这一对是先皇留下来的天下无双
1279
01:16:46,666 --> 01:16:49,875
缘定今生的龙凤配指环
1280
01:16:51,541 --> 01:16:52,958
真的有啊！
1281
01:16:54,208 --> 01:16:56,791
这对指环是先皇留给我
1282
01:16:56,875 --> 01:16:58,958
用来为你挑选驸马
1283
01:16:59,458 --> 01:17:01,916
如果他是你命中注定的丈夫
1284
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,333
戴上后就不会掉下来
1285
01:17:04,916 --> 01:17:06,875
代表你们永不分离
1286
01:17:06,958 --> 01:17:08,166
你敢不敢试？
1287
01:17:13,541 --> 01:17:14,375
敢！
1288
01:17:14,458 --> 01:17:15,458
好！
1289
01:17:15,791 --> 01:17:17,500
如果它掉下来
1290
01:17:17,583 --> 01:17:19,958
你要答应我，以后永远不再见他！
1291
01:17:34,958 --> 01:17:35,958
戴上它吧
1292
01:17:36,416 --> 01:17:37,916
这辈子我们都不会分开了
1293
01:18:14,166 --> 01:18:17,333
看到了，他不是你缘定的夫君
1294
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,541
他根本就配不起你！
1295
01:18:21,458 --> 01:18:23,250
你是敷不上墙的烂泥
1296
01:18:23,333 --> 01:18:24,458
你根本配不上！
1297
01:18:36,666 --> 01:18:37,666
哥！
1298
01:18:47,708 --> 01:18:49,000
我不能照顾你一辈子
1299
01:18:49,958 --> 01:18:51,125
以后你要靠自己了
1300
01:18:53,208 --> 01:18:54,500
我一向四海为家
1301
01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:57,625
我知道你今天很开心
1302
01:18:58,083 --> 01:18:59,125
我感应到
1303
01:19:00,458 --> 01:19:01,583
哥哥没事了
1304
01:19:02,625 --> 01:19:03,625
你不信？
1305
01:19:24,583 --> 01:19:26,125
别走啊！
1306
01:19:26,208 --> 01:19:27,208
拦住公主！
1307
01:19:31,583 --> 01:19:32,625
哥！
1308
01:19:38,833 --> 01:19:42,583
为什么这样对我哥哥？
1309
01:20:11,500 --> 01:20:12,875
上次是咱们俩一起走的
1310
01:20:12,958 --> 01:20:14,791
这次有了皇嫂这个生力军
1311
01:20:14,875 --> 01:20:17,125
我们兵分三路，太后一定没辙
1312
01:20:17,208 --> 01:20:18,500
我们到梅龙镇再会合
1313
01:20:18,583 --> 01:20:20,041
你干嘛要去梅龙镇？
1314
01:20:20,125 --> 01:20:22,208
这样你才可以在那认识嫂子
1315
01:20:22,291 --> 01:20:25,208
嫂子也才可以在那等你认识她
1316
01:20:25,291 --> 01:20:26,833
咱们在后花园集合出发
1317
01:20:29,333 --> 01:20:31,208
别抓我回去呀
1318
01:20:32,083 --> 01:20:33,208
这次我们要变一下
1319
01:20:33,291 --> 01:20:34,583
咱们清一色娘子军
1320
01:20:34,666 --> 01:20:35,833
我跟你走！
1321
01:20:35,916 --> 01:20:36,958
我干嘛要走？
1322
01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:38,750
你不是对公主说你挂念我吗？
1323
01:20:40,208 --> 01:20:41,583
所以我就来救你
1324
01:20:42,291 --> 01:20:43,958
- 你是谁呀？
- 我是你哥呀！
1325
01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:48,000
妹妹！你没事吧？
1326
01:20:48,791 --> 01:20:50,583
来人！拿药来！
1327
