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Previously on iZombie...
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You tell your boss that Freylich
brains equals zombie cures,
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and suddenly, these
poor kids will be hunted.
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This is the hub
of Renegade's operation.
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We have five zombie kids here
who need tutoring.
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Yes, I'm in.
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Graham Moss,
I hear you work for Renegade.
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You work for us now.
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Al Bronson, Bluster Magazine.
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I'm gonna need an extension
on the DeBeers profile.
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I told you. Blaine killed Baracus!
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That means he also stole my cures.
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What do you mean, no brains shipped?
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It's because of the story.
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Ten thousand zombies
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depend on the brains Blaine
delivers into the city.
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Let's just admit it,
we've all got a little monster in us.
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He's a murderer!
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Excuse me, hon.
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Excuse me.
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Sidecar. Give it some extra kick.
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You got proof of ID?
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Funny.
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Sense of humor. Unique fashion sense.
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Owner, or just work here?
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Kind of both.
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- It's complicated.
- You're employed.
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And yet, despite all that,
let me guess... single?
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- How can you tell?
- It's my job.
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I'm a matchmaker. Some of my handiwork.
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So, which way, boys or girls?
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What?
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What... What...
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So, girls. Okay. Yes, I see.
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I think I have the perfect one for you.
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One what?
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The perfect girl for you.
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Excuse me.
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Mr. Eberhard. This is my
son's wedding reception, and...
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Yeah, just a second. Perfect for me?
How do you even know?
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Intuition. Experience.
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It's my job.
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- If you're interested.
- So...
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So, what, I just call you, and...
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- Mr. Eberhard!
- What?
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It's my son's wedding reception,
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and there are people picketing outside.
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The owner's had some bad
press recently, so...
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That Blaine DeBeers
sounds like a monster.
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Is he a monster?
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Am I a monster?
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Maybe I've crossed a few lines...
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Monster!
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But does that make me a monster?
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You killer!
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Here's the situation.
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Shipments of brains
into Seattle have stopped.
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We have supplies for three days.
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I need you to tell me
the details of your operation,
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so we can get the brains moving again.
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You make these charges disappear
and get me out of here,
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I'll have brain operations
back up in a day.
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'Cause I can't take it.
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The break-room TV is just repeating
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the edited-for-television version
of Snakes on a Plane.
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You're toxic.
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If I let you out,
people will riot in the streets.
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Well, I guess we're all
screwed, monkey fighter.
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You see? Samuel I. Jackson
just doesn't work edited for TV.
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Without monsters,
what would people even talk about?
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The case of Carol Barbera,
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the murdered matchmaker
these two are working on?
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Seen it.
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But, if you insist.
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So, did Major fill you in
on the whole Blaine business?
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Good riddance, I say.
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Living the high life off
the cures he stole from us.
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I say, let him rot.
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What? Don't tell me you don't savor
the idea of Blaine DeBeers
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spending some well-earned time
in an unflattering jumpsuit.
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I can deal with Blaine
living the high life,
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as long as he kept the city
from coming apart.
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So, check it out.
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That red button found at the
scene, not hers.
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Not hers? Interesting.
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No, it's not. We all know the drill.
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You eat the brain, find clues...
blah-blah-blah, case closed.
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But this isn't her story.
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It's mine.
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Synced and corrected by hawken45
for www.addic7ed.com
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So, what's it like being
the most hated man in Seattle?
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I don't know.
I haven't talked to A-Rod in a while.
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So, this is all a joke to you?
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Not a very funny one.
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Well, this is a waste of time.
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We'll have a warrant for
his house within 24 hours.
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- Then he'll talk.
- About what?
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My Greene and Greene coffee table?
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Or my Warhol Polaroids?
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How about the mask your journalist
friend took pictures of?
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It's the same one I saw in a vision.
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I know you killed the mayor.
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Aren't you a little...
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fertilized to be having visions?
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Shut up. Don't speak.
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You know the drill,
lawyer's here, you're out.
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Great talk, gang.
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We all learned something.
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Okay. Fun fact.
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No one in the history
of the criminal justice system
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has ever gotten off as a result
of a witticism or zinger.
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Don't speak.
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I've reviewed your case.
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And from a legal angle,
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I've seen worse.
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From a PR angle, I haven't.
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I'm gonna need to do some fancy
filing to see if I can swing bail.
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In the meantime, what do you do?
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- Speak?
- Don't speak.
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I do have to get a message
to an associate, though.
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Oh. Well, let me check.
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I'm pretty sure it's legal.
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No, I meant your retainer.
Did the check clear?
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Yeah, you can tell me.
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"Three hundred and sixty-five
degrees." That's the message?
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You sure he's gonna get it?
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Oh, yeah.
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My guy is as sharp as a tack.
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Look, I don't know what
you're talking about, I just work here.
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You're Blaine's right-hand man.
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I have a hard time believing
you don't know how his system works.
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I just do what he says.
It's brain's Blaines, man.
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Or... You know what I mean.
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Look, I'd love to help, but...
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Okay, look...
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I'm gonna leave this contract for you.
Same deal we had with Blaine.
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It's a good deal.
And a chance to step up, be a hero.
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Well, I'll have to ask Blaine,
because it's Blaine's...
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Brains? Yeah, got it.
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Gentlemen.
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Let's make a deal.
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Stacey Boss.
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Stacey Boss.
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Thought you were dead.
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I was close.
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You have no idea how hot
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a Bangladeshi summer is
in a three-piece suit.
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You've been hiding in Bangladesh?
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"Hiding"?
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Working.
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Bangladesh, Sudan, Ukraine.
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Anywhere there's brains, I've been.
That's how it works.
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I procure, Don E distributes,
Blaine does jack.
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I'd be willing to solve your
little problem, right here and now.
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We cut Blaine out.
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Don E and I handle the brains ourselves.
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Everybody's happy, except Blaine.
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The catch being?
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A slight cost adjustment.
Say, double what you're paying Blaine?
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We don't have the budget.
I can't agree to that.
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I get it. Budgets are stubborn things,
but let me just say this.
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When zombies start tearing
humans limb from limb,
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my price is not likely
to have come down.
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Taken under advisement.
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So, what'd you think?
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I think I wish you'd told me
about all this in advance.
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Sorry, but the pitch demanded
a dramatic entrance.
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Are you in?
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I don't know, cutting Blaine out...
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You do all the work and reap no reward.
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If the roles were reversed,
would Blaine be as loyal to you?
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But I don't know if Major's bluffing.
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I mean, Blaine had a good deal.
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- If they don't have budget...
- You play poker, Don E?
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- Not really.
- We got a winning hand.
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When you've got a winning
hand, you don't fold.
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No! No, we're not gonna take it anymore!
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We're outraged!
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Fun crowd outside.
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Next time, use the back entrance.
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There shouldn't be a next time.
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I'm here on behalf of my
client, Blaine DeBeers.
