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When you're a little kid
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your relationship with your dad is easy.
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Say "Dad's awesome"
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- He's your hero
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My dad I used to do everything together
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He'd let me stay up late and listen to
Blackhawks' games on the radio.
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And anytime Denis Savard scored we celebrate
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like we won the Stanley Cup.
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Sometimes he'd even bring me to the rink
on Sundays to watch him play.
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Get extra cheese.
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He was cooler than Wayne Gretzky or
Michael Jordan any day.
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My dad taught me everything
I needed to know.
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But something strange happens when you get older.
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By the time high school rolls around
you start to think you know everything.
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And you start to think your dad doesn't know squat.
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And that does not sit well with either party.
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When I was a freshman it seemed
like everything my dad did annoyed me.
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Somehow my hero had turned
into a cranky old man overnight.
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A guy who did a lot of this...
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and this...
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and this...
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in the span of just a few years
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we went from talking about everything
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to barely talking at all.
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- You got practice today? - Uh, huh
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- You do your homework? - Uh, huh
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Got your tie?
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Yes Dad, I got my tie!
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Jesus!
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You forgot your tie.
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I got it!
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- I got it
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was something I said a lot when I was a freshman.
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I got it!
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I got my learner's permit! I can drive now!
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- In my mind the learner's permit
was the answer to all my problems.
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It was one step closer to freedom.
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One step closer to the open road.
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One step closer to never hearing this again...
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or this...
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Come on, dad!
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I'm giving Mike 10 bucks
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he's gonna take me driving.
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No, he's not.
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Why not?
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First of all because Mike's not qualified
to teach you how to do anything
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and secondly because there's a million
other things to get done around here.
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Regulators!
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Dad said I can't go.
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Mount up!
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Before you can learn to drive a car you need
to learn how to take care of it.
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I want you to clean the windows on the Explorer
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then I want you to clean the inside of mom's car
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then I want you to mow the lawn.
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What does mowing the lawn have to do with the car?
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It just needs to be done.
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Then why don't you do it?
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why don't I do it?
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- Sadly, it wasn't until years later
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that I learned not to ask my father
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why he couldn't do something.
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I had a feeling this was going to lead
one of his famous
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Steve Hickey dad quotes
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All I do, is jump through hoops for you kids!
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- There it is, the jump through hoops line
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the man was perpetually jumping
through hoops for us.
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leaping through them, en masse.
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I did not redo this entire house...
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- Woah, there was another one...
the old, 'I didn't redo the house' line
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all I needed was one more for the...
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Jiminy Cricket!
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- Jiminy Cricket! - the trifecta!
Oh, he's heating up, folks.
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Steve Hickey is pushing
cliche greatness
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Are you listening to me?
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- Nope, not even a little bit.
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- I said are you listening to me?
- Yeah
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I HATE DAD VOL 1
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Maybe this is like The Karate Kid
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and he's teaching you
how to do sweet karate moves.
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Shut up, Gracie
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Hey, Hawks preseason game is on.
Wanna take a break and listen?
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No!
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- Listen to the Hawks
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How could someone actually enjoy
listening to hockey on the radio?
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I couldn't think of a more boring way
to spend a Saturday.
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Well, besides mowing the lawn.
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I'd show him, though.
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Sports fans, Pete Hickey's
about to go for the all-time
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land speed mowing record.
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This middle child
would not be denied his God-given
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driving privileges.
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Stubborn kid
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Just like someone else I know
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- Time to beat is Mike Hickey's 29 minute mark.
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He's got it in his sights...
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He did it!
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He did it!
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Yeah!
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Finished!
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- Ladies and gentlemen, it was driving time!
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Brendan Fraser sunglasses...
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Check
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Discman that will probably skip too much, check.
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Generic Mountain Dew, check.
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Ice-cold driver, checkity, check, check...
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What are you doing?
We're taking my car to Jules'
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Oh my God, you're gonna suck so bad.
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Shut up!
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- And I did suck so bad
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I sucked so, seriously bad.
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Don't worry honey,
we won't tell your dad.
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And then he swerved so bad, he ran into the curb
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and one of Jablecki kids
threw his shake at the car.
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What... Jablecki always throws shakes at cars.
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The kid's not ready yet, Dad
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he's not a serious driver.
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Look, they were yelling at me the whole time,
how on Earth was I supposed to concentrate?
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We were telling him to
stop playing with his Discman.
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You really need the electronic
skip protection, bro.
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Well like the saying goes, Pete,
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Success is no more permanent
than failure is fatal.
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I don't know dad,
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He almost hit a troop of Girl Scouts
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that would have been pretty fatal.