01:20:50,833 --> 01:20:53,416
你们是不是抓我抓上瘾啦？
1328
01:20:53,666 --> 01:20:55,666
好！这次我跟你走！
1329
01:20:56,458 --> 01:20:58,416
你疯了！要我跟你出走？
1330
01:21:00,208 --> 01:21:01,625
根据野史记载
1331
01:21:02,166 --> 01:21:03,166
那年冬天
1332
01:21:03,625 --> 01:21:06,458
无双长公主每日都在城楼徘徊
1333
01:21:07,125 --> 01:21:10,166
有时自言自语，有时欢喜若狂
1334
01:21:11,208 --> 01:21:14,333
她不断对人说，会有一个人来接她
1335
01:21:15,208 --> 01:21:16,833
当时群医束手无策
1336
01:21:17,291 --> 01:21:19,291
有人说她是因为忧国忧民
1337
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,666
所以举止失常
1338
01:21:21,333 --> 01:21:24,000
也有人说，她其实是感情受创
1339
01:21:24,083 --> 01:21:25,458
相思成狂
1340
01:21:29,875 --> 01:21:30,875
皇太后
1341
01:21:31,458 --> 01:21:34,125
我们是代表哲别王子送聘礼来的
1342
01:21:37,250 --> 01:21:38,250
母后
1343
01:21:39,083 --> 01:21:41,875
我哥跟公主是真诚相爱
1344
01:21:41,958 --> 01:21:43,958
龙凤配指环之事只不过是一个借口
1345
01:21:44,625 --> 01:21:47,000
母后，你何苦要拆散他们？
1346
01:21:47,083 --> 01:21:48,083
住口！
1347
01:21:48,958 --> 01:21:51,458
我宁愿她嫁出去，做一个疯皇妃
1348
01:21:51,541 --> 01:21:53,916
也不要留一个傻公主在我身边
1349
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:11,833
我能跟王相公喝酒当然高兴！
1350
01:22:11,916 --> 01:22:13,666
你这样说就不对了
1351
01:22:15,916 --> 01:22:17,416
老是在搅和
1352
01:22:17,500 --> 01:22:19,375
话又说回来呀王相公
1353
01:22:19,958 --> 01:22:21,708
其实真是你不对呀
1354
01:22:22,583 --> 01:22:24,583
上次你一声不响就走了
1355
01:22:26,833 --> 01:22:28,708
不是想着你
1356
01:22:29,125 --> 01:22:32,625
不过多个人喝酒，好玩而已
1357
01:22:33,041 --> 01:22:36,708
你上次不辞而别，真是不够意思
1358
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:41,500
不是吧？
1359
01:22:42,208 --> 01:22:44,625
不是吧？你掉进茅坑？
1360
01:22:55,375 --> 01:22:56,375
干杯！
1361
01:23:43,625 --> 01:23:45,208
我已经和我丈夫分开了
1362
01:23:47,875 --> 01:23:49,083
打算搬回来住？
1363
01:23:51,541 --> 01:23:53,458
不是，我只是路过
1364
01:23:55,750 --> 01:23:57,458
我打算去杭州投靠姨妈
1365
01:23:59,208 --> 01:24:00,291
这里有些银子
1366
01:24:02,416 --> 01:24:03,541
你拿去路上用吧
1367
01:24:07,541 --> 01:24:09,000
你是不是又认识了一个女孩？
1368
01:24:11,916 --> 01:24:13,875
这条手链本来就要送给你的
1369
01:24:16,750 --> 01:24:17,750
拿去吧
1370
01:24:21,916 --> 01:24:23,625
是我爹说你配不起我
1371
01:24:24,375 --> 01:24:25,750
我没有说过你配不起我
1372
01:24:28,041 --> 01:24:29,583
今天你才给我这链子
1373
01:24:30,875 --> 01:24:32,041
为什么以前不给？
1374
01:24:40,708 --> 01:24:41,708
龙哥！
1375
01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:44,250