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Tanner, where have you been?
Where's the booze?
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I can't run a bar with just
vermouth and this melon crap.
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He wouldn't let me take it.
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He says his payment didn't go through.
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What? Why didn't you just
use the business card?
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I tried. None of them worked.
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Get on the phone, call the bank...
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Don't bother. I've seen this before.
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They've frozen Blaine's assets.
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So, let me just give you this.
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"Three hundred and sixty-five degrees."
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What?
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Three hundred and sixty-five degrees.
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I hope it means something to you,
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because he just used up his retainer.
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Oh!
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- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah?
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Okay, I got it.
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- Got it?
- Yeah.
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Don E.
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We need to ask you some questions
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about the death of a Mrs.
Carol Barbera.
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Hey, free advice. Don't speak.
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Murdered. The matchmaker,
she was murdered.
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Can you believe it?
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She's trying to make people happy,
ends up thrown off a balcony.
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Did you meet Mrs. Barbera?
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I poured her a drink.
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She told me that she
had my perfect match.
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You're in her brain!
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Please tell me you remember the name.
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When she told me, I dropped the glass.
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Come on, have a vision.
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Nothing?
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Come on!
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Was there anything else
you noticed that night?
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She did have an argument with Candy.
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At one point. She's in the back.
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I'd knock first.
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I understand, General. But...
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the situation here is truly dire.
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I can't state it any more bluntly.
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We'll be out of brains in 48 hours.
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After that, zombies
might turn on the living.
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Some might try to scale the wall.
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I know that you think
this is our problem,
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but it could end up
being all of our problem.
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Thank you, uh, Major.
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We'll discuss it
and get back to you later.
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Or sooner, if you can.
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I don't see why they haven't just
taken care of these things already.
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Maybe 'cause it's not that easy to go
next door and murder your neighbor.
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And we're talking about the lives
of thousands of innocent humans.
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Hostages.
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We do still have brain stockpiled
from before we cut 'em off.
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General Mills, that sounds
surprisingly temperate.
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I believe "nuke 'em all"
was your previous position.
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It's just... I figure, it could
buy us some time.
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I mean, I hear there's
progress on the CDC end.
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All right, so, Glenn is
now willing to buy some time.
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All right, moving on. Next item.
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I have good news and bad news.
257
00:11:37,387 --> 00:11:39,806
Ah, good news.
I could use some good news.
258
00:11:39,890 --> 00:11:41,141
I'll start with the bad news.
259
00:11:41,433 --> 00:11:42,642
Your assets are frozen.
260
00:11:42,726 --> 00:11:44,603
You're unable to pay my fee.
261
00:11:45,312 --> 00:11:46,438
Come on, man.
262
00:11:46,646 --> 00:11:48,356
You know I'm good for it.
263
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:49,516
I don't.
264
00:11:49,816 --> 00:11:52,277
The good news is,
I have an in with your judge, so,
265
00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:54,946
if I play ball and I go the extra mile,
266
00:11:55,071 --> 00:11:56,781
I think I can get you off
this whole thing.
267
00:11:57,365 --> 00:11:59,784
If you're able to pay my retainer.
268
00:12:00,410 --> 00:12:01,536
Okay.
269
00:12:02,329 --> 00:12:03,622
I guess I gotta make some calls.
270
00:12:03,705 --> 00:12:04,706
You made your call.
271
00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:07,167
But I can call whomever you'd like.
272
00:12:09,502 --> 00:12:12,380
Money? What money?
I don't have any money.
273
00:12:12,589 --> 00:12:13,840
Do you know how much I make?
274
00:12:14,174 --> 00:12:15,800
Tell him I do know,
275
00:12:16,092 --> 00:12:18,929
I was obviously talking about
the club account rainy day fund.
276
00:12:19,095 --> 00:12:20,555
He means the rainy day fund.
277
00:12:20,722 --> 00:12:22,265
Yeah, it's on fumes.
278
00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:24,893
All right? We don't have any customers.
279
00:12:26,102 --> 00:12:28,521
Our vendors are demanding cash upfront.
280
00:12:29,189 --> 00:12:33,068
Tell him there's a red bag behind
the panel under the Hefeweizen tap.
281
00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:35,320
There's a bag under the Hefeweizen tap.
282
00:12:35,612 --> 00:12:37,030
Should be 50 grand in there.
283
00:12:37,239 --> 00:12:39,449
My client says there's
50 grand in there.
284
00:12:43,954 --> 00:12:44,788
There's 40 grand.
285
00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:50,377
Don E...
286
00:12:51,711 --> 00:12:53,672
Could you loan me $10,000?
287
00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:55,966
- He wants you to loan him...
- $10,000?
288
00:12:56,091 --> 00:12:58,426
Blaine, man,
I'm not exactly rolling in dough.
289
00:13:00,095 --> 00:13:02,347
Damn it, Don E! Just give me the money.
290
00:13:03,556 --> 00:13:05,100
He just wants you to get him the money.
291
00:13:10,021 --> 00:13:11,356
Okay, fine. I'll get it.
292
00:13:12,649 --> 00:13:14,651
Okay. What the hell is this?
293
00:13:16,987 --> 00:13:17,821
Oh, no.
294
00:13:18,613 --> 00:13:20,115
My beautiful, beautiful home.
295
00:13:20,323 --> 00:13:22,701
So, we'll just be adding
"destroying evidence" to the charges?
296
00:13:22,909 --> 00:13:24,077
And why is that?
297
00:13:24,494 --> 00:13:26,162
I'm the most hated man in Seattle.
298
00:13:27,414 --> 00:13:29,169
Why wouldn't my house get torched?
299
00:13:32,767 --> 00:13:34,767
_
300
00:13:34,970 --> 00:13:38,890
You tweeted "Seattle has two days
until brain supplies run out."
301
00:13:38,974 --> 00:13:40,851
How do you back up your claim?
302
00:13:42,102 --> 00:13:46,356
The blue-collar workers in that plant
are my friends and neighbors.
303
00:13:47,232 --> 00:13:49,776
And they told me, "No more brains."
304
00:13:50,277 --> 00:13:53,530
Officials at the plant
did not respond for comment.
305
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:55,302
Back to you.
306
00:13:56,074 --> 00:13:58,910
So, Commander, the joint chiefs
called while you were out.
307
00:13:59,277 --> 00:14:00,311
Finally.
308
00:14:00,454 --> 00:14:01,997
Alan, let's call back the joint chiefs.
309
00:14:02,122 --> 00:14:04,416
Actually, sir, they, uh, left a message.
310
00:14:04,624 --> 00:14:07,739
Basically, since it's the official
position of the US government that...
311
00:14:08,378 --> 00:14:10,881
Fillmore Graves is a
terrorist operation,
312
00:14:11,131 --> 00:14:12,757
- they do not...
- So, no?
313
00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:14,342
Yes. No.