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Hey, those Girl Scouts were runing all over
the White Hen parking lot
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that wasn't my fault.
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The White Hen, huh?
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- Oh no, here it comes.
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You know what happened to your dad
outside that White Hen?
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I ever tell you my Mike Ditka story, Gracie?
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- My dad had told us his Mike Ditka story
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at least once a week, every week
for the past 11 years
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I don't know Dad, what is it?
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January 29th 1983
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Light dusting of snow on the ground
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I'm in the White Hen to get some...
what was it, honey?
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- Tinactin
- Bug spray, right.
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I pull up, get out of the car
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and out of the corner of my eye
I see this... this
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mustache.
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There was a sliver of light
coming out of Dimples Donuts.
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It was like a beacon,
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calling the 'stache into port.
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It was the most beautiful,
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majestic, magnetic thing
I've ever seen in my life.
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Guy must have been using
some kind of fancy product -
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- What'd I say it was, Clare?
- Pomade
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Vaseline, right.
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Like the 'Dew of Life' glistening off that thing.
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and do you know who this
Picasso of Lapeer belonged to?
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- Uncle Dave
- Michael Keller Ditka
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In the flesh, walking right towards me.
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Our eyes locked like a... like a couple a...
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- Grown men staring at each other
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like a couple of brothers.
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Brothers in battle.
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I walk right up to him and I says, I says
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You're Mike Ditka.
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He looks me square in the eye
and you know what he says?
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That's right, he says
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That's right
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What are you doing in White Hens, I asked
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Buying stuff he says
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Buying stuff
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I'll never forget it
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Oh my God
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that is...
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the stupidest story
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I've ever heard
in my entire life.
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- Hey, you Mike Ditka
- Yeah
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- Yeah, I am
- What you are doing over here?
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Buying stuff
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That's it!?!
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That's the whole story?!?
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Mike Ditka meets millions of people everyday!
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- He remembers.
- I highly doubt that.
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I know what I know.
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You don't know anything.
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- Oh boy, now I'd done it
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I don't know anything?
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Well, let me tell you what I do know.
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I know that the backyard looks
like a pair of monkeys mowed it.
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I know that I bust my ass 50 hours a week
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to pay for cars
you obviously have no respect for
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and I know for damn sure
you're not going to drive either
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- of them again anytime soon.
- You know what...
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I'm sick of this.
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- One game on varsity, he acts like he owns the place.
- That's enough!
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- In the movies this is the part
where there'd be a knock on the door
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and the dad would come in
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and the son would say "I'm sorry."
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and the dad would say, "I love you."
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and they'd talk about their feelings.
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Yeah, right.
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Instead,
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my dad and I spent the next few days
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avoiding each other like the plague.
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I waited around all week until Sunday night.
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That's when I knew he'd be out
playing hockey and I could finally relax
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and maybe you few of his precious Cheez-Its.
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Yep
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At least I still had Sunday nights
to do what I wanted.
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Get up
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You're driving me to hockey.
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- No thanks
- Not a choice
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and bring my Cheez-Its.
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- Not only did I have to drive my dad to hockey
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but since I couldn't drive without an adult
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that meant I had to stay at the rink
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for the whole game
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plus the whole time he drank beers
afterwards.
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I was basically the guys designated driver.
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- Can I at least turn some music on?
- No
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It's a distraction, you're not ready yet.
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- And let me just give you a basic driving tip...
- You know Dad, I got it, okay
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10 and 2
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check my mirrors
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- signals, yeah, I got it
- No
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Go faster
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You're doing 17 in a 45. It's not safe
and you're cutting into drinking time.
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Here
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They still have cheese fries
at the snack bar.
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I'm good.
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Good for what?
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I'll see you when you get out
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You're just going to stay in the car,
the whole night?
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Yep
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Super...
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Super-duper
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- Yeah, I'm not going to give you
the satisfaction old man.
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I'm going to sit here all night,
I don't care about you.
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I'm a driver now, I'm an adult.
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Now it might seem odd, but back
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then we didn't have phones
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or social media to entertain us
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when we got bored.
All we had were our wits
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and our imagination.
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So I got to say my generation got pretty good
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at wasting time.
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It went on like that for 3 weeks
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Every Sunday night, I'd drive him to hockey
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He'd offer me money...
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Just take $5 and get yourself
some cheese fries.
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- No, I'm good
- Just take it
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- No. - I'd refuse
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and then sit in the car for 3 hours.
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Dr. Leo Marvin!
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Candyman...
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Candyman.
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Dr. Leo Marvin!