紫霞！
1376
01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:49,750
紫霞说得对
1377
01:24:49,833 --> 01:24:51,833
你每次都是怕人家嫌弃你
1378
01:24:51,916 --> 01:24:53,500
你就放弃这段感情
1379
01:24:54,083 --> 01:24:56,416
正如你和公主的事一样
1380
01:24:56,791 --> 01:24:58,625
你这三八！一回来就唠唠叨叨
1381
01:24:58,708 --> 01:25:00,000
我和公主的事关你屁事？
1382
01:25:00,083 --> 01:25:01,666
你的事当然不关我的事
1383
01:25:01,750 --> 01:25:03,208
但公主的事就关我的事！
1384
01:25:03,291 --> 01:25:07,125
她八岁那年
曾经救过一只下凡受伤的玉兔
1385
01:25:07,208 --> 01:25:10,541
这只玉兔在她悉心照顾之下回复健康
1386
01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:12,708
这只玉兔为了报答她
1387
01:25:12,791 --> 01:25:14,875
就暗中处处保护她
1388
01:25:14,958 --> 01:25:17,000
让她事事化险为夷
1389
01:25:17,791 --> 01:25:19,708
那你说，公主的事是否关我事？
1390
01:25:19,791 --> 01:25:20,791
扯什么蛋？
1391
01:25:21,208 --> 01:25:23,125
假掰也好，真掰也好
1392
01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:25,125
刚才紫霞还没点醒你？
1393
01:25:26,375 --> 01:25:29,125
你是要娶公主，又不是娶她老妈
1394
01:25:29,916 --> 01:25:31,500
公主也没说你配不上她
1395
01:25:32,583 --> 01:25:33,708
我知道你在想什么
1396
01:25:34,333 --> 01:25:36,000
你想就算长公主不嫌弃你
1397
01:25:36,083 --> 01:25:38,625
你戴不上那戒指，不能算是真命天子
1398
01:25:40,416 --> 01:25:42,458
想戴上那戒指你就要记住
1399
01:25:43,583 --> 01:25:45,416
天高地大，知心只有一个
1400
01:25:46,208 --> 01:25:48,625
爱一个人就要全心全意把自己豁出去
1401
01:25:48,708 --> 01:25:50,000
达到无我境界
1402
01:25:51,291 --> 01:25:52,583
公主过两天出嫁
1403
01:25:53,500 --> 01:25:54,625
给自己一个机会吧
1404
01:25:58,333 --> 01:25:59,333
龙哥
1405
01:25:59,583 --> 01:26:00,583
龙哥
1406
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:06,666
- 什么事？龙哥！
- 干嘛？
1407
01:26:07,875 --> 01:26:08,875
我不在这两年
1408
01:26:08,958 --> 01:26:10,666
情比金坚这小子是谁收的？
1409
01:26:11,333 --> 01:26:12,750
他不是你的朋友吗？
1410
01:26:12,833 --> 01:26:15,208
他早你一天回来，说是你的兄弟
1411
01:26:19,208 --> 01:26:20,500
他究竟是什么人？
1412
01:26:21,791 --> 01:26:24,208
情比金坚这个人到底是谁呢？
1413
01:26:24,458 --> 01:26:26,125
有人说他是市井流氓
1414
01:26:26,833 --> 01:26:28,833
也有人说他是江湖术士
1415
01:26:29,416 --> 01:26:32,375
更有一种说法，说他是手牵红线
1416
01:26:32,458 --> 01:26:35,375
掌管天下姻缘的月老仙子
1417
01:26:58,291 --> 01:26:59,291
这么多年来
1418
01:26:59,625 --> 01:27:00,750
每次有什么挫折
1419
01:27:00,833 --> 01:27:02,041
我都会安慰自己
1420
01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:03,958
一个深呼吸就算了
1421
01:27:04,708 --> 01:27:05,958
但是这次我知道不行
1422