314
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,054
Many left are wondering if...
315
00:14:18,138 --> 00:14:18,972
Oh, and, uh...
316
00:14:19,890 --> 00:14:22,350
Looks like Blaine DeBeers made bail.
317
00:14:26,771 --> 00:14:30,233
The house's in my ex-stepdad's name,
so no one'll trace you here.
318
00:14:30,567 --> 00:14:32,221
You can hang as long as you want.
319
00:14:33,278 --> 00:14:34,613
Which will be zero minutes.
320
00:14:35,489 --> 00:14:36,740
This makes me miss jail.
321
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,951
Oh, come on, it's not that bad.
322
00:14:40,035 --> 00:14:41,453
It's private.
323
00:14:41,995 --> 00:14:43,997
You got the TV.
324
00:14:44,331 --> 00:14:46,082
The couch.
325
00:14:48,627 --> 00:14:50,378
I spent some pretty
good times down here.
326
00:14:50,462 --> 00:14:51,713
I'm sure you did.
327
00:14:52,547 --> 00:14:53,760
Right where you are now,
328
00:14:54,007 --> 00:14:56,301
me and Pam Hagler watched
the One Tree Hill premiere.
329
00:14:57,844 --> 00:15:00,013
- And I lost my...
- If you continue,
330
00:15:00,305 --> 00:15:02,766
the scream I utter
will shatter the universe.
331
00:15:04,601 --> 00:15:06,520
Okay, fine.
I'm going to The Scratching Post.
332
00:15:12,234 --> 00:15:14,653
I am on a yacht to Ibiza.
333
00:15:16,863 --> 00:15:18,740
Blake Lively is hitching a ride.
334
00:15:20,116 --> 00:15:22,619
We're sharing a nice crisp GrĂ¼ner.
335
00:15:26,498 --> 00:15:28,250
You must be Don's friend.
336
00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:42,764
All right, so, give her the rundown.
337
00:15:43,098 --> 00:15:44,724
And just keep in mind,
if she doesn't pass,
338
00:15:45,308 --> 00:15:47,018
your boyfriend washes up in the lake.
339
00:15:47,853 --> 00:15:48,979
Okay.
340
00:15:50,063 --> 00:15:53,441
So, they're toughest
with stuff they can double check.
341
00:15:53,608 --> 00:15:54,734
Names. Dates.
342
00:15:55,282 --> 00:15:57,909
Addresses. Stuff like that.
343
00:15:58,053 --> 00:16:00,597
- You'll need to have that down pat.
- It's down.
344
00:16:01,491 --> 00:16:02,784
That it? Just questions?
345
00:16:02,957 --> 00:16:06,162
If you pass the interview,
they'll say you're in,
346
00:16:06,246 --> 00:16:07,539
then do a group toast.
347
00:16:08,123 --> 00:16:11,084
But the shot they give you
is laced with ghost pepper.
348
00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:14,210
You'll need to react
to prove you're human.
349
00:16:16,965 --> 00:16:17,799
That it?
350
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,509
Yeah. That's it.
351
00:16:22,012 --> 00:16:23,972
I appreciate the warning,
Commander Lillywhite,
352
00:16:24,055 --> 00:16:26,349
but I really don't need
protective custody.
353
00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:31,146
Yes, I'm aware what
kind of man Blaine is.
354
00:16:31,354 --> 00:16:33,315
Yeah. I'll be fine, thank you. Bye-bye.
355
00:16:37,235 --> 00:16:38,717
My ears were burning right up.
356
00:16:39,946 --> 00:16:41,990
What do you want?
357
00:16:43,867 --> 00:16:45,118
What do I want?
358
00:16:45,785 --> 00:16:47,787
You always did cut right to the
chase, didn't you?
359
00:16:48,422 --> 00:16:49,481
Okay.
360
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,011
I wanna scare you.
361
00:16:53,001 --> 00:16:55,962
Yeah, I've killed people,
your story was correct.
362
00:16:56,379 --> 00:16:58,088
Hell, I'm probably gonna kill you, too.
363
00:16:58,632 --> 00:16:59,466
Not now...
364
00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:01,051
but soon.
365
00:17:02,052 --> 00:17:03,249
I just wanted you to know,
366
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:07,016
so you could spend whatever
time you do have left
367
00:17:07,307 --> 00:17:10,393
in fear, knowing it's coming.
368
00:17:12,563 --> 00:17:13,981
You really pissed me off.
369
00:17:15,357 --> 00:17:17,192
'Cause I showed people
who you really are.
370
00:17:18,068 --> 00:17:19,383
Yeah, it was gonna happen.
371
00:17:19,822 --> 00:17:21,396
Did you really think this whole
372
00:17:21,464 --> 00:17:23,309
charming-rascal act would work forever?
373
00:17:24,289 --> 00:17:25,223
It worked on you.
374
00:17:25,225 --> 00:17:27,101
It worked on me? No.
375
00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:29,454
I worked on you, dummy.
376
00:17:31,873 --> 00:17:34,292
You sad daddy's boys are all the same.
377
00:17:34,918 --> 00:17:35,877
You're so gullible.
378
00:17:36,252 --> 00:17:37,796
- You don't know me.
- Sure I do.
379
00:17:38,463 --> 00:17:41,216
You're another two-bit homicidal thug
380
00:17:41,299 --> 00:17:42,759
who thinks he's unique
381
00:17:42,842 --> 00:17:45,303
because, deep down,
you're special and you're different,
382
00:17:45,387 --> 00:17:46,972
and you deserve admiration.
383
00:17:47,472 --> 00:17:49,599
Like, from Peyton Charles.
384
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:51,821
The great love of your life.
385
00:17:52,659 --> 00:17:53,952
You know what she called you?
386
00:17:54,285 --> 00:17:55,626
Her greatest embarrassment.
387
00:17:57,372 --> 00:17:59,499
You are a goon, Blaine. That's all.
388
00:17:59,624 --> 00:18:01,668
Just an average, run-of-the-mill...
389
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,305
I can see the headline now.
390
00:18:14,639 --> 00:18:16,474
"Child-killer shot dead."
391
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:18,852
They would throw me a parade.
392
00:18:25,733 --> 00:18:27,110
You can show yourself out.
393
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,411
Okay, hold it right there.
394
00:18:37,912 --> 00:18:39,581
Really gotta work on that, Don E.
395
00:18:39,706 --> 00:18:41,583
You were holding a gun right at me
and I wasn't scared at all.
396
00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:43,001
What're you doing here?
397
00:18:43,835 --> 00:18:46,462
Trying to solve my liquidity crisis.
398
00:18:47,589 --> 00:18:50,425
I need that list of bidders
from our zombie-cure auction,
399
00:18:50,508 --> 00:18:51,968
as we still got a few cures left.
400
00:18:53,177 --> 00:18:55,054
Okay, now we're talking.