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- For the kids out there, that's from the movie
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What About Bob
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It's awesome.
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Try to keep up with the '90s references, will ya?
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Candy...
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...man-
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-itoba.
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You saw that wrister I put past you
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- A good game
- Yeah, good game.
260
00:12:44,403 --> 00:12:47,304
After 3 weeks to this
my driving hadn't gotten any better
261
00:12:47,305 --> 00:12:49,883
and my relationship with my dad
had only gotten worse.
262
00:12:57,673 --> 00:12:59,073
Should be a good game.
263
00:12:59,647 --> 00:13:01,240
Balfour's looking sharp.
264
00:13:02,736 --> 00:13:04,548
How much longer do I have to do this?
265
00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:10,467
It's a distraction, remember?
266
00:13:11,431 --> 00:13:12,606
How much longer?
267
00:13:13,002 --> 00:13:14,674
Until you learn how to drive.
268
00:13:15,050 --> 00:13:16,287
I'm trying to help you.
269
00:13:17,344 --> 00:13:18,809
You're not trying to help me
270
00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:20,876
you're just making me be your chauffeur
271
00:13:21,007 --> 00:13:21,737
Pete...
272
00:13:21,748 --> 00:13:24,126
No, you don't think I know anything, but I do.
273
00:13:24,711 --> 00:13:26,595
You don't know anything about me anymore
274
00:13:26,826 --> 00:13:28,111
You don't care about me
275
00:13:28,387 --> 00:13:30,325
You only care about telling me what to do.
276
00:13:32,665 --> 00:13:34,263
- And... that's a stop sign.
277
00:13:36,603 --> 00:13:38,038
- And that's a cop...
278
00:13:38,147 --> 00:13:39,529
God dammit, Pete!
279
00:13:40,294 --> 00:13:43,096
- And that's the end for old Pete Hickey
280
00:13:50,378 --> 00:13:52,018
You wanna tell me why you just ran that stop sign?
281
00:13:53,013 --> 00:13:54,373
I'm sorry, it was just an accident.
282
00:13:54,448 --> 00:13:56,835
License and registration.
283
00:14:05,254 --> 00:14:06,564
Learner's permit
284
00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:07,845
OK
285
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,034
I'm going to need to see your license too, sir.
286
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,404
sure thing, officer.
287
00:14:12,146 --> 00:14:15,592
Sorry about that, my son thinks he's
Mario Andretti sometimes.
288
00:14:17,248 --> 00:14:18,488
Yeah, you know sorry about that,
289
00:14:18,489 --> 00:14:20,995
I don't know if you knew this
but my dad's actually in the NHL.
290
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,756
You know, he's gotta get to the rink
so he can drink like 10 beers.
291
00:14:24,326 --> 00:14:26,292
Woohee, the lip on this kid.
292
00:14:26,774 --> 00:14:27,858
That was directed at me
293
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,238
not you, officer.
294
00:14:29,365 --> 00:14:30,379
Again, apologies.
295
00:14:30,798 --> 00:14:32,731
In fact I think you should give him a ticket
296
00:14:33,129 --> 00:14:35,538
- Write him up
- Yeah, maybe
297
00:14:35,699 --> 00:14:36,699
But wait a second,
298
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:37,792
Steve Hickey
299
00:14:37,924 --> 00:14:38,924
I know you
300
00:14:39,068 --> 00:14:41,322
you're the guy that met Ditka.
301
00:14:42,891 --> 00:14:44,110
That's right!
302
00:14:46,043 --> 00:14:48,133
Oh man, it is an honor to meet you
303
00:14:48,493 --> 00:14:51,460
I can't believe I'm like...
one guy away from Ditka right now.
304
00:14:51,955 --> 00:14:53,985
One handshake away, my friend
305
00:14:55,614 --> 00:14:56,614
Wow
306
00:14:57,205 --> 00:14:58,320
I gotta ask
307
00:14:58,512 --> 00:14:59,777
What was he like?
308
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:02,989
Are you familiar with the term statuesque?
309
00:15:04,736 --> 00:15:07,816
Great conversationalist, exquisite mustache
310
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,102
A gentleman.
311
00:15:09,455 --> 00:15:11,764
I knew it. I knew it
312
00:15:12,701 --> 00:15:13,701
Hey you know what?
313
00:15:14,944 --> 00:15:16,094
You guys have a safe night
314
00:15:16,595 --> 00:15:19,208
- Well thank you very much, officer
- It's Flory, don't mention it
315
00:15:19,763 --> 00:15:21,254
And let me tell you something kid -
316
00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:23,449
if your dad wasn't so cool
317
00:15:23,970 --> 00:15:26,091
you'd have a ticket, right now
318
00:15:26,752 --> 00:15:27,752
Capisce?