01:27:06,875 --> 01:27:08,208
因为我已经试了好多次
1423
01:27:09,125 --> 01:27:11,500
我一直相信人与人之间是有心灵感应
1424
01:27:12,416 --> 01:27:13,541
以前是跟我妹
1425
01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:15,208
现在是跟另外一个人
1426
01:27:16,416 --> 01:27:18,541
梅龙镇今晚突然下了场大雪
1427
01:27:19,083 --> 01:27:20,291
我感受到她很需要我
1428
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:22,125
所以我决定离开
1429
01:27:48,583 --> 01:27:49,625
大胆逆贼！
1430
01:27:49,708 --> 01:27:51,416
竟敢冒犯长公主殿下？
1431
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:53,000
我不是来冒犯长公主的
1432
01:27:53,083 --> 01:27:54,958
我只是想跟她讲几句话
1433
01:27:58,083 --> 01:28:00,291
前晚我碰到一个十几年前的旧朋友
1434
01:28:01,250 --> 01:28:02,375
他点醒了我
1435
01:28:03,500 --> 01:28:05,333
我不应该因为其他人对我的看法
1436
01:28:05,916 --> 01:28:07,541
而去伤害一个我心爱的人
1437
01:28:08,750 --> 01:28:10,083
我应该学你皇兄那样
1438
01:28:10,833 --> 01:28:13,375
就算熊熊烈火都不会退缩
1439
01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:18,500
今天
1440
01:28:18,875 --> 01:28:20,416
我要送这条链子给我的妻子
1441
01:28:21,541 --> 01:28:22,791
希望她会原谅我
1442
01:28:26,166 --> 01:28:27,375
我们永远都不分开
1443
01:28:56,750 --> 01:28:58,875
李一龙，长公主已经走了
1444
01:28:58,958 --> 01:29:00,458
是皇上叫我放了她的
1445
01:29:02,833 --> 01:29:04,750
刚才我一直犹豫不敢这么做
1446
01:29:05,208 --> 01:29:07,458
因为我怕太后知道会砍我的头
1447
01:29:08,125 --> 01:29:10,541
但是我看她一直望着桃花哭
1448
01:29:10,625 --> 01:29:12,083
越哭越像你
1449
01:29:13,416 --> 01:29:15,291
我实在不忍心就把她放了
1450
01:29:15,833 --> 01:29:18,541
以后你要好好照顾公主啊
1451
01:29:27,083 --> 01:29:28,083
很多时候
1452
01:29:28,583 --> 01:29:29,958
爱一个人爱得太深
1453
01:29:30,041 --> 01:29:31,041
人会醉
1454
01:29:31,958 --> 01:29:32,958
而恨得太久
1455
01:29:33,041 --> 01:29:34,166
心也会碎
1456
01:29:35,083 --> 01:29:37,958
世间最痛苦的事莫过于等待
1457
01:29:39,250 --> 01:29:40,666
我不知道她等了我多久
1458
01:29:41,583 --> 01:29:43,833
我一直以为我不会有机会再见到她
1459
01:29:44,833 --> 01:29:46,500
突然间，我不知道怎么开口
1460
01:29:47,166 --> 01:29:48,875
不知道怎么讲第一句说话
1461
01:29:50,208 --> 01:29:51,375
好想告诉她
1462
01:29:52,333 --> 01:29:53,416
我真的很爱她
1463
01:30:07,458 --> 01:30:09,708
你没看见我在跟王相公说话吗？
1464
01:30:10,791 --> 01:30:11,791
滚开！
1465
01:30:17,125 --> 01:30:18,416
你放松点吧
1466
01:30:18,916 --> 01:30:19,916
你记住
1467
01:30:20,250 --> 01:30:22,875
你只不过是俗世中的一粒微尘
1468
01:30:22,958 --> 01:30:24,208
天地这么大
1469
01:30:24,750 --> 01:30:25,875
一个深呼吸 …
1470
01:30:28,416 --> 01:30:30,250