401
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,640
By the way, have you seen
Lieutenant Bozzio lately?
402
00:18:58,308 --> 00:19:00,518
Yeah, I do my best to steer clear,
she scares me a little.
403
00:19:00,727 --> 00:19:02,937
Yeah, well, she's pregnant.
404
00:19:03,271 --> 00:19:05,064
- Did you know that?
- How does a zombie end up pregnant?
405
00:19:05,315 --> 00:19:08,067
I assume in the normal way,
just not as a zombie.
406
00:19:08,276 --> 00:19:11,821
I read this article about this kid
who died of some rare brain disease,
407
00:19:11,905 --> 00:19:14,701
which made her brain a zombie cure,
408
00:19:14,703 --> 00:19:16,062
and it got me thinking that...
409
00:19:16,576 --> 00:19:18,912
Whoa! Found it. Okay.
410
00:19:19,579 --> 00:19:21,754
We need to contact
all the runner-up bids
411
00:19:21,756 --> 00:19:24,084
and we should be flush again by lunch.
412
00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:26,461
Whew!
413
00:19:27,128 --> 00:19:28,661
You get the stuff from the safe?
414
00:19:28,796 --> 00:19:29,631
Tanner took care of it.
415
00:19:29,714 --> 00:19:31,507
Tanner! Bring in the
stuff from the house.
416
00:19:31,716 --> 00:19:33,259
Ah, you sent Tanner?
417
00:19:33,968 --> 00:19:36,638
I was being tailed, it wasn't safe.
418
00:19:36,804 --> 00:19:38,514
Tanner is capable.
419
00:19:38,723 --> 00:19:40,016
Here it is.
420
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:43,186
Cleaned out the safe just
like you said. Cash, IDs.
421
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,103
Just give me the bag.
422
00:19:44,228 --> 00:19:46,564
Sorry if some of the pages
are wrinkled and stuff.
423
00:19:56,658 --> 00:19:58,284
Where are my cures, Tanner?
424
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,664
Four syringes, in a Ziploc bag.
425
00:20:03,331 --> 00:20:07,543
Oh. So, I'm going back over the
bridge, cops pulled me over.
426
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,796
I got two strikes,
I can't get caught with drugs.
427
00:20:09,921 --> 00:20:11,047
So, I ditched 'em.
428
00:20:11,547 --> 00:20:13,716
You... You "ditched" them?
429
00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:15,468
I tossed them off the bridge.
430
00:20:16,219 --> 00:20:18,096
Don't worry, they won't find 'em.
431
00:20:29,357 --> 00:20:31,275
Strike three, monkey fighter.
432
00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:41,369
You were supposed to handle this.
433
00:20:41,536 --> 00:20:43,621
So, you take care of that.
434
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,111
You did this, Don E!
435
00:20:47,959 --> 00:20:48,960
You did.
436
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:59,000
_
437
00:21:01,422 --> 00:21:03,591
Of all the things I've missed
about the First World,
438
00:21:04,619 --> 00:21:06,621
high-quality bourbon isn't the least.
439
00:21:08,221 --> 00:21:09,972
We're still considered the First World?
440
00:21:11,974 --> 00:21:13,309
You raise a good point.
441
00:21:13,434 --> 00:21:15,394
But, hey, at least our
hand remains strong.
442
00:21:15,728 --> 00:21:17,605
With that crazy fish lady
stirring the pot,
443
00:21:17,855 --> 00:21:20,691
it's just a matter of time
before Fillmore Graves folds.
444
00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:23,486
- So, I wanted...
- Get your feet off my desk.
445
00:21:32,245 --> 00:21:34,080
You gonna tell me
whose blood that is on your shirt?
446
00:21:35,081 --> 00:21:36,541
Just a friend.
447
00:21:41,671 --> 00:21:44,423
Oh, man, what I wouldn't give
to go back to the old days.
448
00:21:44,507 --> 00:21:45,967
Yeah.
449
00:21:46,050 --> 00:21:47,593
When cops were cheap
450
00:21:47,677 --> 00:21:49,303
and the racketeerin' was easy.
451
00:21:49,679 --> 00:21:52,807
And the Utopium wasn't cut down
to basically pancake mix.
452
00:21:54,392 --> 00:21:56,018
The stuff Beanpole Bob made?
453
00:21:57,854 --> 00:21:59,647
The Da Vinci of the drug trade.
454
00:21:59,730 --> 00:22:02,608
Beanpole Bob.
455
00:22:03,401 --> 00:22:06,028
I forgot about that guy.
456
00:22:06,571 --> 00:22:08,406
Whatever happened to that weirdo?
457
00:22:08,489 --> 00:22:10,408
Oh, the usual story.
458
00:22:10,491 --> 00:22:11,951
Got into his own supply,
459
00:22:12,034 --> 00:22:13,202
fried his brain.
460
00:22:18,207 --> 00:22:19,542
Hey, kid.
461
00:22:21,669 --> 00:22:23,921
I respect your loyalty to Blaine,
462
00:22:24,005 --> 00:22:26,549
but there is serious
money on the table here
463
00:22:26,632 --> 00:22:27,967
- and if we...
- Screw Blaine.
464
00:22:30,970 --> 00:22:32,013
I'm in.
465
00:22:45,193 --> 00:22:46,444
U-dub Law.
466
00:22:46,527 --> 00:22:48,070
So, where did you live then?
467
00:22:48,154 --> 00:22:49,906
Studio in Eastlake, off Edgar.
468
00:22:49,989 --> 00:22:53,034
Stayed when I started as
a public defender, 'cause I made zilch.
469
00:22:53,117 --> 00:22:55,661
You do realize you'd be
putting your life at risk
470
00:22:55,745 --> 00:22:58,122
to break the law if
you joined our cause.
471
00:22:58,205 --> 00:22:59,240
I get that.
472
00:22:59,582 --> 00:23:01,042
I mean, I love the law,
473
00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:04,045
but I just wanted to make
a real difference in something bigger.
474
00:23:04,128 --> 00:23:06,005
Graham says you met in high school?
475
00:23:06,255 --> 00:23:08,716
Uh, no. No, we met at his school.
476
00:23:08,883 --> 00:23:10,134
I volunteer there.
477
00:23:10,605 --> 00:23:11,689
I love kids.
478
00:23:14,889 --> 00:23:16,682
You want kids of your own someday?
479
00:23:17,725 --> 00:23:20,019
Uh, yeah. I guess, yeah. Someday.
480
00:23:20,144 --> 00:23:22,173
I sensed that.
481
00:23:22,396 --> 00:23:24,607
Anyone in your life now?
482
00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:28,235
Uh, no, not at the moment.
483
00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:30,613
Because you're "focused" on your career?
484
00:23:31,013 --> 00:23:33,074
No, that's just what you tell people
485
00:23:33,157 --> 00:23:34,700
because you don't want to settle.