319
00:15:29,717 --> 00:15:30,717
Yes, Sir
320
00:15:31,052 --> 00:15:32,789
There's a lot you can learn from this man
321
00:15:34,424 --> 00:15:36,211
- Go Bears.
- Go Bears!
322
00:15:41,449 --> 00:15:42,449
Out
323
00:15:42,619 --> 00:15:43,700
- Dad...
- Out!
324
00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:12,071
AAARRRRRRGHGGHH!!!
325
00:16:13,396 --> 00:16:15,456
OH MY GOD!!!
326
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,363
- Every teenager has their breaking point
327
00:16:26,771 --> 00:16:28,598
that one moment where puberty
328
00:16:28,599 --> 00:16:31,173
and curiosity make you do
something truly insane.
329
00:16:38,270 --> 00:16:39,604
This was my moment.
330
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,554
And it felt great.
331
00:16:52,153 --> 00:16:53,393
I didn't know where I was going
332
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,622
but it didn't matter.
333
00:16:55,199 --> 00:16:57,396
head down one road
then another
334
00:16:57,521 --> 00:16:58,521
then another
335
00:16:58,540 --> 00:16:59,540
just drive
336
00:16:59,901 --> 00:17:00,901
this was it
337
00:17:01,158 --> 00:17:02,710
this was what I was missing
338
00:17:03,405 --> 00:17:04,453
I was in control
339
00:17:04,886 --> 00:17:05,886
I was free
340
00:17:06,198 --> 00:17:07,198
I was...
341
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,486
I was totally lost
342
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:13,569
nothing looked familiar
343
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:15,623
nothing looked safe, where was I?
344
00:17:16,725 --> 00:17:19,642
I could be in Cicero or
Chicago or Mexico, for all I knew.
345
00:17:20,554 --> 00:17:23,606
How long had I been driving? I had no idea.
346
00:17:28,990 --> 00:17:31,027
There's no GPS in 1994.
347
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,272
No Google Maps
348
00:17:32,286 --> 00:17:33,286
No Siri
349
00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:35,030
When you were lost, man
350
00:17:35,115 --> 00:17:36,274
you were lost
351
00:17:39,418 --> 00:17:41,293
I'm telling you man, she totally wanted it
352
00:17:41,987 --> 00:17:42,987
Hold on one sec
353
00:17:44,098 --> 00:17:45,379
Huxtables
354
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:46,752
Mike, Mike it's me
355
00:17:46,805 --> 00:17:47,974
Listen, I...
356
00:17:48,012 --> 00:17:51,129
don't tell Mom I'm on the car phone
but I need you to get a map
357
00:17:51,264 --> 00:17:53,583
There should be one in the junk drawer in the kitchen
358
00:17:53,584 --> 00:17:54,672
Who is this?
359
00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:55,679
It's Pete, dumb-ass
360
00:17:55,924 --> 00:17:57,562
I'm on the other line spaz
361
00:17:59,473 --> 00:18:01,343
Anyway dude, what was I saying?
362
00:18:02,329 --> 00:18:04,440
oh yeah, no, this chick totally wants it
363
00:18:04,482 --> 00:18:07,791
Mike... Mike... God dammit
364
00:18:08,346 --> 00:18:10,749
Yo, you got a problem?
365
00:18:12,137 --> 00:18:14,254
I said, do you got a problem?
366
00:18:15,951 --> 00:18:18,300
- There's only one person
who could get me out of this
367
00:18:19,126 --> 00:18:21,105
and he was the last person I wanted to call
368
00:18:26,950 --> 00:18:27,950
Thank you
369
00:18:28,124 --> 00:18:29,124
Pete
370
00:18:29,138 --> 00:18:30,960
Dad, Dad, it's me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I...
371
00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:31,765
Where are you?
372
00:18:31,831 --> 00:18:34,521
I don't know, I'm lost I think, but there's these dudes
373
00:18:34,522 --> 00:18:37,069
and they're kind of messing with me and I
don't know where to go or what to do.
374
00:18:37,269 --> 00:18:38,872
Listen to me, find a corner
375
00:18:39,046 --> 00:18:40,512
Can you see a street sign?
376
00:18:41,229 --> 00:18:44,076
Yeah... I'm on Kaminski and 64th
377
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,915
You're on the west side of Chicago,
you're by Midway.