就什么挫折都没了
1471
01:30:31,416 --> 01:30:32,500
我是不会放弃的
1472
01:30:33,583 --> 01:30:34,958
因为你在我心目中
1473
01:30:35,041 --> 01:30:36,875
永远都是天下无双
1474
01:30:38,666 --> 01:30:40,083
我从来都没想过
1475
01:30:40,166 --> 01:30:41,708
当我再见到她的时候
1476
01:30:41,791 --> 01:30:43,000
她已变成另一个人
1477
01:30:44,041 --> 01:30:45,625
她一直重复我的话
1478
01:30:46,416 --> 01:30:47,583
她以为她自己是我
1479
01:30:48,708 --> 01:30:50,500
原来爱一个人爱得太深
1480
01:30:50,583 --> 01:30:51,583
真的会醉
1481
01:30:52,916 --> 01:30:55,291
说着说着，我也变成另一个人
1482
01:30:56,666 --> 01:30:57,666
一个女人
1483
01:30:59,958 --> 01:31:02,500
你记不记得
你曾经在这里交给我一枝桃花？
1484
01:31:02,583 --> 01:31:04,000
你说春暖花开
1485
01:31:04,083 --> 01:31:05,500
桃花还要面向阳光
1486
01:31:06,583 --> 01:31:08,541
没错，我还说过
1487
01:31:08,625 --> 01:31:09,625
如果你是一个女人
1488
01:31:09,666 --> 01:31:10,958
我一定会娶你为妻
1489
01:31:11,041 --> 01:31:12,416
我老实告诉你
1490
01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:14,000
我是一个女人！
1491
01:31:15,416 --> 01:31:17,958
我们有过肌肤之亲，桃花为盟
1492
01:31:18,583 --> 01:31:19,875
你一定要娶我为妻！
1493
01:31:24,750 --> 01:31:25,958
我是答应过你
1494
01:31:27,541 --> 01:31:28,875
不过我配不上你
1495
01:31:31,375 --> 01:31:32,916
因为我戴不上这对
1496
01:31:33,375 --> 01:31:34,708
龙凤配指环
1497
01:31:36,791 --> 01:31:37,791
傻瓜！
1498
01:31:38,791 --> 01:31:41,166
戴龙凤配指环必需达到无我境界
1499
01:31:41,833 --> 01:31:42,833
只要你记住
1500
01:31:42,875 --> 01:31:44,791
我永远都是你的天下无双就行了
1501
01:31:45,791 --> 01:31:46,791
试一试！
1502
01:31:57,291 --> 01:32:00,083
戴上它，我们一辈子都不分开！
1503
01:32:32,791 --> 01:32:34,250
是不是？我早就说可以的！
1504
01:32:58,791 --> 01:32:59,791
我终于明白
1505
01:33:00,625 --> 01:33:02,083
镜花水月是什么意思
1506
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:05,250
有些事只要你肯反过来看就行了
1507
01:33:06,291 --> 01:33:07,625
其实情之所至
1508
01:33:08,041 --> 01:33:10,333
应该你中有我，我中有你
1509
01:33:10,958 --> 01:33:13,041
谁是男谁是女，又有什么关系呢？
1510
01:33:13,833 --> 01:33:16,375
两个人在一起开心就行了
1511
01:33:17,250 --> 01:33:18,416
今天她是小霸王
1512
01:33:19,208 --> 01:33:20,541
可能明天又轮到我了
1513
01:33:34,541 --> 01:33:35,958
桃花开了！
1514
01:33:48,666 --> 01:33:49,916
御妹说得对
1515
01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:51,791
春暖花开
1516
01:33:52,208 --> 01:33:54,500
我想，她一定找到她的心上人
1517
01:33:56,833 --> 01:33:59,375
想笑就笑，不要忍
1518
01:34:03,125 --> 01:34:04,791
是不是很温馨？
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