486
00:23:34,825 --> 00:23:36,243
You have standards.
487
00:23:36,452 --> 00:23:39,205
Don't worry, we will help you find
someone who meets them.
488
00:23:39,288 --> 00:23:41,916
Should we maybe focus less
on her love life and more on,
489
00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:44,627
say, her qualifications as a coyote?
490
00:23:44,710 --> 00:23:45,795
Are they exclusive?
491
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,829
Little-known fact,
urban coyotes mate for life.
492
00:23:49,674 --> 00:23:51,425
So might this guy, thanks to me.
493
00:23:53,052 --> 00:23:55,012
Oh, you are not taking credit
for me and Peyton.
494
00:23:55,179 --> 00:23:56,931
You tried to keep us apart.
495
00:23:57,014 --> 00:23:59,558
So that you'd have to
fight to be together.
496
00:24:00,191 --> 00:24:01,567
All part of my plan.
497
00:24:01,811 --> 00:24:03,604
So, um...
498
00:24:04,814 --> 00:24:06,023
Is the interview over?
499
00:24:07,608 --> 00:24:09,276
Did she pass or what?
500
00:24:15,574 --> 00:24:17,785
With flying colors.
501
00:24:17,868 --> 00:24:19,412
Let's make it official.
502
00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:22,474
We call this a "coyote baptism."
503
00:24:22,665 --> 00:24:24,000
Oh, my.
504
00:24:31,257 --> 00:24:33,217
Hey, what's this hospitality?
505
00:24:34,093 --> 00:24:35,886
The doctor needs his
medicine, too, yeah?
506
00:24:36,011 --> 00:24:37,596
We only have four glasses, so...
507
00:24:40,433 --> 00:24:44,437
I think it's best you steer clear
of the hard stuff, Doctor.
508
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:45,521
Thanks, Mum,
509
00:24:45,604 --> 00:24:48,190
but I can handle the hard stuff
better than you Yankee lot.
510
00:24:50,609 --> 00:24:51,861
If you say so.
511
00:24:52,445 --> 00:24:53,571
To Riley!
512
00:25:03,873 --> 00:25:05,875
And now you've passed.
Just had to be sure.
513
00:25:10,629 --> 00:25:11,672
Help.
514
00:25:13,632 --> 00:25:17,720
Brain distribution issues with our new
supplier are being resolved as we speak.
515
00:25:18,012 --> 00:25:19,180
Until we're back up to full speed,
516
00:25:19,305 --> 00:25:21,682
we ask that you do ration
the brain tubes you have.
517
00:25:21,766 --> 00:25:23,768
Lillywhite's assurances come amid
518
00:25:23,851 --> 00:25:27,188
ongoing concerns about
Seattle's brain supply.
519
00:25:27,521 --> 00:25:29,398
CHICS leader Dolly Durkins
520
00:25:29,482 --> 00:25:31,734
stood by her own claims.
521
00:25:31,817 --> 00:25:33,152
They're running out,
522
00:25:33,694 --> 00:25:35,905
and when they run dry,
523
00:25:36,238 --> 00:25:38,115
the zombies are going to come after us.
524
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:42,161
Surplus stores and gun retailers
are reporting record sales,
525
00:25:42,244 --> 00:25:46,332
and police reports of
robbed graves have skyrocketed...
526
00:25:46,624 --> 00:25:49,668
Looks like the alarmist view
is carrying the day so far.
527
00:25:50,503 --> 00:25:52,838
Things'll calm down once
we get the brains flowing again.
528
00:25:53,589 --> 00:25:55,174
Yeah, speaking of.
529
00:25:55,257 --> 00:25:57,760
Transcript from our bug
in The Scratching Post.
530
00:25:57,885 --> 00:25:59,011
Boss and Don E
531
00:25:59,095 --> 00:26:01,180
have cut DeBeers out of the operation.
532
00:26:01,263 --> 00:26:03,349
Has Seattle finally reached the end
533
00:26:03,432 --> 00:26:06,185
of its tenuous zombie-human peace?
534
00:26:11,524 --> 00:26:12,733
Hello, kiddo.
535
00:26:16,529 --> 00:26:17,696
Uncle Stacey!
536
00:26:18,781 --> 00:26:20,950
- I didn't know you were in town.
- Oh.
537
00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:24,161
And I come bearing gifts.
538
00:26:24,745 --> 00:26:26,872
The brain of Tibetan monk,
539
00:26:26,956 --> 00:26:28,874
said to have reached nirvana.
540
00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:31,627
But a humble token of my gratitude
541
00:26:31,710 --> 00:26:33,003
for clearing Blaine off the board.
542
00:26:33,087 --> 00:26:36,048
Please, it was my pleasure
to eviscerate the douchebag.
543
00:26:36,590 --> 00:26:37,711
Is the plan going okay?
544
00:26:37,925 --> 00:26:40,094
Flawlessly.
Fillmore Graves is about to fold.
545
00:26:40,177 --> 00:26:42,429
I sign a contract,
resume the brain-flow,
546
00:26:42,513 --> 00:26:44,202
all that's left is us
counting our money.
547
00:26:47,017 --> 00:26:48,352
Hi, can I help...
548
00:26:48,602 --> 00:26:50,271
- You?
- Hi.
549
00:26:50,729 --> 00:26:52,064
Cute shirt.
550
00:26:52,148 --> 00:26:53,691
Does it say on the
back what zombies get,
551
00:26:53,774 --> 00:26:55,234
or is it the same "dead fish" idea?
552
00:26:55,317 --> 00:26:56,735
We don't serve your kind here.
553
00:26:57,444 --> 00:26:59,989
Oh. But if I have to shut
you down for discrimination,
554
00:27:00,072 --> 00:27:02,783
you won't get to do any more
of those fun little TV interviews.
555
00:27:12,543 --> 00:27:13,586
$9.50.
556
00:27:15,337 --> 00:27:16,714
Excellent service.
557
00:27:16,797 --> 00:27:18,674
Ah. Keep the change.
558
00:27:21,594 --> 00:27:24,305
All good, boys,
they do serve zombies here.
559
00:27:24,513 --> 00:27:25,723
Anyone hungry?
560
00:27:30,895 --> 00:27:31,896
Mmm.
561
00:27:38,235 --> 00:27:41,447
You think you and your jackbooted thugs
can obstruct my business?
562
00:27:41,864 --> 00:27:44,742
You brain-eating, undead abominations...
563
00:27:44,825 --> 00:27:45,951
Jeez, Mom.
564
00:27:46,827 --> 00:27:47,870
Just chill out.
565
00:27:48,746 --> 00:27:52,041
You gave up the right to call me that
when you became one of them.
566
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,755
You've been holding out on me, Murphy.
567
00:27:59,215 --> 00:28:00,799
Dolly Durkins is your mother?
568
00:28:01,258 --> 00:28:02,468
Not anymore, I guess.