378
00:18:47,329 --> 00:18:48,329
Drive
379
00:18:55,018 --> 00:18:57,593
You're going to turn on 64th,
does it matter which direction
380
00:18:57,655 --> 00:18:58,655
okay
381
00:19:00,145 --> 00:19:01,273
I turned right
382
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,715
look for Polaski, you want to make a left
383
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,948
It's going to be okay
384
00:19:08,249 --> 00:19:09,249
okay
385
00:19:09,332 --> 00:19:10,332
okay
386
00:19:25,978 --> 00:19:28,540
I couldn't bring myself to look at
him out there on the ice
387
00:19:28,604 --> 00:19:29,865
I was too embarrassed
388
00:19:30,506 --> 00:19:32,745
I was sure he'd told the whole team by now
389
00:19:33,233 --> 00:19:35,338
His idiot son, screwing up again
390
00:19:36,157 --> 00:19:37,979
Hey, hey, if it isn't little Peter Pumpkin Eater
391
00:19:42,156 --> 00:19:43,156
It's Crabs
392
00:19:44,968 --> 00:19:45,970
Oh, oh, yeah
393
00:19:46,716 --> 00:19:49,867
- Hi
- Ah yes, a grown man named Crabs
394
00:19:50,216 --> 00:19:51,610
You had to love hockey players
395
00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:53,186
Been awhile, huh
396
00:19:55,314 --> 00:19:58,416
So what gives, somebody steal
your starter jacket or something?
397
00:19:59,718 --> 00:20:01,590
No, I just...
398
00:20:02,441 --> 00:20:04,514
kind of in a lot of trouble with my dad right now
399
00:20:05,286 --> 00:20:07,243
He probably told you,
you know about the drive-in
400
00:20:07,644 --> 00:20:09,040
Yeah, he says you're driving real good
401
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,341
No I'm talking about what happened...
402
00:20:12,657 --> 00:20:14,258
- Wait, what?
- Yeah
403
00:20:14,442 --> 00:20:16,736
Your dad won't shut up
about you in the locker room
404
00:20:16,770 --> 00:20:18,536
Heard you made varsity football at Roman's.
405
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:23,066
- Yeah, I mean, for like one game
- And you write for the paper
406
00:20:23,161 --> 00:20:24,294
Okay, how do you know that?
407
00:20:24,376 --> 00:20:25,122
Are you kidding me?
408
00:20:25,366 --> 00:20:28,182
Your dad brings in the articles,
that one on girls' swimming was real good
409
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:33,046
- Crabs
- In a minute Jakubowski, you fat Pollock!
410
00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:35,570
Buck up kid
411
00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:37,011
You're at Sunday Night Hockey, now
412
00:20:37,249 --> 00:20:38,258
No frowning allowed.
413
00:21:07,092 --> 00:21:08,789
Cheese fries, please.
414
00:21:21,232 --> 00:21:23,007
Maybe it was because he'd saved my ass
415
00:21:23,008 --> 00:21:25,857
or maybe it was because
I hadn't seen him play in years.
416
00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:29,923
But watching him out there on the ice
417
00:21:30,467 --> 00:21:32,756
suddenly my dad didn't seem so old anymore.
418
00:21:33,589 --> 00:21:34,589
Or gruff
419
00:21:34,772 --> 00:21:35,772
or annoying.
420
00:21:37,958 --> 00:21:38,958
He seemed...
421
00:21:39,352 --> 00:21:40,352
happy
422
00:21:41,694 --> 00:21:42,950
Hockey was his outlet.
423
00:21:43,757 --> 00:21:46,135
For years it was our favorite thing
to talk about.
424
00:21:47,709 --> 00:21:50,261
Looking back, maybe that's all
he was trying to do with those
425
00:21:50,262 --> 00:21:52,459
car rides and Blackhawks games.
426
00:21:53,356 --> 00:21:54,724
He just trying to talk.
427
00:21:57,072 --> 00:21:59,400
we never said anything about the joyride that night
428
00:21:59,851 --> 00:22:01,472
or any other night for that matter.
429
00:22:01,901 --> 00:22:04,539
He knew I was embarrassed
I knew he was mad
430
00:22:04,930 --> 00:22:06,464
we didn't need to say anything
431
00:22:08,465 --> 00:22:11,304
Because for the first time
in a really long time
432
00:22:12,473 --> 00:22:13,890
we understood each other
433
00:22:28,088 --> 00:22:31,009
- Man, Roenick is doing great this year
- Yeah, he is
434
00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:33,841
Kind of reminds me of Savard, when I was little.
435
00:22:35,650 --> 00:22:37,358
I used to love him, remember?
436
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:39,960
I do.
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