569
00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:05,888
- Wow.
- If I may speak freely, sir...
570
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,182
don't underestimate her.
571
00:28:08,432 --> 00:28:10,309
She really hates zombies.
572
00:28:19,361 --> 00:28:21,298
_
573
00:28:21,637 --> 00:28:23,013
Are you mad?
574
00:28:23,722 --> 00:28:25,933
Major's got a bit much
on his plate for you to set him up
575
00:28:26,016 --> 00:28:27,976
on a blind date,
and you barely know Riley.
576
00:28:28,060 --> 00:28:29,520
I know she's perfect for him.
577
00:28:29,603 --> 00:28:32,564
Smart, compassionate,
wants to make the world better.
578
00:28:32,648 --> 00:28:34,399
Loves children, and,
579
00:28:34,483 --> 00:28:36,902
let's be honest,
she not too tough on the eyes.
580
00:28:37,861 --> 00:28:39,655
She does sound perfect.
581
00:28:39,738 --> 00:28:41,990
If only there were
a zombie version of her.
582
00:28:42,074 --> 00:28:44,743
Ugh, I know. But let's not forget,
583
00:28:44,868 --> 00:28:46,578
Major has a proven willingness
584
00:28:46,703 --> 00:28:48,413
to go without sex for love.
585
00:28:49,081 --> 00:28:50,290
I have a willingness to do what?
586
00:28:50,374 --> 00:28:51,375
Oh, Major.
587
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:53,710
Do you want to meet a new
friend of mine? She's a lawyer.
588
00:28:54,044 --> 00:28:55,379
- Matchmaker brain?
- Yep.
589
00:28:55,462 --> 00:28:57,673
Nailed it. This is addressed to you.
590
00:28:57,756 --> 00:28:59,132
- Ooh.
- I have a picture of her.
591
00:28:59,216 --> 00:29:01,093
Liv, I appreciate the thought,
592
00:29:01,218 --> 00:29:03,428
but unless this girl can get
a massive quantity of brains
593
00:29:03,512 --> 00:29:05,389
into the city overnight,
I think I'll pass.
594
00:29:05,472 --> 00:29:07,933
I'd put a ring on it,
if she had some tainted Utopium.
595
00:29:08,016 --> 00:29:08,954
Peyton would understand.
596
00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:11,144
That reminds me,
does the name "Beanpole Bob"
597
00:29:11,228 --> 00:29:12,450
mean anything to you?
598
00:29:13,383 --> 00:29:14,481
No, why?
599
00:29:14,565 --> 00:29:16,191
Name came up in an intel file.
600
00:29:16,316 --> 00:29:18,443
The Da Vinci of Utopium, apparently.
601
00:29:18,527 --> 00:29:21,029
Uh, I can ask Clive.
602
00:29:21,113 --> 00:29:24,074
See if he knows a Beanpole
from his Vice days.
603
00:29:29,204 --> 00:29:30,581
Night-vision goggles?
604
00:29:33,083 --> 00:29:34,585
Because the CDC couldn't find
605
00:29:34,668 --> 00:29:36,962
any trace of tainted
Utopium in the vial I sent,
606
00:29:37,254 --> 00:29:38,714
I had the idea
607
00:29:38,797 --> 00:29:41,174
to sneak into Blaine's mansion
and steal back my cure,
608
00:29:41,258 --> 00:29:43,468
with the assistance
of a cat-burglar brain
609
00:29:43,594 --> 00:29:45,262
and a pair of...
610
00:29:45,679 --> 00:29:47,180
Night-vision goggles.
611
00:29:47,681 --> 00:29:50,017
You know I command
a paramilitary force, right?
612
00:29:50,142 --> 00:29:51,685
I could have gotten you those for free.
613
00:29:54,062 --> 00:29:55,188
They're only 800 bucks.
614
00:29:56,690 --> 00:29:59,401
And with UFreightEze Select membership,
615
00:29:59,484 --> 00:30:02,451
you can get literally anything
delivered to your doorstep
616
00:30:03,322 --> 00:30:04,865
in under 24 hours.
617
00:30:12,456 --> 00:30:14,855
I want to help this city
in any way I can, Mr. Lillywhite,
618
00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:17,127
but this sounds like
it's beyond even me.
619
00:30:17,252 --> 00:30:19,296
It might sound like
it, Mr. Griss, but...
620
00:30:19,816 --> 00:30:22,007
See, we've disassociated
with Blaine DeBeers,
621
00:30:22,132 --> 00:30:25,177
and our alternate
brain supplier is too difficult.
622
00:30:25,260 --> 00:30:27,042
I get it. You need a supplier.
623
00:30:27,387 --> 00:30:29,056
But here's the problem as I see it.
624
00:30:29,264 --> 00:30:31,350
I have no clue how to
get thousands of brains.
625
00:30:31,934 --> 00:30:33,248
We'll get you a TV in a day,
626
00:30:33,249 --> 00:30:36,355
but our deliveries have
the advantage of being legal.
627
00:30:37,689 --> 00:30:40,317
I'm not a smuggler.
I wouldn't know where to begin.
628
00:30:41,068 --> 00:30:43,070
What if I told you,
none of that mattered?
629
00:30:53,281 --> 00:30:55,492
Whoo! This place is deader than we are.
630
00:30:55,845 --> 00:30:57,416
Can I give the girls the night off?
631
00:30:57,876 --> 00:31:00,837
See, that's the problem with
your generation, there's no work ethic.
632
00:31:00,921 --> 00:31:02,547
How old are you, exactly?
633
00:31:02,631 --> 00:31:04,883
Old enough to know
there's always a market in vice.
634
00:31:04,967 --> 00:31:07,761
We just need a fresh start.
635
00:31:08,136 --> 00:31:09,680
We need a makeover.
636
00:31:12,724 --> 00:31:14,977
You know what my idea
for a zombie brothel name would be?
637
00:31:15,102 --> 00:31:16,186
Hmm?
638
00:31:16,269 --> 00:31:17,354
Coldcocks.
639
00:31:18,605 --> 00:31:20,065
Why, because of all the fights?
640
00:31:20,148 --> 00:31:21,316
What?
641
00:31:22,150 --> 00:31:25,612
Oh, great. Look, I told you what I know,
642
00:31:25,696 --> 00:31:28,126
and if you're not here to
tell me my dream girl's name,
643
00:31:28,128 --> 00:31:28,908
then who cares?
644
00:31:28,991 --> 00:31:31,284
Actually, we need to talk to her.
645
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,974
- Um, yeah.
- What about me?
646
00:31:37,582 --> 00:31:38,667
Ha!
647
00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:40,293
There you go.
648
00:31:41,003 --> 00:31:42,921
- What'd you see?
- It was the skull.
649
00:31:43,797 --> 00:31:46,216
I saw a tattoo.
A small, tasteful skull, right here.
650
00:31:46,299 --> 00:31:47,342
Tattoos. I love tattoos.
651
00:31:47,426 --> 00:31:49,219
Wait, what about a name?
Did you see her name?
652
00:31:50,137 --> 00:31:52,097
That's it. Now...
653
00:32:00,105 --> 00:32:01,440
She's got a tattoo.
654
00:32:02,607 --> 00:32:04,818
You recognize this coat, Mrs. Schwartz?
655
00:32:04,901 --> 00:32:05,777
No, I don't.
656
00:32:05,861 --> 00:32:08,576
Caring Light has cameras
at their drop-off centers.
657
00:32:08,989 --> 00:32:10,866
We have you on tape dropping it off.
658
00:32:10,949 --> 00:32:14,077
Look, I told you, I was at the
movies with Mavis Jannings,
659
00:32:14,161 --> 00:32:15,788
who left ten minutes into the show
660
00:32:15,841 --> 00:32:17,622
to meet her lover, Bernard Salkin.
661
00:32:18,081 --> 00:32:19,291
Mutual alibis.
662
00:32:19,374 --> 00:32:22,127
Mrs. Schwartz,
did you kill Carol Barbera?
663
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,674
She set up my son with a zombie!
664
00:32:27,758 --> 00:32:28,675
Hold that thought.
665
00:32:30,719 --> 00:32:33,263
Hey, you okay?
666
00:32:33,346 --> 00:32:34,723
Yeah, just...
667
00:32:35,307 --> 00:32:36,308
You know,
668
00:32:36,892 --> 00:32:38,643
carrying a human being
669
00:32:38,727 --> 00:32:41,688
and all of its associated
gestation materials inside me.
670
00:32:42,397 --> 00:32:45,650
Sometimes, it's a bit uncomfortable.
671
00:32:46,485 --> 00:32:49,404
- But it's not a big deal.
- Woman, please. I got you.
672
00:32:49,988 --> 00:32:51,073
Let me take you home.
673
00:32:51,156 --> 00:32:53,872
Maybe, we stop off at the OB on the
way, just to check?
674
00:32:53,873 --> 00:32:55,243
Man,
675
00:32:55,327 --> 00:32:57,204
thank you, but I'm fine,
676
00:32:57,287 --> 00:32:58,538
- and...
- Hey.
677
00:32:58,622 --> 00:33:01,083
- I said I got you.
- I heard.
678
00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:05,670
Sounded kind of dorky both times,
if we're being honest.
679
00:33:07,756 --> 00:33:09,716
- I got you.
- I...
680
00:33:09,925 --> 00:33:11,635
stand corrected.
681
00:33:12,803 --> 00:33:13,804
Extremely dorky.
682
00:33:20,644 --> 00:33:22,437
You wanna hear the rest, or...
683
00:33:22,687 --> 00:33:23,814
Oh...
684
00:33:25,190 --> 00:33:27,025
Go ahead, write it down.
685
00:33:29,346 --> 00:33:31,346
_
686
00:33:31,348 --> 00:33:34,726
It's been three days,
they got to be out of brains by now.
687
00:33:34,810 --> 00:33:36,562
When is Major gonna throw his hand in?
688
00:33:36,645 --> 00:33:37,938
Patience, m'boy.
689
00:33:38,313 --> 00:33:40,232
- Any minute now.
- Hey!
690
00:33:41,108 --> 00:33:42,861
Have you guys seen these billboards?
691
00:33:43,110 --> 00:33:44,945
Candy, men are talking business.
692
00:33:45,028 --> 00:33:47,281
Sure, I just thought
you'd want to see this first.
693
00:33:52,453 --> 00:33:54,406
I'm no poker player,
but it looks like...
694
00:33:54,408 --> 00:33:55,290
We're screwed.
695
00:33:55,998 --> 00:33:58,228
And UFreightEze will handle
both the supply chain
696
00:33:58,229 --> 00:34:00,961
and shipping, which is,
of course, their specialty.
697
00:34:03,338 --> 00:34:04,715
I'll give you this, Lillywhite.
698
00:34:05,466 --> 00:34:06,884
You got moxie.
699
00:34:06,967 --> 00:34:10,554
But we both know Ty Griss
can't handle this volume of brains.
700
00:34:10,888 --> 00:34:11,967
Well,
701
00:34:12,262 --> 00:34:15,063
he doesn't have your network of
Third World hospitals to plunder,
702
00:34:15,559 --> 00:34:17,603
but he's gone heavily
into Western health care.
703
00:34:17,895 --> 00:34:21,333
And he's including a brain
donor card in every package.
704
00:34:22,104 --> 00:34:24,231
There're millions of customers a day
705
00:34:24,233 --> 00:34:27,111
getting a direct appeal from one
of the world's greatest philanthropists.
706
00:34:28,864 --> 00:34:31,867
And he'll do it all for 90%
of our original deal with Blaine.
707
00:34:32,451 --> 00:34:34,694
So, unless you've got a better offer...
708
00:34:34,696 --> 00:34:35,705
We'll do 80%.
709
00:34:40,667 --> 00:34:42,169
Is that an official offer?
710
00:34:44,171 --> 00:34:45,214
It is.
711
00:34:47,216 --> 00:34:48,342
Hmm.
712
00:34:52,763 --> 00:34:53,972
The billboards stay up.
713
00:34:54,473 --> 00:34:56,308
We need a new face on
the brain business.
714
00:34:57,059 --> 00:34:59,394
I'll let the brain plant know
to expect your next delivery tonight.
715
00:35:01,605 --> 00:35:02,606
That's all.
716
00:35:35,305 --> 00:35:36,966
What are you doing here?
717
00:35:38,433 --> 00:35:39,601
Better question.
718
00:35:40,852 --> 00:35:43,230
What is nobody else doing here?
719
00:35:44,189 --> 00:35:45,299
We're open, aren't we?
720
00:35:45,732 --> 00:35:47,579
Then why am I pouring my own drinks?
721
00:35:48,443 --> 00:35:49,906
This used to be Tanner's shift.
722
00:35:50,654 --> 00:35:54,199
Business has been under-booming
since your big great profile came out.
723
00:35:54,783 --> 00:35:56,243
We're trying some new ideas.
724
00:35:58,245 --> 00:35:59,663
Which explains that.
725
00:36:04,459 --> 00:36:06,007
I had to do something.
726
00:36:06,128 --> 00:36:07,963
It's our only remaining
source of income.
727
00:36:08,463 --> 00:36:10,717
Speaking of which,
I don't think it's good for business
728
00:36:10,718 --> 00:36:12,551
if people see you hanging around here.
729
00:36:12,676 --> 00:36:14,803
So, maybe you can hang
in the back with the girls,
730
00:36:14,886 --> 00:36:16,179
or in the office,
731
00:36:16,263 --> 00:36:18,704
- or you use the back door...
- You just said "our only"
732
00:36:18,911 --> 00:36:21,038
remaining source of income"?
733
00:36:22,436 --> 00:36:24,426
You mean, besides the brain-smuggling,
734
00:36:24,428 --> 00:36:25,940
which represents the
bulk of our profits?
735
00:36:26,023 --> 00:36:27,391
That I mean.
We're out of the brain biz.
736
00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:28,693
Please tell me you're not serious.
737
00:36:28,775 --> 00:36:30,635
If you can tell me that you
didn't let that reporter
738
00:36:30,637 --> 00:36:32,038
work you like a rented mule.
739
00:36:35,949 --> 00:36:38,994
They got a new supplier,
it's that billionaire UFreightEze guy.
740
00:36:39,786 --> 00:36:41,872
There's billboards all over town.
741
00:36:48,411 --> 00:36:50,126
Why'd you have to keep the mask?
742
00:37:05,103 --> 00:37:07,648
You may be out of the brain biz.
743
00:37:17,658 --> 00:37:18,700
Oh, yeah!
744
00:37:24,373 --> 00:37:25,374
Okay.
745
00:37:30,045 --> 00:37:31,254
Oh, yeah!
746
00:37:41,181 --> 00:37:42,474
Wow.
747
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,023
How'd you get in here? And...
748
00:37:51,648 --> 00:37:53,527
How long have you been standing there?
749
00:37:53,694 --> 00:37:55,028
You left the door unlocked.
750
00:37:55,696 --> 00:37:59,116
I came in around the time
the riding crop came into play.
751
00:37:59,241 --> 00:38:01,243
- Mmm.
- I won't keep you long.
752
00:38:01,535 --> 00:38:03,286
I just need a contract drawn up.
753
00:38:03,662 --> 00:38:04,538
I can't pay you right now,
754
00:38:04,621 --> 00:38:06,998
but I'll make your quo
worth your quid pro.
755
00:38:07,082 --> 00:38:08,834
Counselor Stone.
756
00:38:09,167 --> 00:38:11,378
I need you back in my chambers,
757
00:38:11,670 --> 00:38:14,005
and bring defense Exhibit D...
758
00:38:15,507 --> 00:38:16,550
Oh.
759
00:38:16,925 --> 00:38:18,260
I'll be in in a second,
760
00:38:18,635 --> 00:38:19,594
Your Honor.
761
00:38:26,017 --> 00:38:28,311
You really do go the extra
mile, don't you?
762
00:38:28,729 --> 00:38:30,480
All right, what contract do you need?
763
00:38:43,076 --> 00:38:45,370
Hi! Are you Darcy Bennet?
764
00:38:49,291 --> 00:38:51,877
- I am.
- You got a minute?
765
00:38:52,919 --> 00:38:55,054
Um. Can you run to the dining hall
766
00:38:55,056 --> 00:38:56,841
and steal me a pack of instant ramen?
767
00:38:57,841 --> 00:38:59,468
I'll be fine. I'll be fine.
768
00:39:04,681 --> 00:39:07,017
You're here about
my Freylich brain, I assume.
769
00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:09,978
I take it I'm not the first
interested party to reach out.
770
00:39:10,353 --> 00:39:11,938
So, what's your best offer so far?
771
00:39:12,022 --> 00:39:14,316
One guy promised 50 grand
to my family when I'm gone.
772
00:39:14,399 --> 00:39:15,525
I see.
773
00:39:16,568 --> 00:39:18,111
How does half a million sound?
774
00:39:19,154 --> 00:39:20,405
Cash upfront.
775
00:39:20,947 --> 00:39:23,825
Once my client meets you
and signs off, the money's yours...
776
00:39:24,159 --> 00:39:26,774
in exchange for ownership of
your brain after your tragic,
777
00:39:26,776 --> 00:39:28,080
yet inevitable demise.
778
00:39:35,954 --> 00:39:39,375
Hmm. So, what, you were gonna
keep this all a secret?
779
00:39:39,883 --> 00:39:42,212
The big office, the lieutenant's chair.
780
00:39:42,371 --> 00:39:43,747
Acting Lieutenant.
781
00:39:44,221 --> 00:39:46,264
Just till Dale's back on her feet.
782
00:39:47,057 --> 00:39:48,725
How is the LT mom-to-be?
783
00:39:49,267 --> 00:39:51,728
She's good, baby's good.
784
00:39:52,103 --> 00:39:53,421
But she's on bed rest
785
00:39:53,645 --> 00:39:55,897
for the duration. Just as a precaution.
786
00:39:56,525 --> 00:39:59,528
Well, she can't be too happy about
that, but baby comes first.
787
00:40:00,570 --> 00:40:02,030
Look at you,
788
00:40:02,572 --> 00:40:04,032
right at home.
789
00:40:04,574 --> 00:40:06,159
Born to be Lieutenant...
790
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:10,121
Babineaux.
791
00:40:16,545 --> 00:40:18,213
You need anything else, Liv?
792
00:40:18,713 --> 00:40:21,132
Mmm. A raise wouldn't hurt.
793
00:40:21,633 --> 00:40:22,884
No.
794
00:40:23,093 --> 00:40:24,553
- Can I have a gun?
- No.
795
00:40:24,678 --> 00:40:27,222
- Oh, how about a squad car?
- No.
796
00:40:27,305 --> 00:40:28,974
- Diplomatic immunity?
- No.
797
00:40:29,057 --> 00:40:30,058
Can I have...
798
00:40:32,502 --> 00:40:33,962
Mr. DeBeers.
799
00:40:34,896 --> 00:40:37,232
I didn't expect results so quickly.
800
00:40:38,233 --> 00:40:39,317
However,
801
00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:41,725
this was not our arrangement.
802
00:40:41,881 --> 00:40:45,135
I bought a postmortem brain,
not the pre-mortem human attached to it.
803
00:40:45,365 --> 00:40:47,367
That's why they say
to read the fine print.
804
00:40:48,076 --> 00:40:51,329
You bought a Freylich brain
upon the death of its owner.
805
00:40:52,539 --> 00:40:54,708
I'm sure she'll
kick the bucket any day now.
806
00:40:55,542 --> 00:40:56,543
Or not.
807
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,671
I could consider expediting the process
808
00:40:59,754 --> 00:41:01,797
for a non-nominal fee, or...
809
00:41:02,215 --> 00:41:04,801
I'd be happy to extend
this offer to the next bidder.
810
00:41:11,099 --> 00:41:13,518
Okay. I can wait. It's a deal.
811
00:41:14,603 --> 00:41:15,770
I'll wire the money now.
812
00:41:17,591 --> 00:41:19,050
So, am I a monster?
813
00:41:22,068 --> 00:41:23,486
Maybe I am.
814
00:41:23,945 --> 00:41:26,156
Because sometimes,
they just don't leave me any choice.
815
00:41:38,836 --> 00:41:40,836